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Speaker 1: second day. Physical injury on a first date can sometimes
Speaker 1: put a damper on things only sometimes sometimes other times
Speaker 1: it can be downright hot. Yeah, there's a safe word
Speaker 1: for a reason people use it. Howie is on the
Speaker 1: phone with us today and he wants to call a
Speaker 1: girl named Quinn who he injured on their date. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's as bad as I'm making it
Speaker 1: out to be. Never is, but we'll talk about it
Speaker 1: in a second. How How are you doing? Good? Good?
Speaker 1: How are you man? Good man? So? How did you
Speaker 1: meet the girl that you want to call today? I
Speaker 1: met her on Facebook for a mutual friend. I saw
Speaker 1: some of her pictures and sometimes she's really cute. So
Speaker 1: just started getting their compliments and comments and stuff, and
Speaker 1: we start talking. Throw her a like or two, oh god,
Speaker 1: and then she's putty in your hands right sort of?
Speaker 1: All right? What was her name, by the way, Quinn? Quinn? Okay,
Speaker 1: what did you guys do when you actually went out.
Speaker 1: So we were talking a lot about music and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I told him might be cool to do a
Speaker 1: DJ spin class, like where you learn how to mix
Speaker 1: beef and scratch and stuff like that. That's a great
Speaker 1: date idea. Was She just totally excited about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were both excited. Uh, it just ended up being
Speaker 1: a lot harder than we thought it would be. Can
Speaker 1: I be honest with you? When I read your email,
Speaker 1: and it's because you said in there DJ spin class
Speaker 1: and your email, I was thinking spinning bikes like you
Speaker 1: guys were exercising together and there was a DJ. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's your idea is way better than what I pictured. Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah that would be bad. So how was the DJ class? Well?
Speaker 1: It was fun, I mean it was. That's a lot
Speaker 1: harder than it looks. Man. I gotta get those guys
Speaker 1: credit to do that, you know. So we were both
Speaker 1: having our time, but we're having fun. It was like
Speaker 1: laughing about it and neither one or you're going to
Speaker 1: be the next David Getta, is what you're saying. I
Speaker 1: don't think. So. All right, did you guys go out
Speaker 1: after the class? Yeah? I was. I invited her back
Speaker 1: to my place for some drinks and um, you know,
Speaker 1: listen to music that we don't have to be the DJs.
Speaker 1: And it went pretty well. We started making out after
Speaker 1: a while and suddenly, out of nowhere, she pulls away
Speaker 1: and runs to the bathroom and came back and she
Speaker 1: was like blotting her face with a tissue, like apparently
Speaker 1: my stubble gave a rug burn on her nose. She
Speaker 1: was bleeding because you have facial hair. I've had that happen.
Speaker 1: It happened, Yeah, it does. It's girls. I hugged my
Speaker 1: dad once and same thing happened. I was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: what's around with your face? How hard did you hug
Speaker 1: your dad? I haven't seen him in a while. I've
Speaker 1: had that. I've had that happen. I'm making out with
Speaker 1: a girl and it's literally like giving her like a rash.
Speaker 1: So it does happen. Oh my god, you guys are
Speaker 1: so aggressive. Be a little bit gentler with the riving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was definitely a pretty aggressive makeout and
Speaker 1: I had no idea what was happening. And you know,
Speaker 1: once I saw she was bleeding, I saw it horrible
Speaker 1: about sorry about your nose, and just sorry about being
Speaker 1: such a man with this aggressive five o'clock shadow. Would
Speaker 1: you say to her when she came back and her
Speaker 1: nose was all messed up from making out with her? Well?
Speaker 1: I was like, really sorry about it, and she was cool.
Speaker 1: I mean she took it in stride. We kind of
Speaker 1: laughed about it. Um. She was really down to earth.
Speaker 1: She didn't seem like she was mad at me or anything.
Speaker 1: She didn't seem embarrassed by it or anything. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she seemed embarrassed. I don't blame her. She had
Speaker 1: tissue on her nose. She's leading, um, But you know, overall,
Speaker 1: we had a good date. She let me kiss her
Speaker 1: on the cheek on the way out. Did you guys
Speaker 1: make plans to go out again after her? If she
Speaker 1: wanted to hang out again? She said, yeah, sure, we
Speaker 1: didn't make plans right now though, Well, yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: let the nose heal before she can go out again.
Speaker 1: How many times have you tried to get ahold of
Speaker 1: her since that night? Texted her twice first time, just
Speaker 1: kind of trying to be cute, asking them about her nose,
Speaker 1: and I didn't hear anything. And then I tried her again,
Speaker 1: just be like, hey, what's up? And nothing. Text her
Speaker 1: a picture of Rudolph just rub it in. So you
Speaker 1: haven't heard a word from her since your date? Nope.
Speaker 1: And if you asked your mutual friend that you guys
Speaker 1: both know on Facebook, if if she said anything about
Speaker 1: your guys's date, I'm an ast her. I didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just thought that might be kind of weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so just start bugging people about it. Hey, what's up
Speaker 1: with Quinn? Why isn't she call me back? I need
Speaker 1: to know? All right, well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds
Speaker 1: great looking Jubil in the morning, how he is on
Speaker 1: the phone with us and he wants to do a
Speaker 1: second date update today for a girl who we met
Speaker 1: on Facebook. They went out to a DJ class, went
Speaker 1: back to his house and ended up making out for
Speaker 1: a while until she got a rug burn on her
Speaker 1: nose from his stubble and started to bleed. We're about
Speaker 1: to call her right now and see if that's the
Speaker 1: reason that she's not calling him back. Howie, I was
Speaker 1: thinking about it. And let's see. So you injured her
Speaker 1: physically within about two hours of your time together. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing she's probably not calling you back because she's just
Speaker 1: waiting to serve you with legal paper. That's what I think. Wait,
Speaker 1: was she into the makeout session, because it just seems
Speaker 1: a little aggressive if you're making her bleed off of
Speaker 1: some stubble. Oh, she seemed into it. I mean, everything
Speaker 1: seemed to be going well until that one moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, Well we're gonna die the phone of
Speaker 1: her right now. Get her on the phone and see
Speaker 1: if that's the reason she's not calling you back. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: all right? Hello, can I speak to Quinn please? This
Speaker 1: is Quinn. Hey, Quinn, how are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Sorry, can you
Speaker 1: say again? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. What is that? It's a radio show. We
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then don't call them back after we get
Speaker 1: you on the phone to ask why. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand what you're talking about. A
Speaker 1: check late. You recently went out on a date with
Speaker 1: on our listeners and they email us about you because
Speaker 1: you haven't been returning any of their phone calls or
Speaker 1: text messages? Who who did that? His name is Howie? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So Howie got in touch with you and
Speaker 1: asked you. Yes, he emailed us and asked us to
Speaker 1: get a hold of you to find out why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back. We actually talked to Howie and
Speaker 1: he told us a little bit about your date. He
Speaker 1: said that you guys had a great time, so he's confused.
Speaker 1: M does that mean? Does that mean that you didn't
Speaker 1: have a great time? So? I'm sorry, I can't believe
Speaker 1: this is happening. Um would you think of Howie when
Speaker 1: you guys went out? Um? I mean he's totally nice.
Speaker 1: I would be friends with him, that's cool. But um,
Speaker 1: so he's good enough to friend zone after one day,
Speaker 1: but not good enough to date romantically. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I oh my god. Um, I mean, I'll just tell
Speaker 1: you so, he's just not a very good kisser. So
Speaker 1: you know, what are you gonna do? Yeah? That's it.
Speaker 1: You talking about the rash that he gave you. Who
Speaker 1: told you about he told us about it? I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to blow up his spot too early,
Speaker 1: So I didn't want to bring it up to you.
Speaker 1: But now that you say that he's a bad kisser,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that that's the issue. Well that wasn't entirely true.
Speaker 1: Wait the bleeding wasn't entirely true. Or yeah, well he's
Speaker 1: like really wet and loppy kisser like all. It was
Speaker 1: like a washing machine, like sucking on my face. So
Speaker 1: it's just really drui and slobbery and gross. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: I've never had that experience, and I really didn't know
Speaker 1: it's to you. I was like a lot and kind
Speaker 1: of gross. So I went into the bathroom and I
Speaker 1: was just like, how do I get out of it it?
Speaker 1: So I was sitting there and I saw that he
Speaker 1: had a lufa. Saw that he had a what a lufa?
Speaker 1: Like lufa like a shower thing? Yeah, like a rough
Speaker 1: sponge thing. Okay, So so I I rubbed it on
Speaker 1: my nose, Like what, I know, you gave yourself a
Speaker 1: rash on your nose from his lufa? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. It was the only
Speaker 1: way I could think of getting out of it. Serious,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not proud of it. I mean, have
Speaker 1: you ever had have you have you ever had a
Speaker 1: rash like that from making out before. That's just something
Speaker 1: that came to you. I had a roommate who did okay,
Speaker 1: and so you drew on the experience of your roommate
Speaker 1: and took his lufa rubbed it on your nose until
Speaker 1: I started to bleed, so that you could say he
Speaker 1: gave you a rash so he didn't have to kiss
Speaker 1: you anymore. Why didn't you just say I have to go? Like,
Speaker 1: why would you ever for do something like that? Well, honestly,
Speaker 1: like it was going well until then, and I he
Speaker 1: knew I didn't have anywhere to go. It would have
Speaker 1: been so weird. I didn't know what to do, and
Speaker 1: I get out of there. How weird is what you did?
Speaker 1: I don't think so I was depressed. How long did
Speaker 1: it take for your nose to heal? Um? I still
Speaker 1: have a little stab on my nose. So it's been
Speaker 1: like over a week that you've damaged your nose to
Speaker 1: get out of a date with this guy. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not one of my most proudest moments. That is amazing, Quinn.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe it said. Now, I
Speaker 1: feel like I must be honest with you and let
Speaker 1: you know that Howie is actually on the other line listening. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I owe you that. Hey, Quinn, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Ye, I don't know what to say here.
Speaker 1: I've never got any complaints about my kissing in my
Speaker 1: entire life. Yeah, she didn't just complain about it. She
Speaker 1: damaged her body to not kiss you. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to say. I don't know what to say either. Well,
Speaker 1: you just said it, I guess. Yeah. I think actions
Speaker 1: speak louder than words. Here. This is so crazy to me.
Speaker 1: I really didn't mind you to know. I mean, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, was I really that bad of a kisser?
Speaker 1: I don't know what else to tell you that you
Speaker 1: know the story now, Quinn, there has to be something.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've made out with some pretty bad kissers before.
Speaker 1: You can kind of maybe coach them a little bit. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess some girls are into that and
Speaker 1: I'm not, so maybe we could. I mean, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: It's like, well was natural to him. So yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys just might not match up kissing wise. It's
Speaker 1: a thing I wouldn't want to have to sit down
Speaker 1: and coach somebody on how to kiss. But I also
Speaker 1: would not take sand paper to my nose in order
Speaker 1: to get out of kissing them. I would just stop. Well, Quinn,
Speaker 1: I would love to see if you'd like to go
Speaker 1: out on a second date with Howie. We'll pay for
Speaker 1: a second date if you'll go out with him again.
Speaker 1: Oh um um, yeah, try another kiss? What you have
Speaker 1: to kiss at the end of it, though, if you
Speaker 1: don't kiss at the end of it, I'm not paying
Speaker 1: for it. I don't know if I can go through. Hey, yo,
Speaker 1: if you give me a second chance, I will. I'll
Speaker 1: lay off the wetness of the kisses. That's a weird
Speaker 1: way to put it, Allie, But Quinn, would you be
Speaker 1: interested in going out with him again if he lays
Speaker 1: off the wetness of the kisses? Well, I did have
Speaker 1: a good time, so I mean, if he can reduce
Speaker 1: the amount of body fluids. Are we still talking about
Speaker 1: kissing here? I knew go out with him again if
Speaker 1: there's no kissing, or you know, figure out some way
Speaker 1: to kiss with less slabbering, And I mean maybe, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, Howe do you think you can do that.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you can work on your kissing
Speaker 1: and slabbering and stuff. I definitely think so. But just
Speaker 1: for the record, is second base off the table? Oh god,
Speaker 1: you have broken Jewel in the morning text message in
Speaker 1: at seven eight five to nine two about today's second
Speaker 1: date update, It says, I like an aggressive makeout session,
Speaker 1: and I've had many chin and nose rashes as a result.
Speaker 1: It happens all the time, but never self inflicted. It's
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two
Speaker 1: point five. If you missed the second date update, Howe
Speaker 1: wanted us to call this girl named Quinn. When they
Speaker 1: were making out, she got a rash on her nose
Speaker 1: and it started to bleed, and he thought that was
Speaker 1: the awkward thing that happened on their date. But when
Speaker 1: we called her, we found out she just didn't like
Speaker 1: the way that he was kissing, so she gave herself
Speaker 1: a rash in the bathroom with his lufa which I
Speaker 1: wouldn't touch a stranger's loofah with a ten foot pole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a text in two at seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two says disgusting. I would never use a stranger's
Speaker 1: loofah on my face, loofa on my face. That's worse
Speaker 1: than sloppy kisses. I agree. A lot of people are
Speaker 1: texting into saying there's kissing workshops that this guy could
Speaker 1: go to. I've given, I've given a lot of rashes
Speaker 1: with my stubble. Are you being serious? Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: if you don't share at my I have very coarse hair,
Speaker 1: and so if I know I'm about to make out,
Speaker 1: I'll shave beforehand. But have you ever been on a
Speaker 1: date that a kisser is so bad you injured yourself
Speaker 1: to get out of it? No, just say you gotta
Speaker 1: leave or fake a phone call or something. She needs
Speaker 1: to work on her excuses. It's like a debate on
Speaker 1: the text mysuge board right now though people a saying
Speaker 1: it sloppy kisses other people and like I get rashes
Speaker 1: all the time, text in at seven, eight, five, nine two.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a nose or a face rash
Speaker 1: from stubble? And has it ever bled so much that
Speaker 1: you had to leave the date? And have you ever
Speaker 1: actually loof at your nose? Oh God, to get out
Speaker 1: of a date or was this a rare occasion? Remember
Speaker 1: if you want a second Dad, up theyd' I have
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