Speaker 1: Wow, what's up everybody? Welcome to another edition of the
Speaker 1: Fantasy Cheat Sheet. I'm Marcus Grant with Michael F. Florio
Speaker 1: and Lakwan Jones.
Speaker 2: Back. I think we're back after a week.
Speaker 1: We've done two shows already this week, we've done two podcasts,
Speaker 1: so it's like we're we've been.
Speaker 2: Back for a while. We back, Yo, we are. How
Speaker 2: you guys feeling this morning at Florida? How how are
Speaker 2: you this morning? My man?
Speaker 3: I'm good? Uh? Team USA one last night? That was
Speaker 3: cool that that kept me entertained. The Mets are on
Speaker 3: literally right now, which is always the weird part about
Speaker 3: being on the West coast. But things are good. How
Speaker 3: are you.
Speaker 2: Guys doing good?
Speaker 1: I will say that that is one of the things
Speaker 1: about baseball. Midweek baseball, like having day games in the
Speaker 1: middle of the week are kind of fun.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm at home, I'm working from home. I
Speaker 2: can throw up at random.
Speaker 1: It's like the usually two teams that don't care about right,
Speaker 1: but like I'll sit and I'll watch you know whatever,
Speaker 1: Royals and Twins or something like that in the middle
Speaker 1: of the day on a on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Speaker 2: Like I'm cool with that.
Speaker 3: The Mets are half a game behind the Padres right
Speaker 3: now for the final wildcard spot. So I'm joining you,
Speaker 3: Marcus on that that root against the Padres chain. I
Speaker 3: almost been a little bit harsher, but beat beat the Padres.
Speaker 4: You know, I want to bring the pod down real
Speaker 4: quick though, But you know England's going to the final, right, Like,
Speaker 4: are we just going to skip over that real quick?
Speaker 1: Like sores are this week? How are you rooting for
Speaker 1: England's right? Yeah, we had we'll talk about that. We
Speaker 1: watched the movie r R R. Like the fact that
Speaker 1: that Lakwan is still rooting for England after that movie
Speaker 1: is something literally insane.
Speaker 2: You're right, but man, coming on the timing, you did
Speaker 2: that on purpose? I did? I did? You know?
Speaker 1: It's funny because you know about that. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: been a fun tournament. The Euros have been fun. Copa
Speaker 1: America has been fun. I just know that England is
Speaker 1: going to break your heart in an the worst possible
Speaker 1: way because that's just what they do. That's just exactly
Speaker 1: exactly what's gonna happen. We got some stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I I will be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I'm like, only you know, maybe sixty percent prepared for
Speaker 1: this show today, you know whatever, But.
Speaker 2: We NATO cool.
Speaker 1: I mean, we know how this show operates, right like
Speaker 1: you guys out there watching and participating. You guys know
Speaker 1: how this show operates. So we're not really we're not
Speaker 1: a really serious operation here. But uh, one thing that
Speaker 1: that I did see that popped up on my radar
Speaker 1: that I thought I want to talk about was I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys are watching the off season,
Speaker 1: the preseason hard knocks, I don't know what are they
Speaker 1: calling this, like hard knocks, knocks slightly it's off season? Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. But Brian Dable apparently guaranteed he could
Speaker 1: run a seven second forty yard dash.
Speaker 2: No way, there's no measurables. There's just no way.
Speaker 4: And if it's not on film, and I don't believe it,
Speaker 4: there's no way.
Speaker 1: I mean, so what I got, let's let's go figure
Speaker 1: this out, right, because like, what did what did Rich
Speaker 1: Eisen run in his last his last.
Speaker 2: Forty It's a good question, right, I actually have the
Speaker 2: database for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, like I'm one, I'm I just I'm
Speaker 1: using the Google right now to see if I can
Speaker 1: figure it out, all right, So he ran a six
Speaker 1: two five in twenty twenty four, seven seconds seems doable
Speaker 1: for Bran.
Speaker 3: Seven is a long time.
Speaker 2: What's the last time he's ran full speed? Like, let's
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 1: I mean you would think that, being a football coach,
Speaker 1: that he does semi athletic things kind of regularly. I
Speaker 1: mean you would hope, right. No, I mean, look what
Speaker 1: I'm going.
Speaker 2: To go down, athlete my guy.
Speaker 3: I think he does it under seven seconds.
Speaker 1: We're not asking him to race Molik Neighbors, right, this
Speaker 1: is not what we're asking of him. We just want
Speaker 1: him to run a forty yard dash in seven seconds, right,
Speaker 1: Rich Eisen And this is like no, no, no, If it's
Speaker 1: to Rich, like, nobody looks at and thinks like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is like an NFL type athlete, right, Like he
Speaker 1: went six two five.
Speaker 2: I will say that a first time younger, right, I think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, I would think that. My first thought
Speaker 1: was that's ridiculous. And now that I see what Rich
Speaker 1: has run, I'm like.
Speaker 2: All right, no, it's not. Maybe not so ridiculous. No,
Speaker 2: it's ridiculous to me.
Speaker 4: Seven seconds is long, But I don't think he could
Speaker 4: do it because think about when's the last time you
Speaker 4: have ran full speed? Like I know when the last
Speaker 4: time I ran full speed? And it's still slow and
Speaker 4: I'm slimmered in him.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm a speed burner. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like I'm siting here. We have a
Speaker 1: little timer here right some one, two, three, four, five
Speaker 1: six seven. That's seven seconds right there right like.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know you're running. I mean I ran full speed
Speaker 3: this week, like I know you got you have young kids.
Speaker 1: You guys are using we run full speed in short
Speaker 1: bursts there where you're trying to grasp something, give me
Speaker 1: my phone. Parents are more of the three cone sort
Speaker 1: of thing as opposed to the forty yard dash. That's
Speaker 1: parenting is more of a three cone sort of drill
Speaker 1: and not necessarily a forty.
Speaker 3: If they asked you right now, what do you think
Speaker 3: your forty time would be?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Sub what? Sick?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We gotta put this to the test.
Speaker 4: Under five. We don't think I'm getting under six. I
Speaker 4: don't I think i'd get under six. Can we put
Speaker 4: this to the test, fellas? Can we do a forty
Speaker 4: yard dash Fantasy.
Speaker 3: I am should if we can borrow the grounds.
Speaker 1: Now, my fears, now, my fears, I'm like tearing Achilles
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be really
Speaker 2: awful on I R before camp is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be like the first episode of Fancy Live
Speaker 1: is gonna be me in a walking boot.
Speaker 2: You know it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: You and RAYGQ, right, that's who.
Speaker 2: Oh man, yeah man, yeah.
Speaker 1: So if you follow your fantasy Twitter, Ray Garvin Ragiq
Speaker 1: does great work, especially in the like the Devi space
Speaker 1: and the Dynasty Space. A couple of years ago, at
Speaker 1: the Fantasy Football Expo, there's a flag football tournament and
Speaker 1: uh yeah, sadly Ray Tour and Achilles. But the upside
Speaker 1: of the upside of it is that he likes to
Speaker 1: tell people now that his football career ended on the
Speaker 1: turf at Hall of Fame Stadium.
Speaker 2: I love that, right, I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you this, this is my first year going to
Speaker 3: the expo. I am not playing. I know I could
Speaker 3: play flag football. I don't got nothing to prove, right,
Speaker 3: so I'm just not doing it. Don't do it, Marcus,
Speaker 3: thank you, trust me. I'm I don't know, We'll see
Speaker 3: I might be able to get talked into it. Let's
Speaker 3: get some actual, some actual fantasy football questions in here.
Speaker 3: Golf or Caleb Williams. I know what Lakwan is gonna say,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna ask you anyway, Golf or Caleb Williams.
Speaker 2: They're Golf. Go wait, really yeah, Golf.
Speaker 4: Sorry, because our expectations are less than four thousand yards,
Speaker 4: and there's a lot of confusion and understanding this.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to go with that. That's my expectation.
Speaker 1: It seems like most of the football world is like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna break the record in the first year.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, I'm sure I'm on that boat.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Let me see it first. It's still the Bears. It's
Speaker 4: still the Bears organization, right, Like.
Speaker 1: Come on, I mean, where are you are your team Golf?
Speaker 1: I'm team Caleb, and I think there's four thousand all right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: The thing is, we know who Golf is. We like
Speaker 3: Caleb could be CJ. Stroud, you know. So that's why
Speaker 3: I would take I would take Caleb over him, but
Speaker 3: I think he goes before I mean DJ Moore is
Speaker 3: getting a thousand. Keenan's getting a thousand if he stays healthy. Wow,
Speaker 3: or close to it. Roll will be in the seven
Speaker 3: to eight hundred yards if those other guys stay here
Speaker 3: more than halfway there. Wow, you're two thirds of the
Speaker 3: way there.
Speaker 2: Wow. All right.
Speaker 1: I think I'm I think I'm team off on this one.
Speaker 1: I think I'm also just trying to like cushion my
Speaker 1: own feelings, my own emotions about Caleb or a Homer
Speaker 1: exactly like that. I'm like, you know, Caleb, Caleb is
Speaker 1: the mystery box. It could be anything. It could be,
Speaker 1: it could be Jared Goff like that. That was exactly
Speaker 1: what I thought when, uh, when when you guys are
Speaker 1: talking about that.
Speaker 3: Just so, the thing about Jared Goff is, I don't
Speaker 3: want to be a negative Jared Goff guy. He's awesome
Speaker 3: and a lot of indoor games, we know when to
Speaker 3: use him. As good of a year as he had
Speaker 3: last year, he was the QB fourteen points per game.
Speaker 3: So I think Caleb brings more upside than that. And
Speaker 3: you know what the correct answer is, take them both,
Speaker 3: because Caleb has the upside. Golf is the safe guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can actually do both for sure.
Speaker 1: For sure, Uh bonds of YT wants to know DeVonta
Speaker 1: Smith or Jalen waddle Man.
Speaker 2: They're they're like literally back to back in my rankings.
Speaker 4: It's a toss up really to me, I mean model, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think Smith for me, say I split.
Speaker 2: It's close. It's pretty close. We're both top twenty. They're
Speaker 2: both top twenty.
Speaker 1: Oh well, here's what I will you know, let me
Speaker 1: see if I can find it too, because Mike Clay
Speaker 1: actually had a really interesting tweet about the Dolphins schedule
Speaker 1: in the back half of the schedule and this, so
Speaker 1: this is what it says. Not to alarm those of
Speaker 1: you investing in the Dolphins in fantasy, but week thirteen
Speaker 1: at the Packers, week fourteen versus the Jets, week fifteen
Speaker 1: at the Texans, week sixteen versus the forty nine ers,
Speaker 1: week seventeen at the Browns, week eighteen at the Jets,
Speaker 1: that's a rough stress.
Speaker 2: That's rough.
Speaker 4: That's a brutal run at sixty games there too, that's rudal.
Speaker 1: Run of six games to end the season. So maybe
Speaker 1: just maybe.
Speaker 2: That impacts your thinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh yes, somebody, uh Ryan thinks it's coming home.
Speaker 1: We're coming home. Baby's coming home. He thinks it's coming home.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's funny because like England to me
Speaker 2: is like what are they like?
Speaker 1: I want to say they're like Cowboy fans because I
Speaker 1: don't think there's abnoxious, but it's like they love it.
Speaker 1: They love it so much and they want to win
Speaker 1: things so badly and it never happens.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of heartbreak history in England, man,
Speaker 4: I mean going all the way back to Beckham letting
Speaker 4: down the country, but you know he ran in the.
Speaker 2: US, going back to seventeen to seventy six. It goes
Speaker 2: further back in my time.
Speaker 4: I understand the heartbreak and I feel like, man, they
Speaker 4: can do it.
Speaker 2: They can pull it off. They can pull it off
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 3: England is the Yankees of the world, right, Like they
Speaker 3: they get by based on all the success they had generations.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like a Cowboys fan base man pretty much.
Speaker 2: Wow Wow, good question here for Maggie.
Speaker 1: Will you please explain what is meant by a vertical game,
Speaker 1: a go around, an next receiver, a slot receiver. I'd
Speaker 1: like a better understanding of what analysts mean when they
Speaker 1: use those two. So the short here's I think it's
Speaker 1: better like this would actually be kind of a good
Speaker 1: thing to do as a show, or maybe a series
Speaker 1: of short videos or something like that, because I know
Speaker 1: we do talk about this a lot, and there are
Speaker 1: people who certainly know what it means, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: there are a lot of people out there, like Maggie,
Speaker 1: who don't. The short answer, a vertical game, a go
Speaker 1: route is basically just you're sending guys long, You're sending
Speaker 1: them deep, you know, like you just tell your guy generally,
Speaker 1: who's really fast, run straight and I'll throw it to you.
Speaker 2: Backyard backyard football, right, run straight and I'll throw it
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: But like things like X receiver, slot receiver, I do
Speaker 1: think it would be worth, you know, maybe putting together
Speaker 1: a series of short videos to kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: explain that, to like to help people out and not
Speaker 1: just assume that everybody knows what.
Speaker 2: We can get that together.
Speaker 1: Let's let's work on that. So but thank you for
Speaker 1: the question, Maggie. Absolutely great. Why am I seeing a
Speaker 1: lot of Greg Dorts talk Let's.
Speaker 2: Go it's Dors time. That's why baby doorge season passed.
Speaker 2: The doors is past the door like the Dortch. What
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 1: Am I the only one that thinks Greg Dortch is
Speaker 1: a massively is massively undervalued, especially with the kick return rules.
Speaker 1: Would love to hear your thoughts on him heading into
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. I defer all kick return questions to you.
Speaker 2: Lakwan, let's go. This is double dipping opportunity here.
Speaker 4: Like I know, Greg Dortch is not going to lock
Speaker 4: up that second opportunity and the target share because obviously
Speaker 4: he's gonna trade mcbrian and Marvin Harris. But he's getting
Speaker 4: double dep opportunity. And we've seen how good he's played
Speaker 4: with Kyler Murray with you know, the snaps of over
Speaker 4: seventy percent. The dude average is a very strong fifteen
Speaker 4: to seventeen Fantasy points per game with him. So you're
Speaker 4: getting those double dip opportunity on this hybrid kickoff where
Speaker 4: he's very elusive, he could break tackles. He's one of
Speaker 4: those players that you just want to have on your
Speaker 4: roster with this new kickoff rule, just to have double
Speaker 4: dipping opportunity here.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm down for that. I'm down for that.
Speaker 1: Sks Enjoy wants to know how early is too early
Speaker 1: to reach on Christian Watson or what rounds? Are you
Speaker 1: looking for him? For a good ROI are you for you?
Speaker 1: I guess the fining him, I mean, are you in
Speaker 1: on him? Florio on Christian Watson at.
Speaker 3: All Best Ball, but I think indraw redraft, he's gonna
Speaker 3: be frustrating week to week, and and the whole Packers
Speaker 3: receiving room could be frustrating week to week potentially. But
Speaker 3: Christian Watson, given uh the the explosiveness and the burst
Speaker 3: that he has, and I know two years ago we
Speaker 3: could say that was because of Aaron Rodgers, but like
Speaker 3: Christian Watson is still very explosive and can win downfield.
Speaker 3: I just think it's gonna be tough to predict when
Speaker 3: those big plays happen. Uh So in best Ball is
Speaker 3: the format that I think is where you if you
Speaker 3: want to target Christian Watson, that is the format to do.
Speaker 1: I just I have generally stayed away from Packers receivers
Speaker 1: except for Jaden Reid. He's the one guy that I
Speaker 1: feel kind of the most confident in.
Speaker 2: But again it's been mostly Best Ball.
Speaker 1: Like I think at least said this before, the Packers
Speaker 1: receiving room and the Texans receiving room have some of
Speaker 1: the same issues, except I think the ceiling is lower
Speaker 1: on the Packers receivers than it is on the Texans receivers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're also they're also priced accordingly, you know, ADP wise,
Speaker 1: you get a better the Texans.
Speaker 3: You're paying all ceiling for. Yeah, floor, I don't feel
Speaker 3: as being really all that.
Speaker 4: Do we discuss who's the safest one out of that
Speaker 4: pair in Houston?
Speaker 2: In Houston, yeah, I don't even talk about it. I
Speaker 2: think it's Nico.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think I Yeah, I'm on that side
Speaker 4: too with Nico being safe.
Speaker 2: Because Nico's I mean, he's younger than Stefan Diggs.
Speaker 1: They have well I don't know, they don't have any
Speaker 1: draft capital technically because they didn't draft him.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but yeah, I don't know. I still think
Speaker 2: it's Nico there.
Speaker 3: I think Nico is like, he gives you the safe
Speaker 3: combination of like safe floor, high ceiling. I think Diggs
Speaker 3: is more of a safe floor kind of play, and
Speaker 3: Tank Dell is the ceiling shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Guts saw these tweets from a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: that the US one the US has a national football team,
Speaker 1: like an American football team, like not like football. But
Speaker 1: we lost in this tournament, and we lost like multiple
Speaker 1: times to multiple countries, including Japan, Like we used to
Speaker 1: be a proper country, right.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what this tournament is.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it except I just kept
Speaker 1: seeing the tweets about US losing to like different countries,
Speaker 1: like this roster? Who's on this roster? Like what is
Speaker 1: this do we need to send like the Chiefs? That's
Speaker 1: the question to send wee player?
Speaker 3: We don't need to send the Chiefs. We could send
Speaker 3: the Panthers from like and annihile it.
Speaker 1: I mean we lost the game, as mister Scampers brings
Speaker 1: it not ely. Did we lose to Japan? We lost
Speaker 1: by three scores?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I just saw that. I saw a lot of tweets
Speaker 3: being like this, what was it nineteen ninety one when
Speaker 3: the Olympics were like, we got to get the NBA,
Speaker 3: we this version of the football side of it.
Speaker 2: But Lebron out there? Could we could we do that? Right?
Speaker 2: Could we take? You know?
Speaker 1: I mean there are definitely NBA players that have some
Speaker 1: football skills, right, could we take Lebron and like, you know,
Speaker 1: pair him up with some folks.
Speaker 2: And and go win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe not forty year old Lebron. Okay Lebron five
Speaker 3: years ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I mean but like, okay, so you had you asked
Speaker 1: the question in the cheat sheet, leaqwan, what starting skill
Speaker 1: position players would be there if there's a team USA Football? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just we just put stuff behind
Speaker 1: this curtains. We just put stuff in. We don't necessarily
Speaker 1: put a name to.
Speaker 4: Do color fun I tried to do that in the
Speaker 4: show sheet. Oh did you Yeah, but we'll work on that.
Speaker 2: Okay. Whatever. You guys are hearing us work out our
Speaker 2: problems right here live on the show. Enjoy that.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, Like, here's the thing. I think
Speaker 1: if we had a USA like, we wouldn't be sending
Speaker 1: like top top level stars, right, No, that's what I want.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It would be like if we had like my homes
Speaker 1: and Justin Jefferson and Christian McCaffrey, you know, basically like
Speaker 1: put together the whole first two rounds of a fantasy
Speaker 1: drafts hill. You know, like, what are we sitting here
Speaker 1: arguing like you know, how could Trey McBride get left
Speaker 1: off the team?
Speaker 2: Like we had that sort of argument we would.
Speaker 3: I was upset Jaylen Brunson's not on team. He wouldn't
Speaker 3: be get minutes. But I still wanted him on the team.
Speaker 2: Oh he just want the title. He just wants to
Speaker 2: get to jersey.
Speaker 1: Well he wants I mean he also wants you know,
Speaker 1: he wants the jersey. But also you know, like eight
Speaker 1: ten years from now, when they're showing you know, like
Speaker 1: you know, you have the picture of like it's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, man, like, yeah, there's Lebron and Steph and
Speaker 1: Katie and oh that's right, Jalen Brunson was on that team.
Speaker 2: Huh, Like that's what it would be.
Speaker 3: A redeem team version of that is Michael Red. I
Speaker 3: was looking at that picture the other day and I
Speaker 3: was like, he was the only one that took me
Speaker 3: a second to be like, who.
Speaker 2: Is that all that?
Speaker 3: Michael Red?
Speaker 1: I think I'd probably be the same, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think I'd be like oh yeah, Michael, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: would be like wait who is that again?
Speaker 2: For sure?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: This one from Booch, Mike Evans or c J. Stroud
Speaker 1: for a keeper. I tend to struggle to keep quarterbacks.
Speaker 2: Just I would keep Mike Evans. Yeah, keep Evans.
Speaker 3: Unless it's one of those leagues where like you would
Speaker 3: keep someone for years. I would go Evans.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see what he say.
Speaker 1: I have Vijeon Laporta and Mike Evans, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think keep Mike Evans. Keep you got
Speaker 1: you got all three of your skill positions locked up.
Speaker 1: You can find a quarterback. You might even be able
Speaker 1: to get Stroud again, depending on how shakes. I mean really,
Speaker 1: you might be able to still draft Stroud uh and
Speaker 1: still be okay. So we're talking Jalen Brunts and so
Speaker 1: of course the Knicks stand has to jump in.
Speaker 4: Oh god, my boy Roman watching too. He's also a
Speaker 4: Knicks fan back.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, well, if Knicks fans had their way,
Speaker 1: you guys would send all of your Villanova players over there,
Speaker 1: and just like have that be a fake.
Speaker 3: I'll fully admit, like Drew Holliday, his defense is worth
Speaker 3: having out there. But Tyree's Haliburton, come.
Speaker 2: On, I think I look at that.
Speaker 1: I did not expect Tyre's Halliburton shade on this show today,
Speaker 1: like at all.
Speaker 3: I will shade him any chance I get real.
Speaker 2: Quick before we before we move on.
Speaker 1: Uh, do you guys have any really attractive RB handcuffs
Speaker 1: for this year And the first one that jumps out
Speaker 1: to me is probably James Connor, Trade Benson, Yeah, Blake
Speaker 1: Coham Williams. Yeah, I mean, are we counting Devon ah
Speaker 1: Chan and and Raheem Mostert?
Speaker 3: I would count right, that's the handcuff.
Speaker 2: There, Jalen Right, Okay, yeah, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair,
Speaker 2: is fair? All right?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: H Let's see.
Speaker 1: Oh apparently it's it's Bill Summer, Bill Belichick.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh yeah, he's been the news lately. Man.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, so there are there are photos of Bill
Speaker 1: Lee if I can uh, let's see if I can
Speaker 1: pull this up here.
Speaker 3: This made my davy when I saw it the other day.
Speaker 1: This here, it is uh hot Bill Summer line him
Speaker 1: with his him with his girlfriend, uh, his twenty something
Speaker 1: year old girlfriend.
Speaker 2: My man, Bill still taking it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I definitely thought the roles would be reversed
Speaker 3: and he'd be taking the pictures of her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how all those pictures would come out?
Speaker 2: Like the his finger would be in kind of blurry.
Speaker 3: Like wasn't happening facing him like she's teaching him how
Speaker 3: to work a camera phone. There, that's what's going on.
Speaker 1: But also, I mean, look, I'm sure you guys have
Speaker 1: been asked to take pictures of your wives, Like it
Speaker 1: is impossible task.
Speaker 2: It is. It's a nearly I will take.
Speaker 1: I might take literally like forty pictures and maybe one
Speaker 1: will be considered acceptable.
Speaker 4: There's so many rules to it, like just let me
Speaker 4: take the picture I want. Like, I'm not a photographer.
Speaker 4: I'm just like you take a picture of me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, that's fine as long as my
Speaker 1: eyes aren't closed and I'm not like you know, have
Speaker 1: like I literally.
Speaker 4: Have to sit there for like ten minutes taking the
Speaker 4: same angle like no, you're too high in the lens, No,
Speaker 4: you're the lighting, and like you're not paying for.
Speaker 2: This, like it's just a free, free photo here. It
Speaker 2: is the wote man. It is the absolute worst of
Speaker 2: all time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see I have it the opposite. Me and Nikolette
Speaker 3: will like go out, We'll do a whole day of
Speaker 3: stuff and get home and be like we didn't take
Speaker 3: one single picture.
Speaker 2: Like that's my.
Speaker 3: Achilles heel.
Speaker 1: Like honestly, I feel like that would be better because
Speaker 1: I don't really love taking pictures and like I don't
Speaker 1: necessarily take a lot of pictures, but like if I
Speaker 1: am asked to take a picture of my wife, like
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a you go hand, I will hand
Speaker 1: the phone to a stranger because that might work out better.
Speaker 2: That might work out trying to take.
Speaker 3: It until you could start passing it off to the kids.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good question. I know.
Speaker 1: I know Quentin's not there yet. Like if I give
Speaker 1: him the phone, he's gonna end up just going to
Speaker 1: YouTube and watching.
Speaker 2: Nation's definitely a YouTuber.
Speaker 4: He would be like, oh, thanks and then walk away
Speaker 4: like no, take this picture please, Like yeah, he's definitely
Speaker 4: one of those.
Speaker 1: All right, that's cool. Let's see where this is from
Speaker 1: Shava Perez. What's the best strategy for a redrafting league
Speaker 1: in PPR? I would say, right now, make sure you
Speaker 1: get at least one wide receiver in the first two rounds,
Speaker 1: maybe two of them in the first five or six rounds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the biggest thing is hammer receivers early.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think receivers are deep this year, so you
Speaker 4: hammer early and then in those mid like four or five,
Speaker 4: get a tight end, you can get a Mark Andrews.
Speaker 4: Like how we talked about yesterday on the pod. I
Speaker 4: mean great value there. I mean like there's plenty of
Speaker 4: bills that you could do, but why receive are very
Speaker 4: important this year because it gets wicked dark after the
Speaker 4: seventh round.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Although I don't know if you guys feel this way
Speaker 3: as well. I think this is a heavy Best ball
Speaker 3: influence and I think come redraft leagues, running backs will
Speaker 3: get pulled up more than we're seeing them right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you may be right, and I think I think
Speaker 1: we're starting to even see it in Best ball leagues
Speaker 1: now too. I was seeing some tweets about it that,
Speaker 1: you know, recent ADP shifts have shown that running backs
Speaker 1: are starting to kind of move up the board a
Speaker 1: little bit. Because we may we always do this right,
Speaker 1: we always go really heavy in one direction and then
Speaker 1: it's like, wait a minute, this isn't right, so you know,
Speaker 1: let's go let's go the other way with it. Our
Speaker 1: movie this week in uh Florio's Film Festival, we watched
Speaker 1: the movie are r R, which came out a few
Speaker 1: years ago on Netflix. And I will turn it over
Speaker 1: to you guys for a second, but I will just
Speaker 1: start by saying, this movie is bananas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly like Flora.
Speaker 4: I'm so curious of what you got going on. Yeah,
Speaker 4: your thoughts here.
Speaker 3: So I had told you guys, Like in college, I
Speaker 3: watched a lot of Bollywood films and stuff, so I
Speaker 3: knew like the song and the dance part were coming,
Speaker 3: and I think the they did a really good job
Speaker 3: with all of that. But this is clearly Bollywood's version
Speaker 3: of like the Fast and the Furious movies. No main
Speaker 3: character is ever left for, like they make you think
Speaker 3: they might not actually like like Fast and the Furious,
Speaker 3: be like that person's dead, but they make you that
Speaker 3: that person is done for and then two scenes later
Speaker 3: they're just like the one dude gets brutally beaten when
Speaker 3: he's like held captive and the next day he is
Speaker 3: fine and fighting back and stuff like that. Also, the
Speaker 3: scene that stood out to me the most was they
Speaker 3: brought Noah's Ark to the fight and they come out
Speaker 3: with tigers and.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and a deer.
Speaker 3: That was my biggest question was why is there a
Speaker 3: deer there?
Speaker 2: The deer would had made it out of the cage,
Speaker 2: it would have been eaten.
Speaker 3: That exactly, and the animals would have been like, yo,
Speaker 3: we're fed, We're good. But the craziest part to me
Speaker 3: was my dude, Superman punched a tiger.
Speaker 1: With a mid mid air like with a fire fist basically.
Speaker 2: And that wasn't even the most ridiculous thing out of
Speaker 2: an entire movie, which is what is up there? For me?
Speaker 1: That's pretty high up there, man, Like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what what was your most ridiculous thing there?
Speaker 4: Oh so many, man, It had to be on the
Speaker 4: bridge with the horse and the motorcycle with the rope
Speaker 4: and they jumped off the bridge together in unison.
Speaker 2: To save that little kid.
Speaker 1: That was like the Fus Times ten first off, right, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, some guys become best friends because you grew
Speaker 1: up in the same neighborhood, or you went to the
Speaker 1: same school, or you cheer for the same sports teams.
Speaker 1: Some guys become best friends when they save a child
Speaker 1: from a burning train car underneath the bridge, Like that's how.
Speaker 1: And this is like the greatest friendship in the history
Speaker 1: of friendships. I mean, everybody needs a friend, like like
Speaker 1: these two dudes.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: I love too. At the end, when I guess I'll
Speaker 3: call him like the general or whatever the bad guy.
Speaker 3: He notices that his dude is gonna flip on him
Speaker 3: because of how the tree is seated, and then after
Speaker 3: he attacks him, his car gets like hit with whatever
Speaker 3: it was. He goes flying in the air, catches the rifle,
Speaker 3: and starts shooting. Like I was like, look, this movie
Speaker 3: knew what it was, and they just went full in.
Speaker 2: They just they just went heavy on it.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at that point near the end where
Speaker 1: you know, the one guy stomps on the front tire
Speaker 1: of a moving motorcycle, flips it in the air. Now
Speaker 1: he catches the motorcycle, then beats one guy with it
Speaker 1: and throws it in a second guy. I'm like, yeah, man, wow.
Speaker 1: But by at that point in the movie, you're pretty
Speaker 1: much all in. I mean, because like if if you're
Speaker 1: not all in after the first like fifteen or twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: then you're never in. And like once you buy the
Speaker 1: first fifteen minutes, you're like, all right, let's go, like
Speaker 1: we're in for real.
Speaker 3: Very enjoyable. But I don't think any movie has ever
Speaker 3: had better hand eye coordination. These guys catch everything everything,
Speaker 3: best sharpshooters ever. One dude with a rifle holds up
Speaker 3: an entire army.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well and the h was it the rama?
Speaker 1: I mean he was the He would fight like a
Speaker 1: whole army of dudes and his hair would still be perfect,
Speaker 1: like not as dude as Goku.
Speaker 2: He was amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: If you guys haven't checked it out, it's on It's
Speaker 1: on Netflix, mind you it is.
Speaker 2: It literally is three hours long.
Speaker 1: You may want to break it up into a couple
Speaker 1: of sittings if you need to, especially those with kids,
Speaker 1: because I know you won't be able to have a
Speaker 1: chance to sit for three straight hours if you have children.
Speaker 1: But it is absolutely worth watching. So I found out
Speaker 1: we decided on next week's movie. Normally I get here
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know what we're gonna watch
Speaker 1: it next week. I know what we're watching next week
Speaker 1: because we were talking about this in our text chain.
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of you have seen, maybe all
Speaker 1: of you have seen the trailer for Gladiator two that
Speaker 1: just came out, and it was brought to my attention
Speaker 1: that neither one of these fine gentlemen has seen the
Speaker 1: original Gladiator.
Speaker 2: So we will be watching Maximus this week. Let's go.
Speaker 2: I've rewatched the trailer Maximus Meridius.
Speaker 3: Where does r O our rank for you guys amongst
Speaker 3: the now this movie we watched this summer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean what we we have to take Godzilla
Speaker 2: minus one out? I feel like that. I feel like
Speaker 2: that's not that's not really fair. We can add Godzillan Kong.
Speaker 2: I put that at like four.
Speaker 1: So I guess, uh, I'm trying to think what else
Speaker 1: have we watched? So, I mean the Big Lebowski. The
Speaker 1: Big Lebowski is always a personal favorite of mind, so
Speaker 1: that probably that probably comes number two just for me personally.
Speaker 2: This might be three.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that is actually the So Godzilla, big Lebowski
Speaker 3: R R R is the exact order I have it in.
Speaker 3: And then the last two are back Draft and Raid Redemption, which.
Speaker 1: Which is wild. That's what you have, No, no, I have.
Speaker 1: I have back Draft five?
Speaker 2: Okay four? Right, and that's fair. Yah.
Speaker 3: So I think we all are in the same order.
Speaker 2: I think we all have the same order, which is
Speaker 2: what is kind of wild.
Speaker 1: So uh so, so this is gonna be interesting where
Speaker 1: Gladiator slots in here?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Because my early prediction, this is just my only early prediction.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess you guys might have this as number two.
Speaker 3: That's that's my early prediction too, knowing myself and the
Speaker 3: kinds of movies.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be, my thought is that My my guess
Speaker 1: is that you guys are gonna put it in too.
Speaker 1: Rushel Crow Crow, Yes, row Jaquin, Phoenix. Yeah, it's a yeah.
Speaker 1: This is gonna make good. Yeah, absolutely great. So next
Speaker 1: week we will be back. We will talk about Gladiator.
Speaker 1: I also have a I do have a third movie.
Speaker 1: I have another movie beyond that. Should I tell you
Speaker 1: now or should I wait? Actually, let me write it
Speaker 1: down because chances are I will forget.
Speaker 3: We'll come back next week.
Speaker 1: I have like I know, I was like I know,
Speaker 1: I had something in my head.
Speaker 2: It just totally flew away in the last week. So
Speaker 2: I have written it down.
Speaker 1: And so I do have another movie after we get
Speaker 1: through Gladiator that we're going to watch.
Speaker 2: It I think will be fun.
Speaker 1: The chat is excited for Gladiator, yeah, man, because Gladiator
Speaker 1: is dope. My name is Maximus Decimus. All right, that'll
Speaker 1: do it for this edition of the cheat sheet. Thank you,
Speaker 1: as always for jumping in the chat. It was buzzing
Speaker 1: again this week. We are always grateful for you guys.
Speaker 1: It's coming in participating and Maggie, we will look into,
Speaker 1: seriously look into doing some of these short videos that
Speaker 1: maybe do a kind of a glossary and explain some
Speaker 1: terms so that you know when we say things like
Speaker 1: a go route or an ex receiver or a slot receiver,
Speaker 1: that you know you're not just nodding your head and
Speaker 1: pretending that you know what's happening here. Let's let's let's
Speaker 1: actually educate people. That's that's kind of what we are
Speaker 1: here to do. So thank you guys for hanging out
Speaker 1: and tuning in with us, Thanks to Susie for putting
Speaker 1: this together, thanks to Lakwan, thanks to Florium.
Speaker 2: We'll be back with you on Monday.
Speaker 1: For another edition of the Fantasy Football Podcast, which is
Speaker 1: out now. You can go and download it. In the meantime,
Speaker 1: enjoy the weekend. Everybody will talk to you again real
Speaker 1: soon