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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Whoopee Cushian

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Speaker 1: Goldberg and let's get right to it. America's favorite game show,

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Internet Question. It's a game where we ask you

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Speaker 1: the question that everybody's debating on the dot com today.

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Speaker 1: What is today's the question? I'm glad you asked because

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Speaker 1: I'm Whoopie Cushion Goldberg. And today's the question is this.

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Speaker 1: If you are going to a deserted island, what three

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Speaker 1: things would you bring? Call us up eight to eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one, text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you're going to a deserted island,

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Speaker 1: what three things would you bring? Jeff, I bring a

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Speaker 1: knife or something sharp, something to start fires with, and

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Speaker 1: a journal on a pen. Okay, well you are survival mode, right,

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Speaker 1: I would bring like mascara, you know, I like maska.

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Speaker 1: I like long lashes. You don't want to get everybody,

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Speaker 1: What if you get rescued and your eyelashes aren't good?

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna want to get rescued, right, at least

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Speaker 1: my husband Jew will know. Right. Even worse, what if

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Speaker 1: you die and then your eyelashes look like crap? At

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Speaker 1: least you go out and style and then they'll find

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Speaker 1: you later and they don't even care that you die.

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Speaker 1: There's about how terrible you're laughed. Look at her eyes,

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Speaker 1: No wonder did she die of embarrassment out here that

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Speaker 1: The question today is if you were stranded on a

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Speaker 1: desert island. Obviously Mascara and I have since advice to

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Speaker 1: sunglasses and my husband jewel because I would be bored.

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Speaker 1: That's so cute you say that for a little while,

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Speaker 1: and then it'd be like, oh my god, dude, would

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Speaker 1: this guy just go away? I don't want to say it.

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Speaker 1: There's a deserted island and this guy can't find another

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Speaker 1: side that I want to hang out for a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: He's got to follow me around everywhere. There's nobody else here.

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Speaker 1: Go climb a tree or something. Yeah, what would you

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Speaker 1: bring with you if you were on stranded on a

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Speaker 1: deserted island? What three things would you bring with you? Christian? Oh, okay, First,

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Speaker 1: bringing my Abbey baby. Gotta have Abigail my doggy, my

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Speaker 1: Wiener dog, so bringing her along with me for sure.

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Speaker 1: And Dan, I am going to bring my Roku TV

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Speaker 1: because it's a two and one and it has all

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Speaker 1: my apps, I can watch whatever the hell I want.

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Speaker 1: Yeas no electricity. We don't know that. We don't know that,

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Speaker 1: we don't know that God might hook me up, you know.

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Speaker 1: And then the third one is a tie between my

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Speaker 1: vape pin and my anti anxiety medicine. Yes, it is

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Speaker 1: my antiin right. What three things would you bring with

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Speaker 1: you if you had to go to a deserted desert island? Bennett?

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Speaker 1: What would you bring? I would definitely bring a filter

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Speaker 1: for water, because if you don't have clean water, then

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Speaker 1: you don't have life. All right, I know, kind of boring,

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Speaker 1: but I'm really trying to survive. I'm going to bring

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Speaker 1: a sleeping bag that has like a pillow on side

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Speaker 1: of it so I could be warm and I could sleep.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm going to bring the board game Monopoly

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Speaker 1: so I could just like play by myself forever, the

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Speaker 1: worst one, so much fun, and you could play it forever,

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Speaker 1: honestly never ever. I don't think in my life I've

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Speaker 1: ever finished a full game play, have you, guys? Yes?

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Speaker 1: All the time? Life life never ends either, right? Call

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Speaker 1: us up three one six one, text in four one

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Speaker 1: h six one. Today's Ridiculous Internet question is, if you

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Speaker 1: were going to a deserted island, what three things would

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Speaker 1: you bring. Somebody texted in at four one o six

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Speaker 1: one has said they'd bring weed swishers and a lighter.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to that island. Three things that I would bring.

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Speaker 1: I would bring my wife Alex already had I already

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Speaker 1: had it sounds like it sounds like I did that

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Speaker 1: because she did. But I already had planned that. I

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Speaker 1: would bring some twine, like a lot of strong twine.

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Speaker 1: And then I would bring my prescription of adderall because

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to build some shelter and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: need the energy to do it. So I would take

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Speaker 1: the adderall to get the energy to really clean up

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Speaker 1: the whole island. I'd probably should being a vacuum too,

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Speaker 1: so I could vacuum. But it was the only three things.

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Speaker 1: Well I would if I was on a deserted island

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Speaker 1: that I have enough adderall vacuum all day. I would

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Speaker 1: vacuum that whole island. But then I would take tree

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Speaker 1: things down and use the twine to build us some shelter.

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Speaker 1: I would be to build a huge mansion in about

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Speaker 1: a day and a half. Love it doubtful with twine,

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Speaker 1: twine an adderall Anything's possible. Call us up eight at

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. What would you bring with you?

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Speaker 1: What three things would you bring with you if you

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Speaker 1: were going to a deserted island? Emma? What three things

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Speaker 1: would you bring with you? A filter full way, a timp,

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Speaker 1: and a giant bagged skinny pop pop. Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: say a water filter like Bennett did. That is so weird.

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Speaker 1: Do you want fresh water like a water of life?

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Speaker 1: Just spoil it, boil it? Yeah, then you have to

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Speaker 1: later to don't just use an overall in the stick. Yeah.

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