Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim. You give us time and a turman al
Speaker 1: and gay. We want to send you off InStyle. Do
Speaker 1: you wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about it?
Speaker 2: We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do
Speaker 1: you need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do
Speaker 1: you need ride?
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgariff. Hello Karen, Hello Chris. Ah, how's
Speaker 1: it going?
Speaker 2: Terrific? It's a beautiful Sunday and we're leaving your residence
Speaker 2: yea to pick up Brendan Walsh.
Speaker 1: Brendan Walsh a very well known comedian from Austin, Texas.
Speaker 2: He is from Austin, from Austin. I mean, we can
Speaker 2: clarify whether or not this is the case, but as
Speaker 2: I remember it, he started doing stand up because of
Speaker 2: me and my advice.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, so oh so we're gonna get We're going
Speaker 1: to get down to the roots here.
Speaker 2: Yep, the old nitty gritty as they used to say.
Speaker 1: Well, and then if Howard Kramer was in the car,
Speaker 1: wasn't heat somehow some kind of influence on you?
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone, it's everyone is their career is usually the
Speaker 2: credit is being given to another person.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like it. It's like the you know, it's like
Speaker 1: the Austin h pecking order, a different word but more
Speaker 1: accurate to people helping each other.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I don't know that I totally said, hey,
Speaker 2: you should start doing stand up but if it's something
Speaker 2: like that, he was already doing sketch stuff.
Speaker 1: I think what's fun is if you take a really
Speaker 1: strong stance, like I absolutely got you started in stand
Speaker 1: up And then when he gets here, he'll be like,
Speaker 1: I don't even really know you, dude.
Speaker 2: But I sell him on it, Like the secret. I
Speaker 2: just keep saying it until he also believes it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, magnetize stand up comedy into your life. You'll say,
Speaker 1: mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll use the language or the only language I know
Speaker 2: is from the forum, and I'll and I'll say, are
Speaker 2: you in my listening?
Speaker 1: Did you go to the Forum?
Speaker 2: I did? I did?
Speaker 1: Indeed, did it affect your life in a positive manner?
Speaker 2: Yes? Because I think we created our own thing where
Speaker 2: I went with my whole family and sat next to
Speaker 2: them and so we just it made us talk about that,
Speaker 2: and I didn't even know I had daddy issues. Wow,
Speaker 2: daddy issues.
Speaker 1: Where that car's turning its Oh, terrific, I'll follow them.
Speaker 1: Did you have some daddy issues that you found out
Speaker 1: at the forum?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it was a I was a child
Speaker 2: of divorce. I felt like maybe I got a raw deal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I didn't know that until I started talking about it.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody has any kind of parent issue.
Speaker 1: I mean that, you know, the two people that raised you,
Speaker 1: they're going to have fucked up a little bit or
Speaker 1: a lot of bit.
Speaker 2: So when you're in a situation where you're forced to
Speaker 2: talk about and your arms are crossed because everyone there
Speaker 2: is speaking a made up language and they're being annoying,
Speaker 2: and there's no way you can compete with the biker
Speaker 2: guy who said everyone and his family had touched his butthole.
Speaker 2: Oh so I you know what am I doing here?
Speaker 2: That guy became a big, giant scary person because of
Speaker 2: how much his butthole was unwontedly touched as a child.
Speaker 2: It was there was people with a lot, yeah, of problems,
Speaker 2: and they were spilling their guts and then I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I guess I wish my dad hadn't
Speaker 2: left or whatever. And then all of a sudden crying
Speaker 2: and and healing.
Speaker 1: Can I ask who was in it first in my family? Huh?
Speaker 2: My sister got involved fairly deep, and she was giving
Speaker 2: the introduction to the first level of it. She is out, Yes,
Speaker 2: she's moved on, and.
Speaker 1: She only sees it as a positive experience.
Speaker 2: Uh, for the most part, I think, unlike then, I
Speaker 2: can make fun of it now and she will join in.
Speaker 1: Oh she couldn't. Yeah, because it was a serious it
Speaker 1: was like her thing, yes, yeah, but because it costs
Speaker 1: a lot of money. I've always known it as just
Speaker 1: a cult. I was a thing that takes your money.
Speaker 2: I was a young person and it was a lot
Speaker 2: of money to me, and that first level I still
Speaker 2: don't really regret doing it. But the next level I
Speaker 2: think it was somewhere around seven hundred dollars and I
Speaker 2: did that when I first moved Austin to start doing
Speaker 2: stand up. My family wasn't there. I was only scrutinizing
Speaker 2: the ridiculousness of it being called like and I got
Speaker 2: my money back, which is kind of unheard of.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's great.
Speaker 2: But it's because I had some insider sister help.
Speaker 1: You had dirty pictures, as somebody that was in the
Speaker 1: high level of the.
Speaker 2: F I showed them dirty pictures of my sister.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, she never once took a dirty.
Speaker 2: Not that I know. And I feel uncomfortable even talking
Speaker 2: about it because it's a traditional brother sister relationship.
Speaker 1: You guys have been incredibly traditional since day one.
Speaker 2: It's long denim skirts, it's butter churning, it's.
Speaker 1: The highest of bangs. It's not very traditional life.
Speaker 2: I don't think people usually get their money back unless
Speaker 2: their big sister works for the organization. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I that's what I meant. Well, so I threw down
Speaker 2: my weight.
Speaker 1: I am in a strange place right now because I
Speaker 1: love your sister. I think she's hilarious, genius, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I've always had a lot of disrespect for the forum
Speaker 1: and things like it, am Way what have you. So
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything that would insult her
Speaker 1: because I and you.
Speaker 2: Know what, you can though she wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Care, She doesn't care, no, But I just have heard
Speaker 1: of it before and it's that kind of thing where
Speaker 1: I think it's I think so many people are so
Speaker 1: screwed up and do not get any help that the
Speaker 1: second they even crack the door open a little bit
Speaker 1: and somebody goes like, you're right, no one should have
Speaker 1: left you as a child. You were great. That feels
Speaker 1: so amazing that they want to like dedicate their lives
Speaker 1: to a thing that would make them feel so much better,
Speaker 1: never an a life that maybe that's it's not this
Speaker 1: that thing that's demanding thousands of dollars from them that
Speaker 1: made them feel better.
Speaker 2: Just you've never done therapy or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've never You've never had another person say that sucks.
Speaker 1: You were wronged and you deserve better.
Speaker 2: Because you're great.
Speaker 1: Right, So it's so sad so many people have never
Speaker 1: had anybody.
Speaker 2: Say that's all. And I really wasn't even getting that
Speaker 2: from like a cult leader or anything. It was just
Speaker 2: like I was getting having conversations with my dad about stuff.
Speaker 1: Well. See also, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: Otherwise we would have never talked about it.
Speaker 1: And the fact that you were all there together, you
Speaker 1: were clearly so far ahead of probably anyone in that
Speaker 1: room in terms of a family doing it together.
Speaker 2: I don't think a lot of people had a member
Speaker 2: of their family talked the rest of her family into
Speaker 2: attending altogether. I think we had we we were had
Speaker 2: a leg up. We were cheating.
Speaker 1: Did you guys have matching shirts that said the Fairbanks
Speaker 1: are here in the Forum?
Speaker 2: We showed up every day as if we were posing
Speaker 2: for a Christmas photo?
Speaker 1: What if you what if your shirts really did say
Speaker 1: the Fairbanks are here and the Forum? Yeah whatever, I
Speaker 1: just said. There was an unfinished.
Speaker 2: Sentence, the fair Banks are here and the Forum and
Speaker 2: the Forum as well not to mention this rented golden retriever.
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll take pictures. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, When do we have to have this fucking thing back?
Speaker 2: I think I'm allergic? Yeah, but so I.
Speaker 1: Uh so, God bless all scientology.
Speaker 2: The only thing. Yeah. What bothered me about it then
Speaker 2: as a young person, I don't know is I think
Speaker 2: it was twenty maybe and and still now is that
Speaker 2: they have been made up language the you say something
Speaker 2: and they go got it, got it? Yeah, I'm in
Speaker 2: your listening, I got it. Don't say that now. I
Speaker 2: don't think you have any You're not listening, You're trying
Speaker 2: to remember some of your the coolest slang you guys
Speaker 2: came up with in a spaceship.
Speaker 1: I mean, in your that sounds like it's like that
Speaker 1: sounds like website internet branding.
Speaker 2: Bullshit, right right right.
Speaker 1: We're going to make a new phrases things no one says,
Speaker 1: so that we can communicate unlike anyone.
Speaker 2: The word spitballing just isn't doing it anymore. Now we're
Speaker 2: going to talk about cross branding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hucking an oyster of ideas.
Speaker 2: We're going to peel peel back the corn shocks of
Speaker 2: ignorance and let the the corn of knowledge time through.
Speaker 2: I think we both know it's kernels of knowledge.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I have to take another level.
Speaker 2: Okay, dollars perfect, you're already looking into this stop watch
Speaker 2: and now sleep well.
Speaker 1: Check book is going my old fashioned check book.
Speaker 2: I still write checks.
Speaker 1: I love to write a check to the gas company
Speaker 1: every once in a while.
Speaker 2: I only reserve obsolete forms of payment for the old
Speaker 2: timey things. Ye like gas, it's.
Speaker 1: An electric and maybe if you get a coal, if
Speaker 1: you have a coal man deliver every couple months, Yes,
Speaker 1: pay that guy in a check. I once forgot to
Speaker 1: pay and by forgot, I mean never paid attention to
Speaker 1: the idea that I had to pay the gas bill
Speaker 1: at my house. The gas got turned off. And when
Speaker 1: they turn your gas.
Speaker 2: Off, it is off.
Speaker 1: It's off for weeks. Yeah, like even if you immediately
Speaker 1: pay the bill, which at the time I didn't have
Speaker 1: the money to pay it because it was literally, I think,
Speaker 1: like a full year of gas. So it was like
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars or whatever something a lot something forum
Speaker 1: level too.
Speaker 2: Probably they gotta have some guy calm and do what
Speaker 2: you're afraid of, which is turning on a pilot, like
Speaker 2: lighting a pilot. Yeah, but sometimes yeah, in your case,
Speaker 2: you probably they just shut off the gas.
Speaker 1: They shut off the gas, so I had no hot
Speaker 1: water for literally three weeks. I had to take a
Speaker 1: cold shower every morning. I mean, it was a route awakening.
Speaker 1: So the kind of lifestyle I was leading, which is
Speaker 1: I just don't pay bills until it becomes an emergency situation,
Speaker 1: even when I have money. I'm doing it right now
Speaker 1: as we.
Speaker 2: Speak, Glenn Dale, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: If you do it too, I'm just saying this so
Speaker 1: you don't feel bad.
Speaker 2: I don't know that gas Okay, that's how we use
Speaker 2: our stove. That could be off gas. It's the stove
Speaker 2: and the heat. For all I know, my gas has
Speaker 2: been off for months.
Speaker 1: When I long ago, when I was young and broke
Speaker 1: and lived in a studio apartment, I never had the
Speaker 1: gas turned on because I thought I was in trouble
Speaker 1: with the gas company for some reason from San Francisco,
Speaker 1: which it wouldn't even be the same gas company.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: So I lived for I think five years with no
Speaker 1: stove or whatever. The second thing was, yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: in no way affected.
Speaker 2: My life any kind of heating heater thing.
Speaker 1: You don't need a heater in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: It's funny when I when I first moved to Austin,
Speaker 2: I guess what that'll be one of the themes of
Speaker 2: the show. It's gonna be one. Uh, mister Austin himself.
Speaker 1: Gets in here, the King of Austin.
Speaker 2: The Funniest Person year two thousand, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I think didn't he win Miss Firecracker?
Speaker 2: I think he won Miss Firecrackers. Still ask the sash,
Speaker 2: but he and I both won Funniest Person in Austin?
Speaker 2: Did you really I wanted no? Three? He wanted in
Speaker 2: another Oh, oh four, maybe two.
Speaker 1: But if it was O two, then what if he
Speaker 1: influenced you?
Speaker 2: Oh, the grasshoppers become the teacher.
Speaker 1: I think. Don't you want to get off the freeway?
Speaker 2: I bet I do, Grashop.
Speaker 1: I can't always listen to everything you say because I
Speaker 1: need to plan all my stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone, everyone, everyone, I don't know which way actually right?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: See I'm driving obviously, everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we need to talk about that.
Speaker 2: Aaron usually drive.
Speaker 1: That's the dynamic switch that you are like, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Does it? I mean part of me thinks it lights
Speaker 2: a little old fire under my ass. And in the panic,
Speaker 2: I'd blurt stuff out and it might be gold or
Speaker 2: it might be gibberish. But I'm scared to do drive.
Speaker 2: And you know i's looking at my phone just now.
Speaker 2: I never do that. My seat is up to where
Speaker 2: my chest is almost touching this daring wheel.
Speaker 1: You do drive slower than I've seen you drive normally.
Speaker 2: I am scared for our lives. I'm right, it's hard
Speaker 2: to talk and drive. If I was singing right now,
Speaker 2: we'd be fine. That I can do. Really, Yeah, singing
Speaker 2: and driving. We all do that.
Speaker 1: And you can do a little trumpet in drive. Right,
Speaker 1: that's not a bar. There she is there, we go there,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I I anyway, Oh, I was gonna mention that, Well,
Speaker 2: that's no reason to go back in time. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: I just wanted to share that one time I moved
Speaker 2: into a place in Austin above a Thai noodle place, okay,
Speaker 2: and I was I didn't have anything. I had a
Speaker 2: hot plate, which we weren't allowed to have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they catch on fire.
Speaker 2: I guess they do. I don't know if you'll leave
Speaker 2: them plugged in or leave balls of newspaper next to
Speaker 2: the outlet. I don't. And one day the stern German
Speaker 2: woman who rode in a bicycle with baskets on each
Speaker 2: side with German shepherds big full grown dogs in on
Speaker 2: her bike, she broke into my apartment and stole my
Speaker 2: hot plate and then wouldn't cop to it.
Speaker 1: Well, that not makes sense.
Speaker 2: But my neighbor guy, he's the one he used to do.
Speaker 2: I would hear him crying at night, I would hear
Speaker 2: him doing sit ups. Wow, I would slam the I
Speaker 2: would slam the you know, microwave. I did have a microwave,
Speaker 2: which I don't I mean put to using them now,
Speaker 2: And he go, I'm trying, Chris, please please, And he
Speaker 2: was affected emotionally.
Speaker 1: And then hold on, how old was this man?
Speaker 2: He was forty five. He was a lawyer. He was ripped,
Speaker 2: and he had a shaved head with band aids on it,
Speaker 2: and he wore his pants real high. He was like
Speaker 2: a muscular nerd, which scares me.
Speaker 1: Those are the scariest. They're the ones that shoot.
Speaker 2: Up the gym. He would write these long letters and
Speaker 2: feverishly written and describing when you make a noise, it
Speaker 2: vibrates through the floor, through my bed, into my brain
Speaker 2: and against my skull like a rubber mallet, like just
Speaker 2: because I shot the scariest stuff ever. And one time
Speaker 2: I lot we shared a bathroom. He was an accountant.
Speaker 2: We shared a bathroom, and.
Speaker 1: He account makes more sense and lawyer, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: He was an accountant. Yes, yes, somehow dealing with law
Speaker 2: There has to be a reason. I said that. It's
Speaker 2: not just a mistake. Everything I say back in fact.
Speaker 2: So I had to go through his apartment to Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm bad at I don't know what it's doing. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm bad at navigating. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Do do that.
Speaker 1: I'll help it out.
Speaker 2: So I had to go through his apartment to get
Speaker 2: into our bathroom to get into my room, and his mattress,
Speaker 2: which was like a futon style mattress, was rolled up
Speaker 2: and leaned against the wall because he was punching it.
Speaker 2: That was his punching bag. No, he had a huge
Speaker 2: computer system with many monitors. That's not that weird, but
Speaker 2: on the walls were and I only look peripherally because
Speaker 2: I didn't. I'm like, oh my god, he's a murderer.
Speaker 2: Don't look at it or your next pictures of people.
Speaker 2: I think kids on the wall difent like there was
Speaker 2: class photos. Maybe he wasn't accountant for middle school.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, he was so scary and I really thought he
Speaker 2: was going to kill me and Brendan and I, who
Speaker 2: were about to pick up. We were doing this sketch
Speaker 2: show and we shot a scary video based on these
Speaker 2: letters he had read me. Because fuck, I used to
Speaker 2: read him on stage and people would go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: your kid. They thought I was making them up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I'm like, here's the response to me laughing with
Speaker 2: my girlfriend in at two in the morning. And just
Speaker 2: page after page of scary hoh. So I decided I'm
Speaker 2: not going to live here anymore. He scares me. I
Speaker 2: don't think I could even take him if we were fighting.
Speaker 2: He he slammed the door on me once when I
Speaker 2: tried to get in, just stared at me through the
Speaker 2: glass and I like waved and he scared me. So
Speaker 2: I was moving out, And the day I was moving out,
Speaker 2: he was already packed up. He's like, hey, Chris, I'm
Speaker 2: moving to California. I just got a new job. I
Speaker 2: just want to say it was great to be your
Speaker 2: neighbor and have a great life. I wish all the luck.
Speaker 2: He all of a sudden looked normal. He looked happy
Speaker 2: and normal, and I'm like, wait a minute, I'm a
Speaker 2: paranoid weirdo.
Speaker 1: Hold on, sorry, you're uh we did this way wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we just have to go back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do it right on Temple. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know that's super crazy because I mean, obviously that
Speaker 1: guy was probably mentally ill.
Speaker 2: He was really scary, but he held a good job
Speaker 2: and he remained fit.
Speaker 1: I mean that's just kind of like part of have
Speaker 1: a driver's license.
Speaker 2: I never trust people that, even if it's Paul Thompkins, couldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't drive. I don't drive. I don't. Oh that's
Speaker 2: is that because you have sudden homicide aloud bursts. I'm
Speaker 2: no longer talking about Paul tom I just remember him now.
Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, a lot of people heal their mental
Speaker 2: illness heels. That's that's all that is. I'm saying, if
Speaker 2: you can drive, you're not crazy. That's what I've decided,
Speaker 2: just now in that's the way to do it. Don't
Speaker 2: you have band practice, get your skinny squirrels.
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like it's.
Speaker 2: So funny to see like a gothy person or whatever
Speaker 2: that would be. Now, just I'm not gonna say a
Speaker 2: hipster because every time someone points and says, look at hipster,
Speaker 2: it's just a skateboarder with glasses.
Speaker 1: And I'm like someone someone tweets on the genius other
Speaker 1: than they said, hipster is just the word for someone
Speaker 1: you don't like. Yeah, that's all it is anymore.
Speaker 2: Hipster's also a word for someone that's old that wishes
Speaker 2: they were young, and they're pointing out a person fifteen
Speaker 2: years younger than I think. It gets that simple. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: look hipsters. Why because they look okay and a cardigan. Anyway,
Speaker 2: It's funny when they're going to the gym. That guy
Speaker 2: was like dressed to work out. It's like when you
Speaker 2: see it if you're at the gym and there's like
Speaker 2: a goth guy with his fingernails painted and like an
Speaker 2: upside down star tattoo. But he's on a stair stepper.
Speaker 1: I mean he's got to get that cardio in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he has a choice for the darkness.
Speaker 2: You want to for the devil, for the devil.
Speaker 1: The devil doesn't fuck around. He's got ripped abs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus isn't the only one with as I mean.
Speaker 1: They have to fight all the time.
Speaker 2: Every time I mentioned Jesus having abs, I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm ripping off Greg Barrett.
Speaker 1: Turn right here you are, okay?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 2: Turn I will then. So I wonder if, yeah, I
Speaker 2: wonder if Brendan remembers we shot that for the hyper
Speaker 2: Jackson Chamber, the Skeed show we did together.
Speaker 1: But can I look at this? He just texted you.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh please do please do and say on
Speaker 2: our way friend, okay.
Speaker 1: Your phone isn't my phone. I don't understand. Oh really,
Speaker 1: Oh they're they're there. No, I know that's your phone messages.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't have an iPhone?
Speaker 1: No I do. I just uh you guys close? Should
Speaker 1: I say? I think we're about ten minutes away?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, Well I messed up.
Speaker 1: I really yeah.
Speaker 2: I should have known when we when I started talking
Speaker 2: about murderer roommate, we were kind of near him where we.
Speaker 1: Yes, we basically just did a big square he lived.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he lives near Like, okay, I know where
Speaker 2: you live.
Speaker 1: Look this is we know that. Like, uh, we don't
Speaker 1: write what's that song from the nineties about the notebook
Speaker 1: that's not finished at the end, Like we don't we
Speaker 1: get into this car and whatever happens happens. Am I right?
Speaker 1: The rest is still unwritten? God damn the latest version.
Speaker 2: Okay, phone with your own brain. Don't yell at me,
Speaker 2: first of all. And updating to a new operating he's
Speaker 2: hearing me right. Updating to a new operating system is
Speaker 2: something you have to think about in research. Okay, Syre, goodbye, goodbye,
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise's daughter with a man voice? Are you Tom
Speaker 2: Cruise's daughter? Siri?
Speaker 1: No comment?
Speaker 2: Oh so funny? Oh, no wonder people take screenshots of
Speaker 2: your witty retorts.
Speaker 1: I've got to tweet that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you ever do any tweeting? I'd love to
Speaker 2: follow you, Siri.
Speaker 1: Wait, I need to see that map again because I
Speaker 1: think you need across.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I will. It's I wonder how badly you
Speaker 2: get pulled over when you're both playing with a phone.
Speaker 1: When two people are playing with one phone and podcasting
Speaker 1: at the same time. Yeah, I don't think you can
Speaker 1: go here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, yeah, it is you officially, Karen are the
Speaker 2: Do you need a rive driver? That's cool, I've decided that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're just you stay calm, and that's why
Speaker 2: you're able to hold down a real life position somewhere.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a drifter. Yeah. Do three things at once,
Speaker 2: all poorly, none of them finished.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know exactly how we're going to do this. Okay,
Speaker 1: and we're not that far away.
Speaker 2: Terrific. Okay, did you respond to his.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just said we're ten away, but I don't
Speaker 1: even think that's true. I just put a number.
Speaker 2: Terrific.
Speaker 1: That was my polite way of saying, shut up. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get there when we get there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly what do you gotta do date? What do
Speaker 2: you My dad used to say, someone drives pass fast,
Speaker 2: what do you got a date? I think that's a
Speaker 2: funny dad thing.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty good My dad used to yell at
Speaker 1: cars because we lived out in the country and cars
Speaker 1: would go by at like ninety miles an hour and
Speaker 1: he would he would scream slow down at cars, like lunatic.
Speaker 1: But this is actually what I wanted to say. We
Speaker 1: have a listener who I've insulted her hometown now I
Speaker 1: think three times.
Speaker 2: Oh that because she lives near city Downy.
Speaker 1: Come on, this is this is to make good.
Speaker 2: She's sweet, she said something about but she was joking.
Speaker 1: She was totally joking.
Speaker 2: Where's Downey? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Downey is down south? It kind of by torrent I'm
Speaker 1: not actually sure. It's down south on the way to
Speaker 1: Orange County.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Is it kind of like is
Speaker 2: it kind of like Torrents or river Sidey where it
Speaker 2: is indeed not our favorite place to go.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure because, to be totally honest, I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever been there. I just think it's a
Speaker 1: funny name, and I know it's where the Carpenters are
Speaker 1: from and it's so it's like classic.
Speaker 2: The actually lived in that house and recorded. Yes, oh wow,
Speaker 2: I want to go to Downy and look at the
Speaker 2: carpenter's house.
Speaker 1: See, there's so many great things about Downy.
Speaker 2: Will we thought of the carpenter's thing.
Speaker 1: Yep, there's that.
Speaker 2: And also there's a woman there who ran the La Marathon.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's many we offended.
Speaker 2: I maybe offended her again because I was like, hey, wait.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let you.
Speaker 1: She runs marathon.
Speaker 2: She was like in the LA. I said, oh no,
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at marathon runners. I'm mad at the
Speaker 2: marathon only the people that were in the one in La.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I was in it. I ran.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I just felt bad.
Speaker 2: Still, I lost my train of thought because I had
Speaker 2: to switch.
Speaker 1: AWAYE Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2: Cab drivers are maniacs.
Speaker 1: Well, they're very mad about uber they are.
Speaker 2: They constantly are driving with it angry, Like if you
Speaker 2: look deep in their eyes, there's flames and a pink mouskag.
Speaker 1: Well, because you know what, they used to have it all.
Speaker 1: You'd get in their car, they'd have so much cologne on.
Speaker 1: They'd be super rude to you. They don't like it
Speaker 1: when women give them directions. E. They're the cab driver
Speaker 1: and they don't know where to go. All kinds of
Speaker 1: issues with cab drivers. Uber comes along outclasses them by
Speaker 1: a mile. Now they have no work and they're pissed
Speaker 1: everybody else look to yourselves, assholes.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, their their attitude used to be what else
Speaker 2: are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, guess what physician heals cab driver. I'm pointing
Speaker 1: at the cab. That's the energy you hear in my voices.
Speaker 1: I'm really doing gestures normally.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna slow down because anyway.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about some of the notable
Speaker 1: fast food restaurants in Downiest? Because that's what I flipped
Speaker 1: to on their Wikipedia page, which I think is a
Speaker 1: pretty funny Wait, cab underneath like exports and imports and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, it says notable fast food restaurants. First
Speaker 1: one listed McDonald's. Are you kidding me? You guys have a.
Speaker 2: McDonald We're trying to we're researching Downy, were type in
Speaker 2: Downy and also culture something?
Speaker 1: Well, we've got Harvey's or Johnny's Broiler, which looks like
Speaker 1: a rip off of Bob's Big Boy, but perhaps could
Speaker 1: be even better.
Speaker 2: It's Johnny also a large, fat statute man.
Speaker 1: It's yes, it's just that Johnny's blonde.
Speaker 2: Oh does he have a ging apron?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wait. In twenty two thousand and eight, Jim Lauder,
Speaker 1: owner of Bob's Big Boy restaurant in Torrance, entered a
Speaker 1: long term lease agreement that the owner of Johnny's Broiler
Speaker 1: Oh there we Go Restaurants rebuilded Bob's.
Speaker 2: You saw that right away.
Speaker 1: The first Taco Bells was in Downey.
Speaker 2: What I thought it was Mexico.
Speaker 1: See, there's so many great things. Please visit Downy today.
Speaker 2: We were so late to get a taco bell in
Speaker 2: my hometown of Missoula, Montana.
Speaker 1: Did it drive you crazy?
Speaker 2: Oh? I drove me uh hungry? Oh darn it. Sometimes
Speaker 2: if I wasn't driving, that would have been funny.
Speaker 1: Would it?
Speaker 2: Though? Have?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait? Have tho would?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, sorry, you're gonna keep going straight?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes I will. That was quite all right. We
Speaker 2: go around the band, ah some coming around the band.
Speaker 1: Oh no, nothing stays the same that one. But if
Speaker 1: you will to play the game, coming around the band
Speaker 1: to rowena. Uh, I'm embarrassing when I just sing an
Speaker 1: entire verse of a song. You have to sit there
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: No, I want to chime in, but I don't remember
Speaker 2: that specific Carly Simon song.
Speaker 1: You sing it first?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, yes, yes, I know. Nothing stays the same us. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you. I get passionate and I that's good.
Speaker 1: I was told the best singing advice I ever heard.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was told. I think I saw
Speaker 1: it like on a documentary, was sing You have to
Speaker 1: sing like a drowning man, sing like it's your last
Speaker 1: the last thing you'll ever do.
Speaker 2: Oh weird. Yeah, well, I you know, I don't think
Speaker 2: I'm really good at anything when I'm drowning.
Speaker 1: Yes, but oh aside from drowning.
Speaker 2: Treat singing like you would treat breathing if you were drowning.
Speaker 1: Yes, Like you have to get to the point where
Speaker 1: this song is needs to be sung as opposed to
Speaker 1: that you're trying to like whoa dad? Oh that way?
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I thought you were pointing at that incredibly filth what
Speaker 1: do you call it? A dilf? That was like a
Speaker 1: hot dad on a mountain bike. That was going crazy
Speaker 1: up that hill.
Speaker 2: Did you see him? A dad, I'd like to fuck,
Speaker 2: or you'd like to fuck dad, you'd like to fuck? Oh,
Speaker 2: that's a dial, it's a dial.
Speaker 1: A dial. My mistake, my mistake. Yes. Anyway, if anybody
Speaker 1: needs singing tips, that's the only one I have. And
Speaker 1: when I try to do it, I just find that
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 2: And it was Jordan Morris and I used to work
Speaker 2: together a lot, and he never really gave me any advice,
Speaker 2: certainly not comedically. But one time during interviews, I was
Speaker 2: losing my voice. We were in a loud place and
Speaker 2: he was like, you really need to learn to speak
Speaker 2: from your diaphragm. And I was like what He's like,
Speaker 2: I speak from down here. You speak from your neck
Speaker 2: and your nose. And I's like really, And I think
Speaker 2: he's right, but I don't know how to change that.
Speaker 1: Well that takes. That's like a breathing, focusing thing that
Speaker 1: you would just need someone that tells you how.
Speaker 2: I'd have to pay money. Yeah, you'd have to expe classes. Oh,
Speaker 2: for God's sake, Ah, well you know what I want
Speaker 2: you to drive? Okay, I hate this, I really do.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 1: Hell over, I'm happy to take that all wired up.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just don't know where I'm going, that's all.
Speaker 2: And you can't turn left here, okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to take a left by going right.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Now listen, everybody, Chris is under a lot of pressure,
Speaker 1: so keep your voice down.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm don't know where he is, but I I'll
Speaker 2: look at We just.
Speaker 1: Needed to keep on going straight.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Well, now this seems to be one of those roads
Speaker 2: with maybe that guy needs a ride. He looks funny.
Speaker 1: He kind of does look like he needs a ride,
Speaker 1: and he's cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was. He was that kind of face.
Speaker 1: Silver like silver lakes were.
Speaker 2: He is a stranger you'd like to fuck. Okay, he was.
Speaker 1: An exciting Middle Eastern man.
Speaker 2: Up looking at squirrels.
Speaker 1: Are yet it's the cutest. There was a couple looking
Speaker 1: at squirrels together.
Speaker 2: They were well, I mean, if squirrels is what you
Speaker 2: need to ignore the fact that you can't talk to
Speaker 2: each other, that's fine.
Speaker 1: What if they're both squirrel doctors squirrel scientists and.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, it looks like he has a deviated.
Speaker 1: Se we better give the squirrel a nose job.
Speaker 2: Let's bring him to our shop and we'll just.
Speaker 1: Give him the old Tara Reid.
Speaker 2: One time we were at some It was a music
Speaker 2: video award thing and Jimmy Parter was hosting it and
Speaker 2: Tara Reid presented an award and she was drunk and
Speaker 2: her boobs were out yes and uh, and she was
Speaker 2: like slurring. She wasn't that bad. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 2: she looks pretty. What's her provise? Everyone hate her again?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, someone had to tell me. And then this,
Speaker 2: this version of Stomp came out and they were hitting
Speaker 2: trash bins together in the lids and like, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh brother, And they're dressed like orphans. It
Speaker 2: was like the word. It's like Blue Man Group. When
Speaker 2: people don't like stories and they don't like comedy, there's
Speaker 2: something in the middle that is just.
Speaker 1: That some drugs is going to figure out how to do.
Speaker 2: I just don't care about Stomp or Blue Man Group.
Speaker 2: I almost fell as At the end they throw out
Speaker 2: toilet paper. I bowled it up, used it as a pillow. Yes,
Speaker 2: I needed a nap. How boring it was? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they noticed those blue motherfuckers noticed anyway, He Jimmy came
Speaker 2: out and he's like, Wow, Tara Reid, I haven't uh,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen cans like that since the lad that
Speaker 2: trash can before her wig. Damn it, I blew it
Speaker 2: because I can't remember them since Stomp whatever. Forget I
Speaker 2: even brought up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's forget.
Speaker 2: I hate driving.
Speaker 1: It's pretty awful. But can I tell you a funny
Speaker 1: story that my friend, my producer friend Melissa top my.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen cans like that since the last production
Speaker 2: to Stomp.
Speaker 1: I think, I mean it couldn't top that version of it, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I said, I haven't seen cans like that since those
Speaker 2: one trash can those guys hat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can candate you double cand it, which nobody.
Speaker 1: It's never funny when you use the same.
Speaker 2: War and and by can can, she doesn't mean the
Speaker 2: old BMX trick.
Speaker 1: No, I do that. You know what can can is sure,
Speaker 1: the one where you go up and then you go
Speaker 1: to the back wheels left and right. I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I think you've accidentally described it straight.
Speaker 1: I don't know straight as Rowena were.
Speaker 2: He lives in the same place.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm realizing the same place as what.
Speaker 2: Oh we used to hang out. Okay, Brennan and I
Speaker 2: hang out his place, sleep on the couch. Oh that's cool,
Speaker 2: stay up all night, drink some booze, say we're gonna
Speaker 2: write stuff, but we just put.
Speaker 1: Your hands under your chin and talk about girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, aund I lay on my belly, keep my
Speaker 2: legs back and forth and play with the telephone.
Speaker 1: Cord with curlers in your hair and tell my.
Speaker 2: Mom to stay out.
Speaker 1: Of my room. I had a friend who produced Stomp
Speaker 1: for talk show and they were all complaining and doing
Speaker 1: a bunch of crazy shit, and my friend Melissa screamed
Speaker 1: at them, people, get it together, you are Stomp. And
Speaker 1: we used to.
Speaker 2: Say that to her, all, Oh that's so funny, so hilarious,
Speaker 2: get it together, you are.
Speaker 1: You are Stomp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what's Stomp doing now? A cruise ship?
Speaker 1: I think they now actually are orphans.
Speaker 2: They're all a bunch of pickpockets.
Speaker 1: You know this girl in down, he's like I was
Speaker 1: with the Touring Company's Tom.
Speaker 2: We they will never stop.
Speaker 1: Offending every single thing we say, but we do it
Speaker 1: with so much love. We think of you now in
Speaker 1: all the ways we can offend you. What's the number?
Speaker 2: Fuck, that's the worst, man, I'm bad at this.
Speaker 1: I think we're going up, so we can just turn around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's really hard for me to do this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very difficult. We can totally switch. I'm happy to.
Speaker 2: Well, we're turning around. Eventually we'll have Brendan in the car.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if he moved or what
Speaker 2: he used to be up a side street. He like
Speaker 2: moved a block from his house, his old place.
Speaker 1: And also this isn't this where, so keep going that way.
Speaker 2: M oh right? But yeah, yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 1: That's going to be on the right side. I guess
Speaker 1: you can just pull pull up over here. What if
Speaker 1: that was him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, at this point I kind of wish it was. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll just stop here.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if we're anywhere near him. Yeah
Speaker 2: we are, Well, I shall call him. Yeah, we've got to.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the answer is to. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: i'd see I get a I get you've seen me
Speaker 2: get this way. I get emotional.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're fine, just text him.
Speaker 2: We're good.
Speaker 1: I can talk a little bit more about Downey if
Speaker 1: anybody wants me to. I've got it right here on
Speaker 1: my Wikipedia. Let's bring it up and talk about uh oh,
Speaker 1: the Downey Farmer's Market. It was approved by the Downey
Speaker 1: City Council in two thousand and eight and it's rapidly
Speaker 1: blossomed into a community main attraction with a standard fruit
Speaker 1: and vegetable stands and growing number of food booths.
Speaker 2: There. Sorry to interrupt that. We're on the corner here
Speaker 2: of your street and in Saint George. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 2: close enough. We might be uh there's like a green
Speaker 2: fence around a park situation. Okay, okay, So you want
Speaker 2: to just come out and be in the street and
Speaker 2: then we'll have you jump in. Okay, great, thanks, Okay,
Speaker 2: he didn't want to do this. Now, all right, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: You know what, We don't know what he wants.
Speaker 2: Let's project I don't.
Speaker 1: You definitely don't want to do it, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: I just I have trouble driving. All right, we've learned
Speaker 2: our lesson.
Speaker 1: We can switch now if you want to.
Speaker 2: It's all right, okay, because we're all wired up.
Speaker 1: Some of the other people that have come out of Downey.
Speaker 1: Dave Alvin amazing musician William Bonnan, who was a serial killer.
Speaker 1: One of the greats Miranda Costcrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, downey, okay, that's all right.
Speaker 1: We don't have to talk about.
Speaker 2: Down it's great. No. I uh, I'm I'm gonna put
Speaker 2: this down, all right? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Oh is his is his mic back there too?
Speaker 2: Yep? Cool, We're ready and we are picking up Brandon
Speaker 2: there he is smiling, smiling and happy. Oh hi, Hi there?
Speaker 2: How's it going lost the wrong direction? I apologize. There's
Speaker 2: a little mic right there.
Speaker 1: Brendon Walsh, everybody, Brendan Walsh, Hi, everyone, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm alright, She's.
Speaker 2: Like, I sense was something in your voice?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Nothing? It was just uh, just a friend of mine
Speaker 3: giving me ship when it was just like fighting with
Speaker 3: somebody on the phone, which is annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I didn't want to jump to that conclusion,
Speaker 2: but you had to look on your face like someone
Speaker 2: was giving you some guff.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, sorry, it's just so annoying. Do you guys
Speaker 3: know where you're going?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: To this party?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're going.
Speaker 2: To the party.
Speaker 3: Pokay. I just died 't know if that's where I
Speaker 3: had my birthday? Yeah, party time. How are you guys doing?
Speaker 2: Pretty good? Pretty good? Pretty good? Pretty good? I was
Speaker 2: driving and I can't drive and talk, yeah at all.
Speaker 2: I I panic and I just basically had guy have
Speaker 2: a breakdown and we had to switch.
Speaker 3: You should get those like Garth Brooks style headset slash
Speaker 3: microphone things. Well, then you could do hands free driving
Speaker 3: and podcasting.
Speaker 2: We have a love for the driver, but I used
Speaker 2: to have I call him a Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation mic.
Speaker 3: Same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I call it the McDonald's mike.
Speaker 2: It depends on what kind of music you were into
Speaker 2: when you were young.
Speaker 3: Marketer R.
Speaker 2: Gallagher two, he used that kind of mic.
Speaker 1: Kind of a stockbroker that's not that effective, but wants
Speaker 1: to put on a show.
Speaker 2: A guy in a convertible that gets mad in a movie.
Speaker 1: He has that from the nineties.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm thinking of a bluetooth.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Brendan. I think anybody's ever got gotten so
Speaker 3: angry from a phone call when they're under bluetooth that
Speaker 3: they take the bluetooth out of your ear and just
Speaker 3: throw it.
Speaker 2: I think it happens all the time, right they Yeah,
Speaker 2: they Because you can't hang up on anyone anymore. You
Speaker 2: used to be able to slam a phone down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and now you have to gently push a button on
Speaker 2: a touchscreen. So of course you want to throw something.
Speaker 3: I've thrown a few cell phones and broken them. Uh
Speaker 3: not like not no, not like where I had to
Speaker 3: go buy a new one immediately. So you've like thrown
Speaker 3: it hard into the couch cushions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: not throwing them against the brick walls. I did throw
Speaker 3: a laptop across the room once.
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrific. That would be therapeutic.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, it was great. I mean it was a
Speaker 3: real it was it was it was on its way out. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I always want to, uh, when I get a new phone,
Speaker 2: I have the old one that usually the old one
Speaker 2: has given me so much trouble. I'm like, I can't
Speaker 2: wait to get a new phone because I'm gonna throw
Speaker 2: this so hard and therapeutically against a brick wall. And
Speaker 2: I never do it. I just recycle it or something
Speaker 2: lame because the anger subsides I have.
Speaker 3: There's a drawer in my desk with like probably like
Speaker 3: four old cell phones.
Speaker 2: Do you want to throw some phones later?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. Draw our phones a cop is it?
Speaker 1: I have the same kind of drawer, and I think
Speaker 1: it's because I saw commercial one time that made me
Speaker 1: believe I could get money for those phones. But I'm
Speaker 1: never I would never do that, like cash.
Speaker 2: For gold type money.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, they have those commercials that are kind
Speaker 1: of like, if you look into this, you could get
Speaker 1: money for your old shitty phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and iPads, but it's like a real nobody's getting
Speaker 3: rich off that. No, They're like, we'll give you fifty
Speaker 3: bucks for your iPad.
Speaker 2: I don't think people are even getting rich off of
Speaker 2: selling their gold jewelry. Like they convince elderly people to
Speaker 2: sell all their gold iPad this for years and then
Speaker 2: they probably also get fifteen bucks. Yeah, it's all a scam.
Speaker 1: Everything's a scam. Did you hear that there's no gold
Speaker 1: really in Fort Knox and that if the world found
Speaker 1: out about it, every all the major infrastructures would crumble.
Speaker 2: I heard they're taking gold off of the periodic table
Speaker 2: of the elements. Why it just doesn't exist?
Speaker 3: I know, the uh per the what do you call
Speaker 3: like the what do you call the the letters they
Speaker 3: give the things? Yeah, yeah, but like what do you
Speaker 3: call like gold I know is au but what is
Speaker 3: that called?
Speaker 2: Oh someone's gonna tell us in like a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I find.
Speaker 1: Answer that question.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, Andrew.
Speaker 3: And I know that from I think an episode of
Speaker 3: Facts of Life. The gold is a you yeah, because
Speaker 3: it was like Joe from Facts of Life. I think
Speaker 3: it was Joe where they the way they remembered it,
Speaker 3: it was, hey, you give me my gold watch back.
Speaker 3: That's were they studying were I don't remember the uh,
Speaker 3: the specifics of the episode.
Speaker 2: I love watching old episodes like even that, or even
Speaker 2: Silver Spoons or something.
Speaker 3: It's clear.
Speaker 2: That a bunch of old men wrote it and they're
Speaker 2: trying to write for young people.
Speaker 3: Shows like that are so play like that. I watched,
Speaker 3: we watched, we were watching Different Strokes, the one where
Speaker 3: the pedophile guy gets Arnold and Dudley guy runs a
Speaker 3: bike shop and gets them in the back room take
Speaker 3: their shirts. Theyisode it was a two parter and the
Speaker 3: guy who played the pedophile was the guy from w
Speaker 3: k R P les Nessamund Arthur Carlson. Arthur Carlson, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: good one. Uh yeah, it was real weird. It was.
Speaker 3: It's really weird and creepy, but we watched that he
Speaker 3: gives them wine. He gives them wine, and he shows
Speaker 3: them pictures of himself and other kids skinny dipping.
Speaker 1: No way, it's serious, it's.
Speaker 3: Real, it's serious. But you know it is like pretty well,
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's it's fucking weird and creepy. But
Speaker 3: it doesn't get like to like graphic. I mean, I
Speaker 3: guess it is a different stroke, but he is never like,
Speaker 3: uh does.
Speaker 2: Penetration it so just shows the skinny dipping photo well.
Speaker 3: Because there's never any like I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: insinuated that he like banged Dudley.
Speaker 2: Sorry, my brakes are wearing out. Bang.
Speaker 3: I think he just had them take their shirt. I know,
Speaker 3: Arnold split like he Dudley and Arnold were hanging out
Speaker 3: there and like yeah, Arnold took off. No yeah, Arnold
Speaker 3: was like, let's go Dudley, and Dudley's like no, man,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hang out and drink some more wine with
Speaker 3: my shirt off. But then like Dudley's dad finds out.
Speaker 3: I forget how it all comes crashing down. But then
Speaker 3: there was another episode and that's very play like to
Speaker 3: like it's it's like a play like the sets are
Speaker 3: very set looking. The acting is very like, I'm uh,
Speaker 3: what do you call when you when you talk loud?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Pratrig yes, yes, and then I'm putting my feelings onto
Speaker 2: other people.
Speaker 3: There was a an episode that I remembered off of
Speaker 3: Facts of Life where Tudy was trying to be There's
Speaker 3: somebody's trying to recruit Tutty into being a prostitute. What
Speaker 3: or like a porno chick? Yeah, talk to on the issues. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well that.
Speaker 2: Was when I was a kid. I'm surprised. Actually, in
Speaker 2: the eighties a lot of people were always warning me.
Speaker 2: I lived in constant fear of being not just kidnapped,
Speaker 2: but molested. I knew that a grown up, there were
Speaker 2: grown ups up there out there that want to get
Speaker 2: naked and try and make babies with my little boy body.
Speaker 2: I knew that that, but it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't I mean, yeah, it's like probably no more than usual.
Speaker 3: The eighties that is especially, I think, were like child
Speaker 3: abuse crazy, Like there were.
Speaker 1: These people were just coming to realize you had to
Speaker 1: talk about it, I think, and there were really actually
Speaker 1: a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Championed California it's still legal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're progressive here.
Speaker 3: Well, there were also a lot of psychologists, because I
Speaker 3: remember there's a famous case of this daycare in Texas
Speaker 3: where a whole family got locked up for like doing
Speaker 3: like weird satanic sexual things to these kids.
Speaker 2: It's a horrible combat.
Speaker 3: But it never fucking happened. Mc martin.
Speaker 1: That's probably that was that was in California. Was in California,
Speaker 1: but that happened all over the country. Is people just
Speaker 1: got it was like a crazy witch hunt because people
Speaker 1: that's crazy about that.
Speaker 3: And there were yeah, people were going bananas over that ship.
Speaker 3: And there were these psychologists that were dealing with the
Speaker 3: kids totally wrong. Yeah, like leading them on. So these
Speaker 3: kids would give court testimonies like yeah, the guy killed
Speaker 3: a puppy in front of and like got naked. I
Speaker 3: don't know how they like, you know, I don't I
Speaker 3: don't remember the specifics of it.
Speaker 1: They just planted all the ideas. So, yeah, it was that.
Speaker 1: It's that thing that you see when they when they
Speaker 1: interview cops interview people wrong, same thing where they just
Speaker 1: go were you at the blah blah blah, and then
Speaker 1: the people go, yes, I was, and they don't provide
Speaker 1: me information.
Speaker 2: I consider myself someone that has control over their brain
Speaker 2: and can't be influenced a special Bay copp or someone
Speaker 2: I I did this deposition though I had a car accident,
Speaker 2: and I did do a deposition the day before yesterday,
Speaker 2: and she almost convinced me that I was lying about
Speaker 2: the whole car accident. The woman who worked for Geico,
Speaker 2: she was just a Geico lady that was protecting those
Speaker 2: people are evil. Yeah it was, and I mean it.
Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't even talk about it because it hasn't
Speaker 2: been concluded.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a drum circle, not a not a bum tired. Oh,
Speaker 3: I thought the car was going weird.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be good luck to drive by a drum
Speaker 1: circle in the middle of the Cool.
Speaker 2: Thing about this is that we picked up on that
Speaker 2: and I can doctor that, turn it up.
Speaker 3: We have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone heard.
Speaker 3: The like an NPR. It's like an NPR thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do a lot of folly work and
Speaker 2: put you do you know? Oh? No, I know.
Speaker 3: It's like or is it? Let's not, No, it wasn't
Speaker 3: know where it is, it's not.
Speaker 2: How is that?
Speaker 3: How is that going? I don't know, man, I hate everything.
Speaker 2: It's well, are you like me? Where you have a
Speaker 2: it's cool to have a job. It's cool to have
Speaker 2: regular income. That's not something you've had for a while
Speaker 2: being a comics, so that immediately feels good. And but
Speaker 2: you like doing stand up even though also, like me,
Speaker 2: if you're enjoyment of it waivers at times. But do
Speaker 2: you miss being.
Speaker 3: Just having to do something constantly? I don't like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would like to have a little more control over
Speaker 3: how much of a break I can take whatever I
Speaker 3: want to take it. And yeah, so you're just like
Speaker 3: to not have to work, yeah, well totally, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: would like to not have to do anything. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: just you know, do whatever whim and passion, you know,
Speaker 3: I get into for a week.
Speaker 2: It's weird though, because that's also what is frustrating about
Speaker 2: being a comic. It's the up and down, like the
Speaker 2: infrequency of work and the you know, not not being
Speaker 2: dependable or reliable at times. But then once you don't
Speaker 2: have it, that's what's kind of cool about it, as
Speaker 2: every week it's different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's just never like having huge well,
Speaker 3: it's just like, yeah, the level of success we've achieved
Speaker 3: so far where it's like we can't just go do
Speaker 3: a weekend and go, well, I could take a month
Speaker 3: off the money I made this week, and it's like
Speaker 3: we make and I try to be great, you know,
Speaker 3: have gratitude for how good things have been over the
Speaker 3: last decade or so, even though I've been broken shit
Speaker 3: at times, Like I remember having had a real job, and.
Speaker 2: I really remember times where we were both very broke.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, even like not that long ago. When I
Speaker 3: first moved out here, the first year here was pretty good.
Speaker 2: I remember I took you, I drove you out in
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere, outside out dripping springs or something,
Speaker 2: so you could buy a Geo Metro with rims on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little.
Speaker 2: Training car so you could go on the road and
Speaker 2: start like your early yeah, and on the road work.
Speaker 3: I think that was. Yeah, I guess that's when I
Speaker 3: bought that is when I started going on the road
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: Does I still have that Geometro?
Speaker 3: No, No, I sold that.
Speaker 2: It lasted for a while though.
Speaker 3: I had it, Yeah until two thousand and seven when
Speaker 3: I got the car that I have now still.
Speaker 2: But before that, I.
Speaker 3: Had like Buttet Yeah. Yeah, it's a land Row, it's
Speaker 3: a Hummer, Limo, land Rope Escalade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make money with them.
Speaker 2: You can buy these.
Speaker 3: Kids Hooper with it in the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just combined all those vehicles into one and
Speaker 2: put them on a.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But no, Yeah, the job's fine. It's been going
Speaker 3: on for a year, so uh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know that's good though. Well, even if you have mixed
Speaker 2: feelings about it, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: We're really proud of you, both of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I speak for Karen when I stay I'm.
Speaker 3: Proud of you.
Speaker 1: Care for me always. But yes, I'm definitely proud of you.
Speaker 1: I actually am. I am proud of you legitimately because
Speaker 1: do you remember the last show we did together. Yeah
Speaker 1: I don't. You probably weren't there when I had to
Speaker 1: do my part of it. But we did Power Violence
Speaker 1: one night, okay, and they were those super drunk girls
Speaker 1: in the front row okay, and they were like talking
Speaker 1: and thought it was their thing and they had big
Speaker 1: hats on. Remember that, Huh. I think you were late.
Speaker 1: You came to it late, Okay. So it was the
Speaker 1: whole show went off the rails from the beginning because
Speaker 1: they were I'm sure there were friends of Wits or
Speaker 1: one of those guys, so they were being super nice
Speaker 1: to them, and then when the other comics would get up,
Speaker 1: these girls would just be like and nobody really knew,
Speaker 1: nobody wanted to be mean to them. And they were
Speaker 1: like three hot girls exactly, so they're like talking to
Speaker 1: everybody and super rude whatever.
Speaker 2: And Brendan showed up and didn't know that you were
Speaker 2: supposed to be nice to them.
Speaker 1: No, here's the thing. I no, no, no. When I
Speaker 1: did my set, I of course just pretended they weren't there.
Speaker 1: Until the middle of some quiet song, this girl just
Speaker 1: crunched a beer can and it was like everything I
Speaker 1: could do not to go like, you fucking dipshit bitch whatever.
Speaker 1: I just but I just started laughing. You kept going,
Speaker 1: but they truly were like ruining the show. And then
Speaker 1: you came out. I think you were last okay, and
Speaker 1: you completely like righted the ship. It was the really
Speaker 1: impressive you weren't you like basically said, oh, so you've
Speaker 1: been ruining the show the whole time. Everyone got a
Speaker 1: nice laugh, and then you just did your set. I
Speaker 1: can't really explain it, but I had an immense amount
Speaker 1: of respect for you.
Speaker 3: That does I do remember. I remember that vaguely I
Speaker 3: mean that's yeah, that's one of those shows that kind
Speaker 3: of just blends into every show. But I remember you
Speaker 3: singing yourself. I remember being in the back, like the
Speaker 3: back of the show, like trying to watch you, but
Speaker 3: you know how you can't see anything. Yeah, but I
Speaker 3: remember that. I remember you singing, and I remember the
Speaker 3: girl crunching the beer can and you commenting on it,
Speaker 3: being very lighthearted about it.
Speaker 1: Was I because I was filled with hatred. I hated
Speaker 1: those girls so much, and I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I vaguely remember, you know what's funny, I don't
Speaker 3: I remember like seeing I remember my point of view
Speaker 3: from the stage and the people in the audience, but
Speaker 3: I don't remember anything that was that was said that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just thought you were going
Speaker 1: to rip them or like being insanely cruel, or like
Speaker 1: I was anticipating, you know, a reckoning, and instead you
Speaker 1: were like the consummate professional.
Speaker 2: Well, even if you want to do like Brennan's been
Speaker 2: on the road, and I bet there's when you were
Speaker 2: doing stuff for stand hope, there's those audience people that
Speaker 2: feel like they are his biggest fan and maybe they
Speaker 2: can chime in, but you there's what would you say,
Speaker 2: that's the case, and you just have to deal with
Speaker 2: them because you're like, well, I'm a professional entertainer.
Speaker 3: Fans weren't weren't bad, I guess just a regularly Are
Speaker 3: you like here already?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh boy? How long is this podcast? We're we're doing?
Speaker 2: Okay? We I basically got lost, so uh so.
Speaker 3: It's very Chris.
Speaker 1: But we can drive around the hills a little bit.
Speaker 1: If you want to keep talking.
Speaker 3: You do that. If you guys want, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I was just saying that on the road, you can't,
Speaker 2: even though you want to just yell at every horrible
Speaker 2: person at some point.
Speaker 3: I have done that, Like, I mean, I've completely lost
Speaker 3: my cool stage a handful of times, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I never feel it makes me feel worse. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: just feel crumby afterwards, Like yeah, I just feel like crying.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, well, that was awful.
Speaker 1: I love hearing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I have cried. I I was just telling
Speaker 3: somebody about this that comedy cave, and because somebody asked me, like,
Speaker 3: what's you know there? Are you really? I cried in
Speaker 3: the room. There was a few years of Tuesday. It
Speaker 3: wasn't that long ago, not on stage in the room
Speaker 3: like I just got up there. It's it's a club
Speaker 3: that's in the lobby of a travel lodge. Can they
Speaker 3: put you up in the travel lodge the hotel or
Speaker 3: the comedians get the same hotel room, which is a
Speaker 3: real shitty room. Like your view is like the back
Speaker 3: of an air conditioning unit that's on a roof from
Speaker 3: your window. I was there in like there were still
Speaker 3: Christmas parties happening, So it was either right before Christmas
Speaker 3: or right I guess it was either way. It was
Speaker 3: negative one thousand degrees the whole time I was there,
Speaker 3: so I couldn't leave my room. There was I could leave.
Speaker 3: There was a Chinese buffet place across the parking lot.
Speaker 3: That's about as far as I could go, Like it
Speaker 3: was so cold and it's a Tuesday through Sunday.
Speaker 2: It wasn't because when I did.
Speaker 3: It, no way, I would have, honestly, not even joking,
Speaker 3: I would have taken a handful of xanax and killed
Speaker 3: myself if I had two weeks there, I'm always looking
Speaker 3: for an excuse to do that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I mean, all of the all. The only difference
Speaker 2: is just one more bad week.
Speaker 3: Just like one more broken shoelace. Well that's like a
Speaker 3: Bukowski poem about like it's like a broken shoelace that
Speaker 3: sends the guys, that sends people a mad house. Like
Speaker 3: it's not a big things, it's little fucking things that
Speaker 3: chip away at you. And then one day you're just
Speaker 3: tying your shoe and the shoelace breaks, and then that's
Speaker 3: when you lose your ship. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it just opens up something that really is
Speaker 2: based on a severed head in Vietnam, But the shoelace
Speaker 2: is what triggers that.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I don't know about the severed
Speaker 3: head and Vietnam.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, all the little things adding
Speaker 3: up or what, you know, what what drive people to
Speaker 3: fucking go c Yeah right, but the uh oh, the
Speaker 3: crying in the hotel room. It's a Tuesday through Sunday,
Speaker 3: you're doing two weeks there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, that's what it used to be. Now,
Speaker 2: I haven't been to the new club it used to be.
Speaker 3: Oh that's is it in a new location.
Speaker 2: It used to be No, it's where you did it.
Speaker 2: But it used to literally be in this place. That
Speaker 2: was shaped like its right, Yeah, the guy pointed. He
Speaker 2: showed it to me, driving me back in between talking
Speaker 2: about how much he.
Speaker 3: Liked George Bush.
Speaker 1: And wait, this is in Canada, Yes, Calgary, and the.
Speaker 3: It's a Tuesday through Sunday, like nine shows I think
Speaker 3: right today, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. There's another show there.
Speaker 3: There might have been three shows. It was a nine
Speaker 3: show week. Maybe it was Tuesday through.
Speaker 2: I don't know what made it be was the audience
Speaker 2: just they were awful.
Speaker 3: There were there was a lot of oil rig guys
Speaker 3: drunken getting up on stage grabbing the microphone before the show.
Speaker 3: He refused to kick them out. There was a Christmas party,
Speaker 3: like the shows were dead and shitty, and the most
Speaker 3: crowded show that they had. There were like thirty oil
Speaker 3: guys having a Christmas party and they're shit faced before
Speaker 3: the show, Like they're shit faced at seven o'clock, you know,
Speaker 3: a half hour before the show starts or whatever, and
Speaker 3: they're going up grabbing the microphone there. And I went
Speaker 3: to the owner. I was like, you're kicking those guys
Speaker 3: out right, and he goes, I can't. There's like forty
Speaker 3: of them that's like half the audience. I'm like, so
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a show in front of these guys,
Speaker 3: and it was just like, you know, fuck you man,
Speaker 3: and I did it. It was a nightmare, you know.
Speaker 3: It was just like all right, yeah, you guys fucking
Speaker 3: talk for a while. I don't give a shit. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna kill myself. So no, And I don't know what
Speaker 3: night that was. I don't think that's not what made
Speaker 3: me cry that. It was like Wednesday night, I had
Speaker 3: already done like three shows.
Speaker 2: Did you cry on stage in the hotel room?
Speaker 3: Okay? Because I realized I wasn't even halfway done the
Speaker 3: week and it already was like awful. I was like,
Speaker 3: I still have five shows to go. I've only done
Speaker 3: three shows. I can't believe this is my fuck at
Speaker 3: this point. And I'm making like not any money. Like
Speaker 3: it's not like okay, well I'm getting ten grand right right.
Speaker 3: It's like no, I'm getting barely enough money to pay
Speaker 3: my fucking rent and then I'm just gonna go to
Speaker 3: some other shithole and do this.
Speaker 2: So, now, do you like your job after this story?
Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm always find something.
Speaker 2: To complain about you have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm just it's so funny because that guy just contacted
Speaker 2: me and I was like, no, I didn't they you.
Speaker 3: I thought like you hated them and they hated you.
Speaker 2: At the end, when he paid me, I said, he said, well,
Speaker 2: we'll have your back. It's just this and this stipulation.
Speaker 2: I said, no, it's okay. I don't need to come back.
Speaker 2: But then the guy contacted me, not the owner, but
Speaker 2: the guy that books it. And I was like, oh, right,
Speaker 2: I've seen friends of mine. You went there, Patrick Keane
Speaker 2: went there. He said it was okay, Huntsberger do like
Speaker 2: New Year's there. Oh wow wow, And yeah, I'm I
Speaker 2: can't imagine them trying.
Speaker 3: It's the Madrigals to go to go wear his break.
Speaker 3: It's the Madrigalso like this, get those guys on your podcast.
Speaker 3: It's gonna get in here, are we? Uh?
Speaker 1: I'm just turning around.
Speaker 2: Okay, we kind of like this. I do too. It's symbolic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be from an old they're standing there waiting
Speaker 2: for Batman. The relationships.
Speaker 3: I don't know what we're doing. We're doing a podcast.
Speaker 2: He knows about the post.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 3: Dari Well I mean, I didn't know physically what we
Speaker 3: were doing.
Speaker 2: This looks like a from an old Batman episode.
Speaker 1: That's just kind of a cool I know, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like driving into the desert. But I realized, no,
Speaker 1: it was a mistake.
Speaker 3: I realized that Hill wasn't going to open up into
Speaker 3: a secret cave.
Speaker 1: I mean, but what if it did.
Speaker 2: We can park against that curb, right, I bet we can.
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe not what we're dropping him off from.
Speaker 3: Wait, aren't you guys going to the party?
Speaker 2: Chris is yeah, I'm first I'm going to take Caring
Speaker 2: back to her abode, and then I'll join you guys
Speaker 2: for a high octane comedy party.
Speaker 3: I hope this was worth it.
Speaker 2: It totally was worth it. I like that you have emotions, Brendon.
Speaker 3: Edit that part, that whole story.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the banner story of this if you
Speaker 1: get But yeah, I feel the same, and I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm scared to go to that club.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm glad you told that story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, have have fun there. No, I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: sure it's fine, you know. Yeah, I hope they don't
Speaker 3: listen to this and well whatever, I mean, what am
Speaker 3: I stopping at the bit to go back to the place,
Speaker 3: they may cry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll see if I still have a gig there.
Speaker 2: That's all right. I don't think that comedy club owners.
Speaker 2: Go and listen to the podcast. You never know though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says rig oil rig Wilders.
Speaker 2: That that is an oil town even. Yeah, you go
Speaker 2: to Calgary and.
Speaker 3: Kind of like the Texas of Canada, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the have.
Speaker 3: A lot of like hillbilly bars or what you call them,
Speaker 3: cowboy Yeah, they they have stampede there, which is this
Speaker 3: to be an event where all these animals go through
Speaker 3: a city.
Speaker 2: And then uh, if you the skyline there, it's just
Speaker 2: all these skyscrapers with old like gas stations that don't
Speaker 2: even exist in America now, like Husky and and they
Speaker 2: have just all the buildings just have gas logos on them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't even need to park because all the well
Speaker 2: we'll drop off Brendon at this high ok ten comedian
Speaker 2: dance party orgy.
Speaker 1: Tons of people sitting down in there already saw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man sitting down party.
Speaker 1: To go sit down and have a nice long conversation
Speaker 1: with somebody.
Speaker 2: All come, I'm gonna drop Karen off and then I'm
Speaker 2: gonna come and hang out.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to continue the podcast in there. I'm
Speaker 3: just going to keep telling stories.
Speaker 1: Do you want to plug anything?
Speaker 3: When's this coming out?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Tomorrow? Oh, I'll be in Toronto at the Underground.
Speaker 2: Oh that'll be fun.
Speaker 3: That is a fun place.
Speaker 2: I heard that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will done that place. It's like a pot dispensary.
Speaker 3: Everybody's smoking pot.
Speaker 2: Watch a comedy cave type guy.
Speaker 3: But Underground in Toronto seventeenth April seventeenth through the twentieth
Speaker 3: and then Austin. I'm starting to cry now. Yeah the moontime, yayay.
Speaker 3: Karen and I will be at Moon Tower. So I'll
Speaker 3: let you handle the plugs on the dates. I won't
Speaker 3: say the dates later, we'll.
Speaker 2: Plug them later. Yeah dates. Yeah, Well that'll be fun.
Speaker 2: You guys all have fun together. I am not going
Speaker 2: to move.
Speaker 3: Oh in my part, listen to my podcast The Bone Zone.
Speaker 2: The Bone Town is great.
Speaker 1: Did you I got a tweet the other day of
Speaker 1: someone asking me to do the phones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should do that. We're so bad at booking.
Speaker 3: We're trying to get better. We're making a list and
Speaker 3: trying to contact people more than a few hours before
Speaker 3: the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'll do I'm happy to do it. It just made
Speaker 1: me because I feel what I remember from that was
Speaker 1: it felt like just some low grade fighting.
Speaker 3: No, it was fun.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh someone someone loved it.
Speaker 3: Yeah we have crazy fans. Man who was fighting them?
Speaker 3: We weren't like we were just joking around a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did someone do people call into yours sometimes? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's you. Guys have like more interactive, fun things
Speaker 2: that you do on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I like doing it. I just wish more people
Speaker 3: listen to it. But you know that's me class half empty.
Speaker 2: I've listened to it. I've listened to it.
Speaker 3: Just listen to Yeah, it's fun. It's a fun podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you and Randy are great together.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well we're in a fight, so at all that's funny.
Speaker 3: Uh okay, well you guys. Oh look, you got like
Speaker 3: a stick next to your seat there that you could
Speaker 3: beat someone with.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well you know me and my anger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good to have a weapon handy when you
Speaker 3: have sane, surrealistic anger.
Speaker 2: My dad gave me that. He was like, yeah, if
Speaker 2: you ever get in trouble, here's just a stick for
Speaker 2: giving someone some stick time.
Speaker 3: My friend Matt, who became a cop. He let some
Speaker 3: stick timing on the guy. Well, I guess I can't
Speaker 3: be friends with you anymore.
Speaker 2: It just makes me think of an Austin tattooed Austin
Speaker 2: horse car.
Speaker 3: He was a Philly guy on Sixth Street.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, are.
Speaker 1: You originally from Philly?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, his dad's a Philly fireman.
Speaker 3: Not evenmore.
Speaker 1: Have we ever talked about my dad's a fireman too.
Speaker 2: I don't think we talked about my brother in laws
Speaker 2: of fireman. Let's have an all fireman episode.
Speaker 3: Relatives of fire hot so hot, standing next to our
Speaker 3: own vehicles, not.
Speaker 1: Fire, No dogs allowed.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being on our program.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for having me.
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