1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: M hm, pods of the cast ship. Um, that wasn't 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: that was just sounds. That was just mouth Sounds like 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: a great album by Neil Sister Riga who you should 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 1: which you should check out. This is Robert Evans introducing 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:21,799 Speaker 1: his podcast Behind the Bastards very poorly. Uh, Miles, please 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,799 Speaker 1: come in and save me from Hello, Bobby, good to 7 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: be here. Miles Gray, coming in alive and direct from 8 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: the city of assholes, I mean angels. Miles. When you 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: when you did your podcast training, which day did they 10 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:42,520 Speaker 1: teach you how to do something besides grunt incoherently while 11 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:46,160 Speaker 1: introducing a podcast, I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm 12 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:50,639 Speaker 1: not look full disclosure. I faked all my podcast education. 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: See you an unlicensed podcaster? I mean, look, god damn it, 14 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:03,279 Speaker 1: I did. I did. I just had a mic and 15 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: someone's like, hey, you're a guy you podcast. I'm like, yes, 16 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: that is how it works. That is just how it works. 17 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: If you're a guy, you you're given a podcast. In 18 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: the early days and they weren't even given It was 19 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: just a bunch of like like zombies with Mike's being 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: like have this podcast. You're now endorsed by this company 21 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: that mails you things that you used to buy from 22 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: the CVS right yeah. Podcast. Speaking of grifts, Miles, do 23 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: you remember that Build the Wall We the people will 24 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: Build the Wall go fund me that raised million dollars? 25 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: How could I forget something that on its face was 26 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: like immediately visible that this was scan It was such 27 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: a beautiful So we did an episode about this, which 28 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: you can check out. Katie and Cody were the guests 29 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: on that one. I think, um and I don't like 30 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: them anymore because I work with them on another podcast, 31 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: so like them, we're angry at each other. Now now 32 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: let's they're just it's they were they're podcasting too much. Um. 33 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: So we we talked about them, and basically the gist 34 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: of it is that this guy, Brian cole Fage, who 35 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: was like he likes to brand himself as the most 36 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: severely injured airman in the U S air man in Iraq, 37 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 1: which might be true. I mean, I don't know how 38 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: you like measured that, but he was like horrifically wounded. 39 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: He was on his way to the gym on a 40 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: base in the Green Zone when a mortar landed right 41 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: next to him and he lost his legs and like 42 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: part of an arm like that, he got really fucked up, um, 43 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 1: like about as badly as you can without dying. Um. 44 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: So he came back home and he started like a 45 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: fake news empire on Facebook with like all these right 46 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: wing news websites, and he's making quite a bit of 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: money before Facebook shut his whole network down because it 48 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: was like he was breaking their terms of service a 49 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,959 Speaker 1: bunch um with like a bunch of coordinated and authentic 50 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: activity and stuff, oh like all the yeah, yeah, So 51 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: they shut him down and when his money's biggott got 52 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 1: turned off and there's like articles from people who worked 53 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: at them at the time he said that guy has 54 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: a horrible temper. He could get like violent and stuff 55 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: at the drop of a hat. He's he's just a 56 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: very unpleasant person. Um. Which you know, I'm sure some 57 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: of that's horrific trauma, but it doesn't excuse grifting thousands 58 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: of people, which is what he did next. So he 59 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: created a go fund me for we the People will 60 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: Build the Wall. There's now confirmed evidence that they were 61 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,799 Speaker 1: talking with members of the Trump administration. They had like 62 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: meetings with them. There was talk of like trying to 63 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 1: figure out how to take the funds that they got 64 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: and roll it over or like you know, there was 65 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: there was official correspondence that they had with members of 66 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: the Trump campaign and likes or the Trump team. And 67 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: as soon as like this thing took off, which you know, 68 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: it was pretty much immediately making raising millions of dollars, 69 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: a bunch of other famous right wing grifters got on board, 70 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: including our old buddies Steve Bannon. Eric Prince was on 71 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: the board of the foundation they set up to deal 72 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: with the money. So like basically when it became clear that, um, 73 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: you know, so the initial idea was like, we're going 74 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: to raise money to give to the government so that 75 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: they can build this wall because the damn Libs won't 76 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: give it to us. Yeah, and that it became clear 77 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: that like that's not really how the government works, Like 78 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 1: you can't just you can't just go fund me. Um, 79 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 1: a border wall that would be number one involved like 80 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: building on massive amounts of private land and like all 81 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: of this ship like you just it's not a thing 82 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: that gets to be done. Um. So they changed the 83 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: focus of it to like we're going to actually build 84 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 1: the wall. Um. And they they you know, because they 85 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: were altering sort of the nature of what they were doing. 86 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: Go fund Me allowed people to kind of opt in 87 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: to continue having their money roll over into the new 88 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: thing that they were doing, and most people who donated 89 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: agreed to do it. There's a bunch of shady stuff, 90 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: and like their explanation of what they were doing, including 91 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: the point that like the money will be used either 92 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: to actually construct the wall or to engage in you know, 93 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,839 Speaker 1: lobbying or whatever that will help to construct the wall. 94 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: So there's like a bunch of stuff where it's like, oh, 95 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: so you're going to became very clear, like you're going 96 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: to find ways to put this in the pockets of 97 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,679 Speaker 1: the very famous right wing people who have all leapt 98 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,359 Speaker 1: onto this program, including Steve Bannon and Eric Prince. And 99 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 1: you know, one of the things they repeatedly stated when 100 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: this all happened is that Brian Colefaje, who was founder 101 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: and the face of the thing, was not going to 102 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: receive any money. UM, would not be paid, wasn't going 103 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: to make any a dime off of this. It was 104 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: just you know, doing it out of the goodness of 105 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: his heart. UM. And then uh, last week, Uh, all 106 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:39,239 Speaker 1: of these guys got arrested UM, which is the best 107 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened that Steve Bannon has now for 108 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: more than a week been incarcerated. Um, it just it 109 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: just slaps unbelievably hard. The thing with that though, like 110 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: listening to these people, knowing Eric Prince is on that board, right, 111 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: he should know better than you, should know better than 112 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 1: anyone that like building like sical infrastructure on like in 113 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 1: the United States is probably a long shot, Like he 114 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: you have a better chance crowdfunding a private air force. 115 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: I feel like then being like, yeah, we're just gonna 116 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: build chunks of border wall because you know, fucking America. 117 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: I'm a little disappointed in Eric, you know what I mean, 118 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: Like he should he knows, out of anyone, if you're 119 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: gonna pull some wildly illegal kind of stuff where you're 120 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: trying to take the place of the government, you gotta 121 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: start up, you gotta you gotta be a little more surgical. Yeah, 122 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 1: I mean, but he doesn't, like he's he he's committed 123 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: so many more blatant crimes to this, and he always 124 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,480 Speaker 1: gets away with it because he's a billionaire. Um that said, 125 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: I don't think he was super involved with this. Um 126 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:42,279 Speaker 1: like this was like legitimized side piece for him. Yeah yeah, um, 127 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: you know, but it is. It is. So it's turned 128 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 1: into this amazing story where like again like the fucking 129 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 1: Steve Bannon's got arrested as a result of this, there's 130 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: pictures of him now fucking in handcuffs and it's it's 131 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,159 Speaker 1: one of the best things that's ever happened. And it 132 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 1: was the best thing about it is that it was 133 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: like the Postal Services Investigative Unit, which is the first 134 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: federal law enforcement agency we all learned when they arrested 135 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: Steve Bannon. Um damn. So I guess, I guess I'll 136 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 1: say maybe not all cops are bad, like we've we've 137 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: got like I'm willing to make an exception for the 138 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: post Office cops given what happened recently exactly. And then 139 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: like we said, like even with the post Office under fire, 140 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: like if we're going to back the blue, is going 141 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: to be the Postal Service, Yeah, it's gonna be the 142 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: These are the ones I'm I'm I'm I'm a hundred 143 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 1: percent supportive of arresting Steve Bannon on a yacht. Cut 144 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,239 Speaker 1: to some like wild clip of like postal like postal 145 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: police brutality, and you're like, what even y'all, I thought 146 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 1: you were the mail cops. No, that's they actually committed 147 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 1: genocide against all these different tribes. I don't know that 148 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: I've never heard that the post Office committed genocide, but like, 149 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: let's be honest, it wouldn't be the most surprising thing 150 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 1: in American history. Um, but that I let's not make 151 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: random allegations of genocide against the Postal Service. Yeah, let's 152 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: let We've got the charging document, which is the it's 153 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: basically like a podcast episode written by a United States 154 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: district court, in this case, the Southern District of New York, 155 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: UM to summarize the government's case against all of the 156 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: crime doer spied. The we the people will build the 157 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: wall con um and I'm just gonna start reading it 158 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: to you. Miles will skim some parts of it when 159 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 1: it gets boring, but like, in fact, I'm just gonna read. 160 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get me. I'm like because I love 161 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 1: sometimes you know that these cases, especially in this Trump era, 162 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:39,319 Speaker 1: where just the like legal description of your like these amazing. 163 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: How did they think any of this was going to 164 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 1: work or they weren't going to get caught? I mean, 165 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: the thing that's more amazing to me is that they 166 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: did get caught. Like clearly, whatever else is going on 167 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: in the world, Steve Bannon and Brian cole Fage did 168 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: not have the the cloud they thought they had, because 169 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 1: they thought they had the cloud that like Roger Stone has, 170 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 1: where we can commit blatant crimes and we will get 171 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: forgiven for it um or will they'll be too scared 172 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: of us to go after us. And it just wasn't 173 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: true for them. And I don't know why entirely, but 174 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: it's beautiful. Yeah, maybe it was that it was too blatant. 175 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: Maybe it was that, you know, they didn't kiss the 176 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 1: right asses. I don't know what the the explanation is, 177 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: but let's let's get into it. The grand jury charges 178 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: one Brian Colfage, Stephen Bannon, Andrew Battle Laddo, and Timothy Shay. 179 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 1: The defendants and others orchestrated a scheme to defraud hundreds 180 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: of thousands of donors, including donors in the Southern District 181 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: in New York, in connection with an online crowdfunding campaign 182 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 1: ultimately known as We Build the Wall that raised more 183 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 1: than twenty five million dollars to build a wall along 184 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,720 Speaker 1: the southern border of the United States to induce donors 185 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: to donate to the campaign. Colfage and Bannon, each of whom, 186 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:51,480 Speaker 1: as detailed here in exerted significant control over We Build 187 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 1: the Wall, repeatedly and falsely assured the public that Colfage 188 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 1: would quote not take a penny and salary or compensation, 189 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 1: and that quote one percent of the funds raised will 190 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: be used in the execution of our mission and purpose, because, 191 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: as Bannon publicly stated, we're a volunteer organization. These representations 192 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: were false in truth. Brian cole Fage, Stephen Bannon, Andrew 193 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: battle Otto, and Timothy Shay, the defendants, collectively received hundreds 194 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,800 Speaker 1: of thousands of dollars and donor funds from We Buld 195 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 1: the Wall, which they each used in a manner inconsistent 196 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 1: with the organization's public representations. In particular, call Fas covertly 197 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: took more than three hundred fifty thousand dollars and funds 198 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 1: that had been donated to we Buld the Wall for 199 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,560 Speaker 1: his personal use. Well, Bannon, through a nonprofit organization under 200 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: his control, Nonprofit One, received over a million dollars from 201 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 1: We Build the Wall, which Bannon used to, among other things, 202 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 1: secretly pay coal fag and to cover hundreds of thousands 203 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: of dollars and Bannons personal expenses. Dude was his thing 204 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,079 Speaker 1: on nonprofit. Oh, that was just in the charging documents. 205 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 1: It's non problem I thought of, which makes sense because 206 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,320 Speaker 1: it's a legal document. I was hoping that Steve bann 207 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: is like such a lazy Skimer, that he's like a funk. 208 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,559 Speaker 1: I gotta put a nonprofit together to fucking be able 209 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 1: to move this money around. I call it a nonprofit one. 210 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,480 Speaker 1: It's like my idea. I've always wanted to create an 211 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: LLC for a variety of reasons and call it unlimited 212 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,880 Speaker 1: liability because there's something in my brain that enjoys the 213 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:21,640 Speaker 1: idea of unlimited liability. A limited liability corporation funlimited liability. 214 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: To conceal the payments to co Fage from We Build 215 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 1: the Wall call Fage, Bannon, bat Lato, and Shade devised 216 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 1: a scheme to route these payments from We Build the 217 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 1: Wall to co Fage indirectly through a nonprofit and a 218 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,480 Speaker 1: shell company under Shay's control, among other avenues. They did 219 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 1: so by using fake invoices and sham vendor arrangements, among 220 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: other ways, to ensure as co Fage noted in a 221 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 1: text message to batt Alato that his pay arrangement remained 222 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 1: confidential and kept on a need to know basis. So again, 223 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 1: committing crimes and texting about it, Yeah, what a hallmark 224 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: of of this group of people, just like yeah, yeah this, 225 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: we make our own receipts here. I have. I know 226 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: so many people that like, because of the protests, like 227 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 1: won't text message about the shield materials that they're like 228 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,760 Speaker 1: gathering so that people can build like defensive devices to 229 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: protect themselves from impact weapons. Like they're paranoid about like 230 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 1: gathering fucking uh like rubber and and foam inserts and stuff. Um, 231 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,280 Speaker 1: And these guys are just like, yeah, I gotta go 232 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 1: steal a million dollars, you guys, Like here's that we're 233 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,840 Speaker 1: doing it right, And also use this fake vendor like 234 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: like weet up to illegally funnel money through to do 235 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,640 Speaker 1: this illegal thing that we're all doing together. You guys 236 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:40,840 Speaker 1: all down for the illegal crimes that we're committing. It's 237 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,400 Speaker 1: so easy to be a conservative. We are defrauding the 238 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,960 Speaker 1: American people with our build a wall scheme. Please like, 239 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,760 Speaker 1: please use the tap back in your messages app and 240 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 1: your iPhone to confirm your that you were culpable. I 241 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,200 Speaker 1: know people who live in paranoia because they're getting followed 242 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,960 Speaker 1: as a result of bringing water every night to two 243 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: demonstrations and like this ship nonsense, fucking hell. On or 244 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 1: around December seventeen, two thou eighteen, Brian call Fage, the defendant, 245 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 1: with the assistance of others, launched a fundraising campaign originally 246 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: called We the People Build the Wall on a crowdfunding website. 247 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: The crowdfunding websites that's referred to in the document, it's 248 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 1: go fund me. According to statements on the web page 249 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,520 Speaker 1: for we the People Build the Wall on the crowd 250 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 1: funding website, it's just so very funny. It just looks 251 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 1: very silly, and you can't you can't say that without laughing. Yeah, 252 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,320 Speaker 1: the crowd funding website, the crowd Like come on, guys, 253 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 1: this is like, yeah, this is like when a fucking 254 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,719 Speaker 1: movie uses some sort of fake Google thing, like the 255 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,080 Speaker 1: Researcher or whatever. It's like, come on, guy, we know 256 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,960 Speaker 1: it's Google. The campaign was raising funds to donate to 257 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,199 Speaker 1: the United States federal government for construction of a wall 258 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: at the southern border of the United States. The web 259 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,960 Speaker 1: page also stated that your donations would be given to 260 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,679 Speaker 1: the government for the construction of a wall, and that 261 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 1: if the campaign could not attain its goal, it would 262 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 1: refund every single penny. The We the People Build the 263 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: Wall campaign was an immediate fundraising success. Within the first week, 264 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: Brian cole Fage, the defendant, with the assistance of Timothy Shay, 265 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,679 Speaker 1: the Defendant, raised approximately seventeen million dollars. Despite its early success, 266 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:13,600 Speaker 1: the campaign also drew scrutiny, including questions about call flag 267 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: is background and the campaign's planned to give the money 268 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,640 Speaker 1: raised to the federal government. Based on those concerns, In 269 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: or around December two thousand eighteen, go fund Me, which 270 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 1: they crowdfunding website, suspended the campaign, which by that point 271 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 1: had raised more than twenty million dollars, and warned Brian 272 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 1: call Fage, the defendant, that unless he identified a legitimate 273 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 1: nonprofit organization into which these funds could be transferred, the 274 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: crowdfunding website would return the funds. At around the same time, 275 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: Brian cole Fage, that defendant, involved Stephen Bannon and Andrew 276 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 1: battle Lotto, the defendants and the leadership of the campaign. Bannon, 277 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: a political strategist and former media executive and Battle Lotto, 278 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 1: an entrepreneur and venture capitalist. We're already working together on 279 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 1: nonprofit one, which was a separate Section five oh one 280 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,000 Speaker 1: C four organization founded by Bannon with the stated purpose 281 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 1: of promoting economic nationalism and American sovereignty. Fascist. We can 282 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 1: go that one. Fascism, economic nationalism, fascist, and he uses 283 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: his fun fancy fascist nonprofit to funnel donations into illegally, 284 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:17,240 Speaker 1: which is just very on brand. Within days of becoming involved, 285 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,640 Speaker 1: Stephen Bannon and Andrew battleaddo that defendants took significant control 286 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 1: of the fundraising campaigns, organization, and day to day activities. 287 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: So basically they took They immediately took control of We 288 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 1: the People Will Build the Wall. Um. And by like 289 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: late December two thousand eighteen, um, they were basically in charge. 290 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: And they created a new five O one C four 291 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: called We Build the Wall, Inc. And they proposed that 292 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,920 Speaker 1: the money you know, would be transferred there um and 293 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 1: the nonprofit we build yeah, yeah, nonprofit to build to 294 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: to finance private construction of a wall along the southern border. Um. 295 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,240 Speaker 1: So yeah, And they gave a bunch of assurances to 296 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,720 Speaker 1: go fund me uh that like this was all legitimate 297 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: and the money would all go to act like to this, 298 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,480 Speaker 1: to this new five of one C four they'd founded 299 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: UH in order to induce UH go fund me to 300 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 1: release the donor funds. UH. These insurances include I'm quoting again. 301 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,000 Speaker 1: These assurances included, among other things, written by laws with 302 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: conflict of interest provisions and compensation restrictions precluding insiders like 303 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 1: call Fage, among others, from inappropriately misusing donor funds. And 304 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 1: I promise that call Fage will take no salary and 305 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: will personally not take a penny of compensation from these donations. 306 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: Call Fage, Bannon and Battlelato also agreed that donors would 307 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 1: have to opt in too, having their contribution redirected from 308 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:33,239 Speaker 1: the crowdfunding website to we build the wall. So they 309 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 1: they hung themselves here. They like, they made a legal 310 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: document promising that in no way would among other things, 311 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 1: call Fage get any money from this, because it was 312 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: the only way to get the money, and they just 313 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: assumed it would be fine because so many other crimes 314 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,640 Speaker 1: that these people and their friends committed were fine. It's 315 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 1: just like like how scumbag men think to like with sex. 316 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: It's like, well, what I gotta say to have sex, 317 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: you know, and after that may not mean it, but 318 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: I'm so just shortsighted about my own gratification. I will 319 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 1: deceive and lie just to get there without any thinking 320 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 1: of like where that goes after the fact. And I 321 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 1: just love that, like this scam is so fucking American, 322 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,359 Speaker 1: and that like your weaponizing like the fear of black 323 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: and brown people to then enrich yourself, and like when 324 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,320 Speaker 1: really you could give a fuck about any of it 325 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 1: aside from purely as being like, oh this is great 326 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,440 Speaker 1: as a great group of just dummies to just rintse. Yeah, 327 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 1: it's it's evidence of what those of us who are 328 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:33,240 Speaker 1: are vaguely aware of like objective reality, um, have known 329 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: for a long time, which is that like almost none 330 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,959 Speaker 1: of these fascists, with the exception of really like Stephen 331 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,840 Speaker 1: Miller and a couple others, almost none of them believe 332 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,199 Speaker 1: in what they're saying. It's just the best way to 333 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: get what they want, which is money and power. Like 334 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 1: if these guys, if their primary concern was a legal immigration, 335 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: they would have tried to use they would have used 336 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: this money to in some way fuck over migrants, right, 337 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,199 Speaker 1: Like whether or not it was the wall, that's what 338 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,880 Speaker 1: they would have done this huge amount of money, um, 339 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 1: and they would have gotten nothing but praise from the donors, 340 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,439 Speaker 1: even if it wasn't a wall, even it was some 341 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: other way of hurting these people. Um, But they didn't 342 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 1: even really care about hurting those people. They just wanted 343 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 1: to steal. And it's awesome. It's so good that in 344 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 1: this one rare instance, they faced consequences. Yeah, I mean 345 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,639 Speaker 1: you hate to see it and you love to see it. Yeah, 346 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: you know, it's it's yeah, it's so good. It's so audacious. 347 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,679 Speaker 1: But again, I don't know what. Ever, every time, like 348 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,440 Speaker 1: even when whenever I come on this show, it's I'm 349 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 1: always like, damn, the audacity of these But that really 350 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 1: is the true DNA of a true historical piece of ship. Bastard, 351 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,359 Speaker 1: is you really you have us. You're just all about 352 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,159 Speaker 1: yourself and there's absolutely zero consideration for anything aside for 353 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:55,240 Speaker 1: your own it's like just your very own personal lived experience. Yeah, 354 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: And it works for them usually because it's an effective 355 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 1: strategy in winning in our system, is to only give 356 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,439 Speaker 1: a shit about yourself and be like sociopathically dedicated to 357 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 1: nothing but your own enrichment, right, Like that works in 358 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:15,959 Speaker 1: a lot of ways, except for occasionally you get arrested 359 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: on a yacht by the post Office. Got to be 360 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,879 Speaker 1: like you no way, I wonder if you're pissed, You're like, fuck, 361 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: it's it would be at least like the FEDS or 362 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 1: something like the bed FEDS. It's did you have to 363 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,960 Speaker 1: wear that hat to I hope they did. I hope 364 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,600 Speaker 1: they're They're exactly the same as a normal swat team, 365 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,200 Speaker 1: but with the hats just and not even the tach gear, 366 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: Like they don't even have weapons. They're just like very 367 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,679 Speaker 1: coordinated group of mail carriers that are like or if 368 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,680 Speaker 1: we can do this without what would I wouldn't funk 369 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 1: with a group of mail delivery I mean essentially, I 370 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 1: mean that work for the postal service too. I'm like, 371 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,240 Speaker 1: you're actually dealing with people with some experience in the 372 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:58,919 Speaker 1: military as well. So yeah, so man uh. Beginning in 373 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,200 Speaker 1: January too, that and nineteen, the defendants caused we Build 374 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: the Wall to mislead donors, promising them repeatedly that a 375 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,919 Speaker 1: hundred percent of the funds would be used for construction 376 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,480 Speaker 1: of a wall, and that call Fage in particular, would 377 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 1: take no salary or compensation, and obviously contrary to this, 378 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,480 Speaker 1: they were immediately misappropriating hundreds of thousands of dollars and 379 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 1: funds for their own benefit. Beginning on around January eleventh 380 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,119 Speaker 1: to that's and nineteen, and consistent with the insurances provided 381 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: to the crowdfunding website, we Build the Wall announced that 382 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,879 Speaker 1: it had changed its mission to the private construction of 383 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,160 Speaker 1: a wall and that donors needed to opt in. Uh. Yeah, 384 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,040 Speaker 1: and and and that worked out. Um. And it seemed like, 385 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 1: you know, the document is alleging that this worked because 386 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,119 Speaker 1: of their promise that a hundred percent of the funds 387 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 1: raised would be used towards the construction of a wall 388 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,400 Speaker 1: and that not a penny would be used to compensate colvage. 389 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 1: They repeatedly made these preperation, like they're standing basically over 390 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: and over again. They couldn't stop making these promises. And 391 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 1: they're making these promises is why so many people willing 392 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 1: to like donate the money. Um. And it's why it's 393 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,480 Speaker 1: so easy for us to prove that they repeatedly broke 394 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,880 Speaker 1: the broke the law. Yeah, I'm sure like the comments 395 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,040 Speaker 1: of the Trump family helped too, because I remember, like 396 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,240 Speaker 1: don J was like, look at you, look at this 397 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 1: man like this is an example of American enterprise or 398 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,680 Speaker 1: some ship and like the whole he's a hero. Yeah, yeah, 399 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 1: he's gonna there's doing it better, faster and cheaper than 400 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: anything else. Like yeah, definitely cheaper and ship than anything else. 401 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 1: If I had to choose between the government spending hundreds 402 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,440 Speaker 1: of millions of dollars on incomplete sections of wall that 403 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 1: are easily breached or dollars on nothing, I would I 404 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,080 Speaker 1: will choose the nothing also because I prefer there not 405 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 1: be any wall on the southern border or um. And 406 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,919 Speaker 1: in fact, if we could just spend twenty five million 407 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,120 Speaker 1: dollars a year and have it go to right wing 408 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,040 Speaker 1: grifters and have an open border on the south, UM, 409 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 1: I would. I would make that compromise. That's that's a 410 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,159 Speaker 1: that's something I'm willing to to get on board with, 411 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 1: right right, Like, dude, just take your money and off, 412 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 1: just take your money and like stop sucking with these people. 413 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,639 Speaker 1: So just you know, we just printed a bunch of 414 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: that ship. We don't know what how much it's really worth. Yeah, 415 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,200 Speaker 1: U so call fas posted messages on social media that 416 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,359 Speaker 1: included representations such as we promised a hundred percent of 417 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,160 Speaker 1: the funds raised only go to border wall construction. All 418 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,480 Speaker 1: money donated to We Build the Wall goes directly to 419 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 1: wall to wall, not anyone's pocket. I'm taking nothing zero. 420 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,840 Speaker 1: In fact, ko Fasch went so far as to send 421 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: massy emails to his donors asking the purchase coffee from 422 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,560 Speaker 1: his unrelated business, telling donors that the coffee company was 423 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 1: the only way he keeps his family fed in a 424 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: roof over their head. Because Foch was taking no compensation 425 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,000 Speaker 1: from We Build the Wall, couldn't stop double dipping. Like 426 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,920 Speaker 1: none of them have any sort of self control. They 427 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: can't fucking double dip. It's h hey that then again, 428 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: even when you add the layers of just balls to this, 429 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,479 Speaker 1: where you're like, dude, I'm fucking stealing from you, and 430 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,560 Speaker 1: then I'm also going to have my shitty coffee company 431 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: and built you for more cash from there. My hat's 432 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,400 Speaker 1: off to him. It's start. You know who doesn't sponsor 433 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,359 Speaker 1: this show, That shitty coffee company. But you know who 434 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 1: does sponsor this show, Oh the good people at Raytheon, Yes, 435 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,400 Speaker 1: Raytheon Miles. You know what's better than a border wall 436 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 1: for stopping migrants from crossing the border. Oh? Yeah, predator drones. 437 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,720 Speaker 1: Predator drones armed with the new r X nine knife missile. Yes, 438 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,199 Speaker 1: the knife missile allows you to knife people from the 439 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,359 Speaker 1: sky using the power of the federal government. And which 440 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: is and gravity less of a factor, you know, the 441 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 1: night the beautiful. The beauty of Raytheon technology is that 442 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 1: it functions equally where well in a zero G environment, 443 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: so that when in the inevitable future we have Moon 444 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,399 Speaker 1: refugees will be able to shoot them with knife missiles 445 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,480 Speaker 1: two miles. That's the promise of Raytheon. Actually, you're saying 446 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: it wrong. It's Gray Theon. Let's roll some ads. We're back, 447 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 1: all right, So yeah. Again. It goes on for a while, 448 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,439 Speaker 1: for like another page or so about how many different 449 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:10,879 Speaker 1: ways he promised in public, in in a binding legal manner, 450 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,680 Speaker 1: that he would take no compensation from this and how 451 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: often all of the defendants, including Steve Bannon, signed off 452 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,560 Speaker 1: in one way or another and promoted the fact that 453 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: he would take no like. All of this seems to 454 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 1: be resting on the fact that Brian cole Fage specifically 455 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 1: got money from this um and none of them they 456 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,359 Speaker 1: just no one thought anyone would notice anything. I don't 457 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 1: I it's I can't get my head around it, because 458 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: do you think because like they were just sort of 459 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 1: being like, if we hide behind this person whose body 460 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,200 Speaker 1: was mangled in war, and that will sort of get 461 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,560 Speaker 1: like sort of give him this position where you wouldn't 462 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,600 Speaker 1: dare question their patriotism like in that like they were 463 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 1: also sort of like getting really hyped up on that 464 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: idea too, for like the whole sort of grift of 465 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,240 Speaker 1: it all. Yeah, I think they figured that, like they 466 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,960 Speaker 1: could that nobody on the right and nobody in the 467 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:03,000 Speaker 1: Trump administration would ever allow anything bad to happen to 468 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 1: cole Flage because he's but like and it's the same. 469 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see how this situation in Kenosha 470 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: with the mass shooter goes. But like the Trump campaign's 471 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 1: initial thing was to be like, oh, he's not affiliated 472 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 1: with us in any way, we support with law enforcement 473 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,199 Speaker 1: did um interesting and charging him with murder? Um. You know, 474 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,119 Speaker 1: we'll see because obviously there's folks in there right that 475 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 1: want to like adopt that kid as a mascot. I 476 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,639 Speaker 1: don't know what the Trump I think he's actually speaking 477 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,119 Speaker 1: at the RNCA. I don't actually know like what Trump. 478 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,560 Speaker 1: They all are gonna wind up doing about this. But 479 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 1: like the initial thing they did was what their actual 480 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,719 Speaker 1: initial reaction is, which is, oh, this person's a liability. 481 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,159 Speaker 1: Let's jettison them immediately. Maybe they'll decide against that, but 482 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 1: like that's what they've done with cole Fag. Like they 483 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: haven't they haven't made any sort of a stink about 484 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: the arrest of Cool Fager Band, and they've just been like, yep, 485 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,919 Speaker 1: they shouldn't have sucked up and broken the law. We 486 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,080 Speaker 1: support law enforce. But because like, no, they don't give 487 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 1: a shit about you. Their their their hearts must be 488 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,960 Speaker 1: breaking right now. Yeah, it's like what the funk Steve 489 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,760 Speaker 1: you said would be fine? So let's go on to 490 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,880 Speaker 1: just how fucking blatant this is. So, the document continues 491 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: to note. In developing the strategy of emphasizing to donors 492 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 1: that co Fage would not be paid a dime, Bannon 493 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,119 Speaker 1: and battle Loado, in a text message exchange, discussed how 494 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,800 Speaker 1: that message would help drive fundraising and options by prior 495 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,919 Speaker 1: donors because it would, as bat Alato stated, become the 496 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,320 Speaker 1: most talked about media narrative ever since it removes all 497 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 1: self interest taint and gives Brian Colfage sainthood. For that reason, 498 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: Battlato insisted that the statement that Cofage will not take 499 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,400 Speaker 1: a penny of compensation be included in the email too. 500 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: We build the walls donors about the opt in process, 501 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,600 Speaker 1: explaining in an email that his statement was a material 502 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,639 Speaker 1: item two donors. Again, let us all state clearly in 503 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,439 Speaker 1: text messages, how like that we are committing a crime, 504 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,720 Speaker 1: that we are making legally binding promises that we intend 505 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,480 Speaker 1: to break. Let's just all talk about that, very clear 506 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: documents like, don't even use the finesse of like voice 507 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 1: messages back and forth, so kind of temporary transmission whatever. 508 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: Just yeah, just cement it all there. They made it 509 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,879 Speaker 1: really easy for the Postal Investigative Service. What are they 510 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: technically called U S p I S or something, Yeah, 511 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: something like that. Okay, YAHOUTFIC cops the only cops that 512 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,160 Speaker 1: I'm supportive of until somebody tells me about the horrible 513 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: things that they've done, I'm sure, and then we'll have 514 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,399 Speaker 1: another episode and the police cops. All I know is 515 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,880 Speaker 1: that they arrest fascists on yachts. I speak for all 516 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,440 Speaker 1: of your listeners. Can you stop? Can you stop predicting things? 517 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: They're going to choose for a moment to believe that 518 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,160 Speaker 1: there's a law enforcement agency who just who just arrests 519 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:44,600 Speaker 1: yacht fascists. I want to believe in something, and I'm 520 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,159 Speaker 1: choosing to believe in this for the moment. Yes, I 521 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,959 Speaker 1: mean it should stop footing horrible things about everything and 522 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 1: then it happening, like all of us would be like 523 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 1: super appreciative if you could like predict something good. Yeah, 524 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to predict that the only other thing the 525 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,639 Speaker 1: Post Office cops do is arrest people who will legally 526 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,960 Speaker 1: mail kittens. They're just that they're just out there protecting 527 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: kittens and arresting fascists. I've decided to believe this and 528 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,200 Speaker 1: making like some of the best like sort of small 529 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: batch artisanal ice cream you've ever tasted. Yeah, they make 530 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 1: ice cream for some reason too, um, and it's it's 531 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,399 Speaker 1: apparently great. So yeah, that's a that's a world I 532 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 1: want to so. Moreover, the thing goes on to note, uh, 533 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 1: the defendants conveyed that others in the leadership we Build 534 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,359 Speaker 1: Wall and its advisory board, which Bannon shared, would not 535 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 1: be compensated. For example, called fag wrote on social media, 536 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty clear. I made a promise 537 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 1: that I would never take a penny. A hundred percent 538 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 1: of fundraising through donations will only go towards the walls 539 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: percent right, board won't see any of that money. So 540 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: they just kept promising that everything they were going to 541 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: do was Yeah, it's cut to their texture. They're like, 542 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 1: hundred percent means fucking maybe five percent. Board will see 543 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: as much of that money as they want. All right, 544 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 1: So what do we tell him? This next part's heartbreaking. 545 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 1: So this goes into like how many of the donors 546 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,800 Speaker 1: believed what he was saying. Donors took notice of this 547 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,440 Speaker 1: coronarative and told Brian call Fage, the defendants, and others 548 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: working for We Build the Wall that it mattered to them. 549 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 1: Some of those donors were wrote directly to call Fage 550 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 1: that they did not have a lot of money and 551 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,560 Speaker 1: were skeptical about online fundraising campaigns, but they were giving 552 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 1: what they could because they trusted Colfage would keep his 553 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: word about how their donations would be spent. Call Flage 554 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: also wrote to prospective donors who raised concerns and sharing 555 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,200 Speaker 1: the donors in private messages that he was not being 556 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: compensated these false assurances successfully induced donors to give money 557 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,280 Speaker 1: to We Build the Wall and opt in to have 558 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: their prior donations transferred to We Build the Walls new 559 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 1: nonprofit entity. Of the original twenty million raised from hundreds 560 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 1: of thousands of donors, most of the donors agreeded to 561 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: opt in, so that I didn't realize. But the fact 562 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 1: that they even have that that like no, no, individual 563 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 1: donors who didn't have much money personally reached out to 564 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 1: Brian with their concerns and he lied to these people 565 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: to their phases is It's so sweet. It's so perfect. 566 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,479 Speaker 1: It's so I mean, it's so Trump University too, you know, 567 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,160 Speaker 1: where people are like you know there, it's like their 568 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: last shot. This is my dialysis money. Yeah, and in 569 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 1: this case it's like I want to brutalize the brown 570 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: people something. Yeah, I know. But it's just so funny 571 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: that like even then, right, they're so committed to this 572 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,160 Speaker 1: like you know, fear of a black and brown America 573 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 1: that they're just sort of like you know, giving their 574 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,040 Speaker 1: last material like bit of like wealth they have to 575 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: this stupid mirrage of racism. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 576 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,920 Speaker 1: And it's one of those things like people I I do. 577 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 1: Like people ask why I don't do more crowdfunding stuff, 578 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: and it is because like when you do crowdfunding stuff, 579 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 1: you get donations from people who will make statements like that, like, hey, 580 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,760 Speaker 1: I believe in what you're doing. I don't have much money, 581 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,920 Speaker 1: but I feel like I felt like a piece of 582 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: ship every time that's happened. So I would rather take 583 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,480 Speaker 1: I would rather, you know, be paid by advertisers then 584 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: than yes, someone give. Yeah, I don't. I just don't 585 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to. I don't want that 586 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: on my fucking conscience. I don't want to. Like, oh, 587 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 1: and now I'm spending the money, um, you know on 588 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,760 Speaker 1: grub Hub tonight or whatever or like izza, and it's like, 589 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 1: oh funk, this was this, Like I I don't want 590 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,760 Speaker 1: to co It's just no, I'm I will. I will 591 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,520 Speaker 1: sell products and services. Yeah exactly. And that's like that's 592 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 1: my line. I'm not saying it's immoral to crowdfund. I 593 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,480 Speaker 1: think it's fine. A lot of my friends make their 594 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,160 Speaker 1: living that way. It's just like it fucked me up. Uh, 595 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 1: and I'll probably do something like it again, but I'll 596 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: again repeatedly begged people please don't donate money if you 597 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,120 Speaker 1: don't have money, like it's not important to my rich 598 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:52,040 Speaker 1: friends only. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, so um. Despite these 599 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 1: repeated assurance Okay, so this is yeah. Despite these repeated assurances, 600 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,480 Speaker 1: the public narrative, correct deliberately crafted by the defendants and others, 601 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,960 Speaker 1: was false. In fact, although We the Wall spent money 602 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,360 Speaker 1: on the construction of a border wall, hundreds of thousands 603 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 1: of dollars were siphoned out if We Build the Wall 604 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,880 Speaker 1: for the private use and benefit of the defendants. Indeed, 605 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 1: despite co Fage's numerous public statements that he was not 606 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,600 Speaker 1: taking his salary or getting a penny in compensation, within 607 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,880 Speaker 1: days of launching We Build the Wall, call Fage, working 608 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,960 Speaker 1: primarily with Bannon and battle Oto, reached a secret agreement 609 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,440 Speaker 1: whereby call Fag should be covertly paid a hundred thousand 610 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,160 Speaker 1: dollars up front and then twenty thousand dollars a month. 611 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,200 Speaker 1: Because that arrangement was directly contrary to the defendants repeated 612 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,680 Speaker 1: public representations, the defendants and other scheme to pass these 613 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,200 Speaker 1: payments to Cofage indirectly through third parties, including entities under 614 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,479 Speaker 1: the control of Bannon and Shay um so, yeah, they 615 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 1: this is the stuff that we, you know, we talked about. 616 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,640 Speaker 1: Bannon made it clear in a text message to battle 617 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: Lotto that there would be no deals I don't approve 618 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,320 Speaker 1: and directed that co Fage be paid indirectly through Nonprofit 619 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 1: one in an attempt to conceal the payments from the public, 620 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,480 Speaker 1: notwithstanding the fact that co Fage did no work for 621 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 1: nonprofit one and that the payments from nonprofit one to 622 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,200 Speaker 1: call Fage would be funded by build we build the wall. 623 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,640 Speaker 1: Um so yeah, there's text messages between Bannon and Battlelado 624 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 1: talking about what fasch is salary would be. Um he 625 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: Bannon directs the wiring of money illegally from the campaign. 626 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: Uh to this. Yeah, Like they've got Bannon dead to 627 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 1: fucking rights. It sounds like he's he's discussing, here are 628 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,640 Speaker 1: the crimes we will commit. These are crimes because we 629 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,440 Speaker 1: have like we have to keep these crimes secret because 630 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 1: they were legal. Here's how I'm going to do that. 631 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 1: And then we have him personally like doing the wire 632 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:35,760 Speaker 1: payments and stuff. That's amazing. Oh god, this next part 633 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,240 Speaker 1: when co fag later noted in a text message to 634 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 1: battle Loado that at least in part as a result 635 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,120 Speaker 1: of these pass through payments, we build the wall would 636 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,320 Speaker 1: have to disclose substantial payments to one on tax forms. 637 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,640 Speaker 1: Battle Latta replied, better you than me l O l 638 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:56,719 Speaker 1: L stupid pieces of ship. Yeah, lawfully officially, I don't know, 639 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 1: Like what did you just that a whole cent? I 640 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 1: mean wow, at every turn, like you had to be 641 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,960 Speaker 1: like wink wink, like it almost could have been that, 642 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,239 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I seal the payments ca 643 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,320 Speaker 1: Fag received from nonprofit one co Fage instructed Battle a 644 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: lot of that the payments should be made to call 645 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,759 Speaker 1: Fag's spouse and that nonprofit one significant and nonprofit one 646 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,879 Speaker 1: subsequently issued a form falsely stating that it had paid 647 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,000 Speaker 1: ca spouse for media, so that just hey, you know 648 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,719 Speaker 1: what we should do is falsify some government documents. I 649 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,920 Speaker 1: paid you for media. Okay, now if they ask what happened, 650 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,719 Speaker 1: was you held you took some photos of me for Instagram? Yeah? 651 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,200 Speaker 1: Fucking incredible, Like there was a lot of like those 652 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,680 Speaker 1: like fake gass vendors. Was always like vague, right, like 653 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 1: media like social media or some ship yeah for media, 654 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,879 Speaker 1: like he sucking assholes thereafter beginning in or around April 655 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,680 Speaker 1: nineteen and to further conceal payments if We Build the 656 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 1: Wall funds to Bryan co Fage that defended his secret 657 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 1: monthly salary of approximately twenty was passed indirectly through the 658 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,239 Speaker 1: third party entities that were purported vendors for We Build 659 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,480 Speaker 1: the Wall, including one under the control of Timothy Shay, 660 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,399 Speaker 1: the defendant, Starting in around March two thousand nineteen, Shay, 661 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 1: who had been involved in early operations for the predecessor 662 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,120 Speaker 1: campaign to Weeld the Wall and was familiar with its 663 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 1: repeated promises, proposed in a text message exchange with co 664 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,080 Speaker 1: Faje paying co Fag and himself out of a veiled 665 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,000 Speaker 1: shell corporation to conceal the source in nature of the payments. 666 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 1: Shay suggested that to conceal transactions where, for instant instance, 667 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,560 Speaker 1: six hundred thousand dollars comes in and he transfers three 668 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: to cole Fage, they could create companies that hired co 669 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,200 Speaker 1: Fash and Shafe whose service like consulting to further conceal 670 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,840 Speaker 1: the secret arrangement. Co Fasch told Shay in an email 671 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: that they could falsely describe the payments from the new 672 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:41,000 Speaker 1: shell entity to cole Fage as for social media, love it, 673 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: love it. It's just I mean, because yeah, those forms 674 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,399 Speaker 1: that it just really feels like when you're like being 675 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,080 Speaker 1: lazy and trying to do your tax and you're like, 676 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah that business, internet, social media, sure, 677 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:58,520 Speaker 1: and it's just my salary. Yep, it's it's the best. 678 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,440 Speaker 1: That's when like at one point too, right, didn't they 679 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,319 Speaker 1: like kind of wise up that, like they were kind 680 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,960 Speaker 1: of being a sloppy with it, Because I feel like 681 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,320 Speaker 1: I remember at the beginning of this year to that Yeah, okay, 682 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,200 Speaker 1: here we go. Um. Yeah. The memo lines on these payments, 683 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,920 Speaker 1: yeah sir again. On or around May nineteen, Shell Company 684 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,520 Speaker 1: one received a thirty thousand dollar wire from Rebuild the Wall. 685 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 1: Uh then it got you know, paid twenty thousand to 686 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: cold Fage. The memo lines on these payments falsely stated 687 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,480 Speaker 1: that they were for social media accounts and pages, when 688 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,600 Speaker 1: neither coal Fage nor anyone else had done such work 689 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,960 Speaker 1: for Shell Have them at least do fake work like 690 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 1: putting the make on the fucking Donald Trump sub bred 691 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,880 Speaker 1: to get you some fucking memes, some ship posts or something. Yeah. Moreover, 692 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,480 Speaker 1: additional twenty dollar payments are made a co fage and 693 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,600 Speaker 1: funded with money from we Build the Wall, uh to. 694 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,799 Speaker 1: These payments were made in subsequent months until at least 695 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,480 Speaker 1: October two, thou nineteen, when US discussed below the defendants 696 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:58,360 Speaker 1: learned that they might be under criminal investigation. Oh god, 697 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,560 Speaker 1: that's good. That must they must have been, dude, I 698 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,960 Speaker 1: can only imagine how much Steve Bannon's stress sweat was 699 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:10,719 Speaker 1: just stinking whatever room he was. Yeah, I hope there 700 00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,600 Speaker 1: were respirators left over from the fighting in Portland for 701 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,480 Speaker 1: those post office guys to like deal with that to board, 702 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,319 Speaker 1: that stinking board, that stink. Yet, I'll donate mine, right, 703 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,120 Speaker 1: like honestly, like we would sort of confiscate this and 704 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,759 Speaker 1: maybe auction it off. But yeah, we're just gonna have 705 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,440 Speaker 1: to scuttle this night. We're just we're gonna have to 706 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,520 Speaker 1: burn this thing in the seat artificial reef like coral 707 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,200 Speaker 1: and wildly shoot it into get get get elon muskin 708 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,440 Speaker 1: here and shoot it into space like that car off 709 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,520 Speaker 1: it Like we can't. We can't put this in the ocean. 710 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:50,960 Speaker 1: It's been toxic. Oh gosh. So yeah, what kind of 711 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,400 Speaker 1: like measures did they take when they were like, oh, guys, 712 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,759 Speaker 1: I think we might be doing something bad that the 713 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,759 Speaker 1: police are noticing. Yeah, let's get down. So from from 714 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,319 Speaker 1: the start of the creation, if we build the wall, 715 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,160 Speaker 1: in January to October nineteen Brian received more than three 716 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars and donor funds passed indirectly 717 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,759 Speaker 1: with the assistance of the other defendants. Um Quas used 718 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: those funds to pay for his own private expenses, including, 719 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,840 Speaker 1: among other purposes, home renovations, payments towards the boat, a 720 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,000 Speaker 1: luxury XUV, a golf cart, jewelry, cosmetic surgery, personal tax payments, 721 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,480 Speaker 1: and credit guard debt. Got cosmetic surgery. He did problem, 722 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,399 Speaker 1: I mean he has he's horribly injured. Like it might 723 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,359 Speaker 1: not even be a vanity thing. It might be like 724 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 1: a like an actual medical procedure because he's yeah, he's 725 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,720 Speaker 1: horribly horribly I'm not gonna like like he's committed crimes 726 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 1: to get the money, but like I don't even know. 727 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,560 Speaker 1: I don't know that it was like a vanity thing. 728 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,480 Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah that he's suddenly coming up with like 729 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,520 Speaker 1: a like beautiful full lips and no wrinkles on his forehead. 730 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,239 Speaker 1: I don't see evidence of that it's probably related to 731 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,799 Speaker 1: his injuries unless we like really look and it's like, oh, 732 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,200 Speaker 1: oh no, nobody got an acid injection. They really, I mean, 733 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,680 Speaker 1: you know, the guy committed some crimes, but like, god damn, 734 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,680 Speaker 1: they's doubles, triples thick. Now whoever's doing his work, you 735 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,680 Speaker 1: know they knew what they were doing. So Moreover, in 736 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,960 Speaker 1: addition to Brian called Foge, the defendant, Steve Bann and 737 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,360 Speaker 1: Andrew battle Lotto and Timothy Shay the defendants, each received 738 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,440 Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of dollars and donor funds from We 739 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,960 Speaker 1: Build the Wall, which they each used to pay for 740 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,800 Speaker 1: a variety of personal expenses, including, among other things, travel, hotels, 741 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,840 Speaker 1: consumer goods, and personal credit card debts. In addition to 742 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,760 Speaker 1: the payments described above to cole Fage, with respect to Bannon, 743 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,920 Speaker 1: in particular, as noted above, Nonprofit One received over a 744 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,840 Speaker 1: million dollars from We Build the Wall, and while some 745 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,960 Speaker 1: of that money was used to pay Cold Foge, Bannon 746 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,360 Speaker 1: was used a substantial portion of those donor funds for 747 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,040 Speaker 1: personal uses and expenses unrelated to We Build the Wall. 748 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,160 Speaker 1: Um none of these payments were just closed to the public. Instead, 749 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,080 Speaker 1: they repeatedly lied to the public about where the money 750 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,239 Speaker 1: was going. Indeed, as called Foge noted the battle loaddo 751 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,680 Speaker 1: in a text message exchange. As far as the public knows, 752 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,080 Speaker 1: no one is getting paid and salaries will never be disclosed. 753 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:55,759 Speaker 1: Don't worry, we'll crime through it. These victims will have 754 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,239 Speaker 1: no idea of how hard we're criming. Bros. You know 755 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,600 Speaker 1: who's not w sing us the post office cops. They 756 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:07,600 Speaker 1: can eat a dick, those guys. And they like use 757 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,160 Speaker 1: like encrypted messaging apps to like I thought like that 758 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,400 Speaker 1: was one of the things that they thought they were 759 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,480 Speaker 1: getting real smart, even though they did all this other 760 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,640 Speaker 1: ship that can be found like you don't know, it 761 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,840 Speaker 1: actually doesn't just as text messages. But maybe I you'd 762 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,960 Speaker 1: have to say, right like I would say, you'd have 763 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,640 Speaker 1: to think they would at least be careful enough to 764 00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 1: use like, you know, signal or something like. They're so 765 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,000 Speaker 1: blatant about this. Maybe they were just fucking texting. I 766 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 1: don't know, because when you consider like Paul Manna for 767 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,040 Speaker 1: it was like, how do you make PDF of my 768 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,239 Speaker 1: fake bank accounting? It's like, oh, boys, come on, don't 769 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:43,440 Speaker 1: evenail that ship just googling crimes and pops up with 770 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,319 Speaker 1: a question mark how to do fake bank account pds? 771 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:52,719 Speaker 1: Like what, Um, it's done for an ad break just 772 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,160 Speaker 1: a thought. Yeah, you know what also won't doesn't you 773 00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:06,000 Speaker 1: know what isn't a crime? Products and services. We're back 774 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,880 Speaker 1: and we're talking about We Build the Wall, which was 775 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:15,360 Speaker 1: the most real thing ever created. Um, it just feels 776 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,560 Speaker 1: like somebody's gonna like write like some when you say 777 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 1: we build the Wall. I just like imagine like a 778 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:26,919 Speaker 1: little song that comes on after that. Yeah, literally, yeah, 779 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,919 Speaker 1: it has to sound like a really terrible local business ad, 780 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,439 Speaker 1: Like you're not gonna get a good jingle out of that. No, no. So. 781 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,880 Speaker 1: In or around October two thousand nineteen, Brian Cofage, Stephen Bannon, 782 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,040 Speaker 1: Andrew bott Alato the other defendants all learned from a 783 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,680 Speaker 1: financial institution that We Build the Wall might be under 784 00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,880 Speaker 1: federal criminal investigation. The defendants thereafter it took additional steps 785 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,120 Speaker 1: to conceal the fraudulent scheme detailed below. For example, around 786 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,160 Speaker 1: that time and in reaction to the potential investigation, Cofage 787 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 1: and Battleado began using encrypted messaging apps on their So 788 00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:02,479 Speaker 1: that's when they started October all year they're like, hey, guys, 789 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,000 Speaker 1: how are the crimes were doing going still criming all right, good, 790 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:10,160 Speaker 1: good crimes. Everybody keep criming hard, maybe under investigation. Fuck 791 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,360 Speaker 1: crime out with your time out. It's like time like 792 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,319 Speaker 1: the spice. That's as as good as I could come 793 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,600 Speaker 1: up with in a moment. Yeah. Again the stress sweat. 794 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,640 Speaker 1: You know, that's so clear. Right, you find out your 795 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,719 Speaker 1: under investigation, and then you switched to encrypted message and 796 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,880 Speaker 1: as soon as they find out, we build the walls. 797 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,320 Speaker 1: Website was changed to remove any mention of the promise 798 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,960 Speaker 1: that co Faj was not being compensated, and to add 799 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 1: a statement that he would be paid a salary starting 800 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:44,160 Speaker 1: in January. Yeah, because so they stopped paying him secret 801 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,240 Speaker 1: payments and announced that he was about to start getting 802 00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,719 Speaker 1: a salary after promising the opposite for months, for like 803 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,759 Speaker 1: a year, um, and just hope that that would be okay? Yeah, 804 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,160 Speaker 1: why not? You know maybe just oh you hate to 805 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,040 Speaker 1: see it and you also love to see it. It's 806 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,680 Speaker 1: so good. It's just one of the best things that's 807 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,719 Speaker 1: ever happened. Yeah, I remember very happy about all this, 808 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,080 Speaker 1: like when it happened, wasn't didn't wasn't that like a 809 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,720 Speaker 1: news headline when they he announced he was getting a salary. 810 00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,759 Speaker 1: And that's when people are like, hold the funk on, 811 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,080 Speaker 1: because first ever, like the sort of public per something's like, 812 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,320 Speaker 1: where's that fucking wall you're building. It's not there, and 813 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,680 Speaker 1: it was like it's a scheme. And then it's like, Okay, 814 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,680 Speaker 1: that guy's gonna get like a hundred grand, and people 815 00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,759 Speaker 1: like what the funck now? Yeah, yeah, but where's the 816 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,360 Speaker 1: fucking wall. Yeah, it's blowing over in the wind or whatever. 817 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:36,240 Speaker 1: It's amazing. I wonder, I wonder what they thought would 818 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,759 Speaker 1: happen with this, because they weren't building a wall. They 819 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,640 Speaker 1: did like a couple of sampled chunks, but like they 820 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,080 Speaker 1: never did anything meaningful. And their whole promise was that 821 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,600 Speaker 1: like we'll do it faster and cheaper than the government, 822 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,399 Speaker 1: so we'll be able to actually afford to do it, 823 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,319 Speaker 1: and they were. They just kind of like pretend it 824 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,920 Speaker 1: failed that they had like once certain spots built and 825 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,279 Speaker 1: then like every engine near and like hydrologist was like, 826 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,000 Speaker 1: this is gonna fucking just fall apart. You know, you 827 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,279 Speaker 1: didn't build it's not even built the right depth. Like 828 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,480 Speaker 1: none of this is done correctly. So I wonder if 829 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,000 Speaker 1: you know, like I'm trying to really put myself in 830 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,960 Speaker 1: that schemer mode, like if Okay, I'm into deep, how 831 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,600 Speaker 1: am I going to get my way out of it? 832 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:23,759 Speaker 1: I would probably begin some like nimby argument about how 833 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,160 Speaker 1: like these regulations are like stopping us while I'm slowly 834 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,000 Speaker 1: building some kind of like escape pod to leave to 835 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,719 Speaker 1: some country without an extradition treatment. Yeah, I do, I 836 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,440 Speaker 1: I do. Like people have compared this to the famous 837 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,839 Speaker 1: mon Rail episode of The Simpsons, and I do kind 838 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,520 Speaker 1: of feel like their plan was just a cartoon drawing 839 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,960 Speaker 1: of themselves flying to Acapulca with a bag of cash. Right, 840 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,720 Speaker 1: Is there a chance the wall could bend? Not a chance, 841 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:58,959 Speaker 1: my bigot friend, I think the cars for Kids song 842 00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:07,480 Speaker 1: it's should be Yeah, good hundred walls for big It's amazing. 843 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,759 Speaker 1: So let's get down to the good ship. Forfeit your allecuation. 844 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,600 Speaker 1: Everything up until this point has been like a bizarro 845 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,040 Speaker 1: comedy skipped a few pages because it was all just 846 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:23,160 Speaker 1: like repeatedly restating in different ways they committed wire flowed 847 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,200 Speaker 1: fraud rightly, which they did um as a result of 848 00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,719 Speaker 1: committing the offense alleged incount one of this indictment, Bryan 849 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,480 Speaker 1: call Fage, Stephen Bannon Andrew battle Otto and Timothy Shay 850 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,719 Speaker 1: that defendants shall forfeit to the United States pursuing to 851 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:39,000 Speaker 1: Title eighteen, United States Code, Section NIGHTLA, any and all property, 852 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,480 Speaker 1: real and personal that constitutes or is derived from proceeds 853 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,480 Speaker 1: traceable to the commission of said efens, including but not 854 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,239 Speaker 1: limited to, a sum of money in the United States 855 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,520 Speaker 1: currency representing the amount of proceeds traceable to the commission 856 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,239 Speaker 1: of said offense, and the following specific property. Um. So, 857 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,399 Speaker 1: it then lists a bunch of different funds contained and wow, 858 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,880 Speaker 1: there's a lot of bank accounts they put this money into. God, 859 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,279 Speaker 1: I'm on page two. Um okay, So like there's like 860 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,600 Speaker 1: two pages of different bank accounts they threw money into. 861 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,840 Speaker 1: And then we get into property. So number one the 862 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,000 Speaker 1: real property described as a two thousand nineteen Jupiter Marine 863 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,200 Speaker 1: boat named war Fighter. The real property. Yeah, I think 864 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,560 Speaker 1: that's the yacht that that um uh call fage got 865 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,640 Speaker 1: as a results of committing the offensive. Legen account too, 866 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,080 Speaker 1: of this indictment, the defendant show forward to the United 867 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,640 Speaker 1: States Andy and all property, YadA, YadA. So yeah, they 868 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,520 Speaker 1: gotta give up all the fucking ship that they got, 869 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:31,680 Speaker 1: um Warfighter, they committed about he loses his boat war Fighter. 870 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,799 Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's good looking boat. It is. It 871 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,160 Speaker 1: had four engines. Yeah, the irony was like he was 872 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,360 Speaker 1: sailing in that thing in the fourth of July like 873 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,759 Speaker 1: Trump boat parade and floor was his share was. And 874 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,400 Speaker 1: then he got arrested by the fucking Post Office and 875 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,839 Speaker 1: they're gonna take that boat. And it's very funny. There 876 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,839 Speaker 1: is something poetic about him in a boat like just 877 00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:57,200 Speaker 1: decked out in Trump flags, the boat being purchased with funds. 878 00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,560 Speaker 1: He griffed. It's just like what they've he fully completes 879 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,320 Speaker 1: the visual circle in that moment. It's so much better 880 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,799 Speaker 1: than I ever thought anything could be. I I I've 881 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,120 Speaker 1: gotten a lot of credit over the last year or 882 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,880 Speaker 1: so in particular and in predicting a bunch of things. 883 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,239 Speaker 1: Um And I can tell you honestly, never in my 884 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,320 Speaker 1: life did I expect Post Office arrest Steve Bannon on 885 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:22,600 Speaker 1: a yacht would be a that's not on anyone's being. 886 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,960 Speaker 1: Nobody called, especially not Steve Bannon. I guess the Post 887 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:33,839 Speaker 1: Office might have predicted it. Yeah, God, I so bad, 888 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,160 Speaker 1: you know, Like there's so many like just dark, messy 889 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,920 Speaker 1: dimensions about this entire administration, but like this sort of 890 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,160 Speaker 1: falls into like Wolf of Wall Street territory, where you 891 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,520 Speaker 1: just like watch these guys getting over their heads with 892 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,560 Speaker 1: their greed, and then I want like that second act 893 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,839 Speaker 1: and third act is probably so great when you start 894 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,040 Speaker 1: seeing it fall apart, because I would love to see 895 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:58,680 Speaker 1: a dramatics, like a dramaticized version of these fucking losers 896 00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,480 Speaker 1: just pan nicking over the fact that their entire ship 897 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,920 Speaker 1: has just been exposed, and then like all these terrible 898 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,520 Speaker 1: superficial band aid fixes to it. Yeah, and I want 899 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,160 Speaker 1: to stay I was wrong a little bit earlier. Co 900 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,080 Speaker 1: Faje was um was was released within hours of being arrested. 901 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,600 Speaker 1: He's on bond at the moment, he's pled not guilty. 902 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,320 Speaker 1: And Bannon was released not long on after he was 903 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,840 Speaker 1: arrested on five million dollars a bond. His travel is 904 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,600 Speaker 1: restricted to New York and Washington, d C. And he 905 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:32,200 Speaker 1: can't use private boats or jets without permission. Um So 906 00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,480 Speaker 1: we'll see, we'll see what actually happens here. In terms 907 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,640 Speaker 1: of justice, they got arrested. It seems like a pretty 908 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,480 Speaker 1: open and shut case to be honest. What would repeatedly 909 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,840 Speaker 1: bragging about it and as a rule when the FED, 910 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,759 Speaker 1: when any kind of federal agency does something like this, 911 00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,680 Speaker 1: they feel like they have a pretty air tight case. 912 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,799 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I mean when you but again, it's 913 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: like it's so comedic because it's the confessions are all there, 914 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,040 Speaker 1: like there, you don't know how what lawyer is going 915 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,480 Speaker 1: to argue that they're not guilty, Like how are you 916 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,520 Speaker 1: going to explain the better you than me? L O 917 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,120 Speaker 1: L text? Like yeah, I'm sure they've got some sort 918 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,080 Speaker 1: of like whatever they'll try, they'll try, But I'm just 919 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,919 Speaker 1: saying it makes me cringe because you're going in there 920 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:17,880 Speaker 1: with such like an intellectually bankrupt defense, and like I 921 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,560 Speaker 1: get stressed. I'm like, oh man, you're not gonna like 922 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,640 Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you can get your way, I worm 923 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,560 Speaker 1: your way out of ship, but this one is a 924 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,360 Speaker 1: little too tough. I think, if anything, it's it's in 925 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,240 Speaker 1: the sentencing that we really see the lack of justice 926 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,360 Speaker 1: because I think what they're looking at like twenty years 927 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:39,200 Speaker 1: for each charge essentially, but really, yeah, well be surprised 928 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,839 Speaker 1: if it's like, you know, two years they're gonna get 929 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,560 Speaker 1: the aunt Becky treatment. Oh two seconds. I doubt it'll 930 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,640 Speaker 1: be a crazy amount of time Um, I don't know. 931 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,840 Speaker 1: You know, everyone seems to hate Steve Bannon a lot, 932 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,480 Speaker 1: and he committed a bunch of crimes and he has 933 00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:01,440 Speaker 1: no more friends. So if you know, if Steve Bannon 934 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,800 Speaker 1: gets anything more than a year, I'm going to consider 935 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,080 Speaker 1: this a big win because then Steve Bannon's in a 936 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,200 Speaker 1: fucking prison for a while. And I hate him, um, 937 00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,640 Speaker 1: and he sucks, And it would be awesome if he 938 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,560 Speaker 1: actually faced a consequence for one of the terrible things 939 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:20,319 Speaker 1: he's Steve no friends Bannon? Is that on your bingo car? 940 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,239 Speaker 1: Justice for Steve Bannon. I never thought. I thought he 941 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,120 Speaker 1: was just gonna live at the fascist castle that he 942 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:33,040 Speaker 1: was buying in Italy, um, with an army of brainwashed militants, 943 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:37,080 Speaker 1: for decades until dying of cirrhosis. I thought he's just 944 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,720 Speaker 1: gonna sit like in a chair and just slowly decompose. Yeah, 945 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:45,680 Speaker 1: I mean, he looks like, um, I won't be mean, Yeah, 946 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,880 Speaker 1: I want. I just assumed he was going to die. 947 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,560 Speaker 1: Um uh, the death of a successful fascist, which is 948 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:59,520 Speaker 1: again in a castle in Italy. Um. Yeah, but maybe 949 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:05,360 Speaker 1: maybe he'll go to prison and reform himself and become 950 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,680 Speaker 1: the new face of the Green movement. I don't think 951 00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,640 Speaker 1: that's likely, but it would be kind of funny. Yeah, well, 952 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,200 Speaker 1: you know, thoughts and prayers, you know, thoughts and prayers 953 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:20,400 Speaker 1: to Steve and Brian and who these are no more friends? 954 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,600 Speaker 1: So Miles, this was fun. How can people find you 955 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,400 Speaker 1: on the internet if they want to see things that 956 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:32,120 Speaker 1: you've done that are rating charging document? Really? I do 957 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,120 Speaker 1: a daily podcast daily like guys, but really you do 958 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,000 Speaker 1: if you need if you need an escape, check my 959 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,799 Speaker 1: show out with Sophia Alexandra four twenty Day Fiance, you know, 960 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:48,400 Speaker 1: the Bastard. The Bastard Pods followers love Sophia. We get together, 961 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,760 Speaker 1: get just Stony Boulogney and just talk about our favorite 962 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,920 Speaker 1: reality show because you know, that's that's a real escape sometimes. 963 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,399 Speaker 1: So check that out wherever you get your podcasts. Oh yeah, 964 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,080 Speaker 1: and we do this thing now where I do a 965 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,640 Speaker 1: terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression and then I say Arnold Schwartzenegger's 966 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,879 Speaker 1: a guest, and then pod the podcast app will tag 967 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,080 Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger as a guest on the show. So if 968 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,399 Speaker 1: you're Arnold Schwartzenegger fan, come by. You love to hear it, 969 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,799 Speaker 1: You do love to hear it. And the other thing 970 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,360 Speaker 1: you love to do is commit wire fraud, which I 971 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,960 Speaker 1: have on good authority, never ends badly. So that's my 972 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:28,600 Speaker 1: advice to listeners is to go fraud frauds some wires 973 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,839 Speaker 1: fraud the hell out of it up. Yeah, you find 974 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:36,680 Speaker 1: some wires fraud the sons of bitches. Get it on boom, 975 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,240 Speaker 1: you know. Or you could like follow Robert on Twitter 976 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,680 Speaker 1: at our right, okay, you could fallo us on Twitter 977 00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,240 Speaker 1: and Instagram. At bastards Pod we have a tea public 978 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:50,480 Speaker 1: store with lots of different merchandise. And wash your hands 979 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,200 Speaker 1: and wear a face mask. Yeah, wash your hands, wear 980 00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,319 Speaker 1: a face mask, commit a lot of wire fraud. Just 981 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,560 Speaker 1: get it. I can't exaggerate how good an idea it 982 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,680 Speaker 1: is to commit wire friend and text your friends about 983 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,200 Speaker 1: the wire fraud you plan to commit. Really, just get 984 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,560 Speaker 1: get in there, you know, send them letters to about 985 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,720 Speaker 1: the wirefront. I have it on good authority. The post 986 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,480 Speaker 1: office is not watching so and also yeah, have those 987 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,440 Speaker 1: letters notarized as well, so you can really just make 988 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,640 Speaker 1: sure all the correspondence it is fully locked in and 989 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,120 Speaker 1: you're not there's no miscommunication at yeah. Yeah, be really clear. 990 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,520 Speaker 1: Make sure whenever you're committing crimes. To outline the crime 991 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,960 Speaker 1: that you're committing and your knowledge that it's a crime, 992 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,000 Speaker 1: that's a double jeopardy. If I understand what double jeopardy is, 993 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,200 Speaker 1: perfect that you should be there charged. Yeah, I would. 994 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,880 Speaker 1: I would love to be Steve Bannon, But I I 995 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,840 Speaker 1: will take that gig, you know what I will. I 996 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,279 Speaker 1: will quit podcasting if they want me to defend the 997 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,719 Speaker 1: representing case. Yeah, how would you do it? Like, obviously 998 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,640 Speaker 1: you know you're gonna lose, So would you just try 999 00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,200 Speaker 1: some hairbrained ship or would you just be I mean 1000 00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,360 Speaker 1: obviously you got to kind of work them too. You know. 1001 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,799 Speaker 1: I think I would take the most asset I've ever 1002 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,880 Speaker 1: taken and just see where that leads me. You know, 1003 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,120 Speaker 1: I've never been in a courtroom on lsd UM, but 1004 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,799 Speaker 1: I bet I could defend two people from charges of 1005 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,880 Speaker 1: wire fraud. Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, because then yeah, when 1006 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,040 Speaker 1: they have to be like and what have this text message? 1007 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,640 Speaker 1: Can you read this one? Mr Bannon? I might turn 1008 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,360 Speaker 1: out to be like that guy who pitched a no 1009 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:21,200 Speaker 1: hitter on a head for Yeah, like that, but defending 1010 00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:25,000 Speaker 1: people against charges of blatant wire fraud? Oh yes, that 1011 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,040 Speaker 1: is one of the great tales of doc Ellis's right, Yeah, 1012 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:32,480 Speaker 1: doc Ellis on so much acid. Pitch to Hitter, I 1013 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:36,560 Speaker 1: will be the doc Ellis of fascists committing wire fraud 1014 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,120 Speaker 1: in the court of law. That'll be Act three or 1015 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,759 Speaker 1: four of my career. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, all right. Yeah, 1016 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,640 Speaker 1: Robert kind of lost himself in those later years, but 1017 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,640 Speaker 1: he just kept taking acid and defending Nazis from wire fraud. 1018 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,759 Speaker 1: But in a way he was the He was the 1019 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,960 Speaker 1: greatest giver of justice because every single person got the 1020 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,080 Speaker 1: maximum sentence based off his hair brained defenses, and people 1021 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,680 Speaker 1: to this day don't know why these people agreed to 1022 00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,759 Speaker 1: have him defend them. Yeah. It really was a baffling 1023 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:10,120 Speaker 1: choice all around. Yeah, alright, well the episodes over go 1024 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:20,880 Speaker 1: be with Jesus, Oh yeah, or z h h h