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Speaker 1: Because I was in Arlington, Virginia over the weekend and
Speaker 1: a very nice lady and a very gorgeous pink like
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Speaker 1: by the name of a Jesse gave me some topics
Speaker 1: to discuss on this show, and one of those topics
Speaker 1: is day dates versus dinner dates. When we tell you,
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Speaker 1: listening to the show. We're always like, come see us,
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Speaker 1: So start off to Jesse and Arlington in Arlington, Virginia.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming to see me at the Alington Drafthouse.
Speaker 1: And this is Jay dates versus dinner dates. Now, josh
Speaker 1: you've been on dates before. Soon, we hope, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Now I think I have a feeling an inclination. Huh,
Speaker 1: A little tickle in my ear about what I think
Speaker 1: think m hm, you might pick but tell the people, Joshua, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what as a former trader Joe's employee, like, what is
Speaker 1: that even I have to do with it? It was
Speaker 1: out here trying to date people out. What do you prefer?
Speaker 1: Day dates or dinner dates? Okay, m while I believe
Speaker 1: that both of these dates are important, I truly believe
Speaker 1: that they're both important. I think that for your peace
Speaker 1: of mind, for your time, and for your overall day
Speaker 1: as an individual, I'm gonna go with day dates. All right,
Speaker 1: you said day dates. I can explain what I heard.
Speaker 1: What I heard was I don't have any money. No no,
Speaker 1: that's not what it is, I promise, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because the day date is done by the man who
Speaker 1: only wants to get coffee because he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: invest money into trying to see my virgine. No said
Speaker 1: he can spend at a Starbucks and then maybe your
Speaker 1: dead or later. Not no, no, no, let's be very
Speaker 1: clear here. Okay, I just said both dates were important.
Speaker 1: I didn't say they weren't. I am saying that for
Speaker 1: your day as the individual. I can't explain. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that no one that loves day dates isn't broke,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm not. I'm not gonna be out here
Speaker 1: telling you that no one that loves day dates has
Speaker 1: no money. That's not what I'm saying I'm saying functionally. Functionally,
Speaker 1: I think that it's it's an easier and it's a
Speaker 1: better um impression. Tell us about your pripverty, go ahead,
Speaker 1: my poverty, like this this is my thing. I'm not
Speaker 1: even Wow, Okay, so I'm not even cold. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to protect myself from all the things you're about
Speaker 1: to say. Wow, this is like both calmly and like
Speaker 1: and this is like maybe the most sideways you've ever
Speaker 1: covered me, Like, like this is actually this is actually
Speaker 1: wild because you're not like, you're not yell at or anything.
Speaker 1: You not you know, be be a belligerent or anything.
Speaker 1: You're very calmly coming truly for my neck. Like it's like,
Speaker 1: and I don't, wow, where's all this coming from. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. I'm gonna tell you why. Okay. I
Speaker 1: believe that a lot of pressure is put on people,
Speaker 1: and this is like everything that I'm describing right now
Speaker 1: is going to be genderless. Okay, I'm talking about all
Speaker 1: of dating. I'm talking about everybody who does date. All right,
Speaker 1: there's an incredible amount of pressure and there's an incredible
Speaker 1: amount of like anxiety around just dates in general, first
Speaker 1: dates especially Okay, I think that rather when I look
Speaker 1: at myself as an individual and what it was like
Speaker 1: in how ago when I was dating and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: I think that it is a much easier thing to
Speaker 1: start your date because the benefit that I think that
Speaker 1: day dates have that dinner dates don't night dates don't,
Speaker 1: is that if we hang out long enough, it goes
Speaker 1: into the night. You know, if you're having a good time,
Speaker 1: If you're having a good time and you and you
Speaker 1: enjoy my company, we're we're into the we're into the
Speaker 1: night date. Now now we're gonna go get dinner, you know.
Speaker 1: And I think that you also lessen the amount of
Speaker 1: anxiety you have throughout the day, because when you do
Speaker 1: have a night date, like a dinner date, you're worried
Speaker 1: about that thing all day, especially if you really like
Speaker 1: the person or you really want them to like you.
Speaker 1: That's anxiety driving all day. So you nip some of
Speaker 1: that in the bud by starting the date, like you
Speaker 1: woke up, you had your breakfast, maybe you worked out,
Speaker 1: maybe you just you know, went to you know, work
Speaker 1: or something. Especially if this if this day date is
Speaker 1: on a weekend, you did a couple things and then
Speaker 1: you met someone and you met up and you were able.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, there are better activities to do during
Speaker 1: the day then there are at night sometimes, So if
Speaker 1: I want to take you on, uh like an event,
Speaker 1: there's like there's there's concerts at night, there's comedy shows
Speaker 1: at night, there's there's all this stuff. But you can
Speaker 1: actually have an experience with a person in a day
Speaker 1: date that I think in in dinner dates you're limited.
Speaker 1: And also with with uh late night dates or nighttime dates,
Speaker 1: you do start to have the pressures of like, okay,
Speaker 1: where are we gonna end up? Where is this going?
Speaker 1: Whereas I think in a day day you talked about
Speaker 1: the broke dudes. I think in the day day you
Speaker 1: you either have to really believe in yourself or you
Speaker 1: have to be having the best date of all time
Speaker 1: to think that you're gonna pull a bedroom out of
Speaker 1: this date. If y'all met up at two pm, That's
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, is that I think a nighttime day,
Speaker 1: if we're eating up at ten, If if you're going
Speaker 1: on a date with someone and y'all are meeting up
Speaker 1: at nine to have dinner, right, see, No, it's almost
Speaker 1: bad time to begin with No, you can't meet that
Speaker 1: late for dinner date. You can't meet that late. I'm
Speaker 1: just but night is night to me, night is night.
Speaker 1: Point we all know they're going to dinner at seven
Speaker 1: and going to dinner at ten one, there's a whole
Speaker 1: different class restaurant. Yeah, I got a restaurants closed at
Speaker 1: ten if I'm even dinner at ten. I see what
Speaker 1: you're saying now, Like I've gone to I've had daytime dates,
Speaker 1: like had brunch, Um gone to the belt line here
Speaker 1: and walked around with some dude, got all my steps
Speaker 1: in that day. I'll take that damn much. Um. But oh,
Speaker 1: I will offer up one last thing because I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't I apologize for interrupted, but I do want
Speaker 1: to offer up one last thing. When you were on
Speaker 1: a day date, the the ability to split with these
Speaker 1: go sideways goes up exponentially because when you have a
Speaker 1: nighttime date, yes you have a nighttime date, you know
Speaker 1: and they know that y'all both planned to be here.
Speaker 1: So then when you get the text of like oh,
Speaker 1: your apartment's all fire or whatever, it's like it's blatantly
Speaker 1: obvious you're just trying to leave like it like it
Speaker 1: just is unless it was going wonderfully and y'are both
Speaker 1: vibing and it's undeniable whatever people can tell that you're
Speaker 1: trying to get out of there, whereas with a day date,
Speaker 1: if it goes sideways at all, the whole rest of
Speaker 1: the day is what you have to look forward to,
Speaker 1: so you can be like, oh, hey, yeah, my dog
Speaker 1: freaking out, so I gotta go see he just hit
Speaker 1: me telepathically and yeah, my roommate told me, like you
Speaker 1: don't have roommates. I'm like, it is what it is, bro,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I told guys on date, this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go. Yeah, Like, oh, do you have
Speaker 1: something else to do? No? Yeah, yeah, I've been I've
Speaker 1: been on a date before where I said in the
Speaker 1: middle of and I didn't say it in a rude way,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't like it wasn't like I was getting
Speaker 1: some attitude. I was just like, Ah, this one's not
Speaker 1: going well, is it? Like it was just the thing
Speaker 1: where we both agreed. We were both like like we
Speaker 1: started laughing. We were like, ah, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was. We both from both of the pictures
Speaker 1: we thought we'd like each other and it's like, nah,
Speaker 1: I've had that. I had a date go bad to
Speaker 1: the point and I had to drive for this date too,
Speaker 1: Like I drove over thirty minutes. It was like Atlantis,
Speaker 1: you drive thirty minutes all the time, but almost forty
Speaker 1: minutes for this date. It doesn't go well. And so
Speaker 1: it's not going well to the point where he offers
Speaker 1: to get food to go from my mom. It's just
Speaker 1: a good Southern boy, yeah, yeah, just trying to be
Speaker 1: a gentleman in the face of a date that's not
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's not going well, and I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get two appetizers, bro. And then
Speaker 1: and you know, like this isn't and he's like, he's
Speaker 1: like this is at a certain point. He's like this
Speaker 1: isn't going good. And he's like no, He's like, you
Speaker 1: want to order something for your mom? I was like sure,
Speaker 1: And I called my mom. I'm like, hey, I'm anna
Speaker 1: applebee is what do you want? Um? And I got
Speaker 1: her like entree and he goes, you can get a
Speaker 1: dessert too, And just a nice white man in the
Speaker 1: army taking me on a date, because you also know,
Speaker 1: like that's the thing about when you're when you're when
Speaker 1: it's going poorly unless someone is delusional to people can
Speaker 1: feel it. Yeah, but you'd be surprised. A number of
Speaker 1: times I've been on date with the guy really thought, Hey,
Speaker 1: what I just say about delusional. I also don't understand,
Speaker 1: like some of my friends really want you to give
Speaker 1: somebody a chance, like well wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: right wait wait wait wait wait wait. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So I was gonna go over to the stand.
Speaker 1: This is a Halloween right, I'm gonna go understand anyway,
Speaker 1: that's the thing of the day was at like seven,
Speaker 1: we got pizza. The date started with a church hug
Speaker 1: and anyway, the church hull and the thing was fun. Up.
Speaker 1: We've been talking about like for like three weeks, like texting.
Speaker 1: I was like, we went on an app and we're
Speaker 1: texting and stuff and been like we've been sitting each
Speaker 1: other like playlists and stuff like that and all these
Speaker 1: other things. We talked on the phone and then I
Speaker 1: met him in person. I just went nope. As soon
Speaker 1: as I saw him, I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to put my mouth on him. And that's my gauge.
Speaker 1: Now that's my gauge if I see a man. But
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to put my mouth
Speaker 1: on this man. M yeah, what was he talking for?
Speaker 1: And so we're on the date. I don't remember the
Speaker 1: fun he was talking about. The whole time. I was
Speaker 1: like no, yeah, no, And then at the end he
Speaker 1: was asking I was gonna do. I was like I
Speaker 1: was gonna hand over to the sand. He was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I can do that, and like I didn't. They had
Speaker 1: a spot at the stand too, and so I was
Speaker 1: like right, and I was like no. He's like, what,
Speaker 1: You're going to a comedy club. I said, I'm going
Speaker 1: to work, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: but it's not like the same. I said, do you
Speaker 1: want me to sit next to you at a cubicle? Mhm,
Speaker 1: because that's what the funk this is. I'm going to work, yeah,
Speaker 1: after me, you having to go? No, He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I can just come anyway. It's like it's a comedy club.
Speaker 1: I can go if I want to, And I was like, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. It would very much be weird now because
Speaker 1: I just told you no, and now he just like, well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I can go from once and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm gonna go mm hmm. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to get a sense from you of of
Speaker 1: why you so deeply disclike the the day dates outside
Speaker 1: of the because I feel like i've I've acknowledged the
Speaker 1: brokenness that some people exhibit, but I've also given what
Speaker 1: I feel are very valid reasons to start with a
Speaker 1: day date, because if you really like this person, it's
Speaker 1: going into the night. So I feel like I get
Speaker 1: the best of both worlds. I understand. This is the
Speaker 1: thing with the day date. It's the day date feels
Speaker 1: very much like the day date seems like something you
Speaker 1: only do if you're not sure if you like somebody. Okay, like,
Speaker 1: if you know that you like somebody, just do a
Speaker 1: regular fucking date. But if it's hey, you want to
Speaker 1: hang out tomorrow, then it's a date. Then the day
Speaker 1: date make because there are things you can do during
Speaker 1: the day that you can't do at night. You're right,
Speaker 1: But I feel like the day date is very much,
Speaker 1: very tentative, very tent to tent It's I don't know
Speaker 1: how very tool is a real word. Um, it's you're
Speaker 1: not sure about the person, so it's like I don't
Speaker 1: want to spend my nighttime hours with someone I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Let me go ahead and see you have a three
Speaker 1: pm because like I like like a brunch situation, because
Speaker 1: like I've had like gotten dinner with the guy or
Speaker 1: like gotten coffee with the guy and then it turned
Speaker 1: into us getting dinner. I see, I see. This is
Speaker 1: what I'll pitch you. And it's it's what I tell
Speaker 1: all my friends when they're when they're dating, is that
Speaker 1: I've found the best dates and the and this is
Speaker 1: this is regardless of what you choose to do. And
Speaker 1: once again this is for everybody. I find that the
Speaker 1: best dates are things that you were going to do
Speaker 1: anyway that you want to see if you enjoy someone
Speaker 1: else's company while doing which is why I um chose
Speaker 1: the day dates because to me, it's like, Okay, I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to try this place, I've always wanted to
Speaker 1: try this thing. Let me both try this thing and
Speaker 1: bring someone along that I think I might enjoy their company.
Speaker 1: Because I also find that a lot of people, a
Speaker 1: lot of people, a lot of my friends get flaked on, right,
Speaker 1: and when you get flaked on, and it's like okay,
Speaker 1: I was gonna get I was gonna get dinner at
Speaker 1: this nice restaurant with this person, and now they've canceled.
Speaker 1: Is a very different feeling than like I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to try, you know, just throwing it out there as
Speaker 1: a general date idea. It's like, I've always wanted to
Speaker 1: try acts throwing, so let me try acts throwing, and
Speaker 1: let me do it with this person who I think
Speaker 1: is cool. And then they flake out, and it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, look, maybe I'm going to act throwing by
Speaker 1: myself now, but I've always wanted to try acts throwing.
Speaker 1: And it's a very different day now. And you also
Speaker 1: have the rest of and you know, if I can,
Speaker 1: if I can speak to confidence and psyche and all
Speaker 1: that stuff for a second, a day date gives the
Speaker 1: rest of your day time to recover if the thing
Speaker 1: does not go well and if you don't get the
Speaker 1: desired result, Whereas a nighttime date it's like, now I
Speaker 1: just gotta go to bed, upset, right, But if a
Speaker 1: day date doesn't go well, then I still then it's
Speaker 1: the whole rest of my fucking day. It's not like
Speaker 1: this didn't go to well, let me go to bed.
Speaker 1: It's oh, this date didn't go well and it's only
Speaker 1: four thirty. I see we're saying the same thing, but
Speaker 1: we disagree on how it makes us feel. That makes sense, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I understand, like you're going to go do something anyway,
Speaker 1: Like I've gone a day dates where we've gotten to
Speaker 1: like an aquarium or a museum, or I've done archery
Speaker 1: or I've done these different things where it's like like
Speaker 1: the whole going through the movies and going on a
Speaker 1: date thing, I think is one. I think one of
Speaker 1: my guy friends was saying to me, like, it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean he doesn't like to do it because you're sitting
Speaker 1: with somebody for two hours in the dark, and you're
Speaker 1: not getting to know them at all. You're just sitting
Speaker 1: with them in the dark watching it thing. But I
Speaker 1: just know they're able to be quiet, right, you know,
Speaker 1: there be quiet either than react to a movie. Um,
Speaker 1: and then you have but then you have that didn't
Speaker 1: have something to talk about at dinner because now we
Speaker 1: can sit about and set up and talk about and
Speaker 1: analyze the movie or film, because I think films and
Speaker 1: movies are two totally different things and we can Hey,
Speaker 1: that's a different day, that's a different day. That's a
Speaker 1: different day. We both agree. We know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Fast and Furious is not
Speaker 1: a film. We can all relax. We can all relax.
Speaker 1: So like I said recently that like, if there's a
Speaker 1: guy that you like, a person you really like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're not the gender anybody, um, but especially if you're
Speaker 1: dealing with men, regardless of what your preference is, if
Speaker 1: you're dealing with men, I think a good first day,
Speaker 1: especially dealing with it's just heterosexual men. I think an
Speaker 1: escaped room is a great first date because I tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, I'm gonna tell you. One. Will he take
Speaker 1: directions from a woman because some men won't? Yeah? Two?
Speaker 1: Can he be collaborative? Can he be cooperative? Is he
Speaker 1: does he only? Is he a creative thinker? How does
Speaker 1: he work under pressure? Is he a leader? Is he
Speaker 1: a follower? Is he motivating? Is he helpful? Is he
Speaker 1: good at problem solving? Doing puzzles? Can he do math?
Speaker 1: What color? Is he color blind? Like? There are all
Speaker 1: these things because like we've don't escape from in Miami
Speaker 1: together and there's so many things that go on in
Speaker 1: escape room where you have to collect. Like it's this
Speaker 1: idea of being able to cooperate with people you know
Speaker 1: and stranger some people who don't know. Well, I think
Speaker 1: it's a really good thing if you don't know somebody,
Speaker 1: because some people just get angry and just shut the
Speaker 1: funk down. I've seen that escaping for We're just like
Speaker 1: I don't get this, and then they're just done. You're like, bro,
Speaker 1: we have fifties seven more minutes in here, stand up help.
Speaker 1: The reason I brought up the anxiety and the confidence
Speaker 1: and the nervousness and stuff like that for day dates
Speaker 1: versus like nighttime dates is that I think that there's
Speaker 1: there's a way that you can like free yourself up
Speaker 1: to your point about um, like not being sure about
Speaker 1: a person or not, I mean, like like to your
Speaker 1: point about that, I think though it's a double edged sword,
Speaker 1: because yes, that is that is how some people are
Speaker 1: gonna take it, and that's how some people are gonna
Speaker 1: use it. But I also think that you're able to
Speaker 1: see someone potentially in their best light when they are
Speaker 1: uh not under the pressure of of like what people
Speaker 1: make nighttime dates out to be in their mind. I
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying, But for me, a date is
Speaker 1: a date pressure Like it's always whether it's three pm
Speaker 1: or seven pm or nine pm, I'm nervous whether the
Speaker 1: sun is up or it is taking its you know,
Speaker 1: slum before the evening, it's still a fucking date. So
Speaker 1: I'm still going. You know what I mean, I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand what you mean that that makes sense at
Speaker 1: least for a nighttime date, because also there's stunts you
Speaker 1: can't put Like it's like you can't ask somebody to
Speaker 1: meet at seven pm for coffee. Yeah, there's something to
Speaker 1: happen in the evening. It's like, okay, I expect it's
Speaker 1: like dinner in this or dinner in that. But also
Speaker 1: I've realized that like just going to dinner with somebody
Speaker 1: doesn't give you enough info. M who doesn't give you anything.
Speaker 1: So I think like an activity in dinner is I
Speaker 1: think the way to go. So if you do something
Speaker 1: earlier in the day where it's like, let's mean at seven,
Speaker 1: go do this, and they get dinner after, because there's
Speaker 1: not so much stuff you want to do after dinner,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean exactly, And I think that
Speaker 1: this is also important that will offer up to the
Speaker 1: listeners just in case they are still coming at me
Speaker 1: the way you were coming at me at the beginning,
Speaker 1: if they still think that I'm broke or what. I
Speaker 1: also don't drink, and so I think that a lot
Speaker 1: of nighttime activities they don't exclude me. I'll go to
Speaker 1: a bar, I'll hang out. But like, but like, I
Speaker 1: also am of a mind of like, let me because
Speaker 1: I don't just I don't drink. I don't care the
Speaker 1: person that I, you know, went on the date with
Speaker 1: at the time drank. But I just feel like, let me.
Speaker 1: Let let me pick something for us to do that
Speaker 1: can be the most fun for both of us, so
Speaker 1: that you can see me having fun, you can see
Speaker 1: what I'm like when I'm fun as opposed to being
Speaker 1: at a bar. Because now that's that's the thing I've
Speaker 1: always worried about ever since I, you know, became of
Speaker 1: age to drink. Was was that since I've never drank before,
Speaker 1: I don't want to now seem like a weirdo did alcohol. No. No,
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's not it's not really for me,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not like even a judgment thing um.
Speaker 1: And that's and that's the thing is, ever since I've
Speaker 1: been twenty one, I've I've literally been like, uh, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be that guy that takes someone to
Speaker 1: a bar and then doesn't drink. That seems like a
Speaker 1: very odd guy. No, that is a creepy And that's
Speaker 1: why I've had to That's why I've had to be
Speaker 1: like we're going to dinner, or we're going to go
Speaker 1: to this concert, or we're gonna like I literally have
Speaker 1: to lean on activities because because I don't drink, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you drink, it'll actually like make it a lot
Speaker 1: easier for you to be like, hey, you want to
Speaker 1: go grab a drink, so people like if you like
Speaker 1: for people who it's like going to get coffee later
Speaker 1: on in the day, M's like, hey, you want to
Speaker 1: go grab drinks and then that's where my coffee comes from, right,
Speaker 1: and so the coffee things. So it's like, okay, so
Speaker 1: it's too late, I don't want to meet it four.
Speaker 1: So then it's gonna get drinks and then you go
Speaker 1: get drinks and then it drinks are good, then you
Speaker 1: go get food or then you go, I don't know,
Speaker 1: have sex, like you really the two options. I'll really
Speaker 1: offer up this as well. For day dates. If somebody's crazy,
Speaker 1: it's broad daylight right now, that's the thing. But I
Speaker 1: also know I'll say this certain crazy only come out
Speaker 1: at night, like date crazy. Yeah, date crazy. The sun
Speaker 1: has to be there, Okay, it's going to wear it's
Speaker 1: like date yeah. Do you think they wouldn't tell on
Speaker 1: themselves though? If they went on let's say you got
Speaker 1: them on three day dates, do you think they stay
Speaker 1: who's doing? Okay? I would be crazy after three day dates,
Speaker 1: I understand, But I'm just saying, for the sake of argument,
Speaker 1: let's say you're like, they just happen to shake out
Speaker 1: that way. Honestly, it's I I think if you're going
Speaker 1: to do a day date, you have to show more effort. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, a ton of effort goes into a good
Speaker 1: like this this thing that I was initially let's call
Speaker 1: grab a coffee walk in the park boom. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: that's the thing I was initially pushing back off because
Speaker 1: that's not what I meant by day dates. You know,
Speaker 1: I understand that that's in there and I and I
Speaker 1: acknowledged immediately. I was like, hey, I've been broke before.
Speaker 1: I know what broke dudes do. I understand that this
Speaker 1: is an aspect, but for me, as someone who doesn't drink,
Speaker 1: I would like, no, we're gonna do this thing and
Speaker 1: it's and it and it will be fun. Um but
Speaker 1: it and it happens to be like because I still
Speaker 1: call a day date like five to me. But the
Speaker 1: problem is with five o'clock. That is, if you have
Speaker 1: a day date at five and it doesn't go well,
Speaker 1: then now it's interrupted your day and your evening. Yep,
Speaker 1: I mean that is part of the risk you take
Speaker 1: though hang out with a person. Also, that's the time
Speaker 1: is very easily cancel, a little like canceled on. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right someone being late because it's also
Speaker 1: five a pm is when people usually get off work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're having a day date during the week at five,
Speaker 1: maybe both of you either are working from home or
Speaker 1: you don't have jobs, or one has a job and
Speaker 1: one doesn't, one works from home and one has no job.
Speaker 1: Like there there is something to be said for a
Speaker 1: five o'clock. But I could do five o'clock um dates
Speaker 1: back in Chicago because working in Trader Joe's I had
Speaker 1: very specific shifts and so sometimes I got off it too,
Speaker 1: you know, and you also have to factor in both
Speaker 1: for you and the person that you're going on date with.
Speaker 1: Once again, this goes for everybody, right right. I think
Speaker 1: that especially on the basis of a first date, nobody
Speaker 1: can take it too personally that people are planning the
Speaker 1: date around their lives, if that makes sense. So yes,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what someone would be upset because like
Speaker 1: one of my friends was like, she, how has a
Speaker 1: date and you'll have a date, and she always make
Speaker 1: sure she has a show after the date, after the date,
Speaker 1: because if it's going, hey, man, I gotta go, I
Speaker 1: gotta show, I gotta go, I gotta show. But sometimes
Speaker 1: it's and I've done the I gotta show, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can come, And I'm like, because I think even
Speaker 1: if a day goes well, because I feel like sometimes
Speaker 1: when dates go well, people make the mistake of just
Speaker 1: like because I had a date one time that lasted
Speaker 1: like thirty six hours. Yeah, and then I never saw
Speaker 1: him again, which was fine because I didn't need to. Um,
Speaker 1: I'll throw this out there then. Sorry, I just had
Speaker 1: a flashback to that. UM. The fucking nervous. Some people
Speaker 1: you were you you looked at the camera like you
Speaker 1: were seeing him. Oh oh, I think sometimes we forget
Speaker 1: the dude too. Small dicks are just as horny as dudes.
Speaker 1: I feel like men and smaller penises are horny or
Speaker 1: than dudes with bigger penises. I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's right at all. I think it is. This is
Speaker 1: the thing. But this is the thing. Dudes with a
Speaker 1: small dick want to show you their dick as much
Speaker 1: with the dude with it, just as much as a
Speaker 1: guy with the big dick. And they don't warn you.
Speaker 1: They don't pay anything what it's like. They should. They
Speaker 1: know it's small. So why are you doing all this
Speaker 1: hemming and hawing try to get me to look at
Speaker 1: it when you know I'm gonna be disappointed. I have
Speaker 1: no dude, but I truly I okay, I don't have
Speaker 1: any like frame of reference for any of this, So like,
Speaker 1: of course you don't because you don't deal with men.
Speaker 1: I'm don't I understand, but that's what I'm saying. I'm like,
Speaker 1: the thing you said initially did not sound correct, but
Speaker 1: now we're dealing with other facts. What did I say,
Speaker 1: what did I say? You were saying that dudes with
Speaker 1: small penises are hornier than dudes with big penis is
Speaker 1: And I feel like the reason that I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true is that to me, it's not about
Speaker 1: because you just said it yourself. A person knows, right,
Speaker 1: So I think a lot of people carry themselves like
Speaker 1: they know, and it gives off the vibe that they know,
Speaker 1: which gives off the vibe to other people that like,
Speaker 1: let me stay away. Is that not true? No, because
Speaker 1: some doing either otherything like big dick energy. H there
Speaker 1: are dudes with small dicks that are running around out
Speaker 1: here with big dick like real big dick energy is
Speaker 1: a very is a completely it's not as we all know.
Speaker 1: It's affect right, but it's not as flagrant like if
Speaker 1: you see a very short if you see a short
Speaker 1: man with too much confidence, he has a big dick.
Speaker 1: We all know this, but I think it's just he
Speaker 1: might have money. No really, Oh, let me saying something.
Speaker 1: A man with a big dick is an asshole. A
Speaker 1: man that knows he has a big dick is a
Speaker 1: asshole at all times. Like a very big dick, he's
Speaker 1: an asshole. They're always an asshole. They It's like men
Speaker 1: with big dicks act like pretty girls. Okay, I can
Speaker 1: get into anywhere. You can't say anything to me. I'm unstoppable.
Speaker 1: But the problem is, like one of the smallest dicks
Speaker 1: I've ever seen was on a man who was six three,
Speaker 1: and one of my friends was like, do you think
Speaker 1: it was small? It's oh I was. I liked him
Speaker 1: so much and I don't even have time tell you
Speaker 1: have funny acting. This dude was with me, was with
Speaker 1: me before this, but and my friend was like, do
Speaker 1: you think it was small because he's so tall? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, what she's like because
Speaker 1: of perspective? Do you for scale? And I said no,
Speaker 1: because my hand is always the same size. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Look listen. What I'm saying is so you'll be on
Speaker 1: a day date with some small dick having man who's
Speaker 1: given you big dick energy. I understand him being extra flirting,
Speaker 1: extra morning, and then all of a sudden, you or
Speaker 1: face to face with a dick you can suck and
Speaker 1: whistle Dixie at the same time. And he should have
Speaker 1: never came out the house. Now help me out, though
Speaker 1: this does not once again this is a this is
Speaker 1: an asked fact of dating that doesn't Actually, it's not
Speaker 1: like his dick would be bigger at night. He's not
Speaker 1: like aware dick. No, but you've just you've just attributed
Speaker 1: the small thickness to the day date. But it's gonna
Speaker 1: be small year round, right, It's gonna be about it.
Speaker 1: It's twenty four hours a day, seven days a week
Speaker 1: until fifteen in the morning, can't stop on stop. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that being on a day date that
Speaker 1: goes well, okay, that could then goes into an evening
Speaker 1: date that goes into you all hanging out even more,
Speaker 1: and then you're presented persented for your like an Emmy,
Speaker 1: for your actions and efforts and service to your country.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you're rewarded mm hmm with nonsense. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that should be a warning because like I
Speaker 1: was doing this joke for a while and didn't ever
Speaker 1: Actually it didn't go. I wanted to go. But I'm
Speaker 1: just like, we need some type of identifiers. I wasted
Speaker 1: so much time flirting with men whose dicks were innies
Speaker 1: instead of auties, and they need to be branded. They
Speaker 1: need to be stop wasting people's time. I need just
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's dots. I don't care if
Speaker 1: it's sucking Morris code. When these suckers are eighteen brandon,
Speaker 1: let me stop you right, let me count these do
Speaker 1: the same here. Let me talk over you for a second.
Speaker 1: You could have plausible to my ability that you lost it. Firstly,
Speaker 1: the brand brand I know, I understand. It's a terrible
Speaker 1: thing to find out. Brand dig is a little far
Speaker 1: fine too, all right, No no no no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no. I need a jewelry. They need to
Speaker 1: be I don't care getting better tattooing tattoos, branding ear
Speaker 1: rings is something sounds good, cuts in an eyebrow. Okay, look,
Speaker 1: just something something, Give me something. I don't care if
Speaker 1: they're pinky nails, are paying in different colors. Stop wasting
Speaker 1: people's time, dude, something Oh lord, oh man, Okay, I
Speaker 1: just need to listen. It's you know how big my
Speaker 1: titties are by looking at me? Sure? But okay, then
Speaker 1: now the thing is I was because I can wear
Speaker 1: something to make them perkier. I can we make them
Speaker 1: look bigger, gonna make it look smaller. Okay, I can
Speaker 1: wear spanks. I can lie to you all kinds of ways,
Speaker 1: make up wigs falls. I can do all of the
Speaker 1: things right, I can say, but I can also tell
Speaker 1: the truth. Okay, I can also tell the truth. These men,
Speaker 1: these allusions, these grace scut pants are not telling us
Speaker 1: what we think they need to be telling us. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: great fans season, Grace wet pants season. Now why am
Speaker 1: I over here getting excited over a flash of dick y'all?
Speaker 1: Sound wild? So many men's are growers. Too many men's
Speaker 1: is growers. We have got so far away from the
Speaker 1: actual quality of the date. I feel like, now, this,
Speaker 1: this is a this is a separate thing. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that if you're out here slinging,
Speaker 1: if you can't sling, okay, if you can only present,
Speaker 1: you can't sling, you can only present. What I'm saying
Speaker 1: is you better take a bitch to dinner first. You
Speaker 1: better spend them coins. But you have to spend money. Now,
Speaker 1: you have to spend money. You have to. You have to.
Speaker 1: You have to because you've got to disappoint me. At
Speaker 1: least I wanted to have a nice dinner first. But
Speaker 1: you you're telling me that a date like a day
Speaker 1: date of jet skiing. It's not fire. We could do
Speaker 1: a day day of jet skin and if no, you'll die. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. They're they're they're trade offs here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you do it like later on in the day
Speaker 1: so you can get off the jet ski you have
Speaker 1: a nice dinner or something like that. A day date
Speaker 1: on the jet ski would be absolutely awesome. Fox with it,
Speaker 1: because you know, I love jet skis. Okay, they're just
Speaker 1: water motorcycles and so and if you've never been on
Speaker 1: a jet ski, get more white friends. That's all I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because that's how I got my fresh jet ski called occasions.
Speaker 1: And so what I'm saying is that if you are
Speaker 1: trying to figure out, hey, should I take this girl
Speaker 1: on jet skis or should I take her to the park?
Speaker 1: Look down? But I feel like, now, aren't you just
Speaker 1: letting the blessed get away with more? They already are?
Speaker 1: But I'm but I'm saying they already are. Is is
Speaker 1: part of this logic? Though? Yes? Are you? Are you
Speaker 1: good with that? No? Then the no park for anybody? Right? Yes,
Speaker 1: everybody should pick jet skis. I but do you do
Speaker 1: you see how do you see how I'm helping your
Speaker 1: Like I was, yes, okay, all right cool. If you
Speaker 1: have a chance to get up a jet ski, get
Speaker 1: on a jet ski fun, get on get on jet
Speaker 1: ski for real. Yeah, if you're near water, if you're
Speaker 1: able to do a rental. You know, if you own
Speaker 1: a life jacket, then yeah, get on jet ski and
Speaker 1: the jet peo will give you life jackets. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying is that I just want us to be like
Speaker 1: I like, listen, I prefer evening day because you know,
Speaker 1: a nice it's it's nice to go out for the evening.
Speaker 1: I'm perfectly if I'm sitting in my house, it's not
Speaker 1: You're like you're sitting there on a Friday at eight pm,
Speaker 1: going uh fuck? You know what I mean. If it's
Speaker 1: Saturday at three pm, I don't give a ship. If
Speaker 1: it's a p M, I'm like, damn, I would have
Speaker 1: wish I was on a date. But if I go
Speaker 1: on a day date, also a day date, lets me
Speaker 1: know that you have another date lined up. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that. Oh I always assume
Speaker 1: that that. I understand that you always assume that. And
Speaker 1: I'm not even saying that you have never ever, ever
Speaker 1: been right. I'm saying though that I can only speak
Speaker 1: from the experiences that I've like watched friends have and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I think that sometimes there is it
Speaker 1: depends on when you meet the person. Because we both
Speaker 1: know people who aren't actually players, men and women. Most people.
Speaker 1: I don't think most people are players. I think this
Speaker 1: whole Also, I think that player idea, that player culture,
Speaker 1: player lifestyle thing has been detrimental to everybody. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not It's not good for anybody. And I think only
Speaker 1: a few people can actually pull it off to where
Speaker 1: they have a date after their date and then and
Speaker 1: and they're gonna also keep time and that you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I think that with me because because
Speaker 1: once again I brought up the like not drinking and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, It's like I had to pick things
Speaker 1: that would be fun or interesting to do that had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with that, so that I wasn't that
Speaker 1: creep that was like, can I buy you a drink
Speaker 1: and I guess another one while I just talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can't do bars, because if you if you
Speaker 1: buy me a drink and then you have water, I'm
Speaker 1: going to think that you drug my drink. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like I don't want to be anywhere
Speaker 1: near any that like speculation, right, And so my thing
Speaker 1: as well is I find that regardless of whin and
Speaker 1: this actually kind of hurts my argument a little bit,
Speaker 1: but regardless of what time of day it is, the
Speaker 1: amount of work someone put into their idea is like
Speaker 1: paramount to me for how much they care, you know,
Speaker 1: because there's also a deeply casual side to nighttime dates,
Speaker 1: which is netflix and chilling. It's like, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring over some food or like let me cook for
Speaker 1: you at my place. Yea cook for you? Ship. You
Speaker 1: can't cook for me. You can't cook for me until
Speaker 1: I have comfortably gone to your house and then left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that whole Like a guy was like, I want
Speaker 1: to cook for unifirst date doesn't? Absolutely not. It's like
Speaker 1: why not? I said, I want to die on my
Speaker 1: own time. Also, are you a chef? Are you a chef?
Speaker 1: Because if you're a chef, then come with it. You
Speaker 1: know you're a chef, then I will come to your restaurant. Okay,
Speaker 1: So my buddy did that exact thing if he like
Speaker 1: was like, oh, let me cook for you whatever, right,
Speaker 1: and then he cooked for her, and then later on
Speaker 1: that night she was like, okay, um, I had a
Speaker 1: great time, thank you so much, blah blah blah, and
Speaker 1: she robed hell out of him. She robbed. She was
Speaker 1: the whole town. He was cooking, she was stealing. And
Speaker 1: he was like, I don't know how she got everything
Speaker 1: out of the how because she always had her purse.
Speaker 1: So he's like, unless she had another bag, I didn't see.
Speaker 1: Not this much stuff should be missing, right, Like what
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, he was like. He was like,
Speaker 1: she came over, I cooked, and then like um, we
Speaker 1: they ate and then like they made They didn't like
Speaker 1: fully hook up, right, they like maybe made out on
Speaker 1: the couch, watch a little TV whatever. And then she
Speaker 1: was like I had a great time. I have to go, right.
Speaker 1: But then he was like, hey, so so many different
Speaker 1: things were missing from places that weren't next to each other.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, you got rob robbed. She must
Speaker 1: have had a bag she sat in the hallway. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking, right, it had to be. It had
Speaker 1: to be a getting up when she went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Like it's like how it's like a riddle. It's like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: so she took so she took some stuff that was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you might just be like a klepto, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Because she took some of the night like
Speaker 1: there was a nice he had a nice soap um,
Speaker 1: like a real nice soap that you could just probably
Speaker 1: like twist the cap back down and put that in
Speaker 1: the purse whatever. And then she she got ahold of
Speaker 1: some loose money, which is like, all right, you left
Speaker 1: the money out, you know what I mean, That's that's
Speaker 1: easy enough to steal. Uh. But then I think he
Speaker 1: said he had a game boy, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know when she would have got the game
Speaker 1: boy because it was like in his room on a
Speaker 1: bookshelf or something. But they didn't go in his room,
Speaker 1: so he's like, she must have just been in my
Speaker 1: room when back was turned while I was cooking the funk.
Speaker 1: Was he making pasta? I don't know. I know he
Speaker 1: was making pasta. I know he was. He was probably
Speaker 1: making postive. But it's like, it's like that's so. I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't get the full list of everything that she took,
Speaker 1: but there was something he was more telling me about
Speaker 1: the locations because he was like, she stole something from
Speaker 1: the bathroom. She stole something from my bedroom, even though
Speaker 1: we didn't like going, like it's not like they like
Speaker 1: went to his bed, and you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And then she also took something from the living room.
Speaker 1: And I was like, man, that's the money is there?
Speaker 1: The money is like, all right is this meal? Because
Speaker 1: because the money is like all right, look there's fifty
Speaker 1: dollars on the table. Not saying anybody should steal, but
Speaker 1: there's fifty dollars on the table. Now you just made
Speaker 1: fifty dollars from your meal. Most people have to pay
Speaker 1: for their food, right the soap at the game boy
Speaker 1: and like I don't know he but he said it
Speaker 1: was a lot of stuff, Like it was a lot
Speaker 1: of things. So she must have had a bag in
Speaker 1: the hallway, like when he thought she was going to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, she was going to the bathroom and making
Speaker 1: a stop at the hallway, And you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe her person was bigger than he thought it was.
Speaker 1: That's what That's also what I think it has to be,
Speaker 1: is like the bag in the hallway makes a lot
Speaker 1: of sense, But the bag in the hallway could also
Speaker 1: you know, maybe get seeing as trash or you know,
Speaker 1: I mean like like that, that to me seems like
Speaker 1: a deeper grift than just having a bag. That is
Speaker 1: uh what you McCall it. You know the bags that
Speaker 1: I don't know person, So I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. But you know, you know those bags that
Speaker 1: have a button and when you undo that button, it
Speaker 1: becomes a bigger bag. Yeah, it's like an accordion bag. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe she had one of those. Oh my god, who
Speaker 1: was telling me they were going on this date. He
Speaker 1: was in Manhattan, he went to go meet some girl like, No,
Speaker 1: he was in Brooklyn when he got me some girl
Speaker 1: like at the top of Harlem. So it took like
Speaker 1: two and a half hours on the train. And she
Speaker 1: was like, don't eat today. I'm gonna make you DARNI.
Speaker 1: Johnny is gonna be a huge diarior. Johnny supposed to
Speaker 1: Lasagna And he gets there and not only is nothing prepped,
Speaker 1: not only is nothing prepped, Not only is nothing She's
Speaker 1: still struggling with the package that the Lazaya noodles coming.
Speaker 1: She hasn't even gone grocery shopping yet. Oh oh, what
Speaker 1: an attack. Truly she wants him to come shopping with her.
Speaker 1: She likes her men weak, That's what it is. She
Speaker 1: was like, go ahead to starve yourself all day. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm got'll see how you handle this long walk that
Speaker 1: we've taken, this grocery store where we walked past all
Speaker 1: the food. So it's two hours on the train. I
Speaker 1: don't know where the funk he was coming from. What
Speaker 1: was two hours on the train. It sounds like a nightmare.
Speaker 1: He was in the backup Brooklyn, the basement of I
Speaker 1: don't know where the funk he was. But took two
Speaker 1: hours and some change from where he was to get
Speaker 1: to the top of Harlem talking on the phone, and
Speaker 1: then at one and then when he gets there, she
Speaker 1: doesn't buzz him in. He has to wait thirty minutes
Speaker 1: for him to let for her to let him in.
Speaker 1: Is she home? Yes, So she's not answering her phone either.
Speaker 1: She's not answering the phone. What reason did she give?
Speaker 1: She wasn't ready? So she so she knew he was
Speaker 1: down there. Yeah, this is chaos. This this is like
Speaker 1: absolutely acceptable. Wait, so she knew he was down there
Speaker 1: waiting for half an hour at the door while he
Speaker 1: had already been on the train for two something hours
Speaker 1: to get there, and he and she told him not
Speaker 1: to eat. Yes, this is terrorism. And then while then
Speaker 1: they're gonna get ready to go shopping, but she wants
Speaker 1: to get weed before they go shopping, so now they
Speaker 1: have to wait for the weed man. And so was
Speaker 1: he sustained himself on water? I guess the hope of
Speaker 1: getting pussy probably, I don't know. That's not like that.
Speaker 1: What is worth all that? Then? Then so either still
Speaker 1: no food, they're hanging out. She just wants to hang out.
Speaker 1: She gets high, forgets that she's supposed to make this lasagna.
Speaker 1: So he's reminding her, we have to go little to
Speaker 1: the door to get the stuff to make Little design it.
Speaker 1: And now she doesn't want to make it because she's high.
Speaker 1: She makes herself something to eat, like whatever she had
Speaker 1: in her house, offers him none, and then wants to
Speaker 1: fool around, and he was like, how dare you did
Speaker 1: he sue he should sue. I will get this way
Speaker 1: at a lawyer and he should sue he And then
Speaker 1: the holes is he said, like at one point, like
Speaker 1: the dealer was just hanging out, dealer hadn't left. The
Speaker 1: dealer had left at a certain point. He was there
Speaker 1: for too long. That's great, more for the for the suit.
Speaker 1: This is building the case. And I've only said I'm
Speaker 1: sure people, and I like, I thought, the thing is,
Speaker 1: I know people listening to this, they're thinking I'm making
Speaker 1: this up as I go along, because when he was
Speaker 1: telling me this, I thought he was making it up
Speaker 1: as he went along. But he started getting upset retelling
Speaker 1: it and I was like, oh, no, this actually happened
Speaker 1: to him. Yeah, no, and and oh that's so unacceptable.
Speaker 1: But that's so And then I was like, so what
Speaker 1: has it? Did you ever get the designer? And he
Speaker 1: was like, no, that is so rude. And you know
Speaker 1: what this is. This is the thing that bothers me
Speaker 1: because this is the type of person who was so
Speaker 1: blissfully unaware that she probably is telling a story about
Speaker 1: this ungrateful dude who she introduced to her dealer. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like I introduced to the plug and then he
Speaker 1: want to get an add to with me because I
Speaker 1: didn't make him dinner. I'm sorry, it's not the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 1: I don't have to make somebody say that sounds like
Speaker 1: the type of person that would forget that they offered
Speaker 1: because they did forget that they offered, and then they'll
Speaker 1: forget again because it clearly they smoke up, So they're
Speaker 1: going to forget again, and then when they forget the
Speaker 1: next time, they're going to be like, who are you
Speaker 1: to think that I should just cook you something? Wol
Speaker 1: have you done for me? Later, he said he she
Speaker 1: reheated like some food or something like she head have
Speaker 1: leftovers and trying to offer him some while she was
Speaker 1: in the middle of eating it, and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good now, Look we're all adults here. He could
Speaker 1: have left a minute. I said this to him so
Speaker 1: many times. Why did you leave when she didn't come
Speaker 1: to the door. Why didn't you leave when the dealer
Speaker 1: showed up? Why didn't you leave when food was coming?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you order your own fucking foot? There was
Speaker 1: so many times when you could have left. He was like,
Speaker 1: I was just trying. I was like, funk, you were
Speaker 1: trying to fun. That's why you stayed. I understand. But
Speaker 1: also there's there's something to be said for like, just
Speaker 1: because someone's willing to sit there doesn't mean that you
Speaker 1: and this should all be illegal. Every every aspect of
Speaker 1: this should be this is a thing about America, right,
Speaker 1: the American justice system. People will sue for a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff. They'll try to get money everything. We shouldn't
Speaker 1: be doing all that, right, We should be suing for
Speaker 1: what's right. Okay, that man should sue her, and he
Speaker 1: should be awarded a las angna. That's all I want.
Speaker 1: I just want the world to be a little bit
Speaker 1: more fair. But does she have to make it? She
Speaker 1: has to make too or throw on away all right?
Speaker 1: Or give him both that's restitution. Yeah, But this is
Speaker 1: the thing. What if this is what you never think about.
Speaker 1: What if it wasn't good, she's doid to make him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but it was never It was never her job
Speaker 1: to make it good. It was her job to make
Speaker 1: it because she said she'd make it. That's I If
Speaker 1: it's not good, I look, I can believe she may
Speaker 1: have got high and remembered she doesn't make good lasagna.
Speaker 1: That could also have been what happened. She may have
Speaker 1: been high and was like the last time I try
Speaker 1: to make lasagna, I accidentally make cake. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: so maybe she doesn't, but she should. She should do
Speaker 1: what she said. That that's so rude. Um and look,
Speaker 1: I'll even offer up this that must have been a
Speaker 1: nighttime date because he was so he would it was
Speaker 1: a day date. Wow, hilarious. What we're gonna do now
Speaker 1: is kick over this to the listeners, you know, like what,
Speaker 1: let us know your thoughts on day dates versus night dates. Remember,
Speaker 1: you can eat it both, you can do activities that both.
Speaker 1: It really is your presence. I believe the listeners with this.
Speaker 1: Ladies femis, anyone living in their feminine energy stop paying
Speaker 1: for things. Oh lord, stop, stop stop. Okay, these men
Speaker 1: are worried that if we make as much money as them,
Speaker 1: we're not going to need them. So let them know
Speaker 1: we still need them, because this is the thing. They
Speaker 1: still make more money than us. We still don't have
Speaker 1: in income equality. Okay, So until the patriarchy and I
Speaker 1: don't like to use that word because I'm not a
Speaker 1: twenty year old white girl in college, but until society
Speaker 1: as a whole starts paying women ladies famiis non binaries,
Speaker 1: anyone living in their feminine in anosities. Until they start
Speaker 1: paying us the same, you will not be paying for
Speaker 1: this two for twenty and Applebee's don't do it. Don't
Speaker 1: fuck it, don't buy your own drinks, and they're gonna
Speaker 1: act like you all of them something because they bought
Speaker 1: you a white wine spreads us say no, sir, I
Speaker 1: have eight dollars. Oh gosh, women did not. Those women
Speaker 1: did not march for you to pay for nachos. They
Speaker 1: did it. You think Gloria Stein stood up? Uh did?
Speaker 1: She burned bras And I've asked her about this and
Speaker 1: she said I could be a trophy wife. Glorious Idem
Speaker 1: told me to my face that I could be a
Speaker 1: trophy wife. Because that's the thing. It's not about working,
Speaker 1: it's choosing whether you do or not. Okay, you wanna
Speaker 1: be to stay at home mom, that's feminism. You want
Speaker 1: to run a corporation, that's feminism. If you want to
Speaker 1: make sure that this motherfucker's paying for your tearer, Ma Sioux,
Speaker 1: that's feminism. Stop paying for ship, stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1: I feel like the message is getting somewhat muddied. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, this buddy, this best is just Chris the
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Speaker 1: Go on some great dates. We wish you the best
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