Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
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Speaker 2: Three, twenty five of The Brooklyn Boys podcast. Three in
Speaker 2: a quarter Yeah pretty much? Three three in a quarter?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, quarter quarter?
Speaker 3: He love it.
Speaker 2: You know it's crazy. I was just having a conversation
Speaker 2: with someone and they said that their kid doesn't understand
Speaker 2: what when we tell time, we say, you know, it's
Speaker 2: what time is it? It's a quarter after four or
Speaker 2: a quarter to three, Like they don't know. They think
Speaker 2: it's stupid and they don't understand where it comes from.
Speaker 2: Like what does a quarter after three really mean? I'm like, uh,
Speaker 2: well they're three fifteen, duh what does that mean? Or
Speaker 2: or quarter to three is two forty five? Right? We
Speaker 2: grew up with that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok video and it looked real where
Speaker 2: the guy was saying, it doesn't make any sense because
Speaker 2: a quarter is twenty five cents. So why are we
Speaker 2: saying fifteen minutes is a quarter of an hour? I mean,
Speaker 2: you gotta be some kind of brain damage sixty minutes
Speaker 2: understand that, right? Fifteen minutes is a quarter a quarter
Speaker 2: of an hour. The word quarter only means twenty five
Speaker 2: in terms of one hundred and a dollar. But I
Speaker 2: can't believe we're saying it. I'm about to say it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, kids these days, Yeah, the earth is round.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 2: By the way, speaking of quarters, you saw that the
Speaker 2: President said that he ordered the Treasury not to print
Speaker 2: pennies anymore. Yeah, because it costs two and a half
Speaker 2: cents to make a penny. Okay, so here's here are
Speaker 2: my thoughts. I already know where your thoughts are going.
Speaker 2: I have always been someone who watched the dots in
Speaker 2: our neighborhood throw pennies, leave them instead of taking their change,
Speaker 2: Ignore them. They're not right. And I was always someone
Speaker 2: that picked them up or took them off the counter,
Speaker 2: because when I needed pennies, I was like, oh, rather
Speaker 2: than get changed back, I'm like, I have the three
Speaker 2: cents in my pocket, and it eliminated the need for
Speaker 2: getting more change. So I always like to have some
Speaker 2: pennies at the time when I pay cash. Now you
Speaker 2: have to pay cash because everybody charges your fourth percent
Speaker 2: use your credit card to get a freaking slice of pizza.
Speaker 2: So I keep the pennies around. But here's the thing
Speaker 2: if you go into a restaurant scary yep, and you
Speaker 2: owe two cents? I know, is it the restaurant's job
Speaker 2: or the business's job to waive the two cents because
Speaker 2: you may not have any pennies, in which case you're
Speaker 2: benefiting two cents. And in which case, if you had
Speaker 2: two pennies in your pocket, would you just leave them
Speaker 2: in your pocket and just say, oh, I don't have
Speaker 2: any pennies. And is it if it's three cents, are
Speaker 2: you obligated to pay five cents? I don't know where
Speaker 2: this would go. But if the penny, I mean, it
Speaker 2: stops getting minted and well, let's say, just goes out
Speaker 2: of style. Let's say, because obviously even though it's gonna
Speaker 2: be pennies for another couple of years, but right, I
Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, no, of course, But if the penny
Speaker 2: goes away eventually, I would think that the rule of
Speaker 2: thumb would be that if it's two cents, and if
Speaker 2: it's one or two cents, yeah, they round down if
Speaker 2: it costs out the money, if it's three or four,
Speaker 2: advantage pay the five. We gotta pay the five. And
Speaker 2: I feel like it will even itself out because it's
Speaker 2: you know, two and three cents go to them and
Speaker 2: four and five go to us, or you know, vice versa,
Speaker 2: vice versa whatever. You know what I'm saying, same I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So I feel like it's even split, and over time
Speaker 2: it'll leaven itself out. I would need to believe that.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that if something costs two dollars and
Speaker 2: one cent that you'd have to pay the nickel and
Speaker 2: not get any change. I also think it's offensive to
Speaker 2: Abraham Lincoln, considered one of our greatest presidents, that his
Speaker 2: coin is the one that's going to be dropped. Well,
Speaker 2: he's already on another currency, isn't he. Are you not aware?
Speaker 2: He's on the five dollar bill, So he's got another
Speaker 2: that he's he's free, by the way, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: is a little mind blown moment for some some people.
Speaker 2: George Washington was the first president. He's on the one
Speaker 2: dollar bill. Lincoln was not the fifth president. He was
Speaker 2: the sixteenth, but a lot of people think he was
Speaker 2: the fifth. That's why he's on the five dollar bill.
Speaker 2: Who believed? Who hold on? Who believes that? I've worked
Speaker 2: with people in my life who think Abraham Lincoln was
Speaker 2: the fifth president because he's on the five. Wow, ponderous
Speaker 2: almost would make Grant, which would make Grant the fiftieth
Speaker 2: president because he's on the fifty. But those are the
Speaker 2: same people that are telling you that they think a
Speaker 2: quarter to three is stupid and that means twenty five
Speaker 2: by the way, scary without pennies. Obviously, we'll be using
Speaker 2: more nickels. Correct, Yes, do you know how much it
Speaker 2: costs to print a nickel to mint one nickel? Don't
Speaker 2: tell me more than a nickel thirteen point eight cents?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, So we're actually gonna lose money by using
Speaker 2: more nickels and having to make more nickels. So can
Speaker 2: we continue on that scale? But he thought this out?
Speaker 2: How much? What about a dime? How much is it
Speaker 2: made to make a dime? I'm smaller, I'll tell you
Speaker 2: right now. Hold on, how much does it cost to
Speaker 2: mint the dime? Hello? Not a dime?
Speaker 3: Bag?
Speaker 2: Uh? Five point seven six cents? There you go. So
Speaker 2: the dime is is a pro is fantastic saving money there,
Speaker 2: print one for five point right, But a nickel nichol
Speaker 2: is going to kill our economy because we did not
Speaker 2: think the penny thing through. You will have to change
Speaker 2: the phrase a nickel for your thoughts. That's right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you rub two pennies together like there's a lot, you know,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of that. Ah. So yeah, that's that's
Speaker 2: the controversy this week. Who's going to pay the two
Speaker 2: to three to four and five. I was driving home
Speaker 2: and I was on the phone with Jetski Bryan, and
Speaker 2: you know, he's watching you know, his uncle's house and all,
Speaker 2: and he goes, like from outside with binoculars. Yeah, well, no,
Speaker 2: he's in Port Saint Lucy, home of the New York
Speaker 2: met Supreme Training. Oh yeah, that's correct. So he's out there.
Speaker 2: He's a son devil. He chas his son anywhere he
Speaker 2: get anytime. I mean, the guy owns a jet ski company.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he chooses chooses to say he's got the
Speaker 2: eternal tan too. He's completely like dark and all the time,
Speaker 2: all year round. And so I'm on the phone with
Speaker 2: him and he goes, he opens the door. He goes, Yo, Brody, Brody,
Speaker 2: get back here. What's what he goes? I said, who's Brody?
Speaker 2: What is that? He goes, Oh, it's my uncle's dog.
Speaker 2: His dogs are Brody and Brandy. I said, wait a second.
Speaker 2: Your uncle names his dog Brody. Yeah b r O
Speaker 2: d Y, So Brody. I'm happy to announce that your
Speaker 2: name is also the favorite name for people's dogs. You've
Speaker 2: got a dog name, the favor you got a dog names.
Speaker 2: I don't have a dog name. Okay, how many dogs?
Speaker 2: How many dogs named Anthony? My next one, by the way,
Speaker 2: speaking a dog name, And I'm not offended if someone
Speaker 2: names their dog Brody. Doesn't it's not named after me.
Speaker 2: And if you name your dog after me, they'll be fine.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I went to visit my cousins who live in Manhattan,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna tell a story later about how how
Speaker 2: hard it was to get a parking spot and what happened.
Speaker 2: But getting on the in Manhattan on They live on
Speaker 2: the Upper West Side, So if you're familiar with Manhattan
Speaker 2: at all, it's an affluent area. But everyone has a dog.
Speaker 2: Everyone on the Upper east Side west Side all have dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so there's like dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.
Speaker 2: Don't you walk one block you pass five people walking dogs.
Speaker 2: So I'm waiting for the elevator and this woman has
Speaker 2: a dog, and this guy joins us to wait for
Speaker 2: the elevator. He says, oh, cute dog. What's the dog's name?
Speaker 2: She said brother? Brother. The dog's name is brother. So
Speaker 2: I don't know this woman. I'm not gonna say anything.
Speaker 2: He says, that's an interesting name. He says, yeah, Well
Speaker 2: I had a female dog and her name was sister.
Speaker 2: So he says, oh, were they brother and sister? She
Speaker 2: says no. Oh come on, now, who names a dog brother?
Speaker 2: What kind of name is brother? That's not a dog's name.
Speaker 2: Come me a brother? What slices? Drop us a talk back?
Speaker 2: Weird names for dogs that you have in your life, Like, like,
Speaker 2: if this was weird, it's got to be even weird.
Speaker 2: It's got the bizarre. That's bizarre. Like I understand as
Speaker 2: certain people call each other, what's up, brother? You know, right?
Speaker 2: But to call your dog brother, yeah, I don't. It
Speaker 2: was this and like the other dog's name was sister,
Speaker 2: but they weren't related. Well see, I would assume that
Speaker 2: they would be brother and sister. They would That would
Speaker 2: that would make even then it's dumb, but at least
Speaker 2: it would make more sense, right, head, listen and slices.
Speaker 2: If you have a dog named brother, let us know.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but it
Speaker 2: seems like an odd name, like a brother is like
Speaker 2: a priest, right, yeah, Like you know, you see your
Speaker 2: friend on the street, what's up, brother, right? Or your
Speaker 2: actual brother? Why would you name your dog brother. He's
Speaker 2: not your brother, he's not the other dog's brother, the
Speaker 2: other you know, it's funny. I was at the station
Speaker 2: today and Scotty B from The Big Show brought his
Speaker 2: uh brought his dog Sawyer to work and he said yeah,
Speaker 2: because I said, why why did you bring Sawyer in?
Speaker 2: He said, he goes, Oh, I gotta go drop him
Speaker 2: off because you know, I'm going away. You know, he's
Speaker 2: going on a Norwegian cruise line, a new Norwegian cruise
Speaker 2: this weekend. And he said, yeah, he's gonna stay. He's
Speaker 2: the dog, Sawyer is gonna stay with his brother. So
Speaker 2: he said, wait what he goes, yeah, yeah, he hasn't
Speaker 2: seen him in like nine years. Apparently Sawyer and another
Speaker 2: dog were from the same litter and Sawyers about to
Speaker 2: be really reunited with his brother.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I found it weird that Scotty was talking about his dog, like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's gonna go visit his brother. Like what you're like
Speaker 2: I'm going to, like, I go visit my brother. Right,
Speaker 2: So my question is, and again I'm not a dog owner,
Speaker 2: but does does a dog know or remember that that's
Speaker 2: his brother when he when he's around him, like when
Speaker 2: he meets his dog, when his brother this dog brother
Speaker 2: for the first time in nine years. Are they gonna
Speaker 2: be like oh over each other like that? Like or
Speaker 2: is so Scoty's like I guess, like, like, are they
Speaker 2: gonna go nuts? Are they gonna jump all over each
Speaker 2: other and hump each other? I mean that was gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Is Sawyer's brother's name brother? I think no, it's not. No,
Speaker 2: I know, but but I'm just curious as yes, I
Speaker 2: would have remember even remember the I don't think he
Speaker 2: knows like, oh, I was in we were in the
Speaker 2: same dog Vagina together. I think he knows, like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a familiar scent. If the dog is you know,
Speaker 2: has its scent on him, and if he's especially groomed,
Speaker 2: you might not. I wonder if dog or Scouy's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he probably doesn't even know. So he's gonna get there
Speaker 2: and he's gonna be hanging out with a dog. Scotty
Speaker 2: stay friends with the breeder or like did a friend
Speaker 2: of his adopted brother. It was an adoption. I think
Speaker 2: it was years ago. I don't even know. I don't
Speaker 2: know the full stories ago. You don't ask enough questions.
Speaker 2: The boy did a podcast some information. No, he got
Speaker 2: the dog from some woman, and the woman who he knew,
Speaker 2: has he hasn't seen him. Well, well, the dog hasn't
Speaker 2: seen the other dog. She goes, Oh, i'll dog sit
Speaker 2: for you. They'll be reunited. It'll be great. They're brothers.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just I don't I don't know
Speaker 2: if dogs will remember the their siblings, dogs will remember you.
Speaker 2: Come on the slean They in nine years anyway, it's
Speaker 2: been nine years since they sniffed their butts. I got
Speaker 2: a song. Wow, you are in fuego today, Brody, this
Speaker 2: has got to be an in fuego song. Oh hell,
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Speaker 2: I mean, what what is not mean? Aha? You picked
Speaker 2: up on that? No mean you mean you know, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Yeah, so I heard someone not
Speaker 2: mean and I and I heard one person and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's one person. I'm starting to hear it even more.
Speaker 2: You know how like in Brooklyn people say, get meaning
Speaker 2: yet yeah, g yet yep, But now what I mean,
Speaker 2: know what I mean has morphed into not what I
Speaker 2: mean has morphed into not I mean? No, I mean,
Speaker 2: who says mean mean? Not me? People say that. People say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was just working all day, I was not busting
Speaker 2: my ass. I mean, they're saying not mean that, they're blurring,
Speaker 2: know what I mean. You know, it's like you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying when they say, I'm finnah, that's f
Speaker 2: I n n a, I'm fix to fixing right, I'm
Speaker 2: fixtion to blank. Didn't perform an action. I'm finnh right.
Speaker 2: We covered that a few weeks ago. But not I
Speaker 2: mean is my my new my new peeve. Well, it
Speaker 2: was bad enough used colloquially. Colloquially when we said you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, it's like, hey, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know what you mean. Stop saying you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, because you don't. You don't. But even if
Speaker 2: you take you know what I mean and you and
Speaker 2: you slur it into you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like if you like you leave off to you and
Speaker 2: you're like, you know what I mean? Yeah. My nephew
Speaker 2: now talks in uh talks in text code. Now he
Speaker 2: talks in text He's like, hey, yeah, I y K
Speaker 2: y K. I'm like iy K if you know you
Speaker 2: know right? I like, but you'll he'll say, I y
Speaker 2: k y K. I'm like l O l O MG. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's a bit much to slap him in the face.
Speaker 2: That's too much. But yeah, So are you someone that
Speaker 2: says not mean or knows someone that says not mean?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: No, that's some lazy mouth, right, Come on, at least
Speaker 2: say you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Brody,
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you you have to really not to
Speaker 2: rub this in your face? Is it your zeeman?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend, I went to Universal Orlando and with
Speaker 2: the more I avoided your social media. I know, man,
Speaker 2: one of my favorite places. I haven't been there in years.
Speaker 2: And Harry Potter raw roller coaster they yep, I did that.
Speaker 2: There was there's a brand new coaster there. Well, not
Speaker 2: brand new, it's from twenty twenty one. It's called the
Speaker 2: Veloca Coaster. Dude, yeah, I'm not doing that. Probably one
Speaker 2: of the greatest rides I've been on ever, really best
Speaker 2: ride in the park. It's a thrill ride. It goes
Speaker 2: upside down, it does corkscrew, it does cork, it does loops,
Speaker 2: it does cork cork screw upside downs, and you you've
Speaker 2: literally come out of your chair airborne maybe five times,
Speaker 2: where only the bar is holding you back. No, not
Speaker 2: for you, No fear is holding me back. So instead
Speaker 2: of saying I'm out on riding that ride it's not
Speaker 2: my type, I'm just gonna say mount Mount Mount Mount
Speaker 2: Mount Mount out Mount. Well, I had the best time there.
Speaker 2: It was such an amazing weekend and I forgot what
Speaker 2: it was like to be a kid again. And everyone
Speaker 2: needs to do this, Everyone needs to go back to
Speaker 2: a place, because it really just took me right back,
Speaker 2: you know. And I don't know quite how to explain
Speaker 2: the feeling of going there as a full, full grown adult,
Speaker 2: just having you don't often do fun things. I don't
Speaker 2: do that, right, I don't do it. How often do
Speaker 2: I go? I mean, the last time I went to Disney.
Speaker 2: It was like freaking two thousand and nine. I haven't
Speaker 2: been to Disney in years. Yeah, magic cando it. When
Speaker 2: it comes to crazy roller coasters, here's what I do.
Speaker 2: I do love coast. I search for the name of
Speaker 2: the coaster yep, and the word POV high definition. Ooh,
Speaker 2: this video's out on this stuff. This video of every
Speaker 2: roller coaster in the world. Anytime you hear a roller coaster,
Speaker 2: see a roller coaster, well like you wret you're on
Speaker 2: TikTok or Facebook and you see a roller coaster, just
Speaker 2: go to the front seat POV video and you can
Speaker 2: make it feel put on your big screen TV and
Speaker 2: you can feel like you're on the coaster without the
Speaker 2: stomach dropping and the nausea and the fear. And this
Speaker 2: way I could see what it would have been like
Speaker 2: had I got on that crazy ass roller coaster. So
Speaker 2: absolutely that one and the and the Haggards something hundred's
Speaker 2: the minute they open all the roller to dorks get
Speaker 2: in the front seat and they film it. Yeah, love
Speaker 2: on YouTube. We watched the video. Okay, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Some of them have the whole experience, like if you
Speaker 2: have to walk through a wit online, google Velosa Coaster
Speaker 2: Universal Orlando, and google the the one with again the
Speaker 2: Haggard something ride where one person's on the motorcycle and
Speaker 2: one person's in the sidecar. That was a great coaster.
Speaker 2: That was like my runner up. And Hulk, the Incredible Hulk,
Speaker 2: which is the og that opened in the with the
Speaker 2: park in like ninety nine. Whenever it opened, that was
Speaker 2: still a very That was an awesome ride. I mean
Speaker 2: that that's an amazing, amazing coaster. But uh, those were
Speaker 2: my top three rides in the park, by the way,
Speaker 2: in order. But man, have Velocit coaster. I yeah, we
Speaker 2: went twice in a row, two so I mean Willison,
Speaker 2: we were from Brooklyn. We've ridden the Cyclone. Would you
Speaker 2: ride the Cyclone today? By the way, would you do that?
Speaker 2: I've never been never been on it. What we've covered
Speaker 2: this already. I've never been on it. You've never been
Speaker 2: on Wait a second, why don't I know this? I
Speaker 2: forgot you got There used to be three roller coasters
Speaker 2: in Corne Allen. Yeah, but of course the Thunderbolt, the
Speaker 2: Cyclone and the something else with the with weather related yeah,
Speaker 2: Hurricane no, keep going Twister No, I don't know it
Speaker 2: was a tornado tornado tornado. Yeah, uh no, I just
Speaker 2: as a kid, I never went on it, And then
Speaker 2: as an adult it was always like breaking down or
Speaker 2: being shut and so. Plus when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: there was a rumor that a car flew off the
Speaker 2: track and killed people. I don't know, I never I
Speaker 2: don't think that's true. But it was for me as
Speaker 2: a kid, and I never went on it. And it's
Speaker 2: not like the scariest roller coaster in the world. I've
Speaker 2: been on bigger wooden roller coasters. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 2: one of these days I'll go. Yeah, I just feel
Speaker 2: like I heard it's very so the Cyclone. If you've
Speaker 2: never been to Coney Allen, it was. It was built
Speaker 2: on a very small piece of land. Yeah. So the
Speaker 2: turns are incredibly tight, and it's an old, like nineteen
Speaker 2: fifties roller forties roller coaster whenever it was built. So
Speaker 2: it's crazy. It's creaky and rickety, and it's not comfortable.
Speaker 2: It's not padded with super nice seats. So from what
Speaker 2: I understand, you're being thrown into the side of like
Speaker 2: metal and wood, and it's it's very difficult to ride,
Speaker 2: and I have a bad back so that's always been like,
Speaker 2: why I haven't. But it's not like fear of the
Speaker 2: height of it. It's just it's a terrifying thought, if
Speaker 2: that makes sense. No, it's frightening. But the POV video
Speaker 2: is fun, absolutely in POV's point of view video. The
Speaker 2: viva in POV is not video, So don't don't don't
Speaker 2: tweet me. Yeah anyway, So why what else is that?
Speaker 2: What else is news?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I had an issue at Costco? Oh what happened at Costco? Well,
Speaker 2: I had I had to do a refund. I had
Speaker 2: to return something to Costco. So uh, I went in.
Speaker 2: I went into the uh the main entrance, which if
Speaker 2: you go in the main entrance of my Costco, the
Speaker 2: return desk is like, I don't know, twenty feet to
Speaker 2: the right. The woman says, you gotta return. You gotta
Speaker 2: go on the other door. Sorry, no problem, which is
Speaker 2: basically the eggs. But there's like a little door next
Speaker 2: to the exit. So I go in and there's a
Speaker 2: stanchion pole with a sign on it that says refund
Speaker 2: line begins here. So I stand next to it and
Speaker 2: two people are walking through the poles and they go,
Speaker 2: who oh, you're cutting the line. I said, what are
Speaker 2: you talking about? The sign says refund line begins here,
Speaker 2: and they point to the other end of the stanchion pole,
Speaker 2: which is like, you know, squiggly, squiggly, squiggly all the
Speaker 2: way down the other end, and you know what The
Speaker 2: sign says on that pole, refund line begins here. The
Speaker 2: same sign is on the front and the end of
Speaker 2: the line instead of refund line ends here. They both
Speaker 2: say refund lists. So how do you know where to stand?
Speaker 2: So I went for the first one I saw, which
Speaker 2: was I saw the first one. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: stand here, it's right by the registers. There's nobody online.
Speaker 2: But as I went to the front, there were people
Speaker 2: doing the snake who had ended the door going the
Speaker 2: correct way, and they're like, whoa, you cut the line.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you talking about? It says the
Speaker 2: line begins here. Costco? What the fuck? How do you
Speaker 2: put a sign on both ends that say line begins here?
Speaker 2: My god, hey, you're empty nesters. What are you still
Speaker 2: shopping at Costco for? What do you what do you?
Speaker 2: What do you buy there? Because at me, as a
Speaker 2: guy who lives alone, I can't get through anything that
Speaker 2: you could buy a Costco. Everything is like what I buy.
Speaker 2: Last time, I bought a three pound bag of frozen shrimp.
Speaker 2: I like to to frost a few every day and
Speaker 2: a little bit at a time. Okay, oh I bought.
Speaker 2: I buy a four or five pound bag of cashoes,
Speaker 2: so I have them in the cabinet. That's a lot
Speaker 2: of cashoes. How long?
Speaker 3: Did No?
Speaker 2: It's not. It must take you a long time to
Speaker 2: get through three pounds. Whatever the bag is, it's a
Speaker 2: I buy like a three pound bag of pistachio nuts.
Speaker 2: I buy chicken burgers. It's like eight chicken burgers, a nice,
Speaker 2: healthy chicken burger for lunch. I don't buy like five
Speaker 2: gallons of tomato sauce, oh I buy. I buy sports
Speaker 2: water bottles. I buy like a twenty four pack of
Speaker 2: water bottles. I use them when I play pick a ball.
Speaker 2: They have like the sports top you escort the water.
Speaker 2: You know, well, you don't have to keep opening the
Speaker 2: cap and closing the cat Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 2: It's just very funny to me. I just, you know,
Speaker 2: I feel like when I think Costco, I think of
Speaker 2: like big families. I think like family of four or five,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't think of couples, and I don't
Speaker 2: think of singles, that's for sure. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: you can absolutely it depends what you buy. And I understands. Okay,
Speaker 2: you buy a pack of raizor blades, you take money
Speaker 2: toilet paper. I need the forty eight I used to
Speaker 2: get my crab dip. There, it's a regular sized tub
Speaker 2: of crab dip. I get Amy Lou's chicken chicken, not
Speaker 2: hot dogs, chicken sausage. Buy a sixteen pack, you put
Speaker 2: eight in the freezer, and you put it in the refrigerator. Okay,
Speaker 2: fair enough, It is that difficult. I just you know,
Speaker 2: chavago part is putting a line a sign that says
Speaker 2: line starts here at the front end the back. That's
Speaker 2: the problem. That's the craziness. Oh god, yeah, no. I
Speaker 2: wanted to buy Vincent's tomato sauce, but they had like
Speaker 2: two jog for eleven dollars. But the giant jars never
Speaker 2: gonna whenever gonna use that much sauce in in the time.
Speaker 2: Like I don't need to buy two giant jugs of sauce,
Speaker 2: of course, But you know, if I had the whole
Speaker 2: family living here, Yeah, if everybody was home. I'm sure,
Speaker 2: so I got, I gotta, I got a question, Okay,
Speaker 2: I hope. So this is I know, I know, I'm
Speaker 2: You're gonna sympathize with me, but okay, rarely So I got.
Speaker 2: I got my boy that that sells really expensive watches, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, as you know, yep, all of it.
Speaker 2: It's spelled the right way, not r O L E
Speaker 2: K s uh the real rolex. Now now now, now
Speaker 2: keep in mind you all know me, not me, not me.
Speaker 2: You've spoken, we've spoken about them. I hate jewelry. I
Speaker 2: don't own jewelry. I don't own not one piece of jewelry.
Speaker 2: You would think that, you know, I'm Italian, I have
Speaker 2: a gold change, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, whatever you would you
Speaker 2: would think that I would own that all stuff, or
Speaker 2: at least to watch old horn. Okay, So facts about me. Fact,
Speaker 2: I don't own an expensive watch or any piece of jewelry.
Speaker 2: I've got nothing. I've got no no rings. I've got
Speaker 2: no I've got I got a class. You got a
Speaker 2: high I got a high school ring. I don't have
Speaker 2: any anything that that is considered valuable, or any chain
Speaker 2: or anything. I just don't. I don't have any. But
Speaker 2: I got a guy. We got a guy, our guy.
Speaker 2: We got a guy Rob you know, Rob de Z,
Speaker 2: Rob Dz. He's uh, he's he's sells, he's he's big
Speaker 2: in the industry. He sells all kinds of time pieces, right,
Speaker 2: and you know he's big in the in that watch world.
Speaker 2: When you say time pieces, you mean watches, well watch
Speaker 2: not selling a lom clocks. Well, you know, he does
Speaker 2: all kinds of all price points, right, but a lot
Speaker 2: of big stuff too, time pieces, and some heavy hitters
Speaker 2: go to him at all. So I got a question
Speaker 2: for you, and this is just this just happened today.
Speaker 2: So soone I know wants is interest is in the industry,
Speaker 2: is in the market to buy an expensive watch. And
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, could you connect me with your watch guy?
Speaker 2: So I'm like, sure, why not? So I now put
Speaker 2: a three way text message together from me my friend,
Speaker 2: and me my friend and my boy Robica. No not Brian, Brian.
Speaker 2: Actually I know, I know, I know Rob through Jetski Brian.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Robin, right, but it's some Yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 2: so I put us on a three way text making
Speaker 2: the introduction. Now you know what My question is going
Speaker 2: to be, Brodie. Should things go well and sale goes through, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, Do I get a referral fee at any point?
Speaker 2: Am I supposed to five dollars? I don't know how
Speaker 2: much they're going to spend and I don't know. Again
Speaker 2: this watches are not my war. You should get enough
Speaker 2: to pay for your hotel room from last week where
Speaker 2: they didn't give you. Well, First of all, how do
Speaker 2: I do I even? Am I a dick for for
Speaker 2: broaching a subject I had to You had to ask
Speaker 2: this years ago. You had to tell Rob Deazy or
Speaker 2: these nots whatever his name. Hey, man, I know a
Speaker 2: lot of people in the you know, radio industry, record industry, celebrities.
Speaker 2: I could send them away if I have, If I
Speaker 2: ever send them away, might that might I get a
Speaker 2: taste of? That might be a little incentive. You could
Speaker 2: have asked that question. But now halfway after the after
Speaker 2: you did the introduction, you're out. It's up to him
Speaker 2: now to give you a taste. But am I Am
Speaker 2: I greedy for even wanting a taste?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: You're asking me so exactly. Know I'm gonna get some
Speaker 2: sympathy here. Look, if I if I send a guy
Speaker 2: to a car dealer, my car dealer gives me a kickback.
Speaker 2: That's it's not like it's just me. It's that if
Speaker 2: you recommend, if you refer a guy, if I recommend
Speaker 2: someone to my real estate agent, he gives me a
Speaker 2: little thank you. My email is flooded with offers from
Speaker 2: like credit card companies. Hey refer a friend and get
Speaker 2: X amount of points. And I'm not putting my friends
Speaker 2: in debt. That's not my that's not well, I'm not Jennifer.
Speaker 2: I don't recommend. We're all incentivized every day, even as
Speaker 2: something simple as like Uber. It's like, hey, sign up
Speaker 2: for every friend you sign up, you get twenty dollars
Speaker 2: or whatever in your account. So it's like when I
Speaker 2: when I told Michael Rappaport to sign up for Cameo
Speaker 2: and I would get a percentage if he might put
Speaker 2: me down, and then he went and put down what's
Speaker 2: your face the Real Housewife? Yeah, life is filming. Life
Speaker 2: is filled with incentives and incentivized incentivization programs. So I'm
Speaker 2: just wondering if it's something that I can expect. Do
Speaker 2: I talk about it? Do I not say anything? Do
Speaker 2: I just ignore it. But he doesn't listening to this podcast.
Speaker 2: No he does not, So I f him right there.
Speaker 2: He's not. We're not his number one preset and yeah,
Speaker 2: hear radio app. I'm just wondering if because honestly, I
Speaker 2: just did it out the kindness of my own heart,
Speaker 2: because I want to see my boy, like you know,
Speaker 2: I want to see two people. You know, he's gonna
Speaker 2: give him a great deal on a watch buys. If
Speaker 2: he buys a twenty thousand dollar watch, you gotta figure
Speaker 2: he's making ten thousand dollar profit on that. I have
Speaker 2: no idea. You're asking the wrong one. I have no clue.
Speaker 2: I listen, what's mars? What's a markup on that? A
Speaker 2: couple of hundred bucks? You know, really, I would be like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know, send you a gift card or maybe you know,
Speaker 2: you know, probably do scary It'll offer you a VIP
Speaker 2: discount on one hundred and ten thousand dollar watch. We
Speaker 2: can have a you can have one hundred and nine thousand,
Speaker 2: five hundred and ninety. Of course, Hey, you know what,
Speaker 2: I appreciate you hooking me up with your friend. There.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you a VIP T. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna send an email around and get a VIP discount
Speaker 2: for you. I get the regional watch scalpers in here
Speaker 2: and and the guys the Canal Street heads of head honchos,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna get you seventy eight dollars off the
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars to Yeah, the VIP discount. Great, that's
Speaker 2: forty bucks off a fifty thousand dollars watch with Scary
Speaker 2: and Brodie. So I want you to I want have
Speaker 2: you ever been in a position, Scary where you're on
Speaker 2: the phone but you're peeing? You have to pee really badly? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: all the time. And so what I do is I
Speaker 2: mute the phone while I'm peeing, and then when they
Speaker 2: ask me a question I have to answer, I stop peeing,
Speaker 2: I unmute the phone, and I continue the conversation. You've
Speaker 2: done this, yes, of course. Yeah. Have you ever been
Speaker 2: on the toilet and a you're doing it number two?
Speaker 2: And for that twelve seconds where you might make some noise,
Speaker 2: you mute the phone? Yes? Right, Well, if I if
Speaker 2: there was some noise being made, yes, you mute, mute
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, but what kind of more noise? If
Speaker 2: you like, if you're on the shitter. Yeah yeah, clip clop,
Speaker 2: little little little little little PLoP PLoP fish fish. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: what a relief it is. So I'm on the phone
Speaker 2: with a company, and it's the kind of company. We
Speaker 2: have to verify who you are. So and now, so
Speaker 2: the guy calls me. He says, we need to verify
Speaker 2: who you are before we can discuss your whatever that
Speaker 2: had discussed with me. So I was about I'm like
Speaker 2: busting the pee. I was about to pee when the
Speaker 2: phone rang, so I said, alright. He goes, we're going
Speaker 2: to text you a number. Hold on. So I mute
Speaker 2: the phone and I pee a little bit. The text
Speaker 2: comes in and he says, give me the six digit number.
Speaker 2: So I have the phone on mute, and I say,
Speaker 2: you know, one two three four five six and I
Speaker 2: and I mute the phone and I start peeing again.
Speaker 2: So so he says, sorry, can I get the number?
Speaker 2: So I so I unmute the phone. I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: sorry about that. I guess the phone broke up one
Speaker 2: two three five six. Oh no, I know where this
Speaker 2: is going. I put the phone back on mute, and
Speaker 2: I stopped peeing again, and he said, he says, sir,
Speaker 2: can you can you repeat the number one more time
Speaker 2: for me? So I unmute the phone. I go, yeah, one, three, five, six?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: How many? How many times I have to say the
Speaker 2: same six digit number? Is there a problem with the number?
Speaker 2: Am I giving you the wrong number? What's the problem?
Speaker 2: And he says, sir, can you just repeat the number again?
Speaker 2: I said, not until you tell me why you keep
Speaker 2: asking me to repeat the number? Am I saying the
Speaker 2: wrong number? You have a digit wrong? I'm looking at
Speaker 2: the number.
Speaker 3: It wasn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, what is the problem. Yeah, he can't
Speaker 2: hear you. So then I realize I've been on mute
Speaker 2: the whole time, Right, You're you're unmuting yourself to take
Speaker 2: a piss? Am I muting yourself every time you're talking?
Speaker 2: You did the opposite? No, I didn't do the opposite.
Speaker 2: I just thought I unmuted, but I didn't. So I
Speaker 2: was like hitting the button with my left thumb as
Speaker 2: I'm holding my schwang taking a leak with my right hand.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't looking. I was just clicking the mute thing.
Speaker 2: So I never unmuted. So I'm yelling at the guy
Speaker 2: what's wrong? And I don't understand what. He never hurt me.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, all right, no, I never unmuted
Speaker 2: the last time, because that would have been funny if
Speaker 2: every you thought you were muting, but you were unmuting
Speaker 2: and every time you talk, but he keeps me saying,
Speaker 2: could you repeat that? And then every time that you
Speaker 2: repeat it, you're actually you're actually pissing. Yeah, So, to
Speaker 2: be honest with you, I can't verify that he did
Speaker 2: not hear the ping. I thought I was, you know,
Speaker 2: mute on mute, mute on mute, but I may have unmute,
Speaker 2: mute on mute mute because he never heard me say
Speaker 2: the number. So slices, be careful when you're doing the
Speaker 2: mute thing. You may be unmuting and muting when you
Speaker 2: meant the mute mute, I mean mute, right, I followed you.
Speaker 2: I mean not mean, not mean. So one of one
Speaker 2: of the women in kind of like a friend my friend,
Speaker 2: well it's not my friend group. It's a friend of
Speaker 2: a friend's group, kind of an acquaintance. She did this thing,
Speaker 2: which you would expect me to do. But I know
Speaker 2: that I'm not guilty of this. But it's like when
Speaker 2: you when you post something, but you really don't want to.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a humble brag. I guess when
Speaker 2: you post a picture but you really don't want to
Speaker 2: show off what you was in the foreground. It's kind
Speaker 2: of like, I really want to, I really want you
Speaker 2: to notice that I'm posting this, but notice that. Well
Speaker 2: you do the thumb, then you do the thought. You
Speaker 2: point your thumb like well, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you don't, you don't, you can't. You kind of don't
Speaker 2: even want you want it to be subtle. So humble brag,
Speaker 2: humble brag. Well this isn't even humble, I think. But okay, so,
Speaker 2: so and and and ladies, you might do this a lot.
Speaker 2: You have a post a picture of your manicure. Oh
Speaker 2: I gotta show my manicure. Yeah, I want to look
Speaker 2: at it. And you just what do you do, brody?
Speaker 2: You turn your your hand away from your face and
Speaker 2: you take a picture of it. Take a picture of
Speaker 2: the manicure, right, like the little woman would put palm down,
Speaker 2: Well yeah right, palm away now, pomp right. So women
Speaker 2: do this all the time. This woman posted her manicure,
Speaker 2: but what is the backdrop that she decided to use?
Speaker 2: So conveniently a toilet pole. No, what's in the background
Speaker 2: the the steering wheel of her Lamborghini. Oh, so, like
Speaker 2: she was like sitting, she sat in her car. She
Speaker 2: made it seem like, oh, okay, let me just let
Speaker 2: me just randomly post this. I'm just you know, not
Speaker 2: even not even thinking ahead, right, like, oh, I'm in
Speaker 2: my car, I'll look at my manicure. Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: post it. He let me put my hand like kind
Speaker 2: of with the steering wheel next to it, and you
Speaker 2: got the Lamborghini logo. Oh yeh, she'd give a fuck
Speaker 2: about about showing off her manicure. She wanted you to
Speaker 2: notice that she drives a Lambo. Yeah, yeah, that's tacky bullshit.
Speaker 2: So so it's actually a friend of my boy Falco,
Speaker 2: and I wanted him to call her out so badly
Speaker 2: because he screenshot at it and sent it around to
Speaker 2: the group, and I'm like, I'm like, why don't you
Speaker 2: like call her out on her shit? You know it
Speaker 2: would be hilarious. But people do that a lot, right
Speaker 2: Do you you ever do that? I mean I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think I do it. I don't have I
Speaker 2: ever done that Where I'm posting like anything that I
Speaker 2: intend to post is intentional, and whatever happens to be
Speaker 2: in the background happens to be there. But I don't
Speaker 2: plant shit for you to like notice while I'm trying
Speaker 2: to pretend to post something else. You know. I do
Speaker 2: a friend though, he's really jacked, and he'll post a
Speaker 2: picture of like a sunset, and he'll be in the
Speaker 2: picture like like ripped with his shirt off, and and
Speaker 2: he's talking about the sunset behind him, and he's like,
Speaker 2: another beautifull another magical night here in southern cal in
Speaker 2: southern California, and look at this beautiful sunset. And I'm like, you, douchebag,
Speaker 2: You're completely you're flexing. You want people to notice you,
Speaker 2: and what great shape you're in. You don't get a
Speaker 2: fuck about people in the but you're you're talking about
Speaker 2: the sunset and there's sunset behind you. The fuck. I
Speaker 2: don't know, you know what I It was a long
Speaker 2: time ago. I remember as a joke, I took a
Speaker 2: picture in in the morning show studio and I'm trying
Speaker 2: to remember what band was in was in studio? Uh,
Speaker 2: maybe it was, it wasn't in sync. I can't remember
Speaker 2: what band it was. But I remember taking a picture
Speaker 2: of my pen with the with the group in the background.
Speaker 2: It may have been like I don't remember who it was,
Speaker 2: but I was like, oh look at my look at
Speaker 2: my picture of my pen. But it was really like
Speaker 2: to show who was in the studio that so you're
Speaker 2: guilty of this, Well, I did as a joke and
Speaker 2: I never posted it because it was a joke and
Speaker 2: I don't need to at that time. I didn't need
Speaker 2: to brag. Everyone knew I worked at the rat A station.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a Lambeau. But I did it as
Speaker 2: a joke, like oh look at my pen, when clearly
Speaker 2: I was showing off. I don't know what band it was.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a Simple Plan a Good Charlotte. It
Speaker 2: was one of those bands in that era. And I
Speaker 2: remember just like, oh look, I got to look at
Speaker 2: my pen. But I would never do like, look at
Speaker 2: my manicure with the Lambeau logo behind that set, the Lambeau,
Speaker 2: the Lamborghini logo. That's tacky as ship. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: care you have a Lamborghini and if you like less
Speaker 2: that you're bragging about it, and if you and if
Speaker 2: you're if you really want to post your manicure. There
Speaker 2: were a thousand, but then there's a thousand other places
Speaker 2: you could have done that. Or also, nobody needs to
Speaker 2: see your manicure. Who cares what color your beds? Oh,
Speaker 2: don't go there, brody. Some women cauph stop, I don't
Speaker 2: need to see you went and bought nail polished and
Speaker 2: someone you don't know put it on your finger. Some women,
Speaker 2: they pride themselves on their manicures, not as much as
Speaker 2: their Lambo's. Apparently, yeah, Lamborghini's. I keep saying in Lambeau
Speaker 2: like Lambeo Field. It's Lambeau, right a Lamborghini's Lamba Lamborghini
Speaker 2: the yeah short lambo. Yeah all right, So yeah, that's tacky,
Speaker 2: that's tacky. He speaking of speaking of cars, I mentioned
Speaker 2: earlier that I went to visit my cousins on the
Speaker 2: Upper West Side and I went on a side went
Speaker 2: Super Bowl Sunday. Right, They invited me to a watch
Speaker 2: party to go, Okay, great, I'll go. I'll go. Absolutely no,
Speaker 2: not that kind of watch. It was okay, it was
Speaker 2: a it was a time piece event. So I have
Speaker 2: to get a spot. Now it's a Sunday, and because
Speaker 2: New York City has congestion pricing. If you if you
Speaker 2: anything below sixtieth Street, you got to pay nine dollars. Oh,
Speaker 2: I know all about it. So luckily they live above
Speaker 2: sixtieth Street. So I went all the way north to
Speaker 2: the George Washington Bridge, which is past where they live,
Speaker 2: to come back south to where they live. So I
Speaker 2: would have paid a nine dollars there. So clever move, right,
Speaker 2: clever move? Was it? No traffic on Super Bowl? So
Speaker 2: I drive around for twenty five minutes looking for a spot,
Speaker 2: because at this point it's like five o'clock. The game
Speaker 2: starts at six thirty. I guess everyone who's gonna leave
Speaker 2: already left. Oh, don't go past sixty first Street. Do
Speaker 2: not cross that line. You will get I'm not even
Speaker 2: I'm not close they live. They live many many blocks
Speaker 2: north of six I said, upper west Side. So I
Speaker 2: get a spot on the corner of a street about
Speaker 2: five blocks from their apartment. I'm all excited. I don't
Speaker 2: see any no parking signs. So I park and there's
Speaker 2: the snow on the grounds. I have to go up
Speaker 2: on the snow bank and I'm I'm sliding, I'm I'm screeching,
Speaker 2: and I'm doing like a half doughnut to get into
Speaker 2: the spot on the corner. I back into it. So
Speaker 2: I get out of the car, put my coat on,
Speaker 2: and I walked I don't know, ten feet and I
Speaker 2: see a sign, and I noticed the car behind me
Speaker 2: has a sticker on the door, and the car behind
Speaker 2: that is a sticker on the door. And there's a
Speaker 2: sign that says ride share cars only. What's that all about?
Speaker 2: You know, like zip cars? Yeah, so like in Manhattan
Speaker 2: you can you can rent a car like it's parked
Speaker 2: on the street. You use your app and you just
Speaker 2: get in the car and drive it. Yeah, okay, these
Speaker 2: spots are only available where I parked for rideshare cars.
Speaker 2: Oh so I can't park there? Nah, fucked fucking. It's
Speaker 2: like when you go I've done this, I hide this,
Speaker 2: complain when you go to the mall. You go to
Speaker 2: a store, and it's like parking for pregnant women, parking
Speaker 2: for for drive up customers, a parking for employee of
Speaker 2: the month. I'm like, stop with the categories. So I
Speaker 2: can't park this. I gotta get back in my car.
Speaker 2: I'm driving around another twenty minutes' scary, it's fifty minutes.
Speaker 2: I Finally, about eight blocks nine blocks away from where
Speaker 2: my cousins live, I find a spot. But it looks
Speaker 2: like it's a little bit bigger than my car. And
Speaker 2: I drive a Dodge Charge, it's a full sized car.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's a spot, and there's snow in
Speaker 2: the spot. So I'm like, okay, I'm good at this.
Speaker 2: I can get in this spot. It's just I can
Speaker 2: see it's just big enough I can fit in it.
Speaker 2: So as I'm pulling in, pulling into the spot, I
Speaker 2: back in and I have you know, you have to adjust.
Speaker 2: You got to back in and then turn the wheel
Speaker 2: back a little more, turn the wheel back a little more.
Speaker 2: So this camp comes by and he goes, you got
Speaker 2: to back in a little more. Yeah, no kidding, man,
Speaker 2: I'm not done. There's snow here. Oh, just trying to
Speaker 2: be helpful, all right, that's not helpful. I know I
Speaker 2: have to back the nose of my cars in the
Speaker 2: middle of the street. I'm aware. So I'm pulling in,
Speaker 2: and you know, when you're like eighty percent into the spot,
Speaker 2: you know you have to like pull up a little bit,
Speaker 2: back in, pull up to the right, back to the left,
Speaker 2: pull up to the right, back to the left.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: No, I mean I know it not, I mean, yep, yep, yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2: So then I hear this on the trunk of my car.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck? It's some guy. You know,
Speaker 2: like those orange construction vests that the road crews wear,
Speaker 2: they have like reflectors on them. This large dude is
Speaker 2: wearing a yellow reflector vest, and I don't know what
Speaker 2: it says on it. So I so I rolled down
Speaker 2: my window like just an inch so I can talk
Speaker 2: to him. But I don't know who he is. I said,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, can I help you? He says, Uh, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a tight spot. Yeah, who's gonna have to
Speaker 2: back into that a little more? Yeah, I'm aware it's
Speaker 2: a tight spot. Well, I'm just letting you know it's
Speaker 2: a tight spot. And he walks away. How the fuck
Speaker 2: is that helpful? How is it helpful tell me it's
Speaker 2: a tight spot? And why are you knocking on my
Speaker 2: trunk of my cart? Dude? I don't understand. Why do
Speaker 2: you need to tell me? You don't think I know
Speaker 2: it's a tight spot. I'm the guy pulling into the spot. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I do four or five more adjustments. I get into
Speaker 2: the spot and I walk up the block in the
Speaker 2: same direction this guy walked. So he's standing on the
Speaker 2: corner by the avenue or I need to turn right.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, there's that fucking weird guy with the
Speaker 2: yellow vest. And I see he's got like neighborhood watch
Speaker 2: on his Like neighborhood security is something that said on
Speaker 2: his vest. Okay, and he's like the guy who volunteered
Speaker 2: to walk around the neighborhood keep everybody safe. So so
Speaker 2: he looks at me, goes it was tight, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: when you want a fucking dollar, thanks man, Like was
Speaker 2: he like he's the guy in the bathroom he turns
Speaker 2: the water onto you, like you can't wash your hands yourself,
Speaker 2: of course, man, tight spot, Thanks? Thanks? Like when you walk, hey,
Speaker 2: it's called outside here is that I'm outside?
Speaker 3: I know that.
Speaker 2: Party. Sometimes people just want to talk to hear themselves.
Speaker 2: Don't bang on the trunk of my car scam me
Speaker 2: like that, and they act like you're the fucking neighborhood
Speaker 2: police with I thought that he I thought he's gonna
Speaker 2: tell me, hey, man, you can't park here. There's a
Speaker 2: doctor he wants he wants to tip. No, you don't
Speaker 2: want a tip. He didn't hang around for a tip. No,
Speaker 2: he just wanted to confirm that I should know it's
Speaker 2: a tight spot. Oh he's making conversation. He's a friendly
Speaker 2: New Yorker. What the hell, bro No, there's no such thing.
Speaker 2: Don't be no, don't don't. First of all, don't touch
Speaker 2: my car. He's talking about, don't bang on my car.
Speaker 2: And third of all, I don't need to roll down
Speaker 2: the window.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 2: I'm laughing because I know the relationship that David Brody
Speaker 2: has with his vehicle. Slices. Yeah, it is a relationship.
Speaker 2: You might even be closer to your car than you
Speaker 2: are your wife. This is how crazy and nerot ends
Speaker 2: on the day Brody is about his Dodge Charger. So
Speaker 2: the fact that somebody laid a so much as a
Speaker 2: finger on it, let alone bang on your trunk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did the tap tap tap slices. First of all, slices,
Speaker 2: leave us a talkback. Do you need someone to tell
Speaker 2: you it's a talk Is that helpful of you for
Speaker 2: a guy to tell you? And second of all, do
Speaker 2: you want somebody banging on the on the trunk you car?
Speaker 2: Like to get your attention? Like, couldn't he have walked
Speaker 2: up to the window and waved, H, don't hit my car,
Speaker 2: don't hit my car. I thought, like he's a cop,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, bra, I'm like, I can't park here
Speaker 2: to of course I hit the car. I think maybe
Speaker 2: he's the guy who owns the car behind me, and
Speaker 2: he thinks I tapped his bumper and he's mad now
Speaker 2: that I hit his car, Like, oh share, what did
Speaker 2: I do? I didn't touch anybody? Tight spot, No fucking kidding,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it. That's like you go
Speaker 2: to a restaurant, you get the hot soup and some
Speaker 2: customer you don't know. It's like m gevil on soups hot,
Speaker 2: thanks fucking soup. Of course it's hot. Night spot scary.
Speaker 2: If somebody banged on your BMW, you'd be okay, No,
Speaker 2: I'd be How hard was it though? Was it? Was?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Okay? I don't know if he didn't hit me, but
Speaker 2: he didn't hit it with a wrench. I mean he
Speaker 2: didn't leave and he didn't leave a mark. Scared this
Speaker 2: the piss at you? I get it. There was you
Speaker 2: know you have because it's snowed here a lot you
Speaker 2: have the salt and this and the and the you
Speaker 2: know the salt that that like the white film on
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: So there were handprints on my trunk from his right,
Speaker 2: So don't touch my car. Sti't touch my coat banging
Speaker 2: on your trunk? Well not again, not that it's so
Speaker 2: My car is so precious. But don't startle me because
Speaker 2: I'm in the process of getting into a very tight spot.
Speaker 2: I don't need to be startled where I might hit
Speaker 2: the brake or the gas pedal. That's fucked up, right.
Speaker 2: It's the neighborhood. You're the neighborhood watch. You're not the
Speaker 2: neighborhood tapper. The neighbor watch you know you should do.
Speaker 2: You should fucking neighborhood watch me pull into the spot,
Speaker 2: not neighborhood. Tap my car, not neighborhood talk to me.
Speaker 2: And if I'm gonna rob somebody's apartment in a high
Speaker 2: rise building on the Upper West Side, how was some
Speaker 2: guy in a yellow vest gonna You're gonna deter me
Speaker 2: from robbing somebody's house inside? And if I'm gonna mug somebody,
Speaker 2: this guy in a vest is gonna stop me the
Speaker 2: same gun I pull on on the guy I'm gonna
Speaker 2: rob I'm gonna pull on him too. What is he
Speaker 2: gonna tap on the robber? Hey man, that's illegal, that's
Speaker 2: a crime. I'm gonna tap on you top tap tap
Speaker 2: tap tap top. You just put that gun away. See,
Speaker 2: I really did, I really did. This was going somewhere else.
Speaker 2: I thought he was gonna try and guide you in
Speaker 2: the spot and say tight spot. I thought he's gonna
Speaker 2: help you and then oh no, But then like turn
Speaker 2: around and be like, hey, give me a tip, right,
Speaker 2: because I've seen that happen. I've had that right, I've
Speaker 2: had that right. We got we gotta take a break here,
Speaker 2: but I want to I want to say I'm gonna
Speaker 2: spring something on you, Brodie, because you know I love you,
Speaker 2: love surprises. I want to introduce you to somebody in
Speaker 2: a second here. You're you're gonna put on the phone
Speaker 2: with someone that's gonna upset me. No, it's gonna make
Speaker 2: your day with laughter or disgust. I'm not sure which
Speaker 2: way it's gonna go coming up after this podcast. This
Speaker 2: is why I love our podcast because we don't really
Speaker 2: rehearse anything. Brody and I rarely share information about what
Speaker 2: we're gonna throw at each other because we want like,
Speaker 2: we like the live element of it. We like the surprise, right,
Speaker 2: do you have my third grade teacher on them? No?
Speaker 2: This is your life. This is your life. This is
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I mean, but you know in truth be told. When
Speaker 2: we plan the podcast, we write to know, but we
Speaker 2: we we talk very little about some of the things
Speaker 2: that we may be getting into or night. Right. All right,
Speaker 2: So I'm going to introduce you to somebody here. Just
Speaker 2: put her on the phone real quick. Here. I've never
Speaker 2: spoken to him at this person, never did. But you
Speaker 2: didn't meet her right now? Yeah, she is lice. No. Hello, Abby? Hi,
Speaker 2: how are you? It's scary and Brodie. It's the Brooking
Speaker 2: Boys podcast. Hi guys, Hi Abby? Does Abby know that
Speaker 2: she might be called today? Yeah? Yeah, I just we
Speaker 2: we spoke about this. It's it's kind of funny. So
Speaker 2: so Abby is. Abby is one of the newest members
Speaker 2: of the Elvis Drat Morning Show. She does all of
Speaker 2: our social media. She puts all the web stuff up,
Speaker 2: a lot of the stuff or the social media like
Speaker 2: tiktoks and things like that. Yeah, and Abby came with
Speaker 2: us to Universal Orlando. And Abby has an idea for
Speaker 2: a business that by the way, I'm telling Brody this
Speaker 2: for the first time. He's being surprised right now. But
Speaker 2: Abby thinks this is a million dollar idea that she
Speaker 2: wants to get into with her sister. Her sister was
Speaker 2: also on the trip with us, and I almost fell
Speaker 2: off my chair when we were talking about this over
Speaker 2: the weekend, right Abby.
Speaker 3: But yes, I feel like I missed the beginning part
Speaker 3: where my sister was like giving the overviews.
Speaker 4: I walked in like halfway through the conversation.
Speaker 2: So we have our listeners. Did the slices? Okay? Now
Speaker 2: the slices are how do I explain this up? Slices?
Speaker 2: If I would have brought this up and just talked
Speaker 2: about this on my own, I would have been considered pervy.
Speaker 2: But because I brought the woman whose idea was to
Speaker 2: maybe start a business like this on, because it's a
Speaker 2: very viable thing and I don't think it's been done before,
Speaker 2: I'm not a pervert. I'm just gonna remove myself from
Speaker 2: this right now. So first of all, meet David Brody.
Speaker 2: Brody of course you've heard Brody is legend. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, of course, yes, And Abby knows all about you. Brody,
Speaker 2: So you figured, you know what, I want to make money.
Speaker 2: I want to make a lot of money. I want
Speaker 2: to get rich. So why don't you tell Brody and
Speaker 2: the slices who are fandom your idea, your serious idea
Speaker 2: that you're considering of doing with your sister for absolutely
Speaker 2: an OnlyFans page.
Speaker 3: So it started out as we saw I Believe TikTok
Speaker 3: about a girl talking about how she made like how
Speaker 3: much money she made having selling feet picks, and we
Speaker 3: were like it started out as a joke.
Speaker 4: We were like, that's so funny, Like we could do that.
Speaker 4: That's easy.
Speaker 3: It's just your feet, and we were like, what if
Speaker 3: what if it was like a joint account, it was
Speaker 3: the two of us, and it was called sister Feet,
Speaker 3: like a sibling foot page. Again, started out as a joke,
Speaker 3: but the more we were talking about it, we were like,
Speaker 3: that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: So we've heard some crazy ideas for OnlyFans pages. We've
Speaker 2: talked about only fans on the podcast, but but they
Speaker 2: actually want to they actually want to literally do like
Speaker 2: lives and things like that of their feet. But it
Speaker 2: would just be their feet inter mingling with each other,
Speaker 2: like there'd be like levels of feet. So this was
Speaker 2: I thought this was a million dollar idea. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you need to like you know, and and maybe once
Speaker 2: every so often you'd have a a feet sure of
Speaker 2: the week where a guest foot would come in where
Speaker 2: you could like feature another f right.
Speaker 3: You were giving us amazing ideas to take this to
Speaker 3: the next level. I felt very encouraged.
Speaker 2: Right, So Brody, I just do you think that this
Speaker 2: is a viable business? First of all? Secondly, I mean,
Speaker 2: what if you're you know, would you condone your like
Speaker 2: your daughter's doing like they said, Look, you know what,
Speaker 2: I want to ditch everything that I do for a living.
Speaker 2: I want to be I want my I want to
Speaker 2: go into business of feet. And does it matter where
Speaker 2: they make their money? Does it at the end of
Speaker 2: the day or how they get rich? You're asking me
Speaker 2: fifteen questions at one. Yeah, let's leave my kids out
Speaker 2: of this conversation. Okay, I forget about you because my
Speaker 2: opinions for Abby are irrelevant to my kids. Okay, Abby
Speaker 2: is not my kid, my coworker. I don't even know
Speaker 2: Abby yet. Although she sounds very nice. Oh, Abby's a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: She's sweet as that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure, only your first impression of me. Well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: this was.
Speaker 2: Like an insight, but well, we started, we started, We
Speaker 2: started at the bottom. We started at the bottom, by
Speaker 2: your feet, and then we'll work our way up. So
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like, okay, see here's my thoughts.
Speaker 2: If you never show your face, and I guess you
Speaker 2: could talk right, but if your sister, if you and
Speaker 2: your sister, like, if you're legitimately your sisters and your
Speaker 2: feet look alike, guys, get off on sisters and twins.
Speaker 2: I mean, you could just say you're twins. No one's
Speaker 2: ever gonna know you're not, because that's big. Twin feet
Speaker 2: is huge. I imagine I'm on in feet. But okay,
Speaker 2: you can do to toes day, tose days a day
Speaker 2: where you feature close up shots your toes. Wow, this
Speaker 2: is why I was the writer for the show for
Speaker 2: twenty five years because today, right, guys, Yeah, see, I
Speaker 2: also think I also know if things go wrong, you
Speaker 2: do foot fungus Friday. You know I say that if
Speaker 2: it happens, you get like, you know, a couple of
Speaker 2: corns on your feet. Shit could happen.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, we could get prosthetics. Honestly, no one needs.
Speaker 2: To know or you know, you could do You could
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, well exactly could do that. I think
Speaker 2: toes day is a great day, great great promotion. I
Speaker 2: think it's fine. I think if you had the Morning
Speaker 2: show promoted, that would be man. But I don't think
Speaker 2: they're gonna They may put you on as a topic,
Speaker 2: but I don't think they give out because you don't
Speaker 2: want people to know what's used. You can't promote. You
Speaker 2: can't promote. Now, if the Elvis Durand Elvis Durand show
Speaker 2: account was to just happen to like promote this random
Speaker 2: foot fetish only fans page, like, oh, isn't this weird?
Speaker 2: We came across this. This is kind of weird. Right,
Speaker 2: it's called Sister Sister feeds the official name, right, Like,
Speaker 2: then you could then you could promote it but like, wow,
Speaker 2: isn't this weird? And then but not say it's you.
Speaker 2: Then you could use the power of the show.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think it's a great idea if as long as
Speaker 2: it's not like a gateway drug where all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you start doing like thigh Thursday. It's you know,
Speaker 2: five Thursday, you're going down. You're going down a bad
Speaker 2: Road at thigh Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, and that's so true. That's so true.
Speaker 3: I think I I think I would already feel scared
Speaker 3: enough about the foot, but.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's my foot. If I'm going to have
Speaker 4: a foot, I might as well make money off of it.
Speaker 2: I guess, oh them, I would imagine you make money
Speaker 2: off both. You're not going to be partial to one
Speaker 2: foot of the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See. I suggested that she goes through with maybe, you know,
Speaker 2: like maybe one day do like a like a pizza
Speaker 2: making class with her feet, so they the two sisters
Speaker 2: could have their two feet, like somebody wants to foot pizza,
Speaker 2: no kneading the dough kind of kneading the dough with
Speaker 2: their toes and stuff like that, or like how far
Speaker 2: can you how much you're right? What could you what
Speaker 2: skills can you actually do and you know, perform with
Speaker 2: your feet? I honestly, I don't think anyone's out there
Speaker 2: doing this. I mean anyone anyone could do a foot fetish.
Speaker 2: Annoyed you think, so anyone could do a foot fetish OnlyFans,
Speaker 2: But but to have sister feet and like like like
Speaker 2: two people with feet in the same picture. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm just spitballing here, but you know you, does
Speaker 2: that exist? Brodie seems to think. Brodie seems the things
Speaker 2: that exists anyone with a fetish, and there's a fetish
Speaker 2: for anything, a billion people. Yeah, damn it, Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: I'll tell you story is a long time ago when
Speaker 2: I worked for the other comedy company that wasn't part
Speaker 2: of our company. I'm not gonna say what company was.
Speaker 2: I worked for another comedy company and we had a
Speaker 2: comedian come in to do some voice over work and
Speaker 2: he said that he and his friend got into an
Speaker 2: argument that you can't find video online of anyone having
Speaker 2: sex with an inflatable sex doll. This was like two
Speaker 2: thousand right now you can find it. So so Spruce
Speaker 2: and I were like, if that's bullshit, if anyone's into that,
Speaker 2: there's a video. So we googled it and it took
Speaker 2: us a few minutes because it wasn't the internet that
Speaker 2: it is now, but we found videos of people having
Speaker 2: sex with inflatable sex dolls. The point is, look, there's
Speaker 2: a category. We talked about this off was it off air?
Speaker 2: We wasn't on air, but in the Elvestre and studio.
Speaker 2: We talked about cake farts, like people who like to
Speaker 2: watch people fart into cakes.
Speaker 4: That's so niche.
Speaker 2: It's so niche, it's so gross. It's niche. By the way,
Speaker 2: I was too fancy of a word for cake farts,
Speaker 2: I grew by the way I walked out of the
Speaker 2: room on that conversation. I couldn't handle it. I remember
Speaker 2: that vividly. That was but without mentioning names. Somebody else
Speaker 2: in the room immediately googled cake farts and started watching
Speaker 2: the video. Yes, we're gonna say who it was. No,
Speaker 2: So the point is, Abby, this is the show you
Speaker 2: work on now, I should know that. The point is
Speaker 2: if people are in the cake farts, you're fine with feet.
Speaker 2: Feet is mundane. Feet is like, oh yeah, you have
Speaker 2: a foot fetish. Col Okay, I'm sure there's people dating
Speaker 2: foot fetish. There are people that eat and lick and
Speaker 2: drink and sip and put straws in the weirdest ship
Speaker 2: and I like this the craziest, Like, come on, truffle butter.
Speaker 2: This song is about truffle butter. Scary, I think, like
Speaker 2: a video, foot is a problem. No, I guess not,
Speaker 2: I guess, But but what do you think so, Like,
Speaker 2: have you spoken to anybody in your circle about this? Like,
Speaker 2: I'm talking to my friends about foot fetish, now I'm
Speaker 2: talking about that. I'm talking to Abby, like like your
Speaker 2: family or anything like that.
Speaker 4: I I have not necessarily our We haven't talked to
Speaker 4: her mom about it. I would love to hear what
Speaker 4: she has to say.
Speaker 3: We were telling our friends about it just because again,
Speaker 3: this was just like a funny little he he haha joke.
Speaker 3: But then even our friends were like, honestly, that's not
Speaker 3: a good idea.
Speaker 2: No, it's a great Do you think that you would
Speaker 2: how much if you cleared a million dollars a year,
Speaker 2: would it be worth it?
Speaker 4: Definitely?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, Abby, you work on arguably the biggest and best
Speaker 2: morning show in the country. I'm not telling you anything.
Speaker 2: You don't know. How much money do you need to
Speaker 2: make from showing just your feet to walk out the
Speaker 2: door and quit your job at the Elvistrean Mornings.
Speaker 4: That's such a good question. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 4: want to leave. I really like it here.
Speaker 2: She loves it. Okay, passive income. Yeah, but let's say
Speaker 2: that's eight hours a day that you're working for the
Speaker 2: morning show that you could be making five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a day day you're wasting money. And let me ask
Speaker 2: you this another question, would you if no one was
Speaker 2: looking film or post foot pictures during work under the table?
Speaker 4: I don't think I would do that.
Speaker 2: No, because that's no. You can't do that. That that's
Speaker 2: that's work moonlighting. Why not? Why not? She's like in
Speaker 2: the summer times, she's wearing flip flops or thong shoes
Speaker 2: or whatever or crocs and she pops them off and
Speaker 2: like click, like boom, boom, done post them That could
Speaker 2: be five one thousand dollars while she's sitting there doing
Speaker 2: social media. It's so true. So in the from a
Speaker 2: scale of one to ten, how serious are you about
Speaker 2: actually going through this idea? And I know your sister,
Speaker 2: she's she's all in on it.
Speaker 1: What I know.
Speaker 3: She seems really all in on it, whereas for me
Speaker 3: it was like a joke. But honestly, student loans aren't
Speaker 3: going to pay themselves.
Speaker 2: So like, oh, oh yeah, I didn't realize you had
Speaker 2: student loans. Do you have friends? Do you have friends
Speaker 2: that are that are thinking about doing this kind of
Speaker 2: thing or something similar?
Speaker 3: No, but we've all talked about the possibility of it,
Speaker 3: because I mean it's not only just it's there are
Speaker 3: specific websites for feet too. There's like feet Finder. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's like all sorts of things. So it doesn't even
Speaker 3: necessarily have to be an OnlyFans page. But then I
Speaker 3: don't know, like how do you promote that.
Speaker 2: Let let's expand this, abby, Let's let's see let's see
Speaker 2: what your who your level is here? Okay, non sexual
Speaker 2: body parts, Okay, so we'll take out the two up top,
Speaker 2: the one in the front, the one in the back.
Speaker 2: We're gonna eliminate the big Okay, there are there are
Speaker 2: guys with fetishes for other body parts. Yeah, so like
Speaker 2: what albo money people. Some guys are into shoulders, oh,
Speaker 2: nas navels, right, belly bully all right. People have under
Speaker 2: on fetishes. People have back of the knee fetishes. So
Speaker 2: do you draw a line at feet or like if
Speaker 2: you if you got a hot tip you like, hey,
Speaker 2: if I if I do, like, uh, you know, shoulder fans,
Speaker 2: I should make a lot more money because there's there's
Speaker 2: not a lot of market. Like guys, I knew a
Speaker 2: guy worked with a chuck e cheese. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say his name. Many years ago, when I was a
Speaker 2: teenager who was big into shoulders, he would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I love shoulders, the hair on, like a girl's hair
Speaker 2: laying on her shoulder, big into shoulders, And I was like,
Speaker 2: that's fucking weird. But it's not weird if that's what
Speaker 2: you're into. So are there other non sexual body lodging
Speaker 2: his zone body parts that you would do? And then
Speaker 2: no problem?
Speaker 4: That's so interesting. I think I'd have to think about
Speaker 4: that a little bit.
Speaker 3: I think I have to consider I like belly button,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I might be uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 2: Like belly button, it's where your boggle cord was. There's
Speaker 2: nothing sexual about it.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't even like.
Speaker 3: It's so true, But I don't know. If there was,
Speaker 3: like a I would take a picture of, like my hands,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have an issue with that.
Speaker 2: All right? What about what about shoulders?
Speaker 3: Shoulders? That's interesting. I don't know why, but for some
Speaker 3: and it bothers me a little bit.
Speaker 2: What about your clavicle? But you guys are into like
Speaker 2: the your neck area.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a neck is too close to face.
Speaker 2: I think, all right, what about on your wrongs? Nah?
Speaker 4: You probably that's just interesting. I don't think I yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't think that's my journey.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not her truth, Brodie. We got okay, we
Speaker 2: got we got feet wet we're doing. We could toe
Speaker 2: ring Tuesday or toe Tuesday. We have options on Tuesday. Hands.
Speaker 2: We got hands. We could do like manicure Monday.
Speaker 4: To the hands, Yeah, okay, Monday.
Speaker 2: Hands and feet, head, shoulder, knees and toes. You can
Speaker 2: a head, shoulders, knees and toes to the top of
Speaker 2: your head, back your neck. Maybe I knew that you
Speaker 2: all right? So so anyway, anyway, it was just an
Speaker 2: interesting one. Is I'm up for it for her if
Speaker 2: it supplements the massive income she's already making on the
Speaker 2: morning show, supplements her social media money, knowing that she
Speaker 2: can't promote it with her own social media or the
Speaker 2: shows social media really because she doesn't want to say
Speaker 2: who she is, right, or you may I don't know
Speaker 2: who knows. You may have to set up a TikTok account,
Speaker 2: do some foot videos for that with a link and
Speaker 2: all that stuff. Yeah, I think I say go for it,
Speaker 2: but I would say be open to other areas where
Speaker 2: you might be able to like do like, you know,
Speaker 2: a different day part a different like like it's a
Speaker 2: foot page, but hey, we're doing this body part on
Speaker 2: this day and get comments and see if you should
Speaker 2: spit it off into a second page. You got to
Speaker 2: you got a lot of like leave it two thousand.
Speaker 2: You got a lot of body parts, right, so let
Speaker 2: go commercial leave it two thousand, two thousand. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: telling you el elbows. There could be guys in elbows.
Speaker 4: You never know, so I'm sure someone somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's my point. There's so much money to be me. Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: let me ask you a question. Abby. I know you
Speaker 2: may not be into feed. I totally get that. And
Speaker 2: more importantly, you may not be into guy feet because
Speaker 2: some of them are hair on them. You know, I
Speaker 2: got the most gnarly toes ever, Yes, Scary's got the
Speaker 2: most like hawk like looks his pigeon.
Speaker 3: It's not for me.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. Scary sometimes, like if you go like on
Speaker 2: the party, when you go on party planes or like
Speaker 2: Orlando scary ways like flip flops and thongs by the pool.
Speaker 2: You don't want to see that ship it's it's brutal.
Speaker 2: I got the groups because before I went on this
Speaker 2: trip on purpose. But he has to get the toe
Speaker 2: beards and the clippings and wold. Yea is it okay?
Speaker 2: If scary? And I do like a Brooklyn Boys feet page,
Speaker 2: but we will be featured featured guests, not on page
Speaker 2: guized feet. There are what's your opinion on guys doing
Speaker 2: only feet?
Speaker 4: Definitely, there's definitely people out there for that. Like again,
Speaker 4: that's not my journey, but there are there is an audience.
Speaker 2: Are there are there women find that guys? There are
Speaker 2: other guys that want to watch guy's feet. Maybe maybe
Speaker 2: that's our calling, maybe that's women. I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: We would never make nearly as much money as you
Speaker 2: and your sister. Though here and I both have size
Speaker 2: twelve feet, we have the same sized feet. Nobody might
Speaker 2: attractive there you go, Nobody wants to see our toes.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think it has to even be
Speaker 4: conventionally attractive.
Speaker 3: Like again, there's something for everyone, like people will see
Speaker 3: all kinds of feet.
Speaker 4: I feel like, so there is somebody might like you somewhere.
Speaker 2: Okay, somebody might like your hawk feet so, Abby, You've
Speaker 2: used this term a couple of times, which I imagine
Speaker 2: is like a catchphrase view which is totally fine, where
Speaker 2: you say it's not your journey, which I love. I
Speaker 2: think that's a great line. But here's my question, what
Speaker 2: is your journey? Because I've now learned four or five
Speaker 2: things that are not your journey? What is your journey?
Speaker 2: What is your ultimate journey? Because it's not feet. So
Speaker 2: if somebody said, Abby, what is your journey?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What is your journey? If I said something, what you do,
Speaker 2: that's my journey?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Well, we were cooking here this afternoon. There, thank you
Speaker 2: so much, there, Abby for that call. Yeah, I love that. Oh,
Speaker 2: you can't let her off the hook. I want to
Speaker 2: know what a journey is. What's your journey? She doesn't
Speaker 2: having what you're doing.
Speaker 3: I think I'm still in the process of figuring out
Speaker 3: what my journey is. Living by the sea at some point,
Speaker 3: that is my journey. I need to live by the
Speaker 3: beach at some point.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, if your journey is a foot fetish page,
Speaker 2: it's one step at a time towards your journey that's
Speaker 2: also in front of the other. And as you leave here,
Speaker 2: we did this topic on The Brook and Boys a
Speaker 2: few weeks ago, about the resurgence of the sea word
Speaker 2: in a positive way. Abby. Abby has witnessed to all
Speaker 2: this too because a lot of her friends and her
Speaker 2: group of friends, they say, he have a seed day.
Speaker 2: We're allowed to curse on this podcast, but I don't
Speaker 2: like using the sea word, but they hey have a
Speaker 2: he did? He did? Abby? If I if I said,
Speaker 2: what is having a cunty day?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 4: I think that's hilarious? Absolutely, she.
Speaker 2: Abby, I hope you have a county day. Stop it. No,
Speaker 2: I cannot you to thank you to you as well.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, Abby, thank you. Before you leave, Abby,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to work together.
Speaker 2: Would you please? We're scary. That gives Scary good good
Speaker 2: wishes for today. Wish him that kind of day, Scary.
Speaker 4: I really hope you have a county day, Brodie and
Speaker 4: scary Brodie.
Speaker 2: It was one of those weird topics. It gets me
Speaker 2: to think, what is it that are people talking about
Speaker 2: today and ways to make money that are so foreign
Speaker 2: to you and I but are viable options for people slices?
Speaker 2: Is there something crazy you're you're thinking about doing or
Speaker 2: something out of the ordinary, non traditional way of making money.
Speaker 2: Please drop us a talk back that would be amazing
Speaker 2: and not just Reggie. Yeah, okay, Reggie, Reggie, I was
Speaker 2: doing something as much as I loved in other word,
Speaker 2: don't say another word. Reggie's funny and hilarious. She is great.
Speaker 2: This fifteen talkbacks in the last episode, maybe maybe n
Speaker 2: nine or ten other than Reggie Reggie here, you're getting better, scary,
Speaker 2: You're getting Reggie here? Oh my god, drop is to
Speaker 2: talk back? Where were we? Sorry, I can't concentrate. That
Speaker 2: was are we going to? That was? That was the
Speaker 2: last break? So this is the what you guys know.
Speaker 2: I have one quick story for you. Yeah, sure, one
Speaker 2: quick story. So do you know what chicken ol the
Speaker 2: King is? I mean, obviously it's a chicken dish ala king.
Speaker 2: I never heard ala king. I've heard the term at
Speaker 2: chicken ol the king don't know what it is? Okay,
Speaker 2: chicken ol a king is like it sounds really fancy,
Speaker 2: and I imagine it's like Caesar salad. Like he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: Caesar had this was his recipe? Chicken ola King. I
Speaker 2: assume like they either made it to sound fancy or
Speaker 2: there was a King. This is their recipe. I don't
Speaker 2: know the history of it, but Chicken ol a King
Speaker 2: and Swanson is the main company I've always eaten my
Speaker 2: whole life. My dad used to love it, so it's
Speaker 2: one of those foods I associate with my dad, like
Speaker 2: you'd always have it, like on white bread. So I
Speaker 2: developed the taste for it because you know, when your
Speaker 2: dad likes something, you're like, that's my dad's food, right,
Speaker 2: So when you eat it's like your childhood like that's
Speaker 2: my father loved that. It was shitty food, but he
Speaker 2: loved it, right. I think when he was in the
Speaker 2: military they called it shit on a shingle. I mean
Speaker 2: that I've heard as a term, but I didn't never
Speaker 2: heard that as an actual food. I think it was
Speaker 2: chicken ala King. So chicken ala kings like chicken, red peppers,
Speaker 2: potatoes in a white, creamy sauce in a can, like
Speaker 2: it's condensed and you add milk to it. Oh well milk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like clam chowder. Yeah, clam chowder is scary. You
Speaker 2: make scary clam chowd has milk in it, you know that, right,
Speaker 2: New England does. That's what chicken ol the King is
Speaker 2: it's white like clam chowder. Okay, I just get of
Speaker 2: clams though it's chicken and red pepper and potato similar.
Speaker 2: It sounds weird, but okay, it's not. Okay anyway, I
Speaker 2: haven't had it in like twenty years, and I was
Speaker 2: thinking about my dad and I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna treat myself in his honor, uh to have
Speaker 2: some chicken ol the King. I'm sure there's something your
Speaker 2: father ate as a kid or did where you know,
Speaker 2: people sometimes their dad smoked a cigar or had a
Speaker 2: certain can of beer. There's always something in your child
Speaker 2: who you remember your dad? It was your dad's thing. Well,
Speaker 2: my dad used to like, you know, he's like like, yeah,
Speaker 2: well check out King? Did I You know, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: can I have some? And I would dip the white
Speaker 2: bread in it? And what I did what he did
Speaker 2: because that's what you do, you know what you did?
Speaker 2: So I had a craving with chicken ol the King
Speaker 2: and slices. I like to leave us a talkback. Is
Speaker 2: there something like your parents always ate, you know, like
Speaker 2: that was a little odd or like off the beaten
Speaker 2: path that you're like, I eat that now, reminds me
Speaker 2: of them. Okay. So I'm looking in Shop Right, which
Speaker 2: is my main grocery store, and they don't have it.
Speaker 2: And I look online and they have it at Walmart,
Speaker 2: and they have it at Stop and Shop, which is
Speaker 2: another big grocery chain. So Walmart is like a destination
Speaker 2: location for me. I live maybe twenty minutes near the
Speaker 2: closest Walmart, so I don't just go to Walmart for
Speaker 2: chicken ola King. If I'm like going to get four
Speaker 2: or five things, I'll go to Walmart. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm gonna go to Shopwright. It says they
Speaker 2: have it. I look on the app. It says in
Speaker 2: stock chicken Ala King. So I go in and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: where would chicken ola King be. It's not really soup.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, is it near the chili. Can't
Speaker 2: figure where it is. So I go through the can
Speaker 2: goods ale. I don't see it. I go through the
Speaker 2: soup bowl all the Swanson products are. I don't see it.
Speaker 2: So I go to the customer service desk. I say,
Speaker 2: excuse me, I'm looking for chicken Ola King. He says,
Speaker 2: what's that. I said, well, it's made by Swanson never
Speaker 2: heard of it. I said, well, and I explained him
Speaker 2: what it is. He's, oh, try aisle six or seven.
Speaker 2: The two whiles I was just in. I said, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll go back because it's it's off by the soup probably,
Speaker 2: or it's by it's by the canned seafood. I would
Speaker 2: expect it to be in the canned food aisle. Okay.
Speaker 3: So I go.
Speaker 2: I go to the island and I don't see it.
Speaker 2: I go up and down the aisles. I don't see it.
Speaker 2: The app doesn't tell you, like what islets look like target,
Speaker 2: I'll say, like G thirty it's in the G thirty aisle.
Speaker 2: I don't know where is. I go back. I said, listen,
Speaker 2: are you out of it? Can you check your computer?
Speaker 2: I don't want to be looking for something for out
Speaker 2: of it. So he says, what is it again? I said,
Speaker 2: chicken ale the king. He said, well, if we have it,
Speaker 2: it's on the shelves. We don't keep stock in the back.
Speaker 2: So I'll go with you. Let's go look together, all right.
Speaker 2: So he takes me to the island. I'm in the
Speaker 2: ale with like the the chili and the soups and
Speaker 2: the sauces whatever. And he says, he goes, let me
Speaker 2: see what a look? What does it look like? So
Speaker 2: I show him a picture of the can on my phone,
Speaker 2: as if his eyes are better than mine he could
Speaker 2: spot it. And he goes, oh, is this what you're
Speaker 2: looking for? And I said, that's that's his Chicken of
Speaker 2: the sea. And he says, oh my god, yeah, is
Speaker 2: that what you're looking for? I said, no, look at
Speaker 2: a chicken, a lack king so king. So they led
Speaker 2: you to tuna fish? Yeah, I said, chicken, chicken O.
Speaker 2: The sea isn't even chickenish. So he says to me, Now,
Speaker 2: this guy's in like his twenties. Maybe wait, young guy
Speaker 2: relatively speaking, And he says, no, it says chicken in
Speaker 2: the sea. I go, yeah, of the sea. It was
Speaker 2: a joke that tuna fish is like the chicken of
Speaker 2: the sea. It's not. It's not chicken. No, and look
Speaker 2: and the and the can. You know, the tuna can
Speaker 2: is like an inch and a half high. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: tastes looking for a full sized can, blue and white label.
Speaker 2: I showed him a picture. Taste like chicken, sir, no offense,
Speaker 2: But this tuna fish can is like an inch and
Speaker 2: a little thin can look at a chicken chicken. He goes,
Speaker 2: how do you spell it? I go chicken space a
Speaker 2: space l a space King. I have to spell it.
Speaker 2: I'll laugh for him and king chicken ah la king.
Speaker 2: He says, Oh, let's go look in the soup aisle.
Speaker 2: He goes, here you go, here's some swans and products.
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, those are swan some products, but not
Speaker 2: chicken ale the king. Hey, I'm looking for a Dodge charger. Oh,
Speaker 2: here's a Dodge dot. That's not helpful of me. I
Speaker 2: want Swanson chicken ki okay, all right, here's Swanson chicken
Speaker 2: broth right, Why is that fucking helpful? I was Stowey.
Speaker 2: His name was stupid. It was Stewie from the family guy.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh he's your chicken out of king. I wish
Speaker 2: he was Stewie, but it wasn't stupid. Why didn't you
Speaker 2: go up to the front and go right to the
Speaker 2: manager to the front. He was the customer service guy.
Speaker 2: He was the guy. He was working in the big
Speaker 2: square desk side a desk, Go around any side, talk
Speaker 2: to him and get him out. He's the guy he
Speaker 2: asked to help. Hey, you know you know who can
Speaker 2: have chicken Ala King sent to me right away? Amazon.
Speaker 2: I go right to Amazon right now. Nope, bullshit, they
Speaker 2: won't ship it. They won't ship chicken Ala King. No,
Speaker 2: if you want, if you want, First of all, you
Speaker 2: can't order one can of food on Amazon. You gotta
Speaker 2: order a fucking palette like twenty four that's not true,
Speaker 2: or they do local delivery and paid. I got this
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime right now, I can go on Prime. Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2: You show me right right now, Amazon Prime, right now,
Speaker 2: Chicken al of King. I'm gonna find his chicken al
Speaker 2: of King. Oh you want specifically Swanson, It can't be
Speaker 2: anything else. That's Amazon, Swanson Chicken six dollars, chicken ah
Speaker 2: Li King Boom, twelve dollars canned right cans yep here
Speaker 2: what four dollars? Yep here it is Swanson dumpling Chicken
Speaker 2: al of King eleven eleven ninety five. Yeah, sweat, I
Speaker 2: want a can in a can can scary for twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: Twelve dollars Swanson can chicken ol of King with white
Speaker 2: and dark meat. Yep. Ten ounce can, yep, pack a
Speaker 2: five packa five. Amazon's gonna eat five cans as ship
Speaker 2: to pay tribute to my father. I want one can,
Speaker 2: but dude, you could just keep them in your closet.
Speaker 2: Earlier in this podcast, you was saying, how abouch you
Speaker 2: go to Costco and you buy the ten pound bag
Speaker 2: of fucking frozen shrimp. You can't you can't put chicken
Speaker 2: ol the king under the show. I go through the
Speaker 2: shrimp if as well. It's a three pound bag of shrimp,
Speaker 2: and I go through it in a week and a half.
Speaker 2: About eating five cans of chicken ala king, dude, even
Speaker 2: if it's like a thousand calories of cane, even if
Speaker 2: you eat two a year, you're they're good. You got
Speaker 2: You're good for two and a half years. You're covered off.
Speaker 2: Tell you what you can go half with me on it.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a couple of cands. What's so great
Speaker 2: about this shit? I would never use this if you
Speaker 2: like it, because you're a boogy bass. This is sodium City.
Speaker 2: Look at that that sodium City. One container has fifty
Speaker 2: seven percent of my daily value of sodium. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: sixteen grams of It is horrible. It's fifteen grams of
Speaker 2: This is awful for you, right you? I don't want
Speaker 2: five fucking cans. Scary, Why do you even want to
Speaker 2: eat this shit to begin with? Because it reminds me
Speaker 2: of my childhood. I don't need to remind myself of
Speaker 2: my death. So it's horrible. By the five pack and
Speaker 2: give the other four away. What's the big deal?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Who am I'm not going to poison strangers. Give it
Speaker 2: to a food uh More importly, I'm not panting twelve
Speaker 2: dollars for one can of shit? Can't you give it
Speaker 2: to like a food bank or something. I'm not paying
Speaker 2: twelve dollars for one case. Look, I can have it
Speaker 2: tomorrow Valentine's Day, seven am. The shit could be at
Speaker 2: my doorstep right now. You're a bit, you're a big shot.
Speaker 2: Why don't you order it? Send it to my house?
Speaker 2: You treat I can't believe you, so you need to
Speaker 2: a scary Look what a mention, by the way, wouldn't
Speaker 2: make up for the stake Tonny or me, But what
Speaker 2: a mention it would be if Scary ordered me my
Speaker 2: chicken al of king and said, you know what, Scary, David? Uh?
Speaker 2: I liked your daddy was a good man. Uh police
Speaker 2: officer defended New York City where where you used to live.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you some chicken oli king that'd be
Speaker 2: nicely and scary. I'd order that for me. I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it right now. Five cans. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't get it in any in any less, noe, I
Speaker 2: gotta dry. I go to Walmart and get it. My
Speaker 2: point was, it's not tone of fish chicken in the city.
Speaker 2: You exhausted me, David verdie, No stewie exhaust me. Fucking steweewee.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what this is? Stew anyway? Chicken ala king?
Speaker 2: Is it a stew? Can you spell chicken ala king
Speaker 2: for me? C h I c k e n chicken
Speaker 2: ah ah lah lah king? What do you think ala
Speaker 2: king was one word? I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2: This is there's way too much. What do you think
Speaker 2: allah was a L L A H. Brock Boys Boys