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Speaker 1: Scotchy.

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Speaker 2: Would you Gotchi the Drunk Dragon? Yes, I am.

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Speaker 1: Right in my phone. You're in my phone? Is Scotchy

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Speaker 1: the Drunk Dragon?

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Speaker 2: You name?

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Speaker 1: It was many many years ago. Here it is quarrel

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Speaker 1: Over Ceramic Dildo Workshop leaves New Zealand Potters spinning.

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Speaker 3: Good headline. And that's bananas.

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Speaker 2: All the way around the world.

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Speaker 4: Baby ba ba baby.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas, the teeny tiniest little

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Speaker 1: podcast about strange news there ever once was.

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Speaker 3: That's right, I'm kurb Brown Older, I'm Scotti landis Banana

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Speaker 3: Boy number two. Thanks for joining us once again on Bananas.

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Speaker 1: We are so excited about our guest today.

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Speaker 2: Honestly pomped thrilled.

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Speaker 1: Honestly pump thrilled. She is not only a friend, not

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Speaker 1: only an amazing performer, comedian, writer, creator, clown actor. She

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Speaker 1: also has an amazing special out that just came out

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Speaker 1: on Netflix called Nate. Please. Welcome to the show, Natalie Palamides.

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Speaker 5: Thanks so much for having me, guys. It's it's an

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Speaker 5: honor to be guess Banana Boy today.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, you're BB number three.

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Speaker 3: Holla how you feel? And Nate is incredible. Its god

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Speaker 3: it's so well done. It's just it's the best special

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Speaker 3: I've ever seen on Netflix.

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Speaker 5: No, wow, that means a lot. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: That means a lot, especially coming from you, Scott.

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Speaker 3: Thanks and sorry to all my friends who also have

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Speaker 3: Netflix specials.

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Speaker 2: But uh, I like Nate. Nate's more original.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's kind of crazy, like, how does it feel

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Speaker 1: like you broke a bear like a barrier in Netflix?

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Speaker 1: There has never been a fucking clown special on Netflix,

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Speaker 1: and now there is one. I mean, like, do you

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Speaker 1: you refer to Nate.

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Speaker 5: I mean it's an honor that people refer to my

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Speaker 5: work as clown work. I feel like that's something that's

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Speaker 5: so hard to achieve, like to do pure clown. I

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Speaker 5: definitely will say that it's like a hybrid and yeah,

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Speaker 5: let's call it clown like, let's give clown.

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Speaker 6: Yes, let's give clown a win here.

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Speaker 5: I'm happy to say that it is just to give

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Speaker 5: future clown specials, just to pave the way for them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like really it is. It's probably the

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Speaker 1: most unique special on television I think maybe ever.

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Speaker 2: So congratulation.

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Speaker 5: Wow, thanks guys, that's a huge dick suck and it

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Speaker 5: feels awesome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all. That is a ton of dick sucks.

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Speaker 3: We actually like our guests. We try to build people up.

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Speaker 3: In this world. A lot of people are super bummed

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Speaker 3: these days. We're very much on team. Like you did

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Speaker 3: good and nothing cynical.

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Speaker 6: I'm into it.

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Speaker 5: No, honestly, thank you guys. It's an honor to have

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Speaker 5: your praises, so thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Well, do you want to do some ceramic dicks?

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Speaker 6: I sure do?

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Speaker 1: Such a great segue, really good word, Natalie already nailing

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Speaker 1: the podcast format with a great segue into our first story.

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Speaker 6: Truly, dick stuff is my jam.

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Speaker 1: A so quarrel over Ceramic Dildo Workshop leaves New Zealand

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Speaker 1: Potters spinning. This is from the Taipeay Times. This is

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Speaker 1: was published Friday, December fourth, twenty twenty The Genteel World.

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Speaker 1: There's so many amazing I'm going to read. It's just

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Speaker 5: How does this this is in news? And you found it? Okay,

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Speaker 5: I'm on board.

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Speaker 1: Okay. This was sent in great question, how do we

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Speaker 1: find it? This was sent in to our Instagram page

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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast on Instagram. Guys, go, We're on there

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Speaker 1: all the time, constantly, constantly talking to you ban animals.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Megan prospit Wall.

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Speaker 2: Uh so Yes.

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Speaker 1: The genteel world of New Zealand pottery has been rocked

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Speaker 1: by a row over plans for a ceramic dildo making workshops,

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Speaker 1: sparking allegations of bullying and online abuse. Saramsis Nicole Gaston

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Speaker 1: said that she wanted the Wellington Potters Association to hold

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Speaker 1: the event with el Isa Lozano, a visiting riskin artist

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Speaker 1: who had conducted similar workshops in her homeland. Gaston said

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Speaker 1: that the pottery dildos are easily sterilized, can be warmed,

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Speaker 1: unlike latex versions, do not pose the rusting chemicals into

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Speaker 6: That thing can easily get too hot.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're supposed to touch it with your hand

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Speaker 6: Then you're going to be burning your hand better than guess.

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Speaker 1: I don't think people are. I don't think people are

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Speaker 5: You know, you never know, Kurt, I truly wouldn't be

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Speaker 5: surprised people like to camp and would see people like ceramics.

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Speaker 2: That is true.

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Speaker 6: That does remind me of a story.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if jump in.

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Speaker 5: One of my biggest comedy regrets is putting a popsicle

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Speaker 5: in my vagina for a gross out show and it

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Speaker 5: gave me like freezer burn on my vagina. So a

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Speaker 5: What's it called when your feet like turn black when

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Speaker 5: you have them in the Yeah, I got like some

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Speaker 5: a scroshout show at UCB. I was, Yeah, UCB Franklin.

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Speaker 5: It was when they were doing the Celebrity bar Machine shows.

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Speaker 5: I was playing Donald Trump's ex wife and the premise

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Speaker 5: thirty years later because Donald Trump's dick is so big

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Speaker 5: This is probably I want to say twenty sixteen. This

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Speaker 2: So it's fresh?

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Speaker 5: where I went wrong was so I had expected the

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Speaker 5: was like, Oh, it's gonna be really cool. My pussy's

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Speaker 6: Nope, it slid right in like ice like eyes.

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Speaker 5: Melted immediately because, as you may be aware of, the

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Speaker 2: Being and.

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Speaker 1: Probably right.

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Speaker 5: Temperature freezing, temperature freezing or below has to be ice temperature,

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Speaker 3: But I had headache between your legs, I get.

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Speaker 5: It, an ice cream headache between yeah, a brain freeze,

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Speaker 1: The thoughts age. Did you then have to go out

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Speaker 5: Yes, So it melted immediately and I was like, fuck,

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Speaker 5: I don't want to do that again, but I was

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Speaker 5: I didn't even know what it was.

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Speaker 2: You know, guarantee right, yeah, read thing, I thank you.

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Speaker 5: I was so just aloof to the yeast infections, ignorant

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Speaker 5: what's a yeast infection?

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Speaker 6: I was like way too old also to.

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Speaker 5: Not know what a yeast infection, like twenty six years old,

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Okay, you know what I do. It's it's nowhere

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Speaker 1: very often after I would go surfing, I would have

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Speaker 6: That's the ticket.

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Speaker 1: Huh. So I've definitely heard from doctors you're not supposed

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Speaker 1: Then I was surfing in Ventura and I had vodka,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, vodkas like should be cleaner than rum.

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Speaker 1: So I've also put freezing things inside my body. I

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Speaker 6: Okay, Wow, there's more.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, the forty one year old public servant.

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Speaker 1: First off, she's also a public servant, the one wants

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Speaker 1: to have this ceramic dildo making thing. Said. The backlash

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Speaker 1: She could quote some committee members said it was needlessly provocative.

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Speaker 1: Someone else said it was inappropriate, and this was this

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Speaker 1: was there was this very reactionary pearl clutch exactly like

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Speaker 6: It's twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 1: You got to get over this, baby, yeah, said Many

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Speaker 1: and she resigned no position began to include personal attacks.

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Speaker 1: This woman is just a potter who wants to make

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with a custom dildo like that seems the

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Speaker 3: ideal thing where somebody goes, I'm gonna make one the

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Speaker 3: exact size of shape that I like and then enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: I'm not just gonna go to that weird like ranch

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Speaker 5: She's elevating, She's elevating dildos. I know there's there's actually

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Speaker 5: Boss, something good to have on hand for a white elephant,

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Speaker 3: The Internet is just you can google anything image, church,

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Speaker 3: I'm almost positive the oldest paint cave wall painting they

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Speaker 2: I'm almost positive. I'm going to get look it up.

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Speaker 2: We'll find out.

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Speaker 3: They're set in by Kate x Delaney. Thank you Kate

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 3: She was probably on her phone. No judgment. Video captures

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Speaker 3: God be with us? Can we come back or what?

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Speaker 3: That's the funniest. The pilot said that to the air

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Speaker 2: Or what? We got them?

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Speaker 3: After noting the flight number of the operator asked colleagues

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Speaker 1: Of imagine, because you can you can be so sleep

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Speaker 1: a great movie.

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Speaker 6: Oh you should write that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so encouraging you to just think of yourself first

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who's the victim here? Really?

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Speaker 3: So they went back. Baby's fine, the united with mother.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you've had it around for five years.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, giving it some goldfish crackers whatever kids

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Speaker 1: The thing. And then this pickup truck.

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Speaker 1: He starts honking at me and he's up truck and

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Speaker 1: And then I like look in my rear viewer. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I was like, what do you want? And

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Speaker 1: he's like, do you need help? And I was like no,

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Speaker 1: I like yelled at him. I was so embarrassed, and

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Speaker 1: he drove away, and then I went and I took

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Speaker 1: it out of my car, and I realized, like the

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Speaker 1: way that the thing works is like both both ends

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Speaker 1: as soon as you yank it out of the pump.

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Speaker 1: Both ends seal, so like a lot of get not

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Speaker 1: a ton of gasoline can spill out, but that means now,

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Speaker 1: got this like eight feet of tia filled with gasoline,

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Speaker 1: and I can't put it in my car because we're

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Speaker 1: going to pick up my daughter and it will be

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Speaker 1: filled with fumes. And so I was like, oh, what

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Speaker 1: would be really useful right now would be a pickup truck.

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Speaker 1: But I just told that kind of fuck myself. So

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Speaker 1: I had to literally walk with it in my leave

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Speaker 1: my car on the side of the highway and walk

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Speaker 1: way then back down the exit ramp and then back.

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Speaker 6: To this gas station wowing for me.

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Speaker 1: Both of the managers.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Samaritan, well yeah, that was like I was like, what

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Speaker 1: do we do? Like laid it at their feet like

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Speaker 1: a dead snake, you know, and they're like, what do

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Speaker 1: we What do I do? Now? They're like, we don't

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Speaker 1: know nobody. There's no form to fill out for this,

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Speaker 1: you fucking weirdo. Like they just took my information and

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Speaker 1: like two weeks ago the owner called me and it

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Speaker 1: was honestly, it was only three hundred and fifty dollars,

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Speaker 1: which is surprisingly.

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Speaker 6: Pretty not surprisingly cheap.

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Speaker 1: Surprisingly cheap. I expected way more.

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Speaker 5: I bet you're the only person that's ever done that.

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Speaker 5: And the guy who invented the mechanism that allows you

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Speaker 5: to pull it off was like so stoked to hear

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Speaker 5: about it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I see.

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Speaker 6: That.

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Speaker 1: I bet you we will hear from a lot of

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Speaker 1: bananimals who did that. You want to hear another story, guys, Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll tease you and then let's take a break me this.

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Speaker 1: There's no good tease for this one. It's just called

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Speaker 1: the eruption of Mount edgecom the eruption of Mount Edge.

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Speaker 7: Come by that you choose gatherd from all the way

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Speaker 7: around the worlds.

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Speaker 4: Tectacle that maybe checks, but your manly that doesn't.

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Speaker 5: Don't think.

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Speaker 2: This strag.

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Speaker 1: We are back to Bananas with the wonderful Natalie Palomines

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Speaker 1: and listen, just everybody out there, if you're listening, Uh,

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Speaker 1: do us a favor one, do us a solid. Tell

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Speaker 1: somebody about this podcast. Tell them if you like it

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Speaker 1: all right, that's absolutely and then go and rate and

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Speaker 1: review us on the I.

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Speaker 3: It's called Bananas. You're listening to it right now. It's

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Speaker 3: really easy to remember.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Two everybody turn on your Netflix immediately after finishing this

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Speaker 3: and scroll till you see.

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Speaker 2: Nate n A t E.

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Speaker 1: It is gonna be the best experience you've had.

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Speaker 2: Scares, that's a good if you laugh, even better.

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Speaker 1: The fact, I think the challenge with shooting a special

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Speaker 1: like that, and I don't want to give anything away,

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Speaker 1: is it involves the audience intensely, and shooting that type

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Speaker 1: of thing poses like a logistical problem for shooting like

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Speaker 1: a comedy special because usually you have all the cameras

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Speaker 1: in the audience and they shoot the performer. But now

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you've got a situation where you

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Speaker 1: need to kind of have you need to cover three

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Speaker 1: hundred and sixty degrees?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Did you?

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Speaker 2: Guys?

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Speaker 1: I mean like, what was the conversation like that when

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Speaker 1: it was kind of like how do we do this?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Well, we wanted to bring the feel of the rambunctiousness

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Speaker 5: of the show to the screen, so immediately we thought

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Speaker 5: of having the cameras on stage with me, and cameras

522
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Speaker 5: that could follow me up into the audience and stuff

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Speaker 5: and make them really mobile in that way. And I

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Speaker 5: think using those guys, like a lot of shots of

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Speaker 5: me from behind. Showing the crew out successfully captures the

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Speaker 5: energy of the audience and the inclusivity of the audience and.

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Speaker 1: What you did the producers ever kind of say to

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Speaker 1: you like, look like they're like, you're gonna see these

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Speaker 1: cameramen if they're going to be behind you, and were

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Speaker 1: you like just like, I'm cool with that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they did bring that up and they were like,

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Speaker 5: should we try to hit them out?

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Speaker 6: And I was like, dude, it's a part.

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Speaker 5: Of it, Like yeah, this is like a messy show,

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Speaker 5: Like let's just like roll with that. You know. It's

536
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Speaker 5: like anything goes kind of in my shows, and I

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Speaker 5: get shit all over the floor, And if a cameraman

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Speaker 5: gets into a shot, that just.

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Speaker 1: And direct interact too, which is kind of great because

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Speaker 1: you're extending the idea of the show of interacting with

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Speaker 1: the audience with actually like the at home audience through

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Speaker 1: the person of the cameraman, which is cool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And well, also, like part of Clown, they teach you

545
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Speaker 5: in Clown that you're always in the environment. You should

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Speaker 5: always acknowledge the environment that you're in. So even if

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Speaker 5: you do create like a different environment or scenery, you

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Speaker 5: should acknowledge that you're still in a theater. So it's

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Speaker 5: like you're playing at the idea of being at a beach,

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Speaker 5: but you're still in a theater. So I kind of

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Speaker 5: brought that philosophy into using the cameramen and just like

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Speaker 5: acknowledge that they're there. They're there, We're not going to

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Speaker 5: pretend they're not. Everybody knows it's being shot, you know.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, well it works.

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Speaker 3: Thanks guys Kurk before you dive in, I just want

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Speaker 3: to give quick shout outs because people have been blowing up.

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Speaker 2: Natalie.

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Speaker 3: We have what's called the Bananas phone. Mint Mobile gave

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Speaker 3: us a free phone for a year and I leave

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Speaker 3: it on all the time and I just answer whoever

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Speaker 3: calls it. I just talk to people all day and

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Speaker 3: some Last night somebody called at twelve thirty because I

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Speaker 3: forgot to turn it off. Oh, George who called me

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Speaker 3: from Lancaster, England. Thank you for calling George. I had

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Speaker 3: a nice chat. I know Beca and will So a

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Speaker 3: couple episodes ago. I said I liked raising canes the

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Speaker 3: chicken fingerplays, and Becca actually cracked the raising canes dipping

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Speaker 3: sauce recipe and he gave it to me and gave

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Speaker 3: me all the secret ingredients and Kirk, guess what Paprika's

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Speaker 3: in there?

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Speaker 2: Who knew? I didn't know Paprika was in there?

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Speaker 3: I believe then Finally, and also I'll give the number

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Speaker 3: again for Banana's phone. Just a moment, David called from Indianapolis.

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Speaker 3: He's a UPS driver. I've had like four or five

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Speaker 3: UPS drivers call. I just want to give a shout out.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we dedicate this episode to all the delivery people.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, especially oh my gosh during the Great Choar,

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Speaker 3: the amount of shit these people have had to deal

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Speaker 3: with while all of us are just ordering Amazon and everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: UPS drivers.

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Speaker 1: And now the Holidays, FedEx, Instacart, even if you just

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Speaker 1: like deliver for Whole Foods or any of the supermarket Absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Their guns must be out of this world. Yeah, they

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Speaker 5: must got biceps for to day.

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Speaker 3: They got they got all the muscles in all the

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Speaker 3: right places. So David and Indianapolis, thanks for calling me.

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Speaker 3: Uh feel better, And all the UPS men women, all

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Speaker 3: the delivery drivers out there, thank you. This very silly

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Speaker 3: episode is dedicated to you. But the another week, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: And if anybody is a UPS driver, is it true

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Speaker 1: that UPS drivers are only allowed to make left hand turns.

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Speaker 1: I heard that that was a thing they changed, and

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Speaker 1: it like like save the company, like eight billion dollars

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Speaker 1: in gas.

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Speaker 6: What.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they make their roots so that they that they

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Speaker 1: they never have to make a left turns right now.

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Speaker 6: They don't wait at light. It's smart.

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Speaker 1: So it's only right hand turns. Never make a left

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Speaker 1: hand turn. I don't know if that's true. I would

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Speaker 1: love to know.

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Speaker 6: Let us know, Kurt before you get into next story.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I should bring up that I

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Speaker 5: was actually left behind at a gas station when I

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Speaker 5: was a kid.

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Speaker 6: Really yeah, I kind of sat on that. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, combination of best story.

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Speaker 7: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Well, so I we were on a road trip to

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Speaker 5: Cape May, New Jersey. I would go every year with

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Speaker 5: my aunt and uncle and my cousins. And we had

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Speaker 5: stopped at the gas station, and my cousin Mollie, and

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Speaker 5: I would sit in the captain seats and my brother

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Speaker 5: and my other cousins would sit in the back row.

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Speaker 5: And I was always very nice and I would get

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Speaker 5: out to let them back into the car so they

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Speaker 5: didn't have to climb over me. My cousin Mollie, she

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Speaker 5: always just sat there and she's like I'm not good

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Speaker 5: enough for them or whatever. But you know, that bit

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Speaker 5: me in the ass being nice because so I'm getting

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Speaker 5: out to let them in.

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Speaker 6: Everybody's in the car except for me, and the door

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Speaker 6: is still open on the vehicle and it.

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Speaker 5: Starts driving away and I start chasing after the car.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, way way, and my uncle slams on the brakes.

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Speaker 5: I run into the door, face first, smack into it.

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Speaker 5: He whips back from the driver's seat and says, what

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Speaker 5: the fuck are you doing.

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Speaker 2: In the fucking car? Are you fucking idiot? Holy fuck?

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Speaker 5: And I'm like, I was waiting for these two no

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Speaker 5: nuts to get in the car.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you can't wait.

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Speaker 6: For another second for me to get in. And my

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Speaker 6: aunt's like, don't yell at Natalie Tom And it.

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Speaker 5: Was just, you know, he was just reacting out of

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Speaker 5: pure fear, like that he had killed me anyway, But yeah,

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Speaker 5: I love that you grow up in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh It yes factory. I always bring it up. It's

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Speaker 1: my favorite.

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Speaker 6: Oh you know it's Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time in Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 6: Oh have for touring stuff.

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Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend of thirteen years who was from Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 1: So for many longs we would go.

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Speaker 5: Back, is she now you're is? Is your girlfriend of

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Speaker 5: thirteen years?

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Speaker 6: Now your wife?

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Speaker 2: No great question ship?

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Speaker 6: And then you found somebody else?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh damn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now we've been together Lauren and I who are married

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Speaker 1: to been together for about ten years maybe.

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Speaker 5: Now whoa damn, that's an that's a beast of a

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Speaker 5: long term relationship.

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Speaker 6: Good on you, Kurt. Not a commitment at all, That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Definitely not.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear Mount Edge comb?

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Speaker 3: Oh, let's just do a dirty app. This is just

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Speaker 3: gonna be a fun dirty app. I got some other

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Speaker 3: ones too.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this isn't dirty. This isn't dirty. It's a dirt.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a dirty sounding it sounds sounding the option

667
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: of Mount edgecom.

668
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: I thought you were going in that direction.

669
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 6: No, no, yeah, I thought it was about edging.

670
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: So the residents of Sitka, Alaska. This is about a

671
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: famous prank and April Fool's Day from nineteen seventy four.

672
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: This is I can't remember who sent this in, but

673
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: this is from the Museum of Hoaxes website. This is

674
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: from their April Fool Archive. It does not have an

675
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: author So residents of Sitka, Alaska, woke on the morning

676
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: of Monday, April first, nineteen seventy four, to a bright,

677
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: clear day. They could see right across Sitka Sound to

678
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: Krutsov Island, where the familiar sight of Mount Edgecom, a

679
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: volcano dormant for four hundred years, loomed.

680
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: But today something.

681
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: Was different from the view. A menacing plume of black

682
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: smoke was rising from the crater, and it looked like

683
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: the volcano was preparing to blow. So this is of

684
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: course National Guard is called in, Coastguard is called in

685
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: like this, could you.

686
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 6: Know it's it's got blow.

687
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 5: The volcano has been edging for four hundred years, anybody.

688
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: Would blow big time after that, and it's about to blow.

689
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: And so the coast guard they call on the coast Guard.

690
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: A helicopter flies over to be like, what is going

691
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: on with this storm on volcano? And he looked more

692
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: closely and then laughed. Stacked in the cone of the volcano,

693
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: burning with a greasy flame, was a huge pile of

694
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: old tires and spray painted in the snow. Besides the

695
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: tires and fifty foot high black letters where the words

696
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 1: April fool Ah.

697
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 6: This means the.

698
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: Fake eruption of Mount Edgecomb was the work of a

699
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: local prankster, fifty year old Olive Porky Bicker. Yeah yeah,

700
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: old Porky Porky. The idea to ignite the volcano occurred

701
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: to him in nineteen seventy one. As soon as he

702
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: thought the idea, he knew he had to do it,

703
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: so he collected seventy old tires that he kept in

704
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: an airplane hangar. But he had to wait three years

705
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: until April fools Day nineteen seventy four, until the visibility

706
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: conditions were just right for the prank. When he woke

707
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: that morning on April one, he looked at his you

708
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: could see right across the sound. So he looked at

709
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: his wife, Patty, and said, I have to go do

710
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: it today. Just don't make an ass out of yourself.

711
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: Poor had prepared the tires, he had not arranged for

712
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: a chopper pilot to fly the tires out to the crater,

713
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: and this detail almost foiled his plan. But the first

714
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: two pilots he contacted refused to do it, and then

715
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: he phoned Earl Walker in Petersburg, who agreed to come

716
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: over as soon as the morning fog in his area

717
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: had cleared. It got a bunch of friends. They were

718
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: part of a group calling itself the Dirty Dozen that

719
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: used to meet every week for coffee and conversation at

720
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: Rivard's restaurants. As the pranksters waited for the chopper, they

721
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: piled the tires into two large canvas slings. I mean,

722
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: it's so fucking crazy, it's just what. Yeah, apparently people

723
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: loved it. The reaction of the people in Sitka once

724
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: they realized the volcano wasn't really erupting, was almost uniformly positive.

725
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: Even the coast Guard wasn't too mad about the stuff.

726
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: What they were that isn't that crazy? The fact that

727
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: like just the amount of like fuel to like get

728
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: a Coastguard chopper launched and like over there probably cost

729
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: a couple thousand dollars also in nineteen seventy four, Like

730
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: people just don't give a fuck.

731
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 5: They don't give a fuck about pollution either, Like all

732
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 5: those tires burning.

733
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: Burning tires was like his first go to He's like,

734
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 1: that's it. That's the only thing we could use is fuel.

735
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 3: They're like porky. We got tons of charcoal over here.

736
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 3: It's on sale. It's like winter. We got tons of

737
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,240
Speaker 3: this stuff. We got for days. He's like, it's gotta

738
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 3: be tires. He's got one good idea.

739
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 6: I want people to smell it.

740
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: The for real the last frontier in America, it really

741
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: really is. Alaska Airlines also liked it. The company included

742
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: Porky's prank in an ad campaign the following year of

743
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy five. The campaign highlighted the irreverence spirit of

744
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: Alaskans by collecting together brief accounts of great brags pulled

745
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: off by a WHOA so good, so oh, there's a

746
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: picture announcing some of the world's greatest brags. It's like

747
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: a hole that it's so crazy.

748
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 6: I'm a little bit of a prankster myself.

749
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and the most.

750
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 5: The most elaborate April Fool's joke I ever did, but

751
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 5: also probably the worst one, the one that makes me

752
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 5: a terrible person, is I my freshman year of college,

753
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 5: convinced my entire theater group, I guess, you know, the

754
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 5: theater everybody in the theater program that I was pregnant and.

755
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 6: It just was like laying little.

756
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 5: Seeds and like it was kind of a cool social

757
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 5: experiment because I had just told. I had just told

758
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 5: a few people who I knew were gossipy, and even

759
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 5: though I said, please don't tell anybody, of course they did.

760
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

761
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 6: So that's all I did was till I told.

762
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 5: A few people that I was pregnant that I asked

763
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 5: not to tell, and they told, And then I ran

764
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 5: out of one theater program meeting where everybody was there

765
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 5: from the entire theater program. We had them like once

766
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 5: a week. I forget what they were called.

767
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: I love the idea of this prank, Natalie, because there's

768
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: no way everyone can know for sure that it's a prank,

769
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Yeah, just if you

770
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: were actually pregnant and then and then like you know,

771
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: got an abortion or something and you were just like no,

772
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 1: I was pranking all of you. Yeah.

773
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 5: Actually, well that's why it's that's why it's a bad prank,

774
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 5: because it's like it's just.

775
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 6: Like it's just a big lie.

776
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 5: Like it's not like people, Yeah, it's not like hard

777
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 5: to fathom or something like I told my theater professor

778
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 5: after it was all said and done, like how I

779
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 5: pranked everybody in the program or whatever, and he was like,

780
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 5: that's not April Fool's joke. And I was like what

781
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 5: and he was like, an April Fool's joke is something

782
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 5: that you would never believe, but you get somebody to believe,

783
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 5: you know, you know, like.

784
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: That's a good delineation, you know, or a good definition

785
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: of an April Fool's joke.

786
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

787
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 5: But so I ran out of that one big meeting

788
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 5: where everybody was there like as if I was going

789
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 5: to throw up, like oh, and everybody's like, oh, morning

790
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 5: sickness whispers, you know. And then with my sketch comedy

791
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 5: group at midnight on April Fools, I said, hey, guys,

792
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 5: you know I have an announcement to make. I'm not

793
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 5: sure if anybody knows this, but Charlie and I are pregnant.

794
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 5: And everyone's like, yeah, no, yeah, we weren't sure if

795
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 5: we should tell you we knew, Yeah, thanks so much

796
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 5: for telling us happy, And I was like, yeah, and

797
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 5: if it's a boy or if it's a girl, we're

798
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 5: going to name her April.

799
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 6: And everyone was like oh.

800
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 5: And then I was like and if it's a boy,

801
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 5: we're going to name him Fools, April Fools. And then

802
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 5: everybody just chased me out of the building and yeah.

803
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 6: You know I got him. Yeah, that's the.

804
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 2: Best we tried.

805
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to get We tried to paint a

806
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 3: giant sign on a parking lot near LX to say

807
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 3: airport on fire.

808
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 6: And what now that's good?

809
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 3: Then, so right under the flight path, so every plane

810
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 3: just coming over every like five minutes would just see

811
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 3: airport on fire. So then we reach out this producer

812
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 3: and he the fa The FAA was like, there's no way.

813
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 3: And then we were like, well, what about airport closed?

814
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 3: Because what if you were just flying over, you know

815
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 3: when you get bored and you're looking at the city

816
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, there's my house. Oh there's Randy's donut.

817
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 3: We wanted it to just say airport on fire. Also,

818
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 3: would it would somebody paint to.

819
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: Take the time to paint it when it was actually

820
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: burning instead of putting out the fire.

821
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: We're gonna do with all this paint? Should we throw

822
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 2: it on the fire?

823
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 5: My god, that is beautifully dumb.

824
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 6: That's so good.

825
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: Have had a long history of I don't necessarily enjoy

826
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: a prank, but I was hired to do many pranks

827
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: as a budding actor. Cool of the worst ones was

828
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to go into like the prank itself.

829
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: It was that I would that I would go out

830
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: on blind dates with women and then take out a

831
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: ventriloquist dummy that looked exactly like me and I would

832
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: only talk to them through the ventriloquist And I hated

833
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 1: doing it. I just hated every moment of it. And

834
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: but this one woman who he did it to, immediately

835
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: when I pulled the dummy out, her face just went

836
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: like Lily White. She's sort of like stammering. She was

837
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: she had like an inherent deep fear of like Ventriloquis dummies,

838
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: which makes sense, we did it. They're really creepy.

839
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a recurring dreams about it when I

840
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 5: was a kid, anyway.

841
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: Did Yeah, right, There's something about them, which is the

842
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: Uncanny Valley is so weird with them. And in fact,

843
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: I was just trying to explain like she didn't believe.

844
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: She was so scared that I was like, I'm breaking,

845
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm not like this girl. This woman is just terrified,

846
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 1: and so I was trying to get her to believe

847
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: me that this was a joke, that this was a prank,

848
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: and I actually had ran away from me. She ran

849
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: out of the so I had like chased her. They're like,

850
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: you know, the producers are in my ear yelling at me,

851
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: like telling me to go after her. You have to

852
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: let her know this. And she's literally like she's down

853
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: the block and I'm yelling at her like your friends

854
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: are pranking you. Anyway, it was horrible. I felt like

855
00:45:55,960 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: a monster. Like five years later, I was at a party.

856
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: It was Max Silvestri's house, actually apartment in.

857
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 6: A room Max Silvestry.

858
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: And I was looking for, like the room where everyone

859
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 1: was smoking weed. This was many, many years ago, it's

860
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: probably ten years. And then I opened up a door

861
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: to a bedroom and then there's a bunch of people

862
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: smoking weed and I was like I found the room

863
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: and just having taken a big old hit off of

864
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: a pipe, turning to like see who opened the door.

865
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: It was that fucking woman, the same woman who has

866
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: never seen me outside of and all she did. She

867
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: just like it was exhaling smoke and started yelling, oh

868
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: my god, it's him. It had been like burned into

869
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: her memory saw each other.

870
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 6: He traumatized her.

871
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: I traumatized her. I immediately like, I apologize so much

872
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: to her, and we actually ended up hanging out that

873
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: night and then we went on a real date. Kid,

874
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: he pulled it back in, pulled it back in. She

875
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: was a nurse. We went to a bar, it was

876
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: there was not no connection. I think she was still

877
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: scared of me, and we never saw each other again

878
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: after that one little date.

879
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 2: But still hope she's a man. I hope she doesn't

880
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 2: even know.

881
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 3: I hope she loves bananas and has no idea that

882
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 3: you and is now just running down the street from

883
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 3: her parents' house around the holidays.

884
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: Because all I know is that she was a nurse

885
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: and she moved to Hawaii, and I think, Saron, good

886
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: for her.

887
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 6: You probably could have.

888
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,240
Speaker 1: In Hawaii, are you her?

889
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 5: You could have pulled your dick out on that date

890
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 5: and got a better reaction from her, and.

891
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 2: Probably, oh yeah, for sure, for sure.

892
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 3: Got to give us another one, for sure. Okay, this

893
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 3: is an interesting one. This was sent in by Amy

894
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 3: Lennart's Are Lennart's on Instagram. Thank you Amy, Written by

895
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 3: the great and powerful ed Kara on gizmoto dot com.

896
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 3: Nobody does better than Ed at anything.

897
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 2: Ever.

898
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: With an allergy to cold nearly dies after stepping out

899
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 3: of a hot shower.

900
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 2: So I didn't know this was a thing.

901
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 6: Wow.

902
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 3: So yeah, and it's it's it's happening more and more so.

903
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: A man's rare intolerance to the cold almost killed him

904
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 3: post shower. In a recent case, doctors describe how he

905
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: had a severe allergic reaction to the cold air he

906
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 3: encountered after stepping out of a hot shower, serious enough

907
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 3: to merit a trip to the emergency emergency room and

908
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 3: stay in intensive care. According to the report published last

909
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 3: week by the Journal of Emergency Medicine, what a fun read. Yeah,

910
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're not thumbing that on the toilet, what.

911
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: Are you doing.

912
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: Medicine?

913
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? What I mean? Give give a copy to everyone

914
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 2: you care. A gem.

915
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 6: You gotta be thumbing that one, for sure.

916
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 2: It's a gem.

917
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,439
Speaker 3: The thirty four year old man collapsed soon after taking

918
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 3: a hot shower due to a potential fatal allergic reaction

919
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 3: known as anaphylaxis. His family eventually found him on the

920
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 3: floor and called for paramedics. Once there, they gave him

921
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 3: oxygen and an epinephrine pen I believe for cold.

922
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 2: I know, I know.

923
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 3: They took him to the emergency room by the time

924
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 3: he arrived at the hospital, he was still sweating heavily

925
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 3: and experiencing shortness of breath, as well as high as

926
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 3: all over his body. He was admitted to the intensive

927
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 3: care unit to monitor monitor him for further anaphylaxis. He

928
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 3: his family told the paramedics that he had a history

929
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 3: of being allergic to the cold. I mean sure, I

930
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 3: mean that's I don't believe it exactly, Uh, discovered in

931
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 3: the air or something. Maybe this was discovered after he

932
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 3: moved from the usually balmy weather of Micronesia to Colorado.

933
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 3: But up until then, the most trouble he had ever

934
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 3: experience was high.

935
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like having a peanut butter allergy and moving

936
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: into a planter's peanut.

937
00:49:54,520 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 5: Fact, you're allergic cold, and you moved to the freaking

938
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 5: rocky mountains.

939
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 2: Oh boy.

940
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 3: It's not clear how many people are truly allergic to

941
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 3: the cold, but it's thought to be a very rare condition.

942
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 3: As with the man's case, symptoms range from minor skin

943
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 3: reaction to anaphylaxis.

944
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: Usually the later.

945
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 3: Happens when somebody with the allergy is suddenly exposed to

946
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 3: a major drop of temperature all at once, like swimming

947
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 3: in a chili bott body of water. I think sometimes

948
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 3: people die during the polar bear plunge too, and maybe

949
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 3: it's this. I think that's happened a couple of times,

950
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: maybe a thousand times. I've heard of it once. But

951
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 3: it's the man's exposure to the cold. Ever's bathroom pole

952
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 3: shower was enough to set off the santophlaxis.

953
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 2: So it's cold.

954
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 3: I'm gonna butcher this, but I'm going to go for

955
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 3: It's called cold induced utocaria. Actually that looks like what

956
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 3: it is, tikaria. It's primarily driven by the release of

957
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 3: massive histamine, which tells the body to become inflamed. That

958
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 3: means it can be kept in check with antihistamine treatments,

959
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 3: as well as avoidance of too much cold. No shit,

960
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 3: we're a sweater man by a space eater. They're pretty

961
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 3: cheap these days.

962
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: Get a wet suit, Get a wet suit. Little little yeah.

963
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: In your wet suit in the shower. Be normal.

964
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 3: In this man's case, he was given antihistamines and steroids

965
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 3: at the hospital, which helped him recover before being discharged.

966
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 3: He was also given an autoinjector of epinephrine just in

967
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 3: case the anaphlexis happens again.

968
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 2: Pretty wild.

969
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: That is crazy.

970
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 2: I do know allergic to the cold.

971
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 5: I I really have a tough time believing that.

972
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: I know.

973
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, you gotta be allergic to something else. Maybe

974
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 5: that is like a what about cold water therapy? Like

975
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 5: people do that to heale there. I guess everybody's different.

976
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 2: I guess there's eight billion of us. I mean, I

977
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 2: don't know.

978
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a weird era in Brooklyn when we

979
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 3: were oh, I was probably in my early twenties and

980
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 3: Kurt was in his late twenties thirties, and we would

981
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 3: all do birthday parties at all the Russian bath houses.

982
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 2: Do you ever do that?

983
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 4: Natally?

984
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 3: You like a good a good sauna, a good bod Oh.

985
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 5: I like a good ice plunge sauna Korean small.

986
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 2: Yes, girl, we love them.

987
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 3: And when we were all broke and aspiring young people,

988
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 3: one thing we would do. I remember Kristen did one.

989
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 3: My old roommate Chris, who is one of Kurt's best friends,

990
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 3: did one. But we used to go to either the

991
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 3: East Village Russian bath house or this one deep Brooklyn

992
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 3: where kind of where I lived, And you know, you

993
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 3: get five ten people and you just sit in one

994
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 3: hundred and eighty degree rooms as long as you can

995
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 3: and then take It's so fun and as all of

996
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 3: us is. I love doing that comedians and as a

997
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 3: young writer like getting to hang out with people out

998
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 3: besides like drinks after shows or whatever. It felt like

999
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 3: we're going to be in this shit for like six hours,

1000
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 3: so we're gonna buddy up and experience some things.

1001
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 6: Experience some cleansing together.

1002
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feel too you would like do it in

1003
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: the big room and then go walk three flights up

1004
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: to the roof. And it was February, so it was

1005
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: like twenty degrees out, yeah, and then just to be

1006
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: outside in like twenty on a rooftop in Brooklyn.

1007
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 3: I love that. There was a point where it was Kristen,

1008
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 3: Kurt and I and we did that and we hurried up.

1009
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 3: We like literally ran two flights up and then we're

1010
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 3: steaming like like unbelievable amount of steam, like fresh out

1011
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 3: of the instapot. And then we started snowing and we

1012
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 3: sat on lounge chairs in the snow on the roof

1013
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 3: for prop I don't want to overestimate this. I would

1014
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 3: say we were like warm for thirty minutes.

1015
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we.

1016
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 6: That makes me miss we spa out here.

1017
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 2: Oh me too. That's a good time.

1018
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 3: But this one time, for Chris's birthday, we went to

1019
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,919
Speaker 3: this one and it's all Russian. I mean, it's very

1020
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: rare that just like dumb white American kids just stumble

1021
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 3: in there to have fun. And we did, and then

1022
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 3: we even all the feet afterwards, and you know, it's

1023
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 3: very it's like and it's like fishes, and it's very salty,

1024
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 3: briny food.

1025
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 2: They bring up.

1026
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 5: Shit.

1027
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 3: There's four of us, there's Kurt, myself and then his

1028
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 3: two best friends, Chris and Damien, and we order a

1029
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 3: one point seventy five liter bottle of vodka.

1030
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 2: Just straight and old.

1031
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 3: The old Russian waitress was laughed at us sixty Kurt,

1032
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 3: like I mean older, and she puts down her pen

1033
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 3: and just laughs at our faces for ordering this vodka.

1034
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 3: And she's like for you four and we're like yes,

1035
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 3: and she's like, you want one point seventy liters of

1036
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 3: vodka for you four? And we're like yes, And she

1037
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 3: just brought us ice and all the food. So we

1038
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 3: crain this thing like in forty five minutes. I mean,

1039
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 3: we drank this and we were were seven.

1040
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 6: Hours, you're mady eggs.

1041
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 3: So she comes back around again and sees the empty bottle,

1042
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 3: and Kurt's instantly like, we'll have another one of those,

1043
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 3: and she looks at him like it was like, we're

1044
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 3: coming for your family.

1045
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 2: And she goes, what and then she brings us another

1046
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,280
Speaker 2: one and we drain that. I mean, we're just eating.

1047
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 3: We're having so much fun this sorry after do you

1048
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 3: remember this? I mean it was and we're in the

1049
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 3: restaurant that.

1050
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: Took Chris's house and being so drug. Yes, I think

1051
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: I broke a skateboard.

1052
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 2: A painting.

1053
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 3: You and Chris were taking chores and I was getting

1054
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 3: so mad at you guys.

1055
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 2: From punching paintings. Oh man.

1056
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 3: So we drained the second bottle and we're done with

1057
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 3: the food and we're gonna walk back home. We're still

1058
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 3: warm from sweating and now we're warm from drinking three

1059
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 3: and a half liters of vodka. And the woman when

1060
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 3: we're paying, you know, we're leaving, and she goes, I

1061
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 3: am so sorry. I've never seen Americans drink like that.

1062
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 3: You guys drink like bears. This is like four bears

1063
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 3: leaving and we're all like, so hammered that we're like not.

1064
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 2: Name rumble steaming out into the streets.

1065
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 3: I feel like we did more for diplomacy between Russia

1066
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 3: and the US than anybody else in the last twenty

1067
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 3: five years.

1068
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 6: You healed something there.

1069
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 2: We did. We healed a wound, wound that.

1070
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 5: You guys each had like zero point seventy five leaders

1071
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 5: of vodka.

1072
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:22,760
Speaker 2: In like two hours.

1073
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 6: Is that correct?

1074
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it was just a lot. It was a

1075
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: long period of time, you know. Yeah, there's no reason

1076
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: anyone should be punching art, and that's definitely what we did.

1077
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,439
Speaker 6: That makes more art.

1078
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 5: Now it's a different kind of piece because I had that.

1079
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 5: We became the artists in a way, and he made

1080
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:49,479
Speaker 5: something new.

1081
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have We are running out of time. We

1082
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: have to let go.

1083
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 6: One last thing, Please do please do.

1084
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 7: So.

1085
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: The title this is sent in by Alison Wrights on

1086
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: Instagram Ali Rights, Ali Anderston Rights. I think other people

1087
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: have sent this in in the past, but it was

1088
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: a long time ago, and I apologize if I'm not

1089
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: calling you out. This is from the CBC, written by

1090
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: and Julie Pattil.

1091
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 2: Thank you and so good.

1092
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: How Seagulls Comma Pepperoni got Dartmouth man banned from Posh

1093
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: BC hotel. Oh, this is an amazing story. I'm not

1094
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: going to read the whole thing, but I'll get to

1095
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: the point. So this guy, seventeen years ago, he had

1096
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: this is the quote. I don't understand what this means

1097
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: Canadian thing. It was a long flight that that time

1098
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: of the year where everyone travels. So the bag got lost, okay,

1099
00:57:54,120 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: and his bag was stuffed full of Brothers pepperoni, widely

1100
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: requested Halifax Delicacy, bringing it to some of his Navy

1101
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: friends in the BC Capitol.

1102
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, that's very nice, very nice. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So when the pepperoni finally arrived at the hotel, Burchill

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Speaker 1: said he worried it would get warm because there was

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Speaker 1: no fridge, so he laid the food out on a

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Speaker 1: table near the window.

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Speaker 2: Ledge.

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Speaker 1: Now, first off, this is a full suitcase of something

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Speaker 1: called Brothers TNT pepperoni. So it's super spicy pepperoni. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it is sealed. It is packed sealed in a plastic container.

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Speaker 2: I could picture it now.

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Speaker 1: And that's when things kind of went bad, said Birchill.

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Speaker 1: Burchill left the room for a few hours to take

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Speaker 1: away walk he returned to a room full of seagulls. Quote,

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Speaker 1: I don't mean just a couple of seagulls. I can

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Speaker 1: only estimate how many there were. I'm thinking somewhere between

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Speaker 1: thirty and forty seagulls this open window.

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Speaker 6: While I was gone, he could smell it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when Burchill opened the door, he said, many tried

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Speaker 1: to leave through the small opening all at once. The

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Speaker 1: seagulls were flying everywhere, and they had been there for

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Speaker 1: a long time eating Brothers TNT pepperoni.

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Speaker 2: So you can.

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Speaker 1: Imagine what the room looked like even before I came back.

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Speaker 1: And now we've got seagulls flying around, the curtains are

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Speaker 1: falling down, the lamps are falling down. It was a

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Speaker 1: real mess. Complicating matters is that he just started a

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Speaker 1: new job, so he has to get downstairs and go

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Speaker 1: to a client business dinner, so he needs to get immediately.

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Speaker 1: And well, yeah, one was just bouncing around on the

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Speaker 1: window sill, and I was kind of losing my temper

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Speaker 1: at this point, so I took off one of my

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Speaker 1: shoes and I threw it in the direction of the seagull,

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Speaker 1: and both the seagull and the shoe went out the window,

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Speaker 1: he said, and then quote the last seagull. It was

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Speaker 1: around the room, and this is a fairly large room,

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Speaker 1: nice room, or it was, and I was chasing the

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Speaker 1: seagull around. It had a big piece of pepperoni in

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Speaker 1: its mouth, and I could not get it to leave.

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Speaker 1: Burchell said. He ended up grabbing a towel from the

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Speaker 1: washroom and he jumped the seagull, wrapped it in a

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Speaker 1: towel and threw it out the window. The seagull was

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Speaker 1: shaken but wasn't hurt. While everything was happening in his room,

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Speaker 1: Burchill said, there was a line of tourists out in

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Speaker 1: front of the hotel and they witnessed both his shoe

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Speaker 1: and the seagull wrapped it a towel falling from his room.

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Speaker 1: And then he had to go downstairs to get his

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Speaker 1: shoe and towel. And he went back up the room,

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Speaker 1: where the smell of the birds and the pepperoni was

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Speaker 1: becoming more apparent. I had to get to the dinner

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Speaker 1: with customers, so he started to clean his shoe, which

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Speaker 1: had fallen into some mud. As he was drying the

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Speaker 1: shoe with a hair drawer, the power went out in

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Speaker 1: his room. Burchill said he was way over my head

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Speaker 1: with this mess and called the front desk for wow help.

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Speaker 1: He was banned for seventeen years from the hotel, and

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Speaker 1: the picture of the hotel I'll post. Oh that's not fair, like,

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Speaker 1: not his fault. It's not his fault to a person

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Speaker 1: who doesn't know what Buckingham Palace looks like. It looks

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Speaker 1: like okay, it looks like something along the Thames. It's

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Speaker 1: like very.

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Speaker 2: Old and very stately.

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Speaker 5: Damn god.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, my favorite stories of all time.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it. There's so many good details.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's I mean, that's kind of go down in history,

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Speaker 5: that that one.

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Speaker 1: That's what they've forgiven him. So he's now been forgiven

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Speaker 1: and he can stay at that hotel again. Happy ending.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I wouldn't go back there if I were him.

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Speaker 1: I believe I felt bad about being banned, gotcha. But

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Speaker 1: his business was paying for the room, so they had

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Speaker 1: to give him a nice room.

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Speaker 2: Amazing. Oh wow story.

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Speaker 1: So Nat, thank you so much for being on. Is

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Speaker 1: there anything you want to plug, anything you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about? Obviously everyone's got to go watch Nate on Netflix.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, please watch Nate on Netflix. I have a podcast

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Speaker 5: I guess called Hidden Mickey's. People can tune into if

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Speaker 5: they want to listen to about the dark, underbelly fringe

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Speaker 5: world of Disney. Yes, Yes, with my friend carry Poppy.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a great idea, Hidden Mickey's.

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Speaker 6: Yes Hitten Mickey, So check it out.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and thanks so much.

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Speaker 6: For having me. Guys, this has been a blast.

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Speaker 2: You're so welcome.

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Speaker 5: Watch Nate, thank you us, watch it, subscribe.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan, and all of our artwork.

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Speaker 1: Is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

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