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Speaker 1: of your co hosts, Josh Johnson Brian for the Daily Show.
Speaker 1: And I'm joined by those as love always got them.
Speaker 1: Okay you no, no, I need to I need to
Speaker 1: find some Okay. Today's episode that we're gonna be doing
Speaker 1: for y'all is something that we've been diametrically opposed on
Speaker 1: for quite a while. It is hotels versus air B
Speaker 1: and b's. Let me explain why the Airbnb is coming
Speaker 1: through stronger. Okay, one, not every place you want to
Speaker 1: visit has a hotel nearby. Okay, there are some places
Speaker 1: that you want to go where the hotel is going
Speaker 1: to be quite a drive from where you actually want
Speaker 1: to hang out, Whereas an airbnb has the ability to
Speaker 1: be much closer to the things that you want to do.
Speaker 1: It's a chance, it's a second chance to be at
Speaker 1: the city center when all the hotels are like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we're full, there's no room in the in Okay, wow, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: You've got to be born in a manger. And so
Speaker 1: I'm just saying an airbnbat it offers a different style,
Speaker 1: a different flare you were talking about flare. It offers
Speaker 1: a different flare of decor when you are staying somewhere.
Speaker 1: Whereas hotel we we we talked about all the time.
Speaker 1: Almost every hotel, almost every hotel out there, has bad
Speaker 1: art on the walls. It has uncomfortable towels. Okay, it
Speaker 1: has sheets that when the bed is made tight like
Speaker 1: marine tight, and you can bounce the coin off of it,
Speaker 1: you may never get out. You may cocoon yourself sweating
Speaker 1: yourself half to death. Okay, Okay, you gotta worry about
Speaker 1: what's happening in the building. It's not it's not just
Speaker 1: someone's apartment, it's not just someone's house. Where there's there's
Speaker 1: now some level of of control with the variables. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have to worry about a whole building. You may
Speaker 1: check into a hotel and they're like, hey, sorry, we're
Speaker 1: doing constructions, so you're about to not sleep for the
Speaker 1: next three nights. That could happen at someone's house, but
Speaker 1: more likely it won't happen. There's also don't smile at
Speaker 1: me like that. Don't don't do that. I am listening intently. No,
Speaker 1: I know you're listening. I know you listen to But
Speaker 1: that's also the smile of somebody who like, you're acting
Speaker 1: like I've stepped into some sort of trap, and I
Speaker 1: don't appreciate. Just don't smile at me like that how
Speaker 1: you feel, but that that's how I feel. You know
Speaker 1: that when you smile like that at a person, you
Speaker 1: know what you're doing. Don't act like you'll know what
Speaker 1: you're doing right now that you know. I mean that,
Speaker 1: that's what I that's what I can't stand for it.
Speaker 1: Don't smile at me like that. They'd be like, what,
Speaker 1: don't do that. I didn't even know smiler like that
Speaker 1: to say the truth. Yeah, but you're just building my case.
Speaker 1: I'm just building. I understand, I understand, but you smile
Speaker 1: like you caught somebody alive. I'm just telling you how
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm an argument with my man or
Speaker 1: something to be like, Okay, there's nothing. There's nothing like
Speaker 1: when someone gets caught. The people's reactions with somebody. But
Speaker 1: they catch somebody and alive, it's like because sometimes sometimes
Speaker 1: they get more upset and sometimes it's weird with people
Speaker 1: don't get more upset. I don't like that, like like
Speaker 1: if someone caught me in a lie, I would need
Speaker 1: you to can't be caught now catch you? You need
Speaker 1: to catch that, all right. I don't like this thing
Speaker 1: of like, hey, okay, I lied to you and now
Speaker 1: you're like, uh oh okay, don't catch and release me.
Speaker 1: As what I'm saying exactly, I'm that fish. I want
Speaker 1: to be in the net. I want to be on
Speaker 1: a plate. Yeah, I'm going ahead, hit me with the hammer,
Speaker 1: all right, it's already been caught in. The last thing
Speaker 1: I need. The last thing I need is to throw
Speaker 1: throw me back out into the water with the hook
Speaker 1: still in my mouth. And now I'm swimming away like
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I've always thought that was like I was
Speaker 1: thinking about that Mitch Hedberg joke about like catch and
Speaker 1: release where it's just like you just made a fish
Speaker 1: late to something basically yeah, yeah, because I've never I
Speaker 1: was like, so you just like this fish was living
Speaker 1: his life like this fish didn't want a piercing, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, just swimming through nature living their life.
Speaker 1: If all of a sudden, because you got a thousand
Speaker 1: all the fishing lure you know, and don't want to
Speaker 1: speak to your children or your wife, you're a significant
Speaker 1: of it because you know they're also all types of people. Fish.
Speaker 1: You want to be by yourself out here on God's waters.
Speaker 1: Now you're just out here poking holes and fish, right,
Speaker 1: because think about it. If you put a fit, you
Speaker 1: poke holes in the you catch the fish. Right. Also,
Speaker 1: I always wonder about like how that works, like okay,
Speaker 1: if they eat like fly fishing here, see somebody make
Speaker 1: a fly. It's crazy, No, it's wild. I don't it's
Speaker 1: the patients. I'm blown away by it. I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no way you have good eyesight if you do
Speaker 1: that for forty years. Either you can only see a
Speaker 1: foot ahead of you, or like you're reading menus and
Speaker 1: your phone like this, like that's what this is? This Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also I'm like they bite into it and I
Speaker 1: cast the design of it makes it immediately go through
Speaker 1: the lip. But it's just like I'm sure it has
Speaker 1: to heal, like it has to be cleaning in like water.
Speaker 1: But like I wondered, sometimes like if then fish get caught,
Speaker 1: don't they die from the connection, Like they could get
Speaker 1: an infection, right, that's like any living thing getting the cut.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have no idea. The waters that we
Speaker 1: fish in sometimes are actually pretty nasty. So as soon
Speaker 1: as you cut them, you probably that's the death sentence
Speaker 1: right there, even if you decide to throw them back. Um,
Speaker 1: I will say, okay, I this is my fault. Airbnb
Speaker 1: is Oh listen if you know anything about this here
Speaker 1: podcast which we all we all have to acknowledge of.
Speaker 1: The podcast is just the old school radio show. We
Speaker 1: all have to acknowledge this. It's like somebody was like, Damn,
Speaker 1: I wanted to listen to something, but not music. M
Speaker 1: what do I have the radio? No? No, no das
Speaker 1: I need ideas. NPR cann't do so much. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Um, but I can, I can. I
Speaker 1: see the arguments that you're making. I see. Oh last
Speaker 1: thing I'll say on the first on the first drop
Speaker 1: of my argument is uh, you know We're gonna do
Speaker 1: several drops throughout the podcast, back and forth. But I
Speaker 1: I feel like the review process comes in much heavier
Speaker 1: for an Airbnb than a hotel. I've seen hotels get
Speaker 1: bad reviews, and sometimes they respond, sometimes they don't respond.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they are you know, horrible, horrible, like like you
Speaker 1: know one point nine right and it will be a
Speaker 1: Holiday and Express. But this franchise Holiday and Express is
Speaker 1: not closing down even if it is level one point
Speaker 1: nine out of five until they deem it unprofitable, whereas
Speaker 1: with Airbnb you can go ahead and get shut out
Speaker 1: of Airbnb. Airbnb is watching, Airbnb is watching for those reviews.
Speaker 1: Did people have a good time, did people enjoy their stay?
Speaker 1: Was it clean? I can read all those reviews as
Speaker 1: someone who's about it. I know you can read reviews
Speaker 1: for a hotel, but because you need to leave them
Speaker 1: in Airbnb. Now there's a wider span of knowledge you
Speaker 1: can gain about a stay before you go there and
Speaker 1: hear what you're saying, what construction. Construction is construction. You
Speaker 1: don't know who's gonna be building what where, right, that's
Speaker 1: a risk with the airbnb. That's the risk of the hotel. Also,
Speaker 1: you don't know if you're gonna be near a train.
Speaker 1: You don't know if you're gonna be, you know, near
Speaker 1: a fire station or police station. You know, these are
Speaker 1: things that you have to look up on your own.
Speaker 1: To bad art, I've seen bad art and an airbnb.
Speaker 1: I've seen bad art in a hotel. I've seen bad
Speaker 1: art in a doctor's office. Bad art is out here
Speaker 1: walking in nature doing this thing, being like, hey, your eyeballs,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna offend them. I'm gonna be a problem. No
Speaker 1: one had. Somebody with bad taste had approximately a hundred
Speaker 1: and forty two dollars and really needed to decorate somewhere
Speaker 1: Like that was that's what they was out here doing. Okay,
Speaker 1: somebody walked into a target. It was like, you come here,
Speaker 1: you know, somebody want to see your local hobby lobby.
Speaker 1: Somebody went to your home goods, your t J Max,
Speaker 1: your Marshals. It was like, I have a hundred and
Speaker 1: sixteen dollars, let's make this happen right towers I have
Speaker 1: been an Airbnb is a bad towels that I have
Speaker 1: been in hotels with bad towels. But what I can
Speaker 1: say is that if you had a hotel and you
Speaker 1: have bad towels or they are hard, whether they're not
Speaker 1: clean or or whatever, you can usually look into the
Speaker 1: hallway and be like, excuse me, hi, I need some
Speaker 1: new towels. Okay. This is the advantage of staying in
Speaker 1: a hotel, right, because you were not limited to like
Speaker 1: I've been an Airbnbs, I've had to buy my own
Speaker 1: toilet paper, right because you only out here with this
Speaker 1: see through might as well be a fine mesh. Okay,
Speaker 1: half plot toilet paper that you don't put on here
Speaker 1: like you're making your own pinyada at the house. Where
Speaker 1: did you get Listen? I know there's tissue paper, you
Speaker 1: know when you give someone a present, that paper that
Speaker 1: you put into the bag, Put that on a roll
Speaker 1: and put it in a bathroom. Right, I've been an airbnbs.
Speaker 1: That then that's toilet paper. I had been an air
Speaker 1: b I've been in hotels that then a toilet paper.
Speaker 1: What I can tell you is that they budget for
Speaker 1: a tell it's going to be bigger. Also, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna have all these fucking stipulations that the Airbnb is
Speaker 1: be having because you know, your ass I supposed to
Speaker 1: be Airbnb in this apartment. So now I gotta meet
Speaker 1: you seven blocks of fucking way to get the key,
Speaker 1: and you literally haven't struck. We had an Airbnb one time.
Speaker 1: It was me sal and Mia and it was literally,
Speaker 1: don't speak to the neighbors, don't make no eye cons
Speaker 1: and it is that don't talk to anybody going to
Speaker 1: get in there because technically your ass ain't supposed to
Speaker 1: be having no Airbnb. So now there's more and more
Speaker 1: situations where it's just like you're not supposed to be
Speaker 1: doing what you're doing. Now, I am violating your lease
Speaker 1: with you and if you are, if you are a
Speaker 1: standing at Airbnb somewhere, and it says in the least
Speaker 1: if this person cannot sublet or can the Airbnb, if
Speaker 1: the neighbors tell the office, I'm now getting kicked out
Speaker 1: because your ass is doing something that you don't have
Speaker 1: no business doing. Also, now the issue is people are
Speaker 1: getting apartment and getting multiple apartments just so they can
Speaker 1: air b and be them and it is a big
Speaker 1: problem in a lot of major cities, especially in New
Speaker 1: York and Los Angeles, where these could be places that
Speaker 1: somebody can live. But now you're an airbnb this whole,
Speaker 1: and so the rent in this place supposed to be
Speaker 1: I don't know, two grand. You charged somebody to grand
Speaker 1: just to stay for the weekend. So now you are
Speaker 1: forcing people out of affordable No I don't know how
Speaker 1: affordable the houses, but you're taking up space with at
Speaker 1: least for somewhere some people don't live. Then when it
Speaker 1: comes to the security, right, if you were in an
Speaker 1: apartment built, then you were at the mercy of whatever
Speaker 1: the hell is going on in that neighborhood. You don't
Speaker 1: know them back, you do what I'm saying, those mercy Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just that's very That sounds like the advice that
Speaker 1: my Bob would give me. You were at the bursty
Speaker 1: of whatever it's going on in that name. That's it.
Speaker 1: You were now a resident of this part of town. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A hotel has security, a hotel has cameras, hotel now listen,
Speaker 1: depending depending because I've been in many hotels where it
Speaker 1: was just me and Mr Ptel was out here. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I was security. Right, we've been and it's like, I'm
Speaker 1: no security. I can snitch it best. I'm gonna get loud.
Speaker 1: I might know something, but somebody else would. Somebody else
Speaker 1: got to show up, right, Yeah, assault, I see assault.
Speaker 1: That's the best I can do for you. I'm in
Speaker 1: my room. I'm not jumping in. It depends on the situation,
Speaker 1: but for the most are I'm in my room. I
Speaker 1: remember a man. Why is he not a man here? Also,
Speaker 1: if the police cup at their interviewing me, as the
Speaker 1: person that did it is standing behind the police looking
Speaker 1: at me, I'm gonna have to lie. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but like he's looking right at me, I will say
Speaker 1: whatever I need to say, and then I'm immediately once
Speaker 1: he's in the police car, I'm checking out and I'm
Speaker 1: going to another hotel. I hope I can say enough
Speaker 1: for them to hold them, because if I can't, if
Speaker 1: he don't, even if he don't, especially if he don't
Speaker 1: get in the car, I'll go into another hotel. I'm
Speaker 1: leaving at photo in the morning. My asses out of here. No,
Speaker 1: we are not getting off at the same floor. I'll
Speaker 1: be off at a different floor and go up some
Speaker 1: fucking steps for downstep, You're not gonna noticeable floor in
Speaker 1: the room. I'm saying that, right, there's nobody, there's no
Speaker 1: there's nothing like dry snitch without somebody. And then you
Speaker 1: gotta sit next to him listen, and that's somebody who's
Speaker 1: at the tocol The police have been like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what he's talking about. Yeah, a, y'all, I'm not
Speaker 1: part of it, all right, Why don't you know your job?
Speaker 1: And no, I need you to know. Also, the music
Speaker 1: wasn't that loud. Somebody white called the police. We was
Speaker 1: really just fine because the pens of the police it
Speaker 1: was Google. Quitn't call, like, why aren't we being a call?
Speaker 1: Because it's like I'm just standing here. Also, I can't
Speaker 1: say that now that I don't smoke, I don't see
Speaker 1: a lot of ship that happens at night at hotels
Speaker 1: because I'm not outside. Yep, yep. That's a huge part
Speaker 1: of it. So sometimes the only reason I saw anything
Speaker 1: was because I was coming back from a show, right,
Speaker 1: just had nothing to do with me. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: walk in, and as I'm trying to walk in, they're
Speaker 1: like yelling about something, scraping about something, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want any part of that. I remember the
Speaker 1: book checking to a hotel one time is dude had
Speaker 1: a bottle of wine and a cat wrapped up in
Speaker 1: his hood. He trying to check in and he the
Speaker 1: bottle slipped and I caught it. But then the process
Speaker 1: is trying to catch the bottle, him trying to get
Speaker 1: the bottle, he losed, the jacket falls, and then the
Speaker 1: cat gets out, and he's like, oh my god. And
Speaker 1: the guy in the front desk was like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: allowed animals. You didn't just like a hot cat because
Speaker 1: you could just see the dude was like listen because
Speaker 1: like he paid for a hotel room and like cash
Speaker 1: and a card, right, and he was like, I've been
Speaker 1: sleeping in my car for a couple of days and
Speaker 1: I finally got some money up and I was just
Speaker 1: like and he got in the front desk just didn't
Speaker 1: have the I think the guy have charged him like
Speaker 1: lower than what the raided the room was, because it
Speaker 1: was like, we all want this person to succeed, because yes,
Speaker 1: they're they're clearly going through something. You know. What was
Speaker 1: more miraculous to me that that cat made no noise
Speaker 1: if his jacket had to slip. Nobody would have knew
Speaker 1: he had a cat. So the cat already knows what
Speaker 1: the campaign is. So the cat is like, you know
Speaker 1: what the cat did? What the cat was supposed to do?
Speaker 1: I guess for me. Hotel's edge out because some times
Speaker 1: hotels got a pool, hotels got a gym, hotels have
Speaker 1: a bar. Hotel going of a business center, which is
Speaker 1: just a room with the printer. Hey, that business center
Speaker 1: stuff needs to stop. That business center that that's like
Speaker 1: when they have a gym. Can I tell you I've
Speaker 1: stayed at some hotels where they said they had a
Speaker 1: gym and it didn't even when I tell you, it's
Speaker 1: just simply not a gym, like like just fundamentally, like
Speaker 1: I will. I ended up going to the place and
Speaker 1: being like, y'all, y'all. Like I went to the front
Speaker 1: desk and I was like, y'all, y'all, can't be don't
Speaker 1: don't talk to people like this. Don't tell people, don't
Speaker 1: tell people things are gems that aren't gyms. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: It's bad way it could play, y'all. I wasn't even
Speaker 1: I wasn't even like mad. I was just like y'all
Speaker 1: know what you did? Like, it wasn't that Jack is out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't even have anger in my heart. I was
Speaker 1: just like, hey, y'all stop. He just walked up. Was
Speaker 1: like listen, in the words of Al Sharpton, do not
Speaker 1: and call it right. Yeah, I just I know what
Speaker 1: a gym is. I've been in gems. Y'all had a
Speaker 1: broken dumbbell. Have you ever seen a broken dumbbell? You? So,
Speaker 1: first of all, is one half it looked like a stick, right,
Speaker 1: it's a stick with it's a stick with some weight
Speaker 1: on because some dumbbells are screwed in, so some of
Speaker 1: them just have the full um, what's you McCall it?
Speaker 1: Some of them have the full weight completely connected, but
Speaker 1: some of them don't do that. So some of them
Speaker 1: they really do have like an issue of like being
Speaker 1: screwed in with the weights because they're plated. So the
Speaker 1: ones that are plates are just screwed in that way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I walked in. It was a treadmill that looked loose, right,
Speaker 1: So I have no and I didn't get on it.
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna lowe the people and say it
Speaker 1: was definitely loose. But it looked loose because the tread
Speaker 1: on it was just you know, like when somebody sneaker
Speaker 1: about to fall apart. That's what it looked like. So
Speaker 1: it's like talking on the bottom. Yep. I've seen a
Speaker 1: loose treadmill and been like, this is the most dangerous
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen, and that's someone that has fallen.
Speaker 1: Like as a child, we tried to see how fast
Speaker 1: you could go and try to see if you can
Speaker 1: catch up with it. Couldn't do it for the longest time.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about up until maybe this probably hap when
Speaker 1: I was like eight years old, I had a scar
Speaker 1: on my right knee at a scar in the middle
Speaker 1: of my chick because I fell down and this treadmill
Speaker 1: took the skin off my knee and the skin off
Speaker 1: the middle of my chest. For a long time, I
Speaker 1: had some scar on my chest that looked like fucking
Speaker 1: Brazil because I got my mom's boss's house and they
Speaker 1: had a gym in their house and sucking same springs,
Speaker 1: and so they had to go on as fast as
Speaker 1: we had to go in, and we just tried to
Speaker 1: jump on and see if we're gonna run, And I
Speaker 1: fucking felt Thank god it got my chest and not
Speaker 1: my chin. I at least fell to the point where
Speaker 1: I was like my face, my face, because I could
Speaker 1: have sucked my ship up. I could have been really
Speaker 1: out here, just give you a real quality motto, just
Speaker 1: the real because I can took off the whole side
Speaker 1: of my You're probably be living in different life right now.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I could not be in
Speaker 1: the public. I could have lost all of this. That's
Speaker 1: gotta god my whole chip. At least do enough to
Speaker 1: hold my head up because I went back into a waltz.
Speaker 1: My brother fell too, but didn't catch them like that
Speaker 1: because they had pants on, Like yeah, honey, a loose
Speaker 1: trap mail. I also, okay, this is this is my thing.
Speaker 1: When when you talk about amenities, all right, there are hotels.
Speaker 1: Let's say they have a thing they don't have. We
Speaker 1: already covered gym's. Yeah, are restaurants or restaurants, because there
Speaker 1: are some places where I'm like, y'all cook the sheets.
Speaker 1: I can tell that there's sheets in this soup. This
Speaker 1: tastes like dirty soup. There's stains in the soup. I've
Speaker 1: never understood is why hotel bars closed so early. I
Speaker 1: think that they don't want to encourage because they because
Speaker 1: specifically because it doesn't make sense. It makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: So the way that you're like, why would a hotel
Speaker 1: bar close so early? You're already there, That's exactly why
Speaker 1: they're like, we gotta shut this down. Oh, because they're
Speaker 1: already here. They're already here, so they don't even have
Speaker 1: to worry about like letting me like like if hotel
Speaker 1: bars closed at four, everyone would stay till four, Like
Speaker 1: everybody you already staying there. You don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about like getting your your keys taken away. You don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about catching an uber home or anything.
Speaker 1: You're already there. I'm just going upstairs. I'm just getting
Speaker 1: an hour. And you're telling yourself we're gonna go upstairs,
Speaker 1: but you stay for three more drinks. You know. Well,
Speaker 1: I think the other thing that the reason they don't
Speaker 1: do it is because of adultery. Maybe wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait, help me out to not facilitate an accident
Speaker 1: like a oops, like a because because it's a hotel,
Speaker 1: so they already have way to help it. I hear
Speaker 1: it's and it may know that that's why the hotel
Speaker 1: that's because it's a business. Somebody's gonna business trip with
Speaker 1: their work husband clear across the damn country at some
Speaker 1: fucking convention about I don't know boxes or you know,
Speaker 1: long whatever. People have conventions for a job. So so
Speaker 1: you were the other dude in the office that be
Speaker 1: kind of flirting or whatever. Now y'all at this hotel bar,
Speaker 1: because the thing is like, if you go to a
Speaker 1: restaurant and get drunk with you know, if somebody you
Speaker 1: could you know your husband with or you know your
Speaker 1: significant other with, if there's like a like leaving a
Speaker 1: bar being in an uber and be like, okay, we
Speaker 1: need to talk. We this is a mistake by dad.
Speaker 1: Y'all at the hotel bar. And now it's two am,
Speaker 1: so y'all don't left the restaurant. Has a little conversation
Speaker 1: in the uber. Y'all get back at tents from ten
Speaker 1: until too y'all send up talking laughing by D D DA. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're closed, we're closes. Were closed. Well what should we do? Oh,
Speaker 1: we should grab a couple more becauld. You could also
Speaker 1: leave with a drink from a hotel bar. You can
Speaker 1: order two more drinks and then go hang out somewhere
Speaker 1: and now all of a sudden, you're getting a divorce.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. That's why I think that
Speaker 1: they're only the hotel. Also, it's because of that, and
Speaker 1: I also thinking because of um people who work in
Speaker 1: a certain industry, people of the nun because those because
Speaker 1: those those ladies and gentlemen and however they identified. It's
Speaker 1: none of my business. They frequent bars and hotel bars. Lord,
Speaker 1: I sound like my mama, But I've seen it because
Speaker 1: I met a girl who did it. I met a guy,
Speaker 1: I met a businessman who was looking for it. M hm,
Speaker 1: and they both ended up having a good night. I
Speaker 1: guess it's none of my business. All I'm saying is
Speaker 1: is that if you're are it's it's a Fiday at
Speaker 1: the Fouriday in the morning at these local hotels, you
Speaker 1: could be inviting certain situations that don't need to happen,
Speaker 1: because that's the hotel. Bodicles at nine and nine is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You need to make some money. Yeah, but they've been
Speaker 1: open all day. They but Alla says known maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess maybe new. I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: those bars, it's like they do this this. It's usually
Speaker 1: a barn restaurant thing, and it's and it's usually a
Speaker 1: slight brunch into the evening into dinner into like closing
Speaker 1: at nine. So that's why I feel like they've been
Speaker 1: open for enough hours to function, you know, right, But
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I understand enough hours of function, but
Speaker 1: I also understand enough hours to get this chimeny's Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that. That's why I'm having a little bit
Speaker 1: of trouble with with your theory around them trying to
Speaker 1: hold America's marriages together just because they would they have
Speaker 1: to be making so much that has to be leaving
Speaker 1: someone on the table. No, I don't think it's about
Speaker 1: keeping marriages together. I think they don't want to be
Speaker 1: a participating factor, no precipitating factor, in what breaks one up. Okay,
Speaker 1: you see what I'm saying. Yeah, so they don't want
Speaker 1: people being like after you stayed at the Ramada, right,
Speaker 1: we were never the same, right, don't start none won't
Speaker 1: be un m hmmm. So we're gonna close that, We're
Speaker 1: gonna shut this bar down at a good Christian nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you dumb ass to call your wife and go to bed,
Speaker 1: which is crazy because it's really midnight, that nothing good
Speaker 1: happens after. I feel like ten and eleven are still
Speaker 1: reasonable hours for a nightcap, not if you got to
Speaker 1: go to a conference in the morning, conference and all
Speaker 1: of that. You know what I'm saying. I see what
Speaker 1: you're saying. That makes sense. Now, so you've got a conference,
Speaker 1: you gotta be out there with your badge and that binder.
Speaker 1: You know who doesn't have to worry about these problems
Speaker 1: at all, saying an Airbnb, airb and bees, Okay, there
Speaker 1: is no Airbnb bar. If there is, it's a bar
Speaker 1: that's in the house that you already invited the person too,
Speaker 1: so you already doing wrong. Okay, there's no temptation. Okay,
Speaker 1: but we have to acknowledge the furniture, and Airbnb is
Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable doll furniture airbnbs I've been in lately. Bitch,
Speaker 1: where is the rest of his couch? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see that. There's some of them try to
Speaker 1: be too stylized, minimalist. That's my thing is. I will
Speaker 1: say that that is a point you've brought up that
Speaker 1: I completely agree with. Where I've stayed a couple of
Speaker 1: places where I'm like, you know, you're not a Buddhist.
Speaker 1: Whoa you? You were just being cheap because the stuff
Speaker 1: is from Ikea, so you could have got a little
Speaker 1: extra I kea in here. You could have already was
Speaker 1: once smooth trip to Rooms to Go. All you needed
Speaker 1: was a shiny rent a center. Okay, let's say I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say, you know, rooms to Go, You're
Speaker 1: a rent center, Hella Ethan Allen in this bitch. Okay,
Speaker 1: buy some real fucking couches. The ship is a suntan.
Speaker 1: How about in the couch on the floor at the
Speaker 1: same time, and I'm bout I was like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not. I'm like, I'm not a tiny woman,
Speaker 1: but I've never been cut out of a house either.
Speaker 1: So and look not to not to take away from
Speaker 1: the point that you just made, because I do agree
Speaker 1: with that. But if you're looking for, like I said
Speaker 1: in the beginning, decore, hotels aren't making strong choices. If
Speaker 1: you're looking for decore, you need to go home. Why
Speaker 1: are you worried about the decor and somewhere to ate
Speaker 1: your house the bed, visit somewhere. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: not gonna be nice when I'm saying is if you're
Speaker 1: not gonna get pick a hotel because of the lamps
Speaker 1: they have, you don't really need a hotel that bad.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. If the art on the wall,
Speaker 1: because I've got to some Airbnb's that has something. I mean,
Speaker 1: the worst art I'm seeing some place terrible decorating has
Speaker 1: been an Airbnb's terrible decorating. The number of times I'm
Speaker 1: saying somewhere, I'm like, oh, this is is a bachelor.
Speaker 1: It's giving you very much, first apartment, it's some of
Speaker 1: you my first department, first good job. It is giving
Speaker 1: you back to the path. It's giving you somebody. It's
Speaker 1: like a one just one overview of a page on Pinterest.
Speaker 1: One's like, yes, everything should be great. Everything is great.
Speaker 1: This this this is my other issue. Right, I understand.
Speaker 1: I'm completely completely with you on the drawbacks of how
Speaker 1: people individually run their airbnbas. You get people who are like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: I got just enough forks for the people who rented
Speaker 1: the airbnb. Like, I'm I'm with you there. I will
Speaker 1: say that there are hotels where if you don't want
Speaker 1: to just be in the common area with everybody, if
Speaker 1: you don't want to be sitting in the lobby talking.
Speaker 1: The room itself is a lot of times, depending on
Speaker 1: depending on your stay, is not equipped to have a
Speaker 1: get together in the room. Right, So maybe you have
Speaker 1: three or four friends that want to hang out with
Speaker 1: you while you're in your room, but you have a
Speaker 1: twin bed, uh, you have a little couch or seat
Speaker 1: sofa situation in front of a TV. And then that
Speaker 1: that fourth person fifth, if you're feeling crazy, is standing
Speaker 1: you planning to get together in a space that could
Speaker 1: not accommodate. You know, can accommodate depends on the size
Speaker 1: of Airbnb that you're in. Because I've been an Airbnb
Speaker 1: is where it's like when I first started, when they
Speaker 1: first started doing them. The first one I was ever in,
Speaker 1: this girl was renting her room but she had a roommate,
Speaker 1: which was the most disrespectful fact. What the best person
Speaker 1: of being in that space was my home was making
Speaker 1: the bed and found the bottles and it was like
Speaker 1: kind of bottle on the side of the bed and
Speaker 1: I was like, what's this And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I bet it's loup and he said what he said
Speaker 1: her flu, it's just somebody who's disgusted by feet. So
Speaker 1: that bottle of look the girl or him the funk
Speaker 1: out and the mind you he's an e M T.
Speaker 1: He's been covered with everybodily fluid from the person has
Speaker 1: been on his body at feet are still disgusting to him.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I feel like this is the
Speaker 1: thing that you just think makes you interesting. I don't
Speaker 1: know what this is for. Um. Also, it's like you've
Speaker 1: been covering multiple bodily fluids of different and it's like,
Speaker 1: can still be like feet? Oh? And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't leave you. I love you. I've said this to
Speaker 1: his face. I love you, but I don't believe you. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to squeeze four people and to a
Speaker 1: hotel room that you know it's not big enough, that's
Speaker 1: your own fault. You don't want to try to put
Speaker 1: on the people in a little last room. I understand,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying I'm not I'm not saying you
Speaker 1: should do it and be surprised. I'm saying that if
Speaker 1: two people try to do it, the likelihood that one
Speaker 1: of them would be able to do it is leaning
Speaker 1: on the Airbnb side, But that depends on the size
Speaker 1: Airbnb that you've got. That's how an Airbnb that you have?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. There's apartments in New York
Speaker 1: where people can't get four people in their apartment. Only
Speaker 1: when you get three people in this bitches wanna speaker phone. No. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: not the hotel thing that you that you mentioned earlier,
Speaker 1: which I do think it is a drawback of hotels.
Speaker 1: Hotels are getting pretty high and mighty with these prices, yo.
Speaker 1: Knowing that Airbnbs are out there as well and you're
Speaker 1: still gonna raise the prices is high. And not only that,
Speaker 1: did you forget that we were just in a pandemic
Speaker 1: and nobody was staying in these but just also where
Speaker 1: where where were you when you were thinking, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna charge more, but I'm gonna clean the room
Speaker 1: whenever I feel like it. I also clean my own room.
Speaker 1: And it's not even a thing of like this is
Speaker 1: this is my thing. What I will do is if
Speaker 1: I am staying in a hotel every depending on how
Speaker 1: long I'm staying, if I know I'm gonna be staying
Speaker 1: for a while, Let's say I'm staying somewhere for two weeks,
Speaker 1: Like let's say I'm staying there for a stint, right,
Speaker 1: every three days, I'll let somebody clean my room, but
Speaker 1: I clean my room every day, or I'll if it
Speaker 1: if it gets to the point where I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: let's say I'm in a situation where my room isn't
Speaker 1: that big so there's not too much to clean up,
Speaker 1: then it's every five days. Because there have been sometimes
Speaker 1: where I'm like, look, I'm gonna I'm gonna have this person.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let this person come clean the room just
Speaker 1: so they can get ahead start on their day, because
Speaker 1: i know it would be too junkie to clean up
Speaker 1: all at once when I leave, So I'm a day
Speaker 1: away from leaving, so let me go ahead and let
Speaker 1: them like clean the room in a way that's like
Speaker 1: like just taking out the trash and stuff so that's
Speaker 1: not stinky in here or anything like that. Like, well,
Speaker 1: I'll put the I clean my room every day, right,
Speaker 1: like what I'll do. Like when I was in a
Speaker 1: Melbourne I think it was like fourteen days, but it
Speaker 1: was like almost like an extended day, like it was
Speaker 1: a full kitchen in there. Also, like if you're not
Speaker 1: somebody who's ever been in a hotel, for like two weeks.
Speaker 1: There's something weird about being in a hotel for more
Speaker 1: than like four days, because now it's like, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: a resident of this, like somebody sending my mail here
Speaker 1: like calm, I'm mama, I live here now. Like being
Speaker 1: at a hotel for too long, it does give you
Speaker 1: like a weird feeling and I can't describe it. That's
Speaker 1: why if I'm especially if I'm staying at an extended stay, right,
Speaker 1: it's specifically this hotel just because they have a lot
Speaker 1: of kitchen nets and stuff like that. Once I use
Speaker 1: the kitchen net, we're in a whole different room. Now. Yes,
Speaker 1: like popping popcorns one thing, but once I actually make
Speaker 1: eggs here, I live here now, yes, you understand. And
Speaker 1: I've stayed in the sweet yeah, and it's like it's
Speaker 1: like you know you moved here, yes, like an extended
Speaker 1: So I've been an extended because I was we were
Speaker 1: on the road, and so after a while you're like,
Speaker 1: I can't the way just coming into a room with
Speaker 1: two beds and a TV night after night after night,
Speaker 1: and every day it's a different hotel. You're like your
Speaker 1: brain just goes what the fund is happening. So if
Speaker 1: you're gonna be somewhere for a long time, when you
Speaker 1: have it, when you're in it, I think we were
Speaker 1: in like fun where we are we like somewhere in
Speaker 1: New England where not only was it a sweet, it
Speaker 1: was a sweet with the kitchen. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: at a one bedroom apartment. You know what else is
Speaker 1: a one bedroom apartment? Airbnb? A you already know, but
Speaker 1: you don't need Airbnb? Is because we have extended days?
Speaker 1: Maybe girl, not everywhere I wanted an extended state before,
Speaker 1: and there was not one in the area I've been.
Speaker 1: But also every extended day is not nice, yea. Some
Speaker 1: some of them are the quality barriers. You can work
Speaker 1: around and be at the wrong extended day, and you
Speaker 1: know you're at the wrong extended say when there's too
Speaker 1: many people outside. There is something about that that I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. But anytime I've got a
Speaker 1: hotel and everything's everything's fine when I check it right,
Speaker 1: and then I go back after the show and there's
Speaker 1: just like team people outside smoking, Like so do they
Speaker 1: know each other or like it'll always be just loud
Speaker 1: enough that I'm like, I cannot tell if they're having
Speaker 1: fun or if it's about to pop off. They don't
Speaker 1: know either. And that's also a problem because it will
Speaker 1: be too many people because you ever see those fights, like, um,
Speaker 1: there there was this fight that I saw online that
Speaker 1: that that happened where there was a way in. There
Speaker 1: was a boxing way in for like an independent promotion. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this was not a fight. This wasn't a street fight.
Speaker 1: This was an actual professional bike boxing match. This this
Speaker 1: is a professional boxing match way in, right, But it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not a promotion you would be familiar with or anything.
Speaker 1: It turned into a street fight later because a guy
Speaker 1: who wants to fight one of the guys who's about
Speaker 1: to fight, right, So I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: everybody's names. I just know that. And then Billy wants
Speaker 1: to fight Ricky Bill. He wants to fight Ricky, but
Speaker 1: he can't fight him this weekend because Ricky's fighting Bobby, right.
Speaker 1: Uh So then he gets into it with them post
Speaker 1: press conference and like throws a drink in his face
Speaker 1: or whatever and then goes to walk out. Now, a
Speaker 1: couple of people affiliated or not followed him out, Okay,
Speaker 1: and then the people who followed about now there's just
Speaker 1: first of all, there's too many people for a quote
Speaker 1: unquote good fight, because it's just gonna be too much confusion.
Speaker 1: But now outside this hotel, because that's also what revealed
Speaker 1: they were at the hotel because it looked like a
Speaker 1: very professional. It looked like a very because you can
Speaker 1: only see the what do you call the thing that
Speaker 1: people take pictures in front of on a red car. Okay,
Speaker 1: because the step and repeat for the press conference is
Speaker 1: so big, it looks like a legitimate weigh in. It's
Speaker 1: not until it's not until the cameras follow the people
Speaker 1: that followed the guy out that through the drake that
Speaker 1: you see that like, oh, y'all are in like holiday
Speaker 1: in Express, y'all are super right. He gets outside and
Speaker 1: even when they got outside, they gotta walk around cars
Speaker 1: that are parked and stuff like that. And then some
Speaker 1: people like you know, try to try to rush him
Speaker 1: and everything, and you know, he got he got he
Speaker 1: got clocked one good time, um, which you know he
Speaker 1: had coming because he threw the drink as a cheap
Speaker 1: shot and whatever, go ahead, sorry, But then they as
Speaker 1: they're walking away, I'm just like that is the vibe
Speaker 1: when I get back from a show. Sometimes I'm staying
Speaker 1: at a hotel. It's just nineteen dudes outside, and like,
Speaker 1: some of them are laughing, but some of them are like, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: one time I left this is I probably shouldn't tell
Speaker 1: a story, but one time when I was in college,
Speaker 1: I can't remember I was. I was at some bar
Speaker 1: and I straight up left the bar because there was
Speaker 1: a guy. I was with my friends, but we were
Speaker 1: close to campus, and there was a guy. Two big
Speaker 1: old dudes, right, big big dudes, and the guy said.
Speaker 1: One guy said something to the other and he was laughing,
Speaker 1: and the other guy just kept saying, wait what did
Speaker 1: you say? And it was loud in there, right, so
Speaker 1: he was like, wait, what did you say? And honestly,
Speaker 1: I just didn't like the way he kept asking, wait
Speaker 1: what did you say? So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't drink, I have no reason to be here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and walk out now. I'm good.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't sit and stay and wait to
Speaker 1: see and you know what I mean. And then what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they fought. They fought the yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it was just like it was one of those things
Speaker 1: where I was like, because they're gonna first of all,
Speaker 1: there they both look a little drunk, so one of
Speaker 1: them is gonna miss and hit me because I'm sitting
Speaker 1: next to this dude and seeing. That's the other reason
Speaker 1: at hotel bars can't stay open that late, because also
Speaker 1: have to remember, this is a bunch of different people
Speaker 1: from a bunch of different places. M So you don't
Speaker 1: they could get describing in here for anything because they're
Speaker 1: not even from they're not from Evansville, Indiana. They're just
Speaker 1: here for this dentist conference. And the last thing you
Speaker 1: need is because the people frequent the bar every night,
Speaker 1: every night of the conference, they're gonna be at the bar.
Speaker 1: The last thing you need is somebody to come to
Speaker 1: the bar and be like, Okay, three O nine, I'll
Speaker 1: see you later, right, I'll see you later through oh nine.
Speaker 1: The things that the airbnb is somebody just like here
Speaker 1: and you're kind of just left to your own devices. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I I understand that's a huge drawback. There's no supervision
Speaker 1: at an airbnb, and there's sometimes too much supervision at
Speaker 1: a hotel. Like sometimes you know, we're just trying to
Speaker 1: get that you picked your food up, trying to get
Speaker 1: to your room, and all of a sudden, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I've got my food and my stuff. Oh funk, I
Speaker 1: can't get upstairs and us I use my card to
Speaker 1: put the thing on the fucking elevator, Like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Let me go to my fucking room. Because some hotels
Speaker 1: you just have to hit the thing and then you
Speaker 1: can press any floor. All their hotels, you hit the ship.
Speaker 1: You can only press your floor. Yeah, so they're on
Speaker 1: an elevator and it's like there's for you, and there's like,
Speaker 1: ok okay, well I'm on seven, and then you're on eighteen,
Speaker 1: and then you're on twenty six, and then you're on seven.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is completely fucking I gotta understand it
Speaker 1: is for my security at my well being, but in
Speaker 1: this moment right now, that ship is annoying. So I
Speaker 1: think there's the other thing with Airbnb is it's like
Speaker 1: you're it's oh, ship, I don't have any I forgot
Speaker 1: my toothpaste and the AIRBBI passed out hotel, go downstairs
Speaker 1: and give you a toothbrush toothpaste, right, and now something
Speaker 1: I love the little hotel that has like the little
Speaker 1: um the little convenience story in it, but I always
Speaker 1: think it's weird. I finally was at a hotel that
Speaker 1: had a little convenience story in it that had condoms,
Speaker 1: because I was like, why the funk don't y'all have condoms?
Speaker 1: You got a sewing kit, you gotta lit roller, you
Speaker 1: got spray lights, al, you got milk fucking dinners. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is what's happening though at at at
Speaker 1: at least an airbnb's, they don't they don't have condoms
Speaker 1: because they at least have a reason. You can tell
Speaker 1: when somebody actually lives to the Airbnb that you're staying at,
Speaker 1: and when somebody is running a chain of Airbnb's, you know,
Speaker 1: like a like, um oh yeah, you can tell it.
Speaker 1: It's someone being like listen, I'm renting out my place
Speaker 1: that I live. Yeah, please please please, like I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. And if you do, I get it,
Speaker 1: and and and and hey, if y'all are in love
Speaker 1: and there's your honeymoon, wee get I'm happy for you. Please. Oh, like,
Speaker 1: I have to live here, so just don't make any memories.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, no no no. You were the
Speaker 1: one that let people sleep in your the two grown
Speaker 1: adults sleep in your bed for four days. I don't
Speaker 1: think you're wrong. I don't think you're wrong. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I think that's the thought process that they have,
Speaker 1: Oh the airbnb like owner person doing the Airbnb that
Speaker 1: they hope nobody's in here making whoopee? Is that what
Speaker 1: the fun you think is happening? I'm saying I think
Speaker 1: that that's what they would they you can't, you can't.
Speaker 1: There's no thing. They say, no parties, they say, no whatever,
Speaker 1: But there there's nothing in airbnb where you have to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, listen, y'all, don't don't do. You can't
Speaker 1: like a dance chaperone your way through an Airbnb. All right,
Speaker 1: A no touching? You know what I mean. Leave? You
Speaker 1: know you can't do you can't go no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I know that you paid this money to
Speaker 1: stay in my house for five days, you and your spouse,
Speaker 1: But I have to sleep in this bed as well,
Speaker 1: so please don't have sex. No. What you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to do is change them sheets then you come back.
Speaker 1: That's what's going to have to happen. I'm completely with you.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I think that they think that you think
Speaker 1: that they don't want people sucking in that bad I
Speaker 1: think so. I think some people don't care, but I
Speaker 1: think there are people out there who are like, oh man,
Speaker 1: well this this is why I will say. Though, for
Speaker 1: the Airbnb side of it, I understand you're saying that
Speaker 1: you can't care, and I agree with you that you
Speaker 1: can't care, but you also know people aren't reasonable. And
Speaker 1: you also have to know that if you say no parties,
Speaker 1: people will have a party. You can't you can't delegate
Speaker 1: who comes up in that bitch. Yeah. What you have
Speaker 1: to do, is the owner that Airbnb is that you
Speaker 1: have to put a waterproof mattress cover on your mattress
Speaker 1: mm hmm, and then put a pillow top on top
Speaker 1: of that, and then put some sheets on that bed
Speaker 1: because you decided to rent out your house and you
Speaker 1: decided to let people sleep on your mattress. Who And
Speaker 1: see that's the other because like think about hotels, you
Speaker 1: always have to like, okay, other people stepping in this bed.
Speaker 1: But if you're an Airbnb, other people slept in that bed,
Speaker 1: You're in somebody else's bad. Airbnb is just uber Okay,
Speaker 1: it's just left m hm with beds. It's just Uber
Speaker 1: with beds, and it's just Uber with bed So if
Speaker 1: you have an inch with people having sex in your bed,
Speaker 1: then you don't need to have Airbnb. Or what needs
Speaker 1: to happen is you need to have another closet in
Speaker 1: your house big enough, or area in your house big
Speaker 1: enough to store your own mattress, like a Murphy bed situation,
Speaker 1: but only for you, right, hidden bookcase with your mattresses.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. But other than that, this is this
Speaker 1: is not going to work. So let's ask the listeners
Speaker 1: because honestly, once this has been a very civil, factual conversation,
Speaker 1: I realized I had to go comfort your neck at
Speaker 1: all this time. Yeah yeah, yeah really, like truly, I
Speaker 1: think some people listening might be disappointed. I might, But
Speaker 1: I have therapy this morning. So if I catch you
Speaker 1: all your therapy days, I'm winning every one of them,
Speaker 1: all right. If I'm catching you sin, if I'm catching
Speaker 1: if I'm catching you centered, there's no there's no hope
Speaker 1: for you. If I'm catching you at peace, at peace,
Speaker 1: say if I catch you at peace, oh oh no,
Speaker 1: I hate it for you. I hate it for you,
Speaker 1: and I love it for you. I'm happy for you,
Speaker 1: and I'm sad for you. But look, listen, if you're
Speaker 1: catch you at peace, I was this is something that's
Speaker 1: close to my heart. I didn't I guess that today
Speaker 1: I felt like, you know, let's really talk about this
Speaker 1: as opposed to because this is a conversation that I
Speaker 1: have with myself on a regular basis, like where am
Speaker 1: I going to stay? Right? Okay? Okay, So I was
Speaker 1: really invested in this conversation today because I'm just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what do I prefer? M hmm. Because the other thing
Speaker 1: that I feel like what airbnbs is I feel like
Speaker 1: that when I'm in a hotel, it feels generic, it
Speaker 1: feels sanitized. I know I'm not the first person in here,
Speaker 1: but I feel like, m hmm, all of this has
Speaker 1: been set up for me. Okay. So it really comes
Speaker 1: down to and and this is for the listener, as
Speaker 1: you're making your decisions right right, regardless of our arguments,
Speaker 1: do you prefer this is something an extra question I
Speaker 1: ask yourself. I'm not changing the scenario. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: do you prefer something that feels homey and lived in
Speaker 1: or something that feels fresh for you? On your trips?
Speaker 1: You know, and I do like a homey feel. I
Speaker 1: like I like feeling like, oh hey, I'm visiting with
Speaker 1: friends at a friend's house, or I'm you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Here's the thing with the airbnb. You never,
Speaker 1: depending on how the person runs it, vibe in that place.
Speaker 1: It could beat, it could feel fresh for me, or
Speaker 1: I could feel lived in and homie. I've been an
Speaker 1: airbnbs that were so sanitary. There's not sanitary. There were
Speaker 1: so you could tell that nothing went into this. You
Speaker 1: threw a TV up the bed. I could. It's on stilts,
Speaker 1: and it's like that's it, you know, put some towels
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. It's like I did what I needed
Speaker 1: to do. It feels like someone never lived here, right,
Speaker 1: you know what. Let's go this over to the listeners.
Speaker 1: You know, because they travel, okay, they're they're worldly people
Speaker 1: and and I want to know from you. Let us know, um,
Speaker 1: you know, are you down with an airbnb? Do you
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