WEBVTT - Bougie Brits (RHOLDN Recap)

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<v Speaker 1>Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancam and came

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<v Speaker 1>riche Edge.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas

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<v Speaker 2>in a Pop with myself.

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<v Speaker 1>And Teddy Mellencam. What are you doing? You're wigged out today?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm lid out.

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<v Speaker 3>Say you know, I wanted to fee a little fancy

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<v Speaker 3>with my sweats.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the air conditioning on like sixty eight degrees

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<v Speaker 2>because when I got out of the shower today I

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<v Speaker 2>put castor oil all over my body.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, are you trying to deliver a baby? No o, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't drink it. Deliver a big shit is what

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<v Speaker 1>you deliver? No. I sometimes just like it's so good

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<v Speaker 1>for your skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have really dry skin because I have like

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<v Speaker 2>thyroid issues, So I just put all over my body

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<v Speaker 2>and then it absorbs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might ruin my sweats, but whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's definitely going to ruin a spray tan if

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<v Speaker 3>you have one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't spray tan.

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<v Speaker 2>I am, And it's so funny because I felt this

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<v Speaker 2>way for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 1>If I have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Base color, which is not very often, I can spray tan.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I don't because I have so many like

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<v Speaker 2>freckles and spots.

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<v Speaker 1>And all that kind of stuff on my skin. It

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<v Speaker 1>grabs onto it and it makes it look worse and

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<v Speaker 1>it's starting to happen to me now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so now people are acknowledging that, and there's something

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<v Speaker 2>that's in the chemical that tans you. And if you

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<v Speaker 2>guys know of one that doesn't have that chemical, send

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<v Speaker 2>it my way, let me know, because it just makes

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<v Speaker 2>my skin look worse. So what I use is wes

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<v Speaker 2>Moore Beauty on mine. This is not to add people.

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<v Speaker 2>Wes Moore is not paying me.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish they were, because I know we talked about wes.

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<v Speaker 3>Moore Beauty so much that why haven't they even sent

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<v Speaker 3>me a jar?

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<v Speaker 2>Well it was I know, I always order mine. Professional

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<v Speaker 2>makeup artists use it if you don't have a tan.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes in so many different colors. You just brush

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<v Speaker 2>it on your legs, but it will They say it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't transfer, but if you it too much on, it

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<v Speaker 2>will transfer.

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<v Speaker 3>Or maybe you're not letting it dry long enough because

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<v Speaker 3>it does say you're supposed to give it like fifteen

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<v Speaker 3>minutes of a dry time. I have a feeling you're

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<v Speaker 3>putting it on and then putting your clothes straight on

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<v Speaker 3>right after.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on my it's on my center console of my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Solicious for it that way the arm rest. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like he can't, but it's amazing. It's just with white

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<v Speaker 1>you have to be careful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because if not, if you have a white dress on.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had that where I started sweating a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then the combo is real nass.

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<v Speaker 2>Sally Hanson's was my go to four years. The leg spray,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, are they?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I still have that.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to use this foundation if I was filming

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<v Speaker 2>and I had to go swimming or something, because it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Come off like you have to scrub that shit off.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it's good. That one's good too. So last

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<v Speaker 1>time I saw you was with Zach. Yeah, last time

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it was with Zach. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Zach and I are best friends, and he loves

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<v Speaker 2>a good voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Note. So I get a few of those day and

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<v Speaker 1>they're about three months long, and so they're much longer

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<v Speaker 1>than my voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and he apologizes constantly, and I'm like, it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I am old. I can't see I'd rather hear your voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like You've yelled.

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<v Speaker 3>At me multiple times for sending voice notes, So now

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<v Speaker 3>I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's because there was a time when that's all

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<v Speaker 2>you did, and I was like, oh my god, here

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<v Speaker 2>we go again all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I can you believe I don't voice note anymore

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't know how that's what it is. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't remember that part of your memory. It'll come back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not waiting for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Day, Yesse, you wait, I'll be sending you novellas of

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<v Speaker 3>like my current day situations again.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you know that little game we played at

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<v Speaker 2>iHeart and Burbank like that walk this way for this

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<v Speaker 2>one and walk this way for that me, you and

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<v Speaker 2>Zac played it. Yeah, why didn't I walk towards Doctor

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<v Speaker 2>Drey instead of Jesse?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched it myself, and I'm like, is there something

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know doctor Dre? But why did I? Sorry, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I was thinking. Maybe I'm you

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<v Speaker 1>were thinking rich honey.

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<v Speaker 3>But also I just saw a picture of doctor Dre

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<v Speaker 3>with another girl, not Michelle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, at NOBU.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw that he was with another girl, like

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<v Speaker 2>walking somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>He's always in Malibu. This time he's walking. The girl

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<v Speaker 3>is not Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it doesn't mean he's Is he holding hands with her?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there like something going on there?

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<v Speaker 3>I have a feeling his go to date place is

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<v Speaker 3>Nobu Malibu, so he takes all his chicks there. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I'm guessing, because I think it's the same

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<v Speaker 3>paparazzi because they did a side by side of him

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<v Speaker 3>with Michelle and him with this other.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl at the same place. It looks like the same place.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh lordy, lord lord.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did not end as you know, I did

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<v Speaker 2>not end up going to Janet's birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Janet.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just the drive to la especially at eight

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock and night, it's just too much for me unless

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<v Speaker 2>I'm staying out there. And you know, Eddie's out of town.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to be home today, but I have the

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<v Speaker 2>dogs take care of ye and you know he's priority.

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<v Speaker 2>But happy birthday to Janet. Did I see that you

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<v Speaker 2>hard launched the Valley Man on your Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>For one, I did not hard launch him. Matt did.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt posted him without your permission.

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<v Speaker 3>Might as well have been without both of our permissions

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<v Speaker 3>because we were both at this point in time, we'd

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<v Speaker 3>already been like partying.

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<v Speaker 1>For like hours before we even went to Janet's.

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<v Speaker 3>We went like, I just need to tell you how

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<v Speaker 3>the night progressed. We started out the night going to

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<v Speaker 3>a Mexican restaurant in West Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we go to Janet's where it's like you play games.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really spread out. So Dave and Busters, we

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<v Speaker 1>can say it now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we go to David at a birthday party

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<v Speaker 2>at Dave and Busters.

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<v Speaker 3>Which I just don't mean to brag, but I won

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<v Speaker 3>at ski ball, which I mean, I just beat tickets

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<v Speaker 3>Vallet Guy, Matt and George. But I want to know

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<v Speaker 3>what's really depressing about this Dave and Busters.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't print out your tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>It just puts it on a little card, so you

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<v Speaker 3>don't feel that validation of just like tickets pouring out

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<v Speaker 3>at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, welcome to twenty twenty six. Yeah, so that

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<v Speaker 1>was that.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we went to like a dive bar next to that,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's where that video that Matt was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, so you basically started out at four pm, at

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<v Speaker 2>five thirty pm, okay, start out five thirty pm.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we're at the we have fun.

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<v Speaker 3>At the Valley party, which is funny Exuce with the

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<v Speaker 3>Valley Guy, Matt and George.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not from the valley. Who's from? How weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we just say his damn name?

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<v Speaker 3>No we can't, even though we tagged him in the post.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we by we, I mean Matt tagged him in

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<v Speaker 3>the post.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, I missed that. I missed the tag. I

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<v Speaker 1>could have went down a rabbit hole. Is he private?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he's private. Oh, by the way, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you get the name Valley Guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Because the first day we ever talked about him, I

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't remember which town he was from, so I just

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<v Speaker 3>said Vallei Guy.

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<v Speaker 1>So Valley Guy. Yeah, you met his parents.

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<v Speaker 3>I have not met his parents. I have met his cousins,

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<v Speaker 3>his cousin cousins. He's met the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>He met your kids, Yes, he met the kids only.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is a pretty funny story. Before Janet's party.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like probably a week before I'm on a

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<v Speaker 3>date with Valley Guy, and Slate, unbeknownst to me, had

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<v Speaker 3>turned on my location again because she likes to stalk

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<v Speaker 3>where I am at all points in time. So we

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<v Speaker 3>had gone to eat out where he lives, which is

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<v Speaker 3>not to the valley, and then we had come back

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<v Speaker 3>into town and we were just like killing time just

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<v Speaker 3>driving around his car like talking because it wasn't like

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to bring him in the house, and

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<v Speaker 3>so we were just like having a good time talking

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<v Speaker 3>all through and Sino where I live, and all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, Slate calls. I answer on speakerphone and she's

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<v Speaker 3>like hey Mom. I'm like hi, and she's like, why

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<v Speaker 3>are you just driving around? And see now a stalker?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you are such a stalker. What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>And she goes, are you with She doesn't call him

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<v Speaker 3>Valley Guy, she calls him his name, but she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>are you with Valiye guy?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like yep. And then Cruz's like, just bring

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<v Speaker 1>him in, Wow, just bring him in, and so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh. Okay, So so they know Edwin's girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they know Edwin's girlfriend, Edwin's Girlfriend's daughter, they know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So then we like pull up to the house and

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell he's a little bit nervous, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>here's kind of the thing that I have to be

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<v Speaker 3>straightforward with you about like, I'm like, this is no pressure, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to drive away right now, you totally can.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, but I don't lie to my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Anymore anacause like well, like once I.

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<v Speaker 3>Almost died and like had to make so many different

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<v Speaker 3>excuses about like how long until I was going to

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<v Speaker 3>be better out of the hospital, chailing good, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>just I can't do that to them, So if they

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<v Speaker 3>figure something out, I'm going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Honest with them.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, if you're not comfortable, just pull

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<v Speaker 3>away and I'll walk in and I'll face the music

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<v Speaker 3>by myself. But if like you're comfortable, then come on in.

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<v Speaker 3>And he did, and he was really cute, like played

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<v Speaker 3>football with Cruise and like laughed with Slate.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not much older than Slate, right, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>he's thirty wine bitch, thirty who oh my god, thirty one?

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<v Speaker 1>But no, Slay said this, Slay goes. Here's the thing, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>I can live with it. He's cute. I know in

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<v Speaker 1>my heart. I know from you telling me he has.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty one years old, but he does not look thirty

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<v Speaker 3>one years old because he has facial hair.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, thirty one year olds have facial hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand what. She's a kid, so she's used to like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're young, then you have no facial hair. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>facial hair does make guys look older. I think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Then he went with us to the party and the

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<v Speaker 3>first person we see at David Busters is Laala.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, Laala has zero filter. Who I love Lalla, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>love love love. She walks up and loud enough for

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<v Speaker 1>Valley Guy to hear.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes, Oh my god, are you dating him?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep? And she's like, good for you, yes, queen or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever she said. I was like, oh my god, she's

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<v Speaker 1>away with her. Yeah, she knows. And I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>just I chatted with her.

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<v Speaker 3>I chatted with Michelle, I chatted with Janet. No, who

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<v Speaker 3>didn't chat with me at all, even though she was there. No,

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<v Speaker 3>who didn't pull me for a chat?

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<v Speaker 1>Who Arianna? Oh she was there, she was there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I did to piss her off,

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<v Speaker 3>but like she walked right on by me, right on

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<v Speaker 3>by huh.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what did I do to piss

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<v Speaker 1>her off? I love Love Island? Wow? Well yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>on how sistace too? She makes a little cameo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she does make a little cameo, but I was wondering.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh god, well anyways, so anyways, we

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<v Speaker 3>leave to Invanbusters Eleve. Round ten o'clock, we go to

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<v Speaker 3>a dive bar and at that point in time, that's

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<v Speaker 3>when Matt's like, this is how we could do the

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<v Speaker 3>hard launch.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, both of you guys look really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know exactly what happened, but all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that it's up on my.

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram and said, yes, yes, yeah, okay, that's what I figured.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So then but then the story continues on.

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<v Speaker 3>So then we post We're all, you know, we're hanging

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<v Speaker 3>out at this dive bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we decide we're hungry again. Did you know that there?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't like Taco Bell, but there is

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<v Speaker 1>a Taco Bell in La with alcohol. Yes. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>you were going to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I saw it on TikTok or something like that

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<v Speaker 2>or Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>And you go in there and you like sit down

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<v Speaker 1>like a fountain thing. Yes, yeah, like a slurpie.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a Slurpee but with alcoholic and like you

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<v Speaker 3>get your own little box of food.

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<v Speaker 1>So like Valley Guy went and picked out food for

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<v Speaker 1>the four of us. He brought it all down like

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'll try whatever, as long as you

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<v Speaker 1>did not drink one of those. Yes I did, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then became best friends with the person sitting next to

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<v Speaker 3>me to the right.

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<v Speaker 1>So AnyWho we do this.

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<v Speaker 3>I've now become infatuated with this Taco Bell because you

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<v Speaker 3>know I love Taco Bell. And Matt and George we

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<v Speaker 3>all are getting ready to leave it, and Matt or

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<v Speaker 3>to get to leave within seconds because they weimo they

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<v Speaker 3>have a freaking Weymo waymos won't drive dancy Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I wouldn't get in a Waimo ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it's like and so within like ten seconds

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<v Speaker 3>of walking out, it's like that, and George it says

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<v Speaker 3>like on the little top of the thing, and I'm like, meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still futzing around with my trying to get an

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<v Speaker 3>uber and Valley Guy is going to the bathroom inside.

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<v Speaker 3>All of a sudden, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl comes up to me and she's like, hey, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I've assumed I wrongly assumed that she knew who I was.

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<v Speaker 1>No clue, but she's like, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to come to a party with us, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>don't tell me you went no, But I was like

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<v Speaker 3>starting to worry about you. I was like, I'm actually

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<v Speaker 3>waiting for the guy, like I'm just trying to like

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<v Speaker 3>prove that I'm there with somebody else, because now I'm

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<v Speaker 3>seeing multiple people like come up to me, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, this is like some kind of a pact,

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<v Speaker 3>this is some kind of a cult.

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<v Speaker 1>They're coming in to get me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're trying to steal you, and they kidnap you

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<v Speaker 2>and they sex traffic you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking was gonna happen. So then

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm with the guy I'm dating, I hear the girl

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<v Speaker 3>on she has a walkie talkie that goes into the

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<v Speaker 3>Taco bell restroom and she's like one two one two

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<v Speaker 3>ten four ten four Alex just calling to see is

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<v Speaker 3>there a guy in the men's restroom.

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<v Speaker 1>He's tall, it's crazy, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear Valley guy go tell her I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 3>And so then he like walks out.

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<v Speaker 1>And what was the point of all that, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>There was honestly ten guys and ten girls standing around

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<v Speaker 3>me in this circle trying to get me to go

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere with them. And the reason, the only reason that

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<v Speaker 3>I knew that thing was going awry. I thought we

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<v Speaker 3>were just chatting while I was waiting for the uber.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this girl like who was chatting with me? And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, she's really pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes ha ha, and then she was missing teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>That's scary. Yeah, but all's well. That ends well. The

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<v Speaker 1>night ended.

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<v Speaker 3>The next day, Valley guys like my dms are blowing up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I didn't think about this aspect. It's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to keep you hidden so no one else.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to world.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, oh my god, should we get into headlines?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, according to reality blurb Real Housewife Atlanta contracts

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<v Speaker 2>are out, Shamia is out, Kelly will return, and the

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<v Speaker 2>network wants Nini back. Ninie and Kelly were offered contracts,

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<v Speaker 2>whereas Shemiah was not. I don't know if I believe

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<v Speaker 2>this filming is set to start in three weeks and

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<v Speaker 2>Andy denies the rumors.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I feel like it's a little early. I just

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<v Speaker 3>feel like it's a little bit early early.

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<v Speaker 2>But also I don't see Shmi being out unless she

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<v Speaker 2>wants to be out.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a big part of that show.

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<v Speaker 2>And when Andy was at Newport Beach the Little Film

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<v Speaker 2>Festival whatever, he got an award at a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>months ago, somebody asked that what we see Nini, and

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<v Speaker 2>he says he actually thinks the cast is great, just

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<v Speaker 2>like it is.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I would feel like if he was hinting

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<v Speaker 3>around at her coming back, he would have said something

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<v Speaker 3>more positive me too, yeah, like because you know Nini

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<v Speaker 3>heard that and probably was like, what No, But I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I'm happy where this group is too, But.

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<v Speaker 1>I would come back. I wouldn't sneeze at Nini coming back.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of people are assuming that there's

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<v Speaker 2>no moving forward with Shemia and Portia.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then there's also the flip side where let's

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<v Speaker 1>see him move forward.

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<v Speaker 3>If they are able to move forward, then we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to have some more juice to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, sometimes you do hit a.

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<v Speaker 3>Point where like there is just like a standstill between

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<v Speaker 3>the cast and there's nowhere to go, trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, yeah, So, but I mean you guys work

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<v Speaker 1>through it. I try to.

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<v Speaker 2>So this comes from Queens of Bravo on Bravo, Andy

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<v Speaker 2>on Radio Andy. Andy discusses the recent casting rumors about

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<v Speaker 2>Atlanta and says they're not true.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want a preview.

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<v Speaker 2>Of next season of Atlanta, look at this cast. This

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<v Speaker 2>is the group. We love this group. We're very happy.

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<v Speaker 1>So this, you know, ties into what he said at

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<v Speaker 1>in Newport Beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So, I mean I wouldn't expect him. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>think that he's lying. Like if Nini was coming, he'd

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<v Speaker 3>be like, well, we're in for surprise, but who knows

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<v Speaker 3>what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>But I love our group Chat and people that are

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<v Speaker 2>not on reality TV that's in our group Chot that

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<v Speaker 2>are like, there's no way there's no way that Shimbia

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<v Speaker 2>and Porscha can come back together. There's no moving forward.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, yes there is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll just have to see. Yeah, we're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to say.

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<v Speaker 2>And I always say bullshit, I don't believe it, but

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<v Speaker 2>then sometimes sometimes it's true.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Wendy, how long until you think we actually

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<v Speaker 3>really find out?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, their last episode is airin and then they have

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<v Speaker 2>three reunions. I don't think until well after the reunion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I mean we're just gonna have to see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna have to see this. Next one is pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 3>So Brittany Cartwright reveals that Jack's faked a partnership with

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<v Speaker 3>smart Water on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>This is too good, This.

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<v Speaker 3>Is like, this is gold din, this is amazing, This

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<v Speaker 3>is so Jax Taylor. The company DM Britney saying they

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<v Speaker 3>have no affiliation with Jax Taylor. Then Brittany just goes

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<v Speaker 3>on to post about it, so she's like, Jax Taylor.

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<v Speaker 1>Faked a brand deal.

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<v Speaker 3>Clip is from when Reality Hits with Brittany Cartwright. So

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<v Speaker 3>she talks about it on her podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so basically, if you didn't see the post, Jacks

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<v Speaker 2>is pretending that he's doing a sponsored post for this

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<v Speaker 2>water company and he's holding the bottle and da da

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<v Speaker 2>da da da SmartWater. Jennifer Anderson is the one that

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<v Speaker 2>promotes this, like sits your ass down. So people are

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<v Speaker 2>assuming now that he's with the publicist or whatever she is,

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<v Speaker 2>that he's trying to help his image to think that

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<v Speaker 2>he's good enough that his ask could get a brand deal.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then Jacks released receipts about the offer, but apparently

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<v Speaker 3>they were AI.

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<v Speaker 1>But up I can't yes, so not? Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So this was their publicist and now he's dating her,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's the advice she's giving him.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know if that's the advice she's

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<v Speaker 3>giving him, but I mean, he actually writes on his

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<v Speaker 3>post like he's not trying to just have a picture

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<v Speaker 3>of the drink in his hand. It says, it's been

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<v Speaker 3>one heck of a hot summer heart staying hydrated with

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<v Speaker 3>at smart water hashtag partner stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not trying to like it's not like we're just

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<v Speaker 3>guessing that he had a smart because he had a

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<v Speaker 3>smart water behind him, and he's writing hashtag partner.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like two hundred and ninety six comments on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they all came out after they all commented

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<v Speaker 1>after they found out. Did he delete the post or

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<v Speaker 1>did he keep it up? He deleted the post?

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<v Speaker 2>How embarrassing. I have secondhand embarrassment for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and then the best is all of these different

0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:52.000
<v Speaker 1>content creators are doingesting pictures of them with smart waters.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the influencer in the white dress that had

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<v Speaker 2>in then MIA's our name, put her head on her body.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I it, and then everybody started doing it. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>He also went after Brittany for take talking about it

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<v Speaker 3>and saying she's getting in the way of his new life.

0:21:10.760 --> 0:21:12.399
<v Speaker 1>He should be, she should be moving on with her

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<v Speaker 1>own life.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack, shut up, Okay, you are with the their publicists.

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<v Speaker 1>You lied about it. Now you're lying about brand endorsements.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're lying, and like, I have to be honest,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't miss Jack's on the Valley.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't miss him either.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't miss him one bit on the Valley at all.

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<v Speaker 2>But so let's go into this next one. Because I

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<v Speaker 2>did binge watch, it took me a few days. The

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<v Speaker 2>House of Stossy, I have to say I watched very

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<v Speaker 2>little vanderpupp Roles when Stossy was on. I do remember

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<v Speaker 2>the cancelation. It was her and who else? Her and

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<v Speaker 2>Kristin right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And so now.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess she's been working on her own show for

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<v Speaker 2>putting this together for a few years.

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<v Speaker 1>She's saying she said no.

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<v Speaker 2>To the Valley multiple times with no show on the table,

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<v Speaker 2>meaning she didn't have anything else going on, and that

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<v Speaker 2>makes House of Stasi that much better.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bravo holic said the fact.

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<v Speaker 2>That Sossy said no to the valley multiple times with

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<v Speaker 2>no show on the table, makes House of Stassy that

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<v Speaker 2>much better.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wouldn't go that far, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously she had PTSD about the time that she got

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<v Speaker 2>fired and how it went down and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I think clearly that, but I think also

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:40.199
<v Speaker 3>she wasn't going to just go on a show to

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<v Speaker 3>be on a show. She wanted to curate that show, right.

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<v Speaker 2>But just watching the show, I mean not that she's

0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:53.280
<v Speaker 2>bad mouthing Bravo at all, just talks about how toxic

0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:54.359
<v Speaker 2>it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think all reality television show is toxic. And

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<v Speaker 3>I think if you guys tune in, we're gonna we're

0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:03.800
<v Speaker 3>gonna recap, we're gonna do a one and done recap

0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:07.160
<v Speaker 3>of House of Stacey, and you guys can make your

0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:11.000
<v Speaker 3>own impressions on what you think this is done, you know,

0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:12.840
<v Speaker 3>for her and her family and her life.

0:23:12.880 --> 0:23:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, yes, there are amazing.

0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Parts and like as I would never say, but as

0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:20.960
<v Speaker 3>people say, iconic parts that are hilarious and really good,

0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:23.760
<v Speaker 3>but there's also parts that are really sad and like

0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:24.480
<v Speaker 3>hurt my heart.

0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and a lots of parts where she's really annoying.

0:23:28.240 --> 0:23:32.080
<v Speaker 2>I will say, and we won't get into her best friend,

0:23:32.840 --> 0:23:36.680
<v Speaker 2>so I will say that the way this show is edited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a genius.

0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:43.240
<v Speaker 2>So good because it's not just like a regular reality

0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:47.560
<v Speaker 2>show the same formula. There's a different formula to it.

0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:48.119
<v Speaker 1>It's good.

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, she might annoy you at times, but she's

0:23:51.440 --> 0:23:51.800
<v Speaker 2>one thing.

0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:55.959
<v Speaker 1>She's so beautiful, so freaking beautiful. She's stunning. They're showing,

0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:59.040
<v Speaker 1>they are showing it all the good smart she's good TV.

0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:03.119
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of camps from other reality stars and

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Mormon wives, like there's it's a lot.

0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:08.919
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot, and so you guys should watch it.

0:24:09.080 --> 0:24:12.480
<v Speaker 2>I did reach out just to confirm that she was

0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:16.359
<v Speaker 2>asked to do the Valley multiple times.

0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:19.439
<v Speaker 1>I bet she was. She was asked to be on

0:24:19.480 --> 0:24:21.880
<v Speaker 1>the Valley and then asked.

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<v Speaker 2>Again when she turned it down, and you know, and

0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:26.160
<v Speaker 2>that's what I heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So, I mean, I couldn't imagine that. She's not

0:24:29.960 --> 0:24:32.160
<v Speaker 3>the type to make it up. She's not the type

0:24:32.200 --> 0:24:34.880
<v Speaker 3>to put a smart water behind her head and say

0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:36.919
<v Speaker 3>hashtag partner no it.

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:38.440
<v Speaker 2>She'll be the first one to tell you that, yeah,

0:24:38.920 --> 0:24:42.760
<v Speaker 2>she's not going to do that. I enjoyed Katie on

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:44.160
<v Speaker 2>the show I did too.

0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:46.600
<v Speaker 3>I really missed Katie and I didn't realize that until

0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:47.520
<v Speaker 3>I was watching it.

0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I missed her.

0:24:49.280 --> 0:24:51.720
<v Speaker 3>But we we have to save ourselves. I know we

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:54.080
<v Speaker 3>are not talking about it, but we are going to

0:24:54.080 --> 0:24:59.360
<v Speaker 3>do a special episode dedicated solely to all eight episodes.

0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:00.879
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to do one by one. We're just

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:02.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna talk about all eight episodes.

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:04.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we've learned our lesson there when when one of

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:11.119
<v Speaker 3>the networks drops the entire season at one time streaming, Yeah.

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:12.360
<v Speaker 1>We just have to binge watch it and talk about it.

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:17.000
<v Speaker 2>We tried it with Mormon Wives, and it just doesn't

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:20.200
<v Speaker 2>go over that well because so many people have watched it,

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 2>you know.

0:25:20.920 --> 0:25:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then you're gonna take it out. Yeah yeah, yeah,

0:25:24.080 --> 0:25:27.720
<v Speaker 1>So this was a lot better. Okay this next one?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so right, Rula Lah I can't but Rula's husband,

0:25:37.320 --> 0:25:41.439
<v Speaker 3>Brian's mistress, releases multiple photos of them smiling together with

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:44.400
<v Speaker 3>captions like funny for the darkest time of your life,

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:45.639
<v Speaker 3>you sure smiled a lot.

0:25:46.000 --> 0:25:47.520
<v Speaker 1>She also shared a story.

0:25:47.240 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 3>Saying yep clocked with a screenshot of someone saying the

0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:54.320
<v Speaker 3>mistress would like to move on, but Brian's wife can't

0:25:54.320 --> 0:25:55.320
<v Speaker 3>stop bringing her up.

0:25:56.080 --> 0:25:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So there's so many pictures.

0:25:58.640 --> 0:26:00.720
<v Speaker 3>And it's like they look like they're living their best life.

0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:02.639
<v Speaker 3>I mean there's also a picture of him without his

0:26:02.800 --> 0:26:07.280
<v Speaker 3>shirt on and like driving in a car and they're

0:26:07.280 --> 0:26:11.439
<v Speaker 3>like wait, like they do seem like high schoolers, like

0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:15.679
<v Speaker 3>on their first date, so happy. So we don't have

0:26:15.720 --> 0:26:19.560
<v Speaker 3>to read the full screenshot, but like it's all over Instagram,

0:26:19.600 --> 0:26:24.520
<v Speaker 3>and she said stay tuned, mic drop coming, So now

0:26:24.560 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what is the mic drop going to be?

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Also, how do you deny this if

0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:33.760
<v Speaker 1>you're Rula. It's not like it's pictures of them at the.

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:37.159
<v Speaker 3>Same location, standing ten feet apart. They are like holding

0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:40.480
<v Speaker 3>hands and like dancing in these pictures and videos.

0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't care anymore, to be honest, Like, we get it.

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:51.800
<v Speaker 2>He was cheating with you. You have multiple pictures, we get it.

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:54.879
<v Speaker 2>You're in a lawsuit. What else do you want? Like

0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 2>at this point, I feel like it's just fame.

0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:58.159
<v Speaker 1>I get it.

0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:00.840
<v Speaker 2>She was wronged, he was you know what he did

0:27:00.840 --> 0:27:03.520
<v Speaker 2>to her, what he was saying to her might be

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:05.399
<v Speaker 2>different than what he's saying on National TV.

0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:08.359
<v Speaker 1>I know you're pissed off, but you also knew he

0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>was married when you dated him, so you deserve everything

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:10.960
<v Speaker 1>you get.

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's like you also knew and you worked

0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.920
<v Speaker 3>with him, Yeah, so like you double knew. You didn't

0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:19.400
<v Speaker 3>just kind he couldn't be like, oh we're splitting up,

0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:22.119
<v Speaker 3>Like you've gone to their house for holiday parties and

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that, so like you know, you know, and

0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:27.720
<v Speaker 3>so like how bad? How badly can you really be

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:29.199
<v Speaker 3>upset at this point? Right?

0:27:29.240 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Exactly?

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:32.919
<v Speaker 3>It's like you walked into it. But I mean I

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:36.160
<v Speaker 3>can say if I was Rula, I would be upset.

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:39.159
<v Speaker 3>Of course those posts would trigger me.

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh of course, I'm sure this isn't easy for her.

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 2>And then she's got to put on a brave face

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 2>and she's got a film right now.

0:27:44.760 --> 0:27:46.919
<v Speaker 4>I think she's got a new one and she's doing

0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 4>she's doing The Mistress is doing this right now because

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:55.320
<v Speaker 4>of the fact that they're filming.

0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're filming.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, guys, so we had lots of juicy gossip and

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 3>headlines for you. Now we're going to take a quick

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 3>break and we're going to come back and talk about

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 3>Real Housewives of London Season one, Episode three recap.

0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 1>That quick break is over, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it starts off with Panthea and Amanda go on

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:25.240
<v Speaker 2>a walk to get to know each other. Amanda says

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Panthea loves to gossip. Panthea says she doesn't gossip. She

0:28:29.320 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 2>just tells everybody what she hears, which is no different.

0:28:32.840 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Amanda tells Panthea that everything she heard in the press

0:28:36.720 --> 0:28:40.320
<v Speaker 2>isn't true and Panthea doesn't believe it.

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you, well, one, I think Panthea doesn't love gossip.

0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 1>She lives to gossip, right.

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:51.239
<v Speaker 2>But everything you hear is not the truth is a

0:28:51.280 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a stretch.

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's somewhere in the middle.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't fully I mean, Amanda, once I knew she

0:28:57.960 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 3>signed an NDA, oh.

0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:03.480
<v Speaker 1>It's like we're not getting any no, no, no. So

0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:06.760
<v Speaker 1>she says that she didn't get anything form x husband.

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>She signed NDYA.

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>She owned ten percent of their company and when he

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>sold it, the money went to her.

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 3>But she shouldn't be saying that either. If she signed

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 3>an NDA, we shouldn't know anything.

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:21.959
<v Speaker 2>Right, So that's where the money came from. But nobody knows.

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Nobody. Everybody speculating, but nobody knows.

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:27.960
<v Speaker 2>And then Panthea calls bullshit and says Amanda uses men

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:29.760
<v Speaker 2>as a stepping stone.

0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 1>These these two, I.

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 3>Mean, and the fact that they're even on this walk

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 3>getting to know each other better, I'm like, they do

0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 3>not want to get to know each other.

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Amanda has zero interest in getting to know Pants.

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 2>They couldn't be more opposite. Now, is there a name

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 2>that's higher up than fancy pants?

0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:53.479
<v Speaker 1>Because that's what Amanda is. Bougie. It's even beyond that.

0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:57.480
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think it's like, I mean, you're like British,

0:29:57.600 --> 0:30:01.320
<v Speaker 3>You're very like posh, stick up the ass.

0:30:02.080 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's like even when.

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 3>She laughs, I mean, granted, I got too much botox

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 3>this last time, but like even when she laughs, it's like, well.

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:13.800
<v Speaker 2>There was like some rumors saying that she has the

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>longest legs in London.

0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:19.200
<v Speaker 3>And then Panthea goes, well, I mean maybe she opens

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 3>them the widest.

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:24.880
<v Speaker 2>And then Amanda's like, that's slut shaming, and she says

0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 2>everything kind of it, Like.

0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you a question?

0:30:29.600 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Why do girls that carry burken bags don't freaking fasten them?

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Why are they always is that a thing they have

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:39.280
<v Speaker 2>to be hanging open?

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, because if you fasten them then you mess with

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 1>the leather. I don't care. I'd rather fasten then shit

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 1>fall out.

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I think she had too much shit

0:30:49.320 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 3>in her burkein.

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 2>No, everyone does that and I's like carry them and

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:58.200
<v Speaker 2>then the flap is open and it's I'm like, that's

0:30:58.200 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 2>what's in.

0:30:58.760 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 3>And then if you're really wanting to show off some money,

0:31:01.600 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 3>then you get like a little air maze like silk linen.

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Thing and you wrap it around the handle.

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 2>I did that, not with my with I did it

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 2>with my Louis Vuitton. I've bought a Louisvuitton in Switzerland

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 2>and what's your And then they're like, oh, g yes,

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 2>would you like us to wrap with a you know?

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, sure, why not whatever? And I did

0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 2>it for a while and I took it off.

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, these two are definitely not well suited for

0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 3>each other.

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Polar opposites, polar opposites.

0:31:34.800 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 3>I also, Amanda, you've told us you signed an NDA.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:41.160
<v Speaker 3>I believe nothing you say now.

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that's pretty much how it goes.

0:31:46.240 --> 0:31:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Then Karen takes her daughter to South of London to

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:51.520
<v Speaker 3>explore her Jamaican culture because she wants her kids to

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:54.480
<v Speaker 3>have a balance of their cultural identity as well as

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 3>their London lifestyle.

0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>I like her kids. I like her.

0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Her daughter's stunning the daughter, but the daughter, I'm like,

0:32:01.800 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, she's absolutely beautiful.

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:07.680
<v Speaker 1>And then I love when the daughter kind of jesus

0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>her a little bit. She's like, never seen you so

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 1>excited to go grocery.

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 3>Shopping, Like she's like, we're filming and you're real up

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:16.720
<v Speaker 3>about this grocery store.

0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:18.600
<v Speaker 1>I like that because she's gonna give her shit all

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:21.920
<v Speaker 1>season long. Yeah. No, I liked it too. Yeah.

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:24.640
<v Speaker 2>How about when Julia meets with her vocal coach so

0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:32.719
<v Speaker 2>stop Nassie comes over and they have a conversation, but

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 2>the vocal coach is very into it.

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 1>And then she comes Nessie comes over and it's like, bye,

0:32:39.520 --> 0:32:42.200
<v Speaker 1>get out. We saw like two seconds of it.

0:32:42.480 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, no, the parts we did see, I felt I

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 3>never felt so comfortable. At one point, he's like, oh, sorry,

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:51.320
<v Speaker 3>that was just an outburst of emotion.

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:55.720
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, how about when Nessie meets his

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 1>singing coach and he tells her I'm working with a

0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:02.320
<v Speaker 1>roll's voice. I mean, she does have a good voice.

0:33:02.400 --> 0:33:04.320
<v Speaker 1>I can give her that, but like.

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:09.280
<v Speaker 3>Juliette mentions that, like you know, they get through this

0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:13.240
<v Speaker 3>in two seconds, like we're watching it. There's multiple awkward things.

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 3>Plus we never hear her sing in this moment.

0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, the funny thing is is like a lot of

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.320
<v Speaker 1>us is like acting.

0:33:19.560 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, a lot of us do things fifty years ago

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:24.880
<v Speaker 2>and we haven't done it. And then you sign up

0:33:24.880 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 2>for Housewives and you're like, I'm going to be an

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 2>actress and I'm going to be a singer because I

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:29.440
<v Speaker 2>used to do that one.

0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Hundred years ago.

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to have a coach. I'm good I

0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 2>played clarinet. I should bring that out next season.

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:42.360
<v Speaker 3>And my coach is going to want to love reality television.

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh and he's going to be over the top.

0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:49.480
<v Speaker 3>But then Juliet mentions that Panthea calling her fake really

0:33:49.520 --> 0:33:53.360
<v Speaker 3>bothered her because she's the opposite of that. I'm like, okay, Juliette,

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:57.960
<v Speaker 3>I wish you would realize not being bothered by Panthea

0:33:58.120 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 3>is the best revenge.

0:33:59.080 --> 0:34:01.760
<v Speaker 1>But she can't stop talking about it. She can no

0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:07.239
<v Speaker 1>m M. I want Panthea and her mom go get

0:34:07.240 --> 0:34:10.359
<v Speaker 1>their hair done, but they both have amazing hair.

0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:16.719
<v Speaker 2>But wait a freaking minute, you're telling me, Panthea that

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.560
<v Speaker 2>you don't own a brush.

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Shampoo or conditioner. That's weird. I don't believe that. I

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 1>don't hair how great your hair is if you put

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:27.400
<v Speaker 1>it in a bottle at night. You have to brush

0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 1>your hair.

0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Occasionally, you have to brush your I mean occasionally, well,

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean I don't have to brush it often.

0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, it looks like it. I had to brush your hair.

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:37.960
<v Speaker 2>When I saw the other day, I'm like, is there

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 2>a reason why it's sticking up in the back, Like, oh,

0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:42.880
<v Speaker 2>you just have to put long it is not it

0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 2>is longer than that. And I brushed it and it

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 2>went down.

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's because I think I tried to give it

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 3>a little a little bit of buck.

0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 2>So she has somebody else wash and condition her hair

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:54.360
<v Speaker 2>every five days, so she doesn't own a brush. And

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 2>then I'm starting to wonder, does she own a toothbrush?

0:34:57.120 --> 0:34:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Does somebody come in and brush your teeth every day?

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Somebody to come wipe her ass? I could use one

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>of those ass wiper. Yeah, well I'm not doing that.

0:35:04.960 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Even told Eddie, I'm like, I will never wipe your ass.

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:09.239
<v Speaker 1>It's never happening. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not.

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:11.640
<v Speaker 3>Gonna wipe somebody else's ass. But if somebody wanted to

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:13.160
<v Speaker 3>come in and give me a little boudette.

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 1>What is a bidet?

0:35:14.840 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 2>I have a bidet, of course you do. It's so nice,

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>but it's kind of given Lisa Barlowe when she says

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:22.879
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't go a day without her glam coming over

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:23.879
<v Speaker 2>to put makeup on her.

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:26.759
<v Speaker 3>But do you think that not owning a brush is

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:27.280
<v Speaker 3>a flex?

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:32.200
<v Speaker 1>No, it's weird, yeah, like to me. To me, it's

0:35:32.239 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 1>more of like a hygiene thing.

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:38.279
<v Speaker 3>Like it's okay to own a brush in shampoo. There's

0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 3>got to be a time where, like she's swam in

0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 3>the pool with her kids or something unplanned.

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Of the week is shits on her head?

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:48.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like, what is she gonna go upstairs and use

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:49.400
<v Speaker 3>her kids panting provy?

0:35:49.680 --> 0:35:51.319
<v Speaker 1>What if she wears a hat and she could get

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:52.359
<v Speaker 1>sweaty underneath it.

0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:56.360
<v Speaker 3>She's just gonna wait until her next blowout and she

0:35:56.440 --> 0:35:58.600
<v Speaker 3>at least has to have a round brush that she

0:35:58.640 --> 0:36:00.480
<v Speaker 3>can fix the little from parts.

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Did we not see her brush in her hair in

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:07.600
<v Speaker 1>the first episode. No, we saw her taking it down

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 1>and putting it back up, and.

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Then she says she's a facelift, and then her mom

0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 2>denies ever having one, and We're looking at her and like, really,

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:17.560
<v Speaker 2>you haven't had a face left either.

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Me either. I spent ten light years, I haven't.

0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:26.920
<v Speaker 3>I cannot, I cannot smile and I cannot show affection.

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 1>But I also have never had this titan.

0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:35.879
<v Speaker 3>But then Panthea invites Amanda and Karen to kick off

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:37.040
<v Speaker 3>the Iranian New Year.

0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, and Karen brings.

0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:44.360
<v Speaker 3>Up that when she visited Panthea, Panthea only talked about herself,

0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:47.719
<v Speaker 3>calling her a narcissist. Panthea says, She's never been called

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:48.280
<v Speaker 3>that before.

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:50.879
<v Speaker 1>I believe in that.

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, come again, I mean a little self absorbed.

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:59.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean I love her character on the show because

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:01.080
<v Speaker 2>she gets shit going.

0:37:01.280 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 1>She says things that your jaw drops. I think she's

0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:07.320
<v Speaker 1>great on the show, one of my favorites.

0:37:07.719 --> 0:37:13.520
<v Speaker 2>But Panthea, you little self absorbed, a titch and also

0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:15.840
<v Speaker 2>like just a tiny therapist.

0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Would say when we talk about my youth, this person

0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:20.000
<v Speaker 3>may not be a.

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Narcissist, but they have narcissistic tendencies, right, exactly right.

0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 2>What in the Adrian maloof was going on with Panthea's

0:37:27.640 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 2>friend's hair.

0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was she even doing there?

0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 2>She had like two Christmas colors look like just coming

0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:39.640
<v Speaker 2>curled coming out the side of her head.

0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't.

0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 3>She didn't really talk either, like do you think they

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:44.880
<v Speaker 3>were testing her out?

0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Or probably? You know what cracked me up.

0:37:48.239 --> 0:37:51.280
<v Speaker 2>So after this scene they do the little round robins,

0:37:51.320 --> 0:37:54.200
<v Speaker 2>but they're all going and they're packing, and Panthea is

0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 2>so unaware and so self de absorbed that she's sitting

0:37:58.080 --> 0:38:01.719
<v Speaker 2>there talking with her I don't know who she is,

0:38:01.760 --> 0:38:06.319
<v Speaker 2>her house manager, her assistant, and she's throwing a fit

0:38:06.960 --> 0:38:10.320
<v Speaker 2>about the fifty shades of red party and the color

0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:12.960
<v Speaker 2>red is so vulgar to her.

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, the lady's wearing a red shirt. Hold on, I

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that the moon was wearing a red shirt.

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 1>The woman's wearing a red shirt.

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:27.399
<v Speaker 2>No, yes, and that you see her go like, oh okay, she.

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Didn't even notice. I looked at her like she's so

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 1>badly wanted to say, can you politely cough? She's like, no,

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:36.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to put up with this. No.

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 3>So I watched it and I was like, you know,

0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't look good and ready either. I didn't notice

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:42.360
<v Speaker 3>that the girl had a red shirt.

0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:45.000
<v Speaker 1>She had a red shirt on it. I didn't notice it.

0:38:48.320 --> 0:38:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what does that say about me?

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 3>It's not even about me, So I'm just like lack

0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:55.880
<v Speaker 3>of awareness that I'm watching.

0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:58.160
<v Speaker 1>It's not normally a detailed person.

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:01.359
<v Speaker 2>But when the lady kind of just made this look

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.319
<v Speaker 2>at her, like, hey, I am wearing red right now?

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're telling me it's vulgar. Vulgar is an extreme

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:11.680
<v Speaker 1>word for a color. Just say it's not a color

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:12.600
<v Speaker 1>that looks good on me.

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Like it's like how light pink doesn't look great on

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 3>me because I kind of just look all the same color.

0:39:18.520 --> 0:39:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I am like anything pale, anything pale is not good

0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:26.919
<v Speaker 2>for me unless I'm tan, and I'm rarely tan.

0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:37.160
<v Speaker 1>But then all the.

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:40.360
<v Speaker 3>Girls and a man's friend, Gina are heading to Nassy's.

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Cotswold, Like how I can't even say that. I had

0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:46.879
<v Speaker 1>to look it up Cotswold.

0:39:46.440 --> 0:39:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Estate in a helicopter. How would you feel about going

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 3>in that helicopter?

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't go, you would have. I want to know

0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>how long the drive was.

0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:57.920
<v Speaker 2>It is anywhere from an hour and a half to

0:39:57.960 --> 0:40:01.000
<v Speaker 2>two hours, depending on where you live in London. It's

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:05.839
<v Speaker 2>about seventy five miles from London, so it's not even

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:08.440
<v Speaker 2>as far as me going to Big Bear, and it

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 2>takes me two hours to get to Big.

0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:11.720
<v Speaker 1>So it's like you coming to LA.

0:40:12.280 --> 0:40:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I did earlier in the season of Orange County,

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 2>like years ago, flew from Orange County to LA in

0:40:22.160 --> 0:40:22.800
<v Speaker 2>a helicopter.

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:25.279
<v Speaker 1>Heather had her friend's helicopter.

0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:29.200
<v Speaker 2>And I just you see so many helicopters going down,

0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 2>and when a helicopter goes down, it just seems like.

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:36.320
<v Speaker 1>It's no one lives. Well, that's exactly what Karen watching.

0:40:36.520 --> 0:40:36.880
<v Speaker 1>She's like.

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:38.920
<v Speaker 3>Karen's like, I'm not gonna It's one thing that I

0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:41.399
<v Speaker 3>was with my entire family and we're all going down.

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 1>She's like, but the idea of me being by myself

0:40:44.600 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 1>in there right, well, it's crazy.

0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 2>What sealed the deal for me is when Kobe went

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:53.200
<v Speaker 2>down and his daughter and every you know, everybody else

0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:55.359
<v Speaker 2>it was on that helicopter and.

0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:56.440
<v Speaker 1>It's just I don't know.

0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:59.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there was a private plane little two sedars

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.399
<v Speaker 2>snow whatever they're called, that took off from Orange County

0:41:02.480 --> 0:41:02.919
<v Speaker 2>last week.

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:05.919
<v Speaker 1>The engine field, it landed on the beach. The guy

0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:07.920
<v Speaker 1>walked away. I mean, you have to have two engines

0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:11.759
<v Speaker 1>if there's a helicopter like, I don't. I just don't.

0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:12.640
<v Speaker 1>It just scares me.

0:41:12.719 --> 0:41:16.279
<v Speaker 2>It's me personally, like if I'm going to Hawaii, I

0:41:16.320 --> 0:41:17.479
<v Speaker 2>ain't doing a helicopter tour.

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:18.279
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean I've been on a helicopter before too, only

0:41:21.080 --> 0:41:24.600
<v Speaker 3>when I filmed on Housewives, and I don't remember being

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:26.960
<v Speaker 3>that scared. But I also, I mean that was a

0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:27.799
<v Speaker 3>long time ago.

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't love private jets either. I don't.

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:36.320
<v Speaker 1>I love being on them. I love the convenience.

0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I love that you know, you don't have to go

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:44.319
<v Speaker 2>through security, say all that stuff. But I hate saying

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 2>this is I'm getting on an airplane soon. The private

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:50.680
<v Speaker 2>ones are the usually the ones.

0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 3>That you don't know that you're just making up a

0:41:53.520 --> 0:41:54.759
<v Speaker 3>statistics I am not.

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:59.120
<v Speaker 1>They're the ones statistically that will.

0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:03.799
<v Speaker 3>I want to see the documentational proof of this.

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:06.600
<v Speaker 1>You're solely going off.

0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Your own basis because big when full airplanes crash, you

0:42:10.719 --> 0:42:12.359
<v Speaker 3>don't actually hear about it as much.

0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 2>If you're asking about the odds of crush, the short

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:19.319
<v Speaker 2>answer is yes, private jets and private aviation generally have

0:42:19.400 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 2>a higher accident rate than commercial airlines.

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:27.680
<v Speaker 1>So I hate to say I'm right, but I'm right, Okay, fine,

0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 1>But so you're telling me.

0:42:29.360 --> 0:42:32.520
<v Speaker 3>If tomorrow somebody was like, hey, guys, I've got a

0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:35.880
<v Speaker 3>dual engine private jet to take you guys to Cabo,

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:37.600
<v Speaker 3>you would say, now one or two.

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Pilots, two pilots, two engine.

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I will do it, but it scares me more.

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:47.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm just not a great flyer in general.

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:42:48.360 --> 0:42:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean either way, Karen doesn't do it. She

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 3>gets there, and but I I love how everybody's like, we.

0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Weren't sure you actually were coming.

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, if it's an hour and a half drive, no, yeah,

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna drive.

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, then the girls, you know what, something.

0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Confuses me what.

0:43:08.640 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I had to rewind and rewind a lot on this

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:14.120
<v Speaker 2>show because sometimes I their accents are so strong. I

0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:16.680
<v Speaker 2>could because I had the CODs waed whatever it's called.

0:43:16.760 --> 0:43:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't understand what they're saying. When Amanda said it's

0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:23.919
<v Speaker 2>lovely to stay in a private country home, but it's

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:26.799
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not sure the house is set up for

0:43:26.880 --> 0:43:29.920
<v Speaker 2>a guest of my caliber, and then I mean I

0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:33.680
<v Speaker 2>wanted to punch her. But then they're not staying Amanda

0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:36.760
<v Speaker 2>said that, oh yeah, but they're not staying in the house.

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:38.440
<v Speaker 1>They're not even staying in the house.

0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:42.440
<v Speaker 3>Apparently the house is getting renovated, so they're just hanging

0:43:42.440 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 3>out at the house. And then the girls are all

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:44.960
<v Speaker 3>staying at hotels.

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've been in a situation like that that's

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:52.120
<v Speaker 1>called traders. Yeah. The castle is like the whole upstairs

0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:54.760
<v Speaker 1>is not isn't actually but not really functional.

0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:59.280
<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, so I think they've probably just gotten

0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:02.200
<v Speaker 3>this beautiful house that's on the country side. It's okay,

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.759
<v Speaker 3>and then all the girls are going and staying in

0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:07.319
<v Speaker 3>hotel rooms. But I'd like it better that all the

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:09.680
<v Speaker 3>girls are staying in hotel rooms than like a couple.

0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:14.359
<v Speaker 1>So how much you think that house cost? I mean

0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:14.719
<v Speaker 1>a lot.

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:17.760
<v Speaker 2>So they have the Beckhams out there, they have royalty

0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:21.360
<v Speaker 2>that live out there, Like this is like Aspen, I

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:21.920
<v Speaker 2>guess for.

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:26.759
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's it's very I mean I would say

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:27.880
<v Speaker 3>it's very expensive.

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:32.560
<v Speaker 1>But I mean that cake business must do really well.

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:37.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's the cape. I think it might

0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 1>be the husband. Oh, I don't know what he does.

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't eat her because remember we've just morphed all

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:48.280
<v Speaker 3>the husbands into one husband. Yeah, but Amanda, of course,

0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:49.759
<v Speaker 3>just to push on. It has to be like, I

0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:51.200
<v Speaker 3>wonder why I'm not staying there.

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know exactly why you're not.

0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:55.640
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to stay there because it's not you're

0:44:55.680 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 2>not at that caliber. It's not at that caliber. I'm

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 2>not sure this house is set up for a guess

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:01.720
<v Speaker 2>of Mike Halliba.

0:45:02.680 --> 0:45:04.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, then they go on a walk with Sir Henry,

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:07.879
<v Speaker 3>who is Queen Elizabeth's right hand man, and Amanda thinks

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:09.440
<v Speaker 3>she's found herself a new husband.

0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Now do you think that Sir Hendry? Okay? Do you

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:15.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure Sir Henry doesn't have the money that

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:18.360
<v Speaker 1>you want if he is working for the Royal family.

0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Do you think he still is working for the royal family.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way he'd be allowed to film if he

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<v Speaker 1>was still working for the Royal family.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Queen Elizabeth has passed on rest in peace. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think that up until that time he was still

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel like the picture they showed of the

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<v Speaker 2>Queen and Sir Henry, he was much younger.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel like he's probably worked there for a minute.

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:46.320
<v Speaker 3>If he's feeling okay to go on Real Housewives.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like he has a little miles on him.

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:51.280
<v Speaker 1>He's bless his hot. He's seen a lot of women

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:54.239
<v Speaker 1>since Queen Elizabeth, did you see Amanda like just go

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 1>in to kiss him? Like, I'm like, what are you doing, Amanda.

0:45:59.120 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get myself to just be patient with her,

0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:06.280
<v Speaker 3>but like I never do well with toity toity either

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<v Speaker 3>do I?

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<v Speaker 1>I just it doesn't work out for me.

0:46:11.440 --> 0:46:14.840
<v Speaker 3>But then Amanda tells Gina and Juliet about panthea slut

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<v Speaker 3>shaming comments Gina.

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<v Speaker 1>Gina's the friend, the random friend. That's why was she there?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's because they're still waiting on Juliette to

0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 3>arrive because remember we're still missing a housewife.

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:32.600
<v Speaker 1>And Karen, right, because Karen's driving well yeah.

0:46:32.400 --> 0:46:35.680
<v Speaker 3>I mean and real like Juliette doesn't arrive this entire episode.

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh you mean the other Juliette, Yes, Juliette from the

0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:42.000
<v Speaker 2>London show, the whatever.

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:45.160
<v Speaker 1>I think they're waiting on her to arrive. So she's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be there at some point.

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 3>She's going to start the season. I mean, she's one,

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:50.120
<v Speaker 3>she's a house.

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<v Speaker 2>You were going to get a couple of episodes out

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 2>of this trip, is what you're saying. And she'll arrived

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:55.080
<v Speaker 2>that Okay.

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:57.040
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't even know if she's coming on this trip.

0:46:57.120 --> 0:46:58.560
<v Speaker 3>My point is she's coming on this.

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:01.240
<v Speaker 1>She's on episode five. That is what I heard. Okay,

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:02.800
<v Speaker 1>so maybe I don't know if that's true.

0:47:02.880 --> 0:47:05.960
<v Speaker 2>But I have some friends in London, some fans that

0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:08.440
<v Speaker 2>reach out and they're so happy that we're recapping it,

0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:11.719
<v Speaker 2>and they say that it does get intense.

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:14.200
<v Speaker 3>Well I can see it getting into I mean, I'm

0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 3>more and more into it as I watch.

0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:21.719
<v Speaker 1>But then as they're I just want to hear you

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:25.279
<v Speaker 1>say cheese rolling, just say it. You can hear me,

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 1>just like I really have to say this.

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<v Speaker 3>Then they decide they're having a cheese rolling competition and

0:47:31.920 --> 0:47:36.000
<v Speaker 3>Juliette wins, and a shoe throwing contest that may have

0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:37.680
<v Speaker 3>the word wink in the title.

0:47:37.920 --> 0:47:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Karen wins. I think it's Willie and those are boots.

0:47:41.120 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 2>But okay, So the cheese rolling competition was so funny

0:47:44.160 --> 0:47:46.919
<v Speaker 2>because they show like other people.

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Doing it and.

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:51.880
<v Speaker 2>It's like tough mutter yes, and I'm thinking, there's no

0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 2>way not one of these girls are going to do it,

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:58.600
<v Speaker 2>and then of course they don't, except only one falls down,

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:02.840
<v Speaker 2>and that was carm oh, I'm sorry, that was panthea.

0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Panthea, yeah pants? I thought one other person rolled down

0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:09.040
<v Speaker 1>the hill? Was that the friend of Oh I didn't,

0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:09.840
<v Speaker 1>I didn't notice.

0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:15.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Panthea falls down, but I think one rolled down. Yeah,

0:48:15.760 --> 0:48:19.799
<v Speaker 3>because who won that, Juliette. Because Juliette wins. So that's

0:48:19.800 --> 0:48:21.080
<v Speaker 3>why Panthea had to fall down.

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Now you know what what willies are? Right? We Willie? No, No,

0:48:25.680 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 1>wet Willie? Should I say wet Willie's? You know what

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:34.239
<v Speaker 1>a willie is, right? It's a penis? Right? No, it's

0:48:34.280 --> 0:48:40.040
<v Speaker 1>a boot. Wellie's well you're not saying, I'm sorry. We

0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:43.439
<v Speaker 1>don't call him wellies. We call them rain boots. But yes,

0:48:43.520 --> 0:48:45.319
<v Speaker 1>I knew a wellie was a rain boot.

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I didn't know that until our trip to Ireland

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:51.960
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, you got to put the wellies on?

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what the hell?

0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:56.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But could you imagine that being a competition?

0:48:57.360 --> 0:49:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Who's who could throw the boot the furthest every single

0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:01.359
<v Speaker 3>Orange County house?

0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 1>So I would be flinging those boots at each other.

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 1>It's very boring over there.

0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:10.319
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, even I find it hard to fully

0:49:10.400 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 2>get upset about the shit talking because they sound so

0:49:13.239 --> 0:49:16.080
<v Speaker 2>proper when they say it. I know, but I thought, tutty,

0:49:16.239 --> 0:49:18.440
<v Speaker 2>she's such a taut.

0:49:18.960 --> 0:49:23.440
<v Speaker 1>She is a haunt taut, and you're like, God, that

0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:26.400
<v Speaker 1>sounds so nice. Say it again, give it to me.

0:49:27.280 --> 0:49:29.120
<v Speaker 1>But so they have these competitions.

0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 3>Then afterwards, the girls freshen up for Nassi's dinner, so

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:36.319
<v Speaker 3>that means they hop back into the car to go

0:49:36.440 --> 0:49:39.600
<v Speaker 3>back to the estate afterwards, and Karen Panthea get into

0:49:39.600 --> 0:49:39.919
<v Speaker 3>a fight.

0:49:40.880 --> 0:49:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Shocker, Didn't she say just a little bit earlier in

0:49:44.640 --> 0:49:45.520
<v Speaker 2>this season that.

0:49:45.520 --> 0:49:48.720
<v Speaker 1>She was going to zip it? Didn't she tell Nassi

0:49:48.800 --> 0:49:50.359
<v Speaker 1>that I'm going to zip it?

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:52.839
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, the only reason they showed you saying

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:54.279
<v Speaker 2>that is because you didn't zip it.

0:49:54.440 --> 0:49:56.520
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna zip it. You ain't gonna zip it.

0:49:57.000 --> 0:49:59.920
<v Speaker 3>But Karen says Panthea isn't a lady after she commented

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:03.560
<v Speaker 3>on her contact lenses the moment she stepped into her house.

0:50:04.080 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Is that a weird thing to do? Or would you

0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:06.520
<v Speaker 1>not think? Twice?

0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:08.319
<v Speaker 3>I actually think it's a weird. I think it's an

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:09.080
<v Speaker 3>asshole move.

0:50:09.160 --> 0:50:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, saying on camera I love your contact lenses is

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:16.359
<v Speaker 2>basically like saying your eyes are fake.

0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:17.000
<v Speaker 1>And I know it.

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:21.319
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's not a complex like and you can you

0:50:21.440 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 3>know if because you couldn't see the contact lenses if

0:50:24.040 --> 0:50:26.880
<v Speaker 3>they were just your natural color. The only way that

0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:29.520
<v Speaker 3>she can tell is because when your eyes move around

0:50:29.600 --> 0:50:32.600
<v Speaker 3>in a fake color contact, you can see that it's fake.

0:50:32.719 --> 0:50:34.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean I used to have purple eyes, yeah.

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Right, you did, not used for that.

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:42.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking early nineties, maybe even late eighties is when

0:50:42.840 --> 0:50:46.400
<v Speaker 2>they came out, and I wanted blue ways so bad,

0:50:46.480 --> 0:50:48.839
<v Speaker 2>and I had shit brown eyes. You know, I'm at

0:50:48.920 --> 0:50:52.960
<v Speaker 2>your look about my shit brown eyes and so but

0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:54.719
<v Speaker 2>you know that brown eyes and blonde terra's a sign

0:50:54.719 --> 0:50:55.120
<v Speaker 2>of beauty.

0:50:55.719 --> 0:50:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Well did you know that blue eyes?

0:50:57.920 --> 0:51:00.000
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know, but that's what they were talking.

0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:05.160
<v Speaker 2>So I wanted blue eyes so bad. So I got

0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:09.839
<v Speaker 2>the contacts. They were so damn fake, so uncomfortable. Your

0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:11.000
<v Speaker 2>eyes hurt like hell, And.

0:51:10.960 --> 0:51:12.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what am I gonna do?

0:51:12.840 --> 0:51:16.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm like a young mom of you know, at eighteen

0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:17.960
<v Speaker 2>with a one year old, and I'm gonna sit in

0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:20.239
<v Speaker 2>my rocking chair with fake contacts on.

0:51:20.360 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Didn't go anywhere, didn't do anything, like just in case

0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 1>I need to go to the supermarket. Somebody may see

0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:27.080
<v Speaker 1>me and see.

0:51:26.840 --> 0:51:30.120
<v Speaker 3>That I have fake blue eyes, but no, her saying

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:31.480
<v Speaker 3>that was solely to.

0:51:32.160 --> 0:51:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Be a dick. There's no way anything else.

0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Then Panthea says she is more of a lady than

0:51:38.080 --> 0:51:41.720
<v Speaker 3>Karen and specifically points out the tattoo peeking out above

0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:44.759
<v Speaker 3>her boob, as well as the fact that Karen used

0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:48.239
<v Speaker 3>to sell clothes. I'm sorry, I'm with Karen on this one.

0:51:48.400 --> 0:51:51.400
<v Speaker 3>I am too, I'm with Karen on this whole entire fight.

0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:55.560
<v Speaker 1>And then she goes, what are you talking about?

0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:58.479
<v Speaker 2>My mom used to sell clothes and by the way,

0:52:00.880 --> 0:52:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I used to work at Snappy Car rental

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:03.799
<v Speaker 2>and Burger King.

0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Does that define me for the rest of my life?

0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:08.600
<v Speaker 1>And even if she does sell clothes did retail? Who cares?

0:52:09.040 --> 0:52:11.440
<v Speaker 3>And I just so we know, I have a tattoo

0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:13.160
<v Speaker 3>on my toe that I got in the eighth grade

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:15.399
<v Speaker 3>that's been falling off for years and now just.

0:52:15.280 --> 0:52:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Looks like a line, so like, I don't seen it down.

0:52:18.520 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I I've been meaning to take you into Laser Away,

0:52:20.600 --> 0:52:26.200
<v Speaker 1>but bigger fish to fry lately. So whose team are

0:52:26.239 --> 0:52:26.440
<v Speaker 1>you on?

0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:31.319
<v Speaker 3>Definitely on Karen's team, I think, like Panthea truly has

0:52:31.400 --> 0:52:33.839
<v Speaker 3>never met like a judgment. She doesn't want to like

0:52:33.880 --> 0:52:36.120
<v Speaker 3>make like she's like, if there is something I can

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:38.800
<v Speaker 3>judge and I can say openly where I want to say, Panthea,

0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:40.720
<v Speaker 3>why are you in the same dress as last week?

0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:41.319
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:44.320
<v Speaker 2>What I found like really intriguing, almost like a movie,

0:52:44.840 --> 0:52:48.799
<v Speaker 2>is there's NeSSI on the piano and she's going back

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:53.280
<v Speaker 2>and forth and she's playing. She's looking out the window

0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:55.640
<v Speaker 2>and seeing the girls fighting.

0:52:57.440 --> 0:53:00.120
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, oh, because ain't gonna go Oh.

0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Well, I wonder how many times she had to film

0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:08.040
<v Speaker 3>playing that song before, like the bus actually got there,

0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:11.360
<v Speaker 3>how she got it cleared?

0:53:13.360 --> 0:53:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know. We don't know what if that

0:53:15.120 --> 0:53:17.880
<v Speaker 1>song was. We have no idea.

0:53:18.320 --> 0:53:21.600
<v Speaker 3>I mean, maybe the composer of that song is a

0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:24.680
<v Speaker 3>friend of Nassi's, but AnyWho, I mean, it was a

0:53:24.719 --> 0:53:25.600
<v Speaker 3>good episode.

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I think that.

0:53:27.239 --> 0:53:29.240
<v Speaker 3>Clearly we can see who it's going to revolve around,

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:31.239
<v Speaker 3>which is why I'm excited for the new Juliet to

0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:34.279
<v Speaker 3>come in. Yeah, yeah, thanks guys for tuning in to

0:53:34.360 --> 0:53:36.920
<v Speaker 3>another episode of to Teason a Pod. We will be

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<v Speaker 3>back tomorrow with more juice.