Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is he still sleeps on his wife's bill. Okays,
Speaker 1: uh what We'll get into that find out what that's
Speaker 1: all about in just a few because right now it
Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call, Tommy,
Speaker 1: What you got for us today?
Speaker 2: We're gonna get straight stupid up in here today, y'all. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get straight, straight, straight up stupid here. It
Speaker 2: is you married your brother? What you married your brother? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: it happens. It happens. Okay, it happens. You married your brother. Yes,
Speaker 2: you did, cat dog, if you would.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you common. This is
Speaker 3: she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith. Keith calling you
Speaker 3: from the insurance group.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3: You and your husband? What is it Harvey? Harvey? Is
Speaker 3: that right? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went in
Speaker 3: and got your physicals done for Life.
Speaker 4: Insurance, right, Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3: Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.
Speaker 3: I have you all lab results and everything as far
Speaker 3: as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.
Speaker 3: Is there any way I could possibly talk to both
Speaker 3: of you guys at the same time, U N. Harvey?
Speaker 3: Is that possible? Well, sure, he's at work right now,
Speaker 3: but I can get him on the phone. Okay, it
Speaker 3: would be uh, it'd be kind of easy if I
Speaker 3: kind of explain everything to both of you guys at
Speaker 3: the same time. Is that if that's okay?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm wrong, Uh.
Speaker 3: No, nothing's wrong. I mean, I think I need to
Speaker 3: just try to bring a few things to you guys attention.
Speaker 3: But I think you know, after that, it's pretty much
Speaker 3: you guys decision on what you do. But I just
Speaker 3: wanted to let you know a few things about you know,
Speaker 3: the results and things of that nature, life, insurance, the
Speaker 3: whole nine yards. Okay, Okay, I'm right on.
Speaker 6: Let me see if I can get him on the phone.
Speaker 5: Hey, babe, Hey, sweet are look?
Speaker 4: I got the end people on the line.
Speaker 6: They want to get.
Speaker 3: Both of us on the phone to talk to us
Speaker 3: about the insurance stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 3: Hey Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith keep from
Speaker 3: the insurance group? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 4: Good with that?
Speaker 3: Ny Keith, good, good, listen. I wanted to give you
Speaker 3: guys a call and kind of follow up until you
Speaker 3: guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards,
Speaker 3: and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's
Speaker 3: kind of bet if I talk to both of you
Speaker 3: guys at the same time. So do you have a
Speaker 3: minute that we could actually use a kind of get
Speaker 3: some of this information out to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna gonna break right now.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your
Speaker 3: lab results back everything, and I kind of got a
Speaker 3: few questions for you guys that I that I'm a
Speaker 3: little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married?
Speaker 3: We age fo years okay, now prior to being married
Speaker 3: three years? How long did you guys know each other
Speaker 3: before you got married?
Speaker 4: Oh, you say about five and a half five or
Speaker 4: six years? About six years?
Speaker 3: Okay? You guys have been knowing each other pretty close
Speaker 3: to nine years now all together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up
Speaker 3: in the same hometown?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry, is this question I mean, is
Speaker 3: this about the insurance or well, I mean there's a
Speaker 3: few things that's actually puzzling, Carmen that we need to this.
Speaker 3: This is some news I actually didn't want to bring you, guys.
Speaker 3: I mean we have to. I have to actually give
Speaker 3: you this news. Looking at our records, looking at all
Speaker 3: the test results, and let me be the person to
Speaker 3: tell you that we run these results over and over
Speaker 3: and over, trying to make sure we are completely one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay, it's.
Speaker 5: A problem with the test.
Speaker 3: Well, looking at our test, guys, Harvey Carmen, it's indicating
Speaker 3: that you guys are related, and nine times out of
Speaker 3: ten you are. You guys are siblings? On man? What
Speaker 3: And I understand the shop. It took me. It took
Speaker 3: everything I had to make this phone call. I did
Speaker 3: not want to make it. But looking at our records,
Speaker 3: and we went over these records over and over and
Speaker 3: then and the blood work tells us that you guys
Speaker 3: are actually siblings.
Speaker 5: Kid, Are you serious?
Speaker 6: I'm I'm there a wife.
Speaker 3: You know what this is not that This is not
Speaker 3: a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know. Like
Speaker 3: I said, I did not want to call with this information.
Speaker 6: What you did make the call man? Look, I don't
Speaker 6: know what.
Speaker 4: You need to go back and and and double check
Speaker 4: your records or something, because you then married.
Speaker 6: Three brief check with the lab man.
Speaker 4: Can you check with the lab and like Paul is back, har.
Speaker 3: And I knew those questions would have come up, and
Speaker 3: we we went over it. We went over it and
Speaker 3: over and over it.
Speaker 6: Y'all need to go over it again because I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, Babe, I got this.
Speaker 6: You made the call and it gotta be wrong.
Speaker 4: So what you need to do is make another call
Speaker 4: and called a lab and call us back and let
Speaker 4: us know that you need to know they made a
Speaker 4: mistake of suh. You're talking about me and my wife.
Speaker 3: Uh, And I understand that, Harry, Harry, let me ask
Speaker 3: you this.
Speaker 4: Is it possible?
Speaker 3: You know? And this is just a question. Is it
Speaker 3: possible that your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew
Speaker 3: each other at some point And what.
Speaker 6: You're saying to my mom and dad, that's some straight
Speaker 6: look at. You need to have to go back and
Speaker 6: do whatever.
Speaker 3: You need to do. I sat you much.
Speaker 6: You say something like that again. I think my bad's
Speaker 6: gonna be coming down that beat you says like.
Speaker 5: That, hold on, baby, baby, baby, baby, I don't know baby,
Speaker 5: I got this. I gotta baby, I gotta baby, I
Speaker 5: gotta how he's gonna call me with you what you
Speaker 5: you from?
Speaker 3: People do like that, But that ain't all bringing you
Speaker 3: the result.
Speaker 6: Why don't you bring me the results? Impersonal and I
Speaker 6: bet I want you.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about being or even if you
Speaker 3: beat the messenger at the end of the day, that's
Speaker 3: still your sister.
Speaker 6: At the end of the day, I'm gonna walk. I
Speaker 6: don't care what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Not he hain't my damn brother.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna find out what whatever will cale you in.
Speaker 6: You're gonna call me time out? We brother, this my wife.
Speaker 3: I am saying that son. You somewhere down the line,
Speaker 3: somebody made a mistake and you guys a brother and
Speaker 3: sister got married. I'm not as far for that.
Speaker 6: Well, let me tell you that mistake of colleague. He's
Speaker 6: in one of these numbers again in your life.
Speaker 3: So I got one more test result I do need
Speaker 3: to get you got.
Speaker 6: That what you've been talking about them?
Speaker 3: What else you got to say?
Speaker 6: No, it's gonna be working me.
Speaker 3: The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that
Speaker 3: this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your girlfriends.
Speaker 4: I told you ain't like that.
Speaker 6: I you.
Speaker 3: I got one more thing. I got to ask both
Speaker 3: of y'all. What is the baddest and I'm talking about
Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 5: That's what you do.
Speaker 2: No roundup applause necessary. I don't need no praising, prank,
Speaker 2: ain't no prank and praise. We don't need it today.
Speaker 2: It's not necessary. I will praise and prank worship myself. Okay,
Speaker 2: I know I did that thing. You're married, Yeah, brother,
Speaker 2: Yes you did. Yes, your did. Trbing Oh man, you're
Speaker 2: ready to get ready to Nephew is coming to lou
Speaker 2: Skip to the Louis Saint Louis b Missouri. The Nephew
Speaker 2: is coming to Town Club Healium. That would be July seventh,
Speaker 2: eighth nine, July seven, eight nine, and Nephew is coming
Speaker 2: to Town Dothan, Alabama, laying in the Cut on July fifteenth,
Speaker 2: Saturday night on the fifteenth, tickets on sale. Ridd Now,
Speaker 2: did you hear what I said? I said? Rett now,
Speaker 2: and then the Capital Conclave. Oh my god, cap Outside
Speaker 2: Raternity Incorporated. I will be there Saturday the twenty second,
Speaker 2: and we have a family out and when you don't
Speaker 2: want to miss it, you can go to Kappa Conclave
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three dot com, Capa Conclave twenty twenty three
Speaker 2: dot com and then Redundo Beach, California, Los Angeles on
Speaker 2: the twenty third. The Nephew will be in town. Think
Speaker 2: it's a running fast, so get one if you want
Speaker 2: to come see the Nephew. You've been a long time
Speaker 2: since I've been to Los Angeles, and I will be
Speaker 2: there the Redundo Beach performing God Sender. The Nephew is
Speaker 2: coming to done. Do you hear me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You outside, I'm up and running. I'm back in business.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Jaesus Man, I.
Speaker 2: Want to come to to the Kapa Khan Clay just
Speaker 2: see what y'all be doing. Tom, Yeah, you want to
Speaker 2: come to Ian come out there, man, I'm coming to
Speaker 2: my birthday weekend, so I might will just come out. Justay,
Speaker 2: just see what your man.
Speaker 3: Right on, I don't know where you're at.
Speaker 2: Right on over me and this beautiful lady Dy and King,
Speaker 2: we're gonna be we're gonna be hosting that thing, So
Speaker 2: come on out, Dune, you come on out.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, all right. Coming up next this strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is he still sleeps on his wife's pillow case.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 3: I know some pillows in it.
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