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Speaker 3: I don't know what the Supreme Court is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they did, or if they're going

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Speaker 3: If they did, oh, they better not if it's bad,

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Speaker 2: Can I say what? I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: It's and I don't know if it is to me,

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Speaker 2: And as far as I'm concerned, if it's happened already.

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Speaker 3: There there's six New York comedians left and there, and

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Speaker 1: And one of them is Joe Firestone. She can fit

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Speaker 1: Right, and Joe, you don't live in New York anymore,

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Speaker 3: X uh and the specials were performing right the stage.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Microp, you want me to just pop in?

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Speaker 3: I wake up at seven because I am Squeal Team seven.

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Speaker 3: And you know what I say, Yes, you do, and

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Speaker 2: Because science is saying now.

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Speaker 4: You know, I got infection in both eyes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you you were, you were trying to bring

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Speaker 4: Well, we've been on. We've been on a hiatus.

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Speaker 2: Someone gave you.

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Speaker 1: The ages, you know, if someone gave me the infection.

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Speaker 4: You know, because I'm high five and people constantly at work.

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Speaker 4: I high five you.

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Speaker 2: High five courtesy high five.

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Speaker 1: Joe, please help me. Please. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: When when was the operation?

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Speaker 4: It's happening right now.

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Speaker 4: It's been going on for a week.

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Speaker 2: The podcast Hollywood Handbook? Would you like to join me?

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Speaker 4: Stop it?

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Speaker 3: No, you you order it and you open it up

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Speaker 4: I'm driving a car that doesn't go but for sixty

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Speaker 1: And I hear you guys are having a very good year.

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Speaker 4: Oh come on, m Sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I never heard of There goes another rubber tree plant. Joe,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Sorry, Aunt, this one's mine.

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Speaker 4: Come on, okay, come on, no, come on now, don't know,

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Speaker 4: this podcast is nampo, nampo, nap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.

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Speaker 4: Or Young New Buildings?

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Speaker 4: Knew formed new buildings.

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Speaker 2: And is this what we're pushing around town?

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Speaker 1: And these Mini Coopers? Yes, And even the cars are

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Speaker 4: It just it just people are always saying are you hiding? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Are you inside of a cabinet right now? And there's

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Speaker 3: And this is not and this is not to disparage.

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Speaker 2: I talk about it.

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Speaker 3: This is interesting and maybe this is something you could

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: It's give it.

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Speaker 2: Hand it to Tad, right, he'll do something with it.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, there they go again and their eyes are

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Speaker 2: But I interrupted you what we were gonna say.

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Speaker 1: You went to the magic Castle.

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Speaker 4: They make you dress up everywhere you're driving up hill.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how. I don't know how people are

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Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, it's scary. Could be anything over there.

449
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 4: That's what I feel, and I don't. I don't understand it.

450
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 4: There's I just find that things are different here in

451
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 4: a way that I'm not quite ready for.

452
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: The magic Castle is visible from the street. I didn't

453
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 1: think if it was. I mean, to some of us,

454
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 1: I should, Yeah, I shouldn't, you know, just like take

455
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: my own experience put it on everyone. But and the

456
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: and the dressing up. Yeah, they made you put on

457
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: a little get up.

458
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 2: You know why it might be visible to you from

459
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 2: the street. You don't have two eye infections?

460
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 4: What are you doing here?

461
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 2: What are you?

462
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 4: What do you do here? An ideal?

463
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it'd be great to have some help

464
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: on this particular one.

465
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 4: I ask you though, I ask you though we started

466
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 4: at the very beginning. Ideally situation, Yeah, Okay. You you

467
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 4: start recording, Kevin says pushing start, and you have a guest.

468
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: That when Kevin's is pushing start, it sounds.

469
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 4: Say it how you normally say it, push start.

470
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

471
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: Wait, So what we might do is initiate a big,

472
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: meaty premise, a premise dripping with rendered fats.

473
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, roasting in its own juice, like this premise.

474
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: Like only New York Comedy can save us from from

475
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: this dastardly Supreme Court.

476
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 3: And then you and then you might say, like I'd

477
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 3: rather have a crunch trap Supreme you know what I mean?

478
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 3: Like you'd come, you'd come flying in with like a

479
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 3: classic irreverent.

480
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: That's kind of what we've gotten used to with some

481
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: of our other guests.

482
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: Some of our guests are just like, like, who who

483
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 2: have we had on the show.

484
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: We just had Jim o hare in here?

485
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 2: Jim O'Hare was doing.

486
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: You are you so incredulous that Jim O'Hare, I trust

487
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: hair was great, barreled a line drive into the second name.

488
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 4: One other guest. That was good because I I never

489
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 4: find myself walking away with a smile on my face.

490
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 4: I feel myself grow six inches shorter. I'm walking around

491
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 4: waddling after this, like I got a big spanking and

492
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 4: I don't like that feeling. Kevin says, oh, please come back.

493
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: You guys loved you, because some people do like getting.

494
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 4: A Kevin says, please, said he had a great time.

495
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 4: I said, I don't think I did, Kevin. Kevin says,

496
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 4: you did. I got the emails to prove it. He's

497
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 4: putting it in bold letters. I say, the guys don't

498
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 4: want me back, and he goes, He goes, no, no,

499
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 4: trust me. I talk to the guys every day. They

500
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 4: want you back. Meanwhile, I'm running into shown on the street.

501
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: What street did you? We don't have to talk, so you're.

502
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: Running into you with your with the there's a street

503
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: after the Will Smith Superhero movie.

504
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: So there's a street. Yeah, so there's a street in

505
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 2: l A.

506
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: It is l A.

507
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 2: It's a town where movies are made.

508
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 3: So the Will Smith superhero movie Hancock has its own

509
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 3: street now.

510
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: And we both we.

511
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: Both shop there and uh, it's.

512
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: A monster low card. We could. Let's let's relax except me,

513
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: I'm going to go crazy.

514
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: It's mostly liquor stores if you've ever seen Hancock, but.

515
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 3: It's but yes, we were there I saw you. I

516
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 3: thought that went well.

517
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: How did you feel about us seeing each other?

518
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 4: I said, oh, oh he's putting on airs.

519
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 2: Gracious me? And in what way?

520
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 4: Oh it's good to see you. Oh, come do the show.

521
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 4: I said, who are you, Kevin? I've never seen this

522
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 4: behavior out of you.

523
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you make them a little nervous.

524
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, what you think about that?

525
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: That?

526
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 2: I'm more scared of you than your I said, what.

527
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 4: A nice dog. I put my hand in the dog's mouth.

528
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 4: I said, try to bite me, wouldn't.

529
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: I got a little nervous that you did something like that.

530
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 3: It was a little unusual that you immediately reached into

531
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 3: the dogs.

532
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: You know.

533
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: That's a New York thing.

534
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 4: Time to drive better? Shiit than seat all the way back?

535
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

536
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: We put a computer.

537
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 4: It's over the wheel.

538
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: Your seat is on top of.

539
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 4: The like number seven.

540
00:28:53,760 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm really trying trying to visualize it. Yeah, I'm sure

541
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:05,719
Speaker 1: you're right. I've just tried to put all the visual

542
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: components together and line them up just right.

543
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think I have it.

544
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 4: My head is the tip of the seven.

545
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: That's gotta be it, that's gotta be that's going to

546
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 3: be farther away.

547
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 4: But how are you my thoracic section.

548
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: Or is that there is that you know about this stuff?

549
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

550
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 3: I do?

551
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: Is that different than the thoracic and the thorax?

552
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 2: It's interesting, I they're closed and obviously the root.

553
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: Word right, the Latin root word that we're working for

554
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 3: from here, thora birch, is similar, but thoracic and thorax.

555
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: The thoracic spine.

556
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 3: Is located within the thorax, right, But it's not necessarily

557
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 3: the entirety of the thorax, which also includes the muscles

558
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 3: you would use to swing an axe if you were

559
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 3: thor We think of thor having a hammer.

560
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you have a paper room pen? Ye?

561
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.

562
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna draw.

563
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: You've got to draw this.

564
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 5: You don't.

565
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: Do you have a paperom pen?

566
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: Yes?

567
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: And then he just leaves. So fucking guy left.

568
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: So when you got here in your car and you

569
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: pulled up to the lot that you do a thoracic park.

570
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 4: Kevin, you didn't hear what just happened. But do you

571
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,479
Speaker 4: mind if you had to delete it?

572
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: Joe?

573
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 4: Oh, this is just like this picture.

574
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: It's just like the picture. Yes, it's just like the

575
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: picture from the from the just like the picture right there.

576
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 4: Incredible.

577
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we used to sell those or not sell them.

578
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: We used to offer them. We used to offer them

579
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: for sale. I don't think that selling isn't necessarily the word.

580
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: If we're really trying to be accurate, here was it?

581
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 2: Just like we made it?

582
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: Made them available for sale. Do we get a hat

583
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: for Joe?

584
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: She's got it. Yeah no, sorry, Kevin's got it for her.

585
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: And we're only giving it I and I look, look

586
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: I love the summer variant. I love it, and I

587
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: think it's a good fit for Joe. Okay, I see.

588
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 2: Well this is why I said, how are you reaching them?

589
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: There?

590
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 2: It is she drew, I did sell I actually did

591
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: have it.

592
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: As the seven. And that's what you think you look like.

593
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: Her face is above the wheel, she's like reaching down.

594
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: You're you have to sort of ignore the arms for

595
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: it to be a seven in a way as well?

596
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: Can you can you just put it on the camera

597
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: keeping on glass like Natalie told, please, are we getting

598
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: this Kevin? Okay? And now this is you know, we're

599
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: trying to drive people to the video feels. You know,

600
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: that's the hat, that's a hat pack hat.

601
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: What are the retail for.

602
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 2: Well, what do you well, I take a take a guess.

603
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: Thirty dollars plus. That would be a fair price. That's

604
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 2: a great guess.

605
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 4: You trying to make a fool of me. He's just

606
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 4: whispered to make say, thirty dollars dollars long that was.

607
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 2: You know, but we didn't. I can't make you feel

608
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: anything didn't. I can't make.

609
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: That one. It's true.

610
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 2: I'm trying to move units. The end of the day.

611
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 3: You go off, you live your life. You you have

612
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 3: a TV show, you do all this stuff, and I

613
00:32:53,320 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 3: am We're still hot sales, and so our relationship takes

614
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 3: some bumps and bruises along the way. And the name

615
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: of moving hats, getting these things onto heads, that's a sacrifice.

616
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: I have. You got mer You got a merch'll Simon Merch.

617
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 3: Prayer for Owen Merchie just tires out. That's what Simon

618
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 3: Merch was based on. That's the John Irving book that

619
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 3: Simon Merch was based on. Uh yeah, so the the

620
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,479
Speaker 3: peacock'sor Merch Yeah.

621
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa. There was no merch component to the Peacock Special.

622
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 4: No, no, no.

623
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: And none of it like none of the the like

624
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: the little cohort doesn't have a merch game going.

625
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 5: You know, take me to merch.

626
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 3: I'll purchase some shirts and oh, buy a big hat.

627
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

628
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: It's just like we do. We have big ones.

629
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 4: Now, Garth Brooks alter ego, Chris Gaines, Who do you

630
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 4: like better? And who do you think is who? Among

631
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 4: the two of you?

632
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: Which one of us is guard I think that's obvious.

633
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna say it, but I think it's

634
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: pretty obvious. Have to get Kevin's on the same page.

635
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: Kevin knows, We're all Kevin knows which, and we're all

636
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: fine with and everybody is okay with it.

637
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: And they're both talented in their own way.

638
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 7: Kevin, I want to say, at the same time, Joe Yeah,

639
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 7: one two three, Shawn's Garth one two three, the Queen Wait, Chris, Chris.

640
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: Waynams, Garth algar Remember yeah, m.

641
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: Hm no, no, like this is a New York thinging this.

642
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 3: Remember, hands them a little pip cup that's not gonna

643
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 3: hold big vomit like the gentleman would have generated the.

644
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: Gentlemen of that size. So you guys are it's not

645
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: part of it. Huh, It's not part of the New

646
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: York see like like here we move merch. This is

647
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: what we do out here. Do you see? Do you

648
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying? Like merch is part of it?

649
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 4: I went I went on tour for six.

650
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: Shows, okay, and this is this is a lot or

651
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: a little. I can't tell the way you're saying.

652
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 2: I can tell it before it was before the hiatus

653
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: or it is.

654
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 4: Okay, so I brought you know, I.

655
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 3: Know the hiatus has been a distressing experience.

656
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 4: I went on tour for six shows.

657
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, where were they?

658
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 4: Michigan?

659
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 2: She Goago, Michigan, Michigan, Michigan, Chicago.

660
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: Hello, Michigan. It's like it's I mean, good for you, dude.

661
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome the entire state.

662
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: That's not what I was kind of expecting.

663
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 2: Damn, that's crazy.

664
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 4: Oh I went to Los Angeles. You want me to

665
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 4: say that.

666
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 3: No, No, I've just said that would have meant I

667
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 3: didn't get an invite for a VIP seat. You're doing

668
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 3: a show in Los Angeles, I expect vi IP seating.

669
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: The invite, little tape, little piece of tape on.

670
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 2: It, my name, a little special badge.

671
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, like a sheriff's badge.

672
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's right, the sheriff of the audience.

673
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 3: If anybody starts tackling, guess what they answer to me

674
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: and my six guns.

675
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 4: I went on tour six places and I brought.

676
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: I brought six six shooter six gun.

677
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 4: Kah, you think I should have called my tour six

678
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 4: guns six shooter.

679
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: Six guns sick all that? We all like it? What

680
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 1: did you got it?

681
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: What did you call it?

682
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 4: I don't remember it this time.

683
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like it was better.

684
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 4: Okay, So then so then I uh so then you know,

685
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 4: I was like, maybe I should get merched for this,

686
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 4: and then I you know, I didn't. I didn't plan

687
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 4: enough ahead. So I did say I did sell my

688
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 4: Fruits games, which I have publicized on.

689
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 2: This show, talked at games.

690
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I sold ten Fruits games at each other.

691
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 4: That's sixty Fruits games.

692
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: And he went so crazy that you like, you walked

693
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: out of here waddling because you've got a big spanking

694
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: because we promoted your Fruits game too aggressively.

695
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 4: You know what.

696
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: You know what it's like, how many Fruits games? So

697
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 3: you sold sixty on the tour, how many you sell

698
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 3: from doing this show.

699
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: We don't know. We like there was never an opportunity

700
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: for us to get a code. No offer code mentioned.

701
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: But I know because you didn't want to know.

702
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 3: I promise you the sickos that listen to this thing,

703
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 3: they had to be shelling out for the fruits game.

704
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 4: What's your promo code for the hats?

705
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 2: Fucking www dot full price?

706
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 5: And also like, how much do the cats cost?

707
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: The hats cost twenty nine dollars? It's just twenty nine dollars?

708
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 4: Can you say hats there?

709
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: Sure you said cats? You agree? You said cats?

710
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 4: Okay, it's just slipping the tongue. Joe, Yeah, I want

711
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 4: to know for real? You say you come in here,

712
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 4: you get somebody saying.

713
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: God, I would have loved to see you on Doctor Katz.

714
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: Huh you come in?

715
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 4: You come in?

716
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: You?

717
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 3: Is Joe not built for Doctor Katz, Doctor Katz Space Ghosts?

718
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: I could see you wrecking shop on.

719
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,959
Speaker 2: Gosh, that would have been good.

720
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 4: You gotta bring it back in, you go, you gots

721
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 4: somebody come in, tough crowd.

722
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

723
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 4: You say, what's the ideal? This person comes in and says,

724
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 4: oh you guys, you guys are just what do you

725
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 4: want you want someone to.

726
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 3: Come to People have been asking us this boy, what

727
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: they what we want them to do?

728
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: I guess listen to the other episodes where we explain

729
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: it every single time we just explained it to another guy.

730
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: We want people to come in and drop little references

731
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: to other episodes or classic bits that we've done so

732
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: they acknowledge.

733
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 3: Demonstrate your fandom during for the show. People listening go, oh,

734
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 3: I guess it's normal and okay.

735
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 2: To be a fan of the show, and that what

736
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 2: you're doing.

737
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: After that, just sit back and enjoy like everyone else.

738
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: Just just have a good time.

739
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 2: Right? Is that so hard? I don't come. You don't come.

740
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 2: But by the way, no.

741
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: Danger of me and being invited on after midnight. But

742
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 3: here's what I wouldn't do.

743
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do on this show?

744
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 2: What am I supposed to be doing?

745
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 5: That's him?

746
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 3: Take one guess, Yeah that's me. If I was you

747
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 3: on the show doing being me doing your show?

748
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: What you did to mine? What am I supposed to

749
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 2: do on the show? I wouldn't do that. I go

750
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: I buzz in or something?

751
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: Does anyone else ever? Yeah, he's just buzz in? Yeah?

752
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, then what how Yeah, then I go, well, once

753
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 3: I buzz in, Well, tell me what I'm talking about?

754
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 1: You want to say, who's gone there?

755
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 4: You want you want to do?

756
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 2: Tell me something to do?

757
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 4: What about a hashtag war?

758
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: I'm a pacifist.

759
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: Conscientious objector.

760
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: I burned my draft card.

761
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 3: But but I anything else?

762
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm mm hmm would you also? Would you? Would

763
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 4: you all say you're terminally online?

764
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: By the way, it's so crazy that you're coming out

765
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: here to write for after midnight and you're like, oh,

766
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: there's computers everywhere. You better hope, so good for you.

767
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: The show is about computers. The A is computers in

768
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: the show.

769
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 2: That's what the A is the computer style.

770
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: That's computers.

771
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 5: No, it's the I, the I.

772
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 4: The A is not computers.

773
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: The I isn't computers anymore that I now has the

774
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: A from computers on the I know the I is computers.

775
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 4: The eye stands for interviewing.

776
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 2: Because it's like iPod iMac, I Internet.

777
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: I, which I jesus both of them.

778
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 2: If I didn't, I.

779
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: Don'd let me see it, Kevin, can you put it

780
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: up here before we go? I gotta see I once again.

781
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm having a little came trouble picturing it.

782
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: Maybe you can draw it on our sketch.

783
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: But you went on a tour. You don't remember the name.

784
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: You went to six places. One of them was Michigan.

785
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: The Peacock special, I guess isn't a special.

786
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: It is a special.

787
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 2: Okay, but that.

788
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 4: You start this thing saying fx Sex is only Supreme

789
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 4: Court specialist. You want me to come in making hot

790
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 4: taco bell jokes? Like that's something that I do. Do

791
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 4: you know how many taco bells there are in New York

792
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 4: City underhand?

793
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm throwing three meat.

794
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 4: Ball right, make a dairy queen joke? Okay, let me

795
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 4: go to Staten Island.

796
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 3: I would never go to Staten Island. Oh it's so disgusting.

797
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 3: I would be on stat Oh give.

798
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 4: Me a break, me, Oh, give me a break. You

799
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 4: both are five jos.

800
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: Is really just is really cleaning things up over there.

801
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've.

802
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 3: Been The fairy is actually hilarious now Stotln Island funny.

803
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 3: Yeah that's not called the fairy. Yeah yeah, it's called

804
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 3: the funny.

805
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 4: Five years in the future. Okay, yeah, you're it. You're

806
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 4: both what are you thirty seven? Okay? If I'm lucky

807
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 4: you've got you've got eighteen year old children, they're grown,

808
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 4: going to college. You're sitting right here. Mm hm five

809
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 4: years from now. You think Kevin's getting me back. No,

810
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 4: you think Kevin's getting back anyone from my crew.

811
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna wait, You're gonna put the word on to

812
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: your whole crew.

813
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 4: For my whole crew. Now you tell me who's sitting

814
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 4: here and how are they getting through this?

815
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, okay, this is

816
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 3: actually this is productive.

817
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 2: It's just we're just here. Look the crew.

818
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 3: Obviously, we don't want anything to go back to the crew.

819
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: It's silly. This show's silly. We goof around. It gets

820
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 2: a little extreme sometimes, but it's all in good fun.

821
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: And you you should tell the crew that that we

822
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 3: want it to be fun.

823
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 4: You know.

824
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: So we can yeah, I mean we can. How we

825
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: delete some stuff? We can we can do. Kevin has

826
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: been getting really good at some voice modulating stuff, so

827
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: maybe we can make our stuff in your voice.

828
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 2: So like our stuff could be really quiet, your stuff

829
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 2: could be.

830
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 1: So loud, yes, you know, and so and we're talking

831
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: your voice. So then then like you're being mean to us,

832
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: be auto tuned, right, Hey, so we'll put We'll just

833
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 1: have Kevin put like an example of what the I

834
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: don't do what sound like in the in the in

835
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: the episode, and then you can listen to it and

836
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: then see how that sounds, and then we can.

837
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 2: Edit it and I can have the eye infection.

838
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 1: I will split them. We'll split. I'll take one.

839
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 4: And not saying you need both.

840
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 5: Okay, well, okay both both in both?

841
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 2: Kevin get both? Did you he's the one? You know

842
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 2: what I mean?

843
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,720
Speaker 1: Did you got infected with the computer.

844
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 7: I'm not understanding what I'm supposed to be googling, Kevin.

845
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 4: It is just Kevin Google eye syphilist is what you

846
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 4: need to be looking.

847
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 7: At computer eye stream.

848
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 4: It. This is like talking a series.

849
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: It's the ad for Midnight from the the word from

850
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:03,720
Speaker 1: the show.

851
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 3: I want to see the image of the logo for

852
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 3: after Midnight.

853
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: I think I know what I'm gonna say when I

854
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: buzz in Quentin tarren ce Low, what's that?

855
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: What is that? Okay? It's tough because you're writing for

856
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: the show and you're writing for Taylor to respond to

857
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,479
Speaker 1: have it to say, what is that?

858
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 4: Can't Quentin Terrence s.

859
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: What is trying to play the game. Quentin, there's gotta

860
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: be some.

861
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 2: Can't reverse engineer a prompt that that works.

862
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: For I'm looking at this after midnight. The eyes look.

863
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 5: Normal to me, do they?

864
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: I mean one of them? The e is kind of

865
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: sitting on the.

866
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 4: Hey, Kevin, can you can you google the word internet

867
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 4: and see and look at what the logo is.

868
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: The logo for the word internet.

869
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 4: Oh my god, scroll down. That's global down down.

870
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be down here?

871
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,240
Speaker 4: Can you scroll down? Could you put it in quotes?

872
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: It's like talking to fucking Siria over here.

873
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 4: It's like talking to fucking Cereal over here. Did you

874
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 4: what is it?

875
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: It just looks like it.

876
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 3: Honestly, our audience sounds like Siri. They go, I'm sorry,

877
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 3: I didn't get that, no ship, Well you should.

878
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 2: It was funny. We were being funny.

879
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. The eyes. The eyes look normal

880
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: to me. First time anyone said that around Joe. Bye,