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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to this afternoon edition of my

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Speaker 1: trend Oude guard. Oh no, I don't want to think

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Speaker 1: about my favorite Norwegian player who's hurt. Thank you too

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Speaker 1: of Vanadium Silver on the discord for that Arsenal reference

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Speaker 1: that only I will understand, but I will hold in

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Speaker 1: my heart very dearly. My guest co host Paulov Ganolan

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Speaker 1: is looking like, what the fuck are you?

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Speaker 2: I don't understand it. I don't get it. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You don't know what I'm saying. I was, and I

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Speaker 2: was down for it, but then he said arsenal, and

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, boo boo sport. Anyway, This is the September tenth

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Speaker 1: edition of the Trending episode. You already know. That's Paula

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Speaker 1: Ganolan on the other side of me. Thank you, paulav

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Speaker 1: for you know, hanging out to tell people what's trending.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, and I just want to say I never forget

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Speaker 2: September tenth too, because I more important because kind of

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Speaker 2: like the night before everything went down.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, the night before Pistmas, as my grandmother called it,

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Speaker 1: so she out September tenth. Lovely woman, lovely woman. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: These are the things that are trending. First up, James

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Speaker 1: Earl Jones passed away. That was a big kick in

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Speaker 1: the nerdy But for everybody who, like I'm in the

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Speaker 1: middle of playing a Star Wars game, just a fan

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Speaker 1: of his voice. People, whether you loved him from The

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Speaker 1: Lion King or Conan or The Great White Hope, sand

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Speaker 1: what was I think, Brian the edit was pointing out, too,

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Speaker 1: pretty amazing that you've had this career when he passed

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Speaker 1: away at like ninety three, and we was, from my understanding,

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Speaker 2: But also you know that he was like, don't bring

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Speaker 2: it up to us.

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Speaker 1: Don't bring it up right now. I'm mourning Darth Vader. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Want to know. We just believe he was a great

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Speaker 2: man and had a great voice and was a great actor.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. Thank you, thank you, thank you, coming to America,

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Speaker 1: coming to America. Field of dreams. Fucking what cat on

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Speaker 1: a hot tin roof this? He spanned ages and his

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Speaker 1: contributions to film are felt forever. Yeah, anyway, so shout

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Speaker 1: out to you, James Will Jones rest in peace. The

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Speaker 1: other thing that is trending Cheetos. It's trending because the

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Speaker 1: carl the Carl's Bad Caverns and the Carlsbad Caverns National Park. Uh,

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Speaker 1: something happened. So someone left a full bag of Cheetos

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Speaker 1: in the Big Room, which is the quote largest single

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Speaker 2: And is also how JK. Rowling got the mold in

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Speaker 2: her home. There was an empty back of Cheetahs just

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Speaker 2: And I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows transphobia plus and a bat half open bag

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Speaker 2: All all the bats from that cavern are transphobic.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, that's old. Look, and thank you Paulvy. I

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Speaker 2: I will put my degree on that the California Institute

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Speaker 2: of Technology and tell them that This is what their

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Speaker 1: Year for me. Oh my god. One of your old

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Speaker 1: professors is like, I was just checking on what Paulay's doing.

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Speaker 2: They like get a Nobel Prize from it. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: good poist it again, how do they win?

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Speaker 1: How do they win a Nobel Prize for their groundbreaking

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Speaker 1: research on Cheeto's plus transphobia equals mold And it's just

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Speaker 1: things like that. I just it said. The processed corn,

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Speaker 2: That's so fucking like if penicillin went wrong, we grew mold.

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Speaker 2: But it was exactly a very bad thing.

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Speaker 1: So thank you, thank you to Cheetos.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, don't bring Cheetos into a kit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, it grew new stalagmites and stalagtites that

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Speaker 1: of flaming hot chem The next thing that's trending Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 1: And we haven't talked about Taylor in a while. She's

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Speaker 1: She Is she from Kansas City? Is that we're trying

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Speaker 2: Used her music and she hasn't been like stop using

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Speaker 2: she hasn't said stop using my likeness for my music,

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Speaker 1: I don't know had they used her. I just remember

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Maybe it's not music. Maybe I got

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Speaker 1: It could be I'm I'm not I'm not as up

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Speaker 2: that I'm not voting or be public about not wanting

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump to be president. And then now it's like, oh, like, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's inconvenient for your social life. Interesting. Yeah, I would

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Speaker 2: Kansas is gay.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, because then they're pointing at the fact like

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Speaker 1: she was trying to be like, okay, how about physical

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Speaker 1: it's fine whatever. She'll probably come out like at the

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's what all the people who thought she was

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Speaker 2: gay said. But that didn't happen either.

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Speaker 1: Oh, very clever, very clever. Okay, let's take a quick

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Speaker 1: and we are back. Let's get the boring government shit

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Speaker 1: comedians being sued by Trump. Shut down is trending because

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump is now begging Speaker Mike Johnson to essentially

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Speaker 1: shut down the government over the next spending bill. Why

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Speaker 1: you ask, it's because they want to include a measure

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Speaker 2: So I wish government shutdowns meant like, oh, like the

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Speaker 2: war is going to shut down and not like the library. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wish government shutdowns meant like the bad stuff actually

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Speaker 1: Well, the bomb factory is going to go night night

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Speaker 1: if you do that. If we have to shut down

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Speaker 1: the government, we can't make any more boom booms and

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Speaker 1: send them. So you know, what do you want? What

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Speaker 2: And the Republicans are like, we will do the worst,

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Speaker 2: and we're like fuck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking if we fucking lost it, man, we got

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Speaker 1: to do everything we can to keep this felon out

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Speaker 1: I don't know, he said some good racist stuff. And

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Speaker 1: we just were like, yeah, we like it. We like

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Speaker 1: We're just like Jesus Christ. The most grim comedy could

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Speaker 2: But find a way. We'll find a way.

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Speaker 1: To be stupid, as comedians will find a way will

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Speaker 2: Are like weeds in the pavement exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: We're the jokes that grew from from concrete. Uh well, Paula,

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's a spoiler maybe forever. Yeah, all right, y'all,

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Speaker 1: you know, subscribe to the show, do all that. Make

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Speaker 1: What do you think your what do you think your

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I just want something that's rated gg.

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Speaker 2: And then every time they're like, why aren't you married

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, seventy thousand dollars in cash and then

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Speaker 2: That's literally like Brake's music videos.

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