Speaker 1: It's nine og one ong with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 2: Hello, everybody, welcome to another episode of nine two Ong.
Speaker 3: I know you're not gonna like this, but Jenny, I
Speaker 3: have to jump to the end. I just have to.
Speaker 2: We haven't even told the people hello yet.
Speaker 3: Amy. I watched the second half of this episode twice
Speaker 3: because I was like, I need to really pay attention
Speaker 3: to every detail the two scenes. Fine, fine, I'll tell
Speaker 3: you this. I really need to focus on the scene
Speaker 3: with Claire and Steve riding the motorcycle. Why and you'll
Speaker 3: find out when we get to it. Okay? And number
Speaker 3: two the OJ police chase.
Speaker 2: Hi, Okay, this was an exciting episode, you guys. I
Speaker 2: don't even know what I was watching. Was this Beverly
Speaker 2: Hill's not a two one o? Or was this like
Speaker 2: La Law or something?
Speaker 3: I don't even know. Yeah, I was kind of a
Speaker 3: little SVU, a little Melrose, a little Hill Street Blues.
Speaker 3: I don't know. But also, bravo to your crying scene
Speaker 3: at the end.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, thanks? But hello, did you catch Terra's creepy look?
Speaker 2: This is watching over Kelly's shoulder and she's kind of
Speaker 2: like smiling.
Speaker 3: It's just so juicy.
Speaker 2: It's so juicy, so much good stuff.
Speaker 3: So many notes though, because also, why would you bring
Speaker 3: pie to your friend in rehab for thirty seconds?
Speaker 2: I'll just come into rehab for a minute.
Speaker 3: And the flirting with the doctor, well, I hope that's
Speaker 3: going somewhere. Oh it is, but it's like they're like, Hi,
Speaker 3: we brought you a pie. Oh yum, let's eat the pie.
Speaker 3: One bit it we gotta go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very weird. There were a few weird moments.
Speaker 2: But we're going to talk all about everything because it's
Speaker 2: also good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody, this episode is going to be really something else.
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Speaker 2: Well, I know you're just ready to talk about it,
Speaker 2: so let's do it. Even In six, episode twenty three,
Speaker 2: Leap of Faith, aired February twenty eighth, nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: Six, Brandon braves a Meet the Parents weekend with Susan
Speaker 3: in San Diego. Kelly's crushed when David tells her about
Speaker 3: Colin and Valerie. Obviously, first of all, David, why I'm interjecting.
Speaker 3: We'll get to it. Donna deals with Joe's sibling situation.
Speaker 3: Steve suddenly has a need for speed and Colin's cocaine
Speaker 3: cravingly do a televised nice speed chase. Everything, everything happening
Speaker 3: in this episode is just incredible.
Speaker 2: Directed by Christopher Hibbler, written by Ken Stringer, who of our.
Speaker 3: God, bless you can because this is excellent. It's excellent
Speaker 3: from top to bottom, because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do we do? How do we do this?
Speaker 3: It's just we're gonna need to go through it. But
Speaker 3: can I just say, like, are you and Jason Priestley
Speaker 3: like the only actors getting anything meaty in this whole
Speaker 3: show right now? Because literally you're getting tons of meat
Speaker 3: and Priestley is getting some good stuff right, even though
Speaker 3: I think the Susan storylines like very random, He's really
Speaker 3: like acting right, there's like real stuff happening. Everybody else
Speaker 3: is just kind of like nonsense.
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on. It's hard to tell the
Speaker 2: nonsense from the good stuff.
Speaker 3: For me, it's like fifteen storylines in this one episode.
Speaker 3: We've got Valerie and Colin, We've got Colin and the
Speaker 3: drug dealers back, We've got Donna and Joe and this
Speaker 3: random sibling, this out of nowhere comes for this episode
Speaker 3: only we ever see him again, We've never seen him before.
Speaker 2: That's Bruce Thomas.
Speaker 3: I know, he's like so recognizable. Okay, so we've also
Speaker 3: got the the.
Speaker 2: Right like even Claire just so bebopping on everybody's storylines,
Speaker 2: like he's like yeah, but he's he's.
Speaker 3: Just like yeah, he's coming in on everybody, like talking
Speaker 3: to Valerie, coming in to talk to you. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I love David, but like, you don't go to someone
Speaker 3: in rehab and tell them something terrible. They could further
Speaker 3: unhinge their like recovery.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's the safest place that he could
Speaker 2: have told her. I guess, and also rip that freaking
Speaker 2: band aid off, like she needs to know. I guess
Speaker 2: the right thing, but brotherly thing to do.
Speaker 3: This guy, Bruce Thomas has had so many jobs. He
Speaker 3: was in legally Blonde kyle x Y, but I did,
Speaker 3: He's been.
Speaker 2: The Bend and Snap, that's him, Ye kyle.
Speaker 3: X Y, which was a show I weirdly totally liked.
Speaker 3: I can't remember why either their son was a robot
Speaker 3: or an alien. I can't remember, but it was actually
Speaker 3: really good. He's done so much. Yeah, wow, I.
Speaker 2: Recognize him immediately and now I know, I don't know
Speaker 2: him at all in person. I just know him from this.
Speaker 3: It is so recognizable. You did the old did I
Speaker 3: go to high school with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well I got did you hear to tell the story
Speaker 3: when someone said to you, I'm so excited to meet you,
Speaker 3: Jenny McCarthy. Wait, where were we?
Speaker 2: When did that happen?
Speaker 3: We were at dinner at the It was before the
Speaker 3: Sabrina Carboner concert. Remember we were at dinner and like
Speaker 3: you were meeting some clients and they're like, it's so
Speaker 3: exciting to meet you. I know you, Jenny McCarthy.
Speaker 2: Wait, you weren't even there with me. It happened. I
Speaker 2: was by myself in a room full of people. I
Speaker 2: didn't know. You sent me out there like a little
Speaker 2: baby fish in a big pond, and I was by
Speaker 2: myself trying to like schmooz to your clients and like,
Speaker 2: you know, get to know all of our advertisers. And
Speaker 2: then someone was very very excited to meet me, and
Speaker 2: but thought that.
Speaker 3: I was Jenny McCarthy. Which has happened? That happens a compliments.
Speaker 2: She doubled down on it too. She was like, she
Speaker 2: kept going.
Speaker 3: Who do you think I am?
Speaker 2: She goes Jenny McCarthy, and then the four women that
Speaker 2: I was taught that there were four women, they all
Speaker 2: started to talk amongst themselves about if I was Jenny
Speaker 2: McCarthy or not. And I was standing there and I
Speaker 2: just started to get hot all over and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'll be right back, you guys, And that's what I've been.
Speaker 3: There because I would I literally would have leaned into it.
Speaker 3: I would have been like, she's on the mast singer. Wait,
Speaker 3: do you think that they thought you were Jenny from
Speaker 3: nine to two and zero, but that your name was
Speaker 3: Jenny McCarthy.
Speaker 2: Always that they get the blonde and the name Jenny
Speaker 2: mixed up with the h.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it wasn't like they thought you were the
Speaker 3: host of Singled Out and the masked singer.
Speaker 2: No, no, the mail man. They just couldn't get the
Speaker 2: name Jenny McCarthy's mail before. That's weird, I go figure
Speaker 2: that out. I can't help you with that one, but
Speaker 2: it has happened. I got her mail and she got mine.
Speaker 3: What made me think of that? By the way, I
Speaker 3: don't even know. I don't know anyway, where were we God,
Speaker 3: we were talking about that really just glitched.
Speaker 2: Scene drug rehab. We started in the drug rehab in
Speaker 2: Detok Center, where Kelly is in therapy with her her doctor.
Speaker 2: I was that was kind of a weird cold open,
Speaker 2: didn't you think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I remember everything about this episode. I'm not
Speaker 3: even remembering that. Are you with the hot doctor?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, No.
Speaker 2: She's talking to her therapist on the couch and that's
Speaker 2: the only scene you see before the credits roll. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and she says there's thing about Colin.
Speaker 3: That she's very Oh, yes, of course you're like, I
Speaker 3: thought you were going to bring up Brandon. I did too.
Speaker 3: It's like waiting for that.
Speaker 2: Still she's still wasting energy on Colin, which is very upset.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's so weird, Like I thought you were going
Speaker 3: to be like, yes, but I think that really I'm
Speaker 3: in love with Brandon, Like I thought we were going
Speaker 3: to get that, and just like, no, we got your
Speaker 3: love for Colin.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We go to the peach Bit and that's where
Speaker 2: we find out that Steve has a bond that has
Speaker 2: matured and is worth twenty thousand dollars and he wants
Speaker 2: to blow it all on a Harley motorcycle.
Speaker 3: So dumb, so dumb, immensely dumb. I have a lot
Speaker 3: of respect for Claire for realizing how dumb it was.
Speaker 3: But then she gave in yeah, but that was then
Speaker 3: she said I'm never going on it again.
Speaker 2: I think that's a bad idea. I know a lot
Speaker 2: of people that ride motorcycles, and I love interest, but
Speaker 2: I think this was instigated by irons or maybe even
Speaker 2: all the boys were really into the motorcycles at this moment.
Speaker 2: They had just to make some money and now they
Speaker 2: were like playing with their toys.
Speaker 3: The stunt doubles are so bad, they're so obviously not them.
Speaker 3: And my favorite line of the whole episode, lean with me,
Speaker 3: Lean with me, like they're on the motorcycle and she
Speaker 3: felt good.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it just was weird.
Speaker 3: It's not even then you go the close up and
Speaker 3: then it backs up clearly not them, close up, clearly
Speaker 3: not them. I mean, oh, I don't even know. I
Speaker 3: don't even understand, and like, why why are we doing this?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just because it was fun. They wanted to do it,
Speaker 2: and so they did it. We see Valcum. It kind
Speaker 2: of disturbed David, though he says something about her smell.
Speaker 2: It's gonna haunt him forever. Yeah, so he's still into her,
Speaker 2: but at the same time he knows about Oh that's
Speaker 2: where he finds out about Valan Colin.
Speaker 3: Do you think she wears Eternity? What were some other nineties.
Speaker 2: I know what I wore in the nineties.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: Child?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Do you remember Drucar dru Cart?
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, and there was Calvin Klein was coming out.
Speaker 3: Then I did Eternity, and then it was so strong
Speaker 3: that I realized later why. First of all, I also
Speaker 3: wore this perfume called White Shoulders, which was basically like
Speaker 3: a drugstore perfum from the fifties. But I like that
Speaker 3: was so much better. I don't wear perfume now, do
Speaker 3: you I do.
Speaker 2: I love perfume.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. Yeah. I wear Dove soap. I had a
Speaker 3: boyfriend in college. I was like, you smell great. You
Speaker 3: smell like Ivory soap.
Speaker 2: Well he likes that smell.
Speaker 3: Yeah. In college I used Ivory and that it got
Speaker 3: was a little more drying, So I switched to Dove.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's all you get.
Speaker 2: Love me so much. They you want to tell us
Speaker 2: about your soap choices. Okay, they're talking about motorcycles and
Speaker 2: Brandon and Susan are headed for a three day trip
Speaker 2: to visit her parents in San Diego. And she's wound
Speaker 2: up tighter than a bee's honey.
Speaker 3: She's she had to sleep on the way home. She
Speaker 3: was so.
Speaker 2: Stressed that was she didn't want her hair messed up.
Speaker 2: I was the mom looking into it. This woman is like.
Speaker 3: Missus Martin worse, kind of worse. That lady looked famous too.
Speaker 2: At first I thought that was Candy Spelling.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, she does look like that lady.
Speaker 2: That wasn't her. Oh that whole peach pit and we
Speaker 2: see that Donna is sitting with Joe's brother, who flew
Speaker 2: in because Joe wanted to discuss his heart.
Speaker 3: Surgery with him UPS guy from he's the UPS guy
Speaker 3: from Legally.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it just came to me.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I think he's the dad. And Kyle x
Speaker 3: Y it's like like I just bopped in out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: But really good casting. I felt like they totally looked
Speaker 2: like they could be brothers.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, it was great casting and kind of.
Speaker 2: Nothing storyline the like why did he have to come
Speaker 2: to the peach pit.
Speaker 3: There's a scene at the end where I literally thought
Speaker 3: they were in Joe's hospital room. And then I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: they're at thet They're at the hotel. Well, and this
Speaker 3: guy gets a Bellman for two suitcascas.
Speaker 2: I saw that he couldn't carry. But they weren't rollies,
Speaker 2: you know, those were the kind head.
Speaker 3: There's three of them. They had to get a Bellman.
Speaker 2: Suitcases in the nineties like they were more rare, that's
Speaker 2: for sure. Early carry on suitcase come about.
Speaker 3: I was like a deafel bag girl in the nineties,
Speaker 3: Like I just threw that stuff over my shoulder. I
Speaker 3: don't think I think I had a suitcase.
Speaker 2: I didn't go many place.
Speaker 3: How did I pack in the nineties. I don't even
Speaker 3: remember having a bag.
Speaker 2: You didn't go anywhere? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I did. I went from Berkeley to Tahoe.
Speaker 2: How did I do in a car? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't go on an airplane. I did. Actually,
Speaker 3: I did go on an airplane in the nineties. I
Speaker 3: went to New Mexico, I went to New York, and
Speaker 3: I went to Seattle. All and my friend Carrie also
Speaker 3: says we went to La which I've completely blocked out,
Speaker 3: Like I think it was so traumatizing that. I have
Speaker 3: fully no memory of it. I'm like, when did we
Speaker 3: do that? I have no memory of that.
Speaker 2: I just saw you in LA and you were happy
Speaker 2: as a clam. You like traveling.
Speaker 3: I think you like it in my car. I love
Speaker 3: traveling in my car. You know I have a toilet
Speaker 3: in the car. It's just the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Amy, stop it.
Speaker 3: Everybody listening. If you travel on road trips on your
Speaker 3: own dm US or instagram us, somehow I need to
Speaker 3: get you guys the link to the car potty. Now,
Speaker 3: I get it. You're not gonna want to do it
Speaker 3: with other people in the car, although I do. You
Speaker 3: bop into the backseat, you go potty. It's in a bag,
Speaker 3: you throw it out. It saves me so much time,
Speaker 3: so much worry. I'm here for you. If anyone let
Speaker 3: us know if you want to hear more, and we'll
Speaker 3: do a car potty episode.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we won't be doing that. I'm just sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put my foot down there, but I love it.
Speaker 2: When my daughter were little, we had a car potty.
Speaker 2: But this you're talking about a grown adult having a Yeah.
Speaker 3: Just like you would have for your little ones. There's
Speaker 3: an adult sized it's a camping toilet. It's so amazing. Okay,
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. I originally got it
Speaker 3: during COVID and now I'm like, this is staying.
Speaker 2: Amy wants to talk. If you guys want to talk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I could do a whole episode about
Speaker 3: the car body. I could tricks of the car potty,
Speaker 3: the best way to use the car party. No, stop it.
Speaker 2: You want to get a sponsor from the car?
Speaker 3: Yes, I do Bed, Bath and Beyond. I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's still around anymore, but yes I do.
Speaker 2: So we were talking about how nervous Susan was to
Speaker 2: go meet her see her parents and introduce Brandon to
Speaker 2: her parents, especially since her sister died. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of in that household, which is understandable.
Speaker 3: Get it totally, Like I understood where everyone was coming from.
Speaker 3: It was kind of a classic sort of nineties drama moment,
Speaker 3: the friction between the mother and the daughter and the
Speaker 3: the memory of the sister and it's all resolved. But
Speaker 3: like it was, I didn't mind it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was filt random, totally random.
Speaker 3: The dad was so nice.
Speaker 2: The dad was cue.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of Jason Priestley's shirtless Did you like
Speaker 3: what in the bed scene? It was so like there
Speaker 3: was just so much of him shirtless. For me, I
Speaker 3: was like, whoa, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: I didn't I don't remember him shirtless, not one time.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, he's very shirtless. So when the mom
Speaker 3: comes in, Ohm.
Speaker 2: But he's sleeping covered. He's covered by the covers, not
Speaker 2: fully covered. It's a lot of a lot of Back
Speaker 2: to the back of the rundown. Okay, Donna and Joe
Speaker 2: meet Hank, who tells Joe that he shouldn't play foot
Speaker 2: anymore with or without the surgery, and then Johnna tries
Speaker 2: to interrupt that, and Hank basically tells her to butt
Speaker 2: out because this is a family matter, and then he wants.
Speaker 3: To randomness random, like like a decent storyline, but just
Speaker 3: so random.
Speaker 2: But it really wasn't even flushed out this storyline. It
Speaker 2: was kind of so superficial that you really didn't get invested.
Speaker 3: She's still dealing with the like things she found on
Speaker 3: the news.
Speaker 2: I'm a little over the let's fix Joe's heart thing
Speaker 2: that sounds terrible but so cute.
Speaker 3: Like I wish they would have given him a better
Speaker 3: storyline with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cute. I get it.
Speaker 3: You love, Like, maybe they should have talked about getting
Speaker 3: married and like sleeping together. I would have been juicy.
Speaker 2: Yep. We go and we meet Hamlet, Ruth and Gerald
Speaker 2: and Susan's dog.
Speaker 3: Oh, that was a huge, big dog. It's a really
Speaker 3: big dog. And she lives in quite a fancy mansion.
Speaker 2: Well, they're very fit. They seem very upper crusty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got some they got some dough, those key things.
Speaker 2: A little crusty and affluent.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The mom's a little upper but.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's very critical and she negative.
Speaker 3: She had a little Yeah, and the dad's so nice
Speaker 3: and jovial.
Speaker 2: I can't understand. I can't even imagine.
Speaker 3: Brandon handled it all fairly well. I felt like he
Speaker 3: didn't overstep, but he didn't underdo. I felt like he
Speaker 3: was navigating it.
Speaker 2: He was I felt like his bad jokes were good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and even like after the incident, he came down
Speaker 3: and loves some eggs and then she flies off and
Speaker 3: he's like I better go to her, and the mom's like, no,
Speaker 3: she needs not cool off. I'll do it, like, you know,
Speaker 3: like he didn't he wasn't just taking it, but he
Speaker 3: also wasn't like overstepping. He was very polite. Even when
Speaker 3: she's like, I'm so sorry, he's all no, no, no,
Speaker 3: Like I felt like he handled it well.
Speaker 2: He did very maturely.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well so except for this sneaking into her room, which
Speaker 2: I guess you should you could do if uh, you know,
Speaker 2: teen boys do these things.
Speaker 3: They're only in college, so it's sort of appropriate for
Speaker 3: a parent to have those rules for college kids. But
Speaker 3: they look so old. Yeah that I'm like, there's like
Speaker 3: a thirty five year old dude here, like, what, it's
Speaker 3: so cold?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the question is, at what age do
Speaker 2: parents let their kids share their room with their boyfriend
Speaker 2: or girlfriend?
Speaker 3: What age would you you're the mom.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think anybody should do what I do,
Speaker 2: just because you should use your own judgment. But I
Speaker 2: think when my kids were over the age of eighteen,
Speaker 2: and if they had a steady boyfriend of multiple years,
Speaker 2: two years at least, then I was a little more
Speaker 2: lenient with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't mean they're doing anything.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the rehab. I feel much safer there.
Speaker 2: Kelly gives Tara a Kashmir sweater.
Speaker 3: You took Dave home and your mom was like, no, no,
Speaker 3: are you going.
Speaker 2: Back to this sleeping in the same room. Okay, I
Speaker 2: can't imagine. It's weird. It is weird. As a parent,
Speaker 2: it's super super weird.
Speaker 3: Forty right when you started dating Dave older parties, Yeah,
Speaker 3: close enough. What if your mom was like no, no.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think she would have said that because three.
Speaker 3: Kids about boyd three kids? Okay. Anyway back to Tara Tara.
Speaker 2: Tara Tara Kashmir sweater.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so that was a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, David comes by, well, asks him about Colin, and
Speaker 2: then he reluctantly tells Kelly that Colon has been seeing Valerie,
Speaker 2: which is unbe believable yet so believable. How long has
Speaker 2: it been a week a day?
Speaker 3: I swear it's been like literally three days. Also, great
Speaker 3: acting again by you, Jenny, Like the pain was real,
Speaker 3: Like you really acted that, Like I'm hurt by this.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, I'm glad that it came across, because yeah,
Speaker 2: I came across. That would be really hard to wrap
Speaker 2: your head around, like so painful. I want to be
Speaker 2: with that guy anymore? And you knew that it wasn't
Speaker 2: he wasn't good for you. Also because she's like your
Speaker 2: nemesis and she was so like I want to get
Speaker 2: her claws in him the whole time. Oh makes it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't makes me angry at him because yeah, from her.
Speaker 3: So he's just gonna hurt her too.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: He's just gonna hurt her too, Like why is she
Speaker 3: going for this like drug addict?
Speaker 2: I really just don't know how this this character of
Speaker 2: Colon went from being this like mysterious, artistic, cool New
Speaker 2: York guy on the airplane with Kelly in the beginning
Speaker 2: of the season to now being like this deviant, horrible
Speaker 2: influence and person that is ruthless basically.
Speaker 3: Him now soly rested but I can't. We'll get to that.
Speaker 3: It's so you can't too good. That was just bizarre.
Speaker 3: But okay, wait, so we're seeing hints of Tara being
Speaker 3: a little questionable, not really yet, but just because we know.
Speaker 2: The only thing that's questionable is that wig she's wearing. Okay,
Speaker 2: well you'll find out why is is that a wig?
Speaker 2: Is she wearing a wig.
Speaker 3: In show?
Speaker 2: Like her character is choosing to wear a wig? Or
Speaker 2: are we supposed to believe that's her hair, is my question?
Speaker 3: Supposed to believe that's her hair? But hair is important
Speaker 3: because later, yeah, yeah, there is, do you remember? And
Speaker 3: so obviously I think they had to do something like
Speaker 3: give her the wig here so that it would work later,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: But the later is a wig too, So.
Speaker 3: Was it okay?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Maybe this is her real hair because
Speaker 3: later's a wig. Yeah, her hair is like weird.
Speaker 2: When did wigs get better? Because it certainly wasn't in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3: I think maybe I think they were better then, but
Speaker 3: they're really good now.
Speaker 2: I think that maybe it wasn't in the budget to
Speaker 2: have a good one.
Speaker 3: That's what I was about to say. I literally wanted
Speaker 3: to say that, and then I felt like that's too me.
Speaker 2: Oh I felt bad for her wearing that wig. But yeah,
Speaker 2: she's she's she's a little needy already.
Speaker 3: Like the sweater you ready for another friend eating a pie?
Speaker 3: It's just like, oh no, the doctor flirting doctor comes in.
Speaker 2: But are we just foreshadowing because we know?
Speaker 3: I'm sure I think so. I actually think so. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: That's a sweet girl and she's had yeah.
Speaker 3: I think if we were watching it with fresh eyes,
Speaker 3: virgin eyed, we would not see it yet.
Speaker 2: Yes. Then we go to the scene at Susan's parents'
Speaker 2: house where Ruth just cuts to the chase and asks
Speaker 2: if Brandon is sleeping her daughter, did you.
Speaker 3: See that bowl of peace? I've never seen so many
Speaker 3: peas in a bowl in my entire life.
Speaker 2: I got to go back and look at the peas.
Speaker 3: Now, my god, it was a deeping bowl of peas.
Speaker 3: Like I was just like, how are they going to
Speaker 3: eat that many peas?
Speaker 2: I don't love peas.
Speaker 3: Peas right now? Do you like peas? Yes? No, I
Speaker 3: like at a mammy and I like snap peas, but
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 2: Like cooked peas well, not if they're mushy.
Speaker 3: I don't like them no matter what.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she peas in her car and she doesn't
Speaker 2: like peas. Write it down, people, there's gonna veh a quiz. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe she.
Speaker 3: It was a massive bowld piece that was so crazy.
Speaker 2: It was a jaw dropper. We were like, oh my,
Speaker 2: did she just though?
Speaker 3: It was like, Yeah, this poor mom is so in
Speaker 3: need of a lot of therapy, which I understand. She's
Speaker 3: had like a traumatizing loss, which she brings up later
Speaker 3: and we all feel for her, but it's just like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it works, it does you. It all comes back
Speaker 2: around and makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We go to Collin's apartment in vad Is where we
Speaker 2: see Colin and val star gazing on the deck.
Speaker 1: It's just so this this whole just had me like
Speaker 1: and already he's saying, I promise to just be when
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'm only going to be with you,
Speaker 1: And so that is her basically green light to say,
Speaker 1: let's go to bed.
Speaker 3: Just uncomps. First of all, this guy is a drug
Speaker 3: addict who broke up with you, the love of his
Speaker 3: life four seconds ago. She wants commitment though, yes, like
Speaker 3: guy's a drug addict.
Speaker 2: Yes, clean right now when he's telling Bell that he
Speaker 2: wants only her.
Speaker 3: For thirty seconds, the sketchy drug guy is coming any minute,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then we cut to Kelly's rehab where she is
Speaker 2: opening up to Tara and says that she feels like
Speaker 2: killing Valerie.
Speaker 3: That was nuts.
Speaker 2: That that was nuts, Okay, harsh, you know that was
Speaker 2: really nuts. What I want to do? I want to
Speaker 2: kill her.
Speaker 3: I thought there was some sort of foreshadowing there too.
Speaker 3: So Tara when she goes crazy, I mean there is.
Speaker 2: That's that's the only reason that that line could.
Speaker 3: Exist, correct, because the line was really jarring and uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: No, that's not something young people say or joke about.
Speaker 3: And that's not something Kelly Taylor says.
Speaker 2: Or definitely, I mean, even if you feel like I
Speaker 2: want a killer like that kind of I want to
Speaker 2: kill somebody.
Speaker 3: The finest thing I've ever said is I want to
Speaker 3: I want to punch that per person.
Speaker 2: I want to kill someone.
Speaker 3: First of all, I can't. I would never say that
Speaker 3: for twenty million reasons. Twenty million reasons, one being I've
Speaker 3: watched so many Lifetime movies that my fears that person
Speaker 3: will always end up dead and then they're like you
Speaker 3: once said it, So I never utter that ever.
Speaker 2: That'spect number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never even try to think those things because
Speaker 3: I'm afraid some mind reader could be like you thought it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, how many times in your life
Speaker 2: have you thought I want zero dead milch zero too
Speaker 2: black and white.
Speaker 3: No, I have a way better thing away, I.
Speaker 2: Have a way better thing. Wait are you about to say,
Speaker 2: like when you wish someone ill when you're so mad
Speaker 2: at someone, what is it that you think in your
Speaker 2: mind or even say sometimes that you wish would happen
Speaker 2: to that person.
Speaker 3: You want to tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Speaker 3: I'll tell okay, you tell me yours.
Speaker 2: I wish you get diarrhea?
Speaker 3: Is that what you say? God, have we had this
Speaker 3: conversation before, because that's what that's literally what I do too.
Speaker 3: I picture them having diarrhea like in their pants, like
Speaker 3: you know, the diarrhea that's like kind of painful. And
Speaker 3: also what I do is when I picture that, it
Speaker 3: brings them down. Like in my mind, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: they have diarrhea too, Like it's fine, Like all you
Speaker 3: have to do, Like if you have any jealousy for someone,
Speaker 3: just picture them have diarrhea.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe this is what we are talking about.
Speaker 3: I can like Brad Pitt, he's had diarrhea for sure.
Speaker 2: If you break it down, everybody is human.
Speaker 3: Everyone's had diarrhea.
Speaker 2: First of all, I have never had diarrhea. Amy, are
Speaker 2: you serious? No, he's just.
Speaker 3: Kidding, But I don't frequently have the opposite.
Speaker 2: Diarrhea is like my main way I know that this
Speaker 2: is your dream topic. So we're just going to keep moving.
Speaker 2: We go back to the beach house where Joe comes
Speaker 2: over and basically he tells Donna that his brother convinced
Speaker 2: him not to move forward with the surgery because his
Speaker 2: football dreams are also shattered after an injury.
Speaker 3: The whole storyline is a yawn fest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like I'm not interested.
Speaker 3: And then Donna in the empty quad everyone's at the beach, like, no,
Speaker 3: they're not, they're not. You just didn't afford background actors
Speaker 3: today because they're not all at the beach. Like what
Speaker 3: on a three day weekend? What three day weekend? What
Speaker 3: three day weekend? Is it ground dog Day? Well, it
Speaker 3: was a three day weekend in the show. But like,
Speaker 3: because maybe that's why they're going to San Diego. But
Speaker 3: I don't think we really lean into which one. Oh right, okay, Leapier,
Speaker 3: but that's not a three day weekend. You don't get
Speaker 3: a holiday for leap Heer. But the banks are open.
Speaker 3: But anyway, who cares whatever, everyone's at the beach.
Speaker 2: Fins or something. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they call it turned about now I.
Speaker 2: Don't even anyway, anyway, I don't either Steve convintions hop
Speaker 2: on his hardly, but she hates it. After a few
Speaker 2: seconds after he gives her one spin around the parking
Speaker 2: lot and he refuses, she refuses to write. And you
Speaker 2: know that parking lot was right by the soundstage that
Speaker 2: was in van Ey's, right down the street, so convenient
Speaker 2: for the crew.
Speaker 3: That's where you went. They went out on the road
Speaker 3: and here's what I'm thinking. They're riding the motorcycle as
Speaker 3: you TV people do where it's on a truck, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Were the close ups and then
Speaker 3: they had the real motors cycle stunt deviles doing the
Speaker 3: turns lean with me, I'm just like, this is atrocious.
Speaker 2: I know who really was into Harley's but that was
Speaker 2: their dream, no connection, so dumb. So then that's where
Speaker 2: we see Brandon sneak out to sleep with Susan. And
Speaker 2: then he gets stopped by the dog by Hamlet. So
Speaker 2: he is so smart and he starts what does he start?
Speaker 2: He starts speaking Shakespeareanto the Dog God.
Speaker 3: I think I blinked during this because I didn't remember.
Speaker 3: This part worked for me.
Speaker 2: Because in seeing previous Brandon said, I don't speak I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: Anything act and then he's he was like to be
Speaker 4: or not, like, yeah, I miss that whole scene. I
Speaker 4: must have gone to the bathroom or something because I
Speaker 4: don't remember.
Speaker 2: I was interested. And then we go back and we
Speaker 2: see Valerie. She wakes up to a call from call
Speaker 2: and telling her how beautiful last night was and thanking her.
Speaker 2: So weird, so they didn't she didn't sleep over.
Speaker 3: I guess not, But it's just weird. It's just weird.
Speaker 2: It's just weird that it's so fast. It's too fast,
Speaker 2: it's too fair.
Speaker 3: And then David and the off comes into the office
Speaker 3: and oh, it's a friendly visit, like it's just so
Speaker 3: oh god, it was very a lot of like drama,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, carving out little channel's avenues of like drama,
Speaker 3: and like David should be hurt. I get it, like
Speaker 3: he should be hurt, but also, why are you going
Speaker 3: and talking to her?
Speaker 2: Is he going there?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Then Danny five comes back and he basically puts cocaine
Speaker 2: up Collin's nose.
Speaker 3: So was he one of the drug dealer? So yeah,
Speaker 3: he was the one that went into the bedroom with
Speaker 3: the other drug addict, right, so many gross.
Speaker 2: He basically forces Colon to snort the cocaine to try
Speaker 2: this new stuff, and then he puts it in his pocket,
Speaker 2: puts it in his hand. That's just not just.
Speaker 3: Leading us to the High Speed Jays, which was everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and then we go back to San Diego
Speaker 2: and we see the really you know, I think I
Speaker 2: thought it was a really good scene. Yeah, the mom
Speaker 2: and Susan kind of everything comes to a head and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah this is at the breakfast with the very
Speaker 3: fancy china for breakfast but fans and like a very
Speaker 3: fancy coffee cup but so tiny, a tiny little tea cup.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's espresso, and it's like green spoed.
Speaker 2: Just a thought that was a good scene. And I
Speaker 2: thought that, yeah, you know, Susan get all that out
Speaker 2: and off her chests.
Speaker 3: And that's why I thought Brandon handled it very well.
Speaker 2: Yeah he didn't.
Speaker 3: Rand's a good dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just kind of dude, but he didn't.
Speaker 3: Just take it right. It's good.
Speaker 2: Then we see this is where the weird peach Pie
Speaker 2: scene comes, where Claire and Donna show up at Kelly's
Speaker 2: Pie to go for one bite and then they.
Speaker 3: Leave and skidaddled so fad. She's like, I've gotta go
Speaker 3: and I've gotta go.
Speaker 2: Okay, what was the point of that scene? Does anybody know?
Speaker 3: I think to just keep the door, to have the
Speaker 3: hot doctor to come on. You're the hot doctor, the
Speaker 3: hot doctor, and she's like, mo, Mama told me to
Speaker 3: marry a doctor, Like is.
Speaker 2: Donna drunk in that scene? And she's like giddy off
Speaker 2: of the sugar from the pie.
Speaker 3: And the doctor. And then I think we're to see
Speaker 3: a little more of Tara, like a lot of Tara
Speaker 3: sort of Oh, I wish I had friends like.
Speaker 2: Yours and they're so great.
Speaker 3: Do you have?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So it was like kind of twofold scene, and I
Speaker 3: think we want to introduce the hot doctor.
Speaker 2: What's the deal with the hot doctor?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you date him later? He's cute, which
Speaker 3: I haven't. I can't remember enough to be like, how
Speaker 3: do they get around? How inappropriate that is? But I
Speaker 3: don't remember. And then Tara causes all kinds of problems.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that happen on every like hospital show? Somebody dates it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on Shrinking right now. Harrison Ford starts dating
Speaker 3: his doctor. I'm all for it on that show. You'd
Speaker 3: like that show?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like it. Let's see. Then we go back
Speaker 2: to California University.
Speaker 3: And we talk about this is the empty quad.
Speaker 2: Joe and his hard brother and Donna.
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. She's like, I think that you just
Speaker 3: don't want to have the football career that you didn't have. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like Donna's psychoanalyzing, like how right she met this guy
Speaker 3: four seconds ago? She barely knows Joe.
Speaker 2: But okay, okay, we go back to each pit and
Speaker 2: then we see, uh that Steve is really trying to
Speaker 2: get clear back on the Oh my god.
Speaker 3: How about when he says, I'm gonna basically dump.
Speaker 2: You it's me. It's like I'm gonna ride alone if
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 3: It was so.
Speaker 2: Is She said, Okay, that's not like correct because.
Speaker 3: He threatened her like I would have been. Claire would
Speaker 3: have been like no and now double.
Speaker 2: Now, and she'd be like bye huh.
Speaker 3: Instead she gets on the weird bike with a weird
Speaker 3: Claire helmet.
Speaker 2: And that's his outfit. David says to Valerie, you didn't
Speaker 2: wait long to hop on Colin.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, can we talk about Steve's motorcycle jacket
Speaker 3: with his white turtleneck? Oh god.
Speaker 2: The turtleneck.
Speaker 3: It's a white turtleneck.
Speaker 2: O white turtleneck when they ride a Harley. What are
Speaker 2: you talking about?
Speaker 3: It's not even a turtleneck sweater, guys, it's a thin
Speaker 3: layer what you wore for skiing in the eighties. It's
Speaker 3: left over from Yeah, I think I wore that with
Speaker 3: a sweater vest over it in the eighties. Anyway, the
Speaker 3: whole episode is nomenal. Keep coming.
Speaker 2: David says that don't. Colin's going to bring val down
Speaker 2: just like you did, Kelly and Valerie.
Speaker 3: Clearly yes, Kelly, so oh yeah, she's so strong, she's
Speaker 3: so fragile as a little little bird.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, Well sometimes I want to believe that. H
Speaker 2: On the road back home, Susan's.
Speaker 3: Good, She's sleeping, like it's so random, she's had it,
Speaker 3: and I don't really. First of all, I get it
Speaker 3: she was tired, but like, why why they weren't write
Speaker 3: that in Susan's sleeping Why?
Speaker 2: Maybe because it was very emotionally taxing for her, I
Speaker 2: guess yeah. And we also get to see what a
Speaker 2: good guy Brandon is that he let her sleep, you know,
Speaker 2: he's a good dude. And then guess what wrap it up?
Speaker 2: Tie that bow. Hank says goodbye to Joe and Donna
Speaker 2: and says that the family won't stand in the way
Speaker 2: of his surgery.
Speaker 3: You the bellman, You the bellman.
Speaker 2: How much do you think he's gonna tip that guy
Speaker 2: five dollars? Two bucks?
Speaker 3: Like? Literally, isn't suposed to be a dollar suitcase? Like,
Speaker 3: why are you making that guy carry that stuff?
Speaker 2: It's not a dollar suitcase anymore? Have you noticed?
Speaker 3: I try to give a twenty, like a.
Speaker 2: Twenty no, regardless of whatever it is. That's the tips.
Speaker 3: If I have one hundred backs, I probably get forty.
Speaker 3: I try to be generous. Well, yeah, I try not
Speaker 3: to use a bellman, though I don't. I don't want
Speaker 3: to use a bellman. I find it annoyment. I'd rather
Speaker 3: take a couple of times same. And it's just like
Speaker 3: I don't want to hurry up.
Speaker 2: And wait, y yeah, in my room, I want to
Speaker 2: like unzip and get it out and do my thing too.
Speaker 3: I'll just take two trips. I don't really stand hotels.
Speaker 3: Whatever if I did, I'll just carry it.
Speaker 2: And then we go to the best part of the
Speaker 2: whole show.
Speaker 3: Literally worth the price of admission. It is so good.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, is this really happening. My favorite thing,
Speaker 2: not only one of my favorite things about living in
Speaker 2: LA is the chance that, oh my god, there's a
Speaker 2: police chase on Tipee. Everything in our house stops and
Speaker 2: we all stand in front of the TV like trans So.
Speaker 3: Sometimes so we don't really have them up here, or
Speaker 3: they don't televise them. No, so sometimes I'll get a
Speaker 3: text on my phone from KTLA that says like police pursuit,
Speaker 3: and then I literally try to watch it streaming because
Speaker 3: I want to watch it so bad. I'm like, these
Speaker 3: are and they never end any other way than.
Speaker 2: Caught, right, But it depends on like the level of intensity,
Speaker 2: like correct, But I've never seen someone escape. This was
Speaker 2: pretty good. This was very well shot. I thought it
Speaker 2: very well.
Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of this was expensive? What
Speaker 3: is he driving? What is that an old shoe box? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I remember those, but this was expensive. This had like
Speaker 3: multiple shots then panning to you guys. First of all,
Speaker 3: Claire and Steve know it's him, but how they know
Speaker 3: it's him?
Speaker 2: I feel like some of that was be like footage,
Speaker 2: because I think that they match that car to a
Speaker 2: car that they had footage of a car chase, oh way,
Speaker 2: because there's parts of when you see that from the
Speaker 2: aerial shot, the guy driving a car is clearly wearing
Speaker 2: a red jacket like something red and calling the red whoa.
Speaker 2: So my feeling is because how could they possibly afford
Speaker 2: to produce all of that with a helicopter shot on
Speaker 2: top of the rest of the episode.
Speaker 3: Although I actually probably think it wouldn't be that expensive.
Speaker 3: You get one helicopter, you shoot it, it might not
Speaker 3: be that expensive. That being said, First of all, it
Speaker 3: was absurd. He's in this weird, sketchy like dump and
Speaker 3: then the police are not chasing him, right. The police
Speaker 3: are coming in.
Speaker 2: They come in to like bust, what's happening inside?
Speaker 3: There was a car ahead. They were following some sort
Speaker 3: of sitting that.
Speaker 2: Like voiceover, and he's like, oh god, I have cocaine
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was like, they're not after you, dude,
Speaker 3: They're not.
Speaker 2: After you out and then so then they follow on why.
Speaker 3: Didn't he just like open the door and dumb right,
Speaker 3: they weren't. They weren't after him, and then he escapes
Speaker 3: and then suddenly they're chasing him. But he had committed
Speaker 3: no crime that we know.
Speaker 2: Of he was holding a vial of cocaine.
Speaker 3: Amy, Okay, seriously break this down, right, If it was
Speaker 3: a drug bust, they wouldn't have been chasing that first car.
Speaker 3: So the cops pull in and they're chasing that like
Speaker 3: blue sedan, right, crazy driver, Yeah, pulls in and one
Speaker 3: cop car kind of blocks in Colin, and then Colin's like,
Speaker 3: oh no, I have coke. First of all, he has
Speaker 3: a very small amount of coke, so at worst he's
Speaker 3: busted for having coke. But he's not like a drug dealer, right.
Speaker 3: He then peels out and they forget the criminal they
Speaker 3: were chasing, and now they're chasing the van, who really,
Speaker 3: if this is the right word, ostendably did nothing wrong
Speaker 3: except leave this scary situation with all these police.
Speaker 2: They have no reason to be chasing him.
Speaker 3: But yet full chase, full o j chase. And then
Speaker 3: they are tim Yet I don't know what the crime
Speaker 3: is because.
Speaker 2: Well Eve just not pulling over the crime is, yeah,
Speaker 2: and also devading police dangerous though.
Speaker 3: Dumb, yet amazing.
Speaker 2: But then we see we see David is watching the
Speaker 2: news from the peach pit. Everybody happens to be watching
Speaker 2: the news at that very very moment waitress and she
Speaker 2: sees the news.
Speaker 3: She's better than a soap opera.
Speaker 2: And then Kelly sees it from the hospital.
Speaker 3: Hers with the tears just streaming down, and then we
Speaker 3: linger for a long time on Kelly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the moment I think where she's like, this
Speaker 2: is over, like she's I mean, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: He's in the next episode, complete mess. Also, that should
Speaker 3: have been your Emmy because it was really good. But
Speaker 3: also Tara is like, oh I love him.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, did you see the look on her face,
Speaker 2: like as she's watching Kelly and you're like, I don't
Speaker 2: smild she had this creepy like she was satisfied by
Speaker 2: it somehow.
Speaker 3: The whole thing was amazing. It was amazing all around
Speaker 3: the fact that Claire and Steve are watching and then
Speaker 3: they it's like they know they call Valerie, Well who
Speaker 3: is that? Just come? Look, it's like they know it's
Speaker 3: it's calling, Like on what world would you assume it's calling?
Speaker 2: And everyone's assuming in the car chase never never.
Speaker 3: And it's just so good, and it's just then they
Speaker 3: row him down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, we were watching that. Lola said to me, Mom,
Speaker 2: what if that was Dave what if Dave was in
Speaker 2: the card, like we were watching the news and it
Speaker 2: was Dave Wull That'd be crazy.
Speaker 3: God, what would you do if you saw someone you
Speaker 3: know get just arrested thrown down on the cement street asphalt? Sorry,
Speaker 3: guess it's not cement asphalt.
Speaker 2: I do think he looked kind of cute though, when
Speaker 2: he was getting arrested.
Speaker 3: He did. I've seen that clip like maybe a lot
Speaker 3: of times. That guy's cute in real life. I remember
Speaker 3: him full third watch, but he's so awful in this
Speaker 3: And that's why I didn't care for him on third
Speaker 3: watch because I was like, Oh, you're so fault.
Speaker 2: Or is it the is it the character, the writing
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 3: Character, character, It's not his fault. Black Guy's probably a
Speaker 3: great guy.
Speaker 2: Amy, What do you give this episode?
Speaker 3: Ten? A ten plus A ten A ten plus plus.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what I was watching, but I loved it.
Speaker 2: Oh great, so good. Wait what's our next episode?
Speaker 3: Ooh?
Speaker 2: Season six, episode twenty four, Coming Out, Getting Out, Going Out?
Speaker 3: Whoa, Oh wow, I think some of us get out?
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: This was a great episode.
Speaker 2: Who was coming out?
Speaker 3: Nobody heating up?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe Seed is coming out getting out?
Speaker 3: Going out. Alin'm getting out of jail, going out. No,
Speaker 3: maybe you're getting out of rehab.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of things happening. Oh money, Yep, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be good. Whatever.
Speaker 3: Man, this was a wild one. Oh wild.
Speaker 2: I'm so in now all of a sudden, middle of season,
Speaker 2: the middle of season.
Speaker 3: No, no, we're almost We've got like seven more episodes,
Speaker 3: so it's we're really kind of coming to the the height.
Speaker 3: We're gonna really watch Tara, Tara become unhinged. I think
Speaker 3: we're rid of callin pretty soon.
Speaker 2: Loved it, loved it ten ten, ten. The best line
Speaker 2: was from Brandon when he says I don't know Macbeth
Speaker 2: from McDonald's, and then he needs to recite Shakespeare to
Speaker 2: the dogs, so go figure.
Speaker 3: I just loved it all, loved it all.
Speaker 2: We love you guys, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: Hit me up about the car party. Hit me up
Speaker 3: about the car party.
Speaker 2: Oh God, please please make it stop. Okay,