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Speaker 1: We got Bryan Ryndos, We got Bryan Bryandos. He's on

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Speaker 1: the cast. Excited Forest Ryan Reynolds is on I Loved Podcast. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's Bryan Rentals. Ryan. Yeah, it's Ryan Reynals. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I sound like DJ Collin, but I do. Listen,

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Speaker 1: let's just talk everyone. I let you down, fans, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You didn't let anybody down. You know who let somebody down?

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Speaker 1: You know who let somebody down? It was me, it

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Speaker 1: was I don't think it's that I want to I

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Speaker 1: But I tried, and I came up short. Ryan. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, we emailed a bit. He he's making a movie,

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Speaker 1: he's got a zillion companies, he's got his family. I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to like I'm not wanted to like beg anybody.

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Speaker 1: but I don't think it's your fault. I will take

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Speaker 1: full blame from No, he's not not doing the podcast

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Speaker 1: because you once drunkenly hugged him. Dude, he's got of

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Speaker 1: zillen things on his plate. And by the way, I

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Speaker 1: to him since since this happened twenty years ago. But

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Speaker 1: going you know, I don't even want to what we

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Speaker 1: amazing thing in the episode He's got I didn't I

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Speaker 1: just want to talking about his weight or his career.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about his weight and how he's

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Speaker 1: keeping He would say, stop fucking eating fried chicken, asshole. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now hold on one second, man, speaking from speaking from

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Speaker 1: a person who loves fried chicken. One, how dare you

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Speaker 1: But let me tell you something right now, Ryan Reynolds

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Speaker 1: wasn't always just handsome dude that he was always He

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Speaker 1: was on a show called Two Guys a Girl on

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Speaker 1: Wasn't chubby, bro. He was cute and charming, sure, But

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Speaker 1: now he's not only cute and charming, he's also ripped

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Speaker 1: to someone who's had the most fascinating, amazing career trajectory,

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Speaker 1: who totally did it on his own, Like he had

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Speaker 1: And what made him go from fucking zero to a

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Speaker 1: thousand It was that he made Deadpool happened. He created,

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Speaker 1: he manifested it, He whiteboarded that ship. That's what's interesting

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Speaker 1: the word motherfucker. Peloton you peloton every day and stop

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Speaker 1: it's not flush your weed. Flush your weed, Flush your weed,

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Speaker 1: Joel Elder heart. No, I just know Donald so well

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Speaker 1: You know what I have for breakfast? Nothing? Nothing, two

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Speaker 1: know what I had for breakfast today? So I do

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Speaker 1: you eat breakfast? I had a smoothie, that's not that

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Speaker 1: the way, why do you want to simulator when the when?

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Speaker 1: Now who you've successfully gotten into golf, and what now

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Speaker 1: You don't get good playing golf. You get good practicing golf.

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Speaker 1: she's had a couple of My mom doesn't love flying,

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00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: and when she's had a couple of hard landing, she says,

426
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Speaker 1: she told me. I went to the customer service desk

427
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: and complained. I was like, Mom, you didn't. That's like,

428
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: no matter how great a pilot is, you know, not

429
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna be they called a greaser when you just

430
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: fucking and you barely even feel it, Like, not everyone's

431
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 1: going to be a greaser, Mom, Like you give them

432
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: some slack. But dude, I remember we landed in St.

433
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: Bart's and you and the dude popped his tires and

434
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: stuff like that, and you were like, the pilot must

435
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 1: be rusty, Yeah, musty must be a little rusty or yeah,

436
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: I mean, but there is by the way, when you

437
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: when you get into flying and you and you have

438
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: a greaser landing and it's just you just glided on

439
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: the runway. Oh it's sexual. It's just so amazing and

440
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: it's such a high. Alright, on that note, let's get

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Speaker 1: into the summary. Oh, I have so much to talk

442
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: about today. But yeah, we should probably talk about the show. Okay,

443
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: La Land are we doing scrubs or La La Lands? Today?

444
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: I could talk all day. We got a lot of

445
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of funny comments already about our

446
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: our our La La Land rewatch podcast. People are very

447
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: interested in that. People are very interested, very interested in

448
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: the Joel's love life part the podcast. Now well, I

449
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 1: noticed that Joel is very interested in getting that started

450
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: with them pictures that she's posting on Instagram. Joe, No,

451
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the photo of you just by yourself

452
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: she got She's sun kissed and everything in this. You know,

453
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: I only follow you guys on Twitter. I need to

454
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: follow you guys on Instagram. But um, I had an

455
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: idea Donald that I pitched to Will Wills are are

456
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 1: overlord at I heeart that we get one of these

457
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: dating apps to sponsor the segment, and that way we

458
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: can get serious. So if you if you're listening and

459
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: you're related to any of these dating apps, except for

460
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: like maybe like you know, Farmers Only or Christian Mingle

461
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: or j D eight farmers Only as dope. I heard,

462
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: oh really, really you something tells me the woman that

463
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,640
Speaker 1: Joel is looking for is probably not on armors Only.

464
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: You don't have to be lonely at farmers only dot com?

465
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: Is that? That is the jingle? That is the dopest

466
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: jingle ever. You don't have to be lonely at farmers

467
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: only dot com. I remember there was an episode of

468
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: The Batchel It must have been The Bachelor or The

469
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 1: Bachelorette one of those, and the and the and the

470
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: the girl went to the she was in love with

471
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 1: this guy and he was amazing. It must have been Bachelorurette.

472
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: And then she's like, oh my god, he's the one

473
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: and it's time for her to go to where he lives.

474
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Speaker 1: And it was like a farm in the middle of

475
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Speaker 1: fucking nowhere in bumble fuck town, Like it's like the

476
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: Shining but a farm. And he's like, so this is

477
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: it and she was like, Uh, it wasn't that cute anymore.

478
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: So you're trying to say that farmers, because of their location,

479
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: have a hard time dating. Yes, I'm trying to say,

480
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: unless you want the bumble fuck, middle and nowhere life,

481
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: it's probably hard to find someone. That's why farmers only

482
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: is a thing, so farmers can find people down with

483
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: the program. Yeah, and Joel is a city girl who

484
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be up at five milk and cows.

485
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm up at five anyway, but I will not be

486
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: milking a cow. Yeah, Joel wants to be up at

487
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: five playing PS five anyway, So listen. Wait, I'm just

488
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: saying we're gonna try to the proper channels through our

489
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: overlord Will. But if any of y'all are connected to

490
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: any of the dating apps, hit us up through my

491
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: Heart because we want to make a segment about finding

492
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: Joel a life partner, because the three of us are

493
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: in love and we want to bring that joy to Joel.

494
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: Joel do you want Yes, she does. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,

495
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: go ahead. I am open to meeting new people and

496
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: trying new things. Relationships are terrifying to me. Uh, you

497
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: have to compromise and listen to people and like make

498
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: time in your schedule for them, and it sounds like work. Um,

499
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: but no, it's not. Wants to die alone. It's a

500
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of conflicting emotions about it. I

501
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: don't know where I stand. I'm not because you're well

502
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: in my mind, you're picturing. So maybe I'm guessing people

503
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: you did in the past that haven't been a right fit.

504
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, put into your mind someone who is

505
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: the perfect compliment to you. They are massaging your should

506
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: what's that game you want to play on PS five

507
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: that you're so excited about, Cyberpunk seventy seven. Yeah, they

508
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: are massaging your shoulders while you're playing Cyberpunk seventy seven.

509
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, that is kind of the dream some of

510
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: that sounds great. Uh, yeah, you know, I'm definitely I'm

511
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: definitely down again. You guys have made my mom very happy.

512
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: We've talked about it at like, like, are you really

513
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: going to find you somebody? And like I feel like

514
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: that's very determined, and when he's determined, things usually happen. Yeah,

515
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: I make shuld happen. Joel, It's on my white board.

516
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: Find Joella lovers on my whiteboard. Please don't get a

517
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: tattooed on your body. Yeah, I'm gonna get a tattood

518
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: on my body. So here's the thing, though you haven't

519
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: said anything that makes me think that a Farmer's Only

520
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: dot com isn't something like you got some side hustle

521
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: money from farmers only dot com or something. No, I'm

522
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: just saying the song. We still don't understand why Joel

523
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be on farmers Only because look, she's

524
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: talking about somebody massaging her shoulders while she plays a

525
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: video game. I'm sure I'm listen that, No doubt, they massage.

526
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: They massage cows teeth and they squeeze. They squeezed that,

527
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: So imagine, no hands on your shoulders yours. She's just

528
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: come from yanking some some goat teets and now it's

529
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: on your shoulders. No, let's go big, Let's go big.

530
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: It's not the little tiny goat teets. She's been yanking

531
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: some freaking cow teats, some big home milk cow te

532
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: I love the word teeth. Teeth teet is a funny word,

533
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: just like some wild visuals from like five to five. Though, right,

534
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna be so tired when they come home. Do

535
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: you ever have a nose hair that is pushing against

536
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: the inner nostril and you feel it and you kind

537
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: of want to pull it out with your fingernails, and

538
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: no matter how much you try, it's still there tickling

539
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: the inside. Anybody. I'm so sorry, Donald, you have out

540
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: of control nose hairs. So shut up because I have

541
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: told you. What did I say? Sometimes sometimes sometimes Donald's

542
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: nose hairs commingle with his mustache hairs, and they like,

543
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: they become friends. They like, they do a little dance,

544
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: They become they become hybrid. Hairs may become hybrids. And

545
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: then Donald goes like this, He takes both of his

546
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: fingers and he yanks, and then of course he sneezes.

547
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: I love the feeling of that type of pain. Like, look,

548
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: there's times where I like, I like that sting. I

549
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: like that little that little thing, you know what I mean.

550
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: Like when I was when I used to box and

551
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: spa all the time, that feeling of getting that little

552
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: tap when you get punched in the face and stuff

553
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: like that, when it would happen, it would I like

554
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: that little feeling, that pop, that feel, you know what

555
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: I mean. And so there is a world. You don't

556
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: know it because it's taboo and you haven't tried it,

557
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: but it seems to me you're a you're a candidate

558
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: for someone who might be in S and M a

559
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: little bit, no, because I don't like that ship to

560
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: last longer than a couple of seconds, like that S

561
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: and M ship looks like that ship, like I would

562
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: be saying my safe word over and over and over again.

563
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Please stop this ship right now.

564
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:07,239
Speaker 1: No more. I don't think that no more as as

565
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: safe as it gets. No more, please, no more. I'm done.

566
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm done because Stafford has to be something like out

567
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: of the norm that you wouldn't say like raisins, because

568
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: if you forget that ship, if you forget that ship,

569
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: and now you're going down the list, the list of

570
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: all the words that you that you think are your

571
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: safe raisins, salary, apricots, the traffic late system. Please stop, goddamnit,

572
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: please stop. That's gonna turns into Okay, don't scream like that.

573
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: We have listeners who are breastfeeding. This was a mistake.

574
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: It was I'm stop. Damn. You're gonna have to cut

575
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: that out or pot it way down. All right, let's

576
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: get into your recap, my friend. We've adapted it so

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00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: now it's a forty seven second recap. Let's see if

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00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: you can do it in forty seven seconds, ready, let

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00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: me hold on clearing looks, the last one says forty

580
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: seven point seven one. Okay, here we go, baby and go.

581
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds guest stars as Turk and j D's frat buddy.

582
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: He tells Cox Jordan's baby is his counsel's pushing Elliott

583
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: to her breaking point. All of this while our gang

584
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: is coming to the end of our second year. This

585
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: episode is all about taking responsibility and owning our mistakes.

586
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: That always, it's always great to take the credit when

587
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: you're admired for your actions, but you have the guts

588
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: to take the credit when you've cost people pain and

589
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: or grief. On the flip side, and I know it's difficult.

590
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: Do you have what it takes to forgive when you've

591
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: been wrong by someone you care about? Yeah? Yeah, good,

592
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: Well of course, now you go to thirty seven seconds,

593
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: but um, you had ten more seconds to slow down. Um.

594
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: I mean, let's just talk about the headline of this episode.

595
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: That's so fucked up is that you know Jordan has

596
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: been hiding from Cox that it's his baby. I mean,

597
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: that's so fucked up, And how could you possibly I know,

598
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: it's a TV show, But how in real life could

599
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: you ever come back from from that? It's so deceitful. Well,

600
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: love is a very very very very strong force, you know,

601
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 1: and so we're gonna jump around obviously. But when it

602
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: comes to the end of the show, when he finally

603
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: says no, I want to do this and winds up

604
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: punching Kelso in the face and everything like that, it's

605
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: easy to forgive when you love, you know what I mean, Love,

606
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: love conquers all that. These are real, that these songs

607
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: and all of these you know, love songs and everything

608
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 1: that are out there. They can't be wrong, these thousands

609
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: and thousands and thousands of long love songs can't be wrong.

610
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: And so to forgive there, it must be a ton

611
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: of love there. And it's pretty clear at the end

612
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: of the episode that he loves Jordan's and of course,

613
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: of course, and he's in love with the child already.

614
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: But I just don't understand how Jordan's I didn't really

615
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: get clear on why other than a plot device, why

616
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: was Jordan's hiding this from him. I don't don't want

617
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: him to like fall in love with her or like

618
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: be with her out of obligation like this allowed him

619
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: to like walk away if he didn't want to be

620
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: a part of her life. I feel like she still

621
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: would have told him at the end of that, you

622
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: know what I mean, But she needed to know, like

623
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: what was between them with about them and not this baby. Well,

624
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: if that's the case, why did she wait so long? Also, though,

625
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like if if, if he's

626
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: already he was clearly showing when a great father he

627
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: was going to be to the child. Well he stuck

628
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 1: around while she was going through the pregnancy. Also, you

629
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Right, Well, in this case, Cox

630
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: is in love with her. He then falls in love

631
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: with the with the baby, and is prepared to be

632
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: true and step up and be an amazing parent. And

633
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: then he finds out that everybody knows this secret but him.

634
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I just you know, imagine that happened to you.

635
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: I would I think he'd belived And he forgives her

636
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: pretty quick, is my point. Yeah, you know, he he

637
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: loves her, he loves the kid, and I think if anything,

638
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: it's a relief to him that this is what it is,

639
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 1: this was what was ideal before before he finds out

640
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: that you know, it's a relief when he finds out.

641
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: I think also, even though he's afraid and everything like that,

642
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: he's like, thank goodness, man, because I'm putting all of

643
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: his energy and stuff into this lady whom I love

644
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: and into this kid whom I love. And it turns

645
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: out it's an ideal situation anyway for me, you know

646
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then Jordan, Jordan's instantly the second

647
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: he gives in, She's like, all right, go get me food. Yeah.

648
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: But you know, people like Cox needs someone like Jordan's.

649
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: You know, it's like you and Casey or you know

650
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: everyone you know relations. I'm gonna be honest with you.

651
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody needs anybody like Jordan. Jordan is

652
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: like the ultimate No, but he does. I mean, I

653
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: think that some of this is inspired by Bill and Krista,

654
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: And when I think of those too, like they are

655
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: a ying Yang in so many ways, and they do

656
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: bicker um and then, but but it works. It's it's

657
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: it is, it is. It works for them. Now a

658
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: lot of people in You and Casey don't don't bicker

659
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: like these characters do. But you, guys, from from what

660
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: I can see, are so different in so many ways.

661
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: But it's a perfect Yang yang. Yeah, opposite to track,

662
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: that's for sure. But but but in this, in this

663
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: situation when you said, yes, Cox is such a he's

664
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 1: such a huge personality on screen that right, it would

665
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: take somebody of Jordan's caliber to have a personality like

666
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: that to combat. Yeah, a woman who doesn't have that

667
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: kind of power is gonna get walked all over. And um,

668
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like like and and and

669
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: with Jordan's the same thing, Like she's still walking over

670
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: a man as alpha and I don't know what the

671
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: words are either, but whatever Cox is, she's still walking

672
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: all over that. Imagine her with like a fragile wallflower

673
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: of a man. I mean, it would be, it would be.

674
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: They wouldn't It wouldn't work. Yeah, you know that's what

675
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: makes me and my wife works so well, the fact

676
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 1: that she's completely different than I am, and I'm completely different,

677
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: you know what. The one thing that we have in

678
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: common is that we love to laugh, you know what

679
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: I mean, And we you know, and so because of

680
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: that we have we joke, We joke around a lot,

681
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: and we have the same sense of humor. But as

682
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: far as like her style and my style were completely different,

683
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,720
Speaker 1: and what she likes and what I like, we're completely different.

684
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: But I'm sure you've dated women that you felt like.

685
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: I've dated that I was I was identical to, like

686
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: we were exactly alike, and that ship was like, oh,

687
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: this doesn't necessarily work. You're too much like how I am,

688
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: you know, or someone you didn't feel that you didn't

689
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: respect or wasn't your equal. I mean, I feel like

690
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: you respect Casey as your as your equal and you

691
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: admire her, and yeah, because she demands that ship though

692
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, she commands that ship. That ship,

693
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's different from It's not

694
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: like I'm sitting there like I need to respect my woman.

695
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 1: She's like, motherfucker, you better respect me. And I'm like, yeah,

696
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: you know what, You're right, I better. But but you're

697
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: proving my point. You need you needed a woman like

698
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: that for you, for you to commit for your life

699
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: and for you to have respect for you needed someone

700
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: who was like, listen, motherfucker, sit the funk down, get

701
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: out of the fucking animation room, and make me some

702
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: fried chicken. Okay, first of all, she doesn't ever kick

703
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: me out of my animation room. Let's just let's just

704
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: start there. Okay. By the way, I had a very

705
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: sweet moment with her this week, because um, I love

706
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: real estate more than anything, and I was I sent

707
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: her this house I thought would be perfect for you guys,

708
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: and the first thing she wrote back was like, Oh,

709
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: that one Lularia could be Donald's animation room. Yeah, she

710
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: loves me. Yeah that's how it goes. Yeah, she's a

711
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: good woman. She's a great woman. She wasn't like, she

712
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: wasn't like, uh, I don't know where we're gonna put

713
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: Donald's animation room. She was like, oh, that area could

714
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: be done on the animation room. All right, should we

715
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: talk about the fucking show scrubs Donald? We should get

716
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 1: into it. First of all, Ted had dreams of being

717
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: a senator. When was at what point was Ted's freaking

718
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: charisma so high that he was gonna be a senator?

719
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that Ted probably started off

720
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: something happened that really beat ted Town and made him

721
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: made him so troubled. He also hits on Elliott for

722
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: the first time in this episode. I don't know how

723
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: many times that happens, but he asked her out. He

724
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: does well, I don't know. I mean, maybe part of

725
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 1: him is probably just trying to be nice because Kelsels

726
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: just made her cry. But he's also like, hey, right right,

727
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: you're so vulnerable right now, maybe exactly exactly. I see

728
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: you have tear in your eyes. Would you like to

729
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: get a drink? Um? I thought we should talk about

730
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,720
Speaker 1: hangovers and doctors, because this is a real thing. Again,

731
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if doctors still do this. You doctors

732
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: listening will have to say out loud to your listening

733
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: device whether you do or not. But when we were

734
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: starting the show, we learned that that doctors with hangovers

735
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: would give themselves i v s and sometimes even go

736
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: so far as to hide the bag under their armpit

737
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: and put their like, um, you know, their lab coat

738
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: over it, and like go around gently squeezing the bag

739
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: as put fluids into their body because they were so

740
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: dehydrated from alcohol. Have you ever done that? Have you ever?

741
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever had an I V after a night

742
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: of drinking? Well, now it's like a service. I mean,

743
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure in in New York, l A. And I'm

744
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: sure other cities, uh around the world, you can go

745
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: get like hangover hydration from a nurse. I don't think

746
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: I've ever done that. Have you? That ship works, man?

747
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: That Oh my gosh, it works so well too. And

748
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: you can get like a bunch of vitamins and stuff

749
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: like in minerals and ships like that put into it.

750
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: The one thing that I got a problem with, though,

751
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: is that you can taste it. I've never been able to,

752
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: like they put it into your vein, but you can

753
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: taste it in your mouth. And that's the weirdest shit

754
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: I've ever So wait, had you had you had it scheduled,

755
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: or you were in such pain you said, called the

756
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: I v R. You went there? What have you come

757
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: to your house? So I go to this gym, Unbreakable Performance.

758
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: It's owned by Jay Glazer. It's a great Jim. It's uh,

759
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: you know, it's one of those gyms that you go

760
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: to where you work out with people that you recognize

761
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: in movies. So as an actor, sometimes going to a

762
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: normal gym is a little uh, you feel like you're

763
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: in a fishbowl, you know what I mean. And so

764
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: this is one of those gyms that you go to

765
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: and you're working out with athletes and actors and you know, uh, musicians,

766
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: et cetera. And so this gym, it's very it's it

767
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: costs some money, but the reason why it costs some

768
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: money is because of the perks it has there. And

769
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: one of those perks is, you know, like it has

770
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: a cryode chamber, and it has an actually occupuncturist, and

771
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: it has you know what I mean, a bunch of

772
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: great things like that. But one of the things that offers,

773
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: one of the perks it offers is freaking uh I

774
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: v s. And one day I came in there because

775
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: I was spending so much money on the gym. I

776
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: was like, I cannot not miss a day, but I

777
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: don't want to throw up. And they were like, well,

778
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: why don't you just take an IVY real quick? And

779
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: I went and got an IVY and that ship cleaned

780
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: me out, Like dude, I was so hungover. I was

781
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: so hungover, like to the point where it was like

782
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: I showed up so they could be like, man, just

783
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: go to funk home, you know what I mean? Like

784
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: I was hungover like that, Like why don't you just

785
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: say fuck it? Because I was spending all this money

786
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to cancel and be like I'm

787
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And so I showed up

788
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: and they're like this, yeah, just do an I V.

789
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: I came out of that. I came out of the

790
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: IVY session charged and ready to go. I had to

791
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: I had to pee first. I had to pee first.

792
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: But then I was like, yo, let's go. Well that

793
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: should tell people that that's when I hangover. Is obviously

794
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: it's dehydration. You just you need you need water. Yeah,

795
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: well and minerals and like, and you know, Daniel, you've

796
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: had that too, Yes, I did. I went to a

797
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: bachelor party in Nashville and the next day we went

798
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: to this really kind of not shady but like just

799
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: hole in the wall spot that was just called Drip Doctors. Yes,

800
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: and you know, it could sound like a fashion line,

801
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: but it was just a place where they were like, yeah,

802
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: sit in a chair, we pop an IVY in you

803
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: and have a good day. It was very in and out.

804
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice. I mean, I I there's also places,

805
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: I mean maybe not during COVID, but they do, like

806
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: house calls. You can just be like why God, and

807
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: they come and put an I V in you? Right? Fancy?

808
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that. How about that pratfall

809
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: I did with the I V I mean that was

810
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: pretty great. I'm pretty that was pretty good. Ryan Reynolds.

811
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: Pratfall was pretty good too. Yes, yes, Ryan Reynolds, but

812
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: but but you know, you know my pop was pretty

813
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: good too, right, Yeah, IV one was great. I'm just

814
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: saying Ryan Reynolds, you know, showing flashes of flashes of

815
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: what was to come with his bradfall. That's all. Yes. Um,

816
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds walking in the hallway saying, how about that guy?

817
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: How about that guy? That guy? And he's pointing to

818
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: different men as we walked through the hospital, and I said,

819
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: it would probably be easier if I just pointed at

820
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: whose butts I haven't had my fingers. Um, let's talk

821
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: about this chocolate hand, because I'm bussing. You know what,

822
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: Before we talk about the chocolate hand, go to break.

823
00:45:54,200 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back, and we're back,

824
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,240
Speaker 1: so let's talk about the chocolate hand. I am guessing

825
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: that this is very inappropriate. I didn't think it was inappropriate,

826
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: oh really, because I thought at the time it was

827
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: funny because we were calling each other vanilla and chocolate.

828
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: But I wondered if in two thousand and twenty it's racist.

829
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: I don't think it's racist if my skin color matches

830
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: the color of chocolate, and you love chocolate, so you

831
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: my my hand. Dude, I would say it's built into

832
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: the culture of these two friends, and so I did

833
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: not find it offensive. There's certainly a lot of conversations

834
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: happening around, mostly in the literature world, of people describing

835
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: dark skin as just always a food item, oh, chocolate, coffee, anything.

836
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: You might yell at a black girl as she's walking

837
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: down the street and you think she's attractive, it's tired.

838
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: But I don't think that necessarily applies to this situation.

839
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: It is like to of friends who have nicknames for

840
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: each other. Um, I haven't even said. I thought it

841
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: was very funny. It's hilarious. I laughed my ass off

842
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: the fact that you ate my hand, and then I

843
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: remember that being and I remember that being a very

844
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: funny set, because you know, they built the whole office

845
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: and to look like it was all made out of

846
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: chocolate and you're you're typing a memo on a chocolate typewriter. Yeah, yeah, dude, Yeah,

847
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: that was I have fond memories of that office. That's

848
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: also cal Turk. That was also same set, same set,

849
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: same area. Now I run into Deonte giving a shout

850
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: out to Deonte Gordon. What do you mean he ran into?

851
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: Oh you ran in the show? I thought you was

852
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: like I ran into I was out and about and

853
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 1: I ran into who's out and about? Because I don't

854
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: know what all of America is out and about? The

855
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: only are we the only people being good? I mean no, no,

856
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: there's a ton of people who are being good. We

857
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: just put a microscope on all the people who are

858
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: being bad. Not to say that it isn't a lot

859
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: of people and that it's not a problem, because it is.

860
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: But it's a lot easier to just be like, look

861
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: at all this terrible ship when it's really like a

862
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: not as big as I mean, I'm sure it's I'm

863
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: sure if you live in a state that has no problems,

864
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: then that's different. But we live in Los Angeles County,

865
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: which has quite a problem, and so we why don't

866
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: really leave my house? I mean, we go to go

867
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: to the supermarket, but I don't know where else we're going. Yeah, no,

868
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: there's no there's no place to go anyway here. But

869
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's to some people, it's a hoax.

870
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 1: So I take my motorcycle out and go on rides.

871
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: You still have a motorcycle? Yeah? Motherfuck? Are you were

872
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: halfway there to Tom Cruise and Top Gun and you've

873
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: got rid of the plane man to be back. I'm

874
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: as Joel pointed out, I'm manifesting it on my forearm.

875
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: But you could have been on the runway with your

876
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: bike trying to race can prop planes. I feel like

877
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: Tom get along. I mean, you know some stuff aside.

878
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: I look, you both like Kenny Loggins his character in

879
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: the movie. At least you know what I mean. Hi

880
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: way to the danger zone and take you right in

881
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: to danger zone? Are you gonna be one of the

882
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 1: first customers to Top Gun two? No? That ship looks

883
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: horrible really yeah, no, I'm sorry. I'm not hating on it.

884
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: And you know what, that was a hating maneuver, and

885
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,959
Speaker 1: I apologize as I'm trying not to do that because

886
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: you know, Miles Teller is in it. He's a nice fellow.

887
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: Do you know how sick I was when we were

888
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: making this episode? Do you recall this? I had I

889
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: had body aches, chills, I had fever and wound up

890
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: having pneumonia and flew it in my lungs and we

891
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: did we did a walk and talk. We did all

892
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 1: stemming from the night in the hot tub. Oh that's

893
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: where you got sick. And then the next day we're

894
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: doing the next week because either he left. I don't

895
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: remember what it was exactly, but it wasn't all lined up.

896
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: But the next couple of days I remember I was

897
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: so sick. I was like, you know, like six sick,

898
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: like sick. I'm surprised you didn't get me in Ryan

899
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: sick in that hot tub. That poor woman who's grabbing

900
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: your booty? Yeah, I laughed out loud when I go,

901
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: it's too hot on my eyes. Why did they think

902
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: they could hold their breath long enough to hide from

903
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 1: somebody checking? Or well, you and Ryan had no problem,

904
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: but I couldn't it. Um, let's discuss. Uh, there's another thing.

905
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: Cox dumps Jordan's and she's like, no, that sh ain't happening. Yeah, no,

906
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: you're not breaking up with me. Have you ever had

907
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: that happen to you? No? But the first thing king

908
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: in my mind was I was once the next girlfriend

909
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: and I were breaking up and she got really mad.

910
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: She was intoxicated, and she took an empty wine glass

911
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: that was in her hand and she was yelling at me,

912
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: and she slammed it down on the ground as hard

913
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: as she could, and the wine glass didn't break, and

914
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: the both of us, the both of us instantly broke

915
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: from fighting and started cracking up because it was the

916
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: craziest ship we've ever seen. And then you guys made

917
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: love and got back together. No, I don't think no,

918
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: but I always think it's funny, like we're breaking up. No,

919
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,439
Speaker 1: we're not. Then Casey did that ship to me? Dude,

920
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: did that ship? Like? Look, I worked down. We were

921
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: in St. Barts and he tried to break up. No, no, no,

922
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: no no. I came back and begged her to get

923
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 1: back with me after the same part trip. But dude,

924
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: one night, I worked myself up the whole day. I

925
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna break up with her tonight, she's

926
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: gonna come over and we're gonna break up, and then

927
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: it's gonna be that right, And so I waited and

928
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: I waited and I waited, and finally we're at the

929
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: point where it's like, Okay, it's either do it now

930
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: or you're never gonna do it. So I've said to her, look,

931
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: you know, I just I'm gonna be honest with your case.

932
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: You know. Granted, this last couple of months have been great,

933
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: and I've had such an amazing time with you, but

934
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't see this going anywhere. I

935
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: think this is I think we're just you know, playing

936
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: a game, you know, giving her the breakup fucking speech

937
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: right right. And she goes and I go, so I

938
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: think we should break up. I think this is it

939
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: and she goes, no, I said what I said? No?

940
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: I said what? She goes, No, We're not breaking up.

941
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,959
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, that's that's that's not gonna happen.

942
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I'm breaking up with you

943
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: right now. And she's like, you feel that right now?

944
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: Don't you feel that? Donald? And I was like, I

945
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: don't feel what I feel angry. She was like, no,

946
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: don't you feel that we have something more than this

947
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: when you look at us, don't you when you when

948
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: you think about us, you don't see it's going further

949
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: than where we're at right now. And I'm like, no,

950
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: I don't. She's like, it's a shame, Donald, I do

951
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 1: we're not breaking up? And I'm like, if we are,

952
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: She's like no, she Jedi mind tricked you, right, And

953
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: so by the end of it, I'm like, well, I

954
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: don't want you to go home. Why don't you just

955
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: get back in bed you're looking for She freaking Jedi

956
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: mind tricked the crap out of me, dude. She's but

957
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: it works though, man, And so when Jordan does that

958
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: to Cox, it definitely catches you off guard because you're like,

959
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: you know, we're not gonna do this. This isn't gonna work,

960
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, we are gonna do this. It's

961
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: gonna work. It's like all of the preparation that you

962
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: made expecting to have a response that's like, you know,

963
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: but we need I needed you and you need me.

964
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: And when that doesn't come and it's and it's and

965
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: its and it's not U fine, that's okay, okay, let's

966
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: break up and it's no, we're not breaking up. It

967
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: just catches a man off guard. And I think men

968
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: genuinely liked this ship too, Like it turned me the

969
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: funk on. I was like, you know what, you're right,

970
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: you certainly have to be on the fence about the

971
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: relationship if you're really over it. And she's like, we're

972
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: not breaking up you're like ro right right. I was

973
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: definitely I was definitely on the fence about it about

974
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,839
Speaker 1: when the guy in the hot subs like some days

975
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: I sit out here drinking cold one after cold one,

976
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: and I go, what do you do when you have

977
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: to pee? And there's a long pause. And so you

978
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: guys are doctors. We should mention that Bill Lawrence directed

979
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 1: this and it's his first episode he directed in of

980
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:04,839
Speaker 1: them thunders applause, Dan thunders applause for their lasting Uh

981
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: he No, he did a good job because he was

982
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: adding his own style and flare to it that he

983
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: had um that he had developed with originally Adam and

984
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: then all the other directors. There are some cool shots

985
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: and some cool transitions, and there's a great there's a

986
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 1: great one or at the end of the episode where

987
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: you and Cox jump onto the elevator and ride down

988
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: in the elevator while delivering your dialogue exit and then

989
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: go into the lobby, the entrance lobby for the hospital,

990
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: and it's time perfectly. You can always tell we're really

991
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: riding the elevator when when it lands there's a bit

992
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: of a camera. I mean, they would try and fake

993
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: that sometimes, but it never looked as good as like

994
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: this one is, like you can tell that the camera

995
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: operators a little bit jerked by the elevator. Um Elliot

996
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 1: goes to Coxford Vice. Well talks to Coxford Advice about

997
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: her deal with Colso, and he genuinely is like, I

998
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: can't give it to you right now because I'm going

999
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: through my own ship. But I found it interesting that

1000
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: that disappointed cox Also, you know that he wasn't able

1001
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: to help his colleague at this moment in time. You

1002
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, because he's a reluctant mentor

1003
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: to everyone. Even though he complains about it and winds

1004
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,919
Speaker 1: about and tells people off, he still likes the young

1005
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: people that he likes coming to him and looking for

1006
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 1: it for advice. By the way, your Superman tat and

1007
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: your shoot Tat tattoo are both in clearland the hot

1008
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: tub scene. And let me see where you are with

1009
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 1: your removal. Let me see if I can see them anymore. Oh,

1010
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: it's all gone. Well, I can still see a little bit.

1011
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 1: Does that hurt? I know, I heard it hurts like

1012
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: a like a mofo. No, it doesn't hurt as bad

1013
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: as people make it sound. Well, it might depend on

1014
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: the spot because I once went with an X to

1015
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: have some removal done and where was the tattoo? It was?

1016
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: It was a tramp stamp. Well, yeah, if you like

1017
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: in your if you like get in your butt smack,

1018
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: though I don't. I can't imagine that hurting that much.

1019
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: Should we go to a break and then talk to

1020
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: a guest tone? I also really have to pee, so

1021
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: we'll be right back after these fine words and after

1022
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: I empty my bladder and we're back. I want to

1023
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: show you guys my new dope shoes and tell me

1024
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: you better not this them because their flies health prepared

1025
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: to gasp? Are you all? Are you all ready to

1026
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: gather things as ugly as fun? Man? Donald that it

1027
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: looks like straight? Do do? These are vapor maxes and

1028
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: they are so dope. You pull on this. Look check

1029
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: this out. You pull this to titan and then you

1030
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: and then you pull this to release their recycled so

1031
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: they're good for the world. You don't like these? Don

1032
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: Where did you buy those? On? I'm addicted to buying

1033
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: showing like you to come. You don't like these? I

1034
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: do like those those? Look? Look how that's like Niven?

1035
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: How's the comfort on? Those. It's funny, Flow Flow. When

1036
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: I opened the box, Flow is making fun of me,

1037
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: like you saying like those are cheesy, And then by

1038
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: the end of the day she's like do those kind

1039
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: of women's guess what they do? You know what? You

1040
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's a jealousy thing. Man. It's

1041
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: like when you know, somebody pulls out a pair of

1042
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: nice Jimmy Choo shoes and all all the ladies go

1043
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: and all the dudes like, man, don't shoes because we

1044
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: don't have nothing to specialists that the only thing that

1045
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: we have special like shoes like that are Jordan's are kicks?

1046
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: Are you know, really exclusive shoes? Exclusive? You don't. I've

1047
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: never owned a pair of Easies in my life. And

1048
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: I love Listen listen. I love Kanye, but I've never

1049
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: owned any of his gear. By the way, have you

1050
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: heard this DJ colleg Drake song pop Star? Yeah? Man,

1051
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 1: that's a good song. I think it's come my person

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00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: on the pop Star like that. Wait, Daniel, I just

1053
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 1: want everyone to know I like a Drake song. It's

1054
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: a big moment for me. Okay, that's a good but

1055
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: just calling my phone and day Yeah, that's just all right.

1056
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: Bringing the guest. Welcome in Dan. Oh, that's going to

1057
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 1: confuse everything. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Dann.

1058
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: Dan on mutual phone. There you go, Dann, it's in

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00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: the house. Everybody's a hello to Dad. Not to be

1060
00:59:50,800 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: confused with that ole, but just Dad. Hi, Dan, Welcome

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01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: to the program. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet

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01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: you too. It's such a privilege to be here, so

1063
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: cool to see both Zack McDonald, two guys that I've

1064
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: watched the majority of my lifetime. Thank you, thank you,

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01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: thank you. This is what we look like. Um uh,

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01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: we're a bit older than now. You might remember us

1067
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: from the TV show, but just as witty. Where are

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01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: you calling from? Dan? Beacon, New York, New York, YO,

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01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: New York. In the house? Is Beacon in the house?

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01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: What do you do there? What do you? What do you?

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01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: What's hero when? When non COVID world exists? What do

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01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: you do for a living? I am an attorney. I

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01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 1: am practicing real estate attorney right now. I've been sworn

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01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 1: in now for about a year, but I'm considering in

1075
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: the near future making a transition to a part time

1076
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: position with Public Defender's Office. In Judges County. Oh, I

1077
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: think I'll bet you that would be way more exciting

1078
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: than real estate. In my humble opinion, I suspect it

1079
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: would be way more fulfilling too. So that's sort of

1080
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: my thinking about why I want to go that route

1081
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: and hopefully I'll get a chance to help people. And

1082
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: it's because of value systems like I got from Scrubs

1083
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 1: about how helping people more important than money. Wow here

1084
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: that Donald's look at the difference we made, No doubt

1085
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: that's real talk. But Money'll talk. Money is fun too, though, Donald.

1086
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: But money is good, especially if you're trying to buy

1087
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: a twenty golf simulator. Like now, Dan, what we what

1088
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: we have you? Um is I'm hearing? Uh? Is now

1089
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: a good time for people to buy a house? Because

1090
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: I've heard varying things about that. If if you're someone

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01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: who's saved and and and you're thinking about doing it,

1092
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: is now a good time to buy? Well, I think

1093
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: it depends on where you are. If you're in Dutchess

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01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: County right now, it's a really really hot market, hottest

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01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: I've ever seen it, you know. I mean, I've only

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01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: been practicing that year, but I paid attention to the

1097
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,479
Speaker 1: real estate market a lot longer than that, and it's

1098
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: it's never been like this. Things are going up for

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01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: sale and selling the two days. So it's it's certainly

1100
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: a hot time. Um whether or not it's a good

1101
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: time remains to be seen because we're not out of

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01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: the woods of this COVID stuff yet, and based on

1103
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: long term projections of what could happen, I mean it's

1104
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: gonna inevitably have some negative impact on the housing market.

1105
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna say, our houses selling for less

1106
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: and way more, way, way more more. I thought it

1107
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: was the otwall. Okay, I thought he. I thought it

1108
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 1: was a buyer's market right now, and right I thought,

1109
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: because a lot of people are are please correct, Actually

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01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: you're okay, because I live on the shadow of New

1111
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,439
Speaker 1: York City, where you can take a train I could

1112
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 1: take I could walk to the train station and be

1113
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: in Manhattan and now see But but see, that's skewed

1114
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: for everybody listening, because everyone wants to get out of

1115
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: Manhattan and where he no see. So if you don't

1116
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: live you don't live within communing distance from Manhattan. I

1117
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of people, because of the pandemic,

1118
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: are shaking up their thinking of where they want to live.

1119
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: Of course, people are getting out of cities. People are saying,

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01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: funk it, let's go to the country. Um So I

1121
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 1: feel like there are houses that are not in the

1122
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: kind of place you live, that are going for less. Right, Yes, naturally,

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01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: I've heard that. It's absolutely a buyer's market. I'm only

1124
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 1: bringing this up because I want Donald to move closer

1125
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: to me, so I keep sending his wife houses that

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01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: are within a mile of my house. That's fair. I

1127
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: think you should do that, Donald, I would Dan, I

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01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: would love to do that. There's a thing called uh expensive.

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01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: Do you want to say that there's a thing called expensive? Yeah,

1130
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: I don't need to say that. Again, let's give you

1131
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: a take two on that. There's nothing called expensive. That's

1132
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: exactly what I was going for though, and now buying

1133
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 1: a house during decent Like in California, people are moving

1134
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: out of California because of property tax that's coming up soon.

1135
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: So like if you have a certain amount of land

1136
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: and stuff, you're gonna be taxed double is what I've heard.

1137
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: And so now people are moving out of Los Angeles

1138
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 1: and California to different states where they don't have to

1139
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: pay taxes anymore. So I have a place in Manhattan

1140
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: that I daydream about selling during this time, but I'm

1141
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: not going to do it because it would be the

1142
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: worst time in the world to to sell it. Um

1143
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: and and then I'm not and then I know I'll

1144
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 1: regret it. But but I, I, like many who have

1145
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: a piece of property in the city are like, I

1146
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: don't want to live in the city now. I want to.

1147
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 1: I want it just feels scary. I want to be

1148
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: I want to have space in in a yard and

1149
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: not not be on top of people in an elevator

1150
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: with someone coughing. Right. It's it's very speculative, I think

1151
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 1: as a whole right now. And let me tell you

1152
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: if you ever need a lawyer to sell that place

1153
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: in that there you go. There's the lawyer we know

1154
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 1: and love. All right, Dan, do you have a question

1155
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: for for any of us about anything in the world.

1156
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: I want to You can tell your story here. I

1157
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: know we talked a little about a little bit about

1158
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: it earlier. And if you don't want to, that spine, Oh,

1159
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 1: Dan has a secret story. I do. Part of how

1160
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: I got connected with Joel and why I'm here today

1161
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 1: is because you had said on an episode of your podcast,

1162
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 1: if anybody has a story of hooking up at a

1163
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: funeral to write in At that moment, I knew you

1164
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: felt like you were talking directly to me because I

1165
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 1: was just at this moment. Yes, you guys asked for it,

1166
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: and here it is. Man. I was the one that

1167
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,439
Speaker 1: said this was going to be crazy and gross. Listen,

1168
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: but this is what you wanted to hear. We couldn't deliver.

1169
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: We couldn't deliver animals, but we delivered a guy who

1170
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: banged at a funeral and nothing on that. Dan, it's

1171
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 1: time to go into your story. Please tell us everything

1172
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 1: go on, But Dan, don't go too long because we

1173
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: we are going along on the show. Give us a

1174
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: condensed version of this amazing tale. But but tell us everything. Yeah, well,

1175
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: when you get to the dirty parts, you can take

1176
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 1: your time. I have to be somewhat vague intentionally, of course,

1177
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 1: when we don't want to out anybody. Of course, of

1178
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: course we're not gonna we're not gonna name any names

1179
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: or anything, of course, And I will start by saying that, like, listen,

1180
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: I had a friend who passed away really tragically, way

1181
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: way before it was this time of cancer a rare

1182
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: form of cancer. And I think he was thirty one

1183
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: when he passed away, And um, it was you know,

1184
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: it was an emotionally charged time. That's the way I'd

1185
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 1: like to frame the whole story. Um. Now, his brother

1186
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: was one of my best best friends and my college buddy,

1187
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: college roommate um for two years, and a guy who

1188
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: you know, I had had a lot of guy loved

1189
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: moments with. This is a guy who I'm not afraid

1190
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 1: to say I've kissed before, and I will say that

1191
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 1: I'm radio. But he was a good friend of mine,

1192
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 1: to say the least. And I guess I had met

1193
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 1: his cousin at the wake the night before. It was

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01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: a cousin of hisines that I hooked up with. And

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01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,360
Speaker 1: I I'm trying to be artful, so I'm taking my

1196
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 1: time with I'm gonna parse this south. But I met

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01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 1: his cousin at the way the night before, and um,

1198
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: is this a woman or a man? This is a woman,

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01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: And uh, it was just innocent flirt type of the situation. Um.

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01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 1: The next day there was a funeral and it was

1201
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,520
Speaker 1: that sacred heart, which I bring up because it's just

1202
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: a fun coincidence. That was the name of the church. Um.

1203
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 1: But then there was an after party, and this is

1204
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: where the story really starts. The story gets good at

1205
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: the after party because my friend who died had wanted

1206
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: this to be celebration. He wanted it to be a party.

1207
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: He wanted people drinking, wanted a bar, he wanted all

1208
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: the Irish whiskey, you know, flowing. And it was and

1209
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: we were getting, you know, pretty tore up. And rather

1210
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:12,440
Speaker 1: than sort of being with the family, this cousin of

1211
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,440
Speaker 1: his was hanging out more with the friends because we

1212
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 1: were we were the people living up, having a good time,

1213
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:21,640
Speaker 1: and so she didn't really she knew many people at

1214
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: this uneral, but she didn't know many people within my

1215
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 1: crew of friends, and so she was gravitating towards me.

1216
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,799
Speaker 1: And I had no problem being the sort of liaison

1217
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: to the phone that was happening. I felt like it

1218
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 1: was helpful to her. And we're partying now in the

1219
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 1: parking lot. She had made a move on me to

1220
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,759
Speaker 1: try and kiss me. I had rejected it. She tried again.

1221
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 1: I rejected a second time, but the third time I

1222
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 1: allowed things to happen and we just started making out

1223
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 1: like hands stuff, nothing too too aggressive, but we were

1224
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,360
Speaker 1: seeing someone saw the light hand stuff is a great

1225
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:05,240
Speaker 1: name for a bank. Go ahead, go there. There have

1226
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 1: been some light hand stuff and uh and I and

1227
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 1: then that was it. I said, okay, this is crazy.

1228
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,600
Speaker 1: We're done. You're in You're in an emotional place. I

1229
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: did at least say that once. And that was it. Um.

1230
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:22,120
Speaker 1: Now she later says, to meet her in the bathroom.

1231
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna go in the bathroom meet me

1232
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 1: and there to minutes and so I go and I

1233
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:30,320
Speaker 1: here into Oh boy, so you weren't serious. You weren't

1234
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,600
Speaker 1: You weren't being truthful when you were like, you're in

1235
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: an emotional place. You were like, you're an emotional place.

1236
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: There's people staring at us right now. Let's try and

1237
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 1: find someplace that's a little bit more to screet. Yes, yes,

1238
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: it's like the bathroom. Like the bathroom. I'm an imperfect man.

1239
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 1: I am so imperfect. I'll own that. I you know.

1240
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,800
Speaker 1: I okay, So let's get to the bathroom. We're in

1241
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 1: the bathroom. When happened there she had at that point, Um,

1242
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 1: she my pants off me and it was like sit

1243
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: down on the toilet and wrote what I assumed the

1244
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,320
Speaker 1: best one in a half minutes of her life and

1245
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,719
Speaker 1: and someone did laugh and we were sort of caught.

1246
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 1: But then she's like, oh, I'm just in here, and

1247
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:23,160
Speaker 1: they went away, and you know, that was it. Wow.

1248
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: Have you seen her since she came? She did. I

1249
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 1: lived in Boston at the time. She flew out to

1250
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 1: see me, like a couple of weeks later. We hung

1251
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 1: out the two more times, and after that we didn't

1252
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 1: talk a whole lot because she needed there to be

1253
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 1: a funeral to get turned on. Yeah, she needed the drama. Yeah,

1254
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,720
Speaker 1: she needed the drama, just like the show. Dan. We

1255
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,639
Speaker 1: organized this so you could meet your son. Come on in, Billy.

1256
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:05,160
Speaker 1: He's about eight years old now. Just like, yeah, so, um,

1257
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 1: this some sex act. It occurred while you were sitting

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01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:14,679
Speaker 1: on the toilet. Yes, okay, have you ever done that before, Zach?

1259
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:19,680
Speaker 1: Have you ad sex on the toilet? No at a funeral? No,

1260
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:24,400
Speaker 1: I mean period? No at a funeral, double funeral. Oh

1261
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 1: good guest, Joel Joel thunderous applause for Joel Dan starting

1262
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 1: your case. Well, thank you sir for that. Um, if

1263
01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 1: you're out there and you too have a story about

1264
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,920
Speaker 1: banging in a funeral, we don't we Please contact Joel,

1265
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,679
Speaker 1: we'd love to hear them all. We have at least

1266
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:44,559
Speaker 1: four more. Oh really, you've got four more in your

1267
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 1: in your quiver. Yeah, it's four more. Now. I'm believe Dan.

1268
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 1: I wonder if some people are lying, but I trust Dan.

1269
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 1: I think his story is real. Definitely. I had to

1270
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 1: go back in the memory bank a little bit, and

1271
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,919
Speaker 1: there's details that I left out or probably have forgotten.

1272
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: Unless they're salacious, we don't need them. Damn. There's nothing

1273
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 1: too exciting. There might have been like a fourth attempt,

1274
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 1: like there were one of the things that there were

1275
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 1: more attempts than just the two before I finally gave.

1276
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 1: And I think, yeah, you held on. You held on

1277
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 1: as long as you could. Da, You held on as

1278
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 1: long as you can. You probably were like, no, someone

1279
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:28,800
Speaker 1: give me a shot. One shot later, yes another Jamison, Yes? Um?

1280
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I feel like that was that should

1281
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:34,600
Speaker 1: cover the question section, right, Joel. And maybe we go

1282
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:38,920
Speaker 1: to fix your life? Okay, Dan, you seem like I'm

1283
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 1: a guy who might get into trouble. Sometimes We're gonna

1284
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: play a little game called it's time to fix your life? Alright, Dan,

1285
01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: how can we help you? Um? We can't help that situation.

1286
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,040
Speaker 1: But we can help something that you need help with now, Well,

1287
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 1: Donald and Sad, I have a two year old her

1288
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: name Kennedy, who is she's actually turning to on Saturday. Congratulations.

1289
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: Two years is a big deal, thank you. And she

1290
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:12,679
Speaker 1: loves the outdoors, so I will frequently um now split

1291
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 1: custody with her mother, and when I have her fifty

1292
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 1: percent of the time, I'm bringing her outside all the time.

1293
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:22,400
Speaker 1: And every time that she comes in she's very, very

1294
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 1: upset and she doesn't like the transition from the outside

1295
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,639
Speaker 1: world league inside. Now it doesn't matter if she's out

1296
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: there for fifteen minutes or three hours, no matter what

1297
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,720
Speaker 1: the length of time, she doesn't want to come back in.

1298
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 1: And it's not as much of a problem in the summer.

1299
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,680
Speaker 1: With the weather getting colder here, I wonder what I

1300
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 1: can do now that we're going to be forced for

1301
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:49,559
Speaker 1: more time indoors. That's a very that's a very difficult question.

1302
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,440
Speaker 1: How are you in in the outdoors? Are you skillful

1303
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 1: when it comes to outdoor stuff? UM, I would say no,

1304
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,200
Speaker 1: I don't think he means camping, don't I think he

1305
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: means playing out side right? But but some of those

1306
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,719
Speaker 1: things can come into effect when it comes to playing

1307
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 1: in the outdoors. I think what Donald saying is, is

1308
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 1: there a chance that you're more fun and present with

1309
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: her outside and when she comes in, she knows that

1310
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to your laptop. I think Donald maybe

1311
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: keen into something here. When we're playing outside, I'm fully

1312
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,880
Speaker 1: engaged with her, like it's me and her and there's

1313
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,559
Speaker 1: the rest of the world. I mean, when we're inside,

1314
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:31,240
Speaker 1: it's me and you know, my computer, or me and

1315
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,519
Speaker 1: my phone. A lot of the time it's something I'm

1316
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,640
Speaker 1: not playing with her, but it's not as much. I

1317
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,519
Speaker 1: wonder that that that could be your that could be

1318
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:42,720
Speaker 1: your issue. Right there, there's a possibility that you need

1319
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:47,880
Speaker 1: to be just as uh well, it's it's it's yeah,

1320
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:51,640
Speaker 1: just as present as you are outdoors, when just as

1321
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: present indoors as you are outdoors. I personally, you know,

1322
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,320
Speaker 1: I know what this is. Like. My kids want to

1323
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:02,680
Speaker 1: wrestle and fight all day long, and sometimes you have

1324
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 1: to say that's enough. You you know, I get it.

1325
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 1: You only have her fifty percent of the time, and

1326
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 1: so you're trying to give her as much uh love

1327
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 1: as possible, but there still has to be routine. You

1328
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: know what I mean, You can't just you can't just

1329
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 1: you know, say, I'm gonna take you outside, and that's

1330
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: all you guys ever do is just go outside and play.

1331
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 1: You have to. You have to routine the situation, and

1332
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,400
Speaker 1: and and and and make some sort of schedule for

1333
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,280
Speaker 1: you guys. And so I have an idea, and so

1334
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 1: I I get it. She's it's great, and she wants

1335
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 1: to stay outdoors. But I think that's because she knows

1336
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:39,200
Speaker 1: that YouTube that's the scheduled time that you too, spend

1337
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: all of your time together. And she's just she's just

1338
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: wanting that that I think if you, I mean again,

1339
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,800
Speaker 1: I don't have kids, so listen to Donald over me.

1340
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 1: But if I were, if I were trying this to

1341
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 1: solve this conundrum, I think I would make something super

1342
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: fun in the house that you guys only do right

1343
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 1: when you come in. So the first thing that keen

1344
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,280
Speaker 1: to my mind was like build a fort or a tent,

1345
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,760
Speaker 1: because I used to love that when I was a

1346
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:06,600
Speaker 1: little kid, especially with my parents. Um and so she

1347
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,720
Speaker 1: knows like, oh, it's like a transition time. It's like, oh,

1348
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,240
Speaker 1: it's wh whenever we come in, the first thing we

1349
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:13,960
Speaker 1: do is Dad doesn't just go get on his phone

1350
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 1: and ignore me. We always build a fort right away,

1351
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: and that's kind of like a transition, like oh, because

1352
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,760
Speaker 1: you think about it. In my mind is if I

1353
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,200
Speaker 1: was a two ye old, it's like, oh, the fun

1354
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,559
Speaker 1: time's over now, Dad's on his phone and on board

1355
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,360
Speaker 1: where it's like, no, whenever we come in, it's built

1356
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 1: fort building time. Like that's exciting too, you know what

1357
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 1: I mean. And to a much lesser degree, those are

1358
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:37,840
Speaker 1: the only things that have worked so far. Is like

1359
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,720
Speaker 1: if I can have something right away waiting for her,

1360
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:43,080
Speaker 1: and I've been using like a like fruit snacks or

1361
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,800
Speaker 1: like a cheap like a cheap trick like that, like

1362
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,559
Speaker 1: something easy but cheap about that. That's a good trick.

1363
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 1: That's a good trick. Ain't nothing cheap about that trick. No,

1364
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying, definitely some sort of reward. But the reward again,

1365
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: we're just pulling this out of our butts. We don't know.

1366
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,200
Speaker 1: I mean, Donald's is a great, dad, But I'm just saying,

1367
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 1: come up with something exciting that doesn't make her feel

1368
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,680
Speaker 1: let down. It could be food, I guess, but it

1369
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 1: could also be like more of your attention. Yeah, that's

1370
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: that's such key insight there, And I asked this question.

1371
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,200
Speaker 1: I just want to say because it's a real problem

1372
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,839
Speaker 1: I have. I mean, like I and the parenting advice

1373
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 1: that I hear on the show, it's like really insightful

1374
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:25,160
Speaker 1: and good, but I'm blown away. I didn't. I didn't necessarily, Uh,

1375
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:27,000
Speaker 1: I didn't expect that I was going to get it.

1376
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 1: I don't know why you wouldn't think that, Dan, Dan,

1377
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:35,600
Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome, that you can edit out my

1378
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:38,759
Speaker 1: terrible apology and post. And we need a Charlie pooth

1379
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,760
Speaker 1: Um song it's called You're Welcome that goes right here,

1380
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: or we could just use the MAUI what can I

1381
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:51,280
Speaker 1: say except You're Welcome. That is my daughter's favorite movie, Mamanna.

1382
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 1: I love that movie. Mo Wanna is such an lynn

1383
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 1: Manuel Miranda whatever. The dude's name set the soundtrack for it.

1384
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:04,200
Speaker 1: I do not know his name. He's like the most

1385
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 1: everywhere person on earth, and you don't know his name.

1386
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's like saying yeah, I think it's it's

1387
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 1: like it's it's like j something. There's a letter that

1388
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,960
Speaker 1: comes after it. It's like j R no jay Z,

1389
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:22,519
Speaker 1: j Z. You know that would be listen, man, I

1390
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,560
Speaker 1: don't listen to Broadway shows the way you listen to

1391
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:27,519
Speaker 1: Broadway musicals. Okay, I do listen to Broadway musicals, but

1392
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:30,760
Speaker 1: not like do you like Hamilton's I've only seen it once,

1393
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:33,639
Speaker 1: and so you don't listen to the music. I saw

1394
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 1: it on Disney. I saw it on Disney Plus. Get

1395
01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:39,080
Speaker 1: you Well's face, she's hurt, she's not hurt, she's not hurt.

1396
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you Leslie odom is that his name?

1397
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:47,599
Speaker 1: That dude got skilled, son, that dude got skilled. Look

1398
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:50,720
Speaker 1: as a rapper period, Look, he could have stepped. I know.

1399
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,640
Speaker 1: I know that lin Manuel wrote. I said so, I

1400
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:56,960
Speaker 1: said his name, right. I know that lin Manuel Miranda

1401
01:18:57,120 --> 01:19:00,840
Speaker 1: wrote the raps and all of that ship. But I

1402
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: never expected freaking Leslie to sound like like he put

1403
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 1: the voice in it and everything with the tenn and

1404
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,680
Speaker 1: the sending defending and the men and the dinner let

1405
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:14,560
Speaker 1: me sinning in the sin in the Hamilton and and

1406
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:18,600
Speaker 1: then and the George Washington dinner independing. I got the

1407
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:21,200
Speaker 1: standing defending the pop pen and the pen and the

1408
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:24,640
Speaker 1: pop poon in the pop pop finning. So let the

1409
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 1: dead in again and again again and again, and he

1410
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: had to he had no, Donald, I'm taking of a

1411
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 1: wrap to myself. I don't know if this is the

1412
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 1: proper time to interject that. Ahead, Let's let's get them

1413
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:43,360
Speaker 1: sixteen bars. But I mean, like I do it as

1414
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: a hobby in the band, let's go sixteen bars. I

1415
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,280
Speaker 1: don't know, how about how about twelve bars? Sixteen bars?

1416
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 1: I can hit up be for you anybody? Why say no, Donald?

1417
01:19:55,160 --> 01:20:12,880
Speaker 1: Are you beat barks? Then? Donald? Are you ready? Now?

1418
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:18,600
Speaker 1: To Don Payson and that my dude, Zach bradfon his

1419
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:23,920
Speaker 1: news to everybody's looking real loose. Yeah, everybody's looking real

1420
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna end all that out. Was the

1421
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:35,559
Speaker 1: thing that will keep me up at night. That's the thing.

1422
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,639
Speaker 1: I'm just glad you didn't. I'm just glad you didn't

1423
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:44,400
Speaker 1: rhyme news with Jews. But no, trust me, he was there.

1424
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:47,519
Speaker 1: That's what derailed the whole thing. I was like that.

1425
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,600
Speaker 1: I was just saying, okay, I was just saying that

1426
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 1: Leslie was tinning and that was dope to me. So um, listen,

1427
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,559
Speaker 1: I was directing going in style. When Michael Caine went

1428
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 1: to see Hamilton's on Broadway, and it was like the

1429
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: height of of the Hamilton's insanity in New York City,

1430
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:07,840
Speaker 1: and I go, Michael, how is your how is your night? Uh?

1431
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,640
Speaker 1: Did you have a good sleep? And I think I

1432
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:13,200
Speaker 1: went to see this Hamilton's and you know, this one's

1433
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:17,200
Speaker 1: talking like this and this one's rapping like this. It

1434
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:22,240
Speaker 1: was amazing. So I got to see Michael Caine's impression

1435
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: of Hamilton's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the best. That's the

1436
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:32,200
Speaker 1: best Michael Caine impersonation. You gotta do, do a good

1437
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,720
Speaker 1: Michael Caine impersonally. This one's talking like this one. You

1438
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:38,559
Speaker 1: guys said Michael Caine. It's Michael Caine, and this one

1439
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:41,600
Speaker 1: is rapping like this and the other one's talking like this.

1440
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:49,519
Speaker 1: It's amazing. So that was Michael Caine. That's my Michael

1441
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 1: Caine has just seen Hamilton's impression. Dan, We're probably not

1442
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 1: gonna cut out your freestyle. A oh, Dan, you went

1443
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,360
Speaker 1: from you went from you went from amazing guest telling

1444
01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:03,720
Speaker 1: us you banged on a toilet at a funeral to

1445
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:06,880
Speaker 1: uh to your little point. Frankly, was your freestyle wrap?

1446
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 1: But it was? It was. It was a bad extent,

1447
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:17,720
Speaker 1: But honestly, I'm completely honest. I do actually wrap all.

1448
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 1: We'll give you one more chance. You don't need to

1449
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,960
Speaker 1: be just just go off, just to it off the

1450
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,200
Speaker 1: top of your head, don't your beatboxing was throwing this

1451
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:27,240
Speaker 1: go ahead. I'm so nervous and I really don't do

1452
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:29,760
Speaker 1: off beat most of the time. My strength, You got it,

1453
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 1: You got it, Dan, Just sounds load. Just picture a beat, Dan,

1454
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:36,000
Speaker 1: You got to send us your sound. You want to

1455
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,840
Speaker 1: hear it live. We want to hear it live, not

1456
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:41,000
Speaker 1: like it's not like that. Just go for it. Don't

1457
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,760
Speaker 1: be shy. Come on, you bang in a toilet at

1458
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 1: a funeral. Don't let him bully. You don't let him bully.

1459
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:52,080
Speaker 1: You dant so hard on the man right now? Ever

1460
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:56,400
Speaker 1: they were pressured, Dan, Dan, there's only millions of people listening.

1461
01:22:56,439 --> 01:23:04,400
Speaker 1: You got this, okay? Checking So so there's millions of

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Speaker 1: people listening, and there ain't nobody out here that's gonna

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01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:11,280
Speaker 1: be dissing him because it's the same rap over again.

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01:23:11,439 --> 01:23:13,559
Speaker 1: And now they're laughing. But it's never gonna stop because

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01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:16,519
Speaker 1: when I could spit back every single track, every single

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01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,720
Speaker 1: fact that I spits on, every single rap, and now

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01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,479
Speaker 1: I'm here only to spit the facts because it's my time,

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01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:24,320
Speaker 1: it's prime time, it's live, it's on. I heart, don't start.

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Speaker 1: I ain't here to fart. I ain't gonna shark. I

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01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:29,120
Speaker 1: ain't gonna blow my opportunity. He ain't gonna blow my chance.

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01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna take a stance and I'm gonna let

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Speaker 1: you all know on the radio. This is the way

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01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,439
Speaker 1: it goes. Yo big in New York, in the house

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01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:41,840
Speaker 1: and never been a clown. I run this town. Yeah yeah,

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01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,559
Speaker 1: you guys should see the screw face he's given right now.

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01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:47,000
Speaker 1: He's got the hard face. His face got all hard

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01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,439
Speaker 1: and ship at the end of that ship like I

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01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:52,760
Speaker 1: never asked for this, but instead of thunderous applause, can

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01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:57,200
Speaker 1: we have sort of a light, a light appreciative golf plas. Yes,

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01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:02,360
Speaker 1: I could do it. He's like, I take good work,

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01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:04,080
Speaker 1: Good work, Dan. I like that. I like that you

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01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,599
Speaker 1: you were brave and in front of millions of people

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01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,439
Speaker 1: and uh and that was beautiful. In fact, I'm going

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01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:12,000
Speaker 1: to play that back when I work out next on

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01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,559
Speaker 1: this on the on the Peloton bike. Listen, you guys

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01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:18,000
Speaker 1: have again changed my life working out too. I feel

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01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,360
Speaker 1: like this is like my kin I'm gonna listen to

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01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 1: myself and work out that much harder. Yeah, I'm surprised

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01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,880
Speaker 1: you don't do that. I'm surprised you don't do that yet. Man,

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01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:29,080
Speaker 1: that's the best way to work out. Listen to yourself.

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01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:31,320
Speaker 1: When I said I was a wrapper, I was being

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01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,200
Speaker 1: tongue in cheeks, like, I don't do it seriously. I'm

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01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,400
Speaker 1: in a bar band where I frequently have to rap,

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01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:37,840
Speaker 1: So I'm in a bland that plays covers, all covers

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01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:39,880
Speaker 1: and all the wrap parts I did. Now. I used

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01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,640
Speaker 1: to freestyle like in high school and stuff like that,

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01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:43,400
Speaker 1: but I don't really do it anymore. I don't have

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01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:45,679
Speaker 1: a sound cloud. And I made up a wrap one

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01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:48,000
Speaker 1: some about passover. Would you like to hear a sample

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01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:49,880
Speaker 1: of it? I would love to hear this place? Yes

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01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:54,080
Speaker 1: right now, yes, right now? Yes. Yes. I was like

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01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 1: I was like I was like ten years old and

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01:24:56,479 --> 01:24:59,240
Speaker 1: my father said, we're gonna go on a road trip

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01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,480
Speaker 1: to go to a pass over sader and I recorded

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01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:04,960
Speaker 1: this rap to surprise my dad on a cassette in

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01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:08,479
Speaker 1: the car. Do it. I might have to remember the lyrics,

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01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:09,880
Speaker 1: but it was something like, I mean, this is like

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01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:12,760
Speaker 1: three years ago, but it was something like one day.

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01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:15,680
Speaker 1: Four people took a trip to Boston Elaine Hall and

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01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:18,200
Speaker 1: Zach and an Outie five thousand. The reason for this

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01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:21,160
Speaker 1: trip was passed over time. If we snook some bread

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01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:26,559
Speaker 1: and it would be a crime. Wow. Just just remember

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01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:29,880
Speaker 1: on this five hour trip ahead McDonald's m Burger King,

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01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 1: we would skip. The reason for this deed was pass

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01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:34,960
Speaker 1: over time. If we snook some bread and it would

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01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:42,760
Speaker 1: be a crime. I got one more, one more? Why

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01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,639
Speaker 1: don't we go so far? And we could pray at home?

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01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:52,920
Speaker 1: The reason was unknown. Just remember your comb thunderous applause, Dan,

1519
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,680
Speaker 1: he has been turned. All right, Dan, we gotta go.

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01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:01,840
Speaker 1: You've been a delightful guest. Thank you so much. Yes,

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01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:09,599
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen giving up for freestyle. Damn, thank you, Dann.

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01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:20,519
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. We're keeping that. I once when I was

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01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,800
Speaker 1: a kid, that was he got a little he got

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01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:25,080
Speaker 1: a little scary at the end, right, I'm I'm cutting

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01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:31,040
Speaker 1: all of that. No, you're not glorious mortifying. This is

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01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's gonna now. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:42,479
Speaker 1: He redeemed himself a little bit with the second one. Donald, Okay,

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01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:46,639
Speaker 1: I bet you in the pantheon of passover raps written

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01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:50,040
Speaker 1: by children. Mine is somewhere on the list. You tell me,

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01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,120
Speaker 1: you tell me? Do weird? Now have a passover the

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01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:59,920
Speaker 1: song maybe and maybe unreleased. We gotta end this fun

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01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:04,439
Speaker 1: can show. We've gone so long. Okay, the merch people

1533
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,200
Speaker 1: are asking about the merch. You go to cotton Bureau

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01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:10,280
Speaker 1: dot com. Uh, cotton bureau dot com, and then you

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01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:12,640
Speaker 1: just put in fake doctor's real friends and you can

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01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:15,880
Speaker 1: find it that way. And now Joel actually has a

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01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,320
Speaker 1: brief announcement about people who want to get on the

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01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,880
Speaker 1: show as the caller. Hey, guys, Joel here, I know

1539
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:22,760
Speaker 1: a lot of you keep hitting me up on the

1540
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:25,680
Speaker 1: social media is about where to send your mail if

1541
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:26,920
Speaker 1: you want to be on the show. So I just

1542
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:31,080
Speaker 1: want to clarify again, that's Scrubs I heart at gmail

1543
01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:33,920
Speaker 1: dot com. So it's Scrubs like the show that you watch.

1544
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,800
Speaker 1: To watch this show, I heart like the network at

1545
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:40,800
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. You can send your emails there. Uh,

1546
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:43,439
Speaker 1: feel free to email me multiple times. It's worked for

1547
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:47,840
Speaker 1: some people. I can't guarantee anything. Oh God, guys, please

1548
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:49,360
Speaker 1: send questions because a lot of you are just like

1549
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,120
Speaker 1: I want to be on the show. And I know

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01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:54,200
Speaker 1: because that's why you're emailing us, and I really appreciate that.

1551
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,000
Speaker 1: But if you can put your questions in the box

1552
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:58,760
Speaker 1: so I know what you want to ask, that's gonna

1553
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:01,599
Speaker 1: be really helpful to get you onto the show. Okay,

1554
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: what else you want to say? Donald Yeo, Thank you

1555
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 1: all for listening. Thank you all to the front line workers,

1556
01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:12,920
Speaker 1: thank you all. Thanks everybody out there who checks the

1557
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:17,839
Speaker 1: four of us out every Tuesday and Thursday. Appreciate it. Amen.

1558
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:22,599
Speaker 1: Thank Zendia for winning that Emmy because I think she's incredible.

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01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:26,120
Speaker 1: She deserved it, you know what I mean. She's the youngest.

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01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:29,200
Speaker 1: I think she's the youngest woman to ever win the

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01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:37,280
Speaker 1: award and the second black woman to win the award. Well,

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01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 1: she fine, dude, she fine. I'm keeping one job. She's

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01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:44,840
Speaker 1: a very beautiful, gorgeous lady. Yeah, And if that's if

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01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,160
Speaker 1: that's the right way to say it, then that's the

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01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:47,760
Speaker 1: right way to say it. I'm gonna tell you, I'm

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01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:49,200
Speaker 1: gonna saying that. I'm gonna say it how I feel

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01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:53,960
Speaker 1: right now. Um So, Zendia, if you're not watching, you

1568
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:59,360
Speaker 1: gotta watch that show because zendia Is performance is incredible.

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01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,680
Speaker 1: And I remember why watching a certain scene where she's

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01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:03,320
Speaker 1: yelling through a door and you guys know the scene

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01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm talking about at her drug deal and I was like,

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01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:08,200
Speaker 1: I I think I turned to my girlfriend. I was like, well,

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01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:11,080
Speaker 1: she's gonna win the iman. That was incredible. That was incredible,

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Speaker 1: And so I just wanted to end with saying, uh,

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01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:17,760
Speaker 1: hat tipped to her because I think she's super talented. Um.

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Speaker 1: In the spirit of ending our show with music, I've

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01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:23,200
Speaker 1: been reaching out to a few bands that I know

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01:29:23,479 --> 01:29:26,280
Speaker 1: and love and that I can actually get in touch with,

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01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:29,280
Speaker 1: and one is called the Weepies. Uh. If you don't

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01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:31,640
Speaker 1: know the Weepies, they're a great band and I have

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01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:34,599
Speaker 1: one of their songs on I Wish I was here soundtrack.

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01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:37,240
Speaker 1: So I thought I would end today's show with a

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01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:42,280
Speaker 1: song I really like called Hummingbird. So thank you all

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01:29:42,479 --> 01:29:45,680
Speaker 1: for tuning in and I got permission. So here are

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01:29:45,880 --> 01:30:03,040
Speaker 1: the Weepies with Hummingbird that will faster than I and I.

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01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:07,880
Speaker 1: And if you GISs my heart, well, if you can

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01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:13,280
Speaker 1: see my heart, can't come find out words? And somehow

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01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:17,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, I wonder I don't come apart. I

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01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:23,120
Speaker 1: wonder I don't come uppart. Always like a humming bird

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01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 1: that can't keep still listen a blobism, I never will

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01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:40,200
Speaker 1: cold out your hand yours is the only one that

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01:30:40,439 --> 01:31:08,760
Speaker 1: I do am glopon. Mm hmmm, h m hm, stowing

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01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:16,240
Speaker 1: a glass from the chamber of clean distraction for my heart, distraction,

1594
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:22,760
Speaker 1: for my heart, toning like the divers every time you're near,

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01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:30,160
Speaker 1: the only sound like here, the only some days always

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01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:36,440
Speaker 1: been like a lever, And I can't keep still this ism, loverism,

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01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:46,640
Speaker 1: mine never will. Sweetness captures hindies in time, amber like

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01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:53,440
Speaker 1: your eyes, Amber like your eyes. Maybe there's a season

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01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:58,519
Speaker 1: when I'll taste that wine a symbol at a time,

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01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:04,600
Speaker 1: But the f of wine always been like a hummingbird,

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01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:10,240
Speaker 1: And that can't keep still. Listen, Lover, listen, Fine ever

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01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:19,240
Speaker 1: will listen. Lovers and I listen, Lovers and I listen,

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01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:21,599
Speaker 1: Lover listen up Fine ever will