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Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone

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Speaker 2: You are right here.

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Speaker 1: What you got break?

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Speaker 2: Know where your break here? Right? I'm gonna hit you

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Speaker 2: with something right here. This right here is Dtor Petrie.

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Speaker 2: I need some help, Doctor Petrie. I need some help.

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Speaker 2: Let's go get them.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please.

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Speaker 4: This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrie.

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Speaker 3: My name is Jared Jared, and I was hoping you

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Speaker 3: could help me out. Would would with a problem that

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Speaker 3: I have?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Hello Jared, I would love to help you out

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Speaker 4: with a problem. Unfortunately though, doctor Petrie. Right, I am,

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Speaker 4: but this is my personal number. How did you get

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Speaker 3: If somebody gave me this number so I could call

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Speaker 3: you and and and and try to get some counseling

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Speaker 3: from you, because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm, I'm,

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I can I can recognize that that you're in

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Speaker 4: a bad situation. But how did you get my number?

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Speaker 4: This is my personal line? Who gave you my number?

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Speaker 3: Are you? You? You the doctor that you the counselor

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Speaker 4: Right, Yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared?

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Speaker 3: Uh, I got a problem that just seemed like I'm

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Speaker 3: just you know, I've been married to my wife for

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Speaker 4: Okay, wait, wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what

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Speaker 4: you're about to get into. You're about to you want

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Speaker 4: to go into a counseling session, and so in order

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Speaker 4: to do that, I do that through making an appointment.

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Speaker 3: I all of that. But you you you don't understand

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to What I'm trying to tell you is

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Speaker 3: that I got to situate and I know it's gonna

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Speaker 3: then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I

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Speaker 3: I just I need this bad.

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Speaker 4: Right now, Jarrett, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.

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Speaker 4: I don't do this over the phone, However, it sounds.

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Speaker 3: To me like you really need I need you. Can

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Speaker 3: you can you be there for me? Just for what

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Speaker 3: I'm calling you and disrupting your weekend, But can you

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Speaker 4: Hello, I don't know what's going on. Call him back.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm here, Jared, doctor Patrick.

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Speaker 4: I'm here. Tell me, tell me what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Jared.

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Speaker 4: I'm here to listen to you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, listen. I've been I've been married to my wife

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Speaker 3: for like six years now, and I don't know what

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Speaker 3: it is. But whenever, whenever we intimate, you know, I

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Speaker 3: shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy between

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case, and

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Speaker 4: it's different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And

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Speaker 4: I want to make sure that I addressed him up.

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Speaker 3: In the big league. Get not turn it back lonely.

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Speaker 3: We live. You wouldn't need baby, I ain't nothing along

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Speaker 3: with that. Cod We move it on up.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jared, focus, You called me and you need I'll.

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Speaker 3: I'll be going. I'll be going through it to be

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need to.

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Speaker 3: Make sure that three o'clock four pop rock, five six

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Speaker 3: something pop, eight o'clock rock, eleven o'clock rock. We're going

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Speaker 3: to rock rock the clock tonight, win the cock right

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Speaker 3: through wind, the bands going down on the rock trut.

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Speaker 4: Like breeze, breathe. Oh, how did you get my number?

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Speaker 4: How did you get my personal number?

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Speaker 3: They gave me your number and said you you would

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Speaker 3: would that would take care of me.

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Speaker 4: I'm here, okay, let's take a decision.

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Speaker 3: And you knew what you were then girls were girls

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Speaker 3: and men women wishing we could use a man like her.

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Speaker 3: Everybody heal right.

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Speaker 4: Again, up together. I want to help you. I want

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Speaker 4: to help you, and I want to help your situation.

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Speaker 4: I want to help you with your wife. But you

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Speaker 4: you called me and I if you're looking for a

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Speaker 4: lifeline or an anchor, I'm trying to be that.

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Speaker 3: I mean to help me. I did help me with

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Speaker 3: leave me if I know quit doing it. Here's this

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Speaker 3: story of a lovely lady.

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Speaker 4: Jared, Jared, My technique is a little bit different and

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Speaker 4: maybe a little unorthodox.

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Speaker 3: Feel this crue the minal would be lost, the moon

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Speaker 3: would be lost, the miner. Okay, look here, look here, Jared,

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Speaker 3: I need you to help me.

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Speaker 4: I need to get you into my office. I need

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Speaker 4: to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase my

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Speaker 4: personal number from yourself.

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Speaker 3: Because he knows your name.

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Speaker 4: Jared. Ocus, Focus, Focus, Jared, focus. There's a lot more

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Speaker 3: For once. You're making a lot of fun there with

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Speaker 3: me in all the game, learning from each other while

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Speaker 3: we do our thing and gonna have a good time.

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Speaker 4: Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more

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Speaker 4: patience with you now. I need you to say fuckers

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Speaker 4: and get it together. Why did you call me? Why

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Speaker 4: did you? How did you get my number?

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Speaker 3: You hollering at me? What you supposed to be the doctor?

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Speaker 3: You're supposed to be the doctor.

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Speaker 4: I am a doctor. Don't question my credentials. Young man.

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Speaker 4: You called me. I want to help you, but this

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Speaker 4: has gone on too far.

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Speaker 3: This is going on me Sorry, gave me your number?

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Speaker 3: Well me too, Steve. You know Steve, don't you? Now?

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Speaker 4: Look I want to help you, but you are not

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Speaker 4: allowing me to do so. So who is Tell me?

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Speaker 4: Who is Stephen? And how did you get my number

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Speaker 4: on the Raino No Stephen on the even on the radio,

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Speaker 4: as in on the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy.

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Speaker 3: Do you you know you didn't go, Oh, my god,

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Speaker 3: do you have a colleague named Charles?

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm gonna care? Oh, look that I

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Speaker 4: can't believe Charlie did this to me? My god?

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Speaker 3: Do you know the time of you got a warn?

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Speaker 3: You got me flustered?

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Speaker 4: I was recording you. You know that.

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Speaker 3: I gotta ask you something though, What is the baddest

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Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land

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Speaker 3: that Steve have been learning show?

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Speaker 4: Baby? My goodness, Wow.

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Speaker 2: Was that funny? Oh you're Steve for Do you want

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Speaker 2: to sing the theme song? Thank you for being a friend? Yes,

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Speaker 2: all right, I got I got an announcement I gotta

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Speaker 2: make all right, all right, So I'm gonna lead a little.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna need a little drum roll up in here, Dave,

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Speaker 2: let's go man. Here it is, y'all. I am so

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Speaker 2: excited that I have been I have been tapped on

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Speaker 2: the shoulder, your boy to host the Inaugurabal Greeks and

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Speaker 2: Greats Comedy and Music Festival in Naples Valley that is

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Speaker 2: August seventh through the tenth. You do not want to

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Speaker 2: miss this, and listen. You do not have to be

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Speaker 2: Greek to come. All right, I do not have to

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Speaker 2: be Greek to come. Okay, yes, you can come out

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Speaker 2: and have a good time. And let me tell you

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Speaker 2: call it it is lined up. You got hosted by yours, Julie,

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Speaker 2: nephew Tom, You got Yrvon Orgy in the building, the

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Speaker 2: Atomic Dog himself, George Clinton is in the building. Well,

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Speaker 2: Enrique Holmes, my boy Jonathan Slopem is in the building,

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Speaker 2: Keishi E Marcus Johnson, and a bunch of others. List

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Speaker 2: goes on and on. You do not want to miss

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Speaker 2: this event. Greeks and Greats dot com tickets are on

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Speaker 2: sale right now. You don't want to miss that. Get

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Speaker 2: the b I P get all of it. Come on

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Speaker 2: down and hang out. Beautiful, beautiful resort. We're gonna have

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Speaker 2: a wonderful diet oh hosted by yours Julip.

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Speaker 3: You talk now, lady.

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Speaker 2: Y'all have been wanting to get away and live, be

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Speaker 2: and hang out this way. You want to come hang

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Speaker 2: out right here, Greeks and Grapes, that's what you want

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Speaker 2: to do.

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Speaker 1: Well, there Okay, words, grapes, Yeah, why baby, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Junior boy, bring yourself to Greeks and Greats.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a school?

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Speaker 2: You have an extra cap shirt? A Well, I'm not extra.

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Speaker 2: Did that boy just asked me for the hand?

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Speaker 1: Is one with this boy?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next? Thank you, congratulations my strawberry letter today.

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Speaker 1: The subject is why do men disappear on me? We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this.

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Speaker 2: Good and well.

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Speaker 1: This boy asks people, you're listening Harday Morning Show.

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