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Speaker 2: podcast Network. It's Monday, July twenty seventh, and We've got

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Speaker 2: a ton of great stuff to talk about, including some

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Speaker 2: weird stuff, getting back into the weird nonsports stuff. Basically

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Speaker 2: just to keep John from going crazy as all as

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Speaker 2: always or excited, you know, as always. Jenkins and Jones

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Speaker 2: is hosted by my good Internet and real life buddies

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Speaker 2: Dragonfly Jones aka tyler Le Jethro Jenkins aka John what's up, Bubbas? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm GUARDI b aka Mike and we all. I only

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Speaker 2: asked for one fucking thing on this podcast, and that

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Speaker 2: was for the USA basketball team to beat France.

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Speaker 1: Rudy Gobert in particular. That's that's let's cut the bullshit

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Speaker 1: to get to these listenies. We think Rudy Gobar not

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Speaker 1: one over on us. Bro. I don't even give a

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Speaker 1: fuck about patriotism. About none of that shit. But I

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Speaker 1: do not like that.

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Speaker 3: That's where you joined a lot I litmerg.

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Speaker 1: Fucking cat dancing all is like that. Fuck that man,

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Speaker 1: God damn.

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Speaker 2: The Gogurt pack did get over on the Red White

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Speaker 2: and Blue. The other Red White and Blue beat the

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Speaker 2: Red White and Blue eighty three seventy six in the

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Speaker 2: first game of the Olympics. USA basketball team first lost

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Speaker 2: since two thousand and four, twenty four game win streak

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Speaker 2: now oh to one in the Olympics, and it was

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Speaker 2: indeed uh Rudy Gogert with fourteen and nine been forty

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Speaker 2: year had twenty eight Kevin Durant ten points on four

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Speaker 2: of twelve shooting, Dame Lillard eleven points on three of

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Speaker 2: ten shooting, Draymond Green two points on one field bullets.

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Speaker 4: Raymond Green had a good job.

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Speaker 1: Traymonton played within within himself in that one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a very Draymond Green game.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's when we had hit the field goal.

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Speaker 4: You feel me.

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Speaker 2: Drew Holliday fucking salute like a crisp military type salute

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Speaker 2: to Drew Holliday fresh off the fucking planes, was the

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Speaker 2: leading scorer for the USA with eighteen points. He did

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Speaker 2: he did you five of thirteen but eighteen points. I

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Speaker 2: cannot get over the fact that Kevin Durant had ten

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Speaker 2: fucking points.

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Speaker 4: He's had ten points in a basketball game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that that would be a good fucking bull right there,

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Speaker 1: because I can't you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Like, I don't when's lasting barely got double digchits, like

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, I don't know. Let's just

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Speaker 5: see how bad they're gonna be. They're not gonna win.

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Speaker 5: Let's lean in and see.

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Speaker 4: How bad it can get. Though, I'm down for that.

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Speaker 4: You feel me like, I want to see how trash

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Speaker 4: these niggas wire going to get. I don't give a

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Speaker 4: fuck if they win or not anymore. Let's let's go

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Speaker 4: the other way with it. You feel me, Let's be

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Speaker 4: good as you feel me.

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Speaker 2: Pop did is super annoying shit after the game that

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Speaker 2: I fucking hate when he does this, and he does

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Speaker 2: it with the Spurs two. But people are like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you know, you kind of a surprise that you guys lost,

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Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, well, when you say surprise, that's

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Speaker 2: kind of dissing the other team.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, haven't lost in eighteen years? In the Olympics, dude, Like, yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's not a surprise, though, it's not a surprise because

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Speaker 5: they look trash in the fucking preliminary games, what the fuck,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, exhibition games.

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Speaker 4: They look bad there, So it's not a surprise. But

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Speaker 4: I mean almost because they look bad, not because we're

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Speaker 4: dissing the other team. That's silly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think Evan Fournier nail hit that

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Speaker 1: Fournier when he said they're way more individually talented than us,

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Speaker 1: but they're beatable as a team. And that's basically it.

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Speaker 1: Like you're playing these dudes, like you know, these national

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Speaker 5: What it's never bit us in the ass before, Like

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Speaker 5: it hasn't been us an ass in twenty years, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean? Like these I don't know, they

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Speaker 5: say the squad, bro this squad just isn't good together

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Speaker 4: It's just this squad together, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I would have lead. I think Tyler is exactly right,

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Speaker 2: and I would have leaned into that. Put Trey Young

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Speaker 2: if the issue is that we just have a bunch

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Speaker 2: of gunsling is it don't play together the team. At

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Speaker 2: least get the real gun slingers out there.

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Speaker 4: We got Katie that got ten points. That is the

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Speaker 4: fucking gun slinger in the league. Nigga. What do we

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Speaker 4: think Trey can do? The KD can't do, the fucking

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Speaker 1: Nigga?

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Speaker 4: You know this team just doesn't play good together.

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Speaker 5: You feeling me like I mean, I mean we had

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Speaker 5: like Brian Kolbe fucking mellow, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 5: Like these niggas ain't.

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Speaker 4: That, bro, That's a fact. You know.

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Speaker 5: We can put together players that don't play together, but

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Speaker 5: they just have to be a particular set of players,

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Speaker 5: and they don't.

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Speaker 4: These players don't don't mess well, do you.

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Speaker 5: I'm just wondering, do you think that that Trey could

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Speaker 1: In FEBA, I think he's a better playmaker than KD.

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Speaker 1: About an equal is his Dame. But I think the

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Speaker 1: because I don't. You can't bank on your top five

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Speaker 1: But you know it just so happened that shit lined

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Speaker 2: Dudes don't really like working with USA Basketball to be

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Speaker 2: completely disaster to you Why why is that? Well? USA Basketball?

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Speaker 2: And actually, you know, we've had Jack McCollum on and

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Speaker 2: when us You know, USA Basketball's existed for a long time.

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Speaker 2: USA Basketball is its own thing, right, and so there

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Speaker 2: was a lot of power broker ing that basically happened

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Speaker 2: But prior to that, USA Basketball was like, king shit,

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Speaker 2: to dictate everything. And even though it's been thirty years

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Speaker 4: And you know, you're.

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Speaker 2: Kevin, like, does that sound like Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant

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Speaker 2: wants to come in and have Greg Popovich tell them?

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Speaker 2: What do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Like in years prior, weren't they like together playing for

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Speaker 5: multiple years prior to the Olympics. I mean, didn't they

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and they didn't have that. I don't I

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Speaker 4: don't know if they've had that with this squad, So that.

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Speaker 2: May Do you really think the team in twenty twelve

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Speaker 2: with with Braun and Kobe and a do you think

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Speaker 2: they would have needed? To me, it's the I agree

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Speaker 2: it to me, it's the talent. Like you throw the

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Speaker 2: top eight dudes from the NBA and that are Americans.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if they've never played before,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean personally, I mean, I know

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Speaker 2: everyone's talking about that and I think it's, to be honest,

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Speaker 2: a little bit excuse making for for USA basketball that

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Speaker 2: it's like, oh, well, they don't have the chemistry. It's

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Speaker 2: just like you didn't need Braun and Kobe to have chemistry.

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Speaker 2: They were the top two players, you know what I mean, Kobe.

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Speaker 4: But okay, what is it? What's the starting five of

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Speaker 2: What is this the starting five today? Hold on, let

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Speaker 2: me let me get my shit up. I read most

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Speaker 2: of their stat lines. It was Draymond Bam, Zach, Levine, Dame,

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Speaker 2: and Kad. You know what I'm saying. So I'm with Tyler.

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Speaker 2: It's one hundred percent of talent.

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Speaker 5: Thing to me, I said, talent, But also I feel

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Speaker 5: like you could put the right team. I said, you

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Speaker 5: can put the like strangers together, but they just have

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Speaker 5: to be like they're not Kobe Brown and fucking you know,

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Speaker 5: mellow like we.

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Speaker 4: Had in the years past, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: But like, you know, like.

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Speaker 1: Ben, Zach and Draymond are are great basketball players, but

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Speaker 1: they're not guys you put on the front line when

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Speaker 1: it's time to take on the world, you know, right.

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Speaker 4: Right right, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 2: General Patten's not calling Zach Levine, Is that.

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Speaker 4: Represent the entire know, the United States? No, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't think so.

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Speaker 5: When you said that starting line up, I think I

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Speaker 5: progressively got.

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Speaker 1: Got some things that Charlote mcg you got j.

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Speaker 4: The God Dog. Yeah, this a that team just ain't

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Speaker 4: it Bro. That team just ain't it Bro. That's a

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Speaker 4: fact on that, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, I don't think that has anything to do

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Speaker 5: with anybody else playing together for Hella's or the style

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Speaker 5: of play. We just ain't got got the players, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean, they're good, but they're not the guys.

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Speaker 4: Flat the fuck out. That's pretty I mean, it's pretty

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Speaker 4: simple there.

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Speaker 2: I mean, i'd actually be good. It's like a good

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Speaker 2: like a Ragnarok cycle from Norse mythology. If we just

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Speaker 2: do like every four Olympics we just suck and then

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Speaker 2: that next Olympics you're like, you know, Steph wants to

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Speaker 2: put like everyone wants to play on item.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty certain that they all like that.

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Speaker 5: They did that for at one point where they was

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Speaker 5: them niggas like put him way more hours than normal

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Speaker 5: and they were dogging motherfuckers that year.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't see.

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Speaker 5: Them doing it now, and they shouldn't need to if

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Speaker 4: But yeah, man, I mean.

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Speaker 2: I mean the redeem team and then the twenty twelve team.

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Speaker 2: It was absolutely that. Like, just like, compare this starting lineup.

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Speaker 2: Redeemed team, Kobe Braun, Dwayne Wade, Dwight Howard at the time,

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Speaker 2: And then in my opinion, the twenty twelve team's even better.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Candlely, you got Drew Holliday coming off the

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, that's not that's not Mellow.

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Speaker 1: That ain't gonna get her done.

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Speaker 4: What the fuck is that? Honestly, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Because he is the guy, bro, You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: He shouldn't be the guy globally in this tournament, right right?

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Speaker 4: And four for ten, four for twelve, boy, don't.

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Speaker 2: Me of one of six from three committed five fouls,

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Speaker 1: God, damn, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. They'll probably still bounce back and run it.

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Speaker 2: It's still in my heart. I just feel like they'll

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Speaker 4: Bro, they haven't won a game.

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Speaker 5: We're three and this motherfucker bro Like like, no, Bro, no,

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Speaker 4: Bro, Like I said, I just want to see how

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Speaker 1: At this point, he was a fuck definitely definitely hoping

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Speaker 1: Luca go off on these boys. That's what I'm right around.

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Speaker 1: If Luca come on, Bro.

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Speaker 2: Luca's changing jerseys because this shit's so soaked in saliva

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Speaker 2: at this point watching that game. That would just put

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Speaker 2: right after, and he looks like a fucking wolf. Bro.

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Speaker 2: He could all wait to beat us. Oh shit, Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about weird Olympic sports. John mentioned, first of all,

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Speaker 2: from basketball to water polo to soccer to Naomio socka

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Speaker 2: that what he really wanted was Olympic dodgeball. I'm fully

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Speaker 5: Yes, I mean you talking about the three on three

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Speaker 4: If I'm gonna get weird, let's have some real fun.

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Speaker 2: Have you watched it in three on three? It's pretty weird?

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Speaker 4: No, No, I watched. I watched like fourteen seconds of it,

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Speaker 1: And that's all I had was it was it was

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Speaker 5: I tell you I watched more fencing. Did I watch

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Speaker 4: You feel me?

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Speaker 1: Like it wasn't all that fun?

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Speaker 4: But yeah, dodgeball, come on, gee, you wouldn't tap it

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Speaker 4: for that, you know what I mean? And then like

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Speaker 5: Know what I mean, Like you could be a regular

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Speaker 5: the fucking USA dodgeball team because you just that.

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Speaker 1: Nigga, you know what I mean, as long as long

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Speaker 1: as you've got that that power spin move into a throw,

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Speaker 1: a global dogball legend, got good head that long was

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Speaker 1: a great spectator sport. Like I'm if I'm walking by

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Speaker 1: get bean bro like they definitely need the Olympics.

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Speaker 5: If I'm walking by a dodgeball game like outdoors at

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Speaker 4: Kids gives you know what I mean, who's the guy

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Speaker 4: I mean? But all you need is B.

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Speaker 5: Two and a half abs, some decent hands, you know

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Speaker 5: what I mean, Like there would be the only niggas at.

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Speaker 4: The Olympics without an eight pack, they would, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean, let's dodgeball. I'm in. I'm all in

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Speaker 4: for Olympic dodgeball. You know what I mean, I'm tapping in.

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Speaker 2: Uh, I'm gonna stay on the elementary school playground. I

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Speaker 2: would love to see Olympic kickball on a similar tip

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Speaker 2: So you just have like Mookie bets hoses from the

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Speaker 2: outfield trying to beam people behind the ear and shit, do.

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Speaker 4: We have the shoulder up rule? Okay? You you could

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're be an Olympian.

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Speaker 4: Put that app and to have to use motherfucker you know,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, dog.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean this is really exciting me. Like I'm

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Speaker 2: What I like about the Olympics is they actually do this.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean, they actually put I mean,

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Speaker 2: Olympic We're watching skateboarding right now.

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Speaker 4: I love this.

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Speaker 2: I love that about the Olympics.

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Speaker 6: That's not random though, Like skateboarding has been a thing

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Speaker 6: I mean, like has been highly competitive for what like this,

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Speaker 6: That motherfucker Tony Hawker's fifty years old, you know what

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Speaker 4: So I mean yeah, so I mean it's they put

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Speaker 4: ten twelve years.

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Speaker 2: You feel feel when I say random, I mean random

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Speaker 2: compared to sports that have been.

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Speaker 1: Around for Yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's like you just wouldn't think, like, for example, there

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Speaker 2: Olympics because it's so big, can say skateboarding, you're in

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Speaker 2: the fucking club and it's on NBC at eight pm

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Speaker 2: with you know, however many million people watch. Like that's

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Speaker 2: what That's what I like about it. You can expand

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Speaker 5: Whatever sport if we're keeping it a stack, like the

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Speaker 5: javelins a weird thing to have, like to be like

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Speaker 5: if somebody asks you, I'm an Olympic. You ask some

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Speaker 5: javelin thrower.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like how odd, nigga. I've

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Speaker 5: You see skateboarders and fucking kickball players.

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Speaker 4: I saw kickball tournament driving down the street the other day.

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Speaker 4: You don't see niggas just out in the wild throwing

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Speaker 4: chaplin niggas. That is very that is very like, you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean? You know that's what fourteen thirty

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Speaker 5: Like, well what you like, I'm gonna throw the javelin,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: And that's legit. Yeah, that's was it all jump aside

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Speaker 2: I feel like dodgeball feels the same survival instincts, you

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Speaker 4: Instinct. For some players, it was survival. Do you remember those.

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Speaker 5: Kids and like that, the kids that didn't want dodgeball day,

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Speaker 5: Like they just wanted to fucking I don't know, play

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Speaker 5: four square or some ship like which I was called it.

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Speaker 4: I used to love that ship.

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Speaker 5: But like kids we hit be dodgeball, they'd be like

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Speaker 1: Like just still hit me in the head. They would

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Speaker 1: they would ask for an honorable death.

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Speaker 5: They'd or everybody was playing dodgeball.

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Speaker 4: God, and those kids that that that were survival when they.

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Speaker 5: Were put out there, Bro, just think about that as

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Speaker 5: there with these mothers. Dude, when dodgebo how are you

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Speaker 7: I was a fucking wild animal, Nigga.

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Speaker 1: I was insane.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 5: I remember when I hit Will in their head and

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Speaker 5: took him off his feet, Nigga, on some like.

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Speaker 4: His name was Will To changed his name to Kevin.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why the happened two years later, but

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Speaker 2: Name out of him.

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Speaker 8: He walked up Kevin like a motherfucker.

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Speaker 5: When somebody caught the ball, he was taking off to

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Speaker 4: Hell excited hit that motherfucking his head. But like, I

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Speaker 4: five years ago. But no, like, how wow were you?

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Speaker 5: You're put out here with these banchies and you're a

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Speaker 5: you got to play dodgeball against a fucking crazy human,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like that's when the Lord of the Rings comes out

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Speaker 1: upper work dodgeball will tell you what type of kid

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Speaker 1: you are? You know what your character is? Are you

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Speaker 1: well or would you have been piggy like just you know,

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Speaker 2: I think, And I like, I was a dorky kid,

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Speaker 2: so I love dodgeball and kickball all that. But I

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Speaker 2: come and get a C on two tests. Like I'm

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00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,440
Speaker 2: doing that right, minimum effort possible. I feel like there's

436
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 2: a dodgeball way to do that if you're smart, where

437
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 2: you can first of all, never go out and say,

438
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 2: don't hit me in the head because you just painted

439
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 2: a neon circle.

440
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 1: Around your head.

441
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:16,440
Speaker 4: Obviously.

442
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 2: Well you just go out and you hang towards the

443
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 2: back and then you just lean into a straight one,

444
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like a floater, and then

445
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 2: you and then you're out. I'm just I'm saying for

446
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 2: survival tactics if you miss dorky kids out there.

447
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 5: Like you were six foot and like fourth grade, my nigga.

448
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not pegging your.

449
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 5: Fourth grader, nigga, So like the rules don't apply to

450
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 5: the big nigg into class, bro, you can do what

451
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 5: I'm offering.

452
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 2: I'm offering as a sports writerer technique. I'm seeing like

453
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 2: like listen it, but like like I'll go to football

454
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 2: practices and uh my my other Tyler and I will

455
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 2: always call them the sifters. You find a kid and

456
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 2: when they're doing Oklahoma's and ship, he's not running from it.

457
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 2: He's just staying at about third in line, you know

458
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 2: what I mean. They go to move up and he

459
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,199
Speaker 2: go and he's timing it to the kid on the

460
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 2: other side, that's the fat kid or whatever.

461
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 4: You can see his eyes shifting right, But that's the.

462
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,239
Speaker 1: Smartest kid on the That's the smartest right there.

463
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 5: Bro, he knows what time it was, Bro, Because fuck

464
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 5: Oklahoma's I want no part of that ship, Bro.

465
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 4: I see now you can end up going viral in

466
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 4: a wild way. Dog I'm doing Oklahoma. I don't want

467
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 4: no part of that ship. Man.

468
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 5: But yeah, dosgeball back then, going out there like that,

469
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 5: we were at our wildest state and you're putting a

470
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 5: regular normal kid out there.

471
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 4: Thinking about that now as adult is crazy.

472
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 2: Uh shall we award our Booger Boy of the week.

473
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: Look time, let's get it, oh man.

474
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 2: Said, I said in the group chat. The Booger Boys

475
00:22:55,440 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 2: are getting boogery or like at this point, if you

476
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 2: made a top ten list of booger boys, Jim Beheim,

477
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 2: who we named this segment before, he wouldn't even be

478
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 2: in like the top five. Bro pickI boogers is much

479
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,640
Speaker 2: less bookery some of.

480
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: These people are doing.

481
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 4: He's like the least boogery booger boy.

482
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 5: He's like, you know, he was named it after you,

483
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 5: and the nigga is on the bottom of the list.

484
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 4: My nigga like crazy? All right?

485
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm sure everyone's seen this. I won't read too

486
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 2: much of it, but Minnesota Vikings assistant coach Rick Denison

487
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 2: was fired Friday for refusing to get the COVID nineteen vaccine,

488
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 2: which the NFL has made a requirement for all its

489
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 2: top level employees. Uh. He'd been the Vikings offensive line

490
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 2: coach and run game coordinator for two seasons. Congratulations, Brow,

491
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 2: you lost your job, but you won the booger boy

492
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 2: in the week.

493
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 4: Here's a trophy unemployment, motherfucker? Like, how wild is that? Ship?

494
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: If I wrote down every name of every assistant coach

495
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 2: in the NFL, would you have correctly guessed that Rick

496
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: Dennison would be the guy?

497
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 4: Like I said before.

498
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 5: I was like, Bro, I don't think I've ever I

499
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 5: don't think I would like a single Dennizen on the

500
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 5: fucking planet.

501
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 4: Bro. That sounds like a nigga that would make that decision.

502
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 5: So he's very very un brand or a Dennisen or

503
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 5: Richard Dennison to make this decision, BRO, Like this is

504
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 5: this is this is my logic with the with the vaccine.

505
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 4: Though.

506
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 7: Bro, if if you if everybody turns to zombies like

507
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 7: these mother fuckers, think you want to be one of

508
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 7: the eight motherfuckers on the planet who's like fighting these motherfuckers.

509
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 4: I want to be a zombie.

510
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 5: With my niggas, Bro, I told motherfucking flub like all

511
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 5: my niggas probably going to Hell.

512
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 4: I'm going with him, like that's home.

513
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Speaker 9: Thing.

514
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 4: Would would you jump off of ten of my niggas

515
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 4: jumped down the bridge?

516
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and me the eleven might as

517
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 1: well down.

518
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 9: There.

519
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, let's do it together.

520
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:14,719
Speaker 4: At that point, I just don't get the logic. My

521
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 4: mama asked me your first to what bridge? Would you? Yeah? Like,

522
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 4: why what? There's lowly the top of that mother fuk

523
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 4: the bridge? You feel me? No? But I mean like,

524
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 4: but that's what's so weird about it.

525
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,479
Speaker 5: If you feel like this is going to happen, like

526
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 5: you might as well be with your people and ship.

527
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 5: I don't get it, but you lost a half a

528
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 5: million dollar job over over over this.

529
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: Like over a vaccine that like two hundred million Americans have.

530
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 5: Gotten out of the three hundred million that exists, you

531
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 5: know what I mean?

532
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: Like he lost his job to get some to get

533
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: some Facebook thumbs up. Basically fun right, right? I just like,

534
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: But I will say I will say that the NFL

535
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 1: did a very massive, full job here of leveraging NFL

536
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: culture to get people vaccinated here, right, because in a

537
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: culture where the guys who get shot up on painkillers

538
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: to play are viewed as like the ultimate teammates, the

539
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: biggest team guys. Now they're saying, if you don't take

540
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: this shot, you're gonna hurt your team. So they put

541
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Speaker 1: the anti vaxers in the NFL on the fucking one line,

542
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: on their own one yard line on this and it

543
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: was a fucking massful play by them.

544
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 2: The NFL knows how to pull the strings on shit

545
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 2: like that. And when when Michael Irvin came out and said,

546
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 2: if you don't get the vaccine, you must not want

547
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 2: to win. The first thing I thought was, hey, man,

548
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people who work for you know,

549
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: who work in messaging or for public health or whatever.

550
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 2: He cracked the code. Bro, You say whatever you want

551
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: about you're trying to save your friends grandma. The most

552
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 2: effective a message to American men is where you a

553
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 2: fucking pussy?

554
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: How healthy?

555
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 4: How unhealthy are we?

556
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 8: Are you a future fucking pussy?

557
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 4: To get the pastthier week? If that message.

558
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 8: You don't want to win, you know what I mean?

559
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 5: Like you said, fuck your grandmother, fuck fuck your family

560
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 5: and loved ones. You don't want to win is what

561
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 5: gets motherfuckers and fucking tech to get the vaccine.

562
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 4: We're a sick, fucking culture.

563
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: Toxic.

564
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 4: Indeed, nigga, did you.

565
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 2: See Beyond Meat had a messaging campaign in Texas. You know,

566
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: Beyond Meat is one of the like soy like lap grown,

567
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 2: like substitutes whatever, and I don't eat I don't eat

568
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 2: it yet personally I understand it's probably coming for all

569
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: of us or whatever. But they had a message campaign

570
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 2: in Texas that apparently led to like a doubling in sales,

571
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 2: and the ad was are you afraid you'll like it?

572
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: Damn? You know what I mean?

573
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: It was just like, well you.

574
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: Sarch one into that? How much research went into that?

575
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 2: Ten minutes in Texas' research? Was vagina too.

576
00:27:59,480 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 4: Big for your?

577
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 3: Whoever question the size of my vagina? Give me that

578
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 3: motherfucking meat. Motherfucker, that's the meat they barbecue by.

579
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: You thought you one.

580
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 4: Nigga funk out of here?

581
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 5: God Lee, I hate us.

582
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,479
Speaker 1: Where are the worst?

583
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 8: The worst?

584
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 4: God God created men? I can't believe that ship. It's wild, crazy.

585
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: Huge, huge mistake in retrospect mistake we did also have, uh,

586
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 2: And I know Tyler wants to talk about this as

587
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: much as I do, UH, because it's always fun to

588
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 2: make fun of whoever the quarterback of the Cowboys is,

589
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: especially when they deserve it. But someone asked that, now, listen,

590
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 2: the NFL has made it so they're asking people whether

591
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: they're vaccinated or not.

592
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: Is like something you.

593
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: Have to do because this coach got fired because you're

594
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 2: not gonna be allowed on the sideline, You're not gonna

595
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: be allowed in meeting rooms.

596
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 4: If you're not vaccinated.

597
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: You can't work.

598
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 4: It couldn't work.

599
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, So uh, someone at a press conference asked Dak

600
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: Prescott if he was vaccinated. He said, I'm not sure

601
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: that's important. Uh, I think that's hippo.

602
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: Motherfuckers' goddamn h but.

603
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 4: Job, that's what just know what it is though, you.

604
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, we all know Dak is vaccinating. No way

605
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: in hell Jerry Jones is gonna have his QB with

606
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: all those fucking regulations. Of course you're vaccinated that and look,

607
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: it's both and its right to you know, say, I

608
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: don't want to disclose that, but we're gonna find out

609
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: any fucking way during training camp because we've seen the

610
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: stipulations where it's gonna be vaccinated guys doing this ship,

611
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: unvaccated guys doing that ship, right, So we're gonna find

612
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: out either way. Beck not wanting to tell people he

613
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: was vaccinated. Is Dac not wanting to ship on his

614
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: people his blue lives matter motherfuckers, you know, because that

615
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: that's the type of dude Dac is, right, like he

616
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: didn't want to ruffle their feathers, you know what I'm saying.

617
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: So Dak, we know you're vaccinated, bro, and you don't

618
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: know what the fuck hip is. But you know, that's a.

619
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Speaker 2: Whole lot of Tyler is someone who understands hr and corporations,

620
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: et cetera. How much have you been enjoying the hip

621
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: of misapplication of the last couple of weeks.

622
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: I love it because I feel like people think that,

623
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: you know, that's checkmate when they say it, you know.

624
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: And I love when the motherfucker is wrong as fuck

625
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: about some shit that they think is the fucking name changer, right,

626
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: So I love that shit about it. It's been very

627
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: entertaining to me. I'm not one of these dorkses upset

628
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: about it. I just think it's fucking hilarious.

629
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 2: You saying check me, but he's moving a piece of

630
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: dog poop on the chessboard. Oh fuck? All right? Uh well,

631
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 2: actually I do want to say, because you're exactly right,

632
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: like all of the people, like all the Fox News

633
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 2: people were all like among the first people to be vaccinated,

634
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,719
Speaker 2: to all the people who get paid to tell you

635
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: to like say whether you should or shouldn't take the vaccine,

636
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 2: like everyone's had the vaccine. Donald Trump was like one

637
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: of the first people to get the vaccine. You know

638
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 2: what I mean. It's just like hilarious to me that

639
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: aspect of it of like, oh well, I don't want

640
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: to disclose whether or not I've had the vaccine. It's like,

641
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: why why not?

642
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 8: I don't know, it's hippo.

643
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 2: I think that I think that's hippo.

644
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 8: It's hippos.

645
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: Uh Dak with his sunglasses and his beard and the

646
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: shape of his head might have been the funniest face

647
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: imaginable to say that.

648
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: Man them, Bro, Bro, you know you've got the vaccine.

649
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: You just don't want to let your people down.

650
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 4: We went on.

651
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: Godam three fifty face as nigga, a goddamn like rock

652
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: face as.

653
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 4: You having this nigga the cash trucks, you feel.

654
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: Me little drop.

655
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Speaker 1: I don't believe that ever worked. This is white cars

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Speaker 1: I got a twelve piece, right. I pulled over in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot. I ate them shits. I pulled off,

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Speaker 1: I rolled my window down. Pope's, y'all, motherfucker's been bitting again, nigga.

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Speaker 1: Ten out of ten those nuggets are all fucking fire.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, bro, Popeyes is the best at this fried

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Speaker 1: chicken shit.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: There's everyone else's second place. I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 1: They're the goats. They're the goats of the chickens.

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Speaker 4: How high were you?

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Speaker 1: I was high? I was, I was very high. It

714
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Speaker 1: was it was an occasion. You know, you had to

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Speaker 1: get out of that.

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00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 5: You pulled up of that old school, drove off, yelling

717
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Speaker 5: out the window.

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00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 4: I know for a fact.

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Speaker 10: Ship No, for real, Oh my god, that is great

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Speaker 10: that it's a delicious.

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Speaker 1: Highly recommend them.

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Speaker 4: What made you eat them in the parking lot? Though? Why?

723
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Speaker 4: Why was it was?

724
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: It was? It was an immediate it had to be.

725
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 9: It was.

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00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: It was an emergency situation where now they wanted to

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Speaker 1: taste them from one. I had to pull up because

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00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: they were like, you're gonna have to wait three minutes.

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00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you know I'm getting them fresh out the

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Speaker 1: motherfucking grease, you know what I'm saying. So yeah, I

731
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Speaker 1: just wanted to taste them at their best, at their freshness.

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Speaker 1: In god damn ten out of ten?

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Speaker 4: Were you okay? Were you?

734
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Speaker 9: Did?

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Speaker 4: Your lady ask?

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Speaker 9: So?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

738
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 5: She was okay, So y'all okay, okay, I thought you

739
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 5: ate them by yourself, And.

740
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Speaker 1: Then now she had about three or four you know

741
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We went Hamburger.

742
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Okay, she was there with you.

743
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I very much enjoy anything that will embarrass her

744
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Speaker 1: in public. That's kind of yeah, that is perfect.

745
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: Can we talk about gatekeeping white supremacy? Is the time

746
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: right for that? Yes?

747
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 4: The time.

748
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 2: So Joe Biggs, the leader of the Proud Boys, this

749
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: is Chris not Captain, had tweeted this out. Joe Biggs

750
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: had a post, I think on Instagram or something about

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Speaker 2: how bad of a time he's having in prison where

752
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 2: he's been for the last three months, and he said

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00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: the Proud Boys are a white supremacist fascist type of

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Speaker 2: an organization.

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00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 5: Uh.

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00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 2: He said he's getting pressed by the real white surprises

757
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 2: in prison. He's said, I have anxiety bad now, panic

758
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 2: attacks so bad. I black out. There are actual white

759
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: supremacist gang members here who hate the fact that the

760
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 2: media calls Proud Boys white supremacists. They tested me on

761
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: what it means to be one of them, and I

762
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 2: failed miserably.

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00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 4: How was that test? Does it standardized? My nigga.

764
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 7: Sean to test your white supremacy knowledge?

765
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Speaker 2: Motherfucker?

766
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 4: Bro That did y'all believe anything in that letter?

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00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: I believe he's not having fun in prison.

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00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 4: Okay?

769
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 5: That that that that, but like the black they all

770
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 5: know you read the second part, the black guys are saying,

771
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 5: how you know how cool I am?

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00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 4: Basically he said that.

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00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 2: The black I didn't write any of that ship.

774
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 4: The black guys are saying, how cool he is in prison?

775
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?

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00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 5: And like how how they how the media is lying

777
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 5: about what he.

778
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: Here's here's what. Here's what I will say. I believe, uh,

779
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 2: as someone with friends who've been through the system, I

780
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: believe that the real white supremacists, because the white supremacists

781
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 2: in prison are white supremacists, Like I believe that they

782
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,439
Speaker 2: are pressing him and calling him a fucking twinkie white

783
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 2: supremacist thundred like, oh yeah right, they're giving him the

784
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 2: Bain speech about hating black people.

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00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 4: But all the black people even talking to him.

786
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 5: You feel what I'm saying, Like he, No, bro, that

787
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 5: shit is a lunch table time, the lunch room times.

788
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 4: Fucking a million nigga. You only fuck with who you

789
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: fuck with. Based on the people that I know that

790
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 4: have had that experience, you feel me not built for

791
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 4: that ship at obviously, But no, like I think it's

792
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 4: I think it's it's bullshit.

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00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 5: But It's funny that he considers himself like, you know,

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00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 5: white supremacy light You know what I'm saying.

795
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: He's the radio edit white supremacy.

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00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 4: I'm the no sugar white supremacists.

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00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, zero calorie white supremacy, those.

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00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 5: Calorie white supremacists, Like Bro, Nigga, just just get your

799
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 5: ass whooped to shut the fuck up in there, please.

800
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 4: Nog I just want the truth to come out. The

801
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 4: truth did come out, motherfucker, and you about to do time.

802
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 4: I had nothing to do with that, bro, Really, you

803
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 4: had you, nigga, that nigga had walky talkies.

804
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 2: He was more than prepared.

805
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: A walking talkie.

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00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,959
Speaker 4: Where do you buy one of them? You're the most

807
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 4: prepared motherfucker at that shit bitch at the Capitol. What

808
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 4: the fuck I had? Nothing was wrong place at the

809
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 4: wrong time, That's what he said. It's into that fucking letter. Bro.

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00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, this happened to be there, mister prow Boy, Right,

811
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,959
Speaker 1: but you're from Minnesota or something just happened to DC

812
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: at that time talking.

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00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 11: Right.

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00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 4: The fuck type of ship these niggas is crazy ship.

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00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 2: I mean, all that's obvious, but I'm enjoying the picture

816
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 2: of fucking white power Bob, like choking this dude up

817
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,479
Speaker 2: against the wall, being like how much how racist are you.

818
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: Prove it?

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00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 5: According to him, he has a mixed baby, you know

820
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 5: what I mean? And mixed to him is like he's

821
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 5: from Minnesota and his wife's from fucking.

822
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean, right, you know what

823
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 4: I mean. Funk out of here though.

824
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, Joe, not gonna be fun for you know you're

825
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: not on a team, bro.

826
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 5: But drop the big type you get your ass well

827
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 5: though I would love to hear.

828
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 4: The soothing sounds of a proud boy. Get his ass.

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00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 4: That'll put me to sleep at night. Niggas an beent noise. Indeed,

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00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 4: you feel me? Fuck out of here, dog?

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Speaker 1: Fuck him all right?

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Speaker 2: For all the diehard longtime Jenkins and Jones listeners, Uh,

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Speaker 2: we we got some messages about it's been a lot

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Speaker 2: of basketball talk, and we understand it is. It was

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Speaker 2: show of things that Tyler was noticing. And first of all,

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Speaker 2: I want to start with moonlight because Tyler made the

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00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 2: point that like, if you actually look at the moon

840
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 2: and think about it. It's fucking crazy.

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00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: Yes, the moon listen, bro, our sun is so fucking

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Speaker 1: powerful that it reflects off of a rock to light

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00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: our nights up. Bro, a rock, right, it reflects off

844
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Speaker 1: a fucking rock. Bro. Like they said that that the

845
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: moon is actually as black as a car tire, and

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00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: the sun lights it up so much that they can

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00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: shine down and resplect foreig knights. That is fucking amazing

848
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: to me. Bro. The sun ain't nothing to fuck with, man,

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00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 1: The sun ain't no motherfucking ho That motherfucker God damn,

850
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: that motherfucker got some names. Yeah, that shit is amazing, bro,

851
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: Charlie McGain, Oh.

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00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 4: It's really that black. Though I thought that shit was

853
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 4: maybe gray. I know it's black as a fucking car tire.

854
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 4: That's insane.

855
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: You've only ever seen it with light on it.

856
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, right with the camera lighting and shit like that. Uh,

857
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. When Old Boy faked his moonlanding.

858
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 5: But uh, that's that's pretty insane.

859
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 4: That's pretty insane.

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00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 2: Don't you feel like if the moon landing was faked,

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00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 2: someone would have made a billion dollars for the tapes

862
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: at this point.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. I just think it's fun

864
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 4: to believe it was fake. I mean, I just because

865
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 4: it's it's that meaningless.

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00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, like you know what I mean, Like I.

867
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Speaker 4: Don't look at mother like you landed on the moon

868
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,240
Speaker 4: for what? Nigga for what? Russians?

869
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Like like you can't like

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00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 5: nigga Okay, Like that didn't solve ship, motherfucker, you know

871
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 5: what I mean, Like he was on the moon and

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00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 5: niggas getting their ass beat on.

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00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 4: The fucking you know, you know, like that didn't solve ship.

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00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 4: You feel me? Like, so I think it's just fun

875
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 4: to be like, fuck that ship, you know what I mean?

876
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's all it was was. You know,

877
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: the Space Race was a motherfucking you know, proxy war

878
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: of the Cold War, just a fucking a technology dick

879
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: showing contest between and the USSR, which which to bring

880
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: it back full circle. That's basically why we have NBA

881
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: pros playing in the Dream Team, because in eighty eight

882
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: we lost to the USSR, and we were like, we

883
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: can't be losing to the USSR, right, and then we

884
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: win in ninety two, motherfucking USSR didn't even exist anymore,

885
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: bro right, So so yeah, it all goes back to

886
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: that award Dick showing.

887
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: They hadn't a fucking fake the moon landing. We would

888
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 2: not have to watch Rudy Gobert beating fucking Kevin Durant

889
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 2: in the Olympics in twenty so.

890
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 5: The three team was the first Olympic basketball team ever.

891
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: They had pros, pro pros.

892
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what that's what yah. Yeah.

893
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 5: So wait, we lost to the USSR and put that

894
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 5: fucking squad together, nigga, Yeah, yeah.

895
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 4: There's some trans warmer shit like okay, yeah.

896
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, lease me guys.

897
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: To represent us, Like what the fuck? Let me nigga about.

898
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 2: Forty points.

899
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: We lost to the USSR and like a fucking you know,

900
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: twenty two caliber shootout and then we burnt off the

901
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: nukes in nineteen ninety two. Basics, that's how that ship went.

902
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 4: That is crazy, yeaz.

903
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 2: That ship is. That ship is wild though, And I

904
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 2: uh I do actually have a story about the nineteen

905
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 2: seventy two Olympics. Is a Long Beach State dude named

906
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 2: Ed Ratliffe was on that team where it was nineteen

907
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: seventy two. It was the gold medal game between the

908
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 2: US and the USSR. And the refs were like Russian

909
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 2: and they literally just let the Russians right, it was

910
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: like a tie game in the end. They basically just

911
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 2: let the Russians run an inbound play three times until

912
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: they made it.

913
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: Jerk. Doug Collins on that team, Yeah, and Doug Collins

914
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: still is salty about that shit to this day. And

915
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: I'll get it.

916
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 2: Oh they oh, for sure, Like Ed Ratliffe told us,

917
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 2: they so famously, they did not accept the silver medals.

918
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 2: They're like, no.

919
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 12: Fucking way, fuck you, like, we did not want the

920
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 12: silver medals but they but Ed told me the IOC

921
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 12: has tried to give them to them several times since then,

922
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 12: and the team unanimously is like, no way in fucking hell.

923
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 12: I don't keep that shit as far away from me

924
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 12: as possible. So they must have enjoy in nineteen ninety

925
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 12: two a whole lot.

926
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 2: Okay, blow your mind. Part two is we've talked about

927
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: during allergy season that you're just walking around with flower

928
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 2: cum like all in your nasal cavity.

929
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: That and that's gonna up a little bit.

930
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 13: But but Tyler made the point that the only reason

931
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 13: any of us are alive right now in the first

932
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 13: place is that there are plants eating sunlight and farting

933
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 13: out oxygen for us to breathe.

934
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: Yes, what what you want that blue d nigga because

935
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: this wasn't even how when I was tweeting that shit out.

936
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: But that's just so. First of all, eating sunlight is

937
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: a super fucking power to begin with. And then you

938
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: are just farting out oxygen and that's like, you don't

939
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: give a fuck about oxygen. That's your that's gas to you,

940
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 1: you know, that's that's fucking constipation or whatever. And we

941
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: need every life for needs that to exist. That's so

942
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: fucking crazy to me. Our existence doesn't make any sense, bro,

943
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: it doesn't.

944
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 4: I saw a great Tiger Gazelle video.

945
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: They this nigga's breaking down fucking existential ship.

946
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 4: I'm watching fucking Tiger status nails out the all on

947
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 4: Instagram and ship. But damn that that is wild. That

948
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 4: is that is crazy about plants farting fucking you know.

949
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I fuck me up to now, Calm

950
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 5: on my face, parts in my mouth, nigga.

951
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 4: Plants disrespectfulness shit.

952
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, but this Dare ship, you know, so we're

953
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: the guests here, so we're in their house you know,

954
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: they they fucking fart and we can't do ship about that.

955
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: You know, it's fair.

956
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 4: Crib I ain't. Man, fuck us we tracked.

957
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 2: I think, what's crazy. I know you guys both watched

958
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 2: the Planet Earth documentaries right whenever they would show the

959
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 2: time lapse videos of trees growing or I think they

960
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: did a forest growth one time, but anytime they did

961
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: anything with plants that was time lapse, I was always

962
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 2: it always blew my mind that like they look like

963
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 2: they're living in the way that we're. Like, they look

964
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 2: like they're moving in the way that we move, you

965
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like it looks like they're reaching

966
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: for things, and like we think of them as stationary

967
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: because the tree is planted in the same place and

968
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: its roughly stays there. But it is really like if

969
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 2: you think of them growing towards sunlight and everything else.

970
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: Anytime that video was sped up, it was just like, no,

971
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: it's just that fruitflies probably also think we don't move

972
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 2: around that much because they're only around for twenty four hours,

973
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: so we might be sitting on the couch for most

974
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 2: of that time, you know what I mean, We just

975
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 2: don't live long enough to really see the life of

976
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: a tree, you know what I mean, Like the trees

977
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: in this country that are eighteen hundred years old.

978
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 5: I wonder if fruit flies, like when you try to

979
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 5: kill them, do they be like looking at us like

980
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 5: on some laughing shit, you know what I mean? Like,

981
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 5: can you imagine how slow we're moving compared to them?

982
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 5: Like I try to kill one another.

983
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 11: I really looked at how fast it got away from me,

984
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 11: Like I was over here and the fly was like

985
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 11: right here, you know what I mean, And I'm like.

986
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 5: That motherfucker probably thinks I'm you know, moving in is fucking.

987
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

988
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 2: He probably thinks you're a tree swaying in the wind.

989
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 11: Also like I think, okay, I think a tree's existence.

990
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 11: I would hate to be a fucking tree. I would

991
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 11: hate to be a tree. You live way too fucking long,

992
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 11: all right, you are? I mean, you see the similar shit.

993
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 5: But the changes happened so slowly, right, the change you

994
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 5: see happen so slowly. People have like you know, they're like, hey,

995
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 5: do you want to be planning as a tree or

996
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 5: some shit. I'm like, fuck no, just let me shake

997
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 5: this bitch. I don't want to be here for hundreds

998
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 5: of fucking years, watching the same shit it change slowly.

999
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 4: I would hate to be a tree.

1000
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 2: You'd rather be a person than a tree?

1001
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 4: Oh definitely, for sure? You what what do you? What?

1002
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: Do you rather be a tree?

1003
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 4: I'm interested?

1004
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 2: Trees are chilling.

1005
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: Sounds like a very it sounds like a very stress

1006
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: free existence as a tree.

1007
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 4: Bro. But you're just sitting there and you're living for

1008
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 4: too long. I don't want to see that much like

1009
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 4: shit going on around.

1010
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 5: I don't want to see like, okay, you you said,

1011
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 5: how's long is the how old is the oldest tree?

1012
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 4: Like? What one hundred and eighty? What you say?

1013
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 2: Seventeen hundred years?

1014
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 4: Okay, I just really thought about that. Insane?

1015
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 2: I don't But don't you think too? But don't you

1016
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: think to a fruit fly or a person or a

1017
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: tree that a lifetime is a lifetime. I mean, I

1018
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 2: don't think you know what I mean. Fruit fly doesn't

1019
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 2: think that they only live a day. They think they

1020
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 2: live you know, if they make it twenty five hours,

1021
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 2: they think they're one hundred and eight years old, you

1022
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

1023
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 5: Like, I mean, but the thing I think also, yeah,

1024
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 5: I'm thinking also.

1025
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 4: Like if I'm like I don't look at.

1026
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 11: Proof lies or like Gazelle's are fucking I don't compare

1027
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 11: my lives.

1028
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck when they died, you know

1029
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 4: what I mean. Like, so I'm not looking at it.

1030
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 11: I'm thinking that's for a human, Like if I'm a

1031
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 11: tree seeing all these shreumans die, Like I don't give

1032
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 11: a fuck about these niggas, you know what I mean.

1033
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 14: Like I'm chilling with my tree homies. We probably just growing,

1034
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 14: slow talking shit. But also what if the niggas that

1035
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 14: you was around you don't fuck with them, but you

1036
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 14: stuck with the niggas, the tree niggas around you.

1037
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 5: You feel me like I hate this bitch ask, but

1038
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 5: he's stuck right beside you.

1039
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 4: For each you know what I mean, what are you

1040
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 4: doing at that point?

1041
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: It's been studies done on that trees are very communal

1042
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: in their own way, like there will be stronger trees

1043
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: that will latch on like to the roots of of

1044
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: like smaller weaker trees and and kind of you know,

1045
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: help feed them to help them grow. Like there was

1046
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: this this post on on Twitter of this this this

1047
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: wooden bench that that someone cut out of a tree

1048
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: and they found out that like the tree had had

1049
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: had kind of infiltrated it and was and was feeding

1050
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: it because you know, we probably go it was another

1051
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: tree because it was what you know what I'm saying.

1052
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: So trees are very communal from from if you really

1053
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: just like look into that shit. It's interesting.

1054
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 2: They also communicate with each other more than we used

1055
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 2: to think that they did, and there's like ongoing studies

1056
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 2: about that that through you know, the release of hormones

1057
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 2: or chemicals I probably don't know the right name, but

1058
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 2: they actually like signal to each other when there's danger,

1059
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, so they're hard in

1060
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: their bark and shit, Like, they're actually much more active

1061
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 2: and communicating with each other than that you would think

1062
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 2: walking through a forest, and it just looks like they're

1063
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: all like the tree notices when you're in the forest, right, yeah,

1064
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

1065
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would respond to those danger calls and like

1066
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: produce chemicals that make them their sap taste bitter and

1067
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 1: shit like that. Like right, Yeah, trees are smart as fuck.

1068
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're smart without a brain, which

1069
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: is is beyond my human understanding, but you know.

1070
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 2: Trees probably think our brain is primitive as fuck, Like

1071
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: these motherfuckers had to grow something to think.

1072
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 11: So Bactually, what you're telling me is trees don't There's

1073
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 11: no trees that don't fuck with each other.

1074
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 5: They really that's I'm thinking like a human once again,

1075
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 5: we're like, just fuck with trees. Like your homie is

1076
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 5: all the homies of your homie, you know what I mean,

1077
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 5: Like that's.

1078
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 2: He wouldn't subjugate each other over like you're fucking oak,

1079
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 2: you know, like you feel like this proud boy's ship

1080
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense to them.

1081
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 5: You know, vaccine there will be there'd be no anti vaccine.

1082
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 2: I would love to see it, like you know what

1083
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 2: I mean.

1084
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 4: I love a yuker. I love a good pretty yucker.

1085
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 4: Bro mm hmm.

1086
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 2: I believe that's all the time we have for Jameson Jones.

1087
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 2: Very happy to be talking about nonsense. The nonsense ratio

1088
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 2: is increasing for the next little while. Thanks for sticking

1089
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 2: with us. We'll be back on Thursday breaking down. I

1090
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 2: guess how many more times are the USA basketball team

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Speaker 2: you're gonna lose between now and Thursday. Two more times?

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Speaker 4: And many times we're gonna give a fuck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Like I said, I'm rooving for the chaos now,

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Speaker 1: so hopefully we lose twice hour.

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Speaker 4: Kevin Durant, who for fucking thirty six.

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Speaker 2: Yes, as long as Rudy Gogert can't hurt us anymore,

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Speaker 2: as fine as time with me all obviously on Thursday,