1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: this is Josh. 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 2: Hey, new guy. 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: Up, guy, Well, I have a little bit of troubles 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: right now. 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 3: The new guy. You're the new guy in the office. 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 3: You just started a few weeks ago. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just started a few weeks ago. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 2: This is Tom Portugal over in accounting. 10 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 3: We haven't met yet, that new guy. Hey, Tom, just 11 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 3: calling to give it an introduction since we haven't met. 12 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 3: I'm kind of the welcoming committee here. 13 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 2: I don't know if you told you. 14 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 1: No, nobody told me. 15 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 3: Well, I've officially been welcome to the office until you 16 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 3: get welcomed by Tom Portugal. 17 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 2: So what's up, new guy. Let's shoot this a little bit. 18 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: Huh. All right, Tom. I'm really busy right now. I'm 19 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: looking for some stuff. 20 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 3: Hey, Josh, Josh, can I call you? 21 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 2: Can I call you, Josh? I'm gonna Josh. 22 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 3: Hey, Joshi, So I got an email from you that 23 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 3: I need to speak with you about. 24 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't send you an email. 25 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 2: Okay, I think you did. 26 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 3: I opened up my email this morning and there was 27 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 3: an email from you with a Mallard. 28 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 2: Duck in it. 29 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: S No, I didn't send you a Hey Josh, my 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: laptop is missing. 31 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 3: You know that it's against HR rules to send unsolicited 32 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 3: duck picks. 33 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, that's what you get from me here. Man, 34 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 4: you actually get an email because my laptop is missing. 35 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 2: I'm kind of the fun guy in the office. New guy. So, hey, 36 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 2: I know you got a presentation today. 37 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: Huh yeah, and I can't do it right now because 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: I'm looking for my laptop. Hey man, And now your 39 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: bother new guy. 40 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: He new guy, Hey guy, a new guy. 41 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: What tom? 42 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 2: Let's me and you get out of here and go 43 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 2: get some bruise. Maybe head over to the strippy club. 44 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: Look, man, I'm not going to strip club with you. 45 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: I'm not getting blues. I have to do this present tape. 46 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: New job. 47 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 3: I've been working here for fifteen years, and trust me, 48 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 3: they have no idea. I stumble back from work on 49 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 3: most days and I can barely even stay awake. 50 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 2: So you're good man. Let's go, new guy, come on, 51 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,959 Speaker 2: have a little fun, live. 52 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: A little Are you drunk? What is your brid I. 53 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 2: Mean, what time is it? Yes? Thirty? 54 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: Is it? 55 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,360 Speaker 2: Yes? Thirty? Get it? 56 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 3: Because yeah, I am so Hey dude, let's go hang 57 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 3: out a little bit and new guy. I want to 58 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 3: get to know you. 59 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: Look, I'm not hanging out with you. I gotta find 60 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: my laptop. I got to get this presentation done and 61 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: stop calling me new guy or josh or Joshua. 62 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,519 Speaker 3: New guys got a little fire in him, Huh. 63 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: I have a big presentation today, and unless you can 64 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: tell me where my laptop is, shut up and get 65 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: out of my face. 66 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 2: Well, a little birdie might have told me where your laptop. 67 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: Is with them is my laptop? Tom? 68 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 2: I don't speak bertie. 69 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 4: You Tom is a little birdie that told you that 70 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 4: someone took my laptop. 71 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: You you just take my laptop? 72 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,119 Speaker 2: No, new guy, new guy? 73 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,959 Speaker 3: Are you accusing me of taking your laptop right before 74 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,119 Speaker 3: you have a big presentation? 75 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: Once again, don't call me new guy. And yet did 76 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: you take my laptop? Tom? 77 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:22,359 Speaker 2: Tweet? 78 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 3: Tweet Tom? That little birdie would be me. I'm just 79 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 3: kind of like that. I mess around. You know you'll 80 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 3: find them my office chokester. 81 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: You know what I'm coming down to accounting right now. 82 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to take your computer and take your keyboard. 83 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to smash it over your head and then 84 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: throw the rest of your computer at the window if 85 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 1: you don't give me my laptop right now. 86 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 2: Okay, calm down, new guy. I'll just let you know 87 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 2: it's a prank phone call. 88 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: I'll have time for prank phone calls. Right now, Tom, 89 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: I have a presentation with my laptop. 90 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 3: I mean, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show 91 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 3: doing a phone prank on you and your coworker Kears. 92 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 2: Set you up. It's a joke. 93 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 3: She has laptop and she wanted to meet it mess 94 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 3: with you, Karen, give me my laptop. 95 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: Okay, okay. 96 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 3: She said that she wanted to welcome you to the 97 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 3: office and good luck on your first presentation. 98 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: Thanks for the phon phone call. 99 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks.