Speaker 1: The second date update.
Speaker 2: Any dating app that you log into, there's all these
Speaker 2: acronyms that you have to know for what you're looking for.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, like l t R long term relationship.
Speaker 2: There's dt R define the relationship f w B Friends
Speaker 2: with Baked Goods.
Speaker 3: But that's what I.
Speaker 4: Benefit.
Speaker 1: BOK has so many FWBs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did notice that.
Speaker 5: You know how much I love.
Speaker 2: But what happens when somebody reaches out to us and
Speaker 2: they're not really sure what they want exactly. They just
Speaker 2: want to see him again. That's what Thomas says. He's
Speaker 2: hoping for a j w S just want.
Speaker 5: To see I don't like that.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't like Well that's.
Speaker 2: What Thomas wants. So you guys have to get over it.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Thomas.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, Hey, so I take it you don't use
Speaker 3: JWS on your dating profile right already.
Speaker 6: I had never heard that one until you just did it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think we're making dating history right now.
Speaker 1: So tell us about the girl that you JWS.
Speaker 4: It's going to catch.
Speaker 6: So I went out to a bar with a bunch
Speaker 6: of friends, and you know, at a bar and there's
Speaker 6: like your crew and then another crew and another crew
Speaker 6: and another crew. We sort of all knew each other,
Speaker 6: but like not close friends.
Speaker 5: That makes sense, But I like that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're like, oh, dude, this is so and so
Speaker 2: I used to work with him and.
Speaker 4: His friend now.
Speaker 5: And I hate it when I'm like, and I don't
Speaker 5: remember your name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: So you didn't meet on a dating app. You meant
Speaker 1: I r L Okay, you do.
Speaker 4: You don't sound cool, that's what you think cool?
Speaker 5: That means in real life? I know, I just.
Speaker 2: Don't use you know some people away anyway, tell us
Speaker 2: about the girl that you met iral.
Speaker 6: So this in real life girl that I met. It
Speaker 6: was kind of cool. I had a friend from another
Speaker 6: group come over and she was like, hey, there's a
Speaker 6: girl over there. She's really interested in you. And she's like,
Speaker 6: you did you really go over talk to her?
Speaker 5: Okay? Good wing woman moved there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well done, wing woman. Right. So she points me
Speaker 6: over to Chelsea and I go over to Chelsea and
Speaker 6: I'm talking to her and conversation is it's clunky at best,
Speaker 6: it's that really great conversation, you know.
Speaker 1: Why do you say though? What made it not a
Speaker 1: great conversation?
Speaker 6: Just the questions from both sides were very dumb because
Speaker 6: we were kind of nervous. Oh, do you like music?
Speaker 6: And she's like, yeah, I like music. And then she's like, do.
Speaker 1: You like food?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, yeah, food's good, man.
Speaker 4: I've written a whole joke about this.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 5: But it's probably that this girl.
Speaker 3: I mean, usually in my experience with girl groups, right like,
Speaker 3: if you're going to send somebody over to talk to
Speaker 3: a dude, it's because you're shy.
Speaker 2: She's shy and just trying to find generic middle ground, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: kind of food.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's pivot to this.
Speaker 5: She was like they didn't get there.
Speaker 6: Though, Yeah, we live so so she was like, let's
Speaker 6: grab a drink. So we did, okay, and that smooth
Speaker 6: things out. It was it was pretty good. And then
Speaker 6: we finished the one and she's like, can we go
Speaker 6: back to your place?
Speaker 3: One b No, it's always a shy girls. It's always
Speaker 3: you got to watch out for a girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you're did you like food? Comment? Really,
Speaker 1: let's get out of.
Speaker 6: Here, food operator, What could I say?
Speaker 1: Well done? Okay, okay, so you guys leave the bar.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we grabbed an uber. We went back to my place.
Speaker 5: What do you take it in your head? Are you
Speaker 5: like stoked? Are you nervous? Where are you at?
Speaker 6: I was sort of like, okay, well I guess this
Speaker 6: is this is happening. So we get back to my place.
Speaker 6: I opened the door and my god, this lady she's
Speaker 6: going at me like a movie level makeout. We're knocking
Speaker 6: stuff off the wall, knock it was. It was insane.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: And then all of a sudden she just was like,
Speaker 6: oh sorry, I can't do this, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 6: well we don't have to if you want to hang
Speaker 6: out by all means, it's just chill. And she apologized, apologize,
Speaker 6: grabbed a coat and left.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, that's so weird that she would turn it
Speaker 2: on like so hot and then he fled the cold.
Speaker 6: Yeah, completely off. So I texted her like the next day,
Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, you know, how are you like, I mean,
Speaker 6: the conversation went back to cloaks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm sure like when she left, originally you're
Speaker 2: probably thinking, Okay, she's gonna be our b.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Okay, fml yeah really.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I know you guys are getting
Speaker 1: into this. I know, you say you don't like it,
Speaker 1: but you kind of like it.
Speaker 3: Maybe she like was Actually you know how girls say,
Speaker 3: women will say, oh, I'm not one of those type
Speaker 3: of girls.
Speaker 5: Like maybe she really wasn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like maybe we could speculate forever on the maybes. Let's
Speaker 2: get a definite answer. We're gonna play a song, we'll
Speaker 2: come back, we'll call it Chelsea, and we'll try and
Speaker 2: get your second date update.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's great. All right here second date update.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners had a hookup that sounds like
Speaker 2: it lasted about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: We'll be there.
Speaker 2: It's ten seconds longer than my average. Oh but the
Speaker 2: difference here is afterwards, my partners usually hang around for
Speaker 2: an average of two minutes. Thomas's date, though, she was
Speaker 2: out the door instantly.
Speaker 4: Oh man.
Speaker 2: Now she stopped the hookup right as it started, basically
Speaker 2: and said, look, I'm sorry, I just can't do this.
Speaker 2: I gotta go, which is weird because she's the one
Speaker 2: who insisted that they go back to his place.
Speaker 5: Originally, she initiated all of it.
Speaker 4: To go back.
Speaker 2: So now Thomas is just really confused, and we're committed
Speaker 2: to helping him out. In fact, Brooke is even willing
Speaker 2: to finish the hookup.
Speaker 1: With you, Thomas. Look at that. Brooke, wait a step
Speaker 1: up for our listeners. Good job.
Speaker 5: Is it going to be another minute or how long?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm up for whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe that's the problem. We need to play a
Speaker 3: little hard to get in this game. I don't like
Speaker 3: reflecting on this.
Speaker 5: What do you think? Why do you think she left?
Speaker 6: Honestly, I don't know. She seemed really good, gung ho
Speaker 6: and everything was great?
Speaker 2: Then is gung ho the word?
Speaker 3: I mean, it wasn't like you had bad breath or something,
Speaker 3: right Like, I'm just thinking.
Speaker 5: Like something may have turned her.
Speaker 4: I would almost hope it's something simple like that, so
Speaker 4: he could be like, oh, next time, all.
Speaker 5: That's true something you know? Yeah, you can't fix it
Speaker 5: unless you know, I guess do you have bad breath?
Speaker 4: Bro Do you know?
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I don't go to the dentist every
Speaker 6: six months? You know?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's more than it's a lot. All right, Well, uh,
Speaker 1: let's just give her a call.
Speaker 2: We'll see what she has to say if she answers.
Speaker 2: So I'm at dal Chelsea's number right now. You ready yep,
Speaker 2: all right, here we go. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Chelsea.
Speaker 7: This is Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Hey Chelsea. My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: I Hi, Hi.
Speaker 3: Chelsea, and that's Jose.
Speaker 7: That's Alexis I canna help you.
Speaker 2: We're doing a segment on our show called a second
Speaker 2: Date Update. That's where we help our listeners reconnect with
Speaker 2: someone after what they thought was a really good date.
Speaker 2: And so you you met a guy out the other night.
Speaker 2: His name was Thomas.
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: Would you say about Thomas?
Speaker 7: I just said, oh geez, I thought it.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh boy, oh jeez, okay, oh boy.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what to take from that yet.
Speaker 2: But Thomas told us about the night that you guys
Speaker 2: spent together, and it sounded pretty.
Speaker 1: Good, exciting, very exciting, a little bit of a short night,
Speaker 1: but it sounded yea.
Speaker 2: And so he's a little bit confused about how things
Speaker 2: ended and why exactly, because it sounds like you took
Speaker 2: off from his apartment pretty quick.
Speaker 7: Wow, this is so awkward, what the heck?
Speaker 2: But also got to think it's pretty awkward to leave
Speaker 2: a makeout like halfway through, and now you know, days later,
Speaker 2: you're still not responding to him, and so he just
Speaker 2: has a bunch of questions and doesn't know where to
Speaker 2: get the answers.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, yeah, well I really liked him and stuff,
Speaker 7: but he said, like, while we were kissing and stuff,
Speaker 7: he said, oh, I so want.
Speaker 1: To date you, and I want to date you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want to date you, and just like sort
Speaker 7: of slapped me back to reality.
Speaker 1: No, sorry, are you not looking to date right now?
Speaker 4: You're trying to be like, oh, I can't wait for
Speaker 4: us to get married.
Speaker 5: It is kind of weird thing to say mid makeouts
Speaker 5: on your first handout.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now it's like a commitment.
Speaker 3: If they follow through, it's like a bar thing. Were
Speaker 3: you just like looking for the one night stand?
Speaker 4: Which is fine?
Speaker 2: Maybe the word it came out weird. I think he
Speaker 2: just meant he was having a good time and he
Speaker 2: couldn't wait to go out.
Speaker 1: With you, like very officially.
Speaker 3: Don't say anything though during that Maybe she doesn't want
Speaker 3: future plans.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Well I just felt bad because I got
Speaker 7: the impression that he kind of liked me, and like,
Speaker 7: the truth of the matter is I totally have a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh oh gosh, wait.
Speaker 5: Wait, you're cheating on your boyfriend.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you want to look at it that way,
Speaker 7: But how I.
Speaker 5: Would your boyfriend look at it that way?
Speaker 7: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: You're not sure? Is it's like an open relationship.
Speaker 7: Well, here's the thing. I feel like he might understand,
Speaker 7: because really it was for his benefit. We've been together
Speaker 7: for several years now, and like I felt like I
Speaker 7: needed to jush up the situation a little bit.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't understand.
Speaker 4: I think I do, but keep going.
Speaker 7: So I was just gonna, like, you know, go and
Speaker 7: hook up. And she was, you know, she was good
Speaker 7: with fresh, with new money, bring it back, you know.
Speaker 6: And so.
Speaker 3: Into boring stuff right now, and you needed new ideas.
Speaker 7: Is that where you Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting the idea.
Speaker 2: So, Chelsea, you were interested in Thomas just from a
Speaker 2: purely physical standpoint to see what you could learn from him,
Speaker 2: But when he started mentioning dating, then it crossed the line.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's interesting because like talking to Thomas on the phone,
Speaker 3: he wouldn't probably be my go to tutor.
Speaker 1: That is extremely rude. It's extremely rude, especially because.
Speaker 4: He's listening to this right now.
Speaker 2: And heard that, and he heard everything that Chelsea said
Speaker 2: because Chelsea, you know Thomas has been there.
Speaker 7: That's okay. I kind of like it's good that he
Speaker 7: hears this because I I did not know how to
Speaker 7: say it at the time, and like I didn't know
Speaker 7: how to responded.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Thomas, go ahead say hello.
Speaker 6: Chel you're a total.
Speaker 1: Or was that a suggestion for a love.
Speaker 4: Stuff?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not gonna know. I'm not gonna help you
Speaker 6: cheat on some dude because then I'm the atol. No,
Speaker 6: I don't care what your side is. You need to
Speaker 6: tell people that you need to figure that on your own,
Speaker 6: but you don't use me for ruin. No, those are valid.
Speaker 2: But she didn't technically go all the way through with it.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Well, so you'd be totally fine if your girlfriend made
Speaker 6: out with some dude and then came home. I was like,
Speaker 6: I didn't well, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if she came home with a cool new
Speaker 2: skill because of it. I'm not going thank you, sir,
Speaker 2: bring him over.
Speaker 1: What else I could learn?
Speaker 7: Okay, look it, I'm you know.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 1: Gotta be careful here. We're a family friendly show.
Speaker 7: Rein it in If you wanted to find out what
Speaker 7: happened here it is. We don't even be calling me name.
Speaker 5: You need to apologize for that one.
Speaker 3: I think, but you said you wouldn't be a good tutor.
Speaker 1: The first time she's telling somebody that, like, whatever, keep going.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, Chelsea, Why don't you just open with
Speaker 3: that with any dude at the bar. If you walked
Speaker 3: up to a hot guy at a bar and you said, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: I don't want anything tonight except for this, because this
Speaker 3: is what I want to learn. I think you could
Speaker 3: teach me some new things you're telling me. A dude
Speaker 3: wouldn't turn that Like you could find eight other guys
Speaker 3: though that would say yes, eight other guys that would
Speaker 3: say yes, Like why not lead with the truth.
Speaker 7: I don't hate that idea. You might be right, guy
Speaker 7: has morals or standards.
Speaker 4: Some dudes are like, cool, this is the best scenario.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it sounds like Jose's trying to volunteer
Speaker 2: to help you out.
Speaker 4: I will cheat.
Speaker 1: You have morals and standards.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've never cheated in my life, never will have.
Speaker 5: Relationships are so complicated these days.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, it's not that complicated not to cheat on
Speaker 6: your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Speaker 4: It's not hard.
Speaker 2: It feels like you two have a lot of things
Speaker 2: to say to each other.
Speaker 6: I don't have anything. Maybe that would be a.
Speaker 2: Good thing to say when you guys are looking at
Speaker 2: each other face to face over a dinner. Perhaps, no,
Speaker 2: not a dinner because we can't make it a date.
Speaker 5: Maybe like lunch.
Speaker 7: I think I'm done with this person because he just
Speaker 7: called me and you can't really step back from that.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, hold on. I just said the truth.
Speaker 1: You know, and is turning me on when he uses
Speaker 1: that languorge.
Speaker 2: But that's not gonna work for this phone call you
Speaker 2: you guys, stop it can be clustered rookie Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning. We just got done talking about it in studio,
Speaker 2: and I just want all the listeners to know we
Speaker 2: have banned Thomas from ever appearing on this show again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I understand he was upset, but you just
Speaker 3: can't go that low.
Speaker 5: B It's too low.
Speaker 2: It's the first number that we've ever actually added to
Speaker 2: the show blacklist. But look, he crossed the line. So
Speaker 2: sorry to any listeners that heard that.
Speaker 1: And an even.
Speaker 2: Bigger apology to our editor who has to use more
Speaker 2: bleeps than we've ever probably.
Speaker 1: Had to use before. Ed Yeah, get to click in,
Speaker 1: yeah a lot.
Speaker 2: But look, that type of language is absolutely not tolerated
Speaker 2: here unless we know for sure the microphones are off.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's all the time. Excuse me, all the time.
Speaker 1: No language like that. I just want to make that
Speaker 1: very clear. Yeah right, but not even sad that we
Speaker 1: get him a second day. He didn't deserve it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the whole thing was kind of screwed
Speaker 3: up from the beginning, it really Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she's not greatly innocent either, but yeah,
Speaker 4: he took the care.
Speaker 1: He really did.
Speaker 2: So look, if there's anybody out there with a clean mouth, yeah.
Speaker 5: Or semi clean, I mean we go a little dirty's
Speaker 5: not mean.
Speaker 2: Yes, please email our show and we can call the
Speaker 2: person who isn't calling you.
Speaker 5: Then Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,