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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgariff. Hello Karen, Hello Chris. Ah, how's

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Speaker 2: Terrific? It's a beautiful Sunday and we're leaving your residence

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Speaker 2: yea to pick up Brendan Walsh.

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Speaker 1: Brendan Walsh a very well known comedian from Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 2: He is from Austin, from Austin. I mean, we can

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Speaker 2: clarify whether or not this is the case, but as

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Speaker 2: I remember it, he started doing stand up because of

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, so oh so we're gonna get We're going

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Speaker 1: to get down to the roots here.

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Speaker 2: Yep, the old nitty gritty as they used to say.

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Speaker 1: Well, and then if Howard Kramer was in the car,

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Speaker 2: Yes, everyone, it's everyone is their career is usually the

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Speaker 1: Yes, I like it. It's like the you know, it's like

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I don't know that I totally said, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think what's fun is if you take a really

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Speaker 2: But I sell him on it, Like the secret. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, magnetize stand up comedy into your life. You'll say,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'll use the language or the only language I know

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Speaker 1: Did you go to the Forum?

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Speaker 2: I did? I did?

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Speaker 1: Indeed, did it affect your life in a positive manner?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Because I think we created our own thing where

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Speaker 2: and I didn't even know I had daddy issues. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Where that car's turning its Oh, terrific, I'll follow them.

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Speaker 1: Did you have some daddy issues that you found out

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, it was a I was a child

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Speaker 1: I feel like everybody has any kind of parent issue.

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Speaker 2: So when you're in a situation where you're forced to

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Speaker 2: That guy became a big, giant scary person because of

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Speaker 1: Can I ask who was in it first in my family? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's great.

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Speaker 2: But it's because I had some insider sister help.

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Speaker 1: You had dirty pictures, as somebody that was in the

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Speaker 2: F I showed them dirty pictures of my sister.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, she never once took a dirty.

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Speaker 2: Not that I know. And I feel uncomfortable even talking

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Speaker 1: You guys have been incredibly traditional since day one.

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Speaker 2: It's long denim skirts, it's butter churning, it's.

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Speaker 2: I that's what I meant. Well, so I threw down

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything that would insult her

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Speaker 2: Just you've never done therapy or anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've never You've never had another person say that sucks.

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Speaker 1: You were wronged and you deserve better.

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Speaker 2: Because you're great.

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Speaker 1: Right, So it's so sad so many people have never

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Speaker 2: Say that's all. And I really wasn't even getting that

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Speaker 1: Well. See also, that's so funny.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise we would have never talked about it.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that you were all there together, you

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Speaker 2: I don't think a lot of people had a member

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Speaker 1: Did you guys have matching shirts that said the Fairbanks

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Speaker 2: We showed up every day as if we were posing

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Speaker 1: What if you what if your shirts really did say

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Speaker 2: Sentence, the fair Banks are here and the Forum and

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Speaker 2: the Forum as well not to mention this rented golden retriever.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we'll take pictures. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, When do we have to have this fucking thing back?

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Speaker 2: I think I'm allergic? Yeah, but so I.

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Speaker 1: Uh so, God bless all scientology.

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Speaker 2: The only thing. Yeah. What bothered me about it then

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Speaker 2: they have been made up language the you say something

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Speaker 2: to remember some of your the coolest slang you guys

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Speaker 2: Bullshit, right right right.

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Speaker 1: We're going to make a new phrases things no one says,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hucking an oyster of ideas.

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Speaker 2: We're going to peel peel back the corn shocks of

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Speaker 2: I think we both know it's kernels of knowledge.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I have to take another level.

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Speaker 2: Okay, dollars perfect, you're already looking into this stop watch

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Speaker 2: I still write checks.

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Speaker 1: I love to write a check to the gas company

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Speaker 2: Probably they gotta have some guy calm and do what

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Speaker 1: They shut off the gas, so I had no hot

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Speaker 1: So the kind of lifestyle I was leading, which is

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Speaker 1: I just don't pay bills until it becomes an emergency situation,

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Speaker 2: Speak, Glenn Dale, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: If you do it too, I'm just saying this so

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Speaker 2: I don't know that gas Okay, that's how we use

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Speaker 2: The Funniest Person year two thousand, I don't remember.

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Speaker 2: but he and I both won Funniest Person in Austin?

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Speaker 2: Well, everyone, everyone, everyone, I don't know which way actually right?

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Speaker 1: You do drive slower than I've seen you drive normally.

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Speaker 2: I am scared for our lives. I'm right, it's hard

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Speaker 1: And you can do a little trumpet in drive. Right,

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Speaker 2: I guess they do. I don't know if you'll leave

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Speaker 2: But my neighbor guy, he's the one he used to do.

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Speaker 2: He was forty five. He was a lawyer. He was ripped,

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Speaker 1: Those are the scariest. They're the ones that shoot.

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Speaker 2: We shared a bathroom, and.

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Speaker 1: He account makes more sense and lawyer, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: He was an accountant. Yes, yes, somehow dealing with law

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Speaker 2: There has to be a reason. I said that. It's

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Speaker 2: So I had to go through his apartment to Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm bad at navigating. Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Do do that.

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Speaker 1: I'll help it out.

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Speaker 2: So I had to go through his apartment to get

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Speaker 2: That was his punching bag. No, he had a huge

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Speaker 2: computer system with many monitors. That's not that weird, but

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Speaker 2: Don't look at it or your next pictures of people.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: No, he was so scary and I really thought he

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Speaker 2: was going to kill me and Brendan and I, who

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Speaker 2: He he slammed the door on me once when I

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Speaker 2: just want to say it was great to be your

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Speaker 2: He all of a sudden looked normal. He looked happy

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Speaker 1: Hold on, sorry, you're uh we did this way wrong.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, we just have to go back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do it right on Temple. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You know that's super crazy because I mean, obviously that

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Speaker 2: He was really scary, but he held a good job

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Speaker 1: I mean that's just kind of like part of have

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Speaker 2: I never trust people that, even if it's Paul Thompkins, couldn't.

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Speaker 2: I don't drive. I don't drive. I don't. Oh that's

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Speaker 2: is that because you have sudden homicide aloud bursts. I'm

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Speaker 2: no longer talking about Paul tom I just remember him now.

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Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, a lot of people heal their mental

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Speaker 2: illness heels. That's that's all that is. I'm saying, if

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Speaker 2: just now in that's the way to do it. Don't

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Speaker 2: It's funny when they're going to the gym. That guy

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Speaker 1: I mean he's got to get that cardio in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean he has a choice for the darkness.

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Speaker 2: You want to for the devil, for the devil.

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Speaker 1: The devil doesn't fuck around. He's got ripped abs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus isn't the only one with as I mean.

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Speaker 1: They have to fight all the time.

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Speaker 2: Every time I mentioned Jesus having abs, I feel like

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Speaker 2: I'm ripping off Greg Barrett.

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Speaker 1: Turn right here you are, okay?

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 2: Turn I will then. So I wonder if, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Jackson Chamber, the Skeed show we did together.

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Speaker 1: But can I look at this? He just texted you.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh please do please do and say on

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Speaker 2: our way friend, okay.

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Speaker 1: Your phone isn't my phone. I don't understand. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: Oh they're they're there. No, I know that's your phone messages.

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Speaker 2: Oh you don't have an iPhone?

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Speaker 1: No I do. I just uh you guys close? Should

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Speaker 1: I say? I think we're about ten minutes away?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, Well I messed up.

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Speaker 1: I really yeah.

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Speaker 2: I should have known when we when I started talking

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Speaker 1: Yes, we basically just did a big square he lived.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he lives near Like, okay, I know where

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Speaker 2: you live.

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Speaker 1: Look this is we know that. Like, uh, we don't

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Speaker 1: write what's that song from the nineties about the notebook

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Speaker 1: that's not finished at the end, Like we don't we

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Speaker 1: get into this car and whatever happens happens. Am I right?

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Speaker 1: The rest is still unwritten? God damn the latest version.

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Speaker 2: Okay, phone with your own brain. Don't yell at me,

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Speaker 2: first of all. And updating to a new operating he's

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Speaker 2: hearing me right. Updating to a new operating system is

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Speaker 2: something you have to think about in research. Okay, Syre, goodbye, goodbye,

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Speaker 2: Tom Cruise's daughter with a man voice? Are you Tom

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Speaker 2: Cruise's daughter? Siri?

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Speaker 1: No comment?

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Speaker 2: Oh so funny? Oh, no wonder people take screenshots of

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Speaker 2: your witty retorts.

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Speaker 1: I've got to tweet that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you ever do any tweeting? I'd love to

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Speaker 2: follow you, Siri.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I need to see that map again because I

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I will. It's I wonder how badly you

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Speaker 1: When two people are playing with one phone and podcasting

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Speaker 2: Do you need a rive driver? That's cool, I've decided that.

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00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 2: I mean, you're just you stay calm, and that's why

444
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 2: you're able to hold down a real life position somewhere.

445
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a drifter. Yeah. Do three things at once,

446
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 2: all poorly, none of them finished.

447
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 1: Oh, I know exactly how we're going to do this. Okay,

448
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: and we're not that far away.

449
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 2: Terrific. Okay, did you respond to his.

450
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just said we're ten away, but I don't

451
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 1: even think that's true. I just put a number.

452
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 2: Terrific.

453
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 1: That was my polite way of saying, shut up. Yeah, Yeah,

454
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: we'll get there when we get there.

455
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly what do you gotta do date? What do

456
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 2: you My dad used to say, someone drives pass fast,

457
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 2: what do you got a date? I think that's a

458
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,160
Speaker 2: funny dad thing.

459
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: It's a pretty good My dad used to yell at

460
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: cars because we lived out in the country and cars

461
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 1: would go by at like ninety miles an hour and

462
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 1: he would he would scream slow down at cars, like lunatic.

463
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: But this is actually what I wanted to say. We

464
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: have a listener who I've insulted her hometown now I

465
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: think three times.

466
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 2: Oh that because she lives near city Downy.

467
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: Come on, this is this is to make good.

468
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 2: She's sweet, she said something about but she was joking.

469
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 1: She was totally joking.

470
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 2: Where's Downey? I don't know.

471
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Speaker 1: Downey is down south? It kind of by torrent I'm

472
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: not actually sure. It's down south on the way to

473
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Speaker 1: Orange County.

474
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Is it kind of like is

475
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 2: it kind of like Torrents or river Sidey where it

476
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 2: is indeed not our favorite place to go.

477
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm not sure because, to be totally honest, I don't

478
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: think I've ever been there. I just think it's a

479
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: funny name, and I know it's where the Carpenters are

480
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: from and it's so it's like classic.

481
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: The actually lived in that house and recorded. Yes, oh wow,

482
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: I want to go to Downy and look at the

483
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: carpenter's house.

484
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: See, there's so many great things about Downy.

485
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 2: Will we thought of the carpenter's thing.

486
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: Yep, there's that.

487
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 2: And also there's a woman there who ran the La Marathon.

488
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's many we offended.

489
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: I maybe offended her again because I was like, hey, wait.

490
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't.

491
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let you.

492
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: She runs marathon.

493
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 2: She was like in the LA. I said, oh no,

494
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at marathon runners. I'm mad at the

495
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 2: marathon only the people that were in the one in La.

496
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 2: And she's like, I was in it. I ran.

497
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I just felt bad.

498
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 2: Still, I lost my train of thought because I had

499
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: to switch.

500
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: AWAYE Yeah, that's all right.

501
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 2: Cab drivers are maniacs.

502
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: Well, they're very mad about uber they are.

503
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 2: They constantly are driving with it angry, Like if you

504
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 2: look deep in their eyes, there's flames and a pink mouskag.

505
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: Well, because you know what, they used to have it all.

506
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: You'd get in their car, they'd have so much cologne on.

507
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: They'd be super rude to you. They don't like it

508
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: when women give them directions. E. They're the cab driver

509
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: and they don't know where to go. All kinds of

510
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: issues with cab drivers. Uber comes along outclasses them by

511
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 1: a mile. Now they have no work and they're pissed

512
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 1: everybody else look to yourselves, assholes.

513
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, their their attitude used to be what else

514
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: are you gonna do?

515
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, guess what physician heals cab driver. I'm pointing

516
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: at the cab. That's the energy you hear in my voices.

517
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm really doing gestures normally.

518
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna slow down because anyway.

519
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about some of the notable

520
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 1: fast food restaurants in Downiest? Because that's what I flipped

521
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: to on their Wikipedia page, which I think is a

522
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: pretty funny Wait, cab underneath like exports and imports and

523
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: stuff like that, it says notable fast food restaurants. First

524
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: one listed McDonald's. Are you kidding me? You guys have a.

525
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 2: McDonald We're trying to we're researching Downy, were type in

526
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 2: Downy and also culture something?

527
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: Well, we've got Harvey's or Johnny's Broiler, which looks like

528
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: a rip off of Bob's Big Boy, but perhaps could

529
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: be even better.

530
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: It's Johnny also a large, fat statute man.

531
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: It's yes, it's just that Johnny's blonde.

532
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,719
Speaker 2: Oh does he have a ging apron?

533
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh? Wait. In twenty two thousand and eight, Jim Lauder,

534
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: owner of Bob's Big Boy restaurant in Torrance, entered a

535
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: long term lease agreement that the owner of Johnny's Broiler

536
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: Oh there we Go Restaurants rebuilded Bob's.

537
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: You saw that right away.

538
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: The first Taco Bells was in Downey.

539
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: What I thought it was Mexico.

540
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: See, there's so many great things. Please visit Downy today.

541
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 2: We were so late to get a taco bell in

542
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 2: my hometown of Missoula, Montana.

543
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 1: Did it drive you crazy?

544
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 2: Oh? I drove me uh hungry? Oh darn it. Sometimes

545
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 2: if I wasn't driving, that would have been funny.

546
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 1: Would it?

547
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 2: Though? Have?

548
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: Wait?

549
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: Wait?

550
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 2: Wait? Have tho would?

551
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: Oh? No, sorry, you're gonna keep going straight?

552
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 2: Yes, yes I will. That was quite all right. We

553
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 2: go around the band, ah some coming around the band.

554
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, nothing stays the same that one. But if

555
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: you will to play the game, coming around the band

556
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: to rowena. Uh, I'm embarrassing when I just sing an

557
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: entire verse of a song. You have to sit there

558
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: in it.

559
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 2: No, I want to chime in, but I don't remember

560
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: that specific Carly Simon song.

561
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: You sing it first?

562
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 2: Oh oh, yes, yes, I know. Nothing stays the same us. Okay,

563
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: thank you. I get passionate and I that's good.

564
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: I was told the best singing advice I ever heard.

565
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I was told. I think I saw

566
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: it like on a documentary, was sing You have to

567
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: sing like a drowning man, sing like it's your last

568
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: the last thing you'll ever do.

569
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh weird. Yeah, well, I you know, I don't think

570
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 2: I'm really good at anything when I'm drowning.

571
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: Yes, but oh aside from drowning.

572
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 2: Treat singing like you would treat breathing if you were drowning.

573
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: Yes, Like you have to get to the point where

574
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: this song is needs to be sung as opposed to

575
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: that you're trying to like whoa dad? Oh that way?

576
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.

577
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: I thought you were pointing at that incredibly filth what

578
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: do you call it? A dilf? That was like a

579
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: hot dad on a mountain bike. That was going crazy

580
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: up that hill.

581
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: Did you see him? A dad, I'd like to fuck,

582
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 2: or you'd like to fuck dad, you'd like to fuck? Oh,

583
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 2: that's a dial, it's a dial.

584
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: A dial. My mistake, my mistake. Yes. Anyway, if anybody

585
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: needs singing tips, that's the only one I have. And

586
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: when I try to do it, I just find that

587
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed.

588
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: And it was Jordan Morris and I used to work

589
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,719
Speaker 2: together a lot, and he never really gave me any advice,

590
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: certainly not comedically. But one time during interviews, I was

591
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: losing my voice. We were in a loud place and

592
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: he was like, you really need to learn to speak

593
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: from your diaphragm. And I was like what He's like,

594
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 2: I speak from down here. You speak from your neck

595
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 2: and your nose. And I's like really, And I think

596
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,959
Speaker 2: he's right, but I don't know how to change that.

597
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: Well that takes. That's like a breathing, focusing thing that

598
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: you would just need someone that tells you how.

599
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: I'd have to pay money. Yeah, you'd have to expe classes. Oh,

600
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 2: for God's sake, Ah, well you know what I want

601
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 2: you to drive? Okay, I hate this, I really do.

602
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 2: It's so weird.

603
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: Hell over, I'm happy to take that all wired up.

604
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 2: Okay, I just don't know where I'm going, that's all.

605
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: And you can't turn left here, okay, yeah, all right,

606
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it here.

607
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to take a left by going right.

608
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 2: All right.

609
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: Now listen, everybody, Chris is under a lot of pressure,

610
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: so keep your voice down.

611
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: Well, I'm don't know where he is, but I I'll

612
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 2: look at We just.

613
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: Needed to keep on going straight.

614
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 3: All right.

615
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: Well, now this seems to be one of those roads

616
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 2: with maybe that guy needs a ride. He looks funny.

617
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: He kind of does look like he needs a ride,

618
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: and he's cute.

619
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah he was. He was that kind of face.

620
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: Silver like silver lakes were.

621
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: He is a stranger you'd like to fuck. Okay, he was.

622
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: An exciting Middle Eastern man.

623
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: Up looking at squirrels.

624
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: Are yet it's the cutest. There was a couple looking

625
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: at squirrels together.

626
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: They were well, I mean, if squirrels is what you

627
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: need to ignore the fact that you can't talk to

628
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: each other, that's fine.

629
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: What if they're both squirrel doctors squirrel scientists and.

630
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 2: They're like, well, it looks like he has a deviated.

631
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: Se we better give the squirrel a nose job.

632
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 2: Let's bring him to our shop and we'll just.

633
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: Give him the old Tara Reid.

634
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 2: One time we were at some It was a music

635
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: video award thing and Jimmy Parter was hosting it and

636
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: Tara Reid presented an award and she was drunk and

637
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 2: her boobs were out yes and uh, and she was

638
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 2: like slurring. She wasn't that bad. I was like, Wow,

639
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: she looks pretty. What's her provise? Everyone hate her again?

640
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: Oh okay, someone had to tell me. And then this,

641
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: this version of Stomp came out and they were hitting

642
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 2: trash bins together in the lids and like, and I

643
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 2: was like, oh brother, And they're dressed like orphans. It

644
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 2: was like the word. It's like Blue Man Group. When

645
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 2: people don't like stories and they don't like comedy, there's

646
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: something in the middle that is just.

647
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: That some drugs is going to figure out how to do.

648
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: I just don't care about Stomp or Blue Man Group.

649
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: I almost fell as At the end they throw out

650
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 2: toilet paper. I bowled it up, used it as a pillow. Yes,

651
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 2: I needed a nap. How boring it was? Yeah, yeah,

652
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: they noticed those blue motherfuckers noticed anyway, He Jimmy came

653
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: out and he's like, Wow, Tara Reid, I haven't uh,

654
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 2: I haven't seen cans like that since the lad that

655
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 2: trash can before her wig. Damn it, I blew it

656
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: because I can't remember them since Stomp whatever. Forget I

657
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 2: even brought up.

658
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's forget.

659
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 2: I hate driving.

660
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: It's pretty awful. But can I tell you a funny

661
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: story that my friend, my producer friend Melissa top my.

662
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 2: I haven't seen cans like that since the last production

663
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 2: to Stomp.

664
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: I think, I mean it couldn't top that version of it, right, Yeah.

665
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: I said, I haven't seen cans like that since those

666
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 2: one trash can those guys hat.

667
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can candate you double cand it, which nobody.

668
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: It's never funny when you use the same.

669
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: War and and by can can, she doesn't mean the

670
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: old BMX trick.

671
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: No, I do that. You know what can can is sure,

672
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: the one where you go up and then you go

673
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: to the back wheels left and right. I think you're right.

674
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: I think you've accidentally described it straight.

675
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: I don't know straight as Rowena were.

676
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 2: He lives in the same place.

677
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: That's what I'm realizing the same place as what.

678
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh we used to hang out. Okay, Brennan and I

679
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: hang out his place, sleep on the couch. Oh that's cool,

680
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 2: stay up all night, drink some booze, say we're gonna

681
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: write stuff, but we just put.

682
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: Your hands under your chin and talk about girls.

683
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, aund I lay on my belly, keep my

684
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: legs back and forth and play with the telephone.

685
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: Cord with curlers in your hair and tell my.

686
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: Mom to stay out.

687
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: Of my room. I had a friend who produced Stomp

688
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: for talk show and they were all complaining and doing

689
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of crazy shit, and my friend Melissa screamed

690
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: at them, people, get it together, you are Stomp. And

691
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: we used to.

692
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 2: Say that to her, all, Oh that's so funny, so hilarious,

693
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 2: get it together, you are.

694
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: You are Stomp.

695
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what's Stomp doing now? A cruise ship?

696
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: I think they now actually are orphans.

697
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 2: They're all a bunch of pickpockets.

698
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: You know this girl in down, he's like I was

699
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: with the Touring Company's Tom.

700
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: We they will never stop.

701
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: Offending every single thing we say, but we do it

702
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: with so much love. We think of you now in

703
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: all the ways we can offend you. What's the number?

704
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 2: Fuck, that's the worst, man, I'm bad at this.

705
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 1: I think we're going up, so we can just turn around.

706
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's really hard for me to do this.

707
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very difficult. We can totally switch. I'm happy to.

708
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 2: Well, we're turning around. Eventually we'll have Brendan in the car.

709
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if he moved or what

710
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: he used to be up a side street. He like

711
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: moved a block from his house, his old place.

712
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: And also this isn't this where, so keep going that way.

713
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 2: M oh right? But yeah, yeah yeah, and.

714
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: That's going to be on the right side. I guess

715
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: you can just pull pull up over here. What if

716
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: that was him?

717
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, at this point I kind of wish it was. Okay,

718
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: I'll just stop here.

719
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good.

720
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: But I don't know if we're anywhere near him. Yeah

721
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 2: we are, Well, I shall call him. Yeah, we've got to.

722
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: I don't know what the answer is to. Okay, I'm

723
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 2: i'd see I get a I get you've seen me

724
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 2: get this way. I get emotional.

725
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: Oh, you're fine, just text him.

726
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: We're good.

727
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: I can talk a little bit more about Downey if

728
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: anybody wants me to. I've got it right here on

729
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: my Wikipedia. Let's bring it up and talk about uh oh,

730
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: the Downey Farmer's Market. It was approved by the Downey

731
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 1: City Council in two thousand and eight and it's rapidly

732
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: blossomed into a community main attraction with a standard fruit

733
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: and vegetable stands and growing number of food booths.

734
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: There. Sorry to interrupt that. We're on the corner here

735
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 2: of your street and in Saint George. Yeah, that's not

736
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 2: close enough. We might be uh there's like a green

737
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 2: fence around a park situation. Okay, okay, So you want

738
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: to just come out and be in the street and

739
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 2: then we'll have you jump in. Okay, great, thanks, Okay,

740
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 2: he didn't want to do this. Now, all right, here

741
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 2: we go.

742
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: You know what, We don't know what he wants.

743
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 2: Let's project I don't.

744
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: You definitely don't want to do it, that's for sure.

745
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: I just I have trouble driving. All right, we've learned

746
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 2: our lesson.

747
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: We can switch now if you want to.

748
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: It's all right, okay, because we're all wired up.

749
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: Some of the other people that have come out of Downey.

750
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: Dave Alvin amazing musician William Bonnan, who was a serial killer.

751
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: One of the greats Miranda Costcrow.

752
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, downey, okay, that's all right.

753
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: We don't have to talk about.

754
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 2: Down it's great. No. I uh, I'm I'm gonna put

755
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 2: this down, all right? Here we go?

756
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: Oh is his is his mic back there too?

757
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: Yep? Cool, We're ready and we are picking up Brandon

758
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 2: there he is smiling, smiling and happy. Oh hi, Hi there?

759
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 2: How's it going lost the wrong direction? I apologize. There's

760
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 2: a little mic right there.

761
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: Brendon Walsh, everybody, Brendan Walsh, Hi, everyone, how are you?

762
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 3: I'm alright, She's.

763
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: Like, I sense was something in your voice?

764
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: What's going on?

765
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 3: Nothing? It was just uh, just a friend of mine

766
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 3: giving me ship when it was just like fighting with

767
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 3: somebody on the phone, which is annoying.

768
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I didn't want to jump to that conclusion,

769
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 2: but you had to look on your face like someone

770
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 2: was giving you some guff.

771
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, sorry, it's just so annoying. Do you guys

772
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 3: know where you're going?

773
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

774
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: To this party?

775
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're going.

776
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: To the party.

777
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 3: Pokay. I just died 't know if that's where I

778
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 3: had my birthday? Yeah, party time. How are you guys doing?

779
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: Pretty good? Pretty good? Pretty good? Pretty good? I was

780
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 2: driving and I can't drive and talk, yeah at all.

781
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 2: I I panic and I just basically had guy have

782
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: a breakdown and we had to switch.

783
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 3: You should get those like Garth Brooks style headset slash

784
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 3: microphone things. Well, then you could do hands free driving

785
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 3: and podcasting.

786
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 2: We have a love for the driver, but I used

787
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: to have I call him a Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation mic.

788
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 3: Same thing.

789
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I call it the McDonald's mike.

790
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 2: It depends on what kind of music you were into

791
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: when you were young.

792
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 3: Marketer R.

793
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 2: Gallagher two, he used that kind of mic.

794
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: Kind of a stockbroker that's not that effective, but wants

795
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: to put on a show.

796
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: A guy in a convertible that gets mad in a movie.

797
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 1: He has that from the nineties.

798
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: I guess I'm thinking of a bluetooth.

799
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Brendan. I think anybody's ever got gotten so

800
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 3: angry from a phone call when they're under bluetooth that

801
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 3: they take the bluetooth out of your ear and just

802
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 3: throw it.

803
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 2: I think it happens all the time, right they Yeah,

804
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: they Because you can't hang up on anyone anymore. You

805
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 2: used to be able to slam a phone down. Yeah,

806
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: and now you have to gently push a button on

807
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: a touchscreen. So of course you want to throw something.

808
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 3: I've thrown a few cell phones and broken them. Uh

809
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 3: not like not no, not like where I had to

810
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 3: go buy a new one immediately. So you've like thrown

811
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: it hard into the couch cushions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm

812
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 3: not throwing them against the brick walls. I did throw

813
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 3: a laptop across the room once.

814
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrific. That would be therapeutic.

815
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, it was great. I mean it was a

816
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 3: real it was it was it was on its way out. Anyway.

817
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 2: I always want to, uh, when I get a new phone,

818
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 2: I have the old one that usually the old one

819
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: has given me so much trouble. I'm like, I can't

820
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 2: wait to get a new phone because I'm gonna throw

821
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 2: this so hard and therapeutically against a brick wall. And

822
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 2: I never do it. I just recycle it or something

823
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 2: lame because the anger subsides I have.

824
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 3: There's a drawer in my desk with like probably like

825
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 3: four old cell phones.

826
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: Do you want to throw some phones later?

827
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. Draw our phones a cop is it?

828
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: I have the same kind of drawer, and I think

829
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: it's because I saw commercial one time that made me

830
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 1: believe I could get money for those phones. But I'm

831
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: never I would never do that, like cash.

832
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: For gold type money.

833
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, they have those commercials that are kind

834
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: of like, if you look into this, you could get

835
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: money for your old shitty phone.

836
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and iPads, but it's like a real nobody's getting

837
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 3: rich off that. No, They're like, we'll give you fifty

838
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 3: bucks for your iPad.

839
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: I don't think people are even getting rich off of

840
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: selling their gold jewelry. Like they convince elderly people to

841
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: sell all their gold iPad this for years and then

842
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: they probably also get fifteen bucks. Yeah, it's all a scam.

843
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: Everything's a scam. Did you hear that there's no gold

844
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: really in Fort Knox and that if the world found

845
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: out about it, every all the major infrastructures would crumble.

846
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 2: I heard they're taking gold off of the periodic table

847
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 2: of the elements. Why it just doesn't exist?

848
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 3: I know, the uh per the what do you call

849
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: like the what do you call the the letters they

850
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 3: give the things? Yeah, yeah, but like what do you

851
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 3: call like gold I know is au but what is

852
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 3: that called?

853
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: Oh someone's gonna tell us in like a week.

854
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I find.

855
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: Answer that question.

856
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, Andrew.

857
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 3: And I know that from I think an episode of

858
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 3: Facts of Life. The gold is a you yeah, because

859
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 3: it was like Joe from Facts of Life. I think

860
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 3: it was Joe where they the way they remembered it,

861
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 3: it was, hey, you give me my gold watch back.

862
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 3: That's were they studying were I don't remember the uh,

863
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 3: the specifics of the episode.

864
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 2: I love watching old episodes like even that, or even

865
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 2: Silver Spoons or something.

866
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 3: It's clear.

867
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 2: That a bunch of old men wrote it and they're

868
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 2: trying to write for young people.

869
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 3: Shows like that are so play like that. I watched,

870
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: we watched, we were watching Different Strokes, the one where

871
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 3: the pedophile guy gets Arnold and Dudley guy runs a

872
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 3: bike shop and gets them in the back room take

873
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 3: their shirts. Theyisode it was a two parter and the

874
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 3: guy who played the pedophile was the guy from w

875
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 3: k R P les Nessamund Arthur Carlson. Arthur Carlson, Oh yeah,

876
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 3: good one. Uh yeah, it was real weird. It was.

877
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 3: It's really weird and creepy, but we watched that he

878
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 3: gives them wine. He gives them wine, and he shows

879
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 3: them pictures of himself and other kids skinny dipping.

880
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: No way, it's serious, it's.

881
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 3: Real, it's serious. But you know it is like pretty well,

882
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's it's fucking weird and creepy. But

883
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 3: it doesn't get like to like graphic. I mean, I

884
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 3: guess it is a different stroke, but he is never like,

885
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 3: uh does.

886
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 2: Penetration it so just shows the skinny dipping photo well.

887
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 3: Because there's never any like I don't know if it's

888
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 3: insinuated that he like banged Dudley.

889
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, my brakes are wearing out. Bang.

890
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 3: I think he just had them take their shirt. I know,

891
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: Arnold split like he Dudley and Arnold were hanging out

892
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 3: there and like yeah, Arnold took off. No yeah, Arnold

893
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: was like, let's go Dudley, and Dudley's like no, man,

894
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hang out and drink some more wine with

895
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 3: my shirt off. But then like Dudley's dad finds out.

896
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 3: I forget how it all comes crashing down. But then

897
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 3: there was another episode and that's very play like to

898
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 3: like it's it's like a play like the sets are

899
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 3: very set looking. The acting is very like, I'm uh,

900
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 3: what do you call when you when you talk loud?

901
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: Oh?

902
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 2: Pratrig yes, yes, and then I'm putting my feelings onto

903
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 2: other people.

904
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 3: There was a an episode that I remembered off of

905
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 3: Facts of Life where Tudy was trying to be There's

906
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 3: somebody's trying to recruit Tutty into being a prostitute. What

907
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 3: or like a porno chick? Yeah, talk to on the issues. Yeah,

908
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 3: well that.

909
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 2: Was when I was a kid. I'm surprised. Actually, in

910
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 2: the eighties a lot of people were always warning me.

911
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: I lived in constant fear of being not just kidnapped,

912
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 2: but molested. I knew that a grown up, there were

913
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 2: grown ups up there out there that want to get

914
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: naked and try and make babies with my little boy body.

915
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 2: I knew that that, but it.

916
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 3: Wasn't I mean, yeah, it's like probably no more than usual.

917
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 3: The eighties that is especially, I think, were like child

918
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: abuse crazy, Like there were.

919
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: These people were just coming to realize you had to

920
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: talk about it, I think, and there were really actually

921
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: a lot of people.

922
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 3: Championed California it's still legal.

923
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're progressive here.

924
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 3: Well, there were also a lot of psychologists, because I

925
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 3: remember there's a famous case of this daycare in Texas

926
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 3: where a whole family got locked up for like doing

927
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 3: like weird satanic sexual things to these kids.

928
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 2: It's a horrible combat.

929
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 3: But it never fucking happened. Mc martin.

930
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: That's probably that was that was in California. Was in California,

931
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: but that happened all over the country. Is people just

932
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: got it was like a crazy witch hunt because people

933
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: that's crazy about that.

934
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 3: And there were yeah, people were going bananas over that ship.

935
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 3: And there were these psychologists that were dealing with the

936
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 3: kids totally wrong. Yeah, like leading them on. So these

937
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 3: kids would give court testimonies like yeah, the guy killed

938
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 3: a puppy in front of and like got naked. I

939
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 3: don't know how they like, you know, I don't I

940
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: don't remember the specifics of it.

941
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: They just planted all the ideas. So, yeah, it was that.

942
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: It's that thing that you see when they when they

943
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: interview cops interview people wrong, same thing where they just

944
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: go were you at the blah blah blah, and then

945
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: the people go, yes, I was, and they don't provide

946
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: me information.

947
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 2: I consider myself someone that has control over their brain

948
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 2: and can't be influenced a special Bay copp or someone

949
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 2: I I did this deposition though I had a car accident,

950
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: and I did do a deposition the day before yesterday,

951
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: and she almost convinced me that I was lying about

952
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: the whole car accident. The woman who worked for Geico,

953
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 2: she was just a Geico lady that was protecting those

954
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: people are evil. Yeah it was, and I mean it.

955
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't even talk about it because it hasn't

956
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: been concluded.

957
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 3: Oh that's a drum circle, not a not a bum tired. Oh,

958
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 3: I thought the car was going weird.

959
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: That's gotta be good luck to drive by a drum

960
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: circle in the middle of the Cool.

961
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: Thing about this is that we picked up on that

962
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 2: and I can doctor that, turn it up.

963
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 3: We have.

964
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone heard.

965
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,479
Speaker 3: The like an NPR. It's like an NPR thing.

966
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do a lot of folly work and

967
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 2: put you do you know? Oh? No, I know.

968
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 3: It's like or is it? Let's not, No, it wasn't

969
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 3: know where it is, it's not.

970
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 2: How is that?

971
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: How is that going? I don't know, man, I hate everything.

972
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 2: It's well, are you like me? Where you have a

973
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 2: it's cool to have a job. It's cool to have

974
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 2: regular income. That's not something you've had for a while

975
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 2: being a comics, so that immediately feels good. And but

976
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: you like doing stand up even though also, like me,

977
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 2: if you're enjoyment of it waivers at times. But do

978
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 2: you miss being.

979
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 3: Just having to do something constantly? I don't like, Yeah,

980
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 3: I would like to have a little more control over

981
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 3: how much of a break I can take whatever I

982
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 3: want to take it. And yeah, so you're just like

983
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 3: to not have to work, yeah, well totally, Yeah, I

984
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 3: would like to not have to do anything. Yeah, and

985
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 3: just you know, do whatever whim and passion, you know,

986
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 3: I get into for a week.

987
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 2: It's weird though, because that's also what is frustrating about

988
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: being a comic. It's the up and down, like the

989
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 2: infrequency of work and the you know, not not being

990
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: dependable or reliable at times. But then once you don't

991
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 2: have it, that's what's kind of cool about it, as

992
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: every week it's different.

993
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's just never like having huge well,

994
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 3: it's just like, yeah, the level of success we've achieved

995
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 3: so far where it's like we can't just go do

996
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 3: a weekend and go, well, I could take a month

997
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 3: off the money I made this week, and it's like

998
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 3: we make and I try to be great, you know,

999
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 3: have gratitude for how good things have been over the

1000
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 3: last decade or so, even though I've been broken shit

1001
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 3: at times, Like I remember having had a real job, and.

1002
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 2: I really remember times where we were both very broke.

1003
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, even like not that long ago. When I

1004
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 3: first moved out here, the first year here was pretty good.

1005
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: I remember I took you, I drove you out in

1006
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere, outside out dripping springs or something,

1007
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 2: so you could buy a Geo Metro with rims on it.

1008
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little.

1009
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 2: Training car so you could go on the road and

1010
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 2: start like your early yeah, and on the road work.

1011
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 3: I think that was. Yeah, I guess that's when I

1012
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 3: bought that is when I started going on the road

1013
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 3: all the time.

1014
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: Does I still have that Geometro?

1015
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 3: No, No, I sold that.

1016
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 2: It lasted for a while though.

1017
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 3: I had it, Yeah until two thousand and seven when

1018
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: I got the car that I have now still.

1019
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 2: But before that, I.

1020
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 3: Had like Buttet Yeah. Yeah, it's a land Row, it's

1021
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 3: a Hummer, Limo, land Rope Escalade.

1022
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make money with them.

1023
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,439
Speaker 2: You can buy these.

1024
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 3: Kids Hooper with it in the weekend.

1025
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just combined all those vehicles into one and

1026
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 2: put them on a.

1027
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. But no, Yeah, the job's fine. It's been going

1028
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: on for a year, so uh yeah, I don't.

1029
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 2: Know that's good though. Well, even if you have mixed

1030
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 2: feelings about it, I'm proud of you.

1031
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: We're really proud of you, both of you.

1032
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I speak for Karen when I stay I'm.

1033
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 3: Proud of you.

1034
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: Care for me always. But yes, I'm definitely proud of you.

1035
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 1: I actually am. I am proud of you legitimately because

1036
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: do you remember the last show we did together. Yeah

1037
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: I don't. You probably weren't there when I had to

1038
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: do my part of it. But we did Power Violence

1039
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: one night, okay, and they were those super drunk girls

1040
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: in the front row okay, and they were like talking

1041
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: and thought it was their thing and they had big

1042
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 1: hats on. Remember that, Huh. I think you were late.

1043
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: You came to it late, Okay. So it was the

1044
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: whole show went off the rails from the beginning because

1045
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: they were I'm sure there were friends of Wits or

1046
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: one of those guys, so they were being super nice

1047
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: to them, and then when the other comics would get up,

1048
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: these girls would just be like and nobody really knew,

1049
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: nobody wanted to be mean to them. And they were

1050
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: like three hot girls exactly, so they're like talking to

1051
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: everybody and super rude whatever.

1052
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 2: And Brendan showed up and didn't know that you were

1053
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 2: supposed to be nice to them.

1054
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: No, here's the thing. I no, no, no. When I

1055
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: did my set, I of course just pretended they weren't there.

1056
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: Until the middle of some quiet song, this girl just

1057
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: crunched a beer can and it was like everything I

1058
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: could do not to go like, you fucking dipshit bitch whatever.

1059
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: I just but I just started laughing. You kept going,

1060
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 1: but they truly were like ruining the show. And then

1061
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 1: you came out. I think you were last okay, and

1062
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: you completely like righted the ship. It was the really

1063
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: impressive you weren't you like basically said, oh, so you've

1064
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: been ruining the show the whole time. Everyone got a

1065
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: nice laugh, and then you just did your set. I

1066
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: can't really explain it, but I had an immense amount

1067
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: of respect for you.

1068
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 3: That does I do remember. I remember that vaguely I

1069
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 3: mean that's yeah, that's one of those shows that kind

1070
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 3: of just blends into every show. But I remember you

1071
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 3: singing yourself. I remember being in the back, like the

1072
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 3: back of the show, like trying to watch you, but

1073
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 3: you know how you can't see anything. Yeah, but I

1074
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: remember that. I remember you singing, and I remember the

1075
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 3: girl crunching the beer can and you commenting on it,

1076
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 3: being very lighthearted about it.

1077
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: Was I because I was filled with hatred. I hated

1078
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: those girls so much, and I do.

1079
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I vaguely remember, you know what's funny, I don't

1080
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 3: I remember like seeing I remember my point of view

1081
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 3: from the stage and the people in the audience, but

1082
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 3: I don't remember anything that was that was said that.

1083
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just thought you were going

1084
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: to rip them or like being insanely cruel, or like

1085
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: I was anticipating, you know, a reckoning, and instead you

1086
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: were like the consummate professional.

1087
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: Well, even if you want to do like Brennan's been

1088
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 2: on the road, and I bet there's when you were

1089
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 2: doing stuff for stand hope, there's those audience people that

1090
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 2: feel like they are his biggest fan and maybe they

1091
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 2: can chime in, but you there's what would you say,

1092
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: that's the case, and you just have to deal with

1093
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: them because you're like, well, I'm a professional entertainer.

1094
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 3: Fans weren't weren't bad, I guess just a regularly Are

1095
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 3: you like here already?

1096
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1097
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 3: Oh boy? How long is this podcast? We're we're doing?

1098
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 2: Okay? We I basically got lost, so uh so.

1099
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 3: It's very Chris.

1100
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: But we can drive around the hills a little bit.

1101
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: If you want to keep talking.

1102
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: You do that. If you guys want, thank you, thank you.

1103
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 2: I was just saying that on the road, you can't,

1104
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: even though you want to just yell at every horrible

1105
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: person at some point.

1106
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 3: I have done that, Like, I mean, I've completely lost

1107
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 3: my cool stage a handful of times, but I don't.

1108
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 3: I never feel it makes me feel worse. Yeah, I

1109
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 3: just feel crumby afterwards, Like yeah, I just feel like crying.

1110
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 3: I'm just like, well, that was awful.

1111
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: I love hearing that.

1112
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:30,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I have cried. I I was just telling

1113
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 3: somebody about this that comedy cave, and because somebody asked me, like,

1114
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 3: what's you know there? Are you really? I cried in

1115
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 3: the room. There was a few years of Tuesday. It

1116
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 3: wasn't that long ago, not on stage in the room

1117
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 3: like I just got up there. It's it's a club

1118
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 3: that's in the lobby of a travel lodge. Can they

1119
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 3: put you up in the travel lodge the hotel or

1120
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 3: the comedians get the same hotel room, which is a

1121
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 3: real shitty room. Like your view is like the back

1122
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 3: of an air conditioning unit that's on a roof from

1123
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 3: your window. I was there in like there were still

1124
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 3: Christmas parties happening, So it was either right before Christmas

1125
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 3: or right I guess it was either way. It was

1126
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 3: negative one thousand degrees the whole time I was there,

1127
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: so I couldn't leave my room. There was I could leave.

1128
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 3: There was a Chinese buffet place across the parking lot.

1129
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 3: That's about as far as I could go, Like it

1130
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 3: was so cold and it's a Tuesday through Sunday.

1131
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 2: It wasn't because when I did.

1132
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 3: It, no way, I would have, honestly, not even joking,

1133
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 3: I would have taken a handful of xanax and killed

1134
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 3: myself if I had two weeks there, I'm always looking

1135
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: for an excuse to do that.

1136
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, I mean, all of the all. The only difference

1137
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 2: is just one more bad week.

1138
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 3: Just like one more broken shoelace. Well that's like a

1139
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 3: Bukowski poem about like it's like a broken shoelace that

1140
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 3: sends the guys, that sends people a mad house. Like

1141
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 3: it's not a big things, it's little fucking things that

1142
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 3: chip away at you. And then one day you're just

1143
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 3: tying your shoe and the shoelace breaks, and then that's

1144
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 3: when you lose your ship. Yeah.

1145
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it just opens up something that really is

1146
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 2: based on a severed head in Vietnam, But the shoelace

1147
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 2: is what triggers that.

1148
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I don't know about the severed

1149
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 3: head and Vietnam.

1150
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what.

1151
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, all the little things adding

1152
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 3: up or what, you know, what what drive people to

1153
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 3: fucking go c Yeah right, but the uh oh, the

1154
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 3: crying in the hotel room. It's a Tuesday through Sunday,

1155
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 3: you're doing two weeks there.

1156
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, that's what it used to be. Now,

1157
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: I haven't been to the new club it used to be.

1158
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 3: Oh that's is it in a new location.

1159
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 2: It used to be No, it's where you did it.

1160
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 2: But it used to literally be in this place. That

1161
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 2: was shaped like its right, Yeah, the guy pointed. He

1162
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 2: showed it to me, driving me back in between talking

1163
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 2: about how much he.

1164
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 3: Liked George Bush.

1165
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: And wait, this is in Canada, Yes, Calgary, and the.

1166
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 3: It's a Tuesday through Sunday, like nine shows I think

1167
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: right today, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. There's another show there.

1168
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 3: There might have been three shows. It was a nine

1169
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 3: show week. Maybe it was Tuesday through.

1170
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 2: I don't know what made it be was the audience

1171
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 2: just they were awful.

1172
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 3: There were there was a lot of oil rig guys

1173
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 3: drunken getting up on stage grabbing the microphone before the show.

1174
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 3: He refused to kick them out. There was a Christmas party,

1175
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 3: like the shows were dead and shitty, and the most

1176
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 3: crowded show that they had. There were like thirty oil

1177
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 3: guys having a Christmas party and they're shit faced before

1178
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 3: the show, Like they're shit faced at seven o'clock, you know,

1179
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: a half hour before the show starts or whatever, and

1180
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 3: they're going up grabbing the microphone there. And I went

1181
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 3: to the owner. I was like, you're kicking those guys

1182
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 3: out right, and he goes, I can't. There's like forty

1183
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 3: of them that's like half the audience. I'm like, so

1184
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a show in front of these guys,

1185
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 3: and it was just like, you know, fuck you man,

1186
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 3: and I did it. It was a nightmare, you know.

1187
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 3: It was just like all right, yeah, you guys fucking

1188
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 3: talk for a while. I don't give a shit. I'm

1189
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 3: gonna kill myself. So no, And I don't know what

1190
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 3: night that was. I don't think that's not what made

1191
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 3: me cry that. It was like Wednesday night, I had

1192
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 3: already done like three shows.

1193
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 2: Did you cry on stage in the hotel room?

1194
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 3: Okay? Because I realized I wasn't even halfway done the

1195
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 3: week and it already was like awful. I was like,

1196
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 3: I still have five shows to go. I've only done

1197
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 3: three shows. I can't believe this is my fuck at

1198
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 3: this point. And I'm making like not any money. Like

1199
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,439
Speaker 3: it's not like okay, well I'm getting ten grand right right.

1200
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 3: It's like no, I'm getting barely enough money to pay

1201
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 3: my fucking rent and then I'm just gonna go to

1202
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 3: some other shithole and do this.

1203
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 2: So, now, do you like your job after this story?

1204
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm always find something.

1205
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 2: To complain about you have to.

1206
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1207
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 2: I'm just it's so funny because that guy just contacted

1208
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 2: me and I was like, no, I didn't they you.

1209
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 3: I thought like you hated them and they hated you.

1210
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 2: At the end, when he paid me, I said, he said, well,

1211
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 2: we'll have your back. It's just this and this stipulation.

1212
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 2: I said, no, it's okay. I don't need to come back.

1213
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 2: But then the guy contacted me, not the owner, but

1214
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 2: the guy that books it. And I was like, oh, right,

1215
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 2: I've seen friends of mine. You went there, Patrick Keane

1216
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 2: went there. He said it was okay, Huntsberger do like

1217
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 2: New Year's there. Oh wow wow, And yeah, I'm I

1218
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,479
Speaker 2: can't imagine them trying.

1219
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 3: It's the Madrigals to go to go wear his break.

1220
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 3: It's the Madrigalso like this, get those guys on your podcast.

1221
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 3: It's gonna get in here, are we? Uh?

1222
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm just turning around.

1223
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 2: Okay, we kind of like this. I do too. It's symbolic. Yeah,

1224
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 2: it would be from an old they're standing there waiting

1225
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 2: for Batman. The relationships.

1226
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 3: I don't know what we're doing. We're doing a podcast.

1227
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 2: He knows about the post.

1228
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing.

1229
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 3: Dari Well I mean, I didn't know physically what we

1230
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 3: were doing.

1231
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 2: This looks like a from an old Batman episode.

1232
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: That's just kind of a cool I know, it's kind

1233
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: of like driving into the desert. But I realized, no,

1234
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: it was a mistake.

1235
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 3: I realized that Hill wasn't going to open up into

1236
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 3: a secret cave.

1237
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:50,919
Speaker 1: I mean, but what if it did.

1238
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 2: We can park against that curb, right, I bet we can.

1239
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe not what we're dropping him off from.

1240
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 3: Wait, aren't you guys going to the party?

1241
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 2: Chris is yeah, I'm first I'm going to take Caring

1242
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 2: back to her abode, and then I'll join you guys

1243
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 2: for a high octane comedy party.

1244
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 3: I hope this was worth it.

1245
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 2: It totally was worth it. I like that you have emotions, Brendon.

1246
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 3: Edit that part, that whole story.

1247
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the banner story of this if you

1248
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: get But yeah, I feel the same, and I'm not

1249
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: I'm scared to go to that club.

1250
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 2: Also, I'm glad you told that story.

1251
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, have have fun there. No, I mean, I'm

1252
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,959
Speaker 3: sure it's fine, you know. Yeah, I hope they don't

1253
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 3: listen to this and well whatever, I mean, what am

1254
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:41,919
Speaker 3: I stopping at the bit to go back to the place,

1255
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 3: they may cry.

1256
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll see if I still have a gig there.

1257
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 2: That's all right. I don't think that comedy club owners.

1258
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 2: Go and listen to the podcast. You never know though.

1259
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says rig oil rig Wilders.

1260
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 2: That that is an oil town even. Yeah, you go

1261
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 2: to Calgary and.

1262
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 3: Kind of like the Texas of Canada, I think.

1263
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the have.

1264
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 3: A lot of like hillbilly bars or what you call them,

1265
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 3: cowboy Yeah, they they have stampede there, which is this

1266
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 3: to be an event where all these animals go through

1267
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 3: a city.

1268
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 2: And then uh, if you the skyline there, it's just

1269
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 2: all these skyscrapers with old like gas stations that don't

1270
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 2: even exist in America now, like Husky and and they

1271
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 2: have just all the buildings just have gas logos on them. Yeah,

1272
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 2: we don't even need to park because all the well

1273
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 2: we'll drop off Brendon at this high ok ten comedian

1274
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 2: dance party orgy.

1275
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: Tons of people sitting down in there already saw.

1276
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, man sitting down party.

1277
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 1: To go sit down and have a nice long conversation

1278
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: with somebody.

1279
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 2: All come, I'm gonna drop Karen off and then I'm

1280
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: gonna come and hang out.

1281
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 3: I'm just going to continue the podcast in there. I'm

1282
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 3: just going to keep telling stories.

1283
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: Do you want to plug anything?

1284
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 3: When's this coming out?

1285
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

1286
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 3: Tomorrow? Oh, I'll be in Toronto at the Underground.

1287
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 2: Oh that'll be fun.

1288
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 3: That is a fun place.

1289
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 2: I heard that.

1290
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will done that place. It's like a pot dispensary.

1291
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 3: Everybody's smoking pot.

1292
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 2: Watch a comedy cave type guy.

1293
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 3: But Underground in Toronto seventeenth April seventeenth through the twentieth

1294
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 3: and then Austin. I'm starting to cry now. Yeah the moontime, yayay.

1295
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 3: Karen and I will be at Moon Tower. So I'll

1296
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,439
Speaker 3: let you handle the plugs on the dates. I won't

1297
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,439
Speaker 3: say the dates later, we'll.

1298
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 2: Plug them later. Yeah dates. Yeah, Well that'll be fun.

1299
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 2: You guys all have fun together. I am not going

1300
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 2: to move.

1301
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 3: Oh in my part, listen to my podcast The Bone Zone.

1302
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 2: The Bone Town is great.

1303
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: Did you I got a tweet the other day of

1304
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: someone asking me to do the phones.

1305
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should do that. We're so bad at booking.

1306
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 3: We're trying to get better. We're making a list and

1307
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 3: trying to contact people more than a few hours before

1308
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 3: the podcast.

1309
01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: I'll do I'm happy to do it. It just made

1310
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: me because I feel what I remember from that was

1311
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: it felt like just some low grade fighting.

1312
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 3: No, it was fun.

1313
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:06,479
Speaker 1: It was fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh someone someone loved it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we have crazy fans. Man who was fighting them?

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Speaker 3: We weren't like we were just joking around a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did someone do people call into yours sometimes? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's you. Guys have like more interactive, fun things

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Speaker 2: that you do on your podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I like doing it. I just wish more people

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Speaker 3: listen to it. But you know that's me class half empty.

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Speaker 2: I've listened to it. I've listened to it.

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Speaker 3: Just listen to Yeah, it's fun. It's a fun podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you and Randy are great together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well we're in a fight, so at all that's funny.

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Speaker 3: Uh okay, well you guys. Oh look, you got like

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Speaker 3: a stick next to your seat there that you could

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Speaker 3: beat someone with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well you know me and my anger.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good to have a weapon handy when you

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Speaker 3: have sane, surrealistic anger.

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Speaker 2: My dad gave me that. He was like, yeah, if

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Speaker 2: you ever get in trouble, here's just a stick for

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Speaker 2: giving someone some stick time.

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Speaker 3: My friend Matt, who became a cop. He let some

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Speaker 3: stick timing on the guy. Well, I guess I can't

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Speaker 3: be friends with you anymore.

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Speaker 2: It just makes me think of an Austin tattooed Austin

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Speaker 2: horse car.

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Speaker 3: He was a Philly guy on Sixth Street.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, are.

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Speaker 1: You originally from Philly?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, his dad's a Philly fireman.

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Speaker 3: Not evenmore.

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Speaker 1: Have we ever talked about my dad's a fireman too.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we talked about my brother in laws

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Speaker 2: of fireman. Let's have an all fireman episode.

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Speaker 3: Relatives of fire hot so hot, standing next to our

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Speaker 3: own vehicles, not.

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Speaker 1: Fire, No dogs allowed.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being on our program.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you Need a Ride? D

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Speaker 2: y n A r