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Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.

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Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry letter, Thank you enough. Subject my

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Speaker 1: man loves being in the dog house. Dear Stephen Shirley,

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Speaker 1: I am a twenty eight year old woman dating a

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Speaker 1: thirty four year old man. We were together nine months

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Speaker 1: and waited almost five months before we started having sex.

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Speaker 1: He was very kinky and liked to keep it interesting

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Speaker 1: in the bedroom, but it ended up being way too

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Speaker 1: much for me. You've answered a letter like this before,

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Speaker 1: but mine is different because my man is more extreme.

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Speaker 1: My issue started one night about three months ago, when

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Speaker 1: out of nowhere, during sex, he started barking like a

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Speaker 1: dog and licking me all over during sex. I asked

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Speaker 1: what the hell was going on, and he shushed me

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Speaker 1: and told me not to spoil the mood. He told

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Speaker 1: me to say good boy while we were having sex.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was playing at first, so I did it.

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Speaker 1: I told him afterwards that it was awkward as hell,

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Speaker 1: but he said he loved it. From then on, we

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Speaker 1: a few more times, but he got too darn weird.

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Speaker 1: One night when he came into the bedroom naked on

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Speaker 1: all fours wearing a leash. He asked me to pet

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Speaker 1: Of course I didn't want to, but I did. Come on,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to read this with a straight face, guys.

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Speaker 1: We walked out of the yard. We walked out to

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Speaker 1: broke up with him and left his naked behind in

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Speaker 1: Now he's calling me non stop and begging me to

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Speaker 1: hear him out. He sent me a link to an

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Speaker 1: online group of people that also indulge in this fetish.

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Speaker 1: It's all too freaky for me. But now I have

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Speaker 1: a major problem. I am pregnant by him. I don't

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Speaker 1: want my child to have a freaky father that might

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Speaker 1: lick on him and make him potty in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: I really just want to move away and not even

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Speaker 1: tell him that I'm pregnant. I know that's not right, though.

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Speaker 1: What should I do? Please advise? Oh boy, this lady

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Speaker 1: Edna say she was pregnant. I know, I know, Steve,

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Speaker 1: I know I know she saved that until the end

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Speaker 1: didn't she, And she's right. We did have a letter

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Speaker 1: earlier about a guy who liked to wear furry dog costumes.

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Speaker 1: We did have that, But you're definitely right. This is

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Speaker 1: way more extreme with this man right here. And listen.

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Speaker 1: I was perfectly ready to tell you to run, not

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Speaker 1: walk away from this man. But now you're pregnant and

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Speaker 1: an innocent baby is involved in all this foolishness. So

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I don't. This is hard. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you You've got a baby. You know, you

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Speaker 1: put yourself into this freaky situation. Why didn't you wear protection?

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Speaker 1: You could get pregnant if you don't wear protection and

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Speaker 1: you're having sex, you know, and you had sex with

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Speaker 1: him more than once, you know, so you knew he

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Speaker 1: was into this freaky stuff, but you had sex with him.

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Speaker 1: Now the baby is going to have a man who literally,

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Speaker 1: I mean literally wants to be treated like a dog,

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Speaker 1: completed with like you say in the letter, walking naked

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Speaker 1: on all fours and you were nating in the in

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Speaker 1: the backyard. I mean, I just have to say, get

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Speaker 1: ready to be a single parent unless this guy straightens

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Speaker 1: he's not the only one. There's more like me. I

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Speaker 1: guess to make it seem like he's not so bad

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Speaker 1: or something, but this is pretty bad, especially if you're

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Speaker 1: bringing a baby into this situation. So yes, you have

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Speaker 1: some decisions to make. I mean, he's the father, you

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Speaker 1: I just hand this the best way I can until

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Speaker 1: we get to the unpregnant part. Twenty eight year old

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Speaker 1: woman y'all and her shell is answered dating the thirty

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Speaker 1: almost five months before we began having sex. He was kinky,

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Speaker 1: even then, y'all having sex and it went kind of

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Speaker 1: kinky one night he just started barking and looking on

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Speaker 1: He said, now just pat me and say good boy.

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Speaker 1: All right, so you start patting it now, Shirley. But

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Speaker 1: I can't get to that part yet. But here where

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Speaker 1: it got real stake That night that he came over

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Speaker 1: fours with that leash and then asked you to walk

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Speaker 1: him outside, and you didn't want to, but you did.

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Speaker 1: But I'm assuming you had your clothes on, or maybe

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Speaker 1: you just put your robe on him. So you take

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Speaker 1: his negative ass outside and he I'm did he squat down? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you gotta do something else you can't that ain't

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Speaker 1: not humans. Now. Yeah, well you can pee, but I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about that other thing. If you're trying to do that,

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Speaker 1: you finding have stuff running all down your damn leg?

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Speaker 1: Hold your response? Last Pert two's response coming up. This

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Speaker 1: stuff ball when they're having sex, liquor when they having sex.

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Speaker 1: It got kind of ignorant. One night and he came

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Speaker 1: there and he relieves himself in the grass. Now I

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Speaker 1: know he peed in the grass, but I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out if he tried to number two in his yard. Because,

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Speaker 1: as I said on the last break, the reason you

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Speaker 1: don't want to do that, that that on all fours because

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Speaker 1: man booty ain't to save the dog. Because dog booty

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Speaker 1: can do things that man booty can't. Dog booty can

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Speaker 1: push it out, chop it off, clean it, go back in.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no sign of it. Human booty don't work that way.

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Speaker 1: Human booty requies wipe it in and pattern and washing this. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just tenning now while he yside. Look, come quick,

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Speaker 1: did he pee on your leg? Because after this happened,

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Speaker 1: she didn't call him no more. You should have rolled

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Speaker 1: probably would have liked that too. Good. Now it's some

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Speaker 1: other problems. You got to deal with him. Now. I

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Speaker 1: in deep. You're not gonna change him. He not gonna

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Speaker 1: And you did a good thing, but now you pregnant

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Speaker 1: by him. Now, Shirley got on you and tried to

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Speaker 1: tell you why didn't you use protection? Sureley, when have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen a dog with a condy? Harvey? I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you, Harvey, what dog? And I've seen a lot

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Speaker 1: of dogs health sex. Have you ever seen one? Stop?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, wait a minute. I got to get something.

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Speaker 1: I got it up on a guy and taped up

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Speaker 1: on him my collar reaching there and get that funny,

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Speaker 1: I got a dog and now he'd took both pauls

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Speaker 1: bitter it off with his teeth and rolled it on dogs.

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Speaker 1: Don't use condom. Shit, he's a man. Okay, Now you

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Speaker 1: obviously keeping the baby. So now I don't know, you

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Speaker 1: have to tell this man as his baby, you do

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Speaker 1: not have to have sex with him again. But if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have the child, the child should know his father.

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Speaker 1: It's just what you're gonna need to do. A supervised visit.

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Speaker 1: But you're gonna go over there and get your baby

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Speaker 1: one day, and your baby gonna be in the kinnel. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean no, I'm just telling you. If he thinks

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Speaker 1: part of a litter, like a puppy. That's how you

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Speaker 1: know he don't name the dog Scoopy for sure. Y'all

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Speaker 1: don't know where this is going now. So since this

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Speaker 1: is gonna happen, I'm thinking something like, we gotta get

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Speaker 1: maybe you can name the baby Rover landism. Uh. Maybe

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Speaker 1: if your last name is Johnson, maybe the baby name

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Speaker 1: can be Skippy Johnson. Oh, I hate you your last

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Speaker 1: name Thompson. Maybe we can name the baby bow huh Bow?

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Speaker 1: How about buddy? Buddy is a good dog name, but

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Speaker 1: sound like people name. But dog names that sound like

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Speaker 1: people name Scotty Scotty. A lot of people name their

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Speaker 1: like Tricksy, you know, uh, hounds Worthndsworth, Hounds Houndsworth, Jackson, Houndsworth, Tomlin,

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Speaker 1: LASTLYE like last Body, I like Boody, I like Legal Jackson.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy right here yet? All right? Listen? Um.

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