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Speaker 1: like here's let me give you a controversy. They talked

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Speaker 1: That's crazy filming it. Did he think it was going

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Speaker 1: there's nothing but we never hear anything about him. Stop

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Speaker 1: acting like he doesn't do bad things. I'm sure he's

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Speaker 1: But if he had bad stories, the people that did

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Speaker 1: we've talked about crazy stories. Stories he was married. What

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Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about? But they're not like

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Speaker 1: They're not terrible. They're not gonna land ray and jail.

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Speaker 1: a second time. I'm they were talking. Here's the But

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Speaker 1: You know who made the Masseuses sign an India the

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Speaker 1: When people go party with Bieber, they signed an NDA.

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Speaker 1: Jan used to have people sign India's. Yeah, but it

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Speaker 1: when do you present the Indian? It's his people, it's

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Speaker 1: as they're coming home and they're all drinking, y'all. India's

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Speaker 1: saw what what did we do? That? One? I believe

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Speaker 1: So who was all there? Okay? Is that right? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So so who was all there? There? There? People were there?

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Speaker 1: We'll hold on guess guess sign right first. That's never

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Speaker 1: I guess book. He just signed the book right at

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Speaker 1: the front of the door. Just be like, hey guys,

421
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: real quick, take your shoes out for real quickly. We

422
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: have a no shoe policy. And he signed the NDIA

423
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: real quick on the win. All right, thanks man? Can

424
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: I get you a beer? Though? But it's always easy

425
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: to have another person tell you to sign the understand

426
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: But just though, okay, Jeter has always got his personal

427
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 1: assistant with him. Dude, all these always always. If you

428
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: watch the Kardashians stats on TV, you know, Kim k

429
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 1: and then have like three people with them at all time,

430
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: all their whole life. Even at their house, if they're

431
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 1: just sitting there watching TV, there's someone in the kitchen,

432
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 1: like an assistant or a publicist saying okay, well at

433
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 1: three o'clock, you got this. There is someone always there.

434
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 1: When you look at these photos of Travis Barker and

435
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: Courtney Kardashian on vacation, there's always people with him. They

436
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: always have someone with him. Twenty four seven. Guys, God forbid.

437
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: I I go off and do something very big in

438
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: life and leave you guys behind, and I work closer

439
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 1: than we are, farther away, and I call you and

440
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, boys, I'm in Nashville. Let's hang out,

441
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: and I have an assistant with me. Kill me if

442
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: you tell me, hey, guys, get my assistant and then

443
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: he'll get in touch with me. That's when I'm gonna

444
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: can kill you. Thank you. You ever tell me period

445
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: something about an assistant, I'll kill you. Thank you. Remember

446
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: when we said that lunch was going to get an assistant,

447
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 1: but his assistant was gonna be equally disorganized as him.

448
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: And you have all his papers flying everywhere. Hey, Eddie

449
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: a lunch had this paper. Every Guys think I'm unorganized.

450
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: I am. You are very unorganized. I am so organized

451
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: that you just don't even realize realizing that. Okay, okay,

452
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: give me the whole there's right, there's some here that

453
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: says I don't even read that. That's this one. No, No,

454
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: that's something I was fifteen point six. It's all he

455
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: wrote down. I can tell you exactly what it was. No, No,

456
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: it was a story we're talking about in in the

457
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: other studio. If the guy took the lottery K for

458
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: life and he got the k per year, he would

459
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: have to live fifteen point six more years to reach

460
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: the lump sum that he took. That's why I did

461
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: the math. I can a little organized that, That's what

462
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I am so organized, Like I don't write

463
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 1: down anything, dates, calendars, nothing, I just remember August one. Hey,

464
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: he's the server that says. Okay, Dr Pepper. When I

465
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: worked at Duncan Donuts and I worked to drive through,

466
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: you would pull up to the window and tell me

467
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: what donnut you wanted. I never wrote a thing down.

468
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: You would tell me three dozen donuts, and I would

469
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 1: remember every single one of them, because that's just what

470
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm just not. Yeah, but you were taking the order

471
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: and getting that order. You remember two orders at the

472
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: same time, like you probably remember three donuts and a

473
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: drink order. And I just told you three dozen donuts.

474
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: I know, but they're all the same, No they're not.

475
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: There's three people would order three dozen different donuts. Yes,

476
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 1: they'd be like, I want to Boston hold on, hold

477
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: on another wait, wait, wait, let's stop. All right, right, ray,

478
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: you're up in line. Can I help you? Can I

479
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,360
Speaker 1: help you? Yeah? I'm gonna go six Boston cream, four glazed,

480
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 1: ten white chocolate, ted chocolate, alright, alright, okay, good, ten

481
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: white chocolate, ten? What is white chocolate? Ten glazed, four

482
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: Boston cream and four? And I'm like to work because

483
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: I don't even think he got to three dozen? Are

484
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: you cashing them out? I got you forgot already, dumb ass.

485
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: I don't even because he said not even real donuts.

486
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: White chocolate is not a donut. You could be a frosting.

487
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 1: It is not. Because I worked there. That's what I'm saying.

488
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: When you tell me the donuts, I'll be like, oh,

489
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: we don't have that. So it threw me off when

490
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: he said white chocolate? What is white chocolate donut? And

491
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: then you would put some sort of a note down

492
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: because you just royally left up that. I really never

493
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: you haven't even taken the second order yet. I don't

494
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: eve want to give you the second order because you remember,

495
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: are you gonna ask me for my two drinks? He

496
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: gave you a twenty? How what's the change? And do

497
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,719
Speaker 1: you still remember the donuts? Yeah? You know you had

498
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: an employee going behind him. Okay, yeah, he always screws

499
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: up the donuts. Not a chance in hell Window and

500
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: Boston and you d window, Oh my god, I owned

501
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: that thing. It belonged to Duncan Donut. Was that the

502
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: lowest position or did you work your way up from

503
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: the drive through, because I always feel when I go

504
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 1: to Taco Bell Chick fil A drive through his big

505
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: any position, right. Some people didn't like being in the

506
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: drive through because you know, most places you order back

507
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: there on the screen and you have time to get

508
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: it together. These people would literally pull up to the

509
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: window and be like, Oh, what can I get for you?

510
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: I need two dozen? Okay, what do you want? What

511
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: kind of donuts you got? Well they should have written

512
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what you got on tap? We got?

513
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, we got a lot of At that time,

514
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: Duncan Donuts had you know, probably twenty donuts. Now they

515
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: have like five. If you go, it's there's a very

516
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: limited section. They have bagels, and they have muffins. We

517
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 1: didn't have any of that. Crime. We had donuts and

518
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 1: lemon filled, lemon topped limit you know whatever, chocolate icing

519
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: with limon in the middle, just the strawberry filled, raspberry filled.

520
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: How did you not end up five hundred pounds? You

521
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: should have been Jared before. Jared, did you eat a

522
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: bunch of donuts while you're there? I did? You'd walk

523
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: by and just grab a munchgain Sorry, give me one minute.

524
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: And I mean the one guy that I still remembered

525
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: to this day was the greatest one ever. He pulled

526
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: up in the window and I'm it's a Sunday morning,

527
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: Sunday and Saturday mornings where the line was wrapped around

528
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: the building of the drive through. What about NFL? This

529
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: is before the game started it's in the morning usually

530
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: at like unlike you to be working. It was sixteen

531
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: year game. You didn't care about the NF. There was

532
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: no London game, there was no there was no NFL ticket,

533
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: there was nothing. It was like two games on they

534
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: started noon, Thank you il fan. In the spring, they

535
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: would pull U and he would be like, hey, man,

536
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: I mean, how are you doing today? Slow? You need help?

537
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,479
Speaker 1: There's like fifty year old dude. And I said, well,

538
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: where we're hiring and he goes, no, I don't need

539
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: smartest comments from you. And I was like, alrighty, then

540
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: what can I get for you? Alright? Then he goes,

541
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: do I need to talk to your boss? And I

542
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, I don't think so what do

543
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: you need today? And he was such a jerk. Still

544
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: piste off and I'll cut you were being condescend ending.

545
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: Well yeah, he's like, I want to tis not today.

546
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: What can I get you, sir? Can help you? I said,

547
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: I'm having a terrible day. Well good for you. You

548
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: may need a glaze, don't it. Do you want to

549
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: go do it? He's slow? You need help? Well we're hiring.

550
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: I mean we were you got him pretty good. I

551
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:21,239
Speaker 1: mean I nailed his ass and sod right. I mean

552
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: you saw the anger in his eyes and get worse

553
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: because I was like, I got your ass. It's good.

554
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: And it was people like him, because they'd be like,

555
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: I need two dozen? What kind of don't you got?

556
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: It's like, if you're gonna go through the trip, have

557
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: a menu? Could you give him like a paper minute? No,

558
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: we didn't have a paper menu. We had a question.

559
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: I've done this. I don't do this, but I've been

560
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: in the car when people do this. I'll take a

561
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: dozen donuts? What kind? Assorted? Yes? What do you how

562
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: do you choose? No? Assorted, Well, but I've heard people

563
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: do like I think my mom used to do. Assorted.

564
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: I would probably do too glazed, too chocolate, frosted to

565
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Boston cream. Those were the most popular. Okay, and that's six.

566
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: I would not new lemon because lemon is disgusting. I

567
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: would do the blueberry cake because I love the blueberry cake.

568
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: So you actually cared about what you put in the box.

569
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give you crap donuts. And they said, assorted,

570
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: they don't care a sword. This is my special, but

571
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to give that if they're they're taking

572
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: the donuts to the friend's house or probably what they're doing. Yes,

573
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: if I'm the person that's, you know, always you're bringing

574
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,239
Speaker 1: donuts and you open it up and I'm like, oh,

575
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: I hope they have good donuts. If they have all crap,

576
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: I'll be like, well that sucks. But what they're gonna

577
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: go back to? You like, it's not gonna go back

578
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: to bed? And did you get this that this is

579
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: the guy with a crazy hair On the side, I

580
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: would put my favorites in there, because that's how I

581
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: did it. You know what I want to do. If

582
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: you put that kind of teals, that would have closed

583
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: my eyes and grabbed twelve donuts. On the one hand,

584
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: that's not a sword. You're an amazing American. I would

585
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: have given him ten of the same and two random.

586
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: I would have given him ten lemons because they're probably

587
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: because nobody, no, no, no. You would be shocked how

588
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: popular shot. I was like, oh my god, the donuts

589
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,719
Speaker 1: were so popular, and I just never understood. Sent him

590
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: in twist, Send him in twist extra. I don't care

591
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: his lemon the same as bulvarian cream. No bulvarian cream

592
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: is what is inside of a Boston cream. That's what chocolate. Okay,

593
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: I like that, but but that's but Bavarian cream is

594
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: the one with powder in the cream in the middle. Coach,

595
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: if you ever thought about going back in the donuts,

596
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: you're passionate. I'm telling you, guys, I was so good

597
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: at it. I do not have a donut shop called

598
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: Lunches Donuts. It's a lot of work and there's a

599
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: lot of work. You gotta get there at three am

600
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: to start getting the donuts you have. But Duncan Donuts

601
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: was open twenty four hours, so there was always someone

602
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: back there making the donut. Did you have I under

603
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: cream coffee? No, we just had coffee. You never tell

604
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: about the time cream coffee. It's the best coffe you've

605
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: ever had. I'm gonna take your order. I would. I

606
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: think it was the Duncan and I was standing behind

607
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: this guy. It's got the order, and the president goes,

608
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: can I have you there? Like yes, I was take

609
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: an eye cream coffee. And then he goes anything else

610
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, No, that's that. That's it, man.

611
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: He was trying to be funny. Who does that? He

612
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: was trying to get in early. I'll take a night. Okay,

613
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: but gregor get the line. There was another time I

614
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: was working at Dungcant and I've worked an afternoon after school,

615
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: and there was this girl, Jessica that worked with me,

616
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: and she was sitting over to the left and she

617
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: couldn't the customer couldn't see her. And this lady comes

618
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: in and she's like, I'll take one cinnamon twist please,

619
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: all right? Cool? So I grabbed the last cinnamon twist

620
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: off the shelf and I threw it up in the

621
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: air and put the bag between my legs. Boom caught it,

622
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: slit it across the counter. And how did you like that? Okay,

623
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: you had way too much time on your hands. And

624
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: then she goes, no, what makes you think I want

625
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: you playing with my food? I come in here for

626
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: a cinnamon twas can you see his eyes get all big?

627
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: And she goes, what makes you think I come in

628
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: here for a cinnamon twist? I want you doing a

629
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: circus act with my feet. I just want to send

630
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: him in twist that I can eat. I don't need

631
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: a whole performance. And I mean this Jessica girl over

632
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: here is laughing her ass off on the floor, laughing,

633
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: and I just looked at her and I said, oh, no, ma'am,

634
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: that was the last one. I was gonna get your

635
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: freshman out of the back because that one's old. Oh

636
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. I hey, when

637
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: you're quick on your feet, you can. She was like, oh,

638
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I really appreciate you

639
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: getting me a freshman. And I was like, please be

640
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: a freshman in the back. I have no idea if

641
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: there are, so I go back there. There was some

642
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: freshman got it slid to the lady and and Jessica

643
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: was so much How did you do that? Oh my god?

644
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: I was loving every minute that until you busted her

645
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: on it. I was like, yep, enjoy that. Sounds like

646
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: Jessica wanted you. Probably now. She ended up going to

647
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: Oklahoma State, though I never heard from her again, never

648
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: never heard from her after that after we worked together

649
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: and never heard from Anyone knows Jessica from Oklahoma State. Well,

650
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: she was led in Austin and then she she went

651
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: I believe she went to Westwood and then she went

652
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: to Oklahoma State. No idea. I don't know her last name.

653
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: She worked in Duncan Donuts. Were you know whatever. But

654
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: I did date one. She she's hot, she had some

655
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: she had a rack nice big mountains, big mountains. Yeah,

656
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: I'd love to clown those mountains. I mean I know

657
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: that she did hook up with one of the guys

658
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: from Duncan. Right there next to the doors in Duncan.

659
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: Why they're working, he was banging a donut hole. But

660
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: anyone in the cream field you want some Bury and cream?

661
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh you said you need the hole in the doughnut.

662
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: Actually it would have been a Boston cream. Oh Boston.

663
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: That's never mind. I don't need to say it. You

664
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: should be able to figure it out. Boston cream. Do

665
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: you know what the Boston cream is? Yeah? The donut Okay,

666
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: describe it. It's creamy in the middle. Okay, what's on top? Nothing?

667
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 1: No sugar, no hair, nope? Something on top? Uh, strawberry Nope? Right, dude,

668
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: I'd have them. Been to a donut shop in twenty

669
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: years when you get clar you know what it clar is? Yeah,

670
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: I chopped the frosting. There you go. That's why i'd

671
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: be Um. You can call it to Claire. Then do

672
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: you get it all of you break it down? Okay? Anyway, Also, Okay,

673
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: never mind Shaun Watson. You wonder how great his agent is.

674
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: A no, no, They redid his contract when he got traded.

675
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: When he got traded on the Browns, they redid his contract.

676
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: So now his suspension only costs him three thou dollars

677
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: because he only gets paid the first six games. He

678
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: made it so that his contract gets paid a lot later,

679
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: a little. The first year, the contract is only worth

680
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: one million dollars. Amazing, and then afterwards it's a lot

681
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: of money because his agent knew he was gonna be

682
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 1: se They knew he's gonna get suspended, so they reworked

683
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: it where it was only a million dollars this year.

684
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: In his old contract, it would have cost him eleven

685
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: million dollars if he was suspended for the first six question.

686
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: Are the fans gonna be extra hard on him? That's

687
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: what I want to know. But like the brownsman, they're

688
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: gonna be so happy they have a franchise quarter. But

689
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: but any stadium he goes to, people just heckle him

690
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: the worse than Brady and the Patriots. What people? People

691
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: heckle him for about a week and I then guess what,

692
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: You're into the season everybody'll forget about it. You're right,

693
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: there's no It's like it's like the astro massagyn. I

694
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: don't know the astros still get what do you do?

695
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: The astros get hazed? They know, they absolutely not to

696
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: the degree we thought it was gonna because you had

697
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: that one year where it was pandemic. So that was

698
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: they had. That was the novel virus. Yes, so I

699
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen to Sean, but I don't

700
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: on it'll be cute for people, Seage. What else do

701
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: you say? What? How can you harass him? Hey Watson?

702
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: Did you get your essential oils? That showed him right?

703
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: Or like a tub of guys? Hey de Sean, I'm

704
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: gonna have Frank massage my shoulders. Who feels good? Guys

705
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: drinking beer massage at each other? Hey de Sean. Was

706
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: it like this or was it more like this? Hey

707
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: Deshan and his buddies behind him massages his boobs. Hey

708
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: de Sean, I'm getting massage like you. What are some

709
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: kind of massages? The different names of him Swedish sweet

710
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: Deshan about a Swedish real quick hot hot stone man

711
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: hot stone that aint hot stones bamboo massage. I don't

712
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: never heard of that one that's with bamboo sticks. I

713
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: think I don't know that they hit you with I've

714
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: never I've never had it. I just you see it.

715
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: But I mean, hell, you talk about the most relaxed

716
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: running quarterback ever. I mean he was getting hit over

717
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: twenty two dozen massages ub de Sean when he was

718
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: the quarterback. Dude, you get that many massages. He must

719
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 1: have felt like a million dollars. Dude, I've gotten three

720
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 1: massages in my life. Dude, he was getting so many massages,

721
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: so many, like so weird. I wonder how it started,

722
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: Like I wonder if one and he worked and so

723
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: he went first? Did one do it for fun? Uh?

724
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: Starts at first? They did it for dummy. I don't

725
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: know this because how do you know that? How do

726
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: you think Tiger started with Perkins? Oh he started with

727
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: a hottie and then he's like, I'm horny Perkins. Then

728
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: he gets desperate towards the end. Where did he start

729
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: with Perkins? And he worked his way up Perkins. Perkins

730
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: was on the end, which Shan Mushawn started getting desperate

731
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: towards the end. That's when he started doing the sexual miscontract.

732
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: At first, he probably got a handful of chicks that

733
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: were cool with that were cool, and then he needed

734
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: it more. Then he just always wanted massages, and so

735
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: of course then they started turning him down some of them.

736
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: There was there's dozens that were down with it. Yeah,

737
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: there's probably more than women that didn't even come forward.

738
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 1: There are so many women I'm not even talking about.

739
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the ones that were down with it, right,

740
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,959
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So I'm thinking we hear about

741
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: this like he had thirty six women that he d

742
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: M or what. However many women he d M, there's

743
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: probably more. Did any women come out and say I

744
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: massaged him and he didn't try anything? Yeah, there were

745
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: some of those. I think they said they were okay

746
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: with it, or they he was professional or he was professional.

747
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: I think that's what they say. I mean, and he

748
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: didn't try anything. He might not have been, or he

749
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: tried it and they were cool with it, so they

750
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: considered that professional. They knew what they were getting into

751
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: when they went others. Some days, when you're just thinking

752
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: about other things, you're like not right now, Like if

753
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: you go over to a first person's house. If you

754
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: fly in, you're telling me. In their head they thought

755
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: they're just gonna go to massage in a hotel. Should

756
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: in a hotel? That's what people do. CS just say, hey,

757
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: can I get a massage now in the next thirty minutes?

758
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: There with their partner usually or something. I don't know

759
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: many women that will go in massage. A dude in

760
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: is a hotel room by himself, without you, without what anybody.

761
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: I have no idea how I never I'll be honest.

762
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you could get a masseuse to your

763
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: house or to where. I didn't know you could call

764
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: them and they would come to your location. Didn't know

765
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: that you get a flat tire, somebody come to your

766
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: house and fix it. I knew that Yoshi delivers gas

767
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: to your vehicle so you don't even have to go

768
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: to gas. I saw to that Walmart is now putting

769
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: the groceries away in your house for you. Yeah, towels

770
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: going the back closet. You where does the melt on

771
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: the door? Put on the refrigerator door? Please? Thank you?

772
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: Pack of beer yeah, but it the fridge need it cold?

773
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: Can you get me one? Though? You mean three pack?

774
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: Right now, I'll start bringing it. You know what's wild

775
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: is that we do about an hour podcast each time,

776
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: and it's three days a week. Right, that's as a

777
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: much time as Kyler has to study for a game.

778
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: Do you realize that because Kyler Murray that little contract

779
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: cost he had to study four hours. Well, all the

780
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: outrage comes out, and so the Garden was like, oh,

781
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna go ahead and take that out.

782
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: We didn't mean to call as any you know, controversy.

783
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: It's it's a huge distraction. We're we're not gonna take

784
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: it out. And then Kyler Murray felt so obligated to

785
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: defend himself he held a press conference. Ray, if you

786
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: want to go to solutions, good luck, talk about what

787
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: that clause and how ridiculous we are to think that

788
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: I can accomplish everything that I've accomplished in my career,

789
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: um and not be a student of the game and

790
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: not um not not have that passion and not not

791
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: take this serious. It's disrespectful, and it's it's almost it's

792
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: it's almost a joke that reeks of desperation, that reeks

793
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 1: of oh my gosh, let me say face, do you

794
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: want to know why the Arizona Cardinals put that in

795
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: because he didn't study. He didn't study. You don't put

796
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: that in there if they are worried about your study

797
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: habits and your preparation for a game. Instead, they put

798
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: that in there to protect themselves because you're not doing

799
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to you and it leaked and maybe, oh,

800
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: now it makes you look bad, so we're gonna take

801
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: it out. But it was there for a reason. It's

802
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: not all of a sudden like, oh, yes, you know what,

803
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: we just did that randomly. Oh, we just thought we'd

804
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: throw that in there. No, they did it because you

805
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: don't study. Do you know everything that's in your contract? Yes,

806
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: that's on that one ray. Everything knew that was in

807
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: the contract. I love that we were able to get

808
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,439
Speaker 1: access to it. He answer the question, answer the question,

809
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,479
Speaker 1: do you know everything? All right? Go ahead and eyes

810
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: and cross tea? What's the yearly amount? I can't tell

811
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: you that, So I just find it so fun. He

812
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: got up there and he talked about, you know what,

813
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: how did I go sixty two on oh in high school?

814
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: If I didn't prepare. Because you're the greatest athlete of

815
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: your little generation, of your class. You were a superb athlete.

816
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: You could rely on your physical abilities in high school

817
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: and be better than every buddy, better than everybody. And

818
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: what you're saying that I also saw. I don't know

819
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 1: if this is a parallel, but Patrick Mahomes, they said,

820
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: if he doesn't get his first read, then he just

821
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: turns it into street football. Yes, and so that's not

822
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: game film, that's not games So that's kind of Kyler Murray.

823
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what you ms your first read?

824
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: Cool time for street football? Yeah, who cares? Let me

825
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: use my natural ability. And that's what he thinks he

826
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: can do and get away with that. Patrick Mahomes sinks

827
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: he can do that. It seems like, but I bet

828
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 1: Patrick he watches film. But yeah, there's these quarterbacks. They're

829
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: not the Tom Brady's and Peyton Mannings anymore. It's the

830
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: if you don't get your first read, street football, just

831
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: drawed up in the dirt and go. And that's what

832
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: I mean, Patrick Mahomes. It worked great. Thirteen seconds, they

833
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: kick a field goal and they beat the who the

834
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: hell they beat the Bills? And so it's like, I

835
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: laugh at Kyler Murray holding this present. It's just laughable.

836
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: If you guys don't think I prepare again, you signed

837
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: a contract because you know you don't prepare to think

838
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: that I can accomplish everything that I've accomplished in my

839
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 1: career um and not be a student of the game

840
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 1: and not um not not have that passion and not

841
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: not take this serious. It's disrespectful and it's it's almost

842
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: it's almost a joke. I mean, his agent obviously teat

843
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: him up with that. Hey man, here's the script we

844
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: got from Arnold. You gotta read these sent or no,

845
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: these sentences, memorize them and just say that and then

846
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: you're done. I have passion. You can have passion. You

847
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: can love the game. You can enjoy football, but you

848
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: don't enjoy watching film. You can have all the passion

849
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: you want, but that doesn't correlate to studying film and

850
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: being great. What is he accomplished in his career? What

851
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: have the Arizona Cardinals won a few games and the playoffs?

852
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: It is it's tough to study. So say, what if

853
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 1: somebody said you have to do an our research before

854
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: this podcast, would you still do this podcast? Yeah? Dude,

855
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if I will, I couldn't. I mean,

856
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: the day would be exceedingly long. But also, dude, I

857
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: hate studying. So if you tell me I have to study,

858
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 1: which is what they did, and we get paid no

859
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: money for this, like it's not it wouldn't be worth it, right, No,

860
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: but he's but I I got Kyler Murray money. Right, study.

861
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: But when you also hear the anger and stuff in

862
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: his But so he's getting told. Now, if we got

863
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: told we had to study, they kind of pissed me off.

864
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,959
Speaker 1: But that's telling you but the reason. But he's also

865
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: telling you he's pissed at the Cardinals. Cardinals are pissed

866
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: at him, and they also got leaked out to the media. Yes,

867
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: they're not looking good. This he looks stupid. He it

868
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: made him look so stupid. So he went up there

869
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: and started talking about I got drafted at number nine

870
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: in baseball. You think I did that without studying? He

871
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: said that in it. Yes, it's a whole four minute clip.

872
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh well, why didn't you play us that? I figured

873
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: you didn't want to hear four minutes of it because

874
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: four minutes I'd love for our audience to hear that. No,

875
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,760
Speaker 1: but it was just funny. I I just laughed because

876
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't think he prepares. I think he got caught,

877
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: he got called out. He's embarrassed, and so he gets

878
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 1: up there. Oh you know, don't look at me. I study.

879
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: I love this game. You can love it, but you

880
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: don't study. They put it there for a reason. The

881
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,439
Speaker 1: damage has been done. Everybody's gonna look at Kyler Murray

882
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: and think he didn't study film. He doesn't study film.

883
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: He's not watching the tape, but he'd watch filming this year.

884
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: He has to doubt it. No, they took it out.

885
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: They took the claws out right. But I'm saying to

886
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 1: prove people wrong, right, to prove a point. He's gonna,

887
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: you know, he's gonna do Oh look at me, just

888
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: watching film. He's gonna throw it on Instagram. He's gonna

889
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,720
Speaker 1: throw it on TikTok. I'm watching film again, up burning

890
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: the midnight all every interview. So what you do at

891
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: home last night? Did you watch TV? No? If I

892
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: was watching film over and over and over again. So

893
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: bet the under on the Cardinals because they're not gonna

894
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: have a good offense. I think they're still gonna have

895
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: a good offense. But DeAndre Hopkins is gone for the

896
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: first six games. You know what, massa tds, he got

897
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: the same amount. You're telling me that taking PDS the

898
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: same as sexual assault. Yeah, I guess so in the

899
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 1: NFL's eyes. Little p ds that you know, you took

900
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: a supplement or maybe you ate something that had something wrong.

901
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: Poppy seeds, poppy seeds and you freaking oh, twenty four

902
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: different women. It's about the same. We should put six games.

903
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: Six games. But they got paid though, too, right? Who

904
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: the women? Yes, they got paid. Now how much do

905
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 1: you think they? I got a million dollars each? Right? Yeah?

906
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: I think something came out they said it was all

907
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: a millionaires at least I think a million. And that

908
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: shuts him up. And that's nothing to Deshaun Watson because

909
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: he shut me up. Give me a million. But dude,

910
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: what a bad dude. Not It can't even I mean,

911
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: there's not even an excuse for a mistake if you

912
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: were drunk. This this dude, for the most part, it

913
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 1: was around team practice. He was sober as a saint,

914
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: and he sexually misconducted twenty four women. That's that's that's

915
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: no heart. That's like a freaking a terror to society.

916
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: That's called it's an egotistical, like I have so much

917
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: power that no one's gonna believe these women that I

918
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: can do what I want. If you go to a game,

919
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: if you go to a game he's at, are you

920
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: afraid in the stands that he's going to touch me? Yes?

921
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: No you're not. No, he doesn't do it. And that's

922
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh, is there going to be a

923
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: when they tackle him? Who is there a player that

924
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 1: when they tackle him and they're taking him, that would

925
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 1: be funny when they're sacking him and they go on

926
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: his shoulders as none of his shoulders or what are

927
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,919
Speaker 1: they doing on should they stand? You know, the guys

928
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: always have the dumbass when they get a sack or whatever.

929
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: It always look stupid. But a girly good one would

930
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: be the massage pick six touchdown and you know they

931
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: run the end zone and they post the camera instead

932
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: they have one person laid down all of them, all

933
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: of them. We just gave you guys great ideas. That

934
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 1: is what they should do. Is that worth the find? Hell? Yes,

935
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: that would piss him off. What do you mean a lot?

936
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: That's a celebration like that, that's a final The most

937
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna get his six games, that would just be money.

938
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: But yes, that is a funny celebration. And every time

939
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: you sack them, Hey, did that feel like that massage?

940
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: Is that worse than that massage? Like? Where did you touch?

941
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: They're gonna be an easier all other players or do

942
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: you think other players just leave it alone? No, no,

943
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: they have to because you got to get at their head.

944
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 1: That's part. That's part of the game. That's what he's

945
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,919
Speaker 1: thinking about. And now the Browns are a playoff contender. Guys,

946
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, their season is not over because

947
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: their schedules weak. Thank god, they can be three and

948
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: three after the first six games. Oh my goodness, d

949
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: Sean comes back. Browns are good. They have Chubb Right,

950
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: who's your wide receiver Amari Cooper? Okay, they're a threat.

951
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: Who is the if you can stay healthy? Who is

952
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,919
Speaker 1: the quarterback? Jacoby ber set? That's the problem. Who's third?

953
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: They could start? They play the Panthers, the Jets, coach,

954
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: I mean, but there they play the Jets. It's massage

955
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: versus cougar. Dude, we got storylines all over the place. Yes,

956
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: And speaking on storylines, Eddie went to the National sc game. Hey,

957
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: thanks to the shareholder. Shareholder gave me his seats. Coach,

958
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, bring your sunglass is an umbrella. No, hey,

959
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: we got there right on time. Do The sun was

960
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: setting so I could see where it's problematically, So it's perfect.

961
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: But if I got there an hour earlier, Coach, it

962
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: would have been blasting me right in the face. The seats, Coach,

963
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: props to you, dude. I don't know about the perks

964
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: of being a shareholder, but these seats were amazing. I've

965
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: never sat so close to anything like that, to a

966
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 1: soccer field. It didn't matter, Coach that, Oh my god,

967
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: you're pretty far from the action. Coach, You're right there,

968
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: like hard to believe. I swear. I swear that the

969
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: field was from this wall to that wall. Okay, so

970
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm in the goal. No, no, not the goal, the

971
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: goals further, but the field. The field was right there.

972
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: And when they inbound the ball there right there you

973
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: see the sweat on their back. Where the people more

974
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: at your end or the other end, They were on

975
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: the other end the whole time, which was weird. Like

976
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: I swear, because I went to the FC Hotspur and

977
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: Manchester MC, I don't know if I did those right.

978
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: But at Nissan And I swear to God, they were

979
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: on the other side the entire time. I don't understand. So,

980
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: like the first half of the game in Nashville, SC

981
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: they're dominating and then they flipped, so they're on the

982
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 1: other side because they're going that way and they're all

983
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: the action is on the other side of the field

984
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: coach the entire game, maybe two breakaway plays where they're

985
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: coming fast breaks where they're coming with the ball because

986
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: Nashville is they were up one oh early. They dominated

987
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: the first half, so I told lunchboxes they do. I'm

988
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 1: so pumped because if Nashville continues to dominate, they're gonna

989
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 1: be on this set the whole time. Again. At that point,

990
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: the Vancouver team starts dominated there on that side of

991
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: the field the whole time, and maybe it has something

992
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: to do with how they're facing Maybe I don't know.

993
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I swear to God. With hockey,

994
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: when they switch, it's almost like there's a hot goal, coach,

995
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: where the other team is just firing away at that

996
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: goal and the other goal they're not hot on. I've

997
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: gotta tell you how impressed I am by just watching soccer, like,

998
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: do these guys play hard? I mean, what do you

999
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: think they're gonna do? Get a recliner? No, no, coach,

1000
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: they run so hard and kick the ball with exact precision.

1001
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: I was, what the sport can you dog it at

1002
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: the most? Obviously the basketball? Football? No, not football, you

1003
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: can dog They said a football game on the last

1004
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: two minutes of real time. But I don't think you

1005
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: dog it because if you, like, if you go half

1006
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: as on a play and someone's going when you get hurt,

1007
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: I think soccer you can dog it when the ball

1008
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 1: is not near you. They don't dog The only person

1009
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: dogging is the goalie, so they're running NonStop. I felt,

1010
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,240
Speaker 1: I felt the loneliness of that goalie because the goalie

1011
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: that's on the side where there's no action, Coach, he

1012
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: might as well just be picking daisies. Was he looking

1013
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: at chicks? No? I felt bat form. Dude, he's like

1014
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: a cheerleader over there, like you know, if they made

1015
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: a good play, he's looking at it like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1016
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: good shot. Oh that was close. He's like one of

1017
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: us because there's nothing going on his side of the field.

1018
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: Is he like picking on blue scrass. He's chilling, coach,

1019
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: he's strange. But he starts he starts to go on

1020
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: a walk though. He starts in front of the goal,

1021
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: and then he walks out to the penalty box. All right.

1022
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: Then he oh, now he's out about in midfield. Like,

1023
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: he starts walking down the field because he's like, man,

1024
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: I want to see what's going on down there. He's

1025
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: like a fan's trouble seeing. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. One

1026
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: thing I noticed too, is that grass, dude, is like amazing, No, no,

1027
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: it's not. It's real. It's real because as soon as

1028
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: the game starts, they start tearing it up and you

1029
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: start seeing all the divots and all the like. Even

1030
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: like when they're running hard and they cut back, they

1031
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 1: slide a little bit because I guess it's so wet

1032
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: or they put the sprinklers on right before the game.

1033
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 1: It's so moist that one stop the foot just slides

1034
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: at least like I don't know, six inches seven in angle. Dude.

1035
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: It was things like that. I never knew about the game.

1036
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: So today they're working their ass off getting the field ready.

1037
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, they must work. And at halftime they

1038
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,919
Speaker 1: go out with like a little divot machine a little.

1039
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: I threw him. I had my divot repair tool from

1040
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: the golf. Good goal, he's using it. And Eddie what

1041
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 1: was so funny? Eddie had his kids and I could

1042
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: see where he was sitting from where we were. Your seat?

1043
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: Is everything okay with your wife? Yeah? Man, we're good,

1044
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: We'll be okay. And Eddie's kids were so busy watching

1045
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: it on the screen behind the stadium instead of looking

1046
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: at the soccer field. And I steckted Eddie. I was like, dude,

1047
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: tell your kids to turn around and watch the field.

1048
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: He goes, They're not listening to me. They were the

1049
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: smart ones because the action was so far away. They

1050
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 1: just decided to watch on the big screen. Catch myself

1051
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: doing that at Nissan. I talked to someone this weekend

1052
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: that they said that they went to the game at

1053
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: the Cowboys stadium. They said, no matter where you sit,

1054
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: you end up watching on the too big She said

1055
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: it was the worst experience going to a game because

1056
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,919
Speaker 1: they had pretty good seats. She goes, but you still

1057
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: look up because that thing would hang so low that

1058
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: you would just see it and you'd be like, oh,

1059
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm watching the screen. I need to watch the game. Oh, no,

1060
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: Cowboy Stadium might be my favorite one. I mean the

1061
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: one end zone. Sheiks dancing on poles. Oh, it's a nightclubs. No, oh,

1062
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 1: Raiders has a bar. Like I went got Billy a drinking.

1063
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: I was like, um, you guys are gonna want to

1064
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: come back to the bar, Like no, no, no, dude,

1065
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 1: just bring us. That's fine, just bring us those those

1066
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: are fine for now. No, no, no, you guys might

1067
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: want to come to the bar. I'm pretty sure girls

1068
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: were dancing on the top of poles. Yeah, and so Eddie.

1069
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: It was pretty funny because Eddie, the national sees up

1070
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: one nothing the whole game and six minute they give

1071
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 1: good money, mother give up the goal. Not yet. You

1072
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 1: were counting chickens before. Yeah, I was. I kept logging

1073
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: in and see how much I was gonna make. Like nice,

1074
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: they let you log in. You're right, you're right. The

1075
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: services body in there, but in the middle of the

1076
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: city it makes no sense. But service for some reason

1077
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: in that area is spotty. Before you go, one more

1078
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 1: time runs out, everybody gets up to leave, and Eddie

1079
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,399
Speaker 1: comes up and goes when when wins overtime start? No guy, guys,

1080
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: I I texted my wife and like, hey, uh, it's

1081
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: gonna be a bit. We might go in overtime. It

1082
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: just ends right, coach, coach, and they're like they blow

1083
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 1: the whistle. Thanks for coming to tonight's game, Like what

1084
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: about the beat? What's going on? Like what do you mean? Yeah,

1085
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 1: there was a tie beout the time. And then he

1086
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: was sad because he got there and his kid, his

1087
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: fourteen year old, goes, hey, we're gonna see see Alex

1088
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: Mule tonight and I was like, yeah, you see Mule.

1089
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 1: He starts every game and he didn't start that game,

1090
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: and I forgot. He was suspended because of yellow card accumulation.

1091
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 1: He had to sit out a match and a bad night,

1092
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: bad tie. That Vancouver sucks. They were terrible. How god,

1093
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Here's the problem with national

1094
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: sc They can't score goals. If they scored more than

1095
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: one goal in a game they played, they but they

1096
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,720
Speaker 1: only scored one goal is scored in the eleventh minute.

1097
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: Five games in a row, they've scored one or fewer goals.

1098
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: That is off. It's not easy, but they to win games,

1099
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: you've got to score two goals. It's amazing. As a sockholder,

1100
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: you need to speak of at the meeting. Do you

1101
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 1: get to talk to the players at all? But we

1102
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: need to score goals? Then here's the funny part, right,

1103
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: So the games. And one time we were talking to

1104
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: the trainer because my wife knows him, and he was

1105
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: he was working out the players, and I told my kid.

1106
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, they may come over and give

1107
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: you a high five afterwards. And of course they get

1108
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: done running and they went straight to the locker room.

1109
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: He goes, Dad, how come they didn't come get me

1110
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: high five. I'm like, I'm sorry. I said they might.

1111
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: They might. It's like, well that one very nice. I

1112
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: was like, well maybe next game, next game. Never gotten

1113
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,399
Speaker 1: a player to come over to us. Eddie's kids are there?

1114
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: A player climbs over the railing and takes pictures with

1115
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: his damn pid. What was his name? I don't know

1116
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: who he got? How Miller? No, No, I don't know

1117
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: who Jones is? Sarah Jones, Colby, Colby Jones. Is the

1118
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: community around the stadium pretty cool? Are people tail I

1119
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: didn't see tailgating, but there's a whole section where they

1120
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: drum and everything like people getting hammered. Oh yeah, And

1121
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: here's the thing, and people now all the houses around there,

1122
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: they just like, I partnered some guy's backyard. He just

1123
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: opened his gate and he had his little backyard is

1124
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: concrete and he had drawn lines with chalk. Okay, lambo, No,

1125
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: it's smart. They were thirty bucks a car boom he's making,

1126
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: but you're not gonna have good grass all summer. He

1127
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: had concrete in his backyard. What is this Arizona? And

1128
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: does matter? Dude? Here in Nashville for some reason, people

1129
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: just parking their yards and like and all the little

1130
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: duplexes right by the stadium, they had about ten cars

1131
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: deep boom just right in their front yard. No problem.

1132
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:15,959
Speaker 1: Forty bucks a pop every game they're making and people

1133
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: pay it. People pay because parking situations suck. It's terrible

1134
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: because it's a lot better to have your vehicle than

1135
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: have to do a shuttle shuttle and don't the shuttle.

1136
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: I don't think they do the shoot uber uber too.

1137
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: And like it was about a hundred dollars really yeah

1138
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: to going back then you should have just driven in

1139
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: part of some searcharges ridiculous because they know you're going

1140
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: to a game, it's gonna be crazy. It's why you

1141
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: gotta leave early l e theory and then the pickup.

1142
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: I mean there must have been two hundred people waiting

1143
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: for Ubers because Ubers couldn't get into that Uber pickup area,

1144
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: and so we just walked. We walked like probably half

1145
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: a mile and then got picked up. So you should

1146
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: have probably it would have been better for you to

1147
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: drive and parking someone's yard, because yeah, we we have

1148
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: never parkenered someone jar. They didn't have parking on the

1149
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: property this game. For some reason, I don't know why.

1150
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: I got an email saying, oh, sorry, there's gonna be

1151
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: no parking on the property this year or this week.

1152
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: So we drove in part in this guy's backyard. I

1153
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: mean it was like a block walk and we walked

1154
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: right back to the car out. We're out of there

1155
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: in six minutes instead of waiting an hour and a

1156
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 1: half and one of their stupid parking lot. You gotta

1157
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: swing in and say hi to the guy when you're

1158
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: park in his front lawn, now his backyard. He was

1159
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: just standing there. I was like, and so we're good

1160
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: to come, and he's like, yeah, I'll just leave the

1161
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: gate open, don't worry about it. When you came back,

1162
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: was he waving to you guys. No, he's gone. He

1163
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: may went to the game or he's inside with his chick.

1164
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: No problem. There was nine other cars and by the

1165
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: time we got there, there's three cars left in his backyard.

1166
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: How do all of them get out? I know you

1167
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about the logistics, but how do

1168
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 1: vehicles get out? If you're boxed in? You're not boxed in.

1169
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 1: It's literally like a parking lot. He has two sides.

1170
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: You park on one side or the other, and it's

1171
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: line back out and you pull out. It's just like

1172
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: a driveway. Hey, he makes four a game, but he's

1173
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: got white lines in his backyard all season. Takes chalk

1174
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: literally like this, and it's like a bay going on

1175
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: the diamonds like it's like that thick of a line.

1176
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: It's just like he gotta chocolate target. And how many

1177
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 1: games a year? Sixteen? I believe it's not bad. Six

1178
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: times do it to over six thousands? Yeah, I mean,

1179
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of it's gotta be crappy living

1180
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 1: near a stadium. It's gonna be loud fireworks, so you

1181
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: might as well embrace it. Makes the money off it exactly.

1182
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: And this guy he rents. He was just a renter.

1183
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: He was a college student. Is there a bar in

1184
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: that area? There's just one place to eat, smoking dies

1185
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 1: and it's always packed. There's nothing. So it's just they

1186
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 1: need to start. Get ready. It'll be by next season.

1187
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: And need truck over there, all blocked this. Why don't

1188
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 1: we open something. Let's do it. Alright, let's go tacos,

1189
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 1: beer sales. You guys gotta permit. Look at that. You

1190
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 1: guys got a permit to sell me here and no,

1191
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna suspend you the next six games. Damn. Hey,

1192
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: the game started. Hey, let's do massage trucks special. Alright,

1193
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 1: Happy Monday and also rest in peace. Bill Russell, he

1194
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: was before my time. But everything you read about him,

1195
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: he was the first black head coach in the NBA

1196
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: sixteen titles unbelievable. Yeah, one of those are right right.

1197
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what you read, but yeah, I had

1198
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 1: so many rings he couldn't even fit it on his fingers. Yeah,

1199
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: I've only got one. He should. You should have heard

1200
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,439
Speaker 1: my son. He's like Bill Russell from two K Died

1201
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: Man because he plays that legends. Yeah, one of the legends.

1202
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: Settings Now, my question is if you're Bill Russell and

1203
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: now he passed away? Do you bury his rings with him? Like,

1204
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: if you're a little morbid but serious question, think about it,

1205
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: like do you want to be buried with your prom

1206
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: king crown? But I wonder if he would like to

1207
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: pass that on generation after jim ration after generation they

1208
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: don't bury him with his rings. They're gonna be putting

1209
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: a hall of fames in where no the family would keep.

1210
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: But maybe maybe it would be cool to be buried

1211
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: with your ring. Guess what, nothing goes with you to heaven,

1212
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 1: that's right, So you just want it stuck in the ground?

1213
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: Or do you want the people to look at and

1214
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: be inspired by those when they bury them? Do they

1215
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: keep their clothes on them? Do they bury the person naked?

1216
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 1: And go ahead and lets answer though, but they're buried

1217
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: in the suit? Pick a suit or something whatever comfortable.

1218
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: I want to be buried naked. You're not feeling anything.

1219
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't care, so you want I don't wear a

1220
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: suit in my life. I mean if I when I died,

1221
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: trust me, I will talk to your family and be like, no, no,

1222
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: we have to. It's gotta be the k you hoodie,

1223
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: you gotta put the Kyu hoodie on because you're right,

1224
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: and those loose pants that you wear to Lucidita's or

1225
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: the gees you do the jeans evet for thirty years. No,

1226
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: they got holes on the knees many that are gonna fit.

1227
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 1: But but I mean so, let me ask you this, coach,

1228
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: if it's if you have an open casket, do you

1229
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 1: want everyone to see your No, No, he's saying, at

1230
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: the thing, you can be. You can have the They're

1231
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: not going to take it off. Whatever is on you

1232
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: at the thing, that's what you go straight to. Now,

1233
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 1: I have an open casket because they ain't gonna find me.

1234
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: If I die, it's gonna be doing something extreme. They

1235
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 1: ain't find extreme. What extreme do you do? You're gonna

1236
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: die in your bed. It'll be skydiving or something. The

1237
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: most stressed out less stress more like they ain't gonna

1238
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: find the body. You're gonna get murdered. What the hell

1239
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're scaring You're starting to worry me,

1240
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 1: like to worry about do you owe people money? Are

1241
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: you on the run? Dude? That's that's how that's how

1242
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 1: it be. Oh man, we don't even talk about Vegas.

1243
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: I forgot about Vega. About Vegas? Did you not see Vegas?

1244
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: I've seen Vegas. Did you not see it? This weekend?

1245
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: Ceilings falling in the oh the place that we went to.

1246
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: The water was coming through the sports book. But I mean,

1247
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: what holy let me is no playing at Hollywood? The

1248
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Speaker 1: ceiling was coming rout rain. They got a lot of rain.

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01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: Parking garages were flooded. I mean, it was crazy. Are

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Speaker 1: they not ready for rain? Like they're not. Are we

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01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: like here in town? Are we ready for snow? No?

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Speaker 1: So we'll look like monkeys and we'll look crazy if

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Speaker 1: there's snow. They're they're not prepared for rain. So all

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Speaker 1: their construction isn't built for rain. Yes, And they must

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Speaker 1: have had the sports book right next to parking garage,

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Speaker 1: so once it flooded, then the sports book TV is flooded.

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Speaker 1: So loss Chris was he working like he does? All

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Speaker 1: the construction stuff was gonna damn. It was crazy because

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01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: there's an electric cir circus circus, no circus, the one

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Speaker 1: with the new sports book, and I had the long bar.

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Speaker 1: There was two guys with like squeegees trying to mop

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Speaker 1: up all the water in the sports book. And I

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01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,480
Speaker 1: was like, guys, you're gonna need to get it a

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Speaker 1: bigger mop because you know something, you can't push water.

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Speaker 1: You can't you can push water, No, you can't with squeegees.

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Speaker 1: I mean they had little squeegees. I'm talking. It was

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Speaker 1: like when is the lifeguard coach? You'd always pushed the water.

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Speaker 1: The water. You're talking about an inch of water. This

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Speaker 1: is like water. You know, it's always quicker than a squeegee. Water.

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Speaker 1: Water will out run a squeegee. Huh. It was why.

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Speaker 1: I mean, And then when you know somebody was betting

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Speaker 1: and they're losing their ass, they're like, how much worse

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Speaker 1: can I luck get? And then the ceiling came through

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01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: on the blackjack table there they show a waterfall coming

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Speaker 1: onto the black jack table. You know. A guy was like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm leaving Vegas. How is the ceiling not better?

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Speaker 1: I mean, how do you shave up your for a trip,

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Speaker 1: your trip of a lifetime. I'm going to Vegas, baby Planet,

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Speaker 1: Hollywood in New York and you I mean, it's all

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Speaker 1: over and it's maybe it's just because they have all

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01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 1: those little walkways and stuff. So if the walkways flood

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Speaker 1: then it goes into the casino, then it comes through

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Speaker 1: the ceiling. I don't know, but I know here in Nashville,

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01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: we would never have water come mean through our ceilings. Never.

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01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: It was bonanas like. I mean, if you're sitting there

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01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 1: and if you're drunk or you're high, like you're I'm tripping,

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01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: there's water coming there, and oh ship, that's real water.

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01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,720
Speaker 1: I mean that dude. You know, those people that were

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Speaker 1: drunk that didn't believe what they were seeing had no chance.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I would have been one Bakamadas at

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Speaker 1: the Sore Losers Convention, the party of the Year. I

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Speaker 1: don't remember his last name, the guy that had coaches

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Speaker 1: Stus Stash. He went and know what was going on

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01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: and be like dang. He talks about Miguel No mcguil

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01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: is the one that tackled the lady Hey and somebody

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Speaker 1: they I guess in Texas. I think they had a

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Speaker 1: Sore Losers convention of anyone they put on the Facebook page.

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Speaker 1: I saw in Austin someone without us that isn't sanctioned.

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Speaker 1: So we did not approve that convention. It's unofficial. That's

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Speaker 1: not a convention. Are you going to cease and desist. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: is there anyway I can have a birthday shouting out

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Speaker 1: for my husband's thirtieth birthday today. His name is Adam

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Speaker 1: and he's a huge fan of your podcast. He listens

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01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: to all your EPI pisodes and has saved even some

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01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: of his favorites so he can go back and listen

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Speaker 1: to them. Thank you, coaches, Serena. Serena, you didn't put

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Speaker 1: your husband's name Adam. O Adam. I'm an idiot, Adam.

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Speaker 1: Let's just go with Adam, Adam. Happy birthday, Adam had birthday, dude,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening. That was you missed. Happy birthday by

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Speaker 1: a lot, Adam. We missed it. Happy birthday your Serena said,

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Speaker 1: woa birthday time tonight, youthday. Yeah, I was gonna say.

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Speaker 1: She says she's got something special playing for you. So

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Speaker 1: when you get home, make sure you shed your clothes,

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Speaker 1: head to the bedroom, shed him in the garage, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, Adam, take him off in

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Speaker 1: the garage. He said, that's how it gets happening tonight.

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Speaker 1: All right, Happy birthday, Happy Monday. Yeah you too, man,

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Speaker 1: Let's go home, all right? You done? Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: a long one, goodbye one. Six games es