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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trendless Shrimp.

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Speaker 1: The Summer of Treendless Shrimp, Trensless Shrimp, Full Ultimate Trendless Shrimp,

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Speaker 1: Various offers that put Red Lobster out of business. Yeah

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Speaker 1: for five hundred, Alex. My name is Jack, and that

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Speaker 1: over there, well that is Miles. Yeah, man, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited, eancited to see you.

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Speaker 2: Great, thank you. No, I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Not excited. The Red Lobster may have to file for

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Speaker 1: bankruptcy because we are did you are going to say?

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Speaker 2: Are you doing the slip and fall thing again? In there?

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Speaker 2: You can't wait too many Red Lobsters on that slip

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Speaker 2: and fall SCA.

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Speaker 1: That's right, hey man, on your endless shrimp and slide

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Speaker 1: the next offer that they were going to make shrimp.

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Speaker 1: So Red Lobster is considering found for Chapter eleven bankruptcy

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Speaker 1: in order to restructure it's mounting debt, which would obviously

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Speaker 1: be devastating for America's generic seafood and mountain dew based

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Speaker 1: cocktail industry. True, very true, but it's not shocking considering

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Speaker 1: the company reported an eleven million dollar operating loss last year,

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Speaker 1: which their CFO partly blamed on us, specifically how hard

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Speaker 1: we went on their endless shrimp deal. Yeah, they've been

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Speaker 1: doing this like as long as I can remember, all right,

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Speaker 1: Like I still remember seeing red lobster ads that were like,

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Speaker 1: all you can eat shrimp for a limited.

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Speaker 3: Says to me at that time, I would get so

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Speaker 3: fucking waved and go and be like watch me, Like

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Speaker 3: so many people are like, oh, endless shrimp. Defensive shrimp

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Speaker 3: can be when you want to eat it endless and

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Speaker 3: you do it for our twenty Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Watch me eat a Pacific ocean's worth of shrimp here

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Speaker 1: in front of just mouth glistening with butter.

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Speaker 3: But just love a CFO being like it's that it

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Speaker 3: was the endless shrimp. It's like, aren't you the CFO. Yeah, Like, yo,

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Speaker 3: it's not. Did your models not suggest that some people

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Speaker 3: would come in there literally eat you out of business?

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure that like this, this feels very

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Speaker 1: private equity ish. I'm getting pe vibes off the whole

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Speaker 1: thing with them, Like, you know, we're operating an eleven

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Speaker 1: operating loss. We're gonna have to restructure a debt. Like

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's a private equity company involved somewhere

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Speaker 1: that like came in, got that like bought a big

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Speaker 1: chug of the company and then is like renting the

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Speaker 1: company back to them or whatever. But you know, when

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Speaker 1: in doubt, blame the American people, I think is always

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Speaker 1: what works in these unit states. They said, apparently the

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Speaker 1: twenty dollars all you can eat shrimp deal was meant

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Speaker 1: to increase traffic in the restaurant, So yeah, I get that,

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Speaker 1: but it soon went viral on YouTube and TikTok. If

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Speaker 1: you've heard of these two places with people trying to

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Speaker 1: show off how much shrip they could eat for twenty dollars,

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Speaker 1: and they ended up giving away just way more shrimp

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Speaker 1: than they had expected. So I hope you're all happy.

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Speaker 1: This is why we can't have nice things.

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Speaker 3: No, And you you're spot on with the private equity part.

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Speaker 2: I think it was sold like eight years ago.

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Speaker 3: To private area.

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Speaker 2: Hey went in doubt, just be like I been what

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Speaker 2: private equity do? What it did?

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Speaker 1: Ancient beloved corporation, like ancient by corporation corporate standards. But

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Speaker 1: like this company that's been around and successful with everybody

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Speaker 1: I know for a long time, why is that going

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Speaker 1: out of business. Ah when in.

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Speaker 2: Doubt yep, just changs too.

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Speaker 1: Also, now it turns out people just don't like toys, man,

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Speaker 1: kids don't like toys anymore. So that's why that's going

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Speaker 1: out of business. You guys fucked it up.

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Speaker 2: Not us.

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Speaker 3: The thing was apparently prior to the pandemic, like the

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Speaker 3: private equity owned red Lobster was was wobbling bad wi wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so like they've been doing this forever, but

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Speaker 1: they're gonna blame it on us and like their deals

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Speaker 1: being too good instead of.

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Speaker 3: The gradual husking out of a business for and breaking

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Speaker 3: it up for parts so you can walk away with

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Speaker 3: all the money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, We've seen this hundred times.

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Speaker 1: And companies will just report it credulously because they don't

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Speaker 1: want to like get into the financials because that she's boring.

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Speaker 1: But they'll just be like, yeah, it turns out of

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Speaker 1: his endless shrimp. Probably not probably private equity. We live

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Speaker 1: in a bad country and bad system. This version of

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Speaker 1: capitalism doesn't work. The work this one. This one certainly

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Speaker 1: does not Give.

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Speaker 2: Me a second. Let me go back in the lab.

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Speaker 2: I'll come up with another version that you might dig.

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Speaker 2: Give me a second, Give me this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the one with that like isn't uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: completely allergic socialism and just trust every corporation to do

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Speaker 1: what they say they will, you know, Like that that

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Speaker 1: This one really really bad. Doesn't even work at the

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Speaker 1: things it claims it's supposed to work at. They're supposed

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Speaker 1: to be like capitalism, strong suit.

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Speaker 2: Putting the L in capitalism.

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Speaker 1: That's right. But we've got some good news, Miles, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got some good news that even the Wall Street

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Speaker 1: Journal is willing to, oh, we're.

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Speaker 2: Still fall and hit their head.

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Speaker 1: We're seeing a massive drop in murders this year, which

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Speaker 1: is kind of what we were expecting to see, like

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Speaker 1: hoping definitely to see based on our theory of the

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Speaker 1: case that we've talked about on this show that the

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Speaker 1: cause of the murder's rising was not police having hurt

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Speaker 1: feelings about Black Lives Matter protests, but was actually all

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Speaker 1: the small institutions and programs and you know, public schools

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Speaker 1: that were in place and literally disappeared overnight during the pandemic.

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Speaker 2: Wait, they're saying they're copping to it now.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, not not the Wall

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Speaker 1: Street Journal. But it's just like there's no other way

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Speaker 1: to frame like, so yeah, all right, So here's what

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Speaker 1: happened that during the pandemic, when everything was closed and

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Speaker 1: all those programs were closed, crime and murder went up.

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Speaker 1: When those programs came back, crime and murder go way down.

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Speaker 1: Nothing changed. Like the one thing that didn't go away

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Speaker 1: during the pandemic the police were still there, like like

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Speaker 1: they people made a point about how like they're defunding

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Speaker 1: the police, like they funded the police like slight, Fine, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they've been funded real good, real good. They were funded,

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Speaker 1: that didn't change during during the pandemic, and yet the

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Speaker 1: back down, and the police were not. They never got defunded,

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Speaker 1: never went away, haven't been refunded significantly in a way

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Speaker 1: that would make this pattern make any sense as part

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Speaker 1: of a police related trend. But the Wall Streets are

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Speaker 1: so first of all, just with regards to the trend, nationwide,

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Speaker 1: homicides dropped around twenty percent in one hundred and thirty

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Speaker 1: the rise. Right, Yeah, but I just want to read

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Speaker 1: it doesn't like it. It seems like there's no explanation

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Speaker 1: being unable to operate normally when COVID was spreading, young

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Speaker 1: of George Floyd and other black people. So it's like

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Speaker 1: fourth on the list. But yeah, it's like, all right,

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Speaker 1: well that's better than I've ever seen someone like the

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Speaker 1: they'll just be like, and that's why, right, But then

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Speaker 1: follow up graph the police went to sleep, said Dean Dabney,

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Speaker 1: So it was just that the good guy cops were not.

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Speaker 1: U had hurt feelings and also sleepiness.

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Speaker 3: I was you came so close to actually just doing

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Speaker 2: God a moment, but no, we were denied.

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Speaker 1: We were denied, denied, but hey, at least they gave

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Speaker 1: I hadn't heard sleepiness.

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Speaker 2: Sleepy they were so sleepy.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break, and is the

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Speaker 1: cousin of death? Yes, and that's why I never sleep

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Speaker 1: me or Donald Trump. That's why we're both just railing

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Speaker 1: and headbutting microphone. Yeah, and we're back. And a Martin

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Speaker 1: he's going to direct a biopic about Frank Sinatra.

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Speaker 2: Movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's making another.

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Speaker 2: Jesus and all I can say to that is Jesus.

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Speaker 1: We don't Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: Biopic about Frank So DiCaprio as Sinatra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're saying DiCaprio as Sinatra, which seems like we're

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Speaker 1: But it's gonna be DiCaprio is Sinatra. Jen Lawrence as

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Speaker 1: his first wife, Yeah, Jen, okay, Yeah Jen?

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Speaker 1: Jen's a friend. No, Jay law they're bringing it back

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Speaker 1: together from uh don't look up? Oh yes, yes, who

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Speaker 1: can forget that one? I forgot to watch it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people that this is getting people's attention. Ronan Farrow was

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Speaker 1: trending on Twitter because people are like, he should play Sinatra,

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Speaker 1: not Leonardo DiCaprio, which I might be on board with

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Speaker 1: the not Leonardo DiCaprio, but uh, well, Ronan Farrow is

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Speaker 1: not an actor. No, as far as I know, right,

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Speaker 1: he's not an actor. But people, you know, just any

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Speaker 1: excuse to be like that is definitely Yeah, Frank Sinatra's

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Speaker 1: boy's father. Yeah, I mean, Ronan Farah was recently on

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Speaker 1: RuPaul's drag Race and was like, I think I might

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Speaker 1: blame him, you know, growing up to realize you're not

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Speaker 1: Woody Allen's biological child has to be a you know,

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Speaker 1: one of the all time great celebrity bullet dodges. But

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Speaker 1: I have I'm starting to develop a loose theory here,

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Speaker 1: Miles that he has to have like him saying I

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Speaker 1: should probably get a paternity test, Like he hasn't gotten

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Speaker 1: a paternity test, Like everybody has access to those DNA sir,

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Speaker 1: you know the twenty three and me like all.

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Speaker 3: That shit, Like what, well, I'm just you you would

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Speaker 3: need you would need someone with that fan like you can't.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you could do it one way right

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Speaker 2: unless his Yeah maybe not.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it could just be that I mean,

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Speaker 3: I mean it would be wild, like so many Sinatra

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Speaker 2: All the good stuff. Folks.

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Speaker 2: I need the fun fat bro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bake water yeah, or barbicide.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, barbecide, barbecides flavored, they should just have to be barbecide.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And is barbicide cool to drink?

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Speaker 1: Then? Probably? Right?

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Speaker 1: At this point, eure upe, you guys don't even drink

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, ye, be kind

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Speaker 1: to yourself, get the vaccines, don't do nothing about white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we will talk hell tomorrow. Fight Bye.