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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

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Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about every scared he was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Malborn.

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgera.

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Speaker 5: We're in my neighborhood, but we're not going to my house.

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Speaker 5: We're going to a guest's house.

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Speaker 1: That's right, because it's not about you today, Chris, It's

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Speaker 1: about our guest.

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Speaker 5: There's been so many episodes where in the past I've

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Speaker 5: made it about me, like it's me day, but yes day,

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Speaker 5: it's someone else day.

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Speaker 1: Although may I just say podcasting every day is me day.

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Speaker 1: That's what podcasting is all about.

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Speaker 5: Yes, It's almost like there's nothing into life aside from podcasting,

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Speaker 5: right right?

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Speaker 3: And then we hear a gun noise, Yeah, just a

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Speaker 3: gun noise. Not the shot.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, And that wasn't a joke about violence

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Speaker 1: or no self violence that's.

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Speaker 5: Ever happened to anyone in your family, Any violence has

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Speaker 5: touched you in any way.

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Speaker 3: We don't mean to bring that up.

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Speaker 1: Oh bring back man, a red light touch from violence. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I would like to just tell everybody that I am

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Speaker 1: wearing essentially dentures right now because I'm getting new teeth

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Speaker 1: and so I'm wearing fake veneers and it feels weird.

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Speaker 3: They could be the real thing.

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Speaker 1: But don't you love this neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: I do love this neighborhood.

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Speaker 5: There's so much going on that I gotta be careful

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Speaker 5: because I could leave the house every night and then

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Speaker 5: you know what happens when I leave the house.

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Speaker 1: You're happy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then so it which is fine. It sounds

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Speaker 5: good on paper, but then the rest of my life

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Speaker 5: I'm contrasting it with that happy time I once had

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Speaker 1: Park, that time where you were just walking down the

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Speaker 1: street whistling like Jughead himself.

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Speaker 5: On top of sunshine with my green, pointy weird hat.

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Speaker 1: I'm on top of sunshine in my hat, a top

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Speaker 3: Why oh yeah, Uh well, yeah. We Uh. I took

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Speaker 3: my first plates class yesterday. Chris something.

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Speaker 1: When did you get divorced? Okay, up top.

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Speaker 5: That yeah, that shower, that'll shower.

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Speaker 3: Look at this round muscular bubble butt. Did you take

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Speaker 5: And again, if any of your kids have been taken

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Speaker 5: away from you and we're not light, that's not a

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Speaker 1: We're not flagging anything and we're not pushing any button

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Speaker 1: at all. Was it the kind that had machine?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, aren't those cool when your neck when your spine cracked?

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Speaker 5: It was like an introductory level thing, so they didn't

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Speaker 3: It was just like starter off. Yeah. We basically did

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Speaker 1: It's pretty right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. They know it's good though, because it's fucking expensive. Yes.

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Speaker 5: They were like, okay, well you can do the uh

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, let's go down from there.

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Speaker 5: All the people that were in my little intro thing

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Speaker 1: Well it's good because if you just started doing it,

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Speaker 5: but it's I just don't know how to say no.

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Speaker 5: It's like the time I bought carpet cleaner from some

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Speaker 3: I could have easily told him these are wood.

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Speaker 3: And I feel bad, right, is it?

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Speaker 5: I wish Paul lived here at this camouflage would be

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Speaker 3: Sorry, thank you for your service, sir, Paul. I didn't realize.

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Speaker 1: Did that was? That was a tough one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how bumpers get ripped off. Good thing, it

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Speaker 3: Thank you, sir.

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Speaker 1: Thank you a very low cark.

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Speaker 3: Did we honk? It seemed like your horn was so

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Speaker 1: I know it wasn't me, it was it was someone

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Speaker 3: I bet he'll respond to that honk as if it

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Speaker 1: It's perfect timing.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, passer by. It was probably honking because they're

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Speaker 1: Thank you the clearly the lord who's on our side.

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Speaker 1: Evehn Do I sound different on the mic you now

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Speaker 3: I think you sound more sophisticated and more confident.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, and.

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Speaker 3: They'll have to get you when you talk right. It's

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Speaker 1: To most people at Lilith Fair. Yes, it already feels

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Speaker 3: I went to Lilith Fair years ago, and I really

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Speaker 1: Were you on drugs or drink I don't believe.

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Speaker 5: I think it was long enough ago to where I

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Speaker 5: by a story you know, huh, not just I did that,

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Speaker 5: and then silence followed by helicopters.

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Speaker 1: Listen, First of all, this is a helicopter podcast, be

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Speaker 1: not a storytelling podcast. We don't owe anybody anything.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hi Paul, nice to see you.

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Just have you a leisurely afternoon.

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Speaker 1: It's nice to see you.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you my hand.

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Speaker 7: Hi, goodness, see you see I will not a lot

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Speaker 7: of That's okay, A lot of people, uh, don't expect

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Speaker 3: You're gonna look at the back of my hair. That's right.

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Speaker 4: You've well sad to see this as a.

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Speaker 3: Oh she had to go first head rest.

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Speaker 4: I can't see your hair.

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Speaker 3: It's oh, yes, yes it is. It is grothy.

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Speaker 4: It's like you're a waiver for a head Paul.

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Speaker 1: What's going on with you? I like this area?

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Speaker 4: Thank you. This is my neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: Huh, I go park right.

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Speaker 8: You know, it's summertime in the neighborhood. It's hanging out,

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Speaker 8: a lot of riding bikes around the neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: It's really old timey Hollywood looking hospital.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a rehabilitation facility and it's you know, keeps

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Speaker 8: some exciting characters hanging hanging in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: As well.

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Speaker 1: Yes, nice.

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Speaker 5: I mean we were just talking about how I should

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Speaker 5: I can't even remember being there.

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Speaker 1: What a story, Yeah, got it was.

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Speaker 5: The ups and downs of it, followed by a home

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Speaker 1: Are there any characters, Paul, that you can think of

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Speaker 1: offhand that you this that makes you think of that

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Speaker 4: What his Lilith Fair problem?

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Speaker 3: No folk.

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Speaker 1: Or really anyone.

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Speaker 8: Well, there's one time this guy came to my house.

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Speaker 8: I was getting uh someone, We had some people doing

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Speaker 8: was like, oh what and he was like, yeah, we

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Speaker 8: Can you want to come up with us and keep

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Speaker 8: bring her down? He's like yeah, but you know, I

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Speaker 4: I was like oh yeah, okay, wow.

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Speaker 8: And I had my kids with me, and I was like, oh, fuck,

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Speaker 8: all right, and I turned around to tell them what

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Speaker 5: Oh what then did you casually say? You know what,

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Speaker 5: I never really liked that dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I was like, you know, my dog's here right now,

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Speaker 8: I was being lured. Yes, I was being lured out

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Speaker 1: Well that's super crazy. Were you being lured to the

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Speaker 8: Well, that's that's sort of the hangout spot out in

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Speaker 8: and loaded in the grass and I just don't want

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Speaker 8: any part of it.

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Speaker 1: You hate stuff like that?

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Speaker 8: I hate stuff? Well, yes, as a rule, I do.

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Speaker 8: You know, can you do me a favor while we're

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Speaker 4: Totally?

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Speaker 8: I need to drop off this DVD at the library. Yes,

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Speaker 8: I use my neighborhood library.

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Speaker 1: I love it all the time.

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Speaker 3: Quit showing off.

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Speaker 8: Well, you know these are these DVDs. They only give

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Speaker 8: it for four days, so you know, people get how

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Speaker 8: short DVD.

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Speaker 1: Rentals are that's right, and you don't want to get charged.

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Speaker 4: No, lord, no, they've already got me over the barrel

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Speaker 4: for three dollars. They asked me for it. Every time

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Speaker 4: I'm in there, I.

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Speaker 1: Never have cash over the barrel, over that library barrel.

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Speaker 4: It's it's a big barrel filled with books.

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Speaker 1: Yes, filled with Encyclopedia, brown books.

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Speaker 4: They've got a zine rack. It's a hip library. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Local zines, Yeah, some local zines.

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Speaker 8: There's yoga, there's I don't I don't know what else

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Speaker 8: they have, but they have others.

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Speaker 1: Gotta love it.

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Speaker 1: Would you give us a review? It was I'd never

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all Hollywood's just bells and whistles.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I wish more people took the initiative and brought

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Speaker 1: I think if we say that, sorry, no, don't worry

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we drive around.

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Speaker 4: I pay my bills online.

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Speaker 5: Drive you to like a coffee shop that has computers

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Speaker 1: You can surf the web without getting caught by the FBI.

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Speaker 5: Go to my more scandalous websites at the coffee shop.

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Speaker 1: Well, Chris said that he'd seen he's been seeing you

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Speaker 3: Sure? It was? Please say Frisky's cat food?

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Speaker 1: Why was that yours?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I have Toyota one today. It's boring.

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Speaker 8: Anything that's a large multinational corporation, that's yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know that. It made me do a

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Speaker 4: That's early.

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Speaker 8: I had to pretend to be a guy desiring a

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I see you differently, Thank you guy.

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Speaker 1: interesting snacks for sale at a grateful dead show.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, that's that is a great side hustle, right

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Speaker 8: the very first I mean.

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Speaker 1: My own ice cream sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: Right, No, no, it's it's quite all right. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The first commercial I ever was in it was Burlington

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nutched a Christmas tree that big?

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Speaker 3: have that tree. Yeah, well it's confronting these commercials.

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Speaker 5: But if I had that house and I had that tree,

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Speaker 5: you know, wouldn't we shopping at Berlin a coke factory.

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Speaker 1: But it's so much more than coats.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they have a band of scarves.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love to pick my hats from a barrel.

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Speaker 4: I let see them smoosh.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, a hat from a bank and a hat that

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Speaker 5: I've told you about the hat I had that I

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Speaker 5: I'm just wearing a dead guy's hat stopped. But I

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Speaker 1: I think that's what he'd want.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's better than his fucking kids gave to him.

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Speaker 8: You know, they should have kept the hat.

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Speaker 5: I really think they definitely should have kept all the

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Speaker 5: Elvis Costello cassettes I got from him.

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Speaker 1: I mean, clearly those kids didn't have a sense of

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Speaker 5: It's strange to me that I because I'm really into

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Speaker 5: it wasn't until I had four cassette types from this

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Speaker 1: Do you know I can't listen to Elvis Costello because

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Speaker 1: my college roommate used to sing I'm sure I to

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Speaker 1: do this, but used to sing. We listened to him

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Speaker 5: I was just like And the worst experiences when someone

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Speaker 5: has a good voice but happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when they can't control the performance of the voice

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Speaker 1: right where it's like we're in the car, I don't

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Speaker 5: Before you do that, you you go to my level

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Speaker 3: And then when you're in the studio, I'm are.

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Speaker 1: You talking about me? Yeah? When are we in this studio?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I've heard some of your studio recordings.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't there, otherwise I would have mucked up your performance.

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Speaker 1: I say, when we were doing our Duets album.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't listened to Karen's Live at the Bootleg,

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Speaker 5: you should listen to a lot of people, don't someone.

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Speaker 5: I've gotten messages where it's like, who did your guys' song?

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Speaker 3: They don't even know it's you.

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Speaker 1: Really, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: But interestingly enough, like half the people that were did

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Speaker 1: that live show with me that night are in this

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Speaker 4: Wow, this is kind of a reunion, the reunion show.

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Speaker 1: It meant a lot to me, guys.

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Speaker 4: It was a really fun time. One of my own

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Speaker 4: ago was that six years No.

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Speaker 1: Five five, twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 5: I believe that makes that that registers that. That's one

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I have lost context.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was years.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're all dying so quickly. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: just now that's.

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Speaker 1: How it usually is. Chris, that was nineteen years ago. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 8: I'm I'm now twenty years out of high school. This

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Speaker 8: So it's that's I don't really care about that. But

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Speaker 8: all of the articles I see is like, this album's

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Speaker 8: and it is like, oh fuck, yeah, yeah, it all

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Speaker 8: has been aging this whole time. Oh yeah, okay, Wow,

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Speaker 8: those NBA recruits didn't know who Outcast was. What they

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Speaker 8: showing them people from twenty years ago, and they didn't

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Speaker 4: God damn showed me to the bone.

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Speaker 1: That's horrible.

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Speaker 4: That's horrible.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, in their defense, Outcast hasn't been pumping

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Speaker 1: I feel like, hey, yaw is forever.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. Have you been to a wedding? I think

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Speaker 4: you know Outcasts.

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Speaker 5: I think you do know because I'm on the floor

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Speaker 5: shaking it like a polaroid picture.

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Speaker 1: So give me some sugar. I'm your fucking neighbor. The

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Speaker 1: best song lyric of all time. There's no fucking it

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Speaker 1: is it is it is, That is truly. Every time

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Speaker 1: I heard that song when it first came out, I

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Speaker 3: I Am your neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh the way he says it, Okay, some sugar.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I'm still now on it plays on K one

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Speaker 4: Sometimes.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's when you know when Outcast is on the

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Speaker 4: Well they got to move it forward. That's yeah, they

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Speaker 1: It's pretty awful. I speaking of time passing and aging

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: At the dentist this morning, I had one of those

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Speaker 1: like huge hold your mouth open, Oh, this is a

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Speaker 4: All the bad smells from deep within your mouth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I think about it.

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Speaker 1: Too, but I mean old popcorn shells.

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Speaker 5: I'm not a try I just I worry about what

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Speaker 3: She doesn't deserve.

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Speaker 1: What your mouth is giving her.

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Speaker 5: And she works so hard to really get in there,

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I've been around a while.

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Speaker 1: They are good teeth.

455
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, litl choppers, nice and straight.

456
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,439
Speaker 1: Real straight.

457
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 5: I wish they used to be really white. But you know,

458
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 5: I also used to have twenty twenty vision.

459
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

460
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,639
Speaker 4: Those things change.

461
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.

462
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,960
Speaker 1: They crumble away.

463
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,800
Speaker 3: Just one morning. They just suddenly shatter your eyes.

464
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,680
Speaker 5: I used to gray vision, and then one day I'm like, oh,

465
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,320
Speaker 5: something happened. I can't read my phone. And I actually

466
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 5: went to an optimologist.

467
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,600
Speaker 3: And he said, yeah, just you're at that age.

468
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 5: And I'm like, yeah, but yesterday I could see, today

469
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,640
Speaker 5: I can't. So clearly there's cobalt from my hip surging

470
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 5: through my veins. He said, no, that's how it happened

471
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 5: for me too. One day I just noticed I couldn't see, yes, yeah,

472
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 5: and I'm like, okay, so then I and he interrupted

473
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 5: me and said, in the world as a vampire.

474
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,919
Speaker 3: Ye, great, so he's saying it.

475
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 1: Do you know that I went to the ophthalmologist one

476
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 1: time because my prescription had changed so quickly and I.

477
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: It was the optomologist in the mall, and he was

478
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,160
Speaker 1: very odd and at one point when he was checking

479
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 1: my eyes to figure out what my new prescription was,

480
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 1: he was like right here, like his face was one

481
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: inch away from my face or less. And I was

482
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: just saying, yeah, it's really weird because I was I

483
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,880
Speaker 1: feel like I was like a certain amount of near

484
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 1: sighted for a while, and now it's just cratered and

485
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: now it's crazy bad. And then just with his face

486
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: right next to my face, he went, you cannot fight

487
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: Mother Earth or Father Time. Oh and the lights were

488
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,919
Speaker 1: out because he was looking like in the backs of

489
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: my eyes. But so we were in a dark room

490
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 1: and he was whispering that shit right right at me.

491
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, I get his numbers. He sounds like

492
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 4: a cat.

493
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: I think he was.

494
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 4: So creepy in those moments.

495
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 3: That's just a terrible I mean, Mother Nature, that would

496
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 3: have been normal.

497
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 1: But so, yeah, no one's trying to fight Mother Earth

498
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: for fuck's sake, it's too big.

499
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 4: Yeah we live here.

500
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one's doing that, but.

501
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 5: We are all in a bloody battle with the Father Time.

502
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just never hear him called that, right, it's the.

503
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 1: Patrecide element nobody wants to face. Right, we're killing our

504
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: own father exactly.

505
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 3: Just leave my parents out of.

506
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: Please, please, please, So, Paul. One of the things we've

507
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: really started doing pretty habitually on this podcast is going

508
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 1: to Starbucks drive throughs around town. I love it.

509
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 5: I love it, even though we know there's Ma and

510
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 5: Pa coffee shops, but they don't get put that spring

511
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 5: in my staff.

512
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 3: Um sorry, now you.

513
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Speaker 8: I grew up in a town with I think the

514
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 8: most per capita drive through coffee shops.

515
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 4: Really, they're on like every corner and.

516
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 8: Every grocery store parking lot would have a little like

517
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 8: a little photo hut that you could drive through and

518
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 8: get coffee. And it's the best. You shouldn't have to

519
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 8: get out of your car and stand in line for

520
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 8: a coffee.

521
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: Once you do a drive through a coffee place, you

522
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: never want to get out of your car again, right,

523
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: And when I say you, I mean me. I don't

524
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: want to get out of my car.

525
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm becoming a person that doesn't want to be

526
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 5: in my car ever, because now I live in a

527
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,679
Speaker 5: neighborhood where I can walk to everything, and I just

528
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 5: leave it in the garage and then I'm like, oh,

529
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,120
Speaker 5: I got to drive today and the batteries just tad.

530
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 4: Yes, I have lived that, that is happening.

531
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 3: I gotta wake up the neighbor Oh my god.

532
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 5: Someone I've met another person that used to live in

533
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 5: my area and yeah, just a friend that from Austin

534
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 5: and he said, you know, that neighborhood has a lot

535
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 5: of sex offenders in it. And I'm like, why, what,

536
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 5: why are you telling me this? He said, because there's

537
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 5: not a school around that neighborhood. We should go to

538
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 5: Annie's Law, Amy's Law, whatever, Neighborhood Watchdog one of these sites.

539
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 3: And of course my neighbor was on there.

540
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Wow, I gotta look at these things.

541
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 4: I have children, I mean, yeah, no, I should know.

542
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 3: Do his picture was?

543
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 4: I mean, well, you know that's why we keep the

544
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 4: kids not locked up, but very close to locked up.

545
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, as close to locked up as possible.

546
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 3: You leave that bulldog running around the neighborhood.

547
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 4: I mean it's well, I shouldn't know.

548
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 3: She never kids up when that guy?

549
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 5: Did you specify when that guy you noticed your dog

550
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 5: was in the place, did you then just slam the

551
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 5: door shut?

552
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 8: You know he was he immediately got apologetic and like

553
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 8: backed off.

554
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 4: Oh, And I was like, hmmm, that's what I thought.

555
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm just suspicious of that.

556
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: Did he want you out of the house so that

557
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: they could go in or did they want you up

558
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 1: somewhere so that he could mug you?

559
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 3: All right? Yeah, no one of the two.

560
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 5: I went the menu at the dog, ran in and

561
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 5: sprayed him right in the face with pepper spray.

562
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 3: I will say that it.

563
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 8: Was one of those things that just gives you that

564
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 8: cold feeling in your body of like you so easily

565
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 8: get walked into these things, right, and.

566
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: Especially when the people are nice and like Nacy Nicy, right,

567
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: they're helping. Yeah.

568
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 5: I walked past a woman the other day and she

569
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 5: was kind of doing her hair, and from behind I

570
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 5: couldn't tell that she was very much on crack or something,

571
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 5: but she was like using a reflection in a window

572
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 5: to do her hair. And I just glanced over and

573
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 5: then she got behind me and said, did you did you.

574
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 3: Mess with my shit? Did you mess with my shit?

575
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 5: And she pushed me and then I turned around and

576
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 5: it was just an eye. I'm like, I don't know

577
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 5: what you but she wasn't going to listen to reason,

578
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 5: and she just kept getting in my face. And then

579
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 5: some woman that works in like a bridal shop was like, oh,

580
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 5: it's okay.

581
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 3: She's she knew of her.

582
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he just gave her a look and the

583
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 5: lady totally snapped out of it and like smiled and

584
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 5: walked away, and I'm like, oh, that was just a

585
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 5: fun game to her.

586
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

587
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she's just mentally ill and shouldn't be

588
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: on the street because that all those people used to

589
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: be in mental hospitals, but because of Ronald Reagan, they

590
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: all live on the street now. I just walked drove

591
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: down Sunset and there was just long strips of sidewalk

592
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: that are homeless encampments with garbage everywhere. It looks like

593
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: post apocalyptic. It looks like a movie.

594
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 3: And they are ninety percent mentally ill.

595
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, They're just trying to get by. It's horrible.

596
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm always saying, especially when it's a lady that

597
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 5: just looks like my mom wandering around, I can't.

598
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,160
Speaker 3: I can't.

599
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 5: And and she's got shoes that were probably nice a

600
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 5: couple of years ago when she had an apartment.

601
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 3: I fucking came in. It's horrible.

602
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 5: It drives me nuts, and I like to cheer people up.

603
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 5: On this podcast with just I'll relate to.

604
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: What other fun things are you doing?

605
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: Well?

606
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 8: It's you know, it's just like these drive through coffee

607
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 8: places homeless encampments are popping up in every city across

608
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 8: It's true.

609
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 4: They're all dealing with both things.

610
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: It is true. Hi Yah, can I get a ventie

611
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: of your iced tea lemonade? Anything you want?

612
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 4: I would. I want to have your exact same order.

613
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: Okay, and can we get two of those iced ty

614
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: lemonades please? Same? Thank you.

615
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 3: She did a good job.

616
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: She's like for all that noise, yeah no, she she.

617
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 3: Just was like, I want to make sure there's no mistakes.

618
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

619
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was thorough.

620
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 5: And here's the card that we are using Shelley in

621
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 5: Wonderland on Instagram.

622
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: Thank you, Shelly for buying our coffees this week.

623
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.

624
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: What an amazing racket Chris and I have made up, Paul,

625
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: we started going to Starbucks drive through so now at

626
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: all of at least my favorite Murder live shows, and

627
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: then Chris is starting to get it too. At his

628
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: comedy shows, people will come in the meet and greet

629
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: line and be like, oh and this is for you

630
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: and chrispher Dinah and give us Starbucks gift cards so

631
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: we both have a ton It's the best. It's the

632
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: best thing we never meant to do and now get

633
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: to do.

634
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 3: Yes, brilliant, awesome mistake I've ever made.

635
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 4: It's been Yeah, it's the kismet, no serendipity.

636
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, both mixed together.

637
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 4: Well, I'm reaping the rewards of it right now.

638
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: This is fantastic, enjoyed.

639
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 3: This is good.

640
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 4: Actually, I like.

641
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 8: That you order it as an iced tea lemonade and

642
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 8: not as the infront ouncelable Arnold Palmer.

643
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 3: Arnold Palmer, what a hard name. You know. He drive

644
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 3: a lot of cars that were rear real drives, rear

645
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 3: wheel Arnold Palmer, mirror.

646
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: You feel like you're drunk when you're trying to say Arnold,

647
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: or I do.

648
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 4: I'm just swallowing the whole word.

649
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: It's yeld Palm all.

650
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 4: In the back. A horrible name.

651
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: You have to keep it way in the back. I

652
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: saw on my way to pick up these guys at

653
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: the office, of course was late, as we all know,

654
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: there was a big strip of brown rug in the

655
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: center thing and it literally looked like somebody hit a

656
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: brown bear. But it was like right in the middle

657
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: of Silver Lake, and I was like, oh my god,

658
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: someone killed the Saint Bernard or it was crazy.

659
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 5: But then it was just cart You imagine how horrified

660
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 5: you would have been if it was one of those

661
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 5: brown bear rugs and the head was at the end.

662
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: Of it someone just threw it away.

663
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: It would just that would be you got to pick

664
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: that up. That should be some prank that you know,

665
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 3: Ashton Kutcher or someone should pull on someone.

666
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 4: In college.

667
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, my friend sent me a box and I didn't

668
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 8: know what it was and I opened it up and

669
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 8: it was a fake stuffed polar bear rug. So as

670
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 8: I opened it, it was it looked on first open

671
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 8: like a real bear's face.

672
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 4: It scared me. I was scared. It was a great prank.

673
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 8: We used to mail each other pranks and that was

674
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 8: the I think that might have ended it.

675
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems expensive.

676
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 5: It's hard to top severed animal head in a box

677
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 5: when it comes to pranks.

678
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: Here's a good prank. The boys my sister's neighbors in

679
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: her college apartment put a freeze dried, curled up rattlesnake

680
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: into her car when we were moving her out of

681
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: her apartment. So I opened the passenger door, put something in,

682
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: looked down. There was a coiled up ready to strike rattlesnake,

683
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: and I just moved backwards and shut the door quick

684
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,479
Speaker 1: more quickly than I've ever moved in my life. And

685
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: they were all standing up on the porch watching and

686
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: they were like whoa. And they were like really impressed

687
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: because I didn't scream, I didn't have a reaction. I

688
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: just got away from it as physically fast as I could.

689
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: And I've always been incredibly proud of myself for that.

690
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 4: I know I would stand the test of a real rattle.

691
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: I really I passed a rattlesnake drat test, and I

692
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: don't think that's easy.

693
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's huge.

694
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 5: I fell down my stairs the other day and kind

695
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 5: of did a diving role and ended up on my feet,

696
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 5: and I just was proud that.

697
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 3: It's like, my reflexes are still there. Wow, still do that?

698
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: What's Paul? What are you proud of IM?

699
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 4: I am also proud of my reflexes.

700
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 8: I feel like, especially when you become a father, your

701
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 8: reflex has become more important.

702
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 4: Do you have to I've caught a child by the face.

703
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: Before wow was falling.

704
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 3: Don't just scream. I can't even pull my basketball.

705
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 4: My daughter was on the stairs and she was going

706
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 4: to jump to me, but instead of jumping, she did

707
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 4: like a trust fall.

708
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh.

709
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 8: So she ended up about, you know, a couple stairs

710
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 8: shorter than she should have, and I caught her face

711
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 8: right before it hit the stairs.

712
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 3: Oh well, and it was she so she.

713
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 8: Wasn't hurt and didn't at all appreciate what an amazing catch.

714
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 4: I there's no one to share this great moment in

715
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 4: her mind.

716
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 3: You just slapped her in the face.

717
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 4: Ow. I'm like, yeah, yeah, ow, but I would call

718
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 4: it off the stairs.

719
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

720
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 5: There's a compilation out there of dad's oh rabbing their

721
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 5: kids at the last minute. Video that is some of

722
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 5: them are horrifying, like out of control car into a

723
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 5: gas station and people are just grabbing kids by their faces. Yeah, yeah,

724
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 5: at the last minute. And it's you know, it's old.

725
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 5: It's not a bunch of athletes doing this. It's just

726
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 5: everyone has that fight or flight instinct, like, yeah, your

727
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 5: quick twitch muscles, I'll just wake up when it's a kid.

728
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: I think one time Nora was on a like a

729
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: play structure at the playground across the street from my

730
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: sister's house. And she was two, and she walked very

731
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: very early. I think she was walking at like nine

732
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: months or some of that. It was really creepy, and

733
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: she would run down the street and people would like

734
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: stop and talk to my sister because it looked it

735
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: looked like we had a puppet the night way. So

736
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,719
Speaker 1: she was on this play structure and she was going

737
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: to she was showing me how she was going to

738
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: go and run across that little bridge. You know how

739
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: they make a little bridges sometimes that are kind of loose.

740
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then kids think it's great to run

741
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: across them. So she was climbing up the stairs to

742
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: get onto the bridge, and at the top she just

743
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: started falling backwards. But I was on the other end

744
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: of where the bridge was ready to catch her on

745
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: that end, and I moved so lightning fast and caught

746
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: her by the back of the head and just tipped

747
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: her back up and then she went anyway. It was

748
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: like for her, it was just like a weird thing

749
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: that then she was going. But for me, at like

750
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: I saved her from intense brain damage by somehow like

751
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: the flash moves where it was just like I was

752
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: here and then I was here catching her, and I

753
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: don't remember like any steps in between.

754
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 3: That's so great.

755
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: It was crazy.

756
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 4: I love that stuff.

757
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 8: It's the you know, it's the superpowers of our human nature.

758
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 8: M hmm, it's they really show up in those weird

759
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 8: moments like that.

760
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: I love it.

761
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, why can't they just be around all day?

762
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 4: Well, you got to keep putting yourself in mortal peril. Yeah, right,

763
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 4: that's right, and you will be great and long may

764
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,479
Speaker 4: you run, but eventually you'll miss the catch and you'll

765
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 4: die from it.

766
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

767
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 5: I should start living my life with my back against

768
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 5: the wall, just just for my just for my reflexes.

769
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 4: Well, just just look behind you, Chris, you are we

770
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 4: all are.

771
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 3: Yea, You're right. You're threatening me.

772
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: You guys are going to get into a fight.

773
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 8: Oh man, this is the ideal scenario to get in

774
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 8: a fight with someone directly behind them.

775
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 4: To drap into the car.

776
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done it before.

777
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 5: You grab the seat belt, the slack, you wrap it

778
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 5: around their neck.

779
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 3: Everyone knows that.

780
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 5: You put their feet behind their seat and then you

781
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 5: yank until nobody's breathing, right, Karen that's that's right.

782
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: You've got to remember these things.

783
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 5: Or if you have an extension cord nearby, that'll do

784
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 5: the trade too.

785
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 4: I've got a whole plate full of courts right next

786
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 4: to somebody. Look pretty thick.

787
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: You brought the chords, right, Paul, Oh.

788
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 4: Yes, I travel with cords.

789
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 5: You never know when someone's going to need to recharge

790
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 5: their phone or get.

791
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 8: Choked out or get killed, gets killed out, just get

792
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 8: killed lacks man skirt?

793
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: Are you are they still doing the squat melt m

794
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: Have you? Have you done it recently?

795
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 4: We just did it last night.

796
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,959
Speaker 1: Can you tell us a little bit about it? Because

797
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 1: I love that idea?

798
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 5: Does everyone close their set with the police shutting down

799
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 5: the thing.

800
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 8: The police have Now that the squat mill has moved,

801
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 8: it's now a comedy crawl, a tool if you will, right, Okay,

802
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 8: it's got a lot less attention from security types, which

803
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 8: is nice.

804
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 3: Right.

805
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, So tell people what you're talking about. Okay,

806
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: So the people that have never heard of.

807
00:35:59,520 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 4: It, Okay.

808
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 8: Squa melt started when the Meltdown Comics Theater closed down.

809
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 8: Howard Kramer felt like just because the place was closing

810
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 8: didn't mean comedy shit and at that address.

811
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 4: So he did a show in their parking lot. But

812
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 4: it was amazing.

813
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 8: The first few one were performing in like the old

814
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 8: trash and signs of meltdown comics, so it was it

815
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 8: was quite hilarious. And then we were at the Steve

816
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 8: Allen Theater for a while in their parking lot, another

817
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 8: closed down comedy venue as seen in the.

818
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 3: TV show Bear.

819
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I just recognized that in Barry.

820
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's exciting.

821
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: I love it.

822
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 4: And now it's been ripped down. It is now also

823
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 4: torn to the.

824
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: Ground, is that true?

825
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, they leveled it this week.

826
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 5: All those poor old men, those poor old athing its

827
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 5: threading around the glasses.

828
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 3: What do we do today to push the movement of

829
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: no religion?

830
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 5: I know they all wear old men and they were adorable,

831
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 5: but they were like atheists.

832
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and whole bunch of Roy Orbison's.

833
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 4: Yeah it was Roy Orbison, a famous Avis.

834
00:36:59,120 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 3: I don't know.

835
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 5: He just wore lot of black and more weird across

836
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 5: like bolo tie and he looks like a Satanist to me,

837
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 5: but maybe that's just in his TV concert.

838
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: At the one time.

839
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I still have a haunted grandmother amazing.

840
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: It's so good.

841
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 3: Do you know the concert I'm talking about.

842
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 4: Where there it's like seeing black and white, Yes, and it's.

843
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 5: It's beautiful and all the backup people, it's Katie Lang

844
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 5: and all these people.

845
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 3: But they he looks so.

846
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 5: Cool in it, you know, his hair and the glasses

847
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 5: and everything he was doing to just cover up his

848
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 5: face that he didn't he felt awkward about.

849
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,959
Speaker 4: But man, sense I want to do that. He needed

850
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 4: to get a big black wig, a nice dusty black wig,

851
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 4: you can giant faded glasses.

852
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: So so once it left the Sea Vland Theater with

853
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: Roy Robertson and the people who love Satan, you then

854
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: it's just a crawl. Then it's just been going from

855
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: place to place.

856
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 5: Well it yeah, the time I was on it, it

857
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 5: was across the street from there, so they crawled just

858
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 5: across the street. And that was a day where all

859
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 5: those cops they were like fanned out. It was like

860
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 5: seven cars.

861
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was intense.

862
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: They were like are we getting arrested?

863
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 8: And we were in the Barnsdale Park parking lot at

864
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 8: that point, and I think that's where that was not

865
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 8: a place to do that.

866
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 4: That was the smart smart venue, right, but just walking

867
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 4: up and down the street.

868
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 8: It's sort of close closed shops and murals, and it

869
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 8: is really funny just to watch the character of each

870
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 8: person set shaped by the environment that they're put into.

871
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: Because I realized a couple of weeks ago, I was

872
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: going to dinner at Friend sixty two with my friend

873
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: and as we were walking up, it took me forever

874
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: to put it together that it was a squat. I

875
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: think it was Megan Keester doing a set at squat

876
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: melt uh huh. What it looked like and what I

877
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: assumed it was because remember there was a theater right

878
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: by Skylight Books, yes, and there would always be actors

879
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: like do rehearsing on the sidewalk. I thought it was

880
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: some fucking gorilla theater thing. And I'm immediate was like,

881
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: look at these fucking nerds, and I was like so

882
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: angry and hateful, and then I was like, oh wait,

883
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: that's Megan Geyster. I immediately realized it was squat. No,

884
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, those are all my friends. But yeah,

885
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: it was pretty funny. I a lot of hate for it. First,

886
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 1: I also get someone had a camera and a light, yes,

887
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: so it just looked like la douchebaggery.

888
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 4: And that is definitely a lot of the reaction it

889
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 4: gets on Vermont's Boulevard. Yeah, people are apt whatever it is.

890
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 3: That's funny.

891
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: Everyone's so afraid to be the bad hipster that they

892
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: love when they see the bad hipster, like, there's a

893
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: real bad hipster. It's not me, Yeah, it's act guy.

894
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 5: Everyone gets mad when they see something non union happening.

895
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 8: Megan Keister was on the show last night and she

896
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 8: did a set with Alison Stevenson and that they one

897
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 8: point put the question out who here has a pilot

898
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 8: and then made a couple of people explain what their

899
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 8: pilots were. And to see it done in Los Felise

900
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 8: like that was chilly. Yeah, it was just like, oh god, no,

901
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 8: no one suddenly wanted to talk about their show.

902
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 3: A incredible that's so funny.

903
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 5: But you gotta be able to no matter what the situation,

904
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 5: you gotta fire it off because you never know what

905
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 5: executive you're going to be sitting next to on the Greyhound.

906
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: Every day is an audition in Los Angeles, that's right.

907
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 5: That's why I just walk around singing and dance and

908
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 5: waiting for a baby to follow.

909
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: You know, that is. That is what Michael Caine. That

910
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: was his number one advice to actors is treat everything

911
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: you do and everywhere you go like an audition because

912
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: it is in Los Angeles? Is not guy the best?

913
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 4: Michael Kane with that voice too, giving that advice. I

914
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 4: want to follow.

915
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 3: It every day an audition.

916
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: Every day.

917
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 3: I'm Michael Kaine.

918
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: I like my I'm Michael Kaine.

919
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 5: I have to say his name to do all my

920
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 5: impressions are saying the guy's name. Sure have mone Michael Kaine.

921
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 5: Didn't I say I'm Michael.

922
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 4: You're finding it. You're definitely the Actually almost.

923
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: We're doing an impression of the guys from the trip,

924
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: doing the impression Michael Caine. It's really this is it's.

925
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 5: Like it's like an impersonator's game of telephone.

926
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 8: You know, I don't like the gossip about celebrities that much.

927
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 8: But but Josh Grobin attended Squat Melt and watched the

928
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 8: entire show, really stayed for the whole two hours, traveled

929
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 8: with the program and watched it and had a great time.

930
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 8: It's really funny. It's such a it's such a unique experience.

931
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 8: People are really loose with it.

932
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: It's really fun Josh.

933
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: Josh is a unique experience.

934
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 3: He seems undeniably like a cool, funny guy.

935
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 4: He's an icebreaker. Yeah, he's got He was on Ally

936
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 4: McBeal the by.

937
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: Like the music, the Christian music.

938
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what he does?

939
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

940
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 4: I just know the song from Polar Express.

941
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's started and Christmas Christian evangelical.

942
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh well, but he also has a new TV show

943
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: that's a comedy where he plays I think some kind

944
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: of a detective or something.

945
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 3: Tony danzas in it? Or am I making that up?

946
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 4: I think I don't know.

947
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 3: Tony dan looks like it's dad.

948
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: Oh, but maybe that's why he's like trying to hang

949
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: out around comedians.

950
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 5: He's playing it by the books. Tony danzas a loose

951
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 5: cannon together.

952
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 3: Is it Tony d It's who's the caboose?

953
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

954
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 8: Yeah, hard to believe that Tony Danza could once play

955
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 8: a loose cannon.

956
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 4: He looks stressed out, Yeah.

957
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: Does he he does? He's got the Did he make

958
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: some bad investments?

959
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 4: Who has it?

960
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 3: Looks like finances.

961
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: I see a lot of finance stuff around the eyes.

962
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 6: Yes, oh yeah, A little wrinkles shape like dollars with negatives,

963
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 6: specific hardened brow, a squint, a little, that light gone.

964
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm judging Tony Dance a little bit

965
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking of Scott Bayo and all of his antics, right,

966
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: and they kind of look alike.

967
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah they did in the beginning.

968
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now I don't think Tony Danzon deserves that.

969
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're probably right, An It's got a few years

970
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 5: on Bayo. Yeah, yeah, he was already a grown ass

971
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 5: man in taxi. Isn't that crazy to think?

972
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

973
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 4: He I bet he was twenty eight. I bet he

974
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 4: was really Yeah.

975
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny. Thing is so was the little Danny DeVito.

976
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 3: Probably it's crazy. I will never My.

977
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 5: Favorite piece of trivia is that Wilford Brimley was fifty

978
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 5: two in Cocoon.

979
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: I'm just going to say that every episode.

980
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: It's no, it's worth it. It's worth it because we have

981
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: to think about this, that we are living better as

982
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: human beings these days.

983
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 5: Did you see the Cocoon Post or the foul Peralta Yes,

984
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 5: guy from ben put us in Yes, very Yeah, he

985
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 5: did good, he.

986
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 3: Did, he done did good.

987
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 4: I'm going to find this content.

988
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 5: It's just just go online and just go straight to

989
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 5: that scene where it's old people break dancing.

990
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 3: That's my favorite.

991
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 5: They don't see it in movies anymore where it's clearly

992
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 5: a stunt man and his wig is crooked, yes, or

993
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 5: a stunt answer. But man, when they all get the

994
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 5: feeling because they got cocoon juice in them apparent, they

995
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 5: just start breaking electric bugaloo.

996
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: I think it's really good though, that old people doing

997
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: young things comedy is over because after there's something about

998
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: Mary or the wedding singer with the rapin Granny. There

999
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: was about a decade of like solid like MTV promos

1000
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: which had old people rapping.

1001
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 3: And they just put old man makeup.

1002
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: On all and there was always there was always a

1003
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: rap element to it. So it was the you're just

1004
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: watching old actors humiliate themselves for money. And I hated

1005
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: it so fucking much. I hated it, and.

1006
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 8: I'll never get the cash in on it. Yeah, because

1007
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 8: when I'm old there they won't be rapping anymore.

1008
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: What if it comes back around when you're old and.

1009
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 4: Really peaks, it's I'm gonna start rapping again.

1010
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 5: I think it's becoming such a thing because now there

1011
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 5: are old I see guys with white hair skateboarding, and

1012
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 5: now young people don't know who outcast is. There are

1013
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 5: old people going hippity and hippity hop at at or whatever.

1014
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 3: That song is the one that.

1015
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 5: The old hip hop hip and that you'll see an

1016
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 5: old person do that at karaoke and it wouldn't even

1017
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 5: be ironic, or it.

1018
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 4: Would just be well received.

1019
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1020
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, oh that makes sense. So that little

1021
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 5: window of time is gone.

1022
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all gotten. The irony is dead.

1023
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 3: Well.

1024
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 8: I just saw that Beg's Awards show got their lowest

1025
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,959
Speaker 8: ratings ever. Then I realized maybe hip hop is having

1026
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 8: the same thing happen to them that rock and roll happened,

1027
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 8: and electronic music is gonna take It'll be we'll have

1028
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 8: old DJs. But that's not funny, right, you know, drinking

1029
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 8: a red bull. That's not that funny.

1030
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: It really isn't. We should work on it.

1031
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. What if they stopped waving their hands because they

1032
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 5: just don't care anymore?

1033
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1034
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: What if we just started caring? Yeah, come on, everybody.

1035
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 3: What if you wave your hands like you do care.

1036
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 1: But not in the air, down by your down by

1037
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: your hips?

1038
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah you do you care about your hips?

1039
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 8: So old people can't reach that high. That's why it's funny.

1040
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 8: It's actually sad.

1041
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: This sounds of cracking, that's what's funny.

1042
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 4: Get those joints biked up.

1043
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 5: I like how that press works for the city Parking

1044
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 5: Division and it says watch the road on and the

1045
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 5: he's covered with dents.

1046
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 3: And he just pulled in front of us like timidly.

1047
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 1: He just cut He just essentially cut us off.

1048
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's the real number? I want to tell someone,

1049
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 3: how has driving is?

1050
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: I want to talk to the city comptroller.

1051
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 3: This is the under this bridge.

1052
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:48,720
Speaker 5: I skateboard sometimes really curbs depytesn't set up, but they

1053
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 5: it's now a bust as they say. Oh, the guy

1054
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 5: came in his old golf cart and he was like,

1055
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but it came from corporate that you guys

1056
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 5: can't skateboard anymore.

1057
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 3: He was like, really sad about it.

1058
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 5: I think it's great, but my boss, there's a camera

1059
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 5: in there and then there's people skateboarding. He looks at me,

1060
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 5: and then I got to come over here and I'm like,

1061
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 5: you stop now, you're already the nicest security.

1062
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 3: Guard ever went and whatever happened to that?

1063
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, old people are rapping and security guards are tugging

1064
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 5: at my heartstrings.

1065
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: It would be funny if then you cut the inside

1066
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: of home depot. There's no office, there's no camera. That

1067
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: guy's just intentionally emotionally manipulating you.

1068
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't work for home deepoe. He's just a

1069
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 3: guy with a golf cart.

1070
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: It's just a massle with a golf card.

1071
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: He's just playing through.

1072
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 8: Think it's a golf course. That is an alarming character.

1073
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 8: I'm not ready to admit that that could be real.

1074
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,479
Speaker 1: Mind sucked security guard.

1075
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a golf

1076
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 4: cart like border patrol those guys that volunteer to do that,

1077
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 4: but just.

1078
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 3: Lower steaks all the Zimmerman type dudes.

1079
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paul, have you ever been arrested or interacted with

1080
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: security in a violence?

1081
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 3: How much time did you do and what a federal

1082
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 3: or state prison?

1083
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: Well, let's hear about it.

1084
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 4: I've never been arrested.

1085
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 8: I've been I've been kicked out of places, skateboarding when

1086
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 8: I was a kid, or you know, writing around in

1087
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 8: shopping carts. And it's how it used to be, man,

1088
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 8: just when you'd have fun in parking lots as a youth.

1089
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but uh no, I never got locked up.

1090
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

1091
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was very fortunate all through all through my

1092
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 8: years where I maybe had it come in.

1093
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: You never had to go to juvie.

1094
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 4: I never. No, No, I never had to go to juvia.

1095
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 4: Get my nose clean, Karen, have you been thrown in

1096
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 4: the slammer?

1097
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm pretty sure I haven't.

1098
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 3: Okay, or if I.

1099
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: Was, I was blocked out during it and I don't remember,

1100
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: but that doesn't count.

1101
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 3: Or you block it out because it's a terrible experience.

1102
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, emotionally I couldn't handle it. But no, I'm actually

1103
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: very afraid of authority in that way of like I

1104
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: never do anything that might get me in trouble, in

1105
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: the way of like people going let's let's sneak into

1106
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: this concert. I would never do that, like if I

1107
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: could get caught like shopliftings type stuff. I've always been

1108
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:10,280
Speaker 1: beyond paranoid to quote unquote get in trouble like large concept.

1109
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 8: It's not worth it, the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

1110
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never.

1111
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 5: I've never I've been lined up to get handcuffed because

1112
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 5: we're skating in the street and the cop threw he

1113
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 5: was in his regular car, his personal vehicle, and he

1114
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 5: threw open the door and right then it was after

1115
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 5: a basketball game. Right then, a news van ripped the

1116
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 5: door off his car, amazing and throwing him to the

1117
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 5: ground because he was holding onto it. And he was

1118
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 5: so mad, like it was our fault, and he started

1119
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 5: yelling at us, and we're like, hey, we didn't have

1120
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 5: anything to do with what just happened.

1121
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 3: And then he was like, let us go, and he

1122
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 3: was embarrassed. He was embarrassed that he's embarrassed.

1123
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's like, maybe you shouldn't let us skateboard

1124
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 5: across the bridge through stopped traffic.

1125
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 3: Where a small town, it wasn't a big deal.

1126
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you have to explain why you got the

1127
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 4: door ripped off your car like an idiot.

1128
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 5: Again, knowing then you probably have to put your badge

1129
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 5: on his desk and on Monday.

1130
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: Turn your gun in. Your door got ripped off. What

1131
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: if that's like the one rules, the one rule with cops.

1132
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: It's unspoken, but you know it.

1133
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you can understand the mechanics of traffic and

1134
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 5: your door, you shouldn't be operating a firearm.

1135
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: No, I had to drive through a bowl traffic the

1136
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: other night beforehand, and there was a guy that was

1137
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 1: because in Los Angeles, as we in this car, No,

1138
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: but maybe you don't know if you live somewhere else. No,

1139
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: everyone drives everyone. If you're waiting to go left on red,

1140
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: no one will stop in time, and you end up

1141
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: going left on I mean you have you have to

1142
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: wait till the light is red to take your left.

1143
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 5: Hand, and the person behind you most likely is going

1144
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 5: to do it too, even though.

1145
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: Yes, so people will so and it gets crazy. And

1146
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: then when the Hollywood he's in session, it gets terrible

1147
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: because the people get mad that they're made to wait

1148
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: for more than four minutes, and they start going totally

1149
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: deserved yeah, because.

1150
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 3: They basically paved a farm road to get you to home.

1151
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: It's so bad. Whatever. So there was a guy that

1152
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: was that was basically making people stop correctly and letting

1153
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: people go when they were allowed to. But he's standing

1154
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 1: there in the middle of traffic, just doing this real chill,

1155
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, everyone could kill him right now.

1156
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 3: Wait, was he just a guy with a golf cart?

1157
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 5: No, because you can just buy a vest and in

1158
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:36,959
Speaker 5: direct traffic.

1159
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: He'd be oh wait, now that I think about it.

1160
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: There was a golf cart parked in the street as well.

1161
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: Guys everywhere he's a scammer, but he's.

1162
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 3: No, he's just doing nice things.

1163
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 4: He sees a problem and he's fixing it. Yeah, he's

1164
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 4: filling the void. That's right, innovator.

1165
00:51:55,080 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 5: I do have reoccurring a reoccurring dream. I always wake

1166
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 5: up thinking I've done a crime. I have like nightmares

1167
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 5: that I killed someone and I forgot about it and

1168
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 5: then all of a sudden. It's the same as like

1169
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 5: the nightmare where you didn't finish math homework and so

1170
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 5: you have to go back to high school.

1171
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 3: Yep.

1172
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 5: It's always right before I wake up, I think. But

1173
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 5: I have one where it's a very specific dream.

1174
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 3: But I buried a bunch of office equipment.

1175
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 5: I crawled into it and it's reoccurring, and so it's

1176
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 5: copiers and everything. I put it in plastic bags and

1177
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 5: I buried it in before on Mount Sentinel. Yeah, but

1178
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 5: I stole the stuff in Helena and I'm with these

1179
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 5: friends of mine. It's very specific, and when I have

1180
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 5: the dream, there's nothing more real than it to where

1181
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 5: I'm like, where's that coming from?

1182
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: And did I do that? Yes?

1183
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 5: Right, I'm watching the confession tapes right now. And if

1184
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,439
Speaker 5: someone said you know you did you know you did

1185
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 5: this and they didn't get specific, I would just say,

1186
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I stole all that office equipment. I thought

1187
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 5: it was a dream. Yeah, I'm so. I'm glad I'll

1188
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 5: never be interrogated because I would fold and I would

1189
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 5: say that right, I did it because I don't know.

1190
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: Well, nobody trusts their mind. The least trustworthy thing about

1191
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 1: me is my brain and the way it fucking works

1192
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: and the ship it tells me. So like, yeah, if

1193
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: you're if you were like, no, no, no, that wasn't

1194
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: a dream, Karen, you actually did that, I'd be like,

1195
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: oh fuck, I don't believe anyone over me.

1196
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and try and try and use that defense in

1197
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 5: a court of law. You can be I mean, I

1198
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 5: don't know what my brain's telling me to do. You guys,

1199
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 5: you can be charismatically saying that they're like, yeah, he's.

1200
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 3: Guilty, but they don't know what it's like to be

1201
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 3: in the hot seat.

1202
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: No, I have no idea.

1203
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 8: That's why I told my my wife to stop asking

1204
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 8: me if I locked the car, Like if we've left

1205
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 8: the car, just let's all assume I locked it, but

1206
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 8: if you ask me, I will have to walk two

1207
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 8: blocks back and relock that.

1208
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 4: I'm tired of taking that walk.

1209
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: In the all the times that you had to do,

1210
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: take that walk and make that check. Were there times

1211
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,720
Speaker 1: where the car was not locked?

1212
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 3: No?

1213
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, never I locked. That's everyone does. It's automatic when

1214
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: you get out, isn't it.

1215
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1216
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: Pretty much.

1217
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. I got an older car than this. You still

1218
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 4: you still got to push the button?

1219
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you have to do this? No, no, no,

1220
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: hold the handle.

1221
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 4: Up, thank god. No, it's on the it's on the fob.

1222
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 4: At least nice.

1223
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 3: Did you say on the fob?

1224
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 4: On the fob?

1225
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 3: What is that?

1226
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 4: You know?

1227
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 3: You're the thing that I didn't know?

1228
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: It's called the fob? Yeah, oh well key fob guys.

1229
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 5: And I know it's probably people assume this, but I

1230
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 5: do learn something new every day.

1231
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 3: There are a lot of things I don't know.

1232
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: That's true about you.

1233
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, great that every day it happened, and it'll be

1234
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 9: a word where I'm like, like I one time I

1235
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 9: went with Michelle and Martha to six Flags and this

1236
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 9: was not this was less than a decade ago, and

1237
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 9: Michelle said, go pick up our tickets.

1238
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 3: There will call And I'm like, we'll call? What's a

1239
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 3: will call? She's like, will call the boot? I didn't.

1240
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 3: I'd never heard that phrase.

1241
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? Incredible?

1242
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 5: And then the same thing with them. They were angry.

1243
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 5: They were like mad that I didn't know that, and

1244
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 5: I sorry I did. It wasn't some rich kid going

1245
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,439
Speaker 5: to concerts growing up. I've never been to a will call.

1246
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 5: There aren't a lot of music going experiences in Montana

1247
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 5: where there's even a ticket. You just walk up and

1248
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 5: you pant someone five dollars, like it was rarely a concert.

1249
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 1: You hadn't been a Broadway right.

1250
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 3: And people are always like, what was the first concert

1251
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 3: you went to? I'm like, I don't know, Jay's upstairs.

1252
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 3: I probably saw a punk band and didn't pay.

1253
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 5: Like I just didn't know about ticket booths until I

1254
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:37,280
Speaker 5: was in the big fancy city.

1255
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: Well that's where they belong, That's what that's where all

1256
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: the best ticket booths are.

1257
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 4: Big fancy stah.

1258
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, the ticket booths and in Hollywood and blazoned with

1259
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 5: gold and the glasses bulletproof.

1260
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 3: It's so fancy.

1261
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 4: What was the first big concert? I was just gonna

1262
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 4: ask that I was curious answers, and I was thinking, well,

1263
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 4: I just said.

1264
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't remember.

1265
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 5: It's always a question on like an interview or yeah,

1266
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 5: it's I do not recall.

1267
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 4: Can we make one up for you?

1268
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 3: That?

1269
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,760
Speaker 5: I mean, I saw screaming Trees once. That was pretty early.

1270
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 5: That's a real concert situation. But that definitely wasn't the

1271
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 5: first one.

1272
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 1: What was yours, Paul.

1273
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 8: My first big concert was Tom Petty. Oh it was.

1274
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 8: It was really amazing. The Black Crows open for them,

1275
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 8: and that was it was really cute, like the Black

1276
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,919
Speaker 8: Crows are like, you know, they're definitely obviously they played

1277
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 8: a lot of live music. They're a real kind of

1278
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 8: loose rock band, and you know a couple of their songs.

1279
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:40,919
Speaker 4: It was fun.

1280
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 8: And then Tom Petty is so fucking good and you

1281
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 8: know every song. But the guy behind me loved it

1282
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 8: so much and was screaming yeah the whole time.

1283
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 4: I would I won't even do it. I don't want

1284
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 4: to imitate it now because we're in a small space.

1285
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 4: But it almost ruined. It ruined it for right left

1286
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 4: in a bad movie.

1287
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, don't sing in a concert, wait, just.

1288
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 1: Do stage whisper. But but give us the like longevity

1289
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: and intensity and whatever of like oh wow, wall back down,

1290
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: scam me up.

1291
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 5: Hell but uh, not singing along, just screaming. Yeah, I

1292
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 5: like Penny waiting, pausing while the guy yelled Yeah it's

1293
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 5: so stupid. Well, there was a I saw this man, Typhoon,

1294
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 5: and I knew nothing about him, but they have a

1295
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 5: huge following, or like a Portland man.

1296
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: And the people behind me it was a couple.

1297
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 5: They were singing at top volume, but they were like

1298
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 5: good singers, and they knew all the lyrics and they

1299
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 5: were harmonizing with each other. And I was like, it

1300
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 5: was just like it was in stereo. I didn't give

1301
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 5: a shit about that. I hadn't seen them before. Oh

1302
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 5: that's good. They were great. I've never seen a band.

1303
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 5: It was amazing how good they were. It's just a

1304
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 5: band I'd never heard of. But the people behind me

1305
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 5: were pretty good too. It was just like an added experience. Yes,

1306
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 5: it's very rare.

1307
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 3: I just don't know.

1308
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: You start going yeah, but turning totally with my back

1309
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: to the stage.

1310
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, two people that are six inches from my face.

1311
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: It'd be such a passive, aggressive way to get them

1312
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: to stop. It's pretending you're so into it that you're

1313
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: ruining it. So how long did that guy do that

1314
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:33,919
Speaker 1: the whole time?

1315
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 8: No, like the city ramped, Like he wasn't doing that

1316
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 8: during Black Crows. I think he was more of a

1317
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 8: casual fan there. But the show was like the Tom

1318
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 8: Petty part was so great that this kind of a

1319
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 8: ornate stained glass looking backdrop with all these pillars of

1320
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 8: stained glass, and I.

1321
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 4: Was like, wow, it's really beautiful.

1322
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 8: I'm subtle, and then it changes throughout the show and

1323
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 8: by the end of it, it's like, if you were

1324
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 8: on as that it would have been fucking incredible. It

1325
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 8: would have been you wouldn't have gotten out.

1326
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 4: Of your seat for sure.

1327
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 8: But it was so good and I love Tom Petty

1328
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 8: so much that my blood was it turned to fire

1329
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 8: and it took me days to calm down.

1330
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: And how old would you say that guy was?

1331
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

1332
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 4: He was, you know, definitely in his fifties, the perfect

1333
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 4: or humorous, all sense of decorum and self.

1334
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 8: And it's a rough time for a guy. You can

1335
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 8: become a real piece of shit.

1336
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 5: You know a lot about being in your fifties and

1337
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 5: then you just peel off a mass give me like

1338
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 5: an older version of yourself.

1339
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,959
Speaker 1: That's why he gets all those man cave commercials because

1340
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: he knows what a boomer feels like.

1341
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, I am fifty, but I do get botox. So

1342
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 8: I'm living the dream.

1343
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 1: The La dream. Have you? Oh? Have you guys seen?

1344
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: I was shown a viral video yesterday because I've been

1345
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: on a social media hiatus, hiatus, and so my two

1346
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: friends came over and I was like, anything exciting happening

1347
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: on Twitter that I should know about?

1348
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 3: Have you guys are not even looking?

1349
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 4: No good for you.

1350
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 3: I thought you just weren't contributing, but you did? You know?

1351
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 3: You still want to get your news and everything?

1352
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't. I can get news anywhere,

1353
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: and I don't want to get the news. It's all

1354
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: fucking horrifying. But yeah, that woman that got rescued out

1355
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: of the canyon, but then her the basket that they

1356
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: put her in, did you see? That's holy shit? It

1357
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: was so as they drew her up into the helicopter, huh,

1358
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: the baskets starts spinning, and then it's spinning faster and

1359
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 1: faster and faster, and they can't they can't put it

1360
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 1: back down because as they start to lower it it

1361
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: spins even faster, and that motherfucking basket was spinning for

1362
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: like four minutes at top speed.

1363
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 4: It's amazing, It's crazy.

1364
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 3: She just was at the end. Now I'm also vomiting.

1365
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: Yes, but apparently she's fine and she just was dizzy

1366
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: and it all for.

1367
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 3: A week.

1368
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: They ended up having to fly away with the basket

1369
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: hanging under the helicopter so that it would stop spinning,

1370
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: which is scary.

1371
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 4: You've got to pay for the helicopter ride. Anyway, I

1372
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 4: feel like, leave me hanging down and keep me spinning

1373
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 4: for a while. Yeah that sounds.

1374
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 8: I love roller coasters, and you know, getting truly disoriented

1375
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 8: is it's pretty sure, pretty.

1376
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 5: Excited roller coaster that I can get on anything. We

1377
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 5: called it the Rocco planes, but whatever. When it was

1378
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 5: when it's a ferris wheel with cars that flip, but

1379
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 5: if it's spinning, even a children's teacup ride, I will vomit.

1380
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 5: And I vomited it pivotal points in my life where

1381
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 5: I'm just making friends. Yeah, domited right over them. They

1382
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 5: stole are my friends to today. But the girl I

1383
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 5: was dating broke up with me.

1384
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: She wasn't into your vomits.

1385
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 3: That Monday. She just is like, I can't believe you're

1386
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 3: a vomitter.

1387
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: Get away from me.

1388
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a strong stomach, No you don't.

1389
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 3: In most cases, it was spinning. I was in the pool.

1390
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 4: That's the other thing about like reflexes is as you

1391
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 4: eventually you lose enough inner ear fluid where your balance

1392
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 4: is never the same. Oh no, irrecoverable.

1393
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: That's horrifying.

1394
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 4: And one day you're you know, you hop on that

1395
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 4: coaster and it is barf City, USA.

1396
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: And you can't move away. You are a citizen of

1397
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: Barf City.

1398
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 3: You've become the mayor of Barftown.

1399
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 8: My mom is very she'd throw up off ferris wheel.

1400
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 4: You know, we're on the ferris wheel. Give her our

1401
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 4: time about it.

1402
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 8: And then after you know, we finally land and she

1403
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 8: goes Barf's in the bathroom, just the you know, that

1404
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 8: sad look on your face.

1405
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 4: After you you throw up and you just feel bad.

1406
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 4: You don't feel good usually, Yeah, that's that. I felt horrible.

1407
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 3: I felt horrible.

1408
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 4: So we pushed her too far.

1409
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: Also, it's fine if that's happening to you, but your

1410
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: mom is the person that makes that stop for you.

1411
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: So to see your mom felled that way is terrible.

1412
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 5: I was still mad my parents made me play trombone.

1413
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 5: But one time my mom picked me up at school

1414
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 5: and she said, I'll carry your trombone. And then she

1415
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 5: slipped on the ice because she was holding a trombone

1416
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 5: and bruised her tailbone, and I just really felt awful

1417
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 5: and I wanted to bring that up.

1418
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 1: You quit, yeah, good, another one of those you quit

1419
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: trombone after that.

1420
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, yeah, oh I'm done, done, good, good smart.

1421
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 5: It's terrible to watch your mom slip on the ice

1422
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 5: holding your trombone.

1423
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me or anything?

1424
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 8: She would have caught herself if she wasn't holding your

1425
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 8: fucking trombone.

1426
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: I know she would have been a little whoo woo

1427
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: woa for her arms out like a taped answer.

1428
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 3: At least I could have been good at playing it.

1429
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 3: But I wasn't even good.

1430
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: God, none of that was worth it.

1431
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 3: Didn't practice. I forged a lot of my practice.

1432
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 4: She would a wasted opportunity.

1433
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I could have been in a ska band.

1434
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 4: A ska band I've never met all. You're never just

1435
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 4: one sky.

1436
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 3: You're a trombone guy. You're spread pretty thin. All over

1437
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 3: Moon Records.

1438
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: You're gigging, You're gigg Paul, Can you play an instrument?

1439
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 4: I can play the guitar a little.

1440
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: Bit like what Eagles level? Are we talking John mottneyor no.

1441
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,439
Speaker 4: Like Eagles level?

1442
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 8: M hm, definitely a lot of like like John Prine

1443
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 8: and Robert Earl Keane.

1444
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 4: I told her.

1445
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: John Prine writes some of the best three chord songs.

1446
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 8: Of all time. Yeah, you feel like you're doing a

1447
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 8: good job. And it's really simple.

1448
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: Yes, he covers up those sweet lyrics with the simplest

1449
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: chord structure ever.

1450
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 8: So it's just yeah, I can actually play it, you

1451
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 8: know what. And this is a proud achievement. I finally

1452
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 8: have been able to play a B chord without completely fucking.

1453
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: It up and stopping the song for four full seconds.

1454
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, now it's down to two and I feel like

1455
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 8: that is stylistic.

1456
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 3: At this point, I don't know what a B chord is.

1457
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 3: Why is it hard?

1458
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 1: It's a bar chord. H So you have to like,

1459
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: if I'm can correct me, if I'm mom, Paul, well,

1460
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: why is it hard for you? You answer, it's hard?

1461
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 8: So the you have to bar the top fret with

1462
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 8: your index finger. And then you have to get three

1463
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 8: other strings right next to each other, all pressed down,

1464
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 8: and you have to get them pressed right up against the.

1465
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 4: Fret bar otherwise it buzzes.

1466
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, you like you kind of sit on the last

1467
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 8: string and it has a flat sound.

1468
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like going like this, and you

1469
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: practice it and you do it wrong for the first

1470
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: forty thousand times you do it, and then finally your

1471
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: hand does it right and it's like, not your it's

1472
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: not even about you. You don't really know why. Yeah,

1473
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 1: but suddenly it's doing it right, and it's so it's uncomfortable,

1474
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: it's weird, it hurts your hand, and congratulations, I'm glad

1475
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: you're passing point.

1476
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 8: Oh I couldn't be. I would avoid songs that had

1477
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 8: b chords in it. And I was like, oh, well,

1478
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 8: I guess I'm never learning James Taylor's Mexico.

1479
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:53,439
Speaker 1: Well, that's what cables are for. And you just change that, Yeah,

1480
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 1: you change what key it's in, and then you just

1481
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: use a cabo or like, yeah, I've never used I

1482
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 1: never do bar chords because I hate him.

1483
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 4: It's so challenging.

1484
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 8: I use a capo and I'm trying to learn about

1485
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 8: you know, translating up and down with different.

1486
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 4: Having the guitar tune at different keys out my spot.

1487
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 3: No, No, you're good, you're good. You already have people

1488
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 3: trying to kill you from up there. Yeah, there's no

1489
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,480
Speaker 3: one's going to bring anything new to this street.

1490
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 4: No, that's true.

1491
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: Maybe people will come and help you.

1492
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 3: You're danger honey.

1493
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 8: Well, it's so funny because it's such a thoroughly gentrified neighborhood. Yeah,

1494
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 8: this little micro palace. Yeah, it used to be a

1495
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 8: six hundred square foot single room house and they leveled

1496
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 8: it and dug down a level.

1497
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 4: It's like a three story baby.

1498
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 3: Mixed feelings about it.

1499
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 5: I like how it's modern and boxy, but then also

1500
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 5: made of found wood.

1501
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks cool. It's quite styler.

1502
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 5: Is found at a store because it's no, they.

1503
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 4: Might have knocked our church down for its wood.

1504
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: You never worth it? Worth it to me?

1505
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 3: Well, is it safe to drop you off in front?

1506
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 4: Yeah it is.

1507
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: It'll be cool.

1508
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:07,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, so far, so good.

1509
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 1: Do you have any plugs or things coming up? There

1510
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: are things you want people to know about you.

1511
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 8: I always encourage people to listen to my wonderful stand

1512
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 8: up comedy album.

1513
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,880
Speaker 1: I was there when it was recorded. Thank you for coming,

1514
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: of course, I'm your fan.

1515
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 3: What is it? What did you call it?

1516
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 8: It's called dank oh yeah, oh yeah, kind of like

1517
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 8: my last name.

1518
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 4: But also it's a drug reference.

1519
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, is it?

1520
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 3: Is that? What that is? I thought it was about

1521
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 3: the weather.

1522
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 8: Well, more like describe a bog or unfinished basement. Sure,

1523
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 8: a lot of evocative qualities that.

1524
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 3: I like to fish.

1525
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 8: There's a real smell, that's right, Yes, yes, yes, it

1526
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 8: is musty.

1527
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was messed on the tracks.

1528
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 8: There were other there were two people at the recording

1529
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 8: that were dressed up like the Big Lebowski because it

1530
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 8: happened to be on the same day as Lebowski Fest.

1531
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrific.

1532
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 8: And these like friends of family friends, I really know

1533
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:04,040
Speaker 8: these people. They were in town at Lebowski Fest and

1534
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 8: they came to it just as the Big Lebowski. And

1535
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 8: it still I always have this picture in my mind

1536
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 8: of speaking the words and just looking at two people

1537
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 8: trust like the dude, and it was just so beyond amusing.

1538
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 3: I wish that was a on video special so people

1539
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 3: could see that and have it never be explained to them.

1540
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 4: I'm an next time I record when I will encourage

1541
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 4: a couple of people to dress up like.

1542
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 1: The dude, ye come down and like that's what you need.

1543
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it helps. It certainly cuts me up.

1544
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 1: Sets a tone for sure.

1545
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, you get a wild peacock to me

1546
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 4: under around?

1547
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well that show is over.

1548
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,879
Speaker 5: You know there was a comedy show with a peacock

1549
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 5: in the backyard, right, really, Yes, that Lily Hammered show

1550
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,599
Speaker 5: those guys from the south that we're here.

1551
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's brilliant.

1552
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 5: There was a giant cock in the back and he

1553
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 5: was his house basically, was I get the guy was

1554
01:08:59,439 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 5: in prison?

1555
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 3: I asked the neighbors about.

1556
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 5: There was like a Jaguar that they obviously didn't have

1557
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 5: the keys to. It was a nice car, but the

1558
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 5: tires were flat and the roof was open.

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01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 3: It had a sun roof.

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01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 5: And the peacock, which is for years, had been shitting

1561
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 5: into the car.

1562
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 3: It was just covered with peacock shit inside. Nice car.

1563
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:24,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, and just a beautiful but very prone to violent bird.

1564
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:26,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet not like people.

1565
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 4: When you're that beautiful, you can't help but be a

1566
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:30,600
Speaker 4: little bit.

1567
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:34,080
Speaker 1: You don't have to like people. They like you so much. Paul,

1568
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: what about squat Milt, do you want to give your is?

1569
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:37,639
Speaker 4: Are you on it?

1570
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,120
Speaker 1: Are you like one of the co hosts?

1571
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 8: You know, I've hosted it for Howard a couple of times.

1572
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,680
Speaker 8: He'll have to leave for whatever reason. I've got to

1573
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 8: step in, and it's always really fun. I encourage people

1574
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 8: to go even if I'm not performing it. Oh okay,

1575
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 8: I'm not at all of them.

1576
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: But what night is it? Wednesday nights? And where do

1577
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 1: you have to go? Into some kind of a website

1578
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 1: or something.

1579
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,759
Speaker 4: You know what I would follow Howard Kramer? Yeah, those ideas.

1580
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,520
Speaker 4: Let me plug his twittery.

1581
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you are good one.

1582
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 8: And yeah, it's it's a really great thing. It's really

1583
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 8: fun cool. Yeah.

1584
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for taking a ride with

1585
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 1: us today. This is really summertime, chill.

1586
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 4: Thanks for the ride. This was great and thanks Shelley

1587
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 4: for the Arnold, Paul Homer.

1588
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 1: For the Arnold, Thank you Arnold for the Shelley Caler.

1589
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 3: You've been listening to. Do you need a ride?

1590
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 4: D Y N A R.

1591
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 1: I leave you wanna way back?

1592
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1593
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:47,720
Speaker 2: much baggage you clean. Give us time and a Turmanol

1594
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 2: and gay we.

1595
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:54,839
Speaker 1: Want to send you off. Instead, we want to welcome

1596
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:55,920
Speaker 1: you back home.

1597
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 2: Tell us all about.

1598
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:03,720
Speaker 1: It, really scared? Was it fine? Melbourne?

1599
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1601
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1602
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1603
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:28,920
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1604
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1605
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:32,879
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1606
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:34,200
Speaker 1: Do you need

1607
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:41,599
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris