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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On

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Speaker 1: an ask Doctor Jesse Friday, don't worry. We got all

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Speaker 1: kinds of stuff here, but let's just do a couple

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Speaker 1: a couple of political things first. Now, you know what

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Speaker 1: the system is. We've talked about it many times. You

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Speaker 1: know about the system, and you know the purpose of

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Speaker 1: the system protecting itself. That's its entire purposes, protecting itself.

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Speaker 1: We mentioned this a little bit yesterday, but the communists

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Speaker 1: are well aware of how it looks that they're indicting

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Speaker 1: and arresting the leading Republican candidate to be the nominee.

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Speaker 1: They know how that looks. You're going to see a

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Speaker 1: very focus effort to legitimize this process. You're going to

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Speaker 1: see this relentlessly, and you're already seeing it. You're going

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Speaker 1: to see every news organization and law professor and people

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Speaker 1: talk about how legitimate this process was and definitely not political.

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Speaker 1: Remember that's why the Biden administration refuses to comment on it.

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Speaker 1: They've stayed totally quiet and won't comment on it. They

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Speaker 1: don't want to look like they're at all involved, even

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Speaker 1: though they're very clearly involved. They don't want to look

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Speaker 1: like they're involved. And Jack Smith, Jack Smith is going

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Speaker 1: to get the saint treatment. Remember remember what they did

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Speaker 1: to Robert Moeller when they started the molar investigation. I

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Speaker 1: remember it like it was yesterday. Trump gets elected, that

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Speaker 1: useless idiot Jeff Sessions immediately gives appoints a special council.

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Speaker 1: Just hands the communists a special council. Oh, no, it

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Speaker 1: would be wrong for me to get involved anyway, immediately

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Speaker 1: give a special counsel. Robert Uler spends the first two

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Speaker 1: years kneecapping Trump's agenda. The media launched a Robert Moehler

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Speaker 1: is the Second Coming of Christ campaign, and they never

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Speaker 1: backed off it for two years, trying to legitimize what

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Speaker 1: he was doing. It's already begun for Jack Smith.

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Speaker 2: We've just been told that Donald Trump has entered the courtroom.

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Speaker 2: Also in the courtroom is the Special Council Jack Smith.

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Speaker 2: And I want to spend a moment on Jack Smith

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Speaker 2: because he is essentially who Donald Trump is up against.

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Speaker 2: Jack Smith is someone who has run over and competed

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Speaker 2: in over one hundred triathlons. He was reportedly at one

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Speaker 2: truck and ten weeks later he ran another triathlon.

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Speaker 1: Whoa.

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Speaker 2: This is a man of a lot of grit and

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Speaker 2: a lot of determination. And even what we have seen

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Speaker 2: in these indictments is just a sliver of what they

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Speaker 2: know in his prosecutorial team knows right his aggressive a

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Speaker 2: PROA two one.

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Speaker 1: Geez, lady, is that shoe rated PG? Good grief? That

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Speaker 1: was a lot too. I love the end part. These

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Speaker 1: indictments are just a fraction of what he knows. No,

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Speaker 1: you've got to know they actually have to tell the

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Speaker 1: defense team what you're you're charging and with that's what

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Speaker 1: he knows. Those are the charges. Are they going to

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Speaker 1: come up with due charges? Of course? But those are

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Speaker 1: the charges. Now there's something else I want to bring

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Speaker 1: upfore I get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions

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Speaker 1: Newsmax ran a little story. I want to make sure

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Speaker 1: I give them credit for it about friction with US

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Speaker 1: and our allies in the Middle East. And I'll say

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Speaker 1: you what, gosh, this is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Tel Aviv has long been known as one of the

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Speaker 3: most welcoming cities in the Middle East for the LGBTQ.

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Speaker 3: That's not the case in many neighboring countries where homosexuality

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Speaker 3: is criminal, and that's causing friction as the Biden administration

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Speaker 1: Rights of foreign policy priority.

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Speaker 3: In June, Turkish activists organized this unauthorized pride march in

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Speaker 3: Istanbul's main square. Police but the city on lockdown. Subways

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Speaker 3: In Lebanon, a beer commercial that appeared to show a

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Speaker 3: media influencer Dylan mulvaney. Here's vice president Harris last week,

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Speaker 3: speaking to the gay community at the NAACP convention in Boston.

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Speaker 4: We are in a moment where there is a full

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Speaker 4: on attempt to attack hard fought and hard won rights

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Speaker 3: Many devout Muslim leaders insist their faith is incompatible with

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Speaker 3: of sex and gender In the military, America's enemies are

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Speaker 3: cozying up to one another. Iran is now the number

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Speaker 3: one supplier of weapons to Russia. China purchases more South

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Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy to think about all this LGBTQ madness.

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Speaker 1: It's going to contribute the day we get knocked off

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Speaker 1: for a variety of reasons, that will be a contributing factor.

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Speaker 1: Wrap your mind around that. These coalitions in the world,

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Speaker 1: the coalitions are everything. Keep in mind that's not a

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Speaker 1: small thing. He said there at the end. The China's

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Speaker 1: buying all the Saudi oil, Iran, Russia, these countries that

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Speaker 1: despicable and it's gross, and so the countries are pulling away. Okay, America,

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Speaker 1: have a good one. We're not going to do any

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Speaker 1: more pride parade. It's an istanbul and we don't appreciate

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Speaker 1: you promoting such things. It's wild to think about, but

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Speaker 1: it's more than just some fruitcake and a pink feather

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Speaker 1: boa dancing in the street in front of your kids.

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Speaker 1: It's actually going to contribute when America gets knocked off

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Speaker 1: Crazy right, Gosh, dear all knowing Oracle, I must confess

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Speaker 1: my jealousy on the folks that were fortunate enough to

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Speaker 1: join you in Israel. Yeah, what an honor for them? What, Chris,

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Speaker 1: when is the next trip with the Oracle? And will

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Speaker 1: it be closer to home? I don't know when the

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Speaker 1: next trip is going to be. I'll put it to

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Speaker 1: you this way. It's definitely not going to be next

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Speaker 1: year where that was. I loved the trip. I loved

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Speaker 1: spending time with you. It's so much fun. Honestly, you

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Speaker 1: know what the most blessed part of the trip was, Well,

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Speaker 1: actually there were a lot of them, but when it

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Speaker 1: came to the people and everything is the part that

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Speaker 1: Once we all got back, we're all tired and sweaty.

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Speaker 1: Whatever's final day, We're not gonna see each other again,

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Speaker 1: and saying why. And when I went in and sat down,

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Speaker 1: is that's what it's all about. Right there. That was

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Speaker 1: the best part. But the best part was watching people

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Speaker 1: That part of it was I don't know why. I

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Speaker 1: We have a lot more crap, We have a lot more.

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Speaker 1: Ask doctor Jesse to go. We're gonna deal with some

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Speaker 1: political stuff, the Trump stuff, the convicting. You've got a

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Speaker 1: And I talked about how conflicted we get. Do you

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Speaker 1: not do this? Do you not do that? It's hard.

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Speaker 1: our money where our morals are. Pick up your phone

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Speaker 1: I've got on animal inside on me, says Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 1: We're live Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris just ruined my smoking experience,

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Speaker 1: like like. They used to be fun and it was

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Speaker 1: this cheesy, stupid song. Why can't you find this, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I know it's gotta be out there on the internet somewhere. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: keep looking while I move on. But commercials, they used

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Speaker 1: to be fun and funny in normal you want to

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Speaker 1: laugh your butt off, you want to laugh your butt off,

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Speaker 1: here's something for you if you're not driving, if you're

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Speaker 1: home and you want a little blasts from the past hilariousness.

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Speaker 1: Go look up these commercials. I think they were rebok

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Speaker 1: I'm almost sure. But Terry Tait office Linebacker, Terry Tait

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Speaker 1: Office Linebacker was a whole series of commercials. Rebock died

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Speaker 1: and instead of trying to sell you pharmaceutical drugs or ah,

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00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 1: look at our newest mixed race family. No, these were

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Speaker 1: just this gigantic office linebacker smearing people in the office

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Speaker 1: for doing things like taking an extra pencil or something,

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Speaker 1: and then getting in their faces and screaming at them

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Speaker 1: funny sting. Ever, what, Chris, what I couldn't yes? Turn

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Speaker 1: it up the light tonight, it taste you good, awake

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Speaker 1: a morning. It was the best. It was the best,

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Speaker 1: and there's longer versions of that. Yes, that's the omaed

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Speaker 1: the light. Chris, find me a Terry Tait commercial right now. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: we're just we're we've driven the show off for Bridge

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Speaker 1: Terry Tait Office Linebacker. You'll find it in a second.

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Speaker 1: Play it, Play it as soon as you find it.

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Speaker 1: Hurry up, Chris. I'm excited. Everyone's wondering everyone. You'll find

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Speaker 1: it here in a second. I'll give you a second. Chris,

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Speaker 1: ay yi yai yi. I am the Fritto Bundio ready.

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Speaker 1: I like Brito stornchips.

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Speaker 5: I love them.

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 1: I want Brinto scornchits.

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Speaker 2: I'll get them from you. I yi yi yi, oh

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Speaker 2: imb Fritto Bundito.

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Speaker 1: Give me Brito scornchips and I'll be your friends the

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Speaker 1: Frito Bundido.

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Speaker 5: You must not app munch, munch, munch a bunch of fritos, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Chris, I've given you the length of Freedo Bandido.

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Speaker 1: Have you found Terry Tait yet? Now there's no music involved.

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Speaker 1: He You're gonna have to use your imagination. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, if you want to walk the commercial and

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Speaker 1: don't want to search for it, Chris said he's gonna

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Speaker 1: put it on the show's Twitter page and Instagram page. Right,

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Speaker 1: can you put it on Instagram too?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Where is it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Now that I told everyone you are anyway, this will

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Speaker 1: be on you gotta go watch it. Play it, Chris,

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Speaker 1: play it.

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Speaker 5: When we asked Rebuk to send us Terry Tate, some

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Speaker 5: people thought we were crazy, but I'm a firm believer

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Speaker 5: in paradigm, breaking outside the box.

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Speaker 1: Thinking anyway, over fifteen minutes ago match.

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Speaker 5: And since Terry has been with us, our productivity has

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Speaker 5: gone up forty six percent. We're getting more from our

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Speaker 5: employees than ever before.

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Speaker 1: You know, you need a cover of seat or your

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Speaker 1: TPS reports. Richard ain't no baby, hey Janis.

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Speaker 5: But what's really impressed me is how Terry's become part

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Speaker 5: of the Felcher family.

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Speaker 1: He fits right in here. It's a little bits call Doug.

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Speaker 5: To be honest, I wish Rebucks sent us ten Terry takes.

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Speaker 1: That's enough, You've got to go anyway. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: don't mean a lament on the past. But you sit

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Speaker 1: down now and you try to watch a television show

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Speaker 1: with your kid, it's either a pharmaceutical commercial or it's

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Speaker 1: a Rebuk or it's a Nike commercial talking about how

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Speaker 1: oppressed women are. I was always told I couldn't do

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Speaker 1: what the guys can do, but now I can. Or

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Speaker 1: it's a Coca Cola commercial and it's nothing but a

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Speaker 1: bunch of gay people making out in it. You used

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Speaker 1: to be able to just sit down and watch a

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Speaker 1: football game, and when the game wasn't on, Terry Tait

498
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 1: would be on smearing people in the office, making you laugh.

499
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: And I, honestly, I'm not doing the old grandpa back

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Speaker 1: in my day thing, because this was like ten years ago.

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Speaker 1: This wasn't even ancient history. It's not like they were

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Speaker 1: etching these commercials on stone tablets. It used to just

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Speaker 1: be that way. Life used to just be that way.

504
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 1: And then we allowed this cultural Marxist scum to educate

505
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Speaker 1: generation after generation after generation of our children in America

506
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Speaker 1: hate and self hate and everything sucks and everything's miserble

507
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: and everything everyone's against me, and I'm oppressed and I'm miserable,

508
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: And now you don't get that fun anymore. We just listened.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even watch it. I was with you listening.

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Speaker 1: We just listened to a commercial, laugh laughing our butts off.

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Speaker 1: That's what it used to be. Hopefully we can get

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Speaker 1: back all right, all right, one more segment then we're

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Speaker 1: checking out for the weekend. Hang on feeling a little stocky,

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Speaker 1: Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Before we're out of here for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I'll be back to reconvene on Monday, which will of

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Speaker 1: course be a medal of honor Monday, where we're going

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Speaker 1: to have to unpack the all the news of the weekend,

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Speaker 1: and I realize we have a bunch of emails I

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Speaker 1: didn't get to yet, and I'm gonna try to churn

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Speaker 1: and burn through more of these than you can possibly fathom.

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Speaker 1: I want to know how many Tarry Tate Office linebacker

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Speaker 1: videos were watched during the commercial break just now, because

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Speaker 1: there's like twenty thirty minutes of them on the internet

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Speaker 1: and they're all funny. The one where the guy doesn't

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Speaker 1: fill up the coffee pot and he's walking down the hall,

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Speaker 1: you don't see it coming and he just gets smeared

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Speaker 1: from the side. Oh my gosh, I was dying. I

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Speaker 1: was dying. Now before we get to that. Let's get

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Speaker 1: to this really quickly. Let's save a life today. We're

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Speaker 1: seeking out abortion, preborn will try to get a hold

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Speaker 1: of her first. And if they can, they don't scream

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Speaker 1: at her, call her a baby killer or a murderer.

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Speaker 1: They simply offer her an ultrasound. That's what really saves

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Speaker 1: these lives is ultrasounds?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Why though it doesn't make sense, Well, she's been lied

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Speaker 1: to by everyone. It's a clump of cells. It's going

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Speaker 1: to ruin your life. Just kill it, no big deal,

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Speaker 1: you go lay down. I remember when I was there

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Speaker 1: for my ultrasounds for my boys, and well I guess

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Speaker 1: they weren't mine. I guess we're the wife's. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: I remember them. When you see that little hard pound

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Speaker 1: in a way, it's it's freaking powerful.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: She becomes a mom in that moment. Your twenty eight

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Speaker 1: now here's a headline. But you know, you know the

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Speaker 1: thing emails. We didn't get to Designer Dog dot Daimyo

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Speaker 1: and historical Oracle. You are subject to all the diseases

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Speaker 1: and smells. You have to go on a time machine

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Speaker 1: back in history. He talks about Dan Carlin or something

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Speaker 1: like that. You're subject to all the diseases and smells.

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Speaker 1: Where would you go? Okay, so you don't get to

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Speaker 1: be in on air balloon. You have to be on

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Speaker 1: the ground. Where would you go? Conquistadors entering tonatchet Land,

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Speaker 1: Caesar celebrating a triumph, something different. Where wouldn't you go?

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Speaker 1: Plague ridden medieval city, the psalm well one, We probably

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Speaker 1: brought this up before on a question similar. I actually

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Speaker 1: would not go to something that I really want to see.

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Speaker 1: I would not go to the south backing of a city.

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Speaker 1: I have always found this to be so fascinating. What

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Speaker 1: did it look like when the walls finally crumbled enough?

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Speaker 1: In one spot or the siege towers, enough of them

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Speaker 1: got to the walls and people started pouring over the walls.

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Speaker 1: I want to see what that looked like, soldiers through

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Speaker 1: the streets. But the truth is the carnage would be

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Speaker 1: so unimaginable that the most hardened soldier in the world today,

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Speaker 1: who's seen the worst of the worst, would probably not

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Speaker 1: be able to mentally take what the sacking of a

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Speaker 1: city would look like, the women, the children, the horror

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Speaker 1: of it. So it wouldn't be the sacking of a city.

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Speaker 1: If I had to be on the ground to see something,

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Speaker 1: I will tell you this is one that probably not

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Speaker 1: a lot of people would say, but it might be

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Speaker 1: my number one. Moses parting the Red Sea. Wrap your

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Speaker 1: mind around that, your around what that would look like

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Speaker 1: on the ground. You're standing right behind Big Mos and

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Speaker 1: he raises up the staff and a sea not only parts.

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Speaker 1: We have to assume that the sea walls would stay

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Speaker 1: there right to create a path for the Israelites to

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Speaker 1: go through. What does that look like as you're marching

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Speaker 1: along the ocean bottom, the sea bottom, looking at walls

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Speaker 1: of water. It would be the most dumbfounding thing in

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Speaker 1: the world. Plus nobody dies until the Egyptians come in,

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Speaker 1: and then some people do die, but no one dies

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Speaker 1: as they walk through it. The problem with a lot

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Speaker 1: with dudes answering this question what you want to go see?

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Speaker 1: Almost all my answers I would regret them the second

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Speaker 1: I got there. Like I said, the sacking of a city,

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Speaker 1: I would want to see a sea battle, especially an

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Speaker 1: ancient one where they're ramming each other. But the truth

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Speaker 1: is that would be awful two the injuries, the drownings,

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Speaker 1: the death, the screaming, it would be arable. I would

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Speaker 1: get there and immediately hate myself for the decision. I

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Speaker 1: want to see the parting of the Red Sea. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a good answer, Dear History. If I say

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Speaker 1: so myself, that's a good answer, Chris, dear historical oracle,

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Speaker 1: how much do you think changes if Stonewall Jackson was

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Speaker 1: not shot Stonewall Jackson, for you non history, Buffs was

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Speaker 1: the Confederate one of the great Confederate Civil War generals,

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Speaker 1: and he was just a beast, an absolute beast. Marched

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Speaker 1: his man hard but absurdly brave in battle, ended up

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Speaker 1: getting shot by his own men on accident friendly fire

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Speaker 1: on the way back ends up dying, loses, an armed dies,

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Speaker 1: so on, and so forth. The South would have still

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Speaker 1: lost that war. One man would not have made the difference.

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Speaker 1: Remember this, the size of the economy in the South,

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Speaker 1: the entire South was one fifth the size of New

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Speaker 1: York's economy. Over a long enough period of time, you

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Speaker 1: can't win a war when you were so overmatched economically

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Speaker 1: like that. It's just very, very difficult because you can't.

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Speaker 1: It goes way beyond just the bullets and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: You can't feed your people, and not just your troops.

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Speaker 1: When you're dealing with a war like that. These troops

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Speaker 1: they have wives back home, children, back home, families, back home.

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Speaker 1: Life still has to go on in the cities. You're

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Speaker 1: talking in an entire region of the country starving to death.

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Speaker 1: And then once the North starts really invading, Sherman's March

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Speaker 1: to the Sea and whatnot, they're destroying this civilian infrastructure.

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Speaker 1: How many people starved to death during all that time.

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Speaker 1: You can't overcome something like that. The only chance the

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Speaker 1: South truly had to win that war was quickly. If

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Speaker 1: you were in a war like that against a major

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Speaker 1: power that has a way bigger economy, than you, and

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Speaker 1: they'll have more cannonballs, more bullets, more food, more jackets,

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Speaker 1: more everything. You have to win quickly, or on the

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Speaker 1: flip side of that coin, it has to be something

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Speaker 1: like Iraq, or not Iraq, like Afghanistan, something like that.

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Speaker 1: You have to have a people where just a different mindset.

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Speaker 1: I guess you could describe it where they're not going

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Speaker 1: to quit even if all the civilians start dying, even

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Speaker 1: if the wife kids back home get killed, they're not

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Speaker 1: quitting at all. They just keep going and keep going

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Speaker 1: and keep going and keep going, keep going. We were

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Speaker 1: not built that way back then, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: that it's good to be built that way, right. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad we care about our women and children in this country.

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Speaker 1: That's a good thing to care about. But that I

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Speaker 1: love the Civil War. I think it's an endlessly fascinating conflict.

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Speaker 1: I love arguing. People get hot about it, and they'll

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Speaker 1: argue to this day. And look, I have generals I

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Speaker 1: love on every side. I understand the causes of every side.

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Speaker 1: I'm not one of these morons who just shouts North good,

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Speaker 1: South bad. I don't do that at all. I have

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Speaker 1: a lot of admiration for a lot of people in

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Speaker 1: the South, a lot of brave men who fought there.

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Speaker 1: It's just I'm not passionate about taking a side, but

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Speaker 1: I know this, the South wasn't gonna win that war.

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Speaker 1: Stonewall Jackson or no Stonewall Jackson. Well, I accidentally burned

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Speaker 1: up the entire second last segment. Enjoy your weekend. That's all.