Speaker 1: I don't want to be with my boyfriend after he dies?
Speaker 1: Am I the a hole? Sam? Listeners? What do you
Speaker 1: think he's dead? It's called death to us part and
Speaker 1: then you part? But what if you're trying to snuggle
Speaker 1: in six feet under? You know, get nice and come on?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I heard that you become a wrecked after you die
Speaker 2: because of like a rigor mortis.
Speaker 1: Riga mortis. Yeah? Is that true? Is that true?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I have I don't think. It's probably
Speaker 3: not true.
Speaker 1: Do you become unless you're one of us? Well maybe
Speaker 1: one of us?
Speaker 3: One of us? But yeah, I heard you'd get like
Speaker 3: stinky and bloated. That's all I've ever heard. Yeah, do
Speaker 3: you wait rightly? Do you become a wrecked after you die?
Speaker 4: A more or less complete stage of erection of the
Speaker 4: penis with discharge of urine and other fluids?
Speaker 1: Wo? Bro, do I know penis is or what? Dude?
Speaker 1: You really do? Yeah? I do. Let's read the story
Speaker 1: for zoom and.
Speaker 3: This is submitted from our slash Okop show. If you
Speaker 3: want to send in your own stories, go to our
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Speaker 3: five zero eight six five sixty seven and send him in.
Speaker 3: But let's get into the story. This comes from Altruistic
Speaker 3: Fox twenty five. They say, I, twenty three female and
Speaker 3: my boyfriend twenty five male, have been together for two years.
Speaker 3: Monogamy is important to both of us, and ultimately we
Speaker 3: want to be married someday and have kids. He rides
Speaker 3: a motorcycle and knows that there's a risk of severe
Speaker 3: injury or even death every time he rides. It doesn't
Speaker 3: matter how safe he is if other people are on
Speaker 3: the road not being safe.
Speaker 1: Fair.
Speaker 3: The thing that's causing his problems is that he is
Speaker 3: absolutely sure that he would remain faithful to me for
Speaker 3: the rest of my life if I died, but I
Speaker 3: am not willing to promise the same.
Speaker 1: Who cares you're fucking dead?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that's also why would you even bring that up?
Speaker 3: It's like so unnecessary. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It seems like you're written inviting.
Speaker 1: Some some weird conversations.
Speaker 3: And unneeded negative energy. Dude, Like, why focus on that?
Speaker 3: I don't even like, is there any culture where you
Speaker 3: can't remarry after your your.
Speaker 2: I'm sure person dies someone somewhere the the the marriage
Speaker 2: is an old after your partner dies, because it till
Speaker 2: death do us part?
Speaker 1: Death is the parting? What if? What if I want
Speaker 1: to marry a ghost? What if sexual? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: What's that movie the Ghosts that that has sex with
Speaker 2: the persons?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those scary house. Scary house.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, I'm still young enough to find love again
Speaker 3: and have kids if he died. Now, why are you
Speaker 3: talking about? This is crazy necessary? And I think that
Speaker 3: that's okay. I don't think it would be easy to
Speaker 3: fall for someone else, and he has my whole heart now,
Speaker 3: But why should I promise to be by myself and
Speaker 3: never have kids if he dies?
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to be miserable? No?
Speaker 3: This is a crazy conversation. It seems like he thinks.
Speaker 3: So he says that if I were to remarry after
Speaker 3: he dies, he couldn't spend the afterlife with another man's woman,
Speaker 3: that I would be cheating. This is the dumbest If
Speaker 3: they break up over this, this is the dumbest breakup
Speaker 3: I've ever heard. Oh boy, will you It's like the
Speaker 3: equaval like will you love me if I'm a worm?
Speaker 3: But he asked who I'd be buried next to if
Speaker 3: I married another man like this really quick fucking red
Speaker 3: flag if I've ever seen or heard one go Like,
Speaker 3: come on, bro stop it. He asked if I would
Speaker 3: be married next to my first husband or my second
Speaker 3: husband both.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right in the middle of bull Tower. I told
Speaker 1: him that in marriage vows it says till death do
Speaker 1: us part. That's all I've been saying. But he says
Speaker 1: he wants it to be forever. I love him very much.
Speaker 3: He's extremely loyal, protective and brave. But I think loyal right,
Speaker 3: But I think he's going overboard with this. So am
Speaker 3: I the a hole. We have a quick juicy update
Speaker 3: coming up. The No, this is the weirdest request I've
Speaker 3: ever heard. Right, weirdest request I've ever heard, just so insane,
Speaker 3: like how could you like? And again, why invite this
Speaker 3: negativity in your relationship when it's the most unnecessary thing ever?
Speaker 2: I also wonder if this is like a conversation couples
Speaker 2: like Riley Riley on from the religious folk in your
Speaker 2: of the Woods?
Speaker 1: Is this the thing? I mean?
Speaker 4: I have had this conversation with my ex before, and
Speaker 4: she would like our relationships. She would have liked our
Speaker 4: relationship as like the couple up, like you know, like
Speaker 4: like we grow all together.
Speaker 1: We don't remember that. He's just assuming. But he was
Speaker 1: like ninety when she died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I think she was like, I don't
Speaker 4: want you to be with anyone else after I die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, if you're like eighty five or ninety or
Speaker 3: dying anyway. But if I feel like the rule is
Speaker 3: like if you can still get a natural erection, like
Speaker 3: you can like' let's have a child or have a,
Speaker 3: child just run.
Speaker 1: IT i, mean, look.
Speaker 3: Even if you're fifty years, old you still gotta maybe
Speaker 3: another fifty years ahead of.
Speaker 1: You why not have have a, party be? Happy so
Speaker 1: onto the juicy, Up, nate let's get that.
Speaker 3: Juice we've talked about love and what our expectations of
Speaker 3: each other. Are we know that if we're really going
Speaker 3: to get married in the, future we both need to
Speaker 3: be on the same page about that in our vision
Speaker 3: for the.
Speaker 1: FUTURE i ultimately.
Speaker 3: Explained to him that as we grow older, together we
Speaker 3: become more entwined and in love with each. Other he
Speaker 3: could never be Replace maybe that's all he needed to.
Speaker 3: Hear he, says he understands now he loves me, too
Speaker 3: and all is, Well i'm still raising the red.
Speaker 1: Flag let it be, alome, wholesome. Wholesome, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: NO i THINK i think they just kind of routed around,
Speaker 3: it LIKE i DON'T i don't know if you really
Speaker 3: like it felt like it felt like they didn't talk about.
Speaker 1: The, thing you. KNOW i, AGREE i.
Speaker 3: AGREE i think that the the red flag is it
Speaker 3: was about to be a big old, pimple you, know
Speaker 3: but it just he just puts some some some concealer on.
Speaker 2: It, YEAH I i feel like it's a little it feels.
Speaker 2: Possessive it feels very possessive in the weirdest, way the
Speaker 2: weirdest you, know like it's one thing to be, like
Speaker 2: don't my goal, friend and then it's like another thing
Speaker 2: to be, LIKE i want you to dedicate yourself even
Speaker 2: in my, death to my.
Speaker 1: MEMORY i can.
Speaker 3: SEE i can see, it like LIKE i imagine IF
Speaker 3: i bought this conversation with my, girlfriend she'd be, like
Speaker 3: that makes me.
Speaker 1: SAD i don't want to think about.
Speaker 3: It SO i understand it being, like oh, man the
Speaker 3: thought of your partner moving on if you passed, Away
Speaker 3: like it's not a fun thing to think, about but.
Speaker 1: Ultimately it's, like how COULD i expect you to do?
Speaker 1: That so If naima died, tomorrow how long are you?
Speaker 1: Waiting we are not playing this game, today ladies and. GENTLEMEN,
Speaker 1: ok let's get to that next.
Speaker 3: Start let's do actually before how long would you wait
Speaker 3: until you did another person if your significant other?
Speaker 1: Died? Answer SO i don't have to put your answers
Speaker 1: in the comments Because john is bitching out on. Us
Speaker 1: let's get to this next.
Speaker 3: Story my boyfriend refused to buy me, pads SO i
Speaker 3: broke up with.
Speaker 1: Him AM i? Wrong you? Know how about did you need?
Speaker 1: THEM i mean probably pretty? BAD i mean it's.
Speaker 3: It's usually if you're, like, YO i need you to
Speaker 3: get me, pads it's never, like, OH i could easily
Speaker 3: get them, myself because then you just Would.
Speaker 2: Yo it's you're probably dealing with that one scene In
Speaker 2: The shining where the elevator doors open and the blood
Speaker 2: just rushes.
Speaker 3: Out, yeah scary of. Music, SEE i love, that you
Speaker 3: know the?
Speaker 1: MUSIC i. DO i actually have seen that.
Speaker 3: Movie john has seen very few, movies But i'm. Glad
Speaker 3: i'm GLAD i have that. One sadly, ambitious SAYS i
Speaker 3: twenty three female moved in with my boyfriend twenty four
Speaker 3: male of two years a couple of months. Ago we
Speaker 3: haven't had any problems before this. Argument things have been
Speaker 3: going pretty well. ANYWAYS a couple of days, AGO i
Speaker 3: got my. Period it came, early AND i ran out of.
Speaker 3: PADS i couldn't leave to buy some BECAUSE i bleed
Speaker 3: pretty heavily AND i would have bled through my. Pants
Speaker 3: SO i asked my boyfriend if he could buy pads
Speaker 3: for me from the drug store because it was. Late
Speaker 3: he immediately was, like, no, no, no, which, honestly if
Speaker 3: this isn't the orange peel theory in.
Speaker 1: ACTION i don't. Know back to the first, STORY i
Speaker 1: mean that. One that one's kind of big, though that's
Speaker 1: a big. One it's.
Speaker 3: Medium, yeah it's more than an orange. Peel it's not
Speaker 3: tying when she right, Right so you're saying she has
Speaker 3: every right to say, no he's just too.
Speaker 1: Big of an. Ass do you know too big of an?
Speaker 1: Ass do you know how many pad runs THAT i
Speaker 1: have had to? Make how? Many john? Many that's how many? Numbers? Man,
Speaker 1: YEAH i won't give him to.
Speaker 3: YOU i was shocked BECAUSE i really wasn't expecting THAT
Speaker 3: i asked him. Why he said he didn't want the
Speaker 3: cashier to see him buying. Pads oh, god, Forget oh god.
Speaker 3: Forbid the cashier thinks you're a good. Boyfriend that's the
Speaker 3: only bob you're going to give. Off, Exactly, yeah you
Speaker 3: know enough for, me, right Swear i'm using.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 3: Photographertice at this, POINT i started laughing because that was.
Speaker 3: Hilarious he wasn't joking, though he wasn't king. Though he
Speaker 3: just glared at. ME i told him the cashier would
Speaker 3: obviously know it wasn't for. Him plus the cashier would
Speaker 3: definitely not care what he was. Buying he still. REFUSED
Speaker 3: i told him that he could go to the self
Speaker 3: checkout machine if he was so, insecure but he said.
Speaker 1: That he didn't want. Anyone oh my.
Speaker 3: God he said he didn't want anyone to see him
Speaker 3: with the pads because they'd think he was a. Tranny
Speaker 3: oh oh my, god, dude bro, okay that's this.
Speaker 1: Guy oh not, shit. FRIEND i see what are the
Speaker 1: two you?
Speaker 3: SEE i, see, uh one that he doesn't want to
Speaker 3: go to the store and like be, seen like not
Speaker 3: not do some sort of active. Kindness ye, actually NOW
Speaker 3: i see three. Transphobic. Two what's the third? One it's
Speaker 3: but it's a fucking, secure insecure, dude insecure three, fla
Speaker 3: it's three strikes three. BREAKUP i told him that he
Speaker 3: was childish and that his masculinity was really fragile if
Speaker 3: he couldn't even buy pads.
Speaker 1: For his own.
Speaker 2: GIRLFRIEND i literally have tampons in my. Bathroom my mane
Speaker 2: is ready to. Go, okay, GENTLEMEN i am. Ready he
Speaker 2: has them like their. Trophies, yeah it's mainly for the butt,
Speaker 2: chegging but wow o, kidding, okidding it's for my female friends.
Speaker 2: Friends he got mad and went. OUT i had to
Speaker 2: bunch up toilet paper as a makeshift, pad wear black
Speaker 2: pants in a long, cardigan and go to buy pads.
Speaker 2: Myself my boyfriend had been ignoring me ever. Since i've
Speaker 2: been thinking that MAYBE.
Speaker 1: I might have pushed it too. Far you pushed it too?
Speaker 3: Far, No so AM i the asshole for telling my
Speaker 3: boyfriend that his masculinity was fragile after he refused to
Speaker 3: buy pads for.
Speaker 1: ME i want to know from you. Guys put your
Speaker 1: answers in the, Comments But, john what do you? Think
Speaker 1: can we answer together in? Harmony? Not we should have prepared.
Speaker 3: More it's a live, podcast, yeah live from our, room but.
Speaker 1: There is a juicy juicy. Update oh.
Speaker 3: Okay first, off thank you for all your, awards replies and.
Speaker 3: Stories they all mean so much to. ME i confronted
Speaker 3: my boyfriend an hour. Ago good hope he's thrown.
Speaker 1: Down. Yeah we sat.
Speaker 3: Down together AND i told him THAT i didn't like
Speaker 3: how he acted about buying pads for. Me he said
Speaker 3: that he didn't feel like he had to and THAT
Speaker 3: i could have held it in and drove to the
Speaker 3: drug start to get the bads by. Hisself it's not
Speaker 3: a dookie my guy for. Thread Flag man does not
Speaker 3: know where the clitters, says foresure to think that women
Speaker 3: can hold in their period bud or actually fuck swomen about,
Speaker 3: okay because you. Can you can't like kind of push
Speaker 3: out come, right you shout. Period it's not like you
Speaker 3: can like really hold it. In maybe cost you. It you,
Speaker 3: can you can definitely push it, out queafing that's trapped.
Speaker 1: Air that's not.
Speaker 3: RIGHTLY i THINK i think we might have to defer
Speaker 3: to the ninety percent, women incredible women that are watching the.
Speaker 1: SHOW i don't feel push can you hold can you
Speaker 1: hold it? IN i genuinely don't. KNOW i would assume.
Speaker 2: NOT i would assume you LIKE i would assume it's
Speaker 2: like a leaky, bucket like all, right you, know like
Speaker 2: when your ship's going down and you're, like oh, shit
Speaker 2: it's leaking and you kind of have to like take
Speaker 2: the water out of the sinking. Ship so it's like
Speaker 2: it's like there's there's there's drip and the ship is,
Speaker 2: sinking but you can kind of like take the bucket
Speaker 2: to keep it, in you.
Speaker 3: Know so women's it was a leaky. Bucket yes you
Speaker 3: didn't get, it.
Speaker 1: But you cannot hold in your, period not even a little.
Speaker 1: BIT i you know WHAT i want to.
Speaker 3: Ask, you, guys you can't.
Speaker 1: You have any methods and can you? Squeeze but more,
Speaker 1: importantly can you squeeze it anything? Out, okay here's a technical.
Speaker 1: TIME i don't want to. KNOW i don't want to.
Speaker 1: KNOW i don't want to.
Speaker 3: KNOW i want them to tell, us educate, us indicate.
Speaker 3: Us please don't our sex education have. Failed first, off
Speaker 3: thank you for all your. Awards it means so much to.
Speaker 1: Me, Okay so we went back and. Forth SO i
Speaker 1: just dropped.
Speaker 2: IT i asked, him like most of you mentioned what
Speaker 2: would happen when we have kids and he'd have to
Speaker 2: take care of me and buy me nipple, cream take
Speaker 2: me to the, washroom et. Cetera he said THAT i
Speaker 2: would not need those things BECAUSE i should be able
Speaker 2: to do them on my.
Speaker 3: Own after giving, BIRTH i want those guy to go
Speaker 3: through the you, know like the baby or the. Simulator,
Speaker 3: yeah that's when he Needs that'd be. Classic he said
Speaker 3: that there wasn't anything hard about using the bathroom and
Speaker 3: the only REASON i need help IF i was a.
Speaker 3: Cripple THEN i asked him about the tranny. Comment he
Speaker 3: said that he didn't understand why people would want to
Speaker 3: change the gender they were born. In that basically cemented
Speaker 3: everything for. ME i felt betrayed and.
Speaker 2: HUMILIATED i can't BELIEVE i spent two years of my
Speaker 2: life with a guy who holds these fe AND i
Speaker 2: can't BELIEVE i was too oblivious to. IT i just
Speaker 2: feel so. DUMB i told him that we need to break.
Speaker 2: Up he cussed at me and told me THAT i
Speaker 2: was exaggerating and THAT i was being a. Bitch way
Speaker 2: to win over her affection, ROAD i told him THAT
Speaker 2: i would send him my half of this month's. Rent
Speaker 2: we lived, together but it was his, apartment so we
Speaker 2: would split the. Bill THEN i packed my, bags drove
Speaker 2: to my parents out without saying another. Word i'm going
Speaker 2: to be staying with my parents UNTIL i swort myself.
Speaker 2: Out i'm feeling really down right now BECAUSE i really
Speaker 2: did love, him BUT i also feel relieved. Again thank
Speaker 2: you for all the help and sending me encouraging. MESSAGES
Speaker 2: i appreciate it. ALL i got a question for you.
Speaker 1: Guys put it in the, Comments but Did op dodge a? Bullet?
Speaker 1: Yeah she did you dodge?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: Bully? Queen you dodged?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 1: That? What so many red? Flags so? Many so we
Speaker 1: lost Count?
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah this guy is absolutely not, it you, know
Speaker 3: and again we're we're broken records at this?
Speaker 1: Point was there any?
Speaker 3: Signs come, on you have to see them, before, mom,
Speaker 3: right look at?
Speaker 2: It it just? Right but you know what is also?
Speaker 2: Obvious what the fact that this episode is not? Over
Speaker 2: And john's got another juicy story for.
Speaker 1: Us i'm gonna give it to.
Speaker 3: You my girlfriend wants to hide that my moms are?
Speaker 3: Gay SHOULD i stay or SHOULD i? Go everyone Watching?
Speaker 3: Sam Should OPI's stay or should they?
Speaker 1: Go? Wait can you say that one? More. Time, yes
Speaker 1: who wants to?
Speaker 3: What my girlfriend wants to hide that my moms are.
Speaker 3: GAY i, mean it sounds like she doesn't accept your.
Speaker 3: Family so that's like a pretty hard thing to get.
Speaker 3: Through So i'm gonna get checked the. Hip we're gonna
Speaker 3: shoot from the. Hip i'm gonna, say, uh walk, away walk,
Speaker 3: away just like your girlfriend was walking away from your two.
Speaker 1: Moms, damn just like, that just like. That let's get
Speaker 1: into it and find.
Speaker 3: Out so throw away ra Help lost, Says i'm seventeen
Speaker 3: AND i started going out with my girlfriends seven months.
Speaker 3: Ago we were already chatting before school and we went
Speaker 3: online AND i asked her out. Afterwards so her parents
Speaker 3: want to meet mine when it's safe to do that
Speaker 3: and have dinner at their. House i'm cool with having the,
Speaker 3: dinner and my moms are, Too but my girlfriend told
Speaker 3: me that her parents don't know THAT i have two,
Speaker 3: moms and she doesn't want them to know because while
Speaker 3: they're not raging, homophobes they don't like. That she just
Speaker 3: says it will make them feel weird and uncomfortable and
Speaker 3: asked if only one of my moms could.
Speaker 1: Go big yike.
Speaker 3: What blug?
Speaker 1: BUG i don't, KNOW i just don't see WHY i
Speaker 1: got a.
Speaker 3: Lie if we stayed, together obviously they will find out exactly,
Speaker 3: Literally and also that.
Speaker 1: Would be mean to my moms for one of them
Speaker 1: to not go the freaking.
Speaker 3: Lutely i've never been embarrassed about it or, weird SO
Speaker 3: i don't see why it even.
Speaker 2: Matters and also it's, like, ope significant other is making
Speaker 2: them feel embarrassed or, not maybe not maybe not making
Speaker 2: them feel, embarrassed but like it's it's kind of crazy
Speaker 2: that this person that should be one of the closest
Speaker 2: people in op's life is shunning something.
Speaker 1: That everyone else can has kind of.
Speaker 3: Accepted it's maybe not that isbarrassed, embarrassed but kind of
Speaker 3: like breaking the glass of, like oh SHOULD i be embarrassed?
Speaker 1: Exactly which is.
Speaker 3: Awful my girlfriend has been pissed at me ever, since
Speaker 3: and she just tells me to do, it so it's
Speaker 3: not uncomfortable for her.
Speaker 1: Parents what about? Parents? Ever, yeah ever stopped to think about.
Speaker 3: That even my friends are saying that it's not a
Speaker 3: big deal and it's not Like i'll get grounded for
Speaker 3: asking my moms to do.
Speaker 1: This when they get.
Speaker 2: Grounded but your parents would probably be, LIKE i feel
Speaker 2: like you feel weird about it because it's it is
Speaker 2: a bad. Ask your parents would probably be, like are.
Speaker 1: You sure this is someone you want to?
Speaker 3: Date, yeah and probably be so, hurt like, wow my
Speaker 3: own child like.
Speaker 1: Almost doesn't accept. Us. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Crazy i'm caught in the middle here BECAUSE i don't
Speaker 3: want to lie about my mom's or exclude one of.
Speaker 3: Them but everyone is acting LIKE i am being the
Speaker 3: a hole for not doing.
Speaker 1: This we have.
Speaker 3: A juicy update we're about to get into But sam
Speaker 3: red flag red, breakup break, up, yeah, Breakup. YEAH i
Speaker 3: mean it's it's such A it's like that because like,
Speaker 3: one the ASK yep is no, Good but the fact
Speaker 3: that it's coming from like the, family it's gonna be
Speaker 3: a really hard thing to root. ADD i think it
Speaker 3: just shows a difference of values that might be too
Speaker 3: large of a bridge to go.
Speaker 2: Over you could just what do you good do is
Speaker 2: just say, like, hey this is kind of a deal
Speaker 2: breaker for me and then see what the.
Speaker 3: Scene the other, Says, well let's see if that's what
Speaker 3: happens onto the juicy.
Speaker 1: Update so we brought. CUP i feel like you're lying to.
Speaker 1: Me you're lying to. ME i Think i'm. Lying, HUH
Speaker 1: i think you're. LYING i THINK i think you're playing
Speaker 1: a Little. Riley what's the? Truth all? Right so we broke.
Speaker 1: Up you said it's so.
Speaker 3: SLY I i, See i've been teasing, you like over
Speaker 3: these two thousand, stories just getting you to believe WHEN
Speaker 3: i would say a joke in THAT i give you the.
Speaker 3: Truth that's, yeah that's a metaphor of what just. Happened
Speaker 3: just sad, Yesterday since it had already been days of
Speaker 3: us not, TALKING i listened to your comments and decided
Speaker 3: to ask how she would feel IF i told her
Speaker 3: that she could only have one of her parents come
Speaker 3: because my moms are uncomfortable around heterosexual.
Speaker 1: Couples don't like how the turntables are. Turning oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah she basically laughed and said it's not the same
Speaker 3: thing because that's a normal couple, now ex. Girlfriend that
Speaker 3: kind of got, me AND i, asked what's not normal
Speaker 3: about my MOM'S i think that's when she saw that
Speaker 3: she efed up with what she. Said she said she
Speaker 3: didn't mean it like that and just knows that it
Speaker 3: would be awkward and weird because her parents don't like.
Speaker 3: That THEN i asked her if she would feel like that,
Speaker 3: too and she didn't say anything Telling we talked for
Speaker 3: a while and she still wasn't getting how this hurt
Speaker 3: my mom's asking them.
Speaker 1: To hide who they.
Speaker 3: Are then it got to where she admitted that it
Speaker 3: would also be embarrassing for her parents to KNOW i
Speaker 3: have two, moms and, YEAH i wasn't going to take,
Speaker 3: that SO i told her we are.
Speaker 1: Done thank.
Speaker 3: You i'm not going to be with someone who's embarrassed
Speaker 3: about my mom's or doesn't want others to.
Speaker 4: Know.
Speaker 3: That was it which to quickly, Compliment, ope seventeen years,
Speaker 3: old you can easily get in this puppy. Life mature
Speaker 3: you should get brainwashed out of.
Speaker 1: It mature, move mature move for.
Speaker 3: Sure my friends haven't said anything to me, yet BUT
Speaker 3: i Think i'm just gonna block them out BECAUSE i
Speaker 3: do not want to deal with their bs right. NOW
Speaker 3: i KNOW i said in my, COMMENTS i was thinking
Speaker 3: about asking my moms for, advice but since we've.
Speaker 1: Broken, UP i don't really gotta tell, yeah it's.
Speaker 3: OVER i only told my moms it wasn't working out
Speaker 3: with her and so we're. Done they don't need to know,
Speaker 3: why BECAUSE i don't want them to feel like it's
Speaker 3: their fault and they really liked my, girlfriend this would
Speaker 3: hurt their feelings knowing.
Speaker 1: That she felt this.
Speaker 2: Way, wow this is such a mature, response, right this
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Amazing good on, You. Opie, okay reverse.
Speaker 3: Title it's not my first, breakup but it still really
Speaker 3: sucks And i'm feeling sad it is what it, is,
Speaker 3: though thanks for everyone's help for telling me your own.
Speaker 3: EXPERIENCES i am.
Speaker 2: So impressed with the mature already coming FROM, Op like
Speaker 2: that is a very well thought out.
Speaker 3: Response and, again like it's so, easy even even IF
Speaker 3: op didn't feel that. Way people get in puppy love
Speaker 3: in high school and it's, LIKE i feel like it's
Speaker 3: easy to be persuaded to do something you really don't
Speaker 3: want to, do like like this for. Example BUT i
Speaker 3: do have one. Question do we THINK op is the
Speaker 3: a hole for omitting the truth from their?
Speaker 2: PARENTS i don't think, so and that's why its, like
Speaker 2: that's one of the reasons THAT i Think op's response
Speaker 2: is so, mature because she's thinking like one about THE
Speaker 2: x and not soiling her, reputation two about her.
Speaker 1: Parents AND i also don't know if we know the
Speaker 1: gender Actually.
Speaker 4: Op op is A i want to assume definitely heterosexual.
Speaker 2: Research yeah so, Yeah SO i think the maturity like
Speaker 2: comes from like a bunch of different, Levels LIKE i
Speaker 2: think one protecting the like the ex girlfriend basically saying, like,
Speaker 2: HEY i don't want to ruin her reputation to protecting
Speaker 2: the feelings of the, Parents LIKE i think that's a
Speaker 2: really which like the good but maybe immature thing would
Speaker 2: be like tell the, truth but really telling the truth
Speaker 2: doesn't improve the parents', situation doesn't improve the nothing good
Speaker 2: comes out.
Speaker 1: Of telling the truth in that.
Speaker 2: Situation SO i don't think IT'S i DON'T i don't
Speaker 2: think it's necessary to share, That AND i just feel
Speaker 2: like with all of those things and then also ditching the,
Speaker 2: RELATIONSHIP i think with all those things kind of mixing,
Speaker 2: around it's just an incredibly mature, Response.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's for all the people.
Speaker 3: Involved they end up in the best way, possible Exactly.
Speaker 3: Opius minimize as much hurt and pain as they possibly
Speaker 3: could in a, breakup which is.
Speaker 2: Hard to, do especially when like feelings are flying. Around not,
Speaker 2: easy not.
Speaker 3: Easy but that WAS i think the last breakup, story
Speaker 3: right that, IS i feel LIKE i actually learned a
Speaker 3: lot too how to avoid these bad breakup. Situations also
Speaker 3: with this last one had to break up.
Speaker 2: Elegantly SO i would love to know what story was
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Speaker 2: to use the orange peel method in your relationship now
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Speaker 2: this is an episode From deep within The. Archives time
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Speaker 3: Relam karen tried to kidnap my four month old, baby
Speaker 3: then sued. Me we went to court and the judge
Speaker 3: made a decision nobody. Expected the judge is, like, actually
Speaker 3: that's just called. Babysitting, karen you have to pay her
Speaker 3: fifteen dollars an hour for the babysitting services she. Rendered
Speaker 3: so you know, What, karen you deserve this. Child you
Speaker 3: were the one trying to trying to apprehend. Them, meanwhile
Speaker 3: where was.
Speaker 2: Mom or you could go, biblical you, know like The
Speaker 2: solomon story where it's like these two mothers think that
Speaker 2: this child is.
Speaker 3: Theirs, solomon what is your? Decree, well split the child
Speaker 3: in half and give half to each. Mother and then
Speaker 3: the mother that's the true mother was, like, no my,
Speaker 3: baby give it to the other, lady and then it's
Speaker 3: The sloman's, like, ah you did not want to cut
Speaker 3: the child in, half thus you are the, mother or
Speaker 3: or it's like uh, yeah give me the, half and you're,
Speaker 3: Like i've given it to.
Speaker 1: You just just to stay.
Speaker 3: Toxic If john was was the judge stay toxic judgment
Speaker 3: day oh. Man so one afternoon after our mommy and
Speaker 3: me yoga. CLASS i know it sounds, dumb but it's
Speaker 3: a great way to meet mommy. Friends, yeah, so, Mommy
Speaker 3: i'm gonna go to a mommy and yoga.
Speaker 1: Class i'm want to meet some.
Speaker 3: Mommies. Yeah me and the old baby decided to go
Speaker 3: get some coffee and catch. Up, well ACTUALLY i would
Speaker 3: get coffee and she would get some, sweet sweet booby.
Speaker 3: Milk does the booby milk have caffee in? It if
Speaker 3: you drink? Coffee that is a good, QUESTION i. Think
Speaker 3: SO i could see that off the. Walls bro just hopping, around.
Speaker 1: Yeah doing that yoga so, well.
Speaker 3: Well baby lightweight as she is pass it passed out after.
Speaker 1: Her sweet sweet milk.
Speaker 3: Sucks SO i decided to be wild and get my
Speaker 3: second cup of. Coffee, wow, wow look at, You i'm
Speaker 3: drinking my second cup when out of, when out of,
Speaker 3: nowhere a Wild karen.
Speaker 1: Appears, Karen, ah what a cute.
Speaker 3: Baby, okay so, far so, good so. FAR i, smile
Speaker 3: but go back to reading the news and sipping on my.
Speaker 1: Coffee WHEN i wake.
Speaker 3: Up WHEN i look, up the entitled kid is literally
Speaker 3: trying to take my sleeping.
Speaker 1: Baby what where do these kids get? Off?
Speaker 3: Bro, like, actually, okay maybe MAYBE i can see the
Speaker 3: kid is like, eight and it's, like, oh cute, baby
Speaker 3: and it goes that is is uh okay? Fair potentially?
Speaker 3: Not you, know, okay what should happen is the careen
Speaker 3: to be, like, yo don't take that, baby get down the.
Speaker 3: Baby but we all, know we all know that that's
Speaker 3: not WHAT.
Speaker 1: I panicked, obviously.
Speaker 3: Me, no, no, no, no don't don't pick up the. Baby, Karen,
Speaker 3: oh she wasn't hurting her entitled. KID i want to.
Speaker 1: Hold the, Baby let me do. It.
Speaker 3: Me she's sleeping and you are too little to and
Speaker 3: you are too little to hold.
Speaker 1: Her, honey she is, Heavy, karen all just let her hold.
Speaker 1: Her my child is very.
Speaker 3: Much how did you're a literal stranger try to snatch this?
Speaker 1: Baby?
Speaker 3: ALSO i love how Like karen is saying that her
Speaker 3: child is. Mature, meanwhile she's like trying to let her
Speaker 3: kid pick up this random, baby another very mature thing to. Do, yeah,
Speaker 3: me she is not a baby. Doll, no, dude lay
Speaker 3: down the. Law, oh come, on tell it Is. Karen
Speaker 3: you don't have to be such a bitch about.
Speaker 1: That, dude it's her. Baby are you? Kidding oh my,
Speaker 1: God oh my.
Speaker 3: God like can you imagine going up to someone, saying, like,
Speaker 3: yo let my eight year old pick up your, baby
Speaker 3: and then calling them a bitch for saying?
Speaker 1: No the audacity literally, me excuse.
Speaker 3: Me during this, Time karen tried to pick up the
Speaker 3: baby and woke her. Up during this, time entitled kid
Speaker 3: tried to pick the baby up and woke her. Up
Speaker 3: so she starts crying. LOUDLY i pick her up and
Speaker 3: START i pick her up and start hushing her.
Speaker 1: Me now see what you?
Speaker 3: Did leave us, Alone. Karen she just wants my daughter
Speaker 3: to hold. Her, no that's that's why she started.
Speaker 1: Crying.
Speaker 3: Bro Then karen tries to grab the baby out of my.
Speaker 1: Arms what is going? On, like where do you get?
Speaker 1: OFF i wonder if this is How karen got our
Speaker 1: first child just.
Speaker 3: Abducted it's, like, NO i need to hold her and
Speaker 3: Then i'm gonna be a better mother than.
Speaker 1: You this is How karen collects babies like.
Speaker 3: Pokemon, god, me what the f get?
Speaker 1: OFF i?
Speaker 3: TURN i turned away to shield my, baby who starts?
Speaker 1: Crying. Karen just let me hold? Her let me holder? Stop?
Speaker 1: Karen why why why is she doing?
Speaker 3: This? Dude me help help and THEN i open hand.
Speaker 3: Slipts THEN i open hand punch her in the.
Speaker 1: Nose what the What? Karen?
Speaker 3: Okay THEN i open hand Punch karen in the. Nose, Dude,
Speaker 3: yeah let's go, ope smack That karen. Up at this,
Speaker 3: point the coffee shop employees jump in and pull her.
Speaker 3: Away one of them says they called the. Police karen's
Speaker 3: nose is. Bleeding entitled kid is. Sobbing yeah. GOOD i
Speaker 3: feel kind of bad for the. Kid she's pretty, little
Speaker 3: but her mom should really teach her. Better, yeah don't
Speaker 3: think you LOVE i love the sweet justice.
Speaker 1: Though just what clipping the? Nose that's? Right keep that
Speaker 1: nose out of my, Business.
Speaker 3: Karen that's, Why, Karen, karen you're gonna you're gonna catch
Speaker 3: these hands if you want to get all my. Baby
Speaker 3: the employees ask us to stay and wait for the.
Speaker 3: Police Karen, good she assaulted me and traumatized mind.
Speaker 1: Child how about Oh PE's? Child they were trying to snatch.
Speaker 3: And Ope like literally here she is just like sipping
Speaker 3: a cup of coffee and then her own child is
Speaker 3: like being taken away from.
Speaker 1: Her like what the? Hell baby is still? Crying SO
Speaker 1: i whip out the.
Speaker 3: Booby oh, yeah just in front of and see These, yeah.
Speaker 1: Just breaking breaking your ears an aggressive motor. BOAT i can't.
Speaker 2: PRAY i never seen that video where it's like Boob
Speaker 2: karate and there's like These russian women that are like
Speaker 2: using their boobs to like like crush uh cinder.
Speaker 1: Blocks i've never seen. That well that sounds.
Speaker 3: You don't watch that side of. PORNO i, YEAH i
Speaker 3: GUESS i missed Boob. Karate the only STUFF i. Category
Speaker 3: he just hasn't surfaced itself in my algorithm. Yet, Karen,
Speaker 3: look she's exposing herself to.
Speaker 1: What shy old, dude she's breastfeeding her, Kid, like shouldn't
Speaker 1: you understand being a? Mother?
Speaker 3: Yeah like What Obviously karen is not a great, mother
Speaker 3: not winning Any mother of The year award. There karen's
Speaker 3: a bottle. Feeder ino, HER i ignore. Her the baby
Speaker 3: finally calms. Down the police came and they asked us
Speaker 3: each what Happened. Karen she exposed herself to her my,
Speaker 3: daughter and then assaulted.
Speaker 1: Me bro.
Speaker 3: The. Police at least there's probably reason with the, police.
Speaker 3: Right we, hope we. Hope me scared That i'm going to.
Speaker 3: Jail that is not. True that is not. True she
Speaker 3: tried to steal my baby AND i was just protecting.
Speaker 3: Her luckily the coffee place had. Cameras there we, go
Speaker 3: there we. Go she got arrested for attempted kidnapping AND
Speaker 3: i have to go to court next.
Speaker 1: Month oh so this is, like this is a whole.
Speaker 1: Saga this is going, down and there is an. Update
Speaker 1: let's hear the. Update what happens with the.
Speaker 3: Judge we go to court On april fourteenth for the
Speaker 3: criminal charges Against karen for attempted, kidnapping criminal. Charges oh,
Speaker 3: yeah we're it's going. DOWN i did NOT i didn't
Speaker 3: expect to update before the court, date but then this.
Speaker 3: Happened me and the baby went to the park in
Speaker 3: the morning and we got back around. Eleven there's a
Speaker 3: man standing on their porch looking. Lost baby was in her. Stroller.
Speaker 3: SLEEPING i put my hand in my purse and onto my.
Speaker 3: Mace CAN i help? You random? Dude, Uh i'm looking
Speaker 3: for first, name last. NAME i got a package for.
Speaker 3: Her he pulls out A he pulls.
Speaker 1: Out a thick.
Speaker 3: Envelope i'm TALKING CARDI b level. Fick i'm. HER i
Speaker 3: can take. IT i take THE CARDI b thick envelope
Speaker 3: as soon as it's in my. HANDS i signed for
Speaker 3: as soon as it's in my, hands AND i signed for.
Speaker 3: It random guy rips off a fake mustache and the delivery.
Speaker 3: Hat you've been. Had he reveals his identity a legal. Intern, cool, cool,
Speaker 3: cool you're being sued by the, way good.
Speaker 1: LUCK i would love to have that. Job, actually that
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 3: Fun, honestly serving people sounds. Amazing it sounds really. Fun
Speaker 3: maybe maybe that's maybe that's our next. Show you've been.
Speaker 1: Served it's just serving for random random. People that's so.
Speaker 3: Funny for the most ridiculous lawsuits possible like, this how
Speaker 3: do we get that? JOB i THINK i think we
Speaker 3: could create an open call TO i, mean you've got
Speaker 3: a lawsuit and you need you looking for someone to
Speaker 3: serve call us let us. Know we'll make content from. It,
Speaker 3: yeah that's. Right i'm being sued By. Karen why would
Speaker 3: the woman who tried to snatch my baby be suing?
Speaker 3: Me how much damage COULD i have? Afflicted, well APPARENTLY
Speaker 3: i did twenty five thousand in damage in this in
Speaker 3: this envelope about ten million pages detailing me about how
Speaker 3: she's suing me for everything wrong in her. LIFE i
Speaker 3: broke her, note so she's suing me for medical bills of,
Speaker 3: course emotional damage to her and her child's anxiety depression
Speaker 3: because of, me and the kid HAS ptsd from the INCIDENT.
Speaker 1: Ptsd, okay just come, on.
Speaker 3: Bullshit Finally i'm being sued for slander and character assassination
Speaker 3: because how DARE i because how DARE i say she
Speaker 3: tried to steal my?
Speaker 1: Baby? Wow, dude this is.
Speaker 3: Garbage it, is it, is and there's a final. Update,
Speaker 3: okay the please tell me the court threw it out or.
Speaker 3: Something the court session was long and. Boring entitled dad
Speaker 3: entered the picture and made racist statements to my husband
Speaker 3: what their lawyer tried to make me look like a
Speaker 3: demon And karen look like a. Saints the charges and
Speaker 3: verdicts For karen were as, follows assault. Guilty oh disorderly conduct. Guilty,
Speaker 3: oh disturbing the peace, GUILTY. Yo attempted kidnapping not. Guilty,
Speaker 3: okay that's. Interesting she was sentenced to eighteen months of,
Speaker 3: probation forty hours of community, service thirty hours of anger,
Speaker 3: management and almost one thousand dollars in. Fines this all
Speaker 3: goes on her permanent criminal, record and if she violates
Speaker 3: anything in her probation or does or just doesn't do
Speaker 3: what's required of, her she will spend those eighteen months in. Prison,
Speaker 3: wow Finally karen gets some. Justice, wow and no Peace scott.
Speaker 1: Free. Right it looks like. Nothing nothing is like a damn.
Speaker 2: Dude see that's like this this, crazy like, this this one,
Speaker 2: action this this This karen decides to steal one baby
Speaker 2: and then she has a whole world of her coming at.
Speaker 1: Her, LEGALLY i.
Speaker 3: Would love to, know like a scientific breakdown of what
Speaker 3: happens in these people's, Brains like what just like
Speaker 1: The monkeys clapping, symbols, accurate, accurate