Speaker 1: They don't call it the FA Cup for nothing. That
Speaker 1: doesn't even make sense what I just said. But it
Speaker 1: was magical, you know what, and we have to embrace
Speaker 1: it because what a magical result. Some magical results and
Speaker 1: some wonderful results and some not so wonderful results depending
Speaker 1: on who you support.
Speaker 2: Plus we got to talk about Batch Week twenty one.
Speaker 1: Now that felt like Chris you said ten years ago,
Speaker 1: maybe five years ago, definitely seventeen thousand text messages ago.
Speaker 2: With all that, it's time for eight eight footy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick it off right now, throwing it to
Speaker 1: co host Jamel Johnson three to twenty nine words to
Speaker 1: describe your feelings around the FA Cup Round three, Round
Speaker 1: three and the Premier League.
Speaker 3: I only need to side quest. This is big side quest.
Speaker 3: This is like you're almost done with Final Fantasy and
Speaker 3: you're gonna go play kickball for a little bit or something.
Speaker 3: You know, Like everybody's kind of getting their XP up,
Speaker 3: their cash extra points, things like this XP farm. It's
Speaker 3: XP farming man. Everybody on Man City scored exactly except
Speaker 3: for Holland. I mean, Chelsea's got a new manager and
Speaker 3: I'm glad it's a brother, but he very clearly is
Speaker 3: a character from a grand Theft Auto DLC. He very
Speaker 3: clearly looks like he was running a business in fake Miami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow yeah, or like it feels like yeah,
Speaker 1: like an off brand Gus Spring or something.
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, man, listen, just vaguely ethnic enough.
Speaker 3: And in terms of me watching Week twenty one, I
Speaker 3: was in the central coast of California for all of
Speaker 3: Week twenty one. I'm watching games at the Madonna in
Speaker 3: watching things in San Luis Obispo. I'm downtown Slow watching Mattress.
Speaker 3: I'm in I'm at resorts. I'm in Big Sir, hanging
Speaker 3: out with the cow with the freak Wow.
Speaker 2: Damn with the cast of what is it big Little
Speaker 2: Eyes out there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I'm in the club watching one of the
Speaker 3: worst braws in Arsenal history.
Speaker 2: Youw and Reee You and Reece? She a big gooner?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no she is?
Speaker 2: Now Chris Martin, how about you?
Speaker 1: Three to twenty, I'll give you twenty six words to
Speaker 1: describe your feelings around Fa Cup.
Speaker 2: Third rounds two words.
Speaker 5: Purple Nightclub is Purple Nightclub sending you boys? Before I
Speaker 5: used to go to Purple Nightclub for those who don't know.
Speaker 5: It's a nightclub inside Chelsea Football Stand underneath the seats.
Speaker 5: This is crazy to go. When I was fifteen and
Speaker 5: the FA Cup, it reminded me of those beautiful nostalgia
Speaker 5: days when the FA Cup meant something. Macclesfield Town made
Speaker 5: it feel relevant again and then I guess on the
Speaker 5: side of Man City winning ten one wasn't so good,
Speaker 5: but it brought me back to my formative years of
Speaker 5: watching football. At first, I was like this is annoying,
Speaker 5: like this is this is in the way of what
Speaker 5: I really care about the Premier League, but actually magic
Speaker 5: if they're fake me grinding against a.
Speaker 2: Woman who is well out of my league.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I was just about to ask, what's your style?
Speaker 4: You're fifteen there with a nice sweater on, gold chain
Speaker 4: on top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because no trainers, right, no trainers? Yeah, no trainers
Speaker 1: that was the rule back then.
Speaker 2: You do my trainers because yeah, the rules like people
Speaker 2: put put there. What's going on? Yeah, so you're in
Speaker 2: there if you'll prop.
Speaker 5: Ye wearing I'm wearing brown shoes with food cut jeans,
Speaker 5: family wearing a I'm properly wearing a police which makes
Speaker 5: no sense. Okay, if not a badly fitting shirt. I
Speaker 5: might have straight hair. They might have pilots in it
Speaker 5: streamer like you were at s Club seven or something.
Speaker 1: So the way I got.
Speaker 5: Into the night club, I didn't go through puberty, so
Speaker 5: obviously I looked like twelve.
Speaker 1: But what I did was I had.
Speaker 2: A passport scan, the scan of my passport.
Speaker 1: Where I just swapped on.
Speaker 5: On photo shop foremost, I just swapped the years sid
Speaker 5: and he knew, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: He was just like, listen, it gets way easier for
Speaker 3: me to just let this child in then do my job.
Speaker 4: Get in here.
Speaker 1: You know what, Bro, I don't want to make it
Speaker 1: hard for you, bro, because I know you're a damn child.
Speaker 5: And this guy is starting to fight. Have an easy ship.
Speaker 5: This guy can't even.
Speaker 1: Honestly, and I salute you for being fifteen and gluing
Speaker 1: that much hair to your face. You glued that on.
Speaker 3: The bouncer probably assumed your mom was working at the club,
Speaker 3: and this was just like a babysitter.
Speaker 5: I mean, my mom was one of the Yeah well
Speaker 5: you Rod Shell's son, Yeah all right, yeah you were free. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she couldn't gets it for the night. I am, I
Speaker 5: actually was. I really wanted to get off of a
Speaker 5: girl back then who I really was attracted to. And
Speaker 5: but I got a zip on the way like that
Speaker 5: day and you know, and you got fifteen.
Speaker 2: It's the end. It is like I already have no
Speaker 2: aunts at the time.
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is stopping me from getting a lovely
Speaker 5: kiss from a lady and a pill a spot and
Speaker 5: it just you know, if you have this is I've
Speaker 5: made this fifteen times worse.
Speaker 2: I saw her.
Speaker 5: I tried to style it out by saying, my mom
Speaker 5: accidentally put a cigarette.
Speaker 3: That's such a man like auto response, just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she deal with Oh oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: She must run.
Speaker 5: This is an insane The bouncers like, yeah, that's classic roache.
Speaker 2: That's what she does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that silk on the fifteen year olds list?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: My mom, my mom be putting cigarettes out of.
Speaker 5: Nothing sexier than a woman, know, And it comes from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Oh I love a broken boy, don't I
Speaker 1: come on here? Mixed me for me. I have a
Speaker 1: few words. I don't know how that's been the longest one.
Speaker 1: And God blessed this show because that's what it's here for. Uh,
Speaker 1: Tottenham do better?
Speaker 2: Okay then? And I the reason because is y'all.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you guys are so you're getting You're
Speaker 1: so out of it right now, you're boring.
Speaker 2: And the supporters.
Speaker 1: I've seen some wacky things from Tottenham supporters, some that
Speaker 1: I know personally, I'm afraid for y'all.
Speaker 2: But also this is getting boring, get it.
Speaker 4: I forgot about that. Thomas Prank, Thomas prank.
Speaker 3: Thomas Prank starting an espresso business with Arsenal doing a
Speaker 3: little cross Yeah, yeah, yes, didn't.
Speaker 5: Sackingham is doing so badly when an Arsenal fan doesn't
Speaker 5: even mock him.
Speaker 1: You said it sorry for you because it's like anymore, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it used to be like you guys were never better.
Speaker 1: I mean, you all were better than us for a
Speaker 1: few seasons, but historically we've always just had the upper hand.
Speaker 1: But sometimes you were just close enough that it felt
Speaker 1: like you know, when you're holding like someone's head while
Speaker 1: they try and swing on you and their arms can't
Speaker 1: reach where a couple of times like you felt their
Speaker 1: knuckles grazing and you're like, okay.
Speaker 2: That's fun. But now it's like not even funny, bro,
Speaker 2: you're not even reaching my elbow.
Speaker 5: A child with no arms back and it feels mean
Speaker 5: right now, I'm a child is I'm holding I'm holding
Speaker 5: a two pay in.
Speaker 1: A Tottenham Jersey. It's nothing. I'm like, what is this?
Speaker 1: The fuck is this man used to see something?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: But also Luki, I love it. No hike, you just
Speaker 1: heard it. I am so excited. But let's get into
Speaker 1: the f A Cup results. The third round historic result
Speaker 1: were a Holder's Crystal Palace have fallen to mackles Field. Now,
Speaker 1: how what division is mackles Field.
Speaker 5: In macls Field, they're not even in a league division.
Speaker 5: They were they were disbanded and twenty twenty because it, yeah,
Speaker 5: they didn't exist. They literally lost all their money. They
Speaker 5: kept getting fined and it was then it was during
Speaker 5: COVID they couldn't get any people to come watch them,
Speaker 5: so literally it died after being a club for It
Speaker 5: was an eighteen seventy four, so one hundred and and
Speaker 5: twenty six years down down the toilet and they were
Speaker 5: in I think it was Northern League six. It's the
Speaker 5: biggest gap like place difference in FA Cup history. There
Speaker 5: are one hundred and seventeen places below Crystal Palace in
Speaker 5: the league system, and obviously Crystal House are the holders,
Speaker 5: so extra like special thing but yeah and yeah, it's
Speaker 5: just it's just the craziest story ever holders.
Speaker 4: Indeed they also played they played the eighth team, right.
Speaker 5: It was all but it was still giant upset out there.
Speaker 1: Did you see that that hitch was wild? That looked
Speaker 1: like a community college in LA.
Speaker 5: It's a five G field, right, which is of an equalizer.
Speaker 5: But then this is how little money they need the
Speaker 5: five So that's why iday it's a friday of a people. Kid,
Speaker 5: they just rent the field out for local people to
Speaker 5: play them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one dent.
Speaker 1: I'm like that was like that looks like a great
Speaker 1: time for innermural soccer and community college. But this, yeah,
Speaker 1: they The wild part was those celebrations were nice to see, obviously,
Speaker 1: because when you're fucking beating somebody that's one hundred and
Speaker 1: seventeen places above you, you're gonna lose it a little bit.
Speaker 2: But like that's Chris.
Speaker 1: That's almost like if you were in the line like
Speaker 1: of succession for the throne and somehow like it went
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventeen places. Now is like the wild
Speaker 1: who's one hundred and seventeen places away from the throne?
Speaker 5: You know, what I mean, Like I thought you said
Speaker 5: that in a way like like it's believable that I'm
Speaker 5: one hundred and seventeen, Like I'm.
Speaker 3: Not all English people. Everybody was on that board. Everybody
Speaker 3: English is Yeah to see like what's your what's your
Speaker 3: twenty eight?
Speaker 2: Yeah we're behind.
Speaker 5: We're behind about four hundred Germans if if anything's to
Speaker 5: be okay, yeah mate that Jake would kill with the
Speaker 5: anti royalists.
Speaker 1: Look, the show's got something for everybody. Okay, it's something
Speaker 1: for everybody. Wait, so what you were talking about? I
Speaker 1: just know macles Field as a word I would see
Speaker 1: on a screen looking at like a mass board of
Speaker 1: FA Cup results over the years.
Speaker 2: But yeah, are they they've got like what what happened?
Speaker 1: Like what happened?
Speaker 2: You said?
Speaker 4: You first?
Speaker 5: Maybe laugh in the text, I said you got to
Speaker 5: see the macles Field Palace result, guys, and then you
Speaker 5: said Maclesfield Palace also sounds like a wedding venue.
Speaker 2: It does sound like a wedding.
Speaker 1: There's Dewsbury Hall and there's Palace if anyone, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you actually get a really good photo, Yeah Michaelesfield Palace
Speaker 1: it sounds more photogenic. It actually isn't but the name
Speaker 1: is out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they will they will give you a discounted
Speaker 5: Friday night rate on the on the wedding rooms as Saturday.
Speaker 2: A bit of wedding humor.
Speaker 5: Fly spent a lot of money on a wedding Macclesfield,
Speaker 5: so it's it's an interesting part of the UK. It's
Speaker 5: the Northwest. It's quite near Manchester. So a friend of
Speaker 5: mine on a stag do. I went out in Macclesfield
Speaker 5: with him after his stag do. So again just I'm
Speaker 5: just charging by. He've got drunk and tried it on
Speaker 5: and had to pretend I've been burned in the face
Speaker 5: by my mum has an excuse for not getting any
Speaker 5: a nookie.
Speaker 1: But so they're very near Manchester clubs.
Speaker 5: They're also quite a living so there's sort of a
Speaker 5: small club because they don't attract enough talent because the
Speaker 5: bigger team is taking it. But they're managed by Wayne
Speaker 5: Rooney's younger brother John.
Speaker 1: That's a real person that sounds like you'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: you look like Wayne Rooney's little brother.
Speaker 5: Okay, they got bought in after they went They basically
Speaker 5: got Once you get to spend it, you get kicked
Speaker 5: out league. They got bought for four million by a
Speaker 5: guy called Rob Smithhurst who's a local entrepreneur. Who did it.
Speaker 5: He bought it from right Move, which is like a
Speaker 5: property website. It's like redfin or whatever. He bought it drunk.
Speaker 5: He was drunk and he just bought think four days
Speaker 5: in ib for and he bought them football for four million?
Speaker 1: How did how did the transaction happen? Like he just
Speaker 1: bought it on eBay or just straight off wait for real?
Speaker 1: I guess well that hasn't gotten into the particulars.
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, I'm sure he needed some sort of league.
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone had to whip out a docu sign
Speaker 1: at something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what'd you do? Manda by
Speaker 1: michaels Field town ah ship bro a check out a
Speaker 1: picture on that oh fuck? Or rather macaeles Field. That's
Speaker 1: another club part of me, dude, John Rooney bro oh man,
Speaker 1: Wayne's upset? Man.
Speaker 2: This guy look it's like a guy, like a normal guy.
Speaker 3: He's got all his hair and stuff. Yea, his face
Speaker 3: isn't like spreading slowly.
Speaker 1: No, no, he doesn't. He doesn't look like the English
Speaker 1: version of that jd Vance meme.
Speaker 4: Kind of like a white minja turtle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I like how you're sort of suggesting in this that
Speaker 5: you'd rather be the slightly better looking John Rooney than
Speaker 5: one of the greatest English players of all time. He's
Speaker 5: got he's got better hairline, Like I think, I just
Speaker 5: I just blame my hairline on my mom if any
Speaker 5: women asked, and I still have loads of money.
Speaker 1: My mom My mom rips of my mother hal cigarette.
Speaker 2: Mummy, mummy rips the front bit of.
Speaker 1: Hey, why your hair plugs look like that because my
Speaker 1: mom put it out, you know, people putting cigarettes out
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: My mom burnt and ship oh wow, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So John Rooney also bought by guy when he's drunk.
Speaker 5: And then sort of just some heart to the story
Speaker 5: is one of the young strikers sadly passed away mid
Speaker 5: December in a car crash. This last his family were
Speaker 5: in the crowd watching, and then just like the goal,
Speaker 5: the first goal is the most English goal you'll ever
Speaker 5: see in your life, is head bandaged. His head scores
Speaker 5: ahead just.
Speaker 3: Were not wrapped that tight either. They were kind of
Speaker 3: a little locked off.
Speaker 1: It looks like they tied like three tube socks together
Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, make it back out there.
Speaker 4: He got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he lost him?
Speaker 4: Bro was he?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The defending was terrible. I think they really they really
Speaker 1: pulled up black and it's been like, bro, mackwells Field, Okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah, then you got that second goal too, got
Speaker 1: a shout out yeah because because that's that's so.
Speaker 2: His name is Paul Dawson.
Speaker 1: And then the second goal too was just like very scrappy,
Speaker 1: just throwing a leg out at it and just redirecting.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what provided in you might say, well, yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: that's just I mean, that's yeah.
Speaker 5: That's the thing I think Americ you know, in the
Speaker 5: American sports the idea of a team one hundred and
Speaker 5: seventeen places.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: If you if you'll blow fourteen places, they just they
Speaker 5: just blow up that, they just disband the team.
Speaker 2: They just get Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that that the Macclesfield result is like made
Speaker 1: for March madness. You know, that's like the kind of
Speaker 1: thing the CBS Sports would fucking cry over being able
Speaker 1: to out know where look at these people, all right,
Speaker 1: man City ten Exeter one? God damn, do you.
Speaker 2: Want to hear an interesting thing about these two different games?
Speaker 5: Yes, Crystal Palace class club gave all of their gate
Speaker 5: receipts to Macclesfield. Right, it's sort of a FA Cup
Speaker 5: history thing, right, if you're a rich Premier League club,
Speaker 5: you don't need I don't know how much.
Speaker 2: Right right there and or whatever, I don't need the gates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here you go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Man City they kept theirs, of course, owned by
Speaker 5: an oil nation. I mean, is there any more accurate
Speaker 5: representation of what how billionaires and rich pie black that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: The difference between it is Crystal Palace, is it English own? Well,
Speaker 1: I know, probably in some sense of decorum.
Speaker 5: Right, what's the chairman called? He he's the guy who palace.
Speaker 1: Oh it's actually sortium with Woody Johnson of the New
Speaker 1: York Jets.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, so ten goals. Man City. They clearly were like
Speaker 1: Guardiola was like go eat my children, like go out there,
Speaker 1: get like you were saying, Jamel xp farming, get as
Speaker 1: many hit points as possible because we need.
Speaker 2: To get ready. And then Arling Holland still doesn't fucking score.
Speaker 1: I think it's just kind of amazing to think it happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so men, you're at his new school.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, he looked, he looked, and he looked extremely
Speaker 5: like he'd been He looks, oh yeah. A lot of
Speaker 5: people are talking about how he's the sort of player
Speaker 5: that could catalyze them to winning the Premier League and
Speaker 5: how he's just what they need.
Speaker 2: But he he he took.
Speaker 5: To it like like he's been there his whole life.
Speaker 2: But with the cavet. They're playing Exeter and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right exactly, but yeah, I mean he had I
Speaker 1: think an assist as well. He played, you know, obviously
Speaker 1: really well. A lot of the goals were like, there
Speaker 1: are some goofy goals that were just sloppy, like in
Speaker 1: terms of Exeters defending, like it just had to get
Speaker 1: headed near the goal and somehow someone will kick it
Speaker 1: off their band and be like, oh fuck that.
Speaker 5: The XG though, was only like two point four. Some
Speaker 5: of the goals were bangers as well. Yeah, some of
Speaker 5: the bangers, and they were just like but normally the
Speaker 5: sort of unwritten rules you sort of slow it once
Speaker 5: you get five six goals up, you normally take your
Speaker 5: foot of the gas, but they just went they just
Speaker 5: want to have many goals.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. They had to spam the circle button for sure.
Speaker 4: And they've never seen a score line read like a
Speaker 4: bus schedule.
Speaker 2: Before, like they're coming at twelve twenty four or forty
Speaker 2: five class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. The goal from Exeter though, George Birch, that
Speaker 1: was respective.
Speaker 2: That was nasty.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the MLS man. You've had to get a
Speaker 3: nice deal from the San Jose earthquakes after George accept.
Speaker 2: It spotted you. We spotted you, man, we spotted you.
Speaker 2: It did remind me I sort of.
Speaker 5: It's that weird thing is obviously it's a team when
Speaker 5: once you're losing nine to zero.
Speaker 2: I think when he scored and obviously you know you're
Speaker 2: not going to I.
Speaker 5: Think he did grab the ball, which was quite funny
Speaker 5: that I don't think. I don't think you need the
Speaker 5: extra twelve seconds. You say it's going to help, but yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah you can't help. But be like he was like
Speaker 5: it was a quality goal as well. He must be
Speaker 5: like afterwards like, oh yeah, still I still nailed it.
Speaker 5: Like I played in a charity football game against stenhouse
Speaker 5: Mirea for some comedians once and I think we lost
Speaker 5: like ten to two and I was still chuffed. I've
Speaker 5: got a goal.
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, you see, you export that as
Speaker 1: a gift that you start fucking texting people, You're like
Speaker 1: you remember this right, okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah what you guys just move You getting your ass
Speaker 3: beat by one of the best clubs in the world
Speaker 3: and you managed to score.
Speaker 4: What are you doing with the ball? I'll go first.
Speaker 3: I'm going to continue to kick the ball in the
Speaker 3: net over and over again until the goalie tries to
Speaker 3: stop me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, like as if you're playing like an arcade game,
Speaker 1: You're like, what if I just keep kicking it right now?
Speaker 2: Does that is this nine ten? Finally?
Speaker 5: You know, when the goalie gets in a wrestling match
Speaker 5: when it is like two to one and the tight
Speaker 5: if the goalie had go nine one and he'd had
Speaker 5: a full fold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have probably done something like really disrespectful,
Speaker 1: like some like the degeneration X suck it type shit
Speaker 1: with the ball, humped the ball and then the ball
Speaker 1: fu yeah, because it used to be so stupid, like whatever, bro,
Speaker 1: I got one, it is what it is. There goes,
Speaker 1: there goes your clean sheet. Now I'm humping a ball
Speaker 1: in front of millions of people. Again.
Speaker 5: It's amazing how I was just saying Jamela, like like
Speaker 5: I've never American fair weather sport not you know, non
Speaker 5: soccer watches, as they would say, non soccer and get it.
Speaker 5: No one scores, like you'd think, oh, this would be
Speaker 5: show the mis game, but actually it got it gets
Speaker 5: boring once you get lost five goals like this is
Speaker 5: just meaningless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta if you have tickets to that around
Speaker 3: the seventh goal, you like, damn am I even am
Speaker 3: I even at a game anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a goal at this point, we doesn't
Speaker 2: even the goal.
Speaker 1: Is more gateway match. To get a non soccer fan
Speaker 1: into it would be would probably need about four to
Speaker 1: five goals in it.
Speaker 2: But spread out be a good spread.
Speaker 1: Spread Yeah, great spread and high drama then last minute
Speaker 1: Winter exactly. If you can get that, then you can
Speaker 1: get them on board.
Speaker 2: Then you start to.
Speaker 4: Get them one American to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can take then you can take it down
Speaker 1: a little bit, you know what I mean. Get them
Speaker 1: on that fucking methadone and be like, Okay, now you're
Speaker 1: gonna see like a maybe a two to one, you know,
Speaker 1: then a one nill and see if they can get
Speaker 1: you know, slowly you know where lie.
Speaker 3: One of the first games that got me hooked was
Speaker 3: one of those our shoving come back what was the
Speaker 3: one where he scored four goals?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Liverpool that's Liverpool Field, that celebration result.
Speaker 2: Who yeah, we'll think about that.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: A funny thing I got told about our shaving through
Speaker 5: a friend who's an agent to my Might be true,
Speaker 5: might not be, but am I Cpparently when he first
Speaker 5: moved to Arsenal, because he came from Russia, he got
Speaker 5: told his salary. I'm going to just say it was
Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty grand, and then when he got
Speaker 5: his first paycheck, he was really confused that he had
Speaker 5: any tax on it.
Speaker 1: It was like, I just thought that was.
Speaker 5: One hundred and twenty grand and can yeah the yo
Speaker 5: on my mattress.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know how they did ship
Speaker 1: back at zen It. He came from xen It Seines
Speaker 1: Petersburg and yeah, yeah yeah. He was like, I literally
Speaker 1: just got cash in a bag, Yeah, some cavyards and
Speaker 1: it was the number they said, they said.
Speaker 2: We'll give you this month. That's how much I got.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is all this?
Speaker 1: I huge?
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 4: It's very fun.
Speaker 5: I would explain his lack of tracking back. He's like,
Speaker 5: give me, give me the tax money and all run.
Speaker 1: Budways sportsmith one Arsenal or Gabriel Martin Ellie, the big
Speaker 1: piece of ship who was pushing.
Speaker 6: Our Connor Radley all over the town. This motherfucker gets
Speaker 6: a fucking hat trick. Eh, yeah, got a hat trick.
Speaker 6: This was a great match to watch after, you know,
Speaker 6: just like knowing that we obviously I felt like I
Speaker 6: didn't feel like this was ever in any doubt, but
Speaker 6: I do like that they had that early goal because
Speaker 6: probably me was like, oh, deep, motherfuckers, Okay, so.
Speaker 1: That's what you want to do. Welcome to set piece suit.
Speaker 1: Every goal that was f four goals technically from a
Speaker 1: set piece and one from our best player Owen goal too.
Speaker 1: It was like, truly everything the Arsenal haters looking hate
Speaker 1: about the matter was right here. You've got a Martinellie
Speaker 1: hat trick who has been like the villain of the
Speaker 1: week for everybody, Like, okay, there is.
Speaker 2: Uh he gets a hat trick and we get it.
Speaker 2: On Gore FROMI said.
Speaker 5: Did you hear the what the fans chanted to Martinelli
Speaker 5: when someone someone went down with hamstring and just.
Speaker 2: Sense yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I do think you can tell with him that like
Speaker 5: he's supposed to be quite widely regarded as a nice guy.
Speaker 5: So the fact that Slot kind of through water on
Speaker 5: that fire straight away, and and he didn't said he
Speaker 5: was sorry, you know, and gary Neville desperately trying to
Speaker 5: trying to stoke by saying punch him.
Speaker 2: In the face, which is particularly good advice.
Speaker 1: No, Also, gary Neville, shut up, bro, you got your
Speaker 1: own problems, Go mind your own business. Started trying to
Speaker 1: act like this is the fucking place that needs your
Speaker 1: fucking attention right now. But yeah, I don't know. The
Speaker 1: Martinelli thing too, was very like to Slots point, He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think he would have pushed him if.
Speaker 3: He was the one guy who was actually hurt all year,
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: And what he has like like knee and bone issue.
Speaker 2: What you once you hit bone with with a knee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he did it on his own too, just
Speaker 3: like it didn't look good. I'll be honest, if I'm
Speaker 3: Martinelli and I started, I don't know if I'm touching
Speaker 3: him that look good.
Speaker 4: He probably was. It happened he was, Yeah, That's why I.
Speaker 5: Think either way, I mean, he subtly inched his way
Speaker 5: onto I think because Liverpool had a few times had
Speaker 5: they gone, they were kind of I mean, Liverpool.
Speaker 2: Ultimately had gone for the drawer.
Speaker 5: They didn't have a single shot out to go as
Speaker 5: much as I mean, were gonna talk about that game,
Speaker 5: but yeah, everyone's going arsenal, you know, or chokers. But
Speaker 5: like they didn't they did well to n but they
Speaker 5: didn't try and shoot at the goal. So at that
Speaker 5: point in the game, I think he reasonably could be like, oh,
Speaker 5: they're just trying to waste time till the end of
Speaker 5: the game. But but yeah, obviously if he looks at
Speaker 5: what we all saw, like, that's a terrible decision to push. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: of course done a horrible injury. He answered the best
Speaker 5: way pot He answered his critics.
Speaker 2: He did his took on the field.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's what it takes. That's all it takes.
Speaker 3: He scored three goals. You get to just be a
Speaker 3: monster to a guy.
Speaker 7: Right after they're like, well, he answered the critics, So
Speaker 7: you're saying it is like if I do did like
Speaker 7: a like a like a Nazi salute after goal and
Speaker 7: they're like, oh my god, and then he got like
Speaker 7: five goals, they're like, well, he answered his critics, like well,
Speaker 7: what do you mean.
Speaker 2: He scored five goals.
Speaker 5: Have you Yeah, it's just scoring goals, But have you
Speaker 5: found the secret source to make Martina the school goals
Speaker 5: is and in every game he should racially abuse or
Speaker 5: or slap someone or spit on someone.
Speaker 2: To the next game he's got, I'll go to score.
Speaker 2: He needs some controversy. He needs some kind of controversy.
Speaker 2: He just silenced my critics with.
Speaker 4: Correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: This game goes against the theory that I saw on
Speaker 3: Twitter that Martinelli only goes at black defenders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I did see that meme.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they said he's only he's only he only takes
Speaker 5: someone good.
Speaker 1: He remember one time Malo Malo Gusto had his ass
Speaker 1: one match. I remember, and I was like, this small
Speaker 1: old Gusto motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean does he I mean he's light skinned,
Speaker 2: you know I think that counts.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll just mentioned someone else. Mad Week, there's a
Speaker 3: big mad wee k game. One of the worst penalties
Speaker 3: I've ever seen, But he had a big game still somehow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Penalty was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: My god, buddy, he took a penalty exactly how I
Speaker 1: imagine he takes a penalty.
Speaker 4: He was holding the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, surely not that he had the confidence
Speaker 5: that he had them every element of it. If you
Speaker 5: didn't look at where it went, you'd be like, well
Speaker 5: he must have just buried that. And then if you
Speaker 5: saw it, just the started run up, the swag and
Speaker 5: then just the lack of end product. Yeah, he's He's
Speaker 5: like one of those guys you wear something, you know
Speaker 5: into a bar and you're like, you do realize that
Speaker 5: that's like, that's that's horrendous, wearing pretty.
Speaker 2: Bad, you know. Oh well look we got away with
Speaker 2: it almost.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he maybe should have gotten thrown off. Am I
Speaker 4: allowed to say that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: This is the non biased arsenal.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, yeah, yellow And.
Speaker 4: Then they let him slide on just clotheslining a guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, there's no var so you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: It is what it is.
Speaker 2: Ye, he loves, doesn't he Yet.
Speaker 3: The worst time possible as well, He's always getting one
Speaker 3: At the moment you're like, well this could suck up
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 1: He's like, what if I got one more? Right now?
Speaker 2: I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.
Speaker 1: You're like, come on, man, please please, He's I mean defensively,
Speaker 1: he's not like, not as sharp as he was last season.
Speaker 1: I wonder if like that him having to step into
Speaker 1: the role with kalif you are being injured was like
Speaker 1: the thing that really got him to shine last season.
Speaker 2: But I feel like he's not quite obviously had as many.
Speaker 5: A midfielder who doesn't want to play left back. Yeah yeah, yes,
Speaker 5: if I just defend badly, he.
Speaker 2: Was still putting me here. But yeah, we'll see it
Speaker 2: is a season syndrome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: He had a good play. I mean a few good plays.
Speaker 3: The ball into James Us gets Martinelli the second goal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get back to oursel in the moment. Probably
Speaker 1: a little bit as well, because we haven't even got
Speaker 1: to the really. But also, man you lost to Brighton
Speaker 1: one goals to two.
Speaker 3: Listen, I want to congratulate Manchester United for figuring out
Speaker 3: how to tank in football. I thought football was a
Speaker 3: tank proof sport. I thought that's why relegation existed. You
Speaker 3: guys figured out how to play the minimum games possible
Speaker 3: as soon as possible with the most assd roster. Thank
Speaker 3: you for being accommodating to my American mind.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Danny Welbeck the fucking boogieman again. I
Speaker 1: think he's somebody has like eight or nine goals against them.
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the teams he scores against
Speaker 1: the most and he's such a time which yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean ever sinking that because it was we were the
Speaker 1: one that provided that first cutback that was in the
Speaker 1: FA Cup. I remember when we went away there and
Speaker 1: Danny Welbeck scored the winner and he was like fuck
Speaker 1: all of you. And part of me at the time
Speaker 1: was like, I think was it Van Hall. I think
Speaker 1: at the time was a manager that he was just
Speaker 1: deemed surplus. And I think for him being there since
Speaker 1: he was like eight years old and being like cast away,
Speaker 1: I think put a huge ship on his shoulder. And
Speaker 1: I think ever since then he's always been like yeah, brou.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Like that's what keeps him playing to the
Speaker 5: age he's playing just to keep haunting Manchester.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, as long as you needed is on
Speaker 1: the schedule, I can play the whole.
Speaker 2: Season, which it might not be much longer.
Speaker 5: And his you know, yeah, sadly I was thinking if
Speaker 5: you if you play, I was this is what I
Speaker 5: think I do, right, if you would you celebrate against
Speaker 5: your old club like or would you do that? It
Speaker 5: depends on what I would do like him, I would
Speaker 5: celebrate against my.
Speaker 2: Old club because obviously you've left.
Speaker 5: Something's happened, it's gone wrong, and that's a but to
Speaker 5: compound it, I wouldn't celebrate against any other team, So.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 5: Hands up, hands up? No, no, why you send hands
Speaker 5: up against Norwedge? You have never been in Norwedge, Chris
Speaker 5: thirtieth dollars a year, man, Just.
Speaker 1: Up.
Speaker 2: I like the Canaries, like Norwedge.
Speaker 5: I've also been on a stack doing Norwedge, and I'm
Speaker 5: afraid just didn't get yellow shoes on the side point.
Speaker 2: I love lost this road, you know I can't do
Speaker 2: it to them here. Lost this road's.
Speaker 5: Contad that's actually down the road. But then man, it's
Speaker 5: crazy crazy anyway star breaks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Lost this road is QPR right CA Carrow Road. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you just lost?
Speaker 3: You just know some.
Speaker 1: I just I just ordered three whiskeys like this bro.
Speaker 1: They said this motherfucker faking it.
Speaker 2: There's some United fans say Amroon would have fucking won
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: There are people who are again, this is what's so
Speaker 1: funny to see some of my biggest rivals be so
Speaker 1: out of sorts in understanding where they are in the
Speaker 1: evolution of their club right now that like they're in
Speaker 1: their banter years right now and they haven't accepted it yet,
Speaker 1: so they're still doing this thing like peak banter era.
Speaker 2: Arsenal fan would be like, no.
Speaker 1: Man, I think man like Ada bay Or and a
Speaker 1: few other things, like we could get this thing going.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's good. I think, yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: think if we can sign Yan and Via that'll be
Speaker 1: a really great signing that would really help a yo
Speaker 1: On gorekoof too.
Speaker 2: These are real players we're being linked to.
Speaker 1: These were scrubs, okay, and the team was full of scrubs,
Speaker 1: and it was a scrub mentality, and arsen Benger was
Speaker 1: able to coast rightfully off of his accomplishments, but it
Speaker 1: was a it was a bit too long, right, So
Speaker 1: with United fans being like seeing this and now being like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Darren Fletcher, obviously we didn't need to
Speaker 1: do this. Maybe we did. They were screaming for Amram
Speaker 1: to be sacked, but then when he sacked, they're like, actually,
Speaker 1: maybe this wasn't the right thing, guys. Just I don't
Speaker 1: even know what they're going to do next. We still
Speaker 1: don't know who the manager is going to be. But
Speaker 1: there the denial is still fucking intense over there, and
Speaker 1: I love to see it.
Speaker 3: And somehow Cessco is the only one playing well in
Speaker 3: all of this. Yeah recently, right, Yeah, as soon as
Speaker 3: Ameron was gone. Now Sasco can't stop. Yeah, scores an
Speaker 3: never game.
Speaker 5: He's been freed whatever, you know, I know he's he's
Speaker 5: making Jokerez look like just a worse signing by the game, Yeah,
Speaker 5: by the minute.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. We'll see who they end up
Speaker 1: going with the job. It still sounds like it's going
Speaker 1: to be one former player, right.
Speaker 5: That was the latest Carrick interim. If Carrick does vaguely well,
Speaker 5: they'll just keep him.
Speaker 2: Yes, man, that's what I want.
Speaker 1: I want to get yep, yep, Because that's the thing
Speaker 1: you all of these clubs like taught them the same
Speaker 1: way United Chelsea. Things aren't going to flick turn around
Speaker 1: until you actually find it, like a manager with vision
Speaker 1: and a real clear ideology that he can then impose
Speaker 1: on the entire club, like like you know, like how
Speaker 1: he used to before it became all this like fucking
Speaker 1: bureaucratic bike committee sort of thing.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Liverpool for Barnsley one dominic sobo sly with a
Speaker 2: hospital pass. My goodness, that was this over to Where
Speaker 2: was this on Thursday or whatever?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where those was this sobo slile?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: He fucking yeah his goal was a fucking ripper. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 2: and so casual after too, he was like, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: well that.
Speaker 4: Was the thing.
Speaker 5: I noticed him and a lot of the Demon man,
Speaker 5: a lot of these sort of I'm not even both
Speaker 5: both celebrating because yeah, it doesn't you should still celebrate
Speaker 5: kicking it that hard and it should never not say
Speaker 5: it does fit.
Speaker 1: He's got to feel good, well you know he was yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, hey he went on a stack. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta respect, you know. I went to a Wednesday there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're up there.
Speaker 2: I don't ye, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: That kid Owen Cooper who won like a Golden Globe
Speaker 1: Critics Choice Award, He's like been big enough.
Speaker 2: He signed his speech off at the Golden Globes.
Speaker 1: By saying You'll never walk along, which was pretty peak
Speaker 1: supporter culture. I would say, I'm like, okay, you did that,
Speaker 1: and did you see that clip where he met uh
Speaker 1: Shallow May at the I think it was Critics Choice
Speaker 1: Awards and he showed him a picture of Diego Show
Speaker 1: and Shallon May is like, oh Dill goes out to.
Speaker 2: Rip and every like all the Liverpool fans are like, yeah, bro,
Speaker 2: Shallon May is a real one.
Speaker 1: He's a real one.
Speaker 2: He's real. I'm hearing as we need more goodness to
Speaker 2: win awards. I know, I know. Look, this kid was
Speaker 2: in North London forever and you six Yeah, age, we well,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: We just needed your helper to be in a better movie.
Speaker 4: That's what we need this a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and see Spike Lee came to it a
Speaker 2: little bit later.
Speaker 1: Uh he had he had opportunities to win awards. Uh
Speaker 1: where I mean at the time when he was he
Speaker 1: wasn't he wasn't out there every week in Brooklyn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were winning ship. He was thinking like girls six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was executive producing Bamboozle. Then we got Spurs one
Speaker 1: aston Villa to another one. This is the second year
Speaker 1: in a row that uh Tottenham that has been dumped
Speaker 1: by aston Villa again. The fans here they're fucking losing it.
Speaker 2: They want hump.
Speaker 1: This has been such an l of a week, ell
Speaker 1: of a week and the l of a week for
Speaker 1: these supporters because like there was the Thomas Frank thing
Speaker 1: at Bourne, myth with the cup, the Arsenal Cup, God,
Speaker 1: the fucking semenial just like sign off goal to his
Speaker 1: career there to win the game. Then there was like
Speaker 1: the players were fucking going to the stands and confronting
Speaker 1: the supporters. It was a fucking mess. And then like
Speaker 1: Christian Romero was posting some shit about like, oh the
Speaker 1: board's telling lies. Yeah, I was in every drip on
Speaker 1: drop of that ship up and now they signed Connor
Speaker 1: Gallagher and they're pissed about that, and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: Connor Gallagher, is you need? I know, maybe you don't
Speaker 1: think that's interesting. You actually need Connor Gallagher? Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: You do need someone that can run around actually in
Speaker 2: the middle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't need Forty's when when do you think
Speaker 5: he's how long? Because they can't If the board can
Speaker 5: resist this level of vitriol for much longer, be very impressed.
Speaker 2: But it's a bit like a long right out. You're like,
Speaker 2: just when just finish it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's it doesn't seem
Speaker 1: the thing is like, oh, maybe they're really trying to
Speaker 1: commit to the project or whatever. But I have with
Speaker 1: the kind of I mean, right now, they don't have
Speaker 1: the luxury of being able to clear any dead wood
Speaker 1: in terms of like the team that he would want
Speaker 1: to have like built in his image. So it's hard
Speaker 1: to see that turnover happening to even know like where
Speaker 1: they're at in terms of like backing him to have
Speaker 1: his own, you know, have his own squad. But doesn't
Speaker 1: look like they are because what they only just signed
Speaker 1: a like a nineteen year old from Santos, right, like
Speaker 1: a left back.
Speaker 2: Is like they're one signing so far.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think maybe it director football, which is
Speaker 5: quite a weird time to announce it. He's gonna stand
Speaker 5: for a couple of weeks, end of the window. Then
Speaker 5: he's gone like, yeah, that doesn't sound yeah. Yeah, as
Speaker 5: we've said.
Speaker 2: I like Thomas Frank, I think he's a good coach.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the sooner he gets out of there, the sooner.
Speaker 5: And go back to liking him properly again, and the
Speaker 5: sinner's eyes can come back to the front of his head.
Speaker 4: This game.
Speaker 3: My only notes in this game, it looked like one
Speaker 3: of the coldest places to ever be. Everybody in the
Speaker 3: stands looked upset to be there, and maybe that was
Speaker 3: because it was at Tottenham Stadium, but it also just
Speaker 3: seems so frigid, and they also play they actually played
Speaker 3: well in the second half. I just want to give joy.
Speaker 3: I want to give Javia just the honorable mention. If
Speaker 3: you were playing on a real team, you probably scored
Speaker 3: a game winner in this match.
Speaker 1: I guess that's why it's probably difficult on some level
Speaker 1: to just completely jump ship because they have these moments
Speaker 1: they are like, yeah, okay, see the build off that.
Speaker 1: But I also see like part of it too, like
Speaker 1: when they say they're playing so boring, it's like if
Speaker 1: he's being pragmatic, like he kind of has to stop
Speaker 1: the bleeding and meaning you got to stop the goals.
Speaker 1: Like we went through a very similar thing where it's like, bro,
Speaker 1: we're just trying to stop people from scoring right now,
Speaker 1: and everyone was like this is fucking ugly or whatever,
Speaker 1: like bro, we're trying to taggle one matter fucking time.
Speaker 1: So that could be what's going on, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean just based on how up, like just fucking
Speaker 1: angry all the Spurs supporters are. I don't think he's
Speaker 1: gonna last long because like these people there, and I
Speaker 1: think that's the thing is like they have no patients either.
Speaker 1: I don't know who could come in that would fix
Speaker 1: this right now. It's like it's gonna take massive investment
Speaker 1: and patience. Like there's this group of players isn't good enough.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not like a manager is gonna unlock
Speaker 1: this squad. Like maybe they could get marginally better performances,
Speaker 1: but this isn't a squad.
Speaker 3: I have a suggestion, and this is a serious suggestion.
Speaker 3: Tottenham needs to be the first team managed by a
Speaker 3: fictional character. Everybody's talking about IP and who owns IP?
Speaker 4: Who owned this? Who owned that?
Speaker 3: It's time to bring in coach Carter. It's time to
Speaker 3: bring in somebody, somebody. There's a Tottenham link. There's somewhere
Speaker 3: between Nike and and Tottenham and all the money they've
Speaker 3: been making. They have to have the rights to a
Speaker 3: fictional character who can coach this thing, right, Yeah, huh,
Speaker 3: I like him.
Speaker 1: You see see if this was Portsmouth, that could happen, right,
Speaker 1: Because Michael Eisner is the owner true Disney head and
Speaker 1: see yeah.
Speaker 2: Michael Eisner, Yeah, Michael Eisner.
Speaker 1: Bop Sportsmith a few years like, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: in the two thousands or something.
Speaker 4: When they were sponsored by Beanie Babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah tie, they had the tie on the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: Tye was rocking Batch then baby American Zavanbole of British
Speaker 1: football team. Yeah, it might be time to link up
Speaker 1: on that. I don't really I don't have four mil,
Speaker 1: but I could listen.
Speaker 2: You look at you guys know enough people you get consuls.
Speaker 1: Together, well you know consortium. Yeah sure, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk. I'm talking to the Cronkys later. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: There's only one with the Cronkies, with the yeah, younger
Speaker 8: Cronkies exactly. Man, I smoke Pete Dogs with Josh Cronky Baby.
Speaker 8: All right, all right, let's move on to let's take
Speaker 8: a break.
Speaker 2: Actually that we could do We could do prem after
Speaker 2: the break maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 3: Let's do that.
Speaker 2: Let me call my boy Josh, tell him to put
Speaker 2: one up real quick, and I meet him in the
Speaker 2: parking lot right after this.
Speaker 1: And we're back. So match week twenty one of the
Speaker 1: is it what isn't the bark It's not bark This
Speaker 1: is the Premier League.
Speaker 2: Now it's not PL, isn't it? It's BPL? Still Okay,
Speaker 2: I keep saying that's pure Barkleys. That's a crazy weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. If you say that to Annymore, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I do that too with my boy. We
Speaker 1: go Bro.
Speaker 2: Barkley's we go, Hey, Bro, this was Barkley's. That's how
Speaker 2: we say it, like it's Charles Barkley. Oh you say,
Speaker 2: I mean if you say, then you're gonna say it's
Speaker 2: pure Charles.
Speaker 1: That'd be we're going if we're going, all man, how
Speaker 1: is that match? Or they'll be like if there's a
Speaker 1: wild match winner, we'll just bark lease Bro barks Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys didn't invent that.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: There's no way.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: When I tell me the first time you did it.
Speaker 5: I mean I copied off. I mean I think ja,
Speaker 5: it's like, have you got did you say? Look before
Speaker 5: you leap?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Make that ship up? You just see some wild
Speaker 1: ship in the made up? Yeah? You ever see some
Speaker 1: ship in the NBA and you go, Damn, Bro, the
Speaker 1: n B A man, wait, you do that?
Speaker 4: I love this game. I was one of those guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course we're all loving this game. We talked
Speaker 1: a little bit about the nil nil draw Arsenal in Liverpool.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not really bothered. I'm not really bothered
Speaker 1: by it at all. Actually, when everyone's dry upping points
Speaker 1: just like it's luckily everyone's been dropping points.
Speaker 2: Would have been nice to extend our lead, our gap
Speaker 2: to eight points, but no six will do for now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know anything else, anything else to
Speaker 1: add term scheme of things game where.
Speaker 2: Everyone always it always happens when they will go Arsenal can't.
Speaker 5: It's like the way teams play against Aren't Liverpool They
Speaker 5: especially second but played really well and Arsenal did look
Speaker 5: a bit like tied. And I will go back to
Speaker 5: our favorite person. That's not one hundred percent his fault,
Speaker 5: not every player but Giocharez. It was funny when so
Speaker 5: certain games I do think that playing on the last
Speaker 5: line strikers a go there.
Speaker 2: But Liverpool, Kanata and Vergil were like, who's this?
Speaker 5: They like it, look less less worried about him and
Speaker 5: have As came on for twelve minutes and what he like,
Speaker 5: he got the ball turned and then did a through
Speaker 5: ball when everyone's like, this got so much ballon door
Speaker 5: compared to Victor because this guy turned and past.
Speaker 1: Yeah one go. Yeah he's so. I mean when I
Speaker 1: should have mentioned that, but yeah, he's His spatial awareness
Speaker 1: is so much better, Like he can feel when like
Speaker 1: the defense might be just starting to concentrate on one
Speaker 1: side of the box, He's like, well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go into space because that shits can Just like he
Speaker 1: just makes himself available in a very intelligent way, which
Speaker 1: seems normal, but I guess compared to you start to
Speaker 1: really see how limited Yakeres is. However, his presence has
Speaker 1: it enabled us to be a little more fluid, like offensively.
Speaker 2: So it's like it they offer different things.
Speaker 1: But I just have a feeling that when Hartz fully
Speaker 1: comes back, we're gonna be fucking He's smacking the shit
Speaker 1: out of you.
Speaker 3: Well, he is the perfect in between between Jesus and
Speaker 3: jo is, Like he plays physicals and he knows when
Speaker 3: to come back to the ball.
Speaker 4: He's into that.
Speaker 3: But I don't mind, Hey, I don't mind Victor continuing
Speaker 3: to give minutes. I know people are like he's gonna
Speaker 3: go to the bench. I don't mind it, because we're
Speaker 3: in some sort of a rhythm, whatever you want to say.
Speaker 3: We tend to win games when he's there. Maybe one
Speaker 3: day they'll figure out winning where to pass him the ball.
Speaker 3: But I just like that we win the games. It
Speaker 3: would have been nice if we had fucking won this game,
Speaker 3: because I got to tell you, guys, watching this motherfucking
Speaker 3: game in a hot tub and it ending in a
Speaker 3: draw fucking stunk. All right, My girls, like you're really
Speaker 3: watching the game, were in the hot tub. I'm like, dog,
Speaker 3: this is my I'm like, yo, you got to be
Speaker 3: on the team to watch every like dog, come on, like,
Speaker 3: stop calling me dog.
Speaker 4: Listen, Dog, this is a.
Speaker 3: I immediately went DMX on my fucking life partner because
Speaker 3: I wanted to watch this and it would have.
Speaker 4: Been nice if we had won.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that is a game that felt like
Speaker 2: it was a job though.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's what you're like, I might work right
Speaker 5: in the job normally, like this is the most fun
Speaker 5: job in the world, but that one was like, there's
Speaker 5: you know, as soon.
Speaker 4: As I saw the rain, I'm like, we're in for
Speaker 4: some bullshit.
Speaker 2: Well it was fucking coming down.
Speaker 5: It's funny how people think that's not an excuse, but
Speaker 5: I do think if it's really rainy, it's much harder's played.
Speaker 2: For hey for sure, Hey can you do it on
Speaker 2: a rainy night and stoke? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: As they say.
Speaker 4: Raining sideways, the rain is like going up into your eyelids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was felt less bad because City also dropp points,
Speaker 5: but as felt like a misopportunity. But the City game
Speaker 5: out if you're going to move on to it the
Speaker 5: day before was like that was the That was a
Speaker 5: different tension exactly.
Speaker 1: That was the thing that allowed me to be a
Speaker 1: little more relaxed watching like the Arsenal result, because my god,
Speaker 1: that Manchester City Brighton game was fucking horrifying.
Speaker 4: Watch was there actually like eight as well?
Speaker 2: In this game. It was just so crazy because they're
Speaker 2: holding on to this fucking just it's a draw, okay.
Speaker 1: And the amount of mistakes that were being made at
Speaker 1: the back were like terrifying because they were putting like
Speaker 1: some of these like passes across the front of the
Speaker 1: goal like stupid shit, Like the most basic stuff like
Speaker 1: don't pass like in it when it's congest like that.
Speaker 1: Why are you passing in front of your goalkeeper like that?
Speaker 1: There was just so many mistakes that I was like,
Speaker 1: you're trying to fucking let them score right now. And
Speaker 1: I had such a hard time holding on to that
Speaker 1: flimsy reality because I was like, this ast to hold
Speaker 1: because I have not seen victory in many years now,
Speaker 1: and the snakes are too high for me now, and
Speaker 1: all my stress was going into that. I'm so glad
Speaker 1: it was over, but I was so fucking it. There's
Speaker 1: just too much riding on and again, the way in
Speaker 1: which Brighton was defending made it worse.
Speaker 2: It was almost like they were like edging with fucking
Speaker 2: an own goal out. It was fucking me up.
Speaker 5: I was moving house that day and so I wasn't
Speaker 5: watching it, but I was getting the text of the most.
Speaker 2: It was actually lovely. I was just you go to
Speaker 2: just live all.
Speaker 5: It's like having a having an anxiety, Pa, You just
Speaker 5: you were just handling my anxiety for me and then
Speaker 5: like processing it and then part and I was just
Speaker 5: I was just like, this is great, this is still
Speaker 5: one all, this is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm still gobsmack because it was truly upsetting
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out who was one of the players.
Speaker 2: I forget what like.
Speaker 1: After there was a shot of him on the bench
Speaker 1: because he got fucking hooked and he was just like
Speaker 1: had his head in his hands, just like what the fuck, Yeah,
Speaker 1: get me out of there.
Speaker 5: Phil Foden England's star boy. Starboy to a degree do
Speaker 5: we think a lot of people if you actually sort
Speaker 5: of watch him. He's quite a good garnish on the team,
Speaker 5: playing well, but he's not good enough to like, he's
Speaker 5: not Debruyn right.
Speaker 2: He can't run the show right and he can't spread
Speaker 2: the through balls either, like of a.
Speaker 5: He can't play always like I got he saw of
Speaker 5: in that sort of ten pocket Okay, like you know,
Speaker 5: he can score some nice goals and stuff and not
Speaker 5: obviously dismissing it, but you I feel like a lot
Speaker 5: of the city, like Taxticos, get quite fed up with
Speaker 5: the fact that he is sort of in between stuff
Speaker 5: and he's not He's not the boy, He's not who
Speaker 5: they need.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, so maybe semno Semnio.
Speaker 5: It seems like a very smart sonny and I imagine
Speaker 5: become clutch and his physical pod is not physically dominant
Speaker 5: like him so now it's in a different position, I know,
Speaker 5: but that's the sort of player I think.
Speaker 2: That they need.
Speaker 5: And Poding's you can kind of see why that he
Speaker 5: kind of got frozen out for a bit a lot,
Speaker 5: especially last season. But yeah, what they might might come
Speaker 5: really good and score fIF he was on a run.
Speaker 5: When he gets in a run of scoring the goal
Speaker 5: of the game, it's pretty impressive, but right, but everything
Speaker 5: has to be right around.
Speaker 1: I mean with some manual he looked like less of
Speaker 1: like a Mighty Ducks player than Dokul is, you know
Speaker 1: on that wing where I'm like, oh, like his goal
Speaker 1: was just like, bro, are you in my way? Because
Speaker 1: I'm about to score, whereas Docul sometimes you're like he's
Speaker 1: like like just the whole time he's pulling up, he's like,
Speaker 1: let me see what what you got? And it's a
Speaker 1: little he's like over dribbling sometimes. But I'm curious to see,
Speaker 1: like in the Premier League, what Samanuo looks like because
Speaker 1: he's used to it, Like what he looks like now
Speaker 1: in that system, because I think it is going to
Speaker 1: be scary. As ship I was talking about the player
Speaker 1: I was thinking of, was you seeing Ayari the midfielder.
Speaker 1: I gotta show this is this clip of him like
Speaker 1: this one. I'm just like, this is the clip that
Speaker 1: made me scream over the text message just this pass
Speaker 1: right here?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was what hilarious?
Speaker 1: Mean the fuck and that banana sort of a myster right, yeah,
Speaker 1: this one again twice twice twice that happened. So anyway,
Speaker 1: ship like that.
Speaker 2: Was happening when I'm like, are you about all right?
Speaker 2: Born mitt Spurs? Well, which, what are the matches do
Speaker 2: you want to cover on the way out?
Speaker 4: Wouldn't mind talking about Samenyo's graduation game?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, means finish. Here's the finish like of course, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, born with three Spurs two ninetieth plus five.
Speaker 2: It had to happen.
Speaker 1: What was there their street going into this? Eleven matches?
Speaker 1: They haven't won in eleven bets? Yeah, you know they
Speaker 1: played Spurs. Look, Spurs, you're like to make a You're charitable.
Speaker 1: You're charitable, you're a charitable club, and you help people
Speaker 1: back on their feet, and I think that's important. You
Speaker 1: helped as a get on his feet and his career
Speaker 1: going with us. You've given me countless moments of joy
Speaker 1: over this just barely half of a season that's been played,
Speaker 1: so so thank you to take that. After that, Pallina,
Speaker 1: that overhead kick was not bad that he scored to equalize,
Speaker 1: but then yeah, and even the Tael finish was pretty
Speaker 1: decent as well. But it was like, yeah, oh, did
Speaker 1: you shot me? Have like a nice little back heal
Speaker 1: to play it to him. I think like that he
Speaker 1: just chopped it back to him. I think that was Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a really nice goal. Very I did not
Speaker 1: see that usually from uh tell.
Speaker 4: Go of the game for me.
Speaker 3: Evan Nielsen with the header, he but he used his
Speaker 3: whole body and ass the way he jumped, he used
Speaker 3: every cell in his body. He was doing like one
Speaker 3: of those like uh performing like he was like in
Speaker 3: a musical on Broadway or something.
Speaker 4: One of them.
Speaker 2: Du and then Creepy also scored two. Creepy Jr. We
Speaker 2: with fans of Creepy Jr.
Speaker 1: What do the thing to say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he bags a little goalstopy should be like a
Speaker 3: like a healthier kind of mayonnaise something.
Speaker 4: Oh when I think about what a croup would be, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like gro hold on, Jamel, you're not
Speaker 1: using mayonnaise still, are you on your sandwhich is not Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's Cey Croopy. What's that? Croopy is the new all
Speaker 1: natural Localitie mayonnaise still has rich exits of baby yeah
Speaker 1: Croopy wow uh yeah. Him and like Shot seem like
Speaker 1: the kind of players that are going to get coached
Speaker 1: in the in the near future. They feel like if
Speaker 1: they if they are, you know, as good as they
Speaker 1: seem to be, they seem like type of players at
Speaker 1: the top clubs will be looking for, at least I'm
Speaker 1: looking for.
Speaker 5: But no, yeah, I mean or you got Eagle Tiago
Speaker 5: as well is the every one. I think it's gonna
Speaker 5: He's the all round center forward a lot of people want.
Speaker 5: But so meno, Yeah, we've got it. I feel like
Speaker 5: that's what what a couldn't be better a way of
Speaker 5: finishing your career. And I think the bo the fans,
Speaker 5: I think it's so interesting as certain fans are certain
Speaker 5: players the way they leave and change how they were act.
Speaker 5: But they were just fully like I think they were, like,
Speaker 5: we can't believe this guy has played for us forout
Speaker 5: a year and a half.
Speaker 2: He's awesome and then scores that winner.
Speaker 5: Goodbye, see you later, walk into the sunset, hopefully he
Speaker 5: doesn't do what Pep wants him to do off the
Speaker 5: ball and gets frozen out a lot and struggles, but
Speaker 5: at the moment looks like he's going to be good
Speaker 5: for them.
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 5: He can play off two footed, which is always more
Speaker 5: players aren't two footed when you just think how much?
Speaker 2: What else do you do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly, you can't if you're off a foot, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: start early because most people are so predictable.
Speaker 2: Whatever, bless him, blessed well, not now that he's a city.
Speaker 2: But we'll see.
Speaker 1: Oh, one thing I was gonna ask about was Mark
Speaker 1: Gaey because it's still as of you know, the windows open.
Speaker 1: People are saying he might go to City, he might
Speaker 1: go to Liverpool, he might stay and just leave on
Speaker 1: a free.
Speaker 2: I don't know has that changed much.
Speaker 1: He might go to Arst right, And that was the
Speaker 1: other part. I was like, that would be so full
Speaker 1: this shit. We really got it, We really have the
Speaker 1: fucking cards like that.
Speaker 3: Well, does them losing the Macles field? Does that lower
Speaker 3: the the transfer fee at all? Is that how this works?
Speaker 4: You like? Just like two mil off?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, that's gotta be where something.
Speaker 5: The thing that sort of gets brushed under the comp
Speaker 5: is didn't He refused to a rainbow flag armband.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh, he wrote, I love Jesus on his
Speaker 2: rainbow armband.
Speaker 1: Mmmm yeah, so I.
Speaker 5: Think the Liverpool It might be the Liverpool gay spool,
Speaker 5: isn't it They I think had Anvanessa.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to say Liverpool and Liverpool.
Speaker 4: I would love to talk to the gay gooners. We
Speaker 4: got any gay gooner plugs?
Speaker 2: Because I love to.
Speaker 3: I have to imagine they would be like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: get his ass in here, get this big as his ass, Well, firs,
Speaker 3: let's get this title. I'm just wondering if the Arsenal
Speaker 3: Games supporters group feels the same as the Liverpool Case
Speaker 3: supporters group at this point in the season.
Speaker 4: Wait, what happened right back? We can't keep it back
Speaker 4: for together?
Speaker 1: Wait he said, Okay, so he wrote that Jesus loves
Speaker 1: you on his rainbow armband.
Speaker 4: Well that's that's better than that for me.
Speaker 1: For some reason, he says it was it was just
Speaker 1: a message of truth and love and inclusivity.
Speaker 2: But he added, I don't think the message was harmful
Speaker 2: in anyway.
Speaker 1: That's all I can really say about that.
Speaker 2: To be honest. All right, Well that seems like a
Speaker 2: good enough reason get him in, get.
Speaker 1: Behind that man up, because I remember, I mean like
Speaker 1: I remember Adri.
Speaker 2: The Nuanced Balanced to discuss this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean this people should I'm always saying
Speaker 1: there aren't enough places for straight men to talk about
Speaker 1: gay rights.
Speaker 2: Come on, this is what you came to, ain't in
Speaker 2: forty four? What else?
Speaker 1: Burnley to man United too again with a brace uh
Speaker 1: even Dorgu with an assist door every week for even
Speaker 1: you wrong dude, I know, ever since I said he
Speaker 1: looks like his name, he's like, oh yeah, what's.
Speaker 4: That gold involvement? Every week since that was.
Speaker 5: That lift up a T shirt that says fucking Miles, Yeah,
Speaker 5: Miles and Ago such a fucking mouth loser.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, how did he he.
Speaker 2: Knows who I am thinking that's what he said?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this was another one though.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: You they were like, okay, we got this, We're up
Speaker 1: two six minutes later, Okay, okay, all right, that's a draw.
Speaker 1: Well at list it wasn't a loss. Our man's hair
Speaker 1: will continue to stay long. But yeah, this was like
Speaker 1: the first match without Ruben Amram, who continues to look
Speaker 1: like his life has improved. Yeah, every image you see
Speaker 1: smiling in ways I've never seen a man just generally smile,
Speaker 1: tapping up the paparazzi people pointing him out.
Speaker 2: He's like taking pictures. He's yucking it up. He's the
Speaker 2: fucking mayor Right now, Where.
Speaker 4: Do you go if you're Amram? Like, are you going
Speaker 4: to watch football in like Portugal?
Speaker 2: Or are you like you have a lot of games nights.
Speaker 2: You hit a lot of games nights.
Speaker 5: Okay, you haven't been too busy all this games night
Speaker 5: you see to get invited to you you start turning up,
Speaker 5: you pay attention to the rules of a game you've
Speaker 5: never played before.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's the sort of time you've got in your hands.
Speaker 4: He's gonna crush rumby cub or whatever exactly.
Speaker 1: EXA mean, unreal how much money they've paid, Like they
Speaker 1: paid what like ten hog like ten million to fuck off?
Speaker 1: Amram's also getting a bag this dude, Any of us
Speaker 1: is so fucking bad at that. What is wrong with them?
Speaker 2: The amount of money that they're spending to like permanent contracts,
Speaker 2: is that's an expense. I feel like you can't ignore
Speaker 2: if you're saying you're running something like a business or
Speaker 2: a club just generally, and they can't again stick to
Speaker 2: any anyone because they've got the yips, because I think
Speaker 2: that reputation is so heavy that any sort of anything
Speaker 2: that isn't instant rejuvenation is going to be seen as unacceptable.
Speaker 2: And I think, I mean, look at the place. The
Speaker 2: fucking old Trafford is falling apart. So I think there's
Speaker 2: so much stress.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking, you know that sort of talking
Speaker 5: about you know, when goalkeepers go down and it's thanking
Speaker 5: an injury just to get a team talk. And I
Speaker 5: think they need to look at managers.
Speaker 2: King being really crap of that jobs to get a
Speaker 2: big payout.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's number one on my list, so it's a
Speaker 5: hard one, right, Yeah, I think he's starting. Do you
Speaker 5: know what I think those managers they stopped, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it, and they hit and I think
Speaker 5: he'd hit this point a couple of months ago and
Speaker 5: he was just like this is just yeah, screw Jason Wilcox,
Speaker 5: screw to Jim Radcliffe.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say some stuff and just just give
Speaker 1: give me ten million. See yeah, oh right, right, and
Speaker 1: they'd be like, surely he wouldn't. He wouldn't go hit
Speaker 1: up a mouse trap night with my buddy who know,
Speaker 1: surely he would one and a half classes of wine.
Speaker 1: This is the famous Oscar Meyer weeder car. Surely he
Speaker 1: wouldn't crash it on purpose. That would be He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I wonder he was like,
Speaker 1: watch me, bro, you think i'd give a fun man?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: I like this theory. Though this happens all the time
Speaker 4: in American sports, for sure.
Speaker 3: This is definitely a move by a coach who's like,
Speaker 3: fuck this, And I wonder how long it's gonna take
Speaker 3: Manchester United to realize that that's what these coaches are doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because again you got a weird set up there.
Speaker 1: They're not going to trust like one manager to come
Speaker 1: in with their vision. All these managers you talk about,
Speaker 1: you look at bucking all of them. They what they
Speaker 1: want is just to be backed by a board to
Speaker 1: get the squad. They would need to enact like whatever
Speaker 1: their footballing philosophy is. And like that's why Guardiola has
Speaker 1: done so well. Obviously that's a huge reputation that comes
Speaker 1: with it. But other managers that have done really well
Speaker 1: on some level have been able to shape an entire
Speaker 1: squad like in their vision, rather than someone else being like, well,
Speaker 1: this is kind of how we want to play, and
Speaker 1: then you get this like clash of personalities or egos
Speaker 1: or beliefs or whatever, and then you get this kind
Speaker 1: of dysfunction that plays out on the field. And I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, I called me old fashioned, but like
Speaker 1: what happened just like letting a manager like fucking do
Speaker 1: their thing. But I guess the money the obviously, it's
Speaker 1: just like the wages make everything so fucking like good.
Speaker 1: We can't wi the dollar accept your pay. Almost every
Speaker 1: manager that's been at the club recently around nine to
Speaker 1: ten pounds to leave. That's Amram ten Hog Sorshire and
Speaker 1: fucking I think even ran Yick, Ralph Ranyick even got
Speaker 1: a huge fucking see you later bag too.
Speaker 4: Those could have been probably some key players instead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bro, did you see that headline about how
Speaker 1: we were We wanted to sign soble Sly and then
Speaker 1: Edu said no, we need William.
Speaker 5: And I've started to realize that like director of football
Speaker 5: is sort of this. They want to have the director
Speaker 5: for shaping and the manager the coach, you take it
Speaker 5: in and out. And so look at what edu he's
Speaker 5: done at Noringham Forest. He's been absolutely crap and he's
Speaker 5: going to get fired pretty soon. He hasn't he everyone's joke.
Speaker 5: He's always barbecuing stuff and it's just doing the same.
Speaker 5: But he doesn't have Mickel Arteta. And then you look
Speaker 5: at Berta. Everyone's going cool. But then a lot of
Speaker 5: the talk is he was the one who's like, get
Speaker 5: Yokarez and at the moment, yeah, looks bad, right, moment change,
Speaker 5: But I have put in another WhatsApp group that I'm
Speaker 5: almost certain he'll get loaned or sold it in the season.
Speaker 5: That's another one where Mikeel goes, all right, big guy,
Speaker 5: wellthern than that get way back to all my choices
Speaker 5: because all his talent ID is top notch and there's
Speaker 5: no way. Michel looked at what Victor does with the
Speaker 5: ball at his feet and thought, this guy's going to
Speaker 5: play the way I want to play. So we'll see. Yes,
Speaker 5: it's I think the coach is so vital and they
Speaker 5: have to have a never adult probable that kind of
Speaker 5: agrees with them. It's good if you haven't just dictating
Speaker 5: what to do ain't gonna work me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, ah man, he's had he's he's had an
Speaker 1: interesting history in terms of like the players that he's signed, some.
Speaker 2: Good ones and some fucking bad ones.
Speaker 1: What else do we need to hit? Jabby Jabby getting fired? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Shabby Alonzo.
Speaker 4: Did he leave?
Speaker 1: Is it mutual concent or was he sacked? He was sacked, right,
Speaker 1: I thought we got a They say seem like he's
Speaker 1: the one with the that's crazy crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's been.
Speaker 1: He's been sacked.
Speaker 3: There was a sad level of insubordination at the at
Speaker 3: the King Abdulah Sports City.
Speaker 4: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Like when you text your like, do they traditionally play
Speaker 1: the Spanish Super Cup Final at the King of Bela
Speaker 1: Sports City Stadium?
Speaker 3: No, no ah, ship Man, I was looking comfortable in there.
Speaker 3: That game was crazy. Yeah, well, at least the first half,
Speaker 3: and then it just kind of seemed to just solo
Speaker 3: part about it the moment I turned it on, right,
Speaker 3: wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Did it end up being like to two at the
Speaker 1: end of the first half. I thought it was maybe
Speaker 1: even it was two two or three two two by
Speaker 1: the end. Yeah, that was wild. All those goals coming
Speaker 1: in injury time.
Speaker 4: Lewandowski immediately answer was the gold of the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking brilliant.
Speaker 4: He's allowed to score again. That yeahat yeah.
Speaker 1: They weren't telling him, like they weren't sending him photos
Speaker 1: of Catalan children and being like, we will die and
Speaker 1: we will starve if you bankrupt FC Barcelona because we
Speaker 1: cannot pay the He that the deal we signed with Baio.
Speaker 2: So at the end of the match, right, Barcelona win,
Speaker 2: it's three two.
Speaker 1: Obviously their fucking biggest rival is about to take the
Speaker 1: stage and get their medals.
Speaker 2: And Bap prevented everybody from doing any kind.
Speaker 1: Of honor guard for Barcelona, and he even called Jabi Alonso.
Speaker 1: He's like, man, what the fuck you doing, bro, We're
Speaker 1: not doing all that shit gets your wrestled, like he
Speaker 1: told him, we're not doing this ship And when you
Speaker 1: see that, you're like, yeah, this is uh the he's
Speaker 1: lost He's lost them, He's lost them. That's such a
Speaker 1: fucking weird club. I mean not a weird club. The
Speaker 1: player power has always been the thing that usually fucking
Speaker 1: dooms a manager there, but to see it that out
Speaker 1: in the open, you're like, bro, who wants to this
Speaker 1: fucking babas kids. The fuck is this man trying to
Speaker 1: hate these monsters? Right?
Speaker 3: It definitely doesn't set a great tone for whoever's coming
Speaker 3: in next. But I suppose it'll just be in Bape's decision, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well right now it's gonna be al Yeah, former
Speaker 1: Liverpool teammate. So I don't know does this mean? I mean,
Speaker 1: I wonder where job's gonna ends up end up next,
Speaker 1: like dude, this because it feels like he was going
Speaker 1: to go to Liverpool, but at the time he.
Speaker 2: Was like, I kind of want to get the real
Speaker 2: the dread job first. Yeah, you gotta do that.
Speaker 5: Well, I feel like to succeed that you have to
Speaker 5: The only real type of coaching is fun uncol right,
Speaker 5: fun uncool.
Speaker 2: You're like, hey, guys, what do you want to do?
Speaker 1: Is that you can have as much va That's cool,
Speaker 1: That's all right, that's cool. I'll have what flavors that
Speaker 1: your blood? Okay, I'm interested, Yeah, cocaine cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no problem with all of us little chops.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought I smell. I thought people were
Speaker 1: farting in here. Okay, y'all chopping it up.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, I know what's going on?
Speaker 1: I'm the cool uncle.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know who I mean. Like, I feel
Speaker 1: like z Dan was like the last dude to be
Speaker 1: able to have Like it's probably because he's like, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: I'm z Dan. Fuck you. How many of you are
Speaker 1: going to do it as big as me?
Speaker 2: Okay? Someone young? Okay, oh y'all okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: You're not funny though, to watch your team so obviously
Speaker 5: like this, they're not going to win the league an
Speaker 5: think but by looks at it less league. But it
Speaker 5: is quite funny to watch a team where you're like,
Speaker 5: they don't really press, and they don't really do They
Speaker 5: literally are just like we'll just get really good players
Speaker 5: and they'll just just be really good and it'll go
Speaker 5: against the well coached team and it doesn't generally against
Speaker 5: the very best coach teams doesn't succeed. But it is
Speaker 5: pretty impressive how just loads of good players, like it's
Speaker 5: just just like just trying to score those of goals
Speaker 5: and a laugh in it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey man, what about me? Man, I'm right back,
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, if you want to get it in,
Speaker 1: go ahead, bro, Yeah, come up with I gotta a
Speaker 1: yeah for sure, bro, Yeah yeah, can you can you
Speaker 1: say til halftime at least? All right?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm smoking, I'm smoking. Yeah, I'm smoking.
Speaker 1: All good, baby, all good, all good man.
Speaker 2: You know, whatever you want, get it, how you live, baby,
Speaker 2: This is around Madrid.
Speaker 4: You know who might be a good coach for them? Harryanree.
Speaker 1: That's a good shot.
Speaker 4: That's actually he.
Speaker 3: Doesn't seem like he has the attitude, like he has
Speaker 3: the expectation of all the players.
Speaker 4: That they yeah, anywhere.
Speaker 2: I think it's the problem.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking it matches the attitude and just have
Speaker 3: a little funky attitude together.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't because he'd be the one person he like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck you're gonna do? Hope and Pop is like,
Speaker 2: oh shit.
Speaker 5: He'd still be able to dribble around them. It seems
Speaker 5: like Glenn Hodell and him. I think the same thing
Speaker 5: with the not great managers, because they're just like, just
Speaker 5: do this, just drive around.
Speaker 2: Full big on the score and the life.
Speaker 4: Just the perfect man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just a basic human.
Speaker 1: Never lose a match in the season, bro, that's the goal. Okay,
Speaker 1: And y'all little fucking losers couldn't. Yeah, I'm tired of.
Speaker 2: Looking at y'all.
Speaker 1: He'd have the weirdest relationship with them. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's hard to know who.
Speaker 1: It's just a hard group of players, and like that
Speaker 1: club is just so huge, and yeah, it takes like
Speaker 1: a one in every five managers to figure it out.
Speaker 3: Maybe they should be run by like like an automated
Speaker 3: text service. Maybe it should be like like American IDOL voting. Mmm, hey,
Speaker 3: if you want us to park the bus, press press, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: if you want us to go forward, And everybody's.
Speaker 4: Got a little light up sensors in the crowd and.
Speaker 1: Right, and like all the all the players like they
Speaker 1: do little videos on TikTok to like get your vote.
Speaker 1: It's like vote for me for starting center back, and
Speaker 1: they like they hit like a TikTok.
Speaker 3: Right, and it's a little bit of a lifestyle piece.
Speaker 3: We start hearing about these guys families.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, killing yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you know about Verdie had a dad? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: had no clue.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, actually, a good cushion would just
Speaker 2: be a dog. They just had a dog for vibes.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they just walk out and they just walk
Speaker 5: out of a massive dog and they're like, that's fun.
Speaker 5: You doesn't want a big dog? And they just do
Speaker 5: what they want. And I honestly didn't they do bad
Speaker 5: than the tactical Yeah, like this the big white dog.
Speaker 1: I think also with the dog too, like you look
Speaker 1: crazy for disrespecting a dog in public?
Speaker 4: Also, right, I didn't shake.
Speaker 2: It's cool give us?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what am I supposed to do? I can't?
Speaker 1: You want to see him, bob baby, like, get your
Speaker 1: ass over here. I'm I'm done playing with you. They'd
Speaker 1: be like, Bro, are you talking to that dog like that?
Speaker 1: You fucking that's disgusting for that's disgusting behavior the dog.
Speaker 4: I waited to shake the dog's hand. The dog was
Speaker 4: digging a hole.
Speaker 2: I do not have all night?
Speaker 1: Right, oh my god? All right, well, I think that's
Speaker 1: gonna wrap it up for this week of ain't it Footy.
Speaker 1: We'll be back because the ship never stops. Who's got plugs?
Speaker 1: Like ain't Ronny?
Speaker 3: I'd like to plug Brendan Aronson. Hey man, hey, you
Speaker 3: was playing some football last week.
Speaker 4: Brother. I just want to acknowledge that you did a
Speaker 4: little something brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like, hey, good on you, man, just but
Speaker 1: hey man, get it in.
Speaker 3: A minute's too putting on for cocker calf doing old
Speaker 3: You go do an old fie for celebrations, Yeah, both
Speaker 3: of y'all.
Speaker 1: Chris, how about you?
Speaker 5: I want to have just just given up a plug
Speaker 5: to Purple Nightclub underneath yeah Bridge, how are they doing?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 5: Closed down a few years ago, but say, you know,
Speaker 5: well done on a good run and thanks for all
Speaker 5: the beers and you guys couldn't get me to pull
Speaker 5: back in the day, but you know that was a
Speaker 5: little fall of acne and my bad cigarette excuse, but
Speaker 5: thanks for the opportunities show Purple.
Speaker 1: The one article I found was that Abramovich built a
Speaker 1: better nightclub where Purple Nightclub.
Speaker 2: Wants to that bit, wow, letting people what not? Fifteen
Speaker 2: made it better?
Speaker 4: Hey man?
Speaker 2: You ever see Jeffrey Epstein there? Yeah, that feels he
Speaker 2: definitely was at whatever Abramovitch made you.
Speaker 3: Damn, that's quite an image young Chris trying to holler
Speaker 3: at the same chickens. Jeffrey Epstein. He's just like, fuck man,
Speaker 3: it's a grown man in a fuck is this brom twelve?
Speaker 3: Jeffrey q eptein is sliding in on you? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: we'll figure that out.
Speaker 5: As long as he as long as he brought me
Speaker 5: a drink in his hypothetical scenario.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you're good, you're good.
Speaker 2: Purple nightclub.
Speaker 5: And just just for an example of a very fun
Speaker 5: the sort of British nightclub name, this one called Scenarios night.
Speaker 4: Hey man, you know what happened in there?
Speaker 2: Like scenarios?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll be getting into some different scenarios
Speaker 1: next week when we're back, y'all.
Speaker 2: Take care, We'll see it in peace peace.
Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 3: No no, no no