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Speaker 1: Another twenty. Hi, this is Chrissa. Hey Chrissa, how are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy. I'm calling about your dog

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Speaker 1: walking services. Oh I'm very interested. Um, okay, good. You've

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Speaker 1: probably walked all kinds huh um. Yeah, you have a

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Speaker 1: larger small dog. He is a big boy. He's about

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Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty pounds. Oh wow, wow, wow, that's

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Speaker 1: a really large What freed is he? Well, he's human.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I guess we're gonna say technically, what breed

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Speaker 1: is he? He's a human? Yes, I know that. I

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Speaker 1: feel like my dog's human too a lot, but seriously

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Speaker 1: with breed does he? Um? He's an adult baby? His

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Speaker 1: name is Doodle. What do you mean by adult baby?

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Speaker 1: I'm confused. He lives his life as a baby. I

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Speaker 1: still don't understand. Why don't you Why don't I just

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Speaker 1: put him on the phone. You talk to him? WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I'll put him on for you. Talk to who? Hello? Hi,

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Speaker 1: um Doodle, Hi doodle, um doodle? Please? Are you take

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Speaker 1: me for walkies? Um? You know what? I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Can I put this back? Please? Are

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Speaker 1: you mama? Can I talk to Sath please? Mama? Are

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Speaker 1: you mama, Doodle? I need to get with your father

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Speaker 1: right now, okay, right now? Hello? Yeah him? You know

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Speaker 1: what this is just this is not what I do.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I wish you guys both with a lot

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Speaker 1: of Know. It's a little unconventional. I get that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I start, it's beyond unconventional. I mean, at one time

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Speaker 1: I had a person asked me to take their rabbit

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Speaker 1: out for a walk, and it was a little year.

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Speaker 1: But this is this isn't more than you know I

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Speaker 1: can take comfortable. We're not talking about a rabbit here.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about my twenty two year old who lives

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Speaker 1: his life as an adult baby. Wait a minute, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean he lives his life as a baby.

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Speaker 1: I mean that he sleeps in a crib, an extra

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Speaker 1: large crib that I had made for him. He wears

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Speaker 1: a diaper, Oh my god, he sucks on a bankie.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, he's a great kid. You're gonna love him. No,

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Speaker 1: I can't do that, Hello Doodle, Oh god, no, doodles.

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Speaker 1: Let me speak to your father. Do you like doodle, Doodles?

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Speaker 1: Let me speak to your father. Please? Oh you liked, no, doodles,

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Speaker 1: I do like you I just I need to speak

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Speaker 1: to your father. Okay, please you ba Dodo? What are

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Speaker 1: you based Doodle forul? Best time? Oh god, no, hello,

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Speaker 1: excuse me? What did you just say to Doodle? What

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Speaker 1: didn't you see to Doodles? Yeah? I've got a twenty

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Speaker 1: two year old adult baby over here in tears from

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Speaker 1: whatever you just said to him. I didn't do anything

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Speaker 1: to us. His name is Doodle, not Doodle. Kay, I

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Speaker 1: didn't do anything to Doodle. Okay, what kind of name

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Speaker 1: is doodle? Anyway? That's just what he wanted to be called,

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Speaker 1: all right, And I don't stifle creativity in my household Sir,

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Speaker 1: you have a twenty two year old adult baby names doodles.

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Speaker 1: That's not creative. That's creepy. You know what's creepy is

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Speaker 1: that your friend Christie went through all this trouble just

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Speaker 1: to play a joke on you. What do you what

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Speaker 1: do you mean, Christie? Why did you just say my

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Speaker 1: best friend Christie? Because this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Oh oh, your

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Speaker 1: friend Christie set you up. She said that you guys

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Speaker 1: like messing with each other since you were little. Oh

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Speaker 1: no way, that is so mean. I can't even believe you. Guys,

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Speaker 1: did I think it's mean that you wouldn't walk my

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Speaker 1: adult baby name Doodle, no go away Doodle and never

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Speaker 1: come back. Wake Up every morning with Joel phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties point five