Speaker 1: It's nine O Gene onegen with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 1: I mean, when would I ever get to play the
Speaker 1: last woman on Earth? Acceptable we have so much time?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so mad we had to watch it on
Speaker 2: DVD because why is it not on streaming?
Speaker 1: It's got to be a music thing, right, Donna gets
Speaker 1: to like look fire in this episode, and.
Speaker 2: Like dancing was amazing.
Speaker 1: Break a Match.
Speaker 2: And I do not blame Joe for being real mad
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: What Okay, we'll get to that very I was doing
Speaker 1: a job playing a character.
Speaker 2: The DVD just did not because I watched the DVD
Speaker 2: on like a tiny little screen and it just does
Speaker 2: not do it justice. Oh my gosh, kind of mad
Speaker 2: about it? Okay, you remember doing it?
Speaker 1: Oh? I can see it right now in my head.
Speaker 1: Is like my greatest day ever? You kidding? Like for
Speaker 1: someone who's such, I would say, an introverted extrovert like this,
Speaker 1: I was living my best life? Is donatory there?
Speaker 2: It's really good. All right, give the background of the
Speaker 2: episode and then.
Speaker 1: We'll pay it. We're talking about season six, episode twenty seven,
Speaker 1: Strike the Match. It aired on April tenth, nineteen ninety six. Synopsis.
Speaker 1: Tara Tara Marx has overstayed her welcome Dug, causing Claire
Speaker 1: to move out and play house with Steve. Meanwhile, a
Speaker 1: nasty little note left on Valerie's car causes chaos and
Speaker 1: a fifth fight at the Peapad breaks out. Joe gets
Speaker 1: a little jelly Jelly not talking jam here when David
Speaker 1: convinces Donna to start in a music video for Powerman
Speaker 1: five thousand and Kelly gets a single white female feeling
Speaker 1: when Tara Tara comes home with a little bit of
Speaker 1: Kelly's pizzazz. Here a blonde bob after a day at
Speaker 1: the salon. Director James Darren, writer Steve Wasserman. I don't
Speaker 1: remember exactly James Saren as in James Darren, the movie actor, the.
Speaker 2: Old timing actor. Yeah, I don't know, but we're really
Speaker 2: getting the full Tara Tara here. Like the gun she
Speaker 2: has a gun. Okay, There's so many storylines, which one
Speaker 2: do we want to start with? Maybe Steve and Claire
Speaker 2: because that was sort of the weird one for me.
Speaker 1: There's kind of four storylines here in this one, not
Speaker 1: three like typical.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, Tara Tara, which kind of goes
Speaker 2: over to Colin and Valerie Ish. Then there's the music video,
Speaker 2: and then there's the Brandon and the Job.
Speaker 1: Would you say yeah, brand in the Job and Susan
Speaker 1: and the non Ultimatum?
Speaker 2: Yes, which one do you want to start with?
Speaker 1: Oh, let's let's choose. Let's get it over with first.
Speaker 1: The one we're least interested in. Stephen Claire, Yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 2: It's like he was acting so weird, Like Steve was
Speaker 2: just like what was like? First of all, if I
Speaker 2: read that, like the script, I'd be like, who is
Speaker 2: this guy? Like, suddenly he's just calling her honey every
Speaker 2: five seconds and I'm going to cater to your every whim.
Speaker 2: So she's staying for like a few days, and it's
Speaker 2: not like she doesn't stay there. Does she never stay there?
Speaker 1: It was bizarre. I watched this episode with my seventeen
Speaker 1: year old Liam and he was like a lot of it.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh my god, this sounds just like
Speaker 1: Iron And then it got to that scene where he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't even want you to lift a finger yes,
Speaker 1: and he was like ew gross, he goes people don't
Speaker 1: talk like that, not at that age. I was like gross.
Speaker 2: But it was just a little and then I mean,
Speaker 2: they were kind of making fun of him for being
Speaker 2: like a house husband, and he's like, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: It was almost like they were trying so hard to
Speaker 2: get to this plot point of the of the scarf
Speaker 2: being ruined. Honey, I'm gonna do some laundry. Do you
Speaker 2: want me to do any Yeah? It's on the chair.
Speaker 2: Like it's just like, who.
Speaker 1: Are these people? Like Steve doesn't do laundry, let's be real, right, So.
Speaker 2: He's happy to have her there, but he's not gonna
Speaker 2: suddenly be like this different person just so weird. Like
Speaker 2: and then it was like, are we trying to make
Speaker 2: them happen? That's what I felt like, Okay, so now
Speaker 2: we're gonna ruin the scarf, She's gonna be all sad
Speaker 2: and mad, but then she's gonna forgive him, and then
Speaker 2: like are we I just feel like they're trying so
Speaker 2: hard to make them happen.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. There's there's something about
Speaker 1: them I like. And I am hesitant to use the
Speaker 1: word chemistry because I don't feel like it's a sexual chemistry,
Speaker 1: but I like seeing them together and playoff of each other.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's their comedic banter. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I like each of them as characters, right,
Speaker 2: Like we obviously love Steve Sanders, and I'm I'm good
Speaker 2: with Claire. Maybe we just like them because we like
Speaker 2: them individually, but together it's just like it's just such
Speaker 2: a nothing burger, do you know what I mean? It's
Speaker 2: just like it is, and this whole storyline is just ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Although I feel terrible for her with the scarf, but
Speaker 2: also don't leave the scarf on the chair and then
Speaker 2: say to do the longer like it was just like
Speaker 2: and also I don't know that the washing machine would
Speaker 2: have it would have maybe shrunk the scarf. I don't
Speaker 2: know that it would have like torn the hole.
Speaker 1: In the scarf.
Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, it was hashtag trying too hard on
Speaker 2: this storyline.
Speaker 1: They played house just for scarf and wampum and yeah
Speaker 1: fine and everything, so okay, yeah, it's just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't care. They both are cute.
Speaker 2: It just was kind of too syrupy sweet the way
Speaker 2: they were acting with each other, and like, I just
Speaker 2: don't know the whole point of it. I guess the
Speaker 2: point of it was they're a couple where they're really
Speaker 2: in love. I think they're just trying hard to make
Speaker 2: them a thing.
Speaker 1: How much longer are they together?
Speaker 2: I don't think that much longer, right, Like, okay, like
Speaker 2: next season is not them together?
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, Sarah cramming in in Okay, Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think my gosh, she.
Speaker 2: Would go to the second sort of nothing Burger storyline. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that to me is Brandon and Susan. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: was getting Lauren Conrad didn't go to Paris vibes Like
Speaker 2: literally to me, I'm like, is that where they thought
Speaker 2: of that? Because why would he not take that? Obviously
Speaker 2: he's going to take that job. Why would he not
Speaker 2: take that job?
Speaker 1: Like, and it's a summer trip. I mean, she says
Speaker 1: she's not giving an ultimatum. She's giving an ultimatum. She
Speaker 1: really willing to put all who cares like do the
Speaker 1: right thing. She Here's the thing. I think Susan is
Speaker 1: so driven that if this was reversed.
Speaker 2: Totally, he would do it one hundred percent, And she
Speaker 2: should have said, no, take the job, I'll go to
Speaker 2: Boston with you, or like, let's go on a road
Speaker 2: trip to Boston and then I'll fly home. Like it's
Speaker 2: just like what it's Lauren Conrad didn't go to Paris,
Speaker 2: I mean, and it's just never they're never going to
Speaker 2: work out, just like Lauren Conrad didn't work out with
Speaker 2: Jason Waller. Like it's just like, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2: You're twenty one years old. You're obviously going to take
Speaker 2: this internship because Brandon is so driven, he's not going
Speaker 2: to give that up.
Speaker 1: It's just like no, and that's what she likes about him,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I just I was bored. I have
Speaker 1: to admit I fast forward a little bit through their
Speaker 1: storyline because I just like it was just Susan looks cute.
Speaker 1: But other than that, I was really over this. You
Speaker 1: know what I don't like the when Brandon does that
Speaker 1: Brandon thing where he like it's stone cold, no emotion,
Speaker 1: doesn't look you in the eye.
Speaker 2: Is that when you mean when he's sort of doing
Speaker 2: the red herring or the ruse, like, oh, I already
Speaker 2: turned it down, Like that.
Speaker 1: Part now when he's looking at when he's doing his computer,
Speaker 1: when he's looking at his book, when he does he's
Speaker 1: done this with Kelly, He's done it with val. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I like, I don't like that part of Brandon,
Speaker 1: because I feel like Brandon's a good person. He doesn't
Speaker 1: just shut it down and have like no emotion like
Speaker 1: a robot. It doesn't feel like it's in him. And
Speaker 1: then when he does stuff like that and just like
Speaker 1: I don't know, it bothers me.
Speaker 2: Fair How about guy from Desperate Housewives being the job interviewer?
Speaker 2: So that guy, Here's what happened. I was It's on
Speaker 2: the DVDs. So I was like moving around my room
Speaker 2: and I heard his voice and I'm like, I know
Speaker 2: that guy's voice, you know. I looked away for five
Speaker 2: seconds and then I'm like, oh, it's a dude from
Speaker 2: Desperate Housewives. O Stephen Cole, Yeah, yeah, that's him.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, it was Marsha Cross's husband. Oh wow.
Speaker 2: See I'm not as chriss I think I am. My
Speaker 2: memory still good.
Speaker 1: Call. Yeah, he was a little younger there, which I understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is what must have been like, you
Speaker 2: know some of his like early work eight years later.
Speaker 2: So this was ninety six, right, and Desperate Housewives started
Speaker 2: in two thousand and four, which is so weird. The
Speaker 2: Desperate Housewives is not that far after nine oh two and.
Speaker 1: Oh ended, it felt like it was though.
Speaker 2: It was twenty years to know me too, all right,
Speaker 2: So anyway, that just gave Lauren Conrad didn't go to
Speaker 2: Paris vibes for me, and I was like, dude, but whatever,
Speaker 2: we'll see what happened.
Speaker 1: Do you think that was even on the radar though.
Speaker 2: Which that he wasn't going to go to parents? I mean,
Speaker 2: he wasn't going to go to Boston.
Speaker 1: We refresh my memory of timeline of oh no.
Speaker 2: Lauren Connor's way later, like I feel did they steal
Speaker 2: it from this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh okay, interesting, I don't know, it's been done
Speaker 1: in every TV show. It's like Sex and the City,
Speaker 1: like it's everyone does this.
Speaker 2: Let's now come to your story.
Speaker 1: Oh thank god, which is iconic?
Speaker 2: Are you give your vibes first of the whole line?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I I love as if you're like watching
Speaker 1: David and Donna. I'm so glad they're working together again.
Speaker 1: I feel like, not just are they like a great couple,
Speaker 1: but they have always like since the beginning, even in
Speaker 1: high school, you know, they were DJs together. They when
Speaker 1: you know at school they would they would do like
Speaker 1: the open mic thing and play characters and creatively they
Speaker 1: always like really meshed. So it's nice to see like
Speaker 1: that that's that back in we're going back in that
Speaker 1: way creatively, that they work well together. So I was
Speaker 1: happy to see that.
Speaker 2: Do you think that it's inappropriate or unfair to Joe that?
Speaker 2: And because you can sense he's feeling it that you're
Speaker 2: working with X No, Like, do you think Joe has
Speaker 2: any right to sort of feel a little he seems
Speaker 2: a little butt hurt? And I I and do you
Speaker 2: think it's that it's working with David or do you
Speaker 2: think it's like the sexy video vixen thing.
Speaker 1: I honestly, I got to say, as Tory, Donna, Donna Tory,
Speaker 1: I felt like, no, it wasn't about David. I feel
Speaker 1: like he's with David all the time. He knows their history,
Speaker 1: he knows, like you know, they were first loves like
Speaker 1: this wee I've moved on many times since I thought
Speaker 1: it was the sexy vibe and it really actually was
Speaker 1: triggering for me as Donna, because that's how Ray would
Speaker 1: act if I addressed too sexy or wore bikini.
Speaker 2: Interesting. Oh that's I didn't think of that.
Speaker 1: I didn't think so I started to get triggered. When
Speaker 1: Joe was responding to like that outfit, I was like,
Speaker 1: it made me feel like Ray all over again.
Speaker 2: Oh whoa, that's such a that's so interesting. No, that's
Speaker 2: good because I don't think Ray and Joe are anything alike,
Speaker 2: and Joe's such a good guy. But I do understand,
Speaker 2: like I can understand a little bit why he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, because I don't know, like it's donna ish
Speaker 2: but not donna ish to be up there.
Speaker 1: It's definitely Donna from Dylan's dream sequence.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah on the Fool Table when
Speaker 2: you kiss, when you got to kiss Luke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that was yeah flashback.
Speaker 2: They like to sort of do that.
Speaker 1: They I'm sure I had like so much weight I
Speaker 1: could weigh in on this so heavily as if I
Speaker 1: didn't pick that outfit. Come on, it's good.
Speaker 2: Okay. So the storyline's a little funky, right because first
Speaker 2: Joe doesn't like the music, which I get.
Speaker 1: The music was not good.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm like, why is this not on? Just
Speaker 2: replace the music and put it on streaming?
Speaker 1: But whatever, I know, where are they now? Power Man
Speaker 1: five thousand?
Speaker 2: I thought they were created for this I didn't noticed
Speaker 2: the band that could have been any actors for me.
Speaker 2: It's like that could have been just a pretend band
Speaker 2: for me, I know. Anyway, So we have the dorm
Speaker 2: room scene, which I thought was a little weird where
Speaker 2: you're like trying to create the video and then you
Speaker 2: get into a fight and storm out and then oh
Speaker 2: all then ah that's the idea, and then all is
Speaker 2: right in the world.
Speaker 1: Like it was just like, you're mean, rude, and you're
Speaker 1: the last person on earth they want to work with
Speaker 1: or be with.
Speaker 2: R that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I was like, oh god, but.
Speaker 2: But he was being a little mean and rude.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: He was I like when they bicker though, because then
Speaker 1: to me, when I'm watching it, knowing what ultimately happens,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, there's their cute anter the Bickerson's like
Speaker 1: when they're going to go on and get married and
Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then the fight with Colin was just like, come on, like,
Speaker 2: what guy that's out on bail? First of all, when
Speaker 2: he called him him ex felon, I'm like, he's not
Speaker 2: an ex felon. That's when I fellen out on bail.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask you this because I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: has he been a felon before? Is there? Because he's
Speaker 1: out on bail, He's going to go to jail.
Speaker 2: Correct, he's just waiting for his trial. He's out on bail.
Speaker 1: He's not X. He's a Curtrent felon.
Speaker 2: He's not a convicted felon. He's an accused felon. I
Speaker 2: guess because he hasn't had his trial yet, so.
Speaker 1: He should have taken the X down just said felon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that scene had so much testosterone though, because if
Speaker 1: I heard the word man or brother bro one more time,
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, you're a callin.
Speaker 2: Why would you fight anybody and get arrested again?
Speaker 1: Or someone that much taller than you? Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Just so.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous, Right, what's he doing there anyway?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, why is he there?
Speaker 2: You don't know? I guess because his girlfriend is Bell
Speaker 2: and like he's feeling his painting. He was like going
Speaker 2: all over the walls, just feeling it. And it's just like,
Speaker 2: first of all, why would David key the car? Yeah,
Speaker 2: using Kelly maybe, but like why would David do it?
Speaker 1: I mean because she says hate hate hate.
Speaker 2: She hates her, but David I get I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just that seems so bizarre.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that whole thing because Colin Colan feels
Speaker 1: like he stole Valerie from David. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know either.
Speaker 2: It's just like, ah, so, so do you think Joe? Okay,
Speaker 2: So let's get back to this. Should Joe have walked
Speaker 2: out of the video shoot?
Speaker 1: No, it's a d move, like one she's working. No,
Speaker 1: And I've had this happen, but not with a good
Speaker 1: boyfriend like Joe. I remember doing the Sassy photo shoot
Speaker 1: and cover photo shoot.
Speaker 2: Like Sassy magazine.
Speaker 1: Sassy Magazine, your memory.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that magazine until.
Speaker 1: Run and my you know, the bad ex that I
Speaker 1: talk about dating him at the time when he came
Speaker 1: to the set to watch and was upset about some
Speaker 1: things with us, and I was like, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to get it together to I have to take my
Speaker 1: photos and I remember him walking out and that just
Speaker 1: was like so devastating to try to work and manage
Speaker 1: that at the same time. So that triggered me. When
Speaker 1: I saw that, I was like, Joe, come on, your
Speaker 1: heart's okay now, man.
Speaker 2: Like chill like kind of maybe just a little bit
Speaker 2: of chill, like it's just a character in a video.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I mean David is a little like sexiness.
Speaker 1: We know you got it. I mean, Joe didn't hear
Speaker 1: this part, but I feel like you can see David
Speaker 1: starting to flirt with Donna again.
Speaker 2: David is qualified to direct a full fledged music video.
Speaker 2: And also, where'd they get the budget?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what, maybe they got the
Speaker 1: budget from Territar's non existent bank account that she can
Speaker 1: send florals and buy Croissance. I know.
Speaker 2: Let's okay, let's move over to that story.
Speaker 1: Okay. Cool.
Speaker 2: So first of all, do we think that Clare and
Speaker 2: Donna are right in that they don't want her to
Speaker 2: like live there?
Speaker 1: Oh the me and me wants and Donna's me be like,
Speaker 1: oh it's okay, I feel bad, I feel guilty, but
Speaker 1: they're not wrong.
Speaker 2: No, when they get weird vibes from her, And also
Speaker 2: like it is I think back in the day in college,
Speaker 2: like if sudden suddenly you just have like someone crashing
Speaker 2: there all the.
Speaker 1: Time, where's she's sleeping exactly.
Speaker 2: In the living room, Okay, and like they're like I
Speaker 2: get it. Like in college. They're paying the bills and
Speaker 2: she's sleeping there and there's only one bathroom? Is there
Speaker 2: only one bathroom? Where there? I feel like they do
Speaker 2: they share one bathroom, or they are.
Speaker 1: Two bathrooms, or there's one bathroom, but there's one bathroom
Speaker 1: too weird. But where they're not blow uptresses back then.
Speaker 2: I don't know, they probably don't have one. And like
Speaker 2: she is, they don't know her. It's not like you know,
Speaker 2: a friend of theirs per se. She is from rehab,
Speaker 2: from the streets. They know nothing about her. I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it, and Kelly gets it too, becau it's
Speaker 2: kind of interesting how she suddenly says how's it going
Speaker 2: looking for the place, and then Tara is all mad
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: At least we finally yet a little backstory on Tara well.
Speaker 2: And we're just realizing she's unwell. And now everyone's realizing it,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like we it's that
Speaker 2: old thing where we knew about the flowers.
Speaker 1: In such a nine O two and oh way.
Speaker 2: It was just.
Speaker 1: When things like she pulls out the gun or she
Speaker 1: has a look, and then they end it with like
Speaker 1: t true true. It's like psycho music. You're like, okay,
Speaker 1: So it's like, hey, guys, in case you didn't get
Speaker 1: it in the writing of the script, in the acting,
Speaker 1: or in the visual of saying she has a gun,
Speaker 1: We're gonna put some music in and just beat a
Speaker 1: dead horse over the head. Got it? Now? It's wild
Speaker 1: that music bras oh, like who was like, oh wait, wait,
Speaker 1: we got to add dramatic effect here. The audience might
Speaker 1: not understand what's going on.
Speaker 2: Well, I need his psycho music because it was and
Speaker 2: it was long. And also like, I feel like why
Speaker 2: they're filling every one of these episodes in this season
Speaker 2: or the second half of this season. By the way, Like,
Speaker 2: was Ray in the beginning of this season, Like, how
Speaker 2: doesn't that feel like a thousand years.
Speaker 1: Ago, many many seasons ago?
Speaker 2: Did they erase him from the opening credits too? Was
Speaker 2: Dylan in the opening of this season?
Speaker 1: He must have been, Oh my gosh, yeah it was
Speaker 1: this season.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's crazy, that's great, right, yeah, Like that's just crazy,
Speaker 2: and that they just keep plucking people out of the
Speaker 2: opening credits. But anyway, Ray's return is coming soon.
Speaker 3: But oh god, I hate that's really really I'm not
Speaker 3: it's just a little ridiculous, So they are really pounding
Speaker 3: us over the head.
Speaker 2: I am wondering and at this I can't remember if
Speaker 2: we ever acknowledge that she's the reason the doctor and
Speaker 2: the flowers or do we just like learn she's crazy
Speaker 2: and then she tries to kill everybody. But we'll get
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I wonder, well, since we now know he never
Speaker 1: comes back, I bet it never comes out. I don't
Speaker 1: even know he should have come back.
Speaker 2: Gree So she goes into the room, steals the car, key,
Speaker 2: steals the car, drives it over. How does she know
Speaker 2: where they live? First of all, because it was at
Speaker 2: Colin's apartment? How does she know where that is?
Speaker 1: She's followed them before.
Speaker 2: And I'm but there's so many plot holes, like how
Speaker 2: does she know where Colin lives? To key the car?
Speaker 2: Why would she key it with that? It's just like whatever,
Speaker 2: she's so, oh.
Speaker 1: Do you believe her story? And group? Do you believe
Speaker 1: that that's how it went down? Her parents just now
Speaker 1: I don't believe anything about her. Like imagine parents just
Speaker 1: being like, Wow, you're really bad off, You're a real
Speaker 1: bad addict, and we're just gonna like ditch you and
Speaker 1: don't find us again. No, no parents.
Speaker 2: I don't believe anything she says, and I don't think
Speaker 2: we're supposed to. I think we're literally supposed to think
Speaker 2: she's super Unwell.
Speaker 1: How did they let her out? Like she's that good
Speaker 1: that she was released? Like she says Peter SINAI sorry?
Speaker 2: Also, who paid for that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Like that was not a free rehab? That's not free?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? Are we going to find out her parents have
Speaker 1: money at some point?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I think she just implodes real fast now, But I mean,
Speaker 2: she's just It's just the haircut is totally bizarre. Why
Speaker 2: would the hairstylist even do that? Like, really and truly,
Speaker 2: why would the hairstyleist do that. He's so tight with
Speaker 2: Kelly and he's friends with her, and she gets him
Speaker 2: in and then he's like, yeah, you know what, I'll
Speaker 2: give this person the exact same haircut. It's like so
Speaker 2: weird and diet right.
Speaker 1: I guess I was trying my best to go along
Speaker 1: with like when people are like, oh, I want the
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston, do the Rachel do you know?
Speaker 2: Like it was Jeanne Ranison didn't call Chris McMillan and
Speaker 2: make the.
Speaker 1: Appointment that you know that you're aware.
Speaker 2: Probably we know her hairstylist like the tip of our
Speaker 2: tongue or like was was Ray in this season that
Speaker 2: but we can name Jennifer Anderson's hairstylists right of course.
Speaker 1: But it's just and Kelly saying pizzazz. And it's just
Speaker 1: you know, because you me and jen talk about it's
Speaker 1: not our favor hairstyle of Kelly's. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you to my hairstylist. He's going
Speaker 1: to add some pizzazz. I'd be like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: find a new hairstylist for you, like just saying not good.
Speaker 2: But also the gun. Where did she get a gun?
Speaker 2: Why did that guy keep a suitcase in his Was
Speaker 2: that like a consignment store?
Speaker 1: That's what I thought? Yeah, and she.
Speaker 2: Slept in it like it's just like and then until
Speaker 2: I did drugs, Like it.
Speaker 1: Was just like and Bernie kicked me out right.
Speaker 2: But we're stayed friends.
Speaker 1: What we stayed friends? He held on to my gun.
Speaker 2: And suddenly she's a potographer.
Speaker 1: This is going to come into play I soon.
Speaker 2: It's play somehow, but I just remember this, I remember her.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of this. This is all crazy,
Speaker 2: and we have four storylines going at the same time
Speaker 2: that are totally disjointed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe the two.
Speaker 2: Have some crossover with the fight and the accusing. So
Speaker 2: Val accuses Kelly of king the car. I see why
Speaker 2: you hate her or whatever. I see why you hate them.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I loved Do you want to take
Speaker 1: it outside? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, twice twice do you want to take it outside?
Speaker 2: Also sort of an old timey.
Speaker 4: It's just oh that being said, very entertaining to watch
Speaker 4: it was it was?
Speaker 1: It was, yeah, it it was all over the place.
Speaker 1: It was messy with the place.
Speaker 2: And like everyone's acting out of character, except except for
Speaker 2: maybe Brandon, but like Steve's acting a weirdo, really weird.
Speaker 2: Claire is pretty claierish, She's pretty claiish, She's pretty steady. Joe,
Speaker 2: I feel like Joe Loves Donna, which makes me think
Speaker 2: of that birda.
Speaker 1: I wonder where that bird is because you know, they
Speaker 1: live to be like one hundred and something. You have
Speaker 1: to will them.
Speaker 2: I think birds can live to be eighty really lived.
Speaker 1: There you go, so that bird is alive. If anyone
Speaker 1: knows where the bird from Joe Loves Donna is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if you get a bird in your in
Speaker 2: your sixties, you're gonna need to figure out who's going
Speaker 2: to take care of that bird. It's probably gonna outlive you.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow. And you can't let a bird. This is
Speaker 2: a terrible pita. It's gonna call me. But you can't
Speaker 2: let a bird go, can you? No, like a pet
Speaker 2: bird that can't go back to the wild.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like sometimes I'll randomly see, like in
Speaker 1: suburban areas, like parrots in the trees, and you know,
Speaker 1: like somebody loved that bird.
Speaker 4: Go.
Speaker 2: Caging a bird.
Speaker 1: Is like not good, No, it needs to fly right. Oh. Interesting?
Speaker 1: But like at resorts at Zoos, well they have like
Speaker 1: a big aviary, but caging a dolphin, I don't like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So overall this episode is very messy, very out of
Speaker 2: context in a lot of ways, very out of character.
Speaker 2: Yet still a solid nine for me.
Speaker 1: But how I did not think you'd go that high.
Speaker 2: Because it's just entertaining, very annoying to watch on my DVD.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie though, like annoying.
Speaker 1: I have. I have the dailies no oh from the
Speaker 1: music video, like the outtakes.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it.
Speaker 1: Got like runch you know, big as was like Aaron
Speaker 1: Spelling was like, nope, dial it back, not putting all
Speaker 1: that out there.
Speaker 2: Because it was pretty pretty provocative as is. And you
Speaker 2: got moves, really good dancing.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, my am flexible, my flying splits. I
Speaker 1: think I actually this might have been the first place
Speaker 1: they were seen somewhere on that car. Yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Pete Farow he sent me this episode and
Speaker 1: he has the dailies.
Speaker 2: So and you were right about James Darren.
Speaker 1: I thought I worked with him, you did, You were right?
Speaker 2: It was he. What was he? Oh he was from Gidget?
Speaker 1: Didgit Gidget?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And he just passed away like not
Speaker 2: just a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: Oh they were talking about it's all coming back to me.
Speaker 1: And he was a lovely man, super amazing and wow,
Speaker 1: in front of James Darren, the iconic actor legend, I
Speaker 1: was gyrating on the hood of a car.
Speaker 2: So cool you on the stage. I think I must
Speaker 2: have like just been so enamored that I didn't. I
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, Tory can really move, Tory can grew.
Speaker 1: Parently five thousand. We are told it's still making music.
Speaker 1: They released an album this year called Abandoned Ship.
Speaker 2: Wow, they're kind of hard rock for me. Joe and
Speaker 2: I see, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so square.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that she said square. Maybe Gidget wrote
Speaker 2: that because gidgetit guy because I was a very gidgety word.
Speaker 1: So when I just looked him up, it looks like
Speaker 1: he co wrote other episodes of Nino two and zero.
Speaker 1: Besides directing, probably good for him, So maybe, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he tweaked the square too.
Speaker 1: And Bernie. Did you know? Bernie was best known for
Speaker 1: his role in Home Alone.
Speaker 2: Bernie had no Way. Wow, I got a good trivia
Speaker 2: Sarah Goosa. He played Bernie, the consignment store owner friend
Speaker 2: of Sarah. Stephen colp. We've got a lot of little
Speaker 2: things in the lot. Yeah, we still got a sexual
Speaker 2: innuendo from Steve and Claire that was dirty. Do you
Speaker 2: remember that when they switched it out? There's a line
Speaker 2: there it was really dirty.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I can't remember it, but everybody can go back and
Speaker 2: watch that scene.
Speaker 1: And then she says, I'd rather you poke me and
Speaker 1: poked me in the eye. That one when he says
Speaker 1: gross things like that, I just zone out. I can't
Speaker 1: I can't not coming from him. I can't take it seriously,
Speaker 1: makes you want to puke in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Like it's a good episode, it's a mess.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it. I'm going to give it an
Speaker 1: eight point five because it brought out my inner rock.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was a little emo too. It was
Speaker 2: ahead of its time on the emo.
Speaker 1: Thing, definitely, like, yeah, she had like spikes around her
Speaker 1: neck and patten leather and fishnets and I yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like there was another outfit too. So I think
Speaker 1: I'd mentioned this to you. But Christina, Lisa's mom photographed
Speaker 1: that episode and did all the video and photographs for it.
Speaker 1: And there's an amazing photo I have that is one
Speaker 1: of my favorites of all time myself and you know
Speaker 1: I don't love photos of myself that she took of
Speaker 1: meat and I'm in red patent leather. So there was
Speaker 1: an alpha change. So there was like a donna had
Speaker 1: a third change.
Speaker 2: Wow. And I didn't know she was a photographer, Yes,
Speaker 2: Christine's mom.
Speaker 1: Yes, Well that's so cool.
Speaker 2: You gotta find that photo.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have it. Well, let's let's see it.
Speaker 2: Let's see it. It's really trying to find it. But well,
Speaker 2: lots of fun little behind the scenes. Then in this.
Speaker 1: Episode my teen, as you watched this with me, he goes,
Speaker 1: he doesn't keep up with anything, so uh, first of all,
Speaker 1: two comments he thought. First of all, he said, mom,
Speaker 1: he goes your hair and outfits are on points like
Speaker 1: in the earlier scenes. He's like, that's what's in now.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, cool, and he's like, and I
Speaker 1: love Kathleen's hair. He's like, wait, is Jenny supposed to
Speaker 1: be a lawyer? Is what he said, because he doesn't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. And he's like, she's in a
Speaker 1: lot of suits and short hair. And I was like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was just it was it was a wardrobe phase two,
Speaker 1: like it was in in a different way.
Speaker 2: Then it does seem like that she's like going to
Speaker 2: the corporate office.
Speaker 1: And then he thought Tara Tara was He's like, is
Speaker 1: that who is that Gabrielle? Wait, that's not Gabrielle. It's
Speaker 1: interesting is that someone else playing Gabrielle's character? And I
Speaker 1: was that social stuck And then he said, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: with all the like drama, He's like, oh is this
Speaker 1: a later? Is this one? Nine? And Torno entered like
Speaker 1: crazy stages and I was like, yeah, we have some
Speaker 1: crazy storyline season six. We have four more to go.
Speaker 1: After this, we were pulling out all the stops. So
Speaker 1: interesting to see it from his perspective. Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, well next week, what's the next one we're doing?
Speaker 1: Okay, so next week we have season six episode between
Speaker 1: the big hurt.
Speaker 2: I feel like Tara, Tara, it's getting it's gonna get
Speaker 2: real weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, have a great week. Love you,