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Speaker 1: one of the most evil men to ever walk the planet,
Speaker 1: and why it was a huge mistake, a huge mistake.
Speaker 1: I'll get to why here in a little bit, Chris,
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Speaker 1: very interesting guests. Somebody's going to break down next hour
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Speaker 1: But enough of all that, let's get to our story today.
Speaker 1: I like to give you a brief warning on some things. No,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be Cannibal Island dark like it was
Speaker 1: earlier this week. It's certainly going to have some dark parts,
Speaker 1: though it's very difficult to discuss Nazis without having a
Speaker 1: little bit of darkness in there. It's gonna have some highs,
Speaker 1: it's gonna have some lows, So buckle up. Hitler is
Speaker 1: rising to power, has risen to power in Germany. And
Speaker 1: it's easy now to look back and point to the
Speaker 1: world and say, how can you idiots not see that
Speaker 1: this man is a monster. But from the outside looking in, remember,
Speaker 1: Hitler was Time Man of the Year at one point.
Speaker 1: From the outside looking in, this was a guy who
Speaker 1: brought Germany back. Germany's this great country that were in
Speaker 1: the dumps, and now this this guy, kids, he gives
Speaker 1: a great speech. Ah doesn't sound like he's a big
Speaker 1: fan of Jews, but he gives a great speech, and
Speaker 1: the German, the German economy's coming back. He's he and
Speaker 1: in his enemies were people that we hated too and
Speaker 1: still hate to this day. He was he hated communists.
Speaker 1: That's really the reason, it's one of the main reasons
Speaker 1: he hated Jews. He said Judaism was communism and vice versa. No, Chris,
Speaker 1: there's not truth to that. Quit quit, but it's it's
Speaker 1: it's you know, so it won't look the guy's over
Speaker 1: there bringing Germany back and killing communists. Okay, oh, I'll listen.
Speaker 1: And even people who didn't like him thought he was
Speaker 1: effective and he wasn't committing atrocities at that. I mean,
Speaker 1: he wasn't nice, but he's not lining people up in
Speaker 1: the gas chamber either. It's so early on he's all
Speaker 1: right and he starts flexing his muscle. I shouldn't say
Speaker 1: he's all right. I mean, we had the Night of
Speaker 1: the Long Knives, where he's killing all his political opponents.
Speaker 1: We had Crystal Locked, where he's running all the Jews
Speaker 1: out of businesses. All right, is a strong way to
Speaker 1: put it. But he's not. He's not one of history's monsters.
Speaker 1: If Hitler dies in nineteen thirty eight, he's a blip
Speaker 1: on the radar. He's somebody you'd probably you'd probably imagine this.
Speaker 1: If Hitler dies nineteen thirty eight, brain aneurism or something.
Speaker 1: You probably talk about Hitler and look back at Hitler
Speaker 1: as a good leader. Oh, you'd have to bring up
Speaker 1: some of the ugly stuff really seemed danti semitic, but
Speaker 1: overall really did a fine job. That's how you would
Speaker 1: talk about him. Timing is everything, I guess nineteen thirty eight,
Speaker 1: Hitler's flexing his muscle expanding. One of the things, I mean,
Speaker 1: the base thing you need to understand about Hitler and
Speaker 1: his motivation was this. Hitler was fiercely, absurdly patriotic for Germany.
Speaker 1: Hitler was a veteran of World War One, injured in
Speaker 1: World War One. That's part of the reason his voice
Speaker 1: sounded like that he was injured in gas. He had
Speaker 1: got gas in his lines. That Mars was all raspy
Speaker 1: like that, and Hitler, like many many Germans, was bitter.
Speaker 1: He was extremely bitter that Germany leading up to Germany, remember,
Speaker 1: was the definition of a power on the rise. The
Speaker 1: German people are well then as they are now, hard working,
Speaker 1: detail oriented science, engineering, math. You'll see companies today advertised
Speaker 1: German engineering. This was engineered in Germany. Why do you
Speaker 1: think they advertised that that makes for a great nation?
Speaker 1: Men and women were getting married and cranking out babies.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be crude or anything like that
Speaker 1: that helps build a strong, prosperous nation. Germans were building Germans,
Speaker 1: They're making babies, They're the Industry's industry was on the or.
Speaker 1: Germany was on the rise leading to World War One.
Speaker 1: Then World War One happens. Not only does Germany lose
Speaker 1: their economies crushed because of the war, their young men
Speaker 1: are wiped out, and the world blamed the whole thing
Speaker 1: on Germany, and not only put these horrible reparations on
Speaker 1: Germany where they had to pay all this money back,
Speaker 1: they took the best parts of their country away from
Speaker 1: them and said, you have to pay this back. It'd
Speaker 1: be like me saying, Chris, you owe me ten thousand dollars. Also,
Speaker 1: you're fired, it would be it was the equivalent to that.
Speaker 1: So the bitterness that came from that and the hardship
Speaker 1: that came in Germany. So when Germany starts to rise again,
Speaker 1: Hitler starts to flex this muscle out there. And part
Speaker 1: of flexing that muscle was something called them Unich Agreement.
Speaker 1: Depending on where you are, if you're in Czechoslovakia or
Speaker 1: the Czech Republic, I should call it, it's known as
Speaker 1: the Munich betrayal. Why is it known as the Munich betrayal. Oh,
Speaker 1: here's this thing, Czechoslovakia, the Czech Republic. I'm gonna refer
Speaker 1: to it as both things. But along its border with
Speaker 1: Germany there's this mountainous area and there's no fortress like
Speaker 1: the ones God made. What I mean by that is
Speaker 1: everybody historically has understood the best way to make fortifications
Speaker 1: is building off of existing fortifications. Find a cliff, find
Speaker 1: a mountain. It's part of the reason Switzerland has been
Speaker 1: so safe. It's not because they have good chocolates and
Speaker 1: cheese and we want to be neutral. They're surrounded by
Speaker 1: a fortress of mountains that they have fortified. Even the
Speaker 1: Nazis didn't want to try the Munich agreement, that portion
Speaker 1: of Czechoslovakia to Germany just gave it away. Why while
Speaker 1: Hitler's axe to grind was he was saying the German
Speaker 1: people were being mistreated there. Not true, but he said
Speaker 1: the German people were being mistreated there. This is called
Speaker 1: Sudat in Land. In case you're wondering what this is,
Speaker 1: it wasn't true. This was the main area of Czechoslovakia's defense.
Speaker 1: They had their own fortifications set up there. You just
Speaker 1: gave them to Germany. And why is it known at
Speaker 1: the Munich as the Munich betrayal. The Czechs had an
Speaker 1: agreement with the French. The French were involved in the
Speaker 1: Munich agreement. France, the UK, Germany and Italy. These countries
Speaker 1: joined together to give away part of Czechoslovakia. So Czechoslovakia
Speaker 1: is like, what in the world, man, are you serious?
Speaker 1: And this is this is the great appeasement of his Ler,
Speaker 1: right because he wasn't Hitler yet. Oh, just just give
Speaker 1: him this so he's satisfied. Remember understanding your opponent, understanding
Speaker 1: what your opponent wants, how ambitious he is. How many
Speaker 1: times have we talked about that? As it pertains to
Speaker 1: the American communists, we just gave way part of the
Speaker 1: country in the world in their defense. Was in a
Speaker 1: certain mindset? What's that mind set? Well, we'll discuss that
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Speaker 1: emailing in the lies you told your kids and the
Speaker 1: lies your parents told you, like mom telling me the
Speaker 1: crust of the bread has the nutrients in it. Well,
Speaker 1: it's amazing about this. I didn't even go into this yesterday, Chris.
Speaker 1: She denies saying that to this day. Oh you said it, Mom,
Speaker 1: I remember. Anyway, back to Hitler. Funny little tidbit Chris
Speaker 1: brought up that Hitler's train was named the American. Hitler
Speaker 1: thought America was going to be on his side in
Speaker 1: the beginning. America had a gigantic German population I was
Speaker 1: still due, but huge back in the day. He just
Speaker 1: assumed we'd be with him. And then of course he
Speaker 1: figured out whole Americans really do not like Nazism, because
Speaker 1: we hated it right away. And then he thought, of
Speaker 1: course they were controlled by the Jews. Anyway, Why would
Speaker 1: the UK and France and Italy come together and agreed
Speaker 1: to handaway part of a weaker country to Hitler? Is
Speaker 1: it weakness, Yeah, it is, you can call it that.
Speaker 1: But the world at this point was still only twenty
Speaker 1: years removed from World War One, which was so horrific
Speaker 1: on such a massive scale. They simply couldn't accept the
Speaker 1: possibility of more of that, and that's a valuable lesson
Speaker 1: for us to learn too. You have two very, very
Speaker 1: very different mentalities, and we struggle with this today. It's
Speaker 1: why we lost the Culture War. The two different mentalities
Speaker 1: back then were France, Britain, these countries. Oh, we've lost
Speaker 1: too many young men. It was too expensive. We can't
Speaker 1: bear this kind of sorrow again, the blood and the guts.
Speaker 1: We can never or again, never again. That was that
Speaker 1: was there for lots of me. I'm not saying they're wrong.
Speaker 1: Hate they took it on the chin. But when you
Speaker 1: are going up against the mentality of I'm gonna kill
Speaker 1: you all for what you did for me, what you
Speaker 1: did to me, you're gonna lose that. And they would
Speaker 1: have without us, without Soviets, they would have Remember that
Speaker 1: Hitler would have taken over all of Europe, including Britain.
Speaker 1: He would have without us. Today, our mentality on the right,
Speaker 1: although I'm glad to see it changing, but our mentality
Speaker 1: on the right in the culture was, Oh I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not comfortable doing that. Oh I don't
Speaker 1: want to know. I can't boycott that I love I
Speaker 1: love that person's product. Oh I can't. I'll never try
Speaker 1: to get that media pundit fired. That wouldn't be right.
Speaker 1: It's not right, it doesn't look right. It's not the
Speaker 1: nice thing. They're over there thinking, I want to destroy
Speaker 1: that person's whole life, and if he dies in the process,
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. We lose that, understand that we
Speaker 1: lose that anyway. So Hungry in Poland, I should note
Speaker 1: in the Vienna Award, right after the Munich betrayal, Hungry
Speaker 1: in Poland actually get in on the action and take
Speaker 1: a little bit of the Czech Republic too. And then finally,
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't even really a military conquest. Finally
Speaker 1: the Czech Republic just gets taken in by Germany. Germany exist,
Speaker 1: they look around and say, oh, you know, this is
Speaker 1: all ours now. So by nineteen forty two, obviously we're
Speaker 1: in the heart of the war. The Czech Republic technically
Speaker 1: doesn't exist anymore, but their government, their president, their intelligence
Speaker 1: service that did exist, they haven't given up on this.
Speaker 1: They're viewing this is horribly unjust. We have to take
Speaker 1: back our nation. They're very patriotic people. It's one of
Speaker 1: the few places in Europe i've been if. They're wonderful people.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous people. I should mention apparently an absurd amount of
Speaker 1: models come from. There's something to do with the natural
Speaker 1: bone structure. But you walk around there and you look
Speaker 1: around and everybody's beautiful. All the dudes look like models
Speaker 1: and chicks look like models. It's absurd anyway, that's another story.
Speaker 1: But because there's now a shadow government, they have to
Speaker 1: find a place to go. They start working with the
Speaker 1: Brits because the Brits are looking for any angle they
Speaker 1: can find to take down Hitler. The Brits are uniquely
Speaker 1: invested in taking down Hitler. They don't want to lose
Speaker 1: their country too, like the rest of Europe has been lost.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing about shadow governments. You know you're
Speaker 1: in Britain. Let's say you're in London and you have
Speaker 1: the man who's calling himself the president of Czechoslovakia and
Speaker 1: he says he's got an intelligence service with him. You're
Speaker 1: gonna start looking at him after a while, like, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do for me? We're supporting you. I'm
Speaker 1: all about your shadow government. I think you should go
Speaker 1: back to being in power. I support you, but right
Speaker 1: now this seems like a one way relationship. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Do you have something going on? Is there
Speaker 1: anything going on with you? Now? What's going on in
Speaker 1: the occupied Czech Republic? This part's going to get interesting.
Speaker 1: Maybe the worst human being ever to walk the earth
Speaker 1: is not Adolf Hitler. It might be Reinhard Heydrick. Oh
Speaker 1: that's not like I'm saying Hitler's a saint. But picture this.
Speaker 1: You know how evil Adolph Hitler is. Everyone knows. That's
Speaker 1: not exactly news. Do you know what Adolf Hitler called
Speaker 1: Reinhard Heinrich. Adolf Hitler called Reinhard Hydrick the man with
Speaker 1: the iron heart. He was a musician's son. He was
Speaker 1: taught music that he came up during the World War
Speaker 1: One era. Then he watched his country get crushed as
Speaker 1: a child. His father felt he was persecuted because they
Speaker 1: looked like Jews, and in an odd twist of the
Speaker 1: human mind, they in turn blamed the Jews. His father
Speaker 1: thought he had his music career derailed because he looked
Speaker 1: like a Jew. They were not Jewish, and they got
Speaker 1: mad at the Jews over it. So Reinhardt Heindrich had
Speaker 1: a deep seated hatred for Jews that was well before
Speaker 1: the Nazi Party. He hated Jews. I remember, hatred of
Speaker 1: Jews in Europe was the norm back then. It was
Speaker 1: not the exception, it was the norm. It was the norm.
Speaker 1: And there we've gone into this before. There's a huge
Speaker 1: background with that, with not loaning money for interest, but
Speaker 1: the Jews are willing to do it, so you blame
Speaker 1: the guy who loans about It's a long story. But
Speaker 1: Reinhard Heydrick was a man who was sadly, and I
Speaker 1: mean this a very very very capable human being. He
Speaker 1: came up in the Nazi ranks and he rose fast.
Speaker 1: He had an interview with Heinrich Himler, Hitler's basic number
Speaker 1: two man. Reinhard Heydrich had an interview with Heinrich Himler.
Speaker 1: Himler was trying to blow him off and was so
Speaker 1: impressed by me and immediately took the guy in. Rein
Speaker 1: Hydrick was very organized, very efficient, very brutal, heavily heavily involved,
Speaker 1: and things like the Night of the Long Knives where
Speaker 1: Hitler's political opponents die, and things like Crystal Knock, that
Speaker 1: horrible night for the Jews and the Jewish businesses. Reinhard
Speaker 1: Heydrick's fingerprints are the one all over that this is
Speaker 1: a man Hitler points to, saying, solve that problem, and
Speaker 1: he's going to go solve that problem, almost always in
Speaker 1: a brutal fashion. Well, when the Nazis occupy Czechoslovakia, they're
Speaker 1: occupying it with a little different motivation than they had
Speaker 1: other areas. This was the point in time they were
Speaker 1: still hot and heavy in a battle with the Soviet Union.
Speaker 1: They needed men, they needed materials, they needed things, and
Speaker 1: the Czechoslovakia did that stuff really well. They had great factories,
Speaker 1: they had great employees, they were just educated people. And
Speaker 1: Hidrick decided to come in and make sure they were
Speaker 1: going to continue running these factories. So he did a
Speaker 1: bit of a I guess you'd call it a carrot
Speaker 1: and stick routine. He was known as the Butcher of Prague,
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to act like he came in
Speaker 1: and everything was hunky dorry. He came in and murdered
Speaker 1: thousands line people, up shot them. He had people swinging
Speaker 1: from the gallows. There was a big check resistance going on.
Speaker 1: But he did some other stuff too. We'll describe that
Speaker 1: in a second, and how his story ends. Hang on
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Speaker 1: All right back to Prague. The butcher of Prague, Reinhard
Speaker 1: Heydrick takes over takes over the Czech Republic. He needs
Speaker 1: the factories running. He does it cared and stick routine.
Speaker 1: There is a lot of death. He's killing thousands of people.
Speaker 1: He's also torturing lots and lots of people in order
Speaker 1: to root out the check resistance. You know, a resistance
Speaker 1: is going to rise whenever a country is occupied. I'm
Speaker 1: a patriotic check I'm gonna fight back. There are going
Speaker 1: to be spies within that check resistance. Inevitably, this is
Speaker 1: just something that happens. We'll come back to that later.
Speaker 1: But he's also increasing the wages, in increasing the food
Speaker 1: of the people who are working in the factories, of
Speaker 1: the people who are being loyal. He needs these factories
Speaker 1: to keep running. So it's not all torture in hangings
Speaker 1: and shootings. It's what a corrupt system often does. Stop me.
Speaker 1: If any of this sounds familiar, it makes life really
Speaker 1: really really really really hard to oppose it, and it
Speaker 1: makes life really really really really really good to just
Speaker 1: go along with it. We'll take care of you, don't worry.
Speaker 1: How about a pay increase? Now back to that shadow
Speaker 1: government that's running in Britain. The shadow government running in Britain,
Speaker 1: they're feeling the heat from the British leadership to do
Speaker 1: something or the British leadership are going to be done
Speaker 1: with him. Remember the Czech leadership left and they brought
Speaker 1: their military intelligence service with them. They decide what they
Speaker 1: need is a high profile assassination of a high ranking Nazi.
Speaker 1: They're trying to decide on who. Finally they decide, why
Speaker 1: don't go Why don't we just go for the big guy,
Speaker 1: Reinhard Hydrick. Reinhard Heydrick is running things in Czechoslovakia. They
Speaker 1: begin training really really cool. They should make a movie
Speaker 1: about this if they haven't already. The operation is called
Speaker 1: Operation Andropoyd if you're looking for it. It's really cool.
Speaker 1: But they start training with the British Special Forces guys.
Speaker 1: They train these Czech assassins to go into the Czech
Speaker 1: Republic and assassinate Reinhard Hydrick. And these dudes, well they're awesome,
Speaker 1: they're brave. Now the time comes, they go parachute into
Speaker 1: the Czech Republic. They make it into the Czech Republic
Speaker 1: and what they have to do is they have a
Speaker 1: few contacts there, but they have to find people who
Speaker 1: were involved in the Check resistance, who will give them AID.
Speaker 1: And there's more than just two guys. There's like six
Speaker 1: or seven there or some aids, but there are really
Speaker 1: two assassins, and you have to find people who can
Speaker 1: feed you. How's you. I need a place to sleep,
Speaker 1: I need this, I need that. But they get in,
Speaker 1: they disguise themselves as normal people and they start scouting
Speaker 1: out for the best time in place to kill Reinhard Hydrick.
Speaker 1: They had initially thought about killing him on his special
Speaker 1: train car. They decided it was too complicated. Finally they
Speaker 1: settled on a plan to kill him on his drive.
Speaker 1: He had a fourteen fifteen mile drive from his home
Speaker 1: to where he worked. He had an armed bodyguard who
Speaker 1: drove him, but he had killed so many of the
Speaker 1: check resistance he didn't think he was in any danger anymore.
Speaker 1: They thought they could get him on the drive, and
Speaker 1: the plan was the two assassins. One would have a
Speaker 1: nine millimeter submachine gun. The other one would have an
Speaker 1: anti tank grenade that he had hid in a briefcase.
Speaker 1: There was a hairpin turn along the route. The hairpin
Speaker 1: turn would cause this Mercedes, this open topped Mercedes right
Speaker 1: Ard Hydrix in an open top vehicle at this open
Speaker 1: top Mercedes to slow down to virtually a stop to
Speaker 1: get around the turn. They decided that was going to
Speaker 1: be the spot. They pick a day. They wait and
Speaker 1: they wait and they wait, and he's not coming, not
Speaker 1: on his regular schedule. And think about the animosity or animosity,
Speaker 1: think about the anxiet, Think how about your hands and
Speaker 1: be sweating. You're waiting for him to come. He turns
Speaker 1: out this was a rare day that he showed up late.
Speaker 1: But he shows up. They see him coming, They get
Speaker 1: themselves ready. The car slows down around the hairpin turned.
Speaker 1: The dude pops out with the submachine gun, decides to
Speaker 1: open up fire on Reinhart Hydrick and the gun jams.
Speaker 1: The checks famously hated British firearms. British farms were terrible
Speaker 1: back in the day, always jamming. The gun jams Reinhard
Speaker 1: Hydrick and I mean, I guess abode, but maybe the
Speaker 1: all time dumbest move tells the driver not to speed away,
Speaker 1: tells him to stop because he's mad. Driver hammers on
Speaker 1: the brakes. Reinhard Hydrick stands up, pulls out a firearm,
Speaker 1: gets ready to shoot the assassin who couldn't shoot him
Speaker 1: at this point, the backup assassin chucks the briefcase with
Speaker 1: the anti tank grenade. It blows up, but doesn't make
Speaker 1: it inside the car to blow up and kill him instantly.
Speaker 1: It blows up on the outside like the right rear tire.
Speaker 1: You can see pictures of it to this day. But
Speaker 1: this causes shrapnel to go everywhere. Remember when a grenade,
Speaker 1: a bomb, an artillery show blows up, you're not just
Speaker 1: getting the shrapnel from the bomb or grenade itself. Everything
Speaker 1: it blows up becomes shrapnel too. If you're in the woods,
Speaker 1: shrapnel can become tree pieces, rocks, dirt. It's all flying everywhere,
Speaker 1: and it's flying everywhere fast. Reinhard Hydrick is in the
Speaker 1: back of a vehicle. He instantly the shrapnel blows upholstery
Speaker 1: and the pieces of his own clothing into his body.
Speaker 1: But again, to give credit to maybe the most evil
Speaker 1: man who ever lived, Hydrick is still mad. Driver throws
Speaker 1: it in park. The arm driver in a wounded armed
Speaker 1: Reinhard Hydrick get out and pursue the assassins. One takes
Speaker 1: off on a bicycle, the other one takes off towards
Speaker 1: a butcher's shop, runs into the butcher's shop, Hydrick is
Speaker 1: in hot pursuit. Finally, he just collapses. He realizes he
Speaker 1: sees out of breath and collapses. It's because he has
Speaker 1: a collapse long he didn't even know it. The bodyguard
Speaker 1: driver takes off after the assassin, who runs into the
Speaker 1: butcher's shop. The assassin had run into the butcher's shop
Speaker 1: looking for aid. Turns out the butcher was a pro Nazi,
Speaker 1: so he yells out to the bodyguard. Bodyguard runs in,
Speaker 1: tries to get the assassin. Assassin caps him in the arm,
Speaker 1: wounds him severely, and takes off. Now the story ends
Speaker 1: very happy and then very sadly. And I was debating
Speaker 1: on where I wanted to end this, but we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to put a cap on this story, and the
Speaker 1: cap on this story where he is going to be
Speaker 1: a bit darker than the rest of the story. I mean,
Speaker 1: who doesn't love a great political assassination story of a
Speaker 1: Nazi who who hasn't been standing up cheering this entire time.
Speaker 1: Right now, by the way, Reinhard Heydrick is still alive.
Speaker 1: He goes to the hospital. Himmler supposedly weeps when he
Speaker 1: finds out about it, sends his personal physician. Heinrich goes
Speaker 1: through surgeries and recovers, but then dies. They think it
Speaker 1: was sepsis. They think he had horse hair from the
Speaker 1: upholstery get into his system and essentially got blood poisoning
Speaker 1: and died. It was It was days and days and
Speaker 1: days later. He had recovered. He was playing cards in
Speaker 1: the hospital and then just fell over dead in chalk
Speaker 1: one day. Now let's go to what happened after. And
Speaker 1: this is going to be hard to handle. I warn you,
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Speaker 1: I always will do a show that you can listen
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Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris asked, how can this story not end happily? Well,
Speaker 1: remember the whole assassin's looking for resistance people to help
Speaker 1: them out thing we went over. They actually had a
Speaker 1: little bit of differ faculty finding people in the resistance
Speaker 1: to help them out. Why Because the assassins told the
Speaker 1: resistance people were here to kill Reinhard Heydrich, and the
Speaker 1: resistance people were dead set against it, dead set against it. Now,
Speaker 1: why would the resistance people be against killing the man
Speaker 1: known as the Blonde Beast, known as the Butcher of Prague.
Speaker 1: Why would you be against killing that man? Because they knew,
Speaker 1: they knew what the Nazi response would be if you
Speaker 1: assassinated him. Even if you're successful, you're still stuck in
Speaker 1: an area controlled by the most vicious people who've ever
Speaker 1: walked the planet. They dang well knew what was going
Speaker 1: to happen to them, And word got clear back to
Speaker 1: the shadow French or the shadow Czech government that the
Speaker 1: resist since people are warning, do not do this, don't
Speaker 1: kill this guy. You're going to make life hell for us.
Speaker 1: Don't kill him. And you know what, that shadow check
Speaker 1: government decided, Sorry, we can't just sit here, we have
Speaker 1: to do something. We'll how that end. Put it to
Speaker 1: you this way. The assassins they ran, they hid, ended
Speaker 1: up hiding in a church in Prague. The Nazis were
Speaker 1: so committed to finding these people they offered a hundred
Speaker 1: thousand German marks. Do you have any idea how much
Speaker 1: money that is back in the day, one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: German marks for anybody with information giving up their whereabouts.
Speaker 1: One of the assassins, one of the one of their
Speaker 1: buddies who'd been helping them the whole time, flips. Of course,
Speaker 1: human nature is what it is. The SS surrounds the church.
Speaker 1: They're trying to get these guys to come out alive
Speaker 1: so they can publicly execute them. These guys, to their credit,
Speaker 1: refuse to do it. They hide in a crypt in
Speaker 1: the church, a crypt you can still visit to this
Speaker 1: day that has a tribute to these men. So they
Speaker 1: bring in the fire marshals and flood the church. They're
Speaker 1: in the crypt, hiding from the Nazis outside. As the
Speaker 1: as the crypt fills up with water, the men commit suicide.
Speaker 1: Oh but it didn't end there. You see, there's a
Speaker 1: price to pay for I have to do something. Somebody
Speaker 1: do something. Thousands and thousands and thousands of checks died.
Speaker 1: Hitler ordered a specific number ten thousand killed. Not only
Speaker 1: did he order the number killed, he wanted it all
Speaker 1: videotaped so he could spread the video around the countries
Speaker 1: so the X would see what happened when something like
Speaker 1: that happens. There's a small village of about five hundred
Speaker 1: people called Ladice. They were one gigantic family. That's what
Speaker 1: it was. The Nazis came in the night. What if
Speaker 1: ladj have to do with this, by the way, nothing,
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. The Nazis showed up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, taking women, children, men from their beds, separating them.
Speaker 1: They lined up every man fifteen and older and shot them.
Speaker 1: You can see a picture of it if you'd like.
Speaker 1: I'm not recommending it, but if that interest you, you're
Speaker 1: welcome to. I do look at that stuff, because I
Speaker 1: want to drive it home. The women and children, well,
Speaker 1: seventeen of the children got lucky. I've seen video interviews
Speaker 1: with a few of them. Seventeen of the children were
Speaker 1: viewed as ethnically German enough to be allowed to live,
Speaker 1: so they were sent off to be adopted by German families.
Speaker 1: Every single other woman and child was sent to the
Speaker 1: concentration camps, where they were promptly medically experimented on and
Speaker 1: gassed to death. It's called the Ladic massacre. In case
Speaker 1: you want to look into it, l I dice the
Speaker 1: Ladic Massacre. They also either demoed the buildings or burnt
Speaker 1: the buildings to the ground. They erased the village of Ladja.
Speaker 1: It's gone. There is often in life, often a price
Speaker 1: to pay for somebody do something. I have to do
Speaker 1: something so often, so often, our impatience, our panic. It
Speaker 1: has a huge, huge cost to it. Yeah, we all
Speaker 1: get to sit and cheer now about the cool spy story.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't want the butcher of Prague to die? By
Speaker 1: the way, it should be noted, he was like the
Speaker 1: main architect of the final solution. So yeah, I'm glad
Speaker 1: he's dead. But was that the right thing to do?
Speaker 1: You tell me? Hang on, we have something going on
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Speaker 1: something has a price to it. It's been a year,
Speaker 1: a year now of just do something. Have you set
Speaker 1: and thought about that? Have you set and thought about
Speaker 1: the high cost of just do something? I'm not just
Speaker 1: pointing at politicians. I'm pointing at you. I'm pointing at me.
Speaker 1: I'm pointing at us. The demand to just do something
Speaker 1: the feeling of just do something when so often you
Speaker 1: should just sit and wait. And why are we going
Speaker 1: to go over a couple of things now? Because we
Speaker 1: need to remember this for the future. This needs to
Speaker 1: be something we keep in our back pocket for the future,
Speaker 1: because something's going to come up again, something is coming
Speaker 1: up right now and we need to sit and wait.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that's something is. I'll go over
Speaker 1: this last year hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. This
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. The Open to Find administration
Speaker 1: that they say it will make its decisions based on
Speaker 1: its science. What's the science behind not saying it's safe
Speaker 1: for people who have been vaccinated received two doses to travel.
Speaker 1: You know, that's a very good question, John, and the
Speaker 1: CDC is carefully heading in that direction. You note when
Speaker 1: doctor Weilenski made the announcement a day or two ago
Speaker 1: about the fact that when you have a couple of people,
Speaker 1: two or three or more people in a family setting,
Speaker 1: both of whom are vaccinated, even if it's someone from
Speaker 1: another a friend that doesn't have to be a member
Speaker 1: of the family. That was the first in a multi
Speaker 1: step process that they are going to be rolling out
Speaker 1: they're being careful. Understandably, they want to get science, they
Speaker 1: want to get data, and then when you don't have
Speaker 1: the data and you don't have the actual evidence, then
Speaker 1: you've got to make a judgment call. And I think
Speaker 1: that's what you're going to be seeing in the next weeks.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see little by little more and more guidelines
Speaker 1: getting people to be more and more flexible. The first
Speaker 1: installation of this is what convaccinated people do in the
Speaker 1: home setting. Obviously, the next one is going to be
Speaker 1: what you're asking, what I'll travel? What about going out?
Speaker 1: What about getting a haircut? What about doing things like that?
Speaker 1: That's all imminently going to be coming out. Somebody do
Speaker 1: something eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven
Speaker 1: three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. I want
Speaker 1: you to know, will still you hear this? I'm doing
Speaker 1: my own sound effects. I still have a stack of
Speaker 1: the lies you have told your kid and the lies
Speaker 1: your parents told you. It's greatness. We're gonna get to
Speaker 1: that shortly. Don't forget. I have someone breaking down this
Speaker 1: horrible HR one force in about oh twenty minutes or so.
Speaker 1: But let's go back to coronavirus. First of all, I
Speaker 1: realize people think I'm harsh because I am. I don't
Speaker 1: have a soul or feelings or morals. I get that.
Speaker 1: So people think it comes across as harsh, which is cool.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I can't change it, nor do I intend to.
Speaker 1: That's who I am. I'm a sociopath. That said, I
Speaker 1: understand people get scared when there is a new disease
Speaker 1: out there. People get scared. Yes, everyone's gonna die. I've
Speaker 1: accepted that you're gonna die. I'm gonna die, We're all
Speaker 1: gonna We're all gonna die. But people don't want to die.
Speaker 1: They'd like to keep on living and eating taco bell.
Speaker 1: I get that. Do so it's understandable. But when your
Speaker 1: fear turns into somebody do something, it hurts us. Every
Speaker 1: single time coronavirus comes out. And yeah, the media jimmed
Speaker 1: up a lot of this panic, and that idiot guy
Speaker 1: who made the model that said millions we're gonna die
Speaker 1: jimmed up the panic, and Foucy jimmed up the panic
Speaker 1: and panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, and soon you had
Speaker 1: President Donald Trump handing the reins over to a doctor
Speaker 1: who told everybody to go home and hide for two
Speaker 1: weeks and look at the damage now untold amounts of damage,
Speaker 1: now more damage than will ever know, still piling up.
Speaker 1: You look at the Saint George Floyd killing. Saint George
Speaker 1: Floyd dies, And people watched that video. That was horrible
Speaker 1: to watch and look, it's not like that was a
Speaker 1: pleasant video. Ah ha ha, that was a great video.
Speaker 1: Everybody that and thought, oh gosh, knee on the back
Speaker 1: of his neck, dude, his crying for his mom. Just
Speaker 1: not a good situation. And because the video pulled at us,
Speaker 1: pulled at your heart, I can't take it, people looked
Speaker 1: to all levels of government and said someone has to
Speaker 1: do something. Why about a bad moment in Minneapolis. We
Speaker 1: had even Republicans talking about federal police reform for a
Speaker 1: bad moment in Minneapolis. We burnt down American cities with
Speaker 1: a lot of people participating in it. For a bad
Speaker 1: moment in Minneapolis, the domestic terrorist group Black Lives Matter
Speaker 1: took over your movies, your video games, your Instagram, your
Speaker 1: everything for a bad moment in Minneapolis. Because people watched
Speaker 1: the video and instead of accepting a bad moment as
Speaker 1: being a bad moment, they screamed, somebody do something. We
Speaker 1: read about a pandemic and watch videos about a pandemic
Speaker 1: and instead of accepting crap, there's a new virus. Let's
Speaker 1: be as safe as possible. But life goes on. We screamed,
Speaker 1: somebody do something. I'm looking at a headline right here.
Speaker 1: This is from Fox News. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has
Speaker 1: approved the request by the US Capitol Police for the
Speaker 1: National Guard to remain in DC until May twenty third,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. Why are they still there. There's a
Speaker 1: couple of reasons for it. One, Democrats are still doing
Speaker 1: everything possible to push this narrative that there's some dangerous
Speaker 1: domestic right wing terrorism out there that could take over
Speaker 1: the government at any moment, like that horrible violent one
Speaker 1: where five people were murdered on the six Of course,
Speaker 1: none of that's true. I mean, none of that's based
Speaker 1: in reality. But that's part of it. And another part
Speaker 1: of it is this who wants to be the guy
Speaker 1: who takes it away? But I'm telling you, as somebody
Speaker 1: who's not huge on symbolism, I'm telling you these videos,
Speaker 1: these pictures of the United States Capital, the People's House,
Speaker 1: the People's House, the House of Representatives, is so sacred.
Speaker 1: Thomas Jefferson went from the presidency back to the House.
Speaker 1: Think about that. Today it's viewed as like a stepping stone,
Speaker 1: so you can be a senator and maybe president one day.
Speaker 1: The House was the most sacred. It's surrounded by walls
Speaker 1: and razor wire and over two thousand members of the
Speaker 1: National Guard. Because somebody has this thing. Somebody do something,
Speaker 1: And that's how we get stuck forever with guards in
Speaker 1: the Capitol. That's how people in bad neighborhoods get stuck
Speaker 1: forever with fewer police. These bad neighborhoods, the black neighborhoods,
Speaker 1: these poor people that live there, are now totally screwed
Speaker 1: by the criminal element that lives there because of you
Speaker 1: and me, not specifically you and me, but because of
Speaker 1: the American people looking at a bad video and screaming,
Speaker 1: somebody do something. Well, the cops aren't going now, and
Speaker 1: the cops have new rules of engagement now and now
Speaker 1: FedEx won't go, and ups won't go. Why because they
Speaker 1: get robbed every time. They used to not go into
Speaker 1: these neighborhoods at all without police protection. Now without police protection,
Speaker 1: they're not going. They're not going. The cops aren't showing
Speaker 1: up anymore. Oh, domestic abuse, good luck, see you in
Speaker 1: three hours. Maybe theft up not my problem. I'm not
Speaker 1: getting shot. I'm not getting fired because of some internet
Speaker 1: video making me look like a racist. Sorry, I'm not coming.
Speaker 1: This is all a consequence of somebody do something. You know,
Speaker 1: you complain, and I complain rightfully so about the Nazis
Speaker 1: murdering ten thousand checks after Reinhard Heydrich was assassinated. You
Speaker 1: ready for this bitter pill? You ready for it? The
Speaker 1: body count from your coronavirus pandemic, the panic pandemic. It's
Speaker 1: higher than the Nazi one in Czechoslovakia. Just because we're
Speaker 1: not lining people up against the wall and shooting them
Speaker 1: doesn't make their lives any less precious. These suicide numbers,
Speaker 1: and this is unacceptable. There is a cost that comes
Speaker 1: with somebody do something, and that cost is high. We're
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Speaker 1: about not advertising the merch more for the show, and
Speaker 1: I have to be honest. It makes me feel icky.
Speaker 1: What Chris, I don't like it? Now I love the merch.
Speaker 1: Don't don't know. I asked. I asked the TV my
Speaker 1: TV network the first. I asked them a month ago,
Speaker 1: two months ago, if we could start putting out some
Speaker 1: merch because I really, honestly, I just wanted anti communist
Speaker 1: stuff out there. I wanted mugs and stickers and T
Speaker 1: shirts and hoodies and stuff like that. I'm big on it.
Speaker 1: I want that message spread. We are fighting communism. I
Speaker 1: think it's cool to have you anti communist merch. I
Speaker 1: bought some of myself, and that's really what I wanted
Speaker 1: out of it. And they jumped all over it, and
Speaker 1: they're awesome, and they have it on the first TV
Speaker 1: dot com slash store, the first TV dot com slash store.
Speaker 1: They even have ridiculous stuff like with my picture on it,
Speaker 1: which it's great. They have t shirts and mugs and
Speaker 1: stuff with my picture on it. But I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't like giving it out. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I don't like giving it out. Chris, it seems it
Speaker 1: seems grabby. Does that make sense? It seems grabby. I'll
Speaker 1: buy my merch. It should be noted though. I will
Speaker 1: say this. Nothing is made in China, not everything is
Speaker 1: made in the USA. But everything that can be made
Speaker 1: in the USA is made in the USA. I insisted
Speaker 1: on that. They, to their credit, we're all about it.
Speaker 1: I said, we are not funding dirty commies here. They said,
Speaker 1: I get it. I said I want everything made in
Speaker 1: the USA. They said, we'll try. They came back and said, look,
Speaker 1: some things you simply can't source in the USA. But
Speaker 1: the things you can. Sometimes they're more expensive, and there's
Speaker 1: a made in the USA section. So if you're in
Speaker 1: the merch buying business and I'm not here to milk
Speaker 1: you out of money, only if you can afford it
Speaker 1: easily and stuff like and you like it, that's it.
Speaker 1: There is a made in the USA section that costs
Speaker 1: a little more. I understand. I'm always pointing my fingers
Speaker 1: at everybody's saying be more purposeful with where you spend
Speaker 1: and don't spend your money. I'm trying. I'm still failing often,
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to be better about that, as I
Speaker 1: know you are too. But if you're interested in the
Speaker 1: anti communist stuff, it's into FIRSTTV dot Com slash store.
Speaker 1: There you go. Before I get to the lies your
Speaker 1: parents told you. I had yet another guy that had
Speaker 1: my reoccurring nightmare. Chris mister tall drink of Water. I'm
Speaker 1: a Sergeant Leo in the Southern Province of the Communist
Speaker 1: Republic of California. Seventeen years SWAT experience, and I've been
Speaker 1: in an officer involved shooting. My reoccurring dream is that
Speaker 1: I'm defending my home from an intruder and when I
Speaker 1: press the trigger, I can see the bullet leave the
Speaker 1: muzzle about an inch and then drop to the floor
Speaker 1: like Wiley Iote, chasing the roadrunner off the cliff and
Speaker 1: then dropping right before the purp gets me to wake up.
Speaker 1: You can say my name, but be careful because I
Speaker 1: might fall deeper in love with you, if that's even possible.
Speaker 1: And his name is Eric. Yeah, I guess, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm not alone. How about that, Chris, I'm not alone.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm unique, but I'm not alone. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: The lies you tell your kids, the lies your parents
Speaker 1: told you. This one's This one starts out oracle of
Speaker 1: our time. My great grandpa used to tell me drinking
Speaker 1: coffee would turn my knees black. He would also take
Speaker 1: me snipe hunting. A snipe is a fictional nocturnal bird
Speaker 1: you get kids to swipe at with a net or
Speaker 1: pillowcase while you laugh your peep off and say there's
Speaker 1: one and oh, just missed it and we'll get him
Speaker 1: next time, all right, we have this one's brutal. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I don't know about this being a lie, But
Speaker 1: when I was younger, my grandma, a tough, no nonsense
Speaker 1: polish lady, always called Italian bread, dago bread. When we
Speaker 1: were having spaghetti. She's always asking, do you want some
Speaker 1: dago bread? By the way, that's a racial term. Don't
Speaker 1: use that term. But now I have a story very
Speaker 1: similar to this. Hang on now with me being young,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a bad name for Italians.
Speaker 1: So it was at a local grocery store with my
Speaker 1: mom whose owners were Italian. There was a big Italian family.
Speaker 1: They had like four stores around the area. And I
Speaker 1: not knowing any better as a kid, as a little kid,
Speaker 1: trying to help ask the lady working where I can
Speaker 1: find some dago bread. Ha ha. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: I heard some nice new word Italian words that day. Thanks.
Speaker 1: And I can't read his names. He didn't tell me
Speaker 1: I could. I have a similar story. Again, You're a kid.
Speaker 1: You don't know what's you don't know what words are
Speaker 1: good and bad. There's a great movie that Chris has
Speaker 1: not seen. You've probably seen it, because you're saying, but
Speaker 1: Chris has not seen. We played the clip from it
Speaker 1: called The Untouchables. The Untouchables is I mean, it's largely fictional,
Speaker 1: but it's the general story of Elliott Ness taking on
Speaker 1: al Capone in Chicago, how they tried to bring down
Speaker 1: al Capone, and there's some truths in it, but overall,
Speaker 1: it's just an incredible movie because you have Kevin Costner
Speaker 1: and Sean Conry and Robert de Niro. It's just Andy Garcia.
Speaker 1: It's just a stark, star studded cast in the movie.
Speaker 1: So so good. But there's a scene in the movie
Speaker 1: where they're trying to assassinate Sean Conry, and I mean, look,
Speaker 1: the movie's like ninety years old, so I can give
Speaker 1: it away. They end up assassinating Sean Conry's the cop,
Speaker 1: but he confronts this Italian mob guy who walks in,
Speaker 1: and Conrey says something to him. He says, isn't that
Speaker 1: just like a whop? Which I guess is a bad
Speaker 1: name for either a Sicilian or an it Tian. I
Speaker 1: forget what it is. It's a racial slur. I had
Speaker 1: no idea. Oh, I knew it was a bad word
Speaker 1: for a time. Oh I knew was it was. Isn't
Speaker 1: that just like? And he was just trying to insult him,
Speaker 1: But I didn't know it was racially insulting at all. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't say it to when it Tian Chris but
Speaker 1: one night we're having dinner and my sister says something
Speaker 1: and I say, well, that's just like a whop And
Speaker 1: my dad says, excuse me, and I'm like what, It's
Speaker 1: just something a whop would say. He's like, excuse me, son,
Speaker 1: come here, we need to talk. And to his credit,
Speaker 1: he did not. He did not you know, tan my
Speaker 1: hide for it, although I mean I'm surprised he didn't.
Speaker 1: He said where did you hear this? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's on the untouchables. And he just puts his fingers
Speaker 1: on his head and he said, no, son, no, you
Speaker 1: can't know. That's a bad word for Italians. You can't
Speaker 1: say that word. But kids are so they're so innocent
Speaker 1: and naive. I just had no idea. That's why he
Speaker 1: didn't get me. I had no idea. That's just not
Speaker 1: I had no idea, doctor Jesse growing up, Oh man,
Speaker 1: this is this one. Maybe I struggled with any of
Speaker 1: these to figure out if they were crueler than the
Speaker 1: lie of my mother telling me that all the nutrients
Speaker 1: was in the crust of the bread. This one absolutely
Speaker 1: takes the cake. I'll tell you what. I'm setting this
Speaker 1: one aside because We're about to have a guest on
Speaker 1: that's gonna be talking about a very serious topic. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about HR one HR one, which has a
Speaker 1: chance to pass. I want to know what's in it.
Speaker 1: I want to know what it is. I it is
Speaker 1: funny though Democrats spend all this time talking about the
Speaker 1: election was perfect. The election was on the up and up.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to worry about. Don't look at the election.
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Speaker 1: is not good. To put it mildly, do you want
Speaker 1: to know what it is? Just how bad it sucks?
Speaker 1: We're about to talk to Sarah Anderson about that. She
Speaker 1: is the director of policy at a great organization and
Speaker 1: most of those organizations suck, but Freedom Works as not
Speaker 1: one of them. Sarah, thank you for coming on. How
Speaker 1: bad is HR one? Hey, Jesse, thanks so much for
Speaker 1: having me on. HR one is probably one of the
Speaker 1: worst pieces of legislation that's ever been considered on the
Speaker 1: floor of the House of Representatives in terms of both
Speaker 1: blowing up the way our election system works, grabbing all
Speaker 1: of the power for election law from the states, giving
Speaker 1: it to the federal government, and stripping Americans across the
Speaker 1: country of their First Amendment rights to advocate for things
Speaker 1: that they believe in and influence the political process. So
Speaker 1: one of the biggest power grabs, biggest threats to our
Speaker 1: republic that we've seen in a long long time. So
Speaker 1: what exactly is in it? Like, like, what does it?
Speaker 1: I keep saying it's I keep hearing it's the federal
Speaker 1: takeover of elections, But what does that mean? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: HR one they call it Before the People Act. We've
Speaker 1: rebranded it at Freedom Works Before the Politicians Act. Of course,
Speaker 1: when Nancy Pelosi tells you something is for the People
Speaker 1: you should always be wary of that. But essentially, what
Speaker 1: the bill does in terms of elections is undermines a
Speaker 1: lot of the voter integrity laws that people need in
Speaker 1: our country to make sure that they know our election
Speaker 1: our elections are legitimate. We've seen in twenty twenty what
Speaker 1: happens when people are uncertain of the integrity of an election,
Speaker 1: and it's no coincidence that the Left is trying to
Speaker 1: push this type of uncertainty so that they have a
Speaker 1: more excuse to grab power. So HR one takes away
Speaker 1: the ability of state to make sure that their voter
Speaker 1: roles are accurate, prevents them from checking within six months
Speaker 1: of an election if people have passed, awigh or moved
Speaker 1: to another state, which of course then allows illegitimate voters
Speaker 1: to vote. It also undermines state ID laws, so for
Speaker 1: people to come to a polling place and you don't
Speaker 1: know who it is sets voting, they don't have to
Speaker 1: show a photo ID, which by the way, is required
Speaker 1: in a lot of other countries across the world. Most
Speaker 1: modern democracies do require voter ID laws, which just makes sense.
Speaker 1: We should make sure that people who are voting in
Speaker 1: American elections are indeed American, and it even goes so
Speaker 1: far as to prevent requirement of a proof of citizenship,
Speaker 1: so a further undermining of the ability to know that
Speaker 1: the people who are voting in elections are voting legitimately
Speaker 1: at the right place at the right time, and are
Speaker 1: not casting ballots for people who they are not. Okay,
Speaker 1: is it going to pass? I guess is question one?
Speaker 1: Does it have a chance to pass or is this
Speaker 1: just one of these dreams they're tossing out there to
Speaker 1: appeal to their left wing base. Yeah, well that's the
Speaker 1: biggest question, of course. So it did pass the House
Speaker 1: of Representatives last week by a vote of two hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty to two hundred and ten. It was almost
Speaker 1: a party line vote except one Democrat, Benny Thompson from Mississippi,
Speaker 1: did vote against the bill, with all Republicans against HR one,
Speaker 1: So there was five part as an opposition in the
Speaker 1: House to this bill. And that's what we're hoping to
Speaker 1: see in the Senate. Of course, with the legislative philibuster
Speaker 1: is still in place. It requires sixty votes to pass
Speaker 1: any legislation through the Senate. But if Democrats know that
Speaker 1: they can get all fifty of their members in the
Speaker 1: Senate to vote for this bill. What then comes in
Speaker 1: jeopardy is the legislative filibuster, which preserves the integrity of
Speaker 1: the Senate. It's a longstanding tradition, you know, in our
Speaker 1: country of having a deliberative body that's required to reach
Speaker 1: some type of agreements and preserves the rights of the
Speaker 1: minority party to object to policies that they disagree with.
Speaker 1: So it has passed the House, it is currently in
Speaker 1: the Senate. There's a Senate version of the bill which
Speaker 1: is S one. But do expect that Chuck Schumer will
Speaker 1: try to bring the spill up for a vote in
Speaker 1: some fashion, and we hope that they don't do it
Speaker 1: while also getting rid of the filibuster we all know
Speaker 1: the Republicans were worried about. I'm not asking you the
Speaker 1: name them, although you're more than welcome to do. We
Speaker 1: have any public or private statements from these squishy senators
Speaker 1: that give us some indication of how they're feeling, right,
Speaker 1: that's always the question is moderate members of both parties,
Speaker 1: which where are they going to go on something like this. Fortunately,
Speaker 1: Leader McConnell has spoken out strongly against h R one.
Speaker 1: He did last Congress when it passed through as well.
Speaker 1: He wants to make sure, of course, that his entire
Speaker 1: Republican conference opposes this bill. Again, all Republicans voted against
Speaker 1: it in the House this Congress. They did last Congress
Speaker 1: as well. Less concerned about defections from the Republican side
Speaker 1: and more concerned about focusing on moderate Democrats to pull
Speaker 1: them to vote with Republicans against this bill. So that
Speaker 1: would be Joe Manchin, Christian Cinema, Ngus King, and John Tester,
Speaker 1: who are four of the most moderate members of the
Speaker 1: Democratic caucus who should be hearing from their voters every
Speaker 1: single day that this type of bill undermines what our
Speaker 1: country stands for and they should stand in step against it.
Speaker 1: So what else damaging is coming down the line that
Speaker 1: we're not seeing? Is there an amnesty bill? Is there
Speaker 1: something i mean huge coming that's really going to catch
Speaker 1: us bad? Yeah, well, there's a number of different things
Speaker 1: that we know. Democrats are going to prioritize this Congress.
Speaker 1: They've called Congress to in session in the House side
Speaker 1: at least next week with an eye towards looking at
Speaker 1: an immigration bill. Absolutely, the plan that President Biden rolled
Speaker 1: out the US Citizenship Act is exactly what you just
Speaker 1: said is a massive overhauling of our immigration system that
Speaker 1: really goes so far away from the incentives that we'd
Speaker 1: like to put in place for our country, right, which
Speaker 1: is to bring people here who understand why this country
Speaker 1: is so great and what the principles are that we
Speaker 1: stand for, and will contribute to the economy and not
Speaker 1: be incentivized to just come here because of all the
Speaker 1: quote unquote three things that the government's going to give them.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately in the COVID bill that just passed this past
Speaker 1: week linket text at taxpayers will go to people who
Speaker 1: are in our country illegally. What type of incentive does
Speaker 1: that send to people to try to come here illegally? Right,
Speaker 1: we should always be encouraging people to come here legally
Speaker 1: and work and contribute to our country. But to incentivize
Speaker 1: illegal immigration is wrong, and the Democrats are certainly looking
Speaker 1: to do that. Does that have any kind of a
Speaker 1: chance to pass, because that is the one that makes
Speaker 1: me nervous. The Republican Party is famously a bit wobbly
Speaker 1: on that issue. If that's fair. Yeah, for sure, this
Speaker 1: bill it's so far to the left that we've heard
Speaker 1: that Democrats in the House are having a tough time
Speaker 1: even getting their entire conference on board with it. We
Speaker 1: do have a blog on Freedom Works website FreedomWorks dot
Speaker 1: org breaking down some of the really wild provisions of
Speaker 1: the US Citizenship Acts in terms of creating a new
Speaker 1: pathway to citizenship for non citizens, saying they're addressing the
Speaker 1: quote unquote root causes of migration, but of course not
Speaker 1: doing that correctly, altering the visa process, expanding the inclusion
Speaker 1: of family members and administering visas, reshaping immigration courts, and
Speaker 1: all types of other sort of close, close policies that
Speaker 1: undermine the direction we should be taking our immigration systems.
Speaker 1: So fortunately they're having trouble again getting all of the
Speaker 1: Democrats on board with something like this, So we don't
Speaker 1: know if they'll pivot to a different area of immigration
Speaker 1: to focus on next week. But meanwhile, this week, of course,
Speaker 1: they're passing that one point nine trillion dollars COVID quote
Speaker 1: unquote spending package, which is just left as agenda items
Speaker 1: the Proact, which is a giveaway to big labor to
Speaker 1: potentially kill fifty seven million jobs or put them in
Speaker 1: jeopardy in terms of just ripping the gusts out of
Speaker 1: the gig economy, and the list will continue on and
Speaker 1: on throughout the next few years. They're throwing everything they
Speaker 1: can against the wall, seeing what will stick, and trying
Speaker 1: to push through some of the most radical agenda items
Speaker 1: that are so far from the unity that they ran
Speaker 1: on that we've ever seen. What's the inside DC word
Speaker 1: on Joe Biden and transitioning out? And the reason I
Speaker 1: ask is not just obviously his problems. It seems as
Speaker 1: if even the hackish DC media is getting a little
Speaker 1: tired of the lack of access to him, right. I mean,
Speaker 1: we've seen this just in the past week with you
Speaker 1: know whatever interview he was sitting in where he said,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll take questions that that's what I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to do, right, And the powers that be with him
Speaker 1: away and won't allow that to happen. And the media
Speaker 1: and the press and all of the American public is
Speaker 1: just stuck with Jens circle back Safie who won't give
Speaker 1: any straight answer to anything. And you know, even claimed
Speaker 1: the other day that some program inside of the Department
Speaker 1: of Homeland Security, but wasn't their program. Of course, it's
Speaker 1: your program. The DHS is inside of the executive branch.
Speaker 1: The programs that they're to take carry out are the
Speaker 1: programs of the Biden administration. She seems to be flailing
Speaker 1: and at the American public, like you said, and the
Speaker 1: press is certainly getting sick of the lack of access
Speaker 1: to Joe. They've said he'll have a public press conference
Speaker 1: by the end of March, but we'll see if that happens.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Sarah Anderson Freedom Works. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Of course I had to join you. Jeffie. We have
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Speaker 1: There's a gigantic, gigantically important foreign policy issue out there
Speaker 1: that I have been avoiding all day long. I mean,
Speaker 1: the truth is, people don't care about foreign policy. Certainly
Speaker 1: Americans don't. It's like the death Even if there's an
Speaker 1: issue that pops up that's super important in general, you
Speaker 1: don't really care about what's going on and other parts
Speaker 1: of the world. But look, this is this is an
Speaker 1: issue I am passionate about, and so I'm gonna dig
Speaker 1: into it here in a moment. We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: getna get into We're gonna get into more of your
Speaker 1: emails with the lies you're told eight seven seventy three
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Speaker 1: abortion ban. Valkanize everybody. We have stories to talk about.
Speaker 1: And oh oh, it looks like it looks like the
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter ANTIFA guys are going free shocker. Hang on,
Speaker 1: this is a Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. There are a couple of reasons why we
Speaker 1: think people are coming to the border. Of course, individuals
Speaker 1: are fleeing countries where individuals and families are you know,
Speaker 1: they're fleeing prosecution, fleeing violence, fleeing economic hardships, and other things.
Speaker 1: The region has also experienced to hurricanes in the fall,
Speaker 1: putting further stress on the conditions in these countries and
Speaker 1: the circumstances that are facing individuals. And all of this
Speaker 1: is taking place during a global pandemic that has impacted
Speaker 1: other countries economies, placing hardships on its people, just as
Speaker 1: it did in the United States. So there are also
Speaker 1: a range of factors that are leading individuals to come
Speaker 1: to the border. Oh yeah, yeah, there are a range
Speaker 1: of factors leading individuals to come to the border. You
Speaker 1: know those factors are they watch TV, they see how
Speaker 1: you idiots campaign, and they know the borders are open.
Speaker 1: All these people are being when they show up at
Speaker 1: the border, they're being coached to say a few magic
Speaker 1: words about a credible fear of persecution. Well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: if your country is poor, it has a lot of crime,
Speaker 1: that is not grounds to be admitted into the United States.
Speaker 1: We'd have a very generous program for people who are
Speaker 1: already here in the country and are worried about being
Speaker 1: deported back to places where they might face persecution over
Speaker 1: their political views, for instance, like Hong Kongers who had
Speaker 1: their freedom stolen from them. We have generous refugee programs
Speaker 1: for people around the world to go to our embassies
Speaker 1: and consulates and apply to come here. Our asylum system
Speaker 1: is not designed for people to show up out our
Speaker 1: border coached by a bunch of do good or non
Speaker 1: governmental organizations that all can get taxpayer money, say a
Speaker 1: few magic words, be released to a holiday inn across
Speaker 1: the border, and then given a plane or a bus
Speaker 1: ticket to go wherever they want the country and then
Speaker 1: not even show up a year or two later for
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Speaker 1: years old. My other son is ten years old. We've
Speaker 1: reached peak immaturity level for the kids, and they were
Speaker 1: a signed planets. He did not get to pick it.
Speaker 1: And of course, of course he's been assigned Uranus. Of
Speaker 1: course he has. So I've been laughing about it for
Speaker 1: a week. The wife yells. The boys have been laughing
Speaker 1: about it for a week. The wife yells. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter how much she yells, it's still going to
Speaker 1: be funny. All right, back to this. You were absolutely
Speaker 1: killing me talking about your son's science project, as I
Speaker 1: too had the same exact project in junior high to
Speaker 1: get the best possible grade. Make sure your son asks
Speaker 1: the following present the following during his presentation, where is uranus?
Speaker 1: How big is uranus? What does uranus look like? And
Speaker 1: have you seen uranus? So? And he throws in and asked,
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. Question, also, my doctor Jesse. Question, is this
Speaker 1: in hand to hand mortal kombat? Who would win? Nineteen
Speaker 1: year old Jesse Kelly with his rank, speed and stamina
Speaker 1: or thirty nine year old Jesse Kelly with knowledge, experience,
Speaker 1: and lack of a moral compass. And I will be
Speaker 1: devastated if you do not read my name, stay handsome,
Speaker 1: my friend, and names himself Darth Huckleberry. Are you idiot?
Speaker 1: I love it all right, nineteen year old Jesse versus
Speaker 1: thirty nine year old Jesse. First of all, as far
Speaker 1: as speed and strength goes, I'm physically stronger today. I
Speaker 1: was a much more stamina back then. I was lighter
Speaker 1: marine corps, you know that kind of thing back then.
Speaker 1: But strong. I do more weights than anything else today.
Speaker 1: I'm not jogging at my weight in age. I have
Speaker 1: always believed, and I've had physical trainers back this up.
Speaker 1: When you get too heavy as a dude, you really
Speaker 1: shouldn't be jogging that much. You do cardio, but just
Speaker 1: not Jogging's just brutal on the joints. But I'm not
Speaker 1: judging you whatever you do. So I'm physically stronger today
Speaker 1: and yes, even less of a moral compass than at nineteen. Man,
Speaker 1: I still say probably nineteen year old Jesse does it.
Speaker 1: And this is what I mean by that. I fought
Speaker 1: a lot more back then because you're younger and your
Speaker 1: mouth of your and just you're worth your buddies and
Speaker 1: that happens. So, yeah, I have more experience now, but
Speaker 1: I was fresher off of it back then. I was faster,
Speaker 1: definitely back then. It's more the stamina thing than anything else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I realize I have more experience now because I realize
Speaker 1: I have more experienced now. I'm not saying I would
Speaker 1: get my butt whipped now. I could take it. But
Speaker 1: you know what we need to think about this the
Speaker 1: Jesse on Jesse fight and an abortion man hang them.
Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly show. Like a stain on
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Speaker 1: It is the Oracle Jesse Steele, Kelly the Showgun Chris,
Speaker 1: We really need Cinco de Mayo to get here so
Speaker 1: we can go full sombrero. Headline from CNN. Arkansas governor
Speaker 1: signs near total abortion ban the Arkansas Bill. This is
Speaker 1: from CNN dot com. The Arkansas Bill SB six bands
Speaker 1: providers from performing abortions quote except to save the life
Speaker 1: of a pregnant woman in medical emergency, and makes no
Speaker 1: exceptions for instances of rape, incest, or female anomalies. Those
Speaker 1: found to violate the law could face up to one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars fine and up to ten years in prison.
Speaker 1: Like I have said, those may not be your values.
Speaker 1: That is right in line with mine. That's way out
Speaker 1: of Chris's values when it comes to pro life. But
Speaker 1: it gives you an option if those are your values,
Speaker 1: as a place to move. If you like that and
Speaker 1: it's possible for you, get there, go there. There's protection
Speaker 1: for you in a state like that. You are going
Speaker 1: to need protection of some kind in the coming troubles.
Speaker 1: Government protection, preferably, especially as the federal government continues to
Speaker 1: lose its ever loving mind. The feeling of there being
Speaker 1: two different justice systems out there, that is a feeling,
Speaker 1: as I've said repeatedly, that is dangerous to the United
Speaker 1: States of America. And I say that because historically it's
Speaker 1: proven time and time again to be dangerous for a nation.
Speaker 1: When people get the feeling there are those accountable under
Speaker 1: the law and those who aren't accountable under the law.
Speaker 1: That's a really, really, really big deal and one of
Speaker 1: the problems people are going to have to accept it.
Speaker 1: I realize this is going to be offensive. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm not your Mommy, I'm your daddy. Here's a fact.
Speaker 1: People out there right now, they feel like anybody who
Speaker 1: marches with the Democrats, any Democrat foot soldier, has a
Speaker 1: free pass under the law, and any Republican is about
Speaker 1: to have the whole world come down on them. They
Speaker 1: look at Kyle Rittenhouse sitting in jail or out on
Speaker 1: bail waiting, the most overcharged thing in the world for
Speaker 1: defending himself. And they look at Antifa Black Lives Matter
Speaker 1: scum not being charged by DA's and they think it
Speaker 1: is an unbalanced, unjust world out there. They look at
Speaker 1: nobody in the Federal Bureau of Investigation going to prison
Speaker 1: for lying to get a FISA warrant to spy on
Speaker 1: American citizen. They view that as being unjust. But if
Speaker 1: you happen to saunter into the Capitol on January sixth
Speaker 1: with a MAGA sign in because everyone else was doing it,
Speaker 1: you're having the book thrown at you. The idiot and
Speaker 1: the Bison outfit is still sitting in jail. If you
Speaker 1: want to keep him in jail, fine, you better be
Speaker 1: charging the others. This is a dangerous thing for a
Speaker 1: nation when people feel like there's no justice to be
Speaker 1: had under the traditional routes, they will seek it out
Speaker 1: by other means. History says it time and time and
Speaker 1: time again. History has told us people are going to
Speaker 1: find what they consider to be justice either you will
Speaker 1: give it to me with the court system, in the
Speaker 1: police system, or I will find it elsewhere. And you
Speaker 1: know what, that's a perfectly natural human response. Somebody of
Speaker 1: God forbid. Something terrible happens. Someone does something terrible to
Speaker 1: someone close to you and happens to be friends with
Speaker 1: the local DA who says, I'm not going to charge
Speaker 1: this person and turns them loose. Are you going to
Speaker 1: I don't think you would. Maybe you would, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are you going to want to do something about that yourself?
Speaker 1: You bet you would. History tells me you would. Email.
Speaker 1: When I was young, my mom told me coleslaw makes
Speaker 1: you smart. That's terrible. That's terrible. The food ones are
Speaker 1: still universal. This one was great. My dad was missing
Speaker 1: half a middle finger on his right hand from the
Speaker 1: right above the middle knuckle. He's from Italy and showed
Speaker 1: me all the Mafia movies at a young age. He
Speaker 1: told me around the age of six or seven that
Speaker 1: he was missing his finger because he crossed the mafia
Speaker 1: and the CONSIGLIERI had to send him a message. I
Speaker 1: believe this until I was in middle school, despite an
Speaker 1: obvious lack of organized crime being present in my life.
Speaker 1: Turns out it got ripped off by a rope that
Speaker 1: got caught around his finger while he was pulling up
Speaker 1: an overhead door. Most disappointing reveal ever, thanks from Canada
Speaker 1: and put to the parentheses. Yikes. Love the show and
Speaker 1: most especially the history lessons. Beep Commies. God bless you woman,
Speaker 1: even though you're Italian. We move on my parents. Mom,
Speaker 1: if you keep pushing the button, it will make it
Speaker 1: take longer. They were talking about elevator buttons and crosswalks,
Speaker 1: and tell you dad, when fixing things, we ask what
Speaker 1: bleeping commie made this? Because things that break or don't
Speaker 1: work right or are difficult to fix are made by communists.
Speaker 1: I believe in practice this to this day. That's so
Speaker 1: good me. I told my senate four years old and
Speaker 1: my nephews five years old that babies can hear them
Speaker 1: if they talk straight into my belly button. They now
Speaker 1: think the baby's ear is physically connected to my belly button. Gosh,
Speaker 1: that's too good. That's too good headline from the intercept.
Speaker 1: The entire staff of the Nombrada, part of the Nevada
Speaker 1: Democratic Party, quits after the Democratic Socialist slate won every
Speaker 1: single seat. This is happening right now nationwide. Part of
Speaker 1: what you're seeing happening to Cuobo in New York, even
Speaker 1: though as I've said several times, I don't think he's
Speaker 1: going to resign. Part of what you're seeing happened to
Speaker 1: him is this the radical, radical, admitted socialists are taking
Speaker 1: over the seats of power in New York and they're
Speaker 1: trying to run out what they view was the more
Speaker 1: moderate old guard. This is a dangerous situation for the
Speaker 1: country because the Democratic Party is not looking around at
Speaker 1: itself right now and moderating. The Democratic Party is looking
Speaker 1: at itself and saying, we're not nearly radical enough. Wrap
Speaker 1: your mind around that. The Democratic Party is self analyzing.
Speaker 1: The people within it are self analyzing, and they're saying,
Speaker 1: oh man, we haven't gotten near far enough. And the
Speaker 1: reason that gets dangerous is not just because the Democratic
Speaker 1: Party is losing its mind. It's because the Republican Party
Speaker 1: the right. They will seek a balance. The Republican Party
Speaker 1: will seek a balance. As I've warned several times, you're
Speaker 1: going to get a fascist type on the right. You
Speaker 1: haven't yet, Oh that fascist, fascism, fascist stuff, that is
Speaker 1: all just garbage. You're going to get a fascist type
Speaker 1: on the right. You will. It's a fact why because
Speaker 1: it seeks a balance. Everything seeks a balance. If you
Speaker 1: continue to radicalize on the left, you continue that we
Speaker 1: haven't gone far enough, we haven't gone far enough, the
Speaker 1: right is going to respond in kind. That's why the
Speaker 1: Romney types are being phased out of the Republican Party,
Speaker 1: which I say is a good thing. They're either getting
Speaker 1: run out of the party in primaries, they're getting censored.
Speaker 1: These people are getting run out. It is a good thing,
Speaker 1: a very good thing. All right, what's actually happening with
Speaker 1: these das releasing Antifa Black Lives Matter types. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk to somebody about that in just a second.
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Speaker 1: system for everybody or not? I'm not so sure that
Speaker 1: we do. Joining me now as a reporter for the
Speaker 1: Post Millennial, which I would highly recommend you start reading
Speaker 1: a lot of Mia Cathell. She had an article yesterday
Speaker 1: about the ANTIFA Black Lives Matter guys. Mia, Are they
Speaker 1: all getting the book thrown at them? No, they aren't.
Speaker 1: The Justice Department who's dismissed more than one third of
Speaker 1: riot cases stemming from last summer's violent ANTIFA protests in Portland.
Speaker 1: You know, this includes phony assault of federal officers and
Speaker 1: many more dismissals are expected. What okay, Mia, I have
Speaker 1: to ask, what is the justification? Is there a public justification?
Speaker 1: Or is this all done being quietly and you just
Speaker 1: had to dig for it? Yeah, this is all just
Speaker 1: silently being dismissed. A review of federal court records found
Speaker 1: that thirty one of the ninety riot cases have been
Speaker 1: dismissed by federal prosecutors, and more than half of the
Speaker 1: drop charges were dismissed with prejudice, which means that the
Speaker 1: case is over and done with once and for all
Speaker 1: and can't be brought back to the court. And you know,
Speaker 1: several former federal prosecutors describe this decision as very rare.
Speaker 1: So this is all just kind of silent dismissal. And
Speaker 1: we're supposed to look the other way. What are what
Speaker 1: kind of charges are we talking about here? And mea,
Speaker 1: are these are these stuff they should be dismissing or
Speaker 1: are there very serious charges here? They're just blowing off? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would think that four defendants who escape prosecution and
Speaker 1: were charged with assaulting federal officers. Most American citizens would
Speaker 1: find that, you know, as a high and serious crime.
Speaker 1: But I guess today's Justice Department. All right, Mia, is
Speaker 1: this going on all over? Is this more specific to Portland?
Speaker 1: Where's this happening? This one is specific to Portland. This
Speaker 1: is a review of the local news outlet there that
Speaker 1: found this, And you know, several anonymous sources also informed
Speaker 1: this outlet that numerous more federal charters are expected to
Speaker 1: be dismissed soon, and eleven of the dismissed federal protest
Speaker 1: cases were dropped on or after the inauguration of Biden.
Speaker 1: So it's not just left the right, it's just the
Speaker 1: establishment under the Justice Department leadership. It's just the rotted
Speaker 1: out DJ. Do you what are you hearing about our DJ,
Speaker 1: because I get emails all day long that people think
Speaker 1: it is rotted out and filled of leftists and just gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, this appears to be an evidentiary issue as
Speaker 1: they're proposing. But you know, partisan decisions based on political
Speaker 1: pressure aren't new here, and the findings call into question
Speaker 1: if the Biden administration will treat the pro chump writers
Speaker 1: toy store the Capitol Building on January sixth, with the
Speaker 1: same charity. You know, while all criminals should be prosecuted
Speaker 1: to the four extent of the law, attempts to pick
Speaker 1: up and choose where justice to serve will be uncovered
Speaker 1: according to the data, and it will only get worse
Speaker 1: with Biden's doj because, as you said, the institutional rot
Speaker 1: was there before. Good grief, Maya, you're doing great work
Speaker 1: out there. Tell people they can get more of your stuff.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Jessie, Thank you Mia. The Democratic
Speaker 1: Party moving left is bad for everybody. The Department of
Speaker 1: Justice becoming weaponized for the Democratic Party is bad for everybody.
Speaker 1: The Federal Bureau of Investigation digging into every crime committed
Speaker 1: by somebody on the right and just kind of blowing
Speaker 1: off the ones on the left is bad for everybody, everybody,
Speaker 1: Jesse I told my son, we had so much fun
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. We went to the zoo
Speaker 1: and rented the elephants. We rode them all around the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: He told me he would work on the starship enterprises
Speaker 1: and see the universe. He's a Navy aircraft carrier veteran.
Speaker 1: You know, I've seen people riding the elephants all over
Speaker 1: the place in Thailand, Chris, Thailand is such a wild,
Speaker 1: wild place. We had to go there for jungle warfare
Speaker 1: training in the Marine Corps. And I've told you this before.
Speaker 1: Their their currency was called bot at least it was.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you it still is. I didn't do
Speaker 1: any research on this. Its just popped into my head.
Speaker 1: And they would drive these really old you know, there's
Speaker 1: miniature pickup trucks that you see all over the road.
Speaker 1: He's the guy always doing thirty five on the on ramp,
Speaker 1: about to get everyone murdered as you get onto the highway.
Speaker 1: Then they would drive old ones over there. It's not
Speaker 1: like they had a new, nice one. They if you
Speaker 1: had enough money, you can scrape it together. If you're
Speaker 1: in Thailand and you get one of these things, and
Speaker 1: they would put a flat bench on each side of
Speaker 1: the bed of the truck such as it is, and
Speaker 1: then some kind of covering on it. And they called
Speaker 1: it a bot bus, or at least that's what we
Speaker 1: called it. And they would drive out to base for
Speaker 1: whenever we got some time off, a day off, two
Speaker 1: days off, and they drive out to base and you
Speaker 1: load up the back of this thing with Marines, and
Speaker 1: you take off into town, into Thailand to have some fun,
Speaker 1: which I would not recommend. And look, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't care if this is offensive. You really don't ever
Speaker 1: need to go to Thailand. I understand Southeast Asia has
Speaker 1: some beautiful places, but this was in my young wild days,
Speaker 1: and I knew at the time. It's not like I
Speaker 1: came to this realization later. I knew at the time
Speaker 1: this is an evil place. This is not this is
Speaker 1: not a good place. I I young wild Jesse. I
Speaker 1: wanted to leave. This is a bad place. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so we take the time. We take the bot bus
Speaker 1: into town and people would just straight out of the movies.
Speaker 1: Whole families of five would drive by us on dirt bikes.
Speaker 1: You'd have the kids no helmets, sitting on the handle bars.
Speaker 1: It was just the craziest place. And elephants. People were
Speaker 1: riding elephants everywhere. It was like you got teleported into
Speaker 1: an Indiana Jones movie. What, Chris, how much was the
Speaker 1: bot bus? Oh well, we were all young and poor,
Speaker 1: so it could not have been very much money. Everything
Speaker 1: everything was dirt cheap over there. I think we worked
Speaker 1: it out that we were paying like fifty cents of beer.
Speaker 1: When we were out in town. It was that now,
Speaker 1: it was the It was no, Chris, no you're not going. No,
Speaker 1: there are more, there's more to life and saving money, Chris, please,
Speaker 1: it's not a good place. And believe me, it was
Speaker 1: fifty cents worth of beer. It was the Thai National Beer. Oh,
Speaker 1: I forget which one it's called. I'll try to look
Speaker 1: it up for you during the so I can remember it.
Speaker 1: Not that it matters, but it was wretched, I mean,
Speaker 1: not good. And that was This is back when. I mean, remember,
Speaker 1: I'm white trash. I grew up drinking Keystone Light and
Speaker 1: was very happy about it. I grew up drinking I
Speaker 1: sho still drink Keystone Light on occasion, but it was
Speaker 1: very happy about it and my taste in beer. So
Speaker 1: that's where it was back then. And then even I
Speaker 1: was drinking it as a marine who drank Keystone Light.
Speaker 1: I'm drinking the beer thinking, oh, this is horrible. I
Speaker 1: realized after six or seven you don't taste it anymore, Chris.
Speaker 1: But you have to get to six or seven first.
Speaker 1: And it's such an insane place. I remember we were
Speaker 1: in this one bar one night and the bartender. We
Speaker 1: got to know him really well. He offered us a
Speaker 1: grenade launcher. I'm not making that story up. He actually
Speaker 1: pulled up a straight out of the movies. Yes for money, Chris,
Speaker 1: Yes for money. He opens up a compartment in the
Speaker 1: floor and shows us the grenade launcher he has right
Speaker 1: there with ammunition, and we're, ah, well, okay, how much
Speaker 1: is it? No quit and no, I don't remember how
Speaker 1: much it was, Chris, We weren't doing it. Oh here's one.
Speaker 1: Remember our trade school talk. If you get into the
Speaker 1: elevator mechanic trade at eighteen, they will train you and
Speaker 1: you'll be making one hundred thousand dollars after four years,
Speaker 1: with four benefits and a pension, no out of pocket
Speaker 1: tooling costs. It's the highest paid trade in the country,
Speaker 1: and most good mechanics will make two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a year plus with overtime. How much is little Aiden
Speaker 1: making after he graduates college in your seventy five thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in debt? Or he is the trades? Teach your
Speaker 1: kids about the trades. Fifty percent of Americans say Biden
Speaker 1: is not physically, comma mentally fit for the presidency. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it's March tenth that Chris. Do I have that right?
Speaker 1: It says March tenth. This information was known. This information
Speaker 1: was known. That Biden has a brain that has turned
Speaker 1: into cottage cheese is not some kind of new revelation.
Speaker 1: I am sorry if I don't sound sympathetic. If you
Speaker 1: can't bring yourself to do five seconds of research before
Speaker 1: the election, man, I don't feel bad for you at all.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna get through a couple of more emails.
Speaker 1: Taken is something. There's a podcast, Get it on demand
Speaker 1: wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. Wake up
Speaker 1: and text, Text and eat, Text and catch the bus,
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Speaker 1: on their phone the whole time. Text and listen to them,
Speaker 1: complain that you're on your phone the whole time. Text
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Speaker 1: A prices work. Look, I don't think we need to
Speaker 1: sit here and put new labels on what we have
Speaker 1: already conveyed is challenging what we have conveyed as a
Speaker 1: top priority for the President, what our policy teams are
Speaker 1: working on every single day. Obviously there was a trip
Speaker 1: to the border this weekend. They are working over the
Speaker 1: course of every day since then on putting in place
Speaker 1: policies that can help address what we're seeing and help
Speaker 1: ensure that we are keeping these kids safe and moving
Speaker 1: them as quickly as possible from border patrol facilities to
Speaker 1: shelters where they can have access to educational resources, health resources,
Speaker 1: is mental health resources, legal aid, etc. Oh Oh, that's
Speaker 1: the priority. I love that they're being asked about the
Speaker 1: crisis at the border. Oh, well, we're trying to get
Speaker 1: them medical attention, in education and legal protection. That's why
Speaker 1: you have a crisis at the border. Idiot, you're saying
Speaker 1: that nationally, they're down south, they're in Central America watching
Speaker 1: the Press Secretary for the President of the United States
Speaker 1: of America say we're doing everything we can to get
Speaker 1: them food, shelter, take care of you, So that's why
Speaker 1: they're coming. I was talking earlier this week about how
Speaker 1: I believe I've always believed this that military training programs,
Speaker 1: military prep programs are something I believe in strong only
Speaker 1: for youth who are getting themselves into trouble, for young
Speaker 1: men who are getting themselves in trouble with the law,
Speaker 1: who aren't yet gone. And I'm never here to say
Speaker 1: anybody's not redeemable, because I'm not redeemable. But once you
Speaker 1: get to on a point where you're an adult, you
Speaker 1: are what you are. People do change, but you are
Speaker 1: what you are. For the most part. Kids I still
Speaker 1: believed could be saved, and I got this email about that. Jesse.
Speaker 1: We appreciate your show and always listen and learn. On
Speaker 1: Monday's show, you mentioned a military style school in Dylan, Montana.
Speaker 1: We have Montana Youth Challenge Academy, excellent teachers and leadership.
Speaker 1: For some students, it's their last chance opportunity to get
Speaker 1: through school and generously prepares them for the real world
Speaker 1: and making good decisions. One issue we have in Montana.
Speaker 1: It appears there is an issue between Native Americans leaving
Speaker 1: the reservation and going the way of the white man
Speaker 1: versus staying that causes guilt, an internal conflict. In my opinion,
Speaker 1: the emotional challenges is faced by younger Native American generation
Speaker 1: appears to alter their decision making in a negative way. Sincerely,
Speaker 1: and I can't read her name because she didn't tell
Speaker 1: me to listen to me listen. Well, this is not
Speaker 1: unique to the Indians. This is obviously Indian reservations struggle
Speaker 1: with is all over country. But whenever there's any nation
Speaker 1: that has a minority community and the minority community, it's
Speaker 1: not unusual for the minority community to circle the wagons
Speaker 1: and stay together because there's safety in staying together. But
Speaker 1: there are negatives that come with that too. If you're
Speaker 1: somebody who wants to get out, if you're somebody who
Speaker 1: wants to achieve certain levels of success, then you're looked
Speaker 1: at as some kind of trader. Black friends I have
Speaker 1: say this about their community all the time, of if
Speaker 1: you want to make it in the corporate world, you
Speaker 1: have to walk, talk, and act a certain way. And
Speaker 1: one of my buddies, he's a lawyer. He's a very
Speaker 1: good lawyer. And he says, honestly, the most brutal he's
Speaker 1: ever been treated in his life is by family and
Speaker 1: friends when he'll go home for family events because he
Speaker 1: obviously talks like a high powered lawyer. Now he charges
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars an hour. I realize there are more
Speaker 1: expensive lawyers out there, but that is the dude's doing fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's doing fine. I love the guy who
Speaker 1: makes me laugh. But that's not the story. But he said,
Speaker 1: he goes back home and they treat him like crap.
Speaker 1: They treat him like crap because of how he talks,
Speaker 1: not that he's a success, he said, it's not that.
Speaker 1: It's because of how he talks. That is a heartbreaking thing.
Speaker 1: But it's also the history of the world. It's not
Speaker 1: unique to America. It's not unique to Indians, black people,
Speaker 1: white people, Mexicans, Asians. That the history of the world
Speaker 1: is a community that is a minority community and whatever
Speaker 1: nation they're in, getting really close together because they feel
Speaker 1: like they have to join lock arms, you know, for protection,
Speaker 1: because people want to do that. But then when someone
Speaker 1: tries to do what they view is breaking away or leaving,
Speaker 1: really really getting treated poorly by the people they love.
Speaker 1: And it sucks. But it's also not unique. And yes,
Speaker 1: I grew up in Montana. I saw that going on
Speaker 1: with the tribes. This is a constant struggle, consistent trouble
Speaker 1: for the tribes across the United States because we did
Speaker 1: do this thing where we set up a reservation where yes,
Speaker 1: you can you keep your way of life, that's how
Speaker 1: it was sold type thing. But if you're on that reservation, reservations,
Speaker 1: I mean, we're actually we can't talk about this. I
Speaker 1: talk about it all the times. I don't care about
Speaker 1: offending people. Oftentimes, reservations are dumps, absolute dumps. Horrible poverty,
Speaker 1: horrible alcoholism that just does not eight places. And they're
Speaker 1: just like anybody else. You're coming up in that environment,
Speaker 1: it's perfectly natural to want to get out, to want
Speaker 1: to get out. I don't want to stay here. I
Speaker 1: want to go out and do something else with my life.
Speaker 1: And yeah, same thing. Like always, they get treated like
Speaker 1: crap a lot of the time for wanting to get out,
Speaker 1: and that sucks. And also there's a there's a crab
Speaker 1: in the bucket mentality to all of us that's in
Speaker 1: there somewhere. You just have to fight against that. I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone else getting out doing what I couldn't do.
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Speaker 1: your grandpa right now, quit looking at me like that, Chris.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this stuff works. If I sound
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