WEBVTT - You Married Your Brother

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is he still sleeps on his wife's bill. Okays,

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<v Speaker 1>uh what We'll get into that find out what that's

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<v Speaker 1>all about in just a few because right now it

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<v Speaker 1>is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us today?

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get straight stupid up in here today, y'all. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get straight, straight, straight up stupid here. It

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<v Speaker 2>is you married your brother? What you married your brother? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>it happens. It happens. Okay, it happens. You married your brother. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you did, cat dog, if you would.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you common. This is

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<v Speaker 3>she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith. Keith calling you

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<v Speaker 3>from the insurance group.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hi, how are you good?

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<v Speaker 3>You and your husband? What is it Harvey? Harvey? Is

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<v Speaker 3>that right? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went in

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<v Speaker 3>and got your physicals done for Life.

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<v Speaker 4>Insurance, right, Yeah, yeah, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.

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<v Speaker 3>I have you all lab results and everything as far

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<v Speaker 3>as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there any way I could possibly talk to both

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<v Speaker 3>of you guys at the same time, U N. Harvey?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that possible? Well, sure, he's at work right now,

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<v Speaker 3>but I can get him on the phone. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 3>would be uh, it'd be kind of easy if I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of explain everything to both of you guys at

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<v Speaker 3>the same time. Is that if that's okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm wrong, Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>No, nothing's wrong. I mean, I think I need to

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<v Speaker 3>just try to bring a few things to you guys attention.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think you know, after that, it's pretty much

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<v Speaker 3>you guys decision on what you do. But I just

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to let you know a few things about you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the results and things of that nature, life, insurance, the

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<v Speaker 3>whole nine yards. Okay, Okay, I'm right on.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me see if I can get him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, babe, Hey, sweet are look?

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<v Speaker 4>I got the end people on the line.

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<v Speaker 6>They want to get.

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<v Speaker 3>Both of us on the phone to talk to us

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<v Speaker 3>about the insurance stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh cool, cool, cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith keep from

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<v Speaker 3>the insurance group? How are you? Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>Good with that?

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<v Speaker 3>Ny Keith, good, good, listen. I wanted to give you

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<v Speaker 3>guys a call and kind of follow up until you

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<v Speaker 3>guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards,

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<v Speaker 3>and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's

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<v Speaker 3>kind of bet if I talk to both of you

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<v Speaker 3>guys at the same time. So do you have a

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<v Speaker 3>minute that we could actually use a kind of get

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<v Speaker 3>some of this information out to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna gonna break right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your

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<v Speaker 3>lab results back everything, and I kind of got a

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<v Speaker 3>few questions for you guys that I that I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married?

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<v Speaker 3>We age fo years okay, now prior to being married

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<v Speaker 3>three years? How long did you guys know each other

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<v Speaker 3>before you got married?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you say about five and a half five or

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<v Speaker 4>six years? About six years?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? You guys have been knowing each other pretty close

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<v Speaker 3>to nine years now all together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up

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<v Speaker 3>in the same hometown?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm sorry, is this question I mean, is

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<v Speaker 3>this about the insurance or well, I mean there's a

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<v Speaker 3>few things that's actually puzzling, Carmen that we need to this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is some news I actually didn't want to bring you, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we have to. I have to actually give

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<v Speaker 3>you this news. Looking at our records, looking at all

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<v Speaker 3>the test results, and let me be the person to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you that we run these results over and over

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<v Speaker 3>and over, trying to make sure we are completely one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay, it's.

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<v Speaker 5>A problem with the test.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, looking at our test, guys, Harvey Carmen, it's indicating

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<v Speaker 3>that you guys are related, and nine times out of

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<v Speaker 3>ten you are. You guys are siblings? On man? What

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<v Speaker 3>And I understand the shop. It took me. It took

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<v Speaker 3>everything I had to make this phone call. I did

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<v Speaker 3>not want to make it. But looking at our records,

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<v Speaker 3>and we went over these records over and over and

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<v Speaker 3>then and the blood work tells us that you guys

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<v Speaker 3>are actually siblings.

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<v Speaker 5>Kid, Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm I'm there a wife.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what this is not that This is not

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<v Speaker 3>a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know. Like

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I did not want to call with this information.

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<v Speaker 6>What you did make the call man? Look, I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know what.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to go back and and and double check

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<v Speaker 4>your records or something, because you then married.

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<v Speaker 6>Three brief check with the lab man.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you check with the lab and like Paul is back, har.

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<v Speaker 3>And I knew those questions would have come up, and

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<v Speaker 3>we we went over it. We went over it and

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<v Speaker 3>over and over it.

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<v Speaker 6>Y'all need to go over it again because I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know, Babe, I got this.

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<v Speaker 6>You made the call and it gotta be wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>So what you need to do is make another call

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<v Speaker 4>and called a lab and call us back and let

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<v Speaker 4>us know that you need to know they made a

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<v Speaker 4>mistake of suh. You're talking about me and my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, And I understand that, Harry, Harry, let me ask

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<v Speaker 3>you this.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it possible?

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<v Speaker 3>You know? And this is just a question. Is it

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<v Speaker 3>possible that your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew

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<v Speaker 3>each other at some point And what.

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<v Speaker 6>You're saying to my mom and dad, that's some straight

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<v Speaker 6>look at. You need to have to go back and

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<v Speaker 6>do whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to do. I sat you much.

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<v Speaker 6>You say something like that again. I think my bad's

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<v Speaker 6>gonna be coming down that beat you says like.

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<v Speaker 5>That, hold on, baby, baby, baby, baby, I don't know baby,

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<v Speaker 5>I got this. I gotta baby, I gotta baby, I

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<v Speaker 5>gotta how he's gonna call me with you what you

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<v Speaker 5>you from?

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<v Speaker 3>People do like that, But that ain't all bringing you

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<v Speaker 3>the result.

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<v Speaker 6>Why don't you bring me the results? Impersonal and I

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<v Speaker 6>bet I want you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm talking about being or even if you

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<v Speaker 3>beat the messenger at the end of the day, that's

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<v Speaker 3>still your sister.

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<v Speaker 6>At the end of the day, I'm gonna walk. I

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<v Speaker 6>don't care what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Not he hain't my damn brother.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna find out what whatever will cale you in.

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<v Speaker 6>You're gonna call me time out? We brother, this my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I am saying that son. You somewhere down the line,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody made a mistake and you guys a brother and

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<v Speaker 3>sister got married. I'm not as far for that.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, let me tell you that mistake of colleague. He's

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<v Speaker 6>in one of these numbers again in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got one more test result I do need

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<v Speaker 3>to get you got.

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<v Speaker 6>That what you've been talking about them?

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<v Speaker 3>What else you got to say?

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's gonna be working me.

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<v Speaker 3>The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that

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<v Speaker 3>this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got pranked by your girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you ain't like that.

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<v Speaker 6>I you.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing. I got to ask both

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<v Speaker 3>of y'all. What is the baddest and I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 3>the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 6>Here.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>No roundup applause necessary. I don't need no praising, prank,

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<v Speaker 2>ain't no prank and praise. We don't need it today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not necessary. I will praise and prank worship myself. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I know I did that thing. You're married, Yeah, brother,

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you did. Yes, your did. Trbing Oh man, you're

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<v Speaker 2>ready to get ready to Nephew is coming to lou

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<v Speaker 2>Skip to the Louis Saint Louis b Missouri. The Nephew

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<v Speaker 2>is coming to Town Club Healium. That would be July seventh,

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<v Speaker 2>eighth nine, July seven, eight nine, and Nephew is coming

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<v Speaker 2>to Town Dothan, Alabama, laying in the Cut on July fifteenth,

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday night on the fifteenth, tickets on sale. Ridd Now,

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<v Speaker 2>did you hear what I said? I said? Rett now,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the Capital Conclave. Oh my god, cap Outside

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<v Speaker 2>Raternity Incorporated. I will be there Saturday the twenty second,

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<v Speaker 2>and we have a family out and when you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to miss it, you can go to Kappa Conclave

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty three dot com, Capa Conclave twenty twenty three

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<v Speaker 2>dot com and then Redundo Beach, California, Los Angeles on

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty third. The Nephew will be in town. Think

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<v Speaker 2>it's a running fast, so get one if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to come see the Nephew. You've been a long time

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<v Speaker 2>since I've been to Los Angeles, and I will be

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<v Speaker 2>there the Redundo Beach performing God Sender. The Nephew is

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<v Speaker 2>coming to done. Do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You outside, I'm up and running. I'm back in business.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Jaesus Man, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to come to to the Kapa Khan Clay just

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<v Speaker 2>see what y'all be doing. Tom, Yeah, you want to

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<v Speaker 2>come to Ian come out there, man, I'm coming to

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday weekend, so I might will just come out. Justay,

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<v Speaker 2>just see what your man.

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<v Speaker 3>Right on, I don't know where you're at.

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<v Speaker 2>Right on over me and this beautiful lady Dy and King,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna be we're gonna be hosting that thing, So

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<v Speaker 2>come on out, Dune, you come on out.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, nephew, all right. Coming up next this strawberry letter.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject is he still sleeps on his wife's pillow case.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this.

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<v Speaker 3>I know some pillows in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, you're listening Hard Morning Show