WEBVTT - "Corrine is A Killah!" With Fortune Feimster and Paget Brewster 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:09.240 No entering notice dot com. Oh my gosh, somebody's turning 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:15.480 one ladies night today. Oh ship, that makes me so excited. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:22.920 You ax up this rule fortune? Will you accept my rosey? Girl? 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:38.840 Oh Mark Rivers, will you accept this rouse? I got 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:43.960 hell and welcome to a very special birthday edition of 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:51.479 Willy Kept This Rose. Happy Birthday. We are having a party. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:56.240 We are all dressed up with drunk we are I 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.279 am sitting here. My name is Art Marine. I am 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.200 the host of this ship show that is one year 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:06.399 old day. First of all, so excited to have with 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:10.800 me my co host of the festivities. She's got lotion out, 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.240 so it must be time to jerkat put your heads 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:21.399 together for aaron, what kind of intro? I just sat 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:23.040 down and they were having to be a bottle of 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.720 that that that reminds me of my brother. I didn't 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.000 know why my brother suddenly started having a lot of 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.119 lotion at his bedside table at the age of sixteen, 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:38.040 but I found out later elbows so much dry elbows? 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:43.720 Or in Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, year ago, we were 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.720 torturing Eddie peppatone long distance. We were and we were 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:51.960 at your condo, and uh did you ever think we 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.560 this is to me. It's become the most important thing 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:58.440 in my life. I knew, I knew it was something. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.200 I just said yes because I wanted to hang out 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:03.440 with you for another hour during the week. But the 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:09.400 podcast has grown spiritually, emotionally in physics. Um okay, well, 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.120 I'm so proud that you're here and thank you, thank 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.680 you for the opportunity to be here. We have our 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:18.520 Secretary of State. She looked so beautiful in her head dress. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.920 She's got pretty bangs in her eyelashes are killing it, 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:31.360 Paget secretary. Clap from Paget Pagett. I think now you 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.600 probably came in. I think he came in around episode 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.720 five or six last. Yes, it was not I was 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.240 not here for the original you know what, because Eddie 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.080 Peppertone was. I mean the fact that he did. He 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.679 did an entire season and wanted to kill himself for 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:54.480 every eight he actually watched the entire He watched the 0:02:54.720 --> 0:03:00.600 entire Bend season. Can you imagine a more boring? So boring? 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.480 And do either of you ladies have anything you want 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.720 to plug before we get going? I'm on criminal minds. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:13.200 Yea fair but fair, Yes, I will be in San 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.400 Antonio at the L O L Comedy Club this Thursday 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:23.600 through Sunday. Hello, well, miss Paget. Criminal minds, shooting, Criminal minds, 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.720 Shooting Criminal Minds. I love that. I love that. I 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.560 love having a job. I love it. You know what, 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:31.359 I need a job and moving. I saw you on SASS. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:36.760 You're awesome. Thank you so much. I found out over 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:40.080 the holidays that my friend's dad's what shameless because they 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:44.400 told my mom that they saw my titty. You know, 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:47.560 I feel like that's like the entry fee for shameless. 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.480 It's like and I almost got off the equivalent. It's 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.680 almost like just an ass and aside to it felt 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.600 like the equivalent of like a high five to get 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:56.280 onto showtime. That wasn't listen if you got it, flawn 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.200 it girl. Half of that body is fit and I'm kidding. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.680 I have real heavy boobs, and I just kept trying 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.840 to reach up for things to try. You want to? 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.920 You want to? Yeah, I'm like looking for things like 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:12.800 what's on this ciling? Not not my my boots on 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:17.760 the I can't reach as high as possible, and nothing happened. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.080 I did not even even in high school, I could 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:22.520 hold like a shower like a shampoo bottle in them. 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:26.440 I've never had perky boots. Sorry, I guess what America. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.279 We have a very for ladies Night today it is 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:36.440 ladies night for birthday. We have with us my friend 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.279 who I know from Chelsea Lately but she's also on 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.680 the Mindy Project. Put your hands together for the very 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:48.320 Sexy Fortune Thieves Sexy. Oh my god, you're a sexy. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:52.520 You're definitely sexy with that is wearing a pink o 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:57.880 energy What are these like? Bachelorrette Arden got them for us, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:01.200 You're party a party, I got them for us, favorite party, 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:05.359 Favorite and antenna. Are you? Are you enjoying this overall 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.880 the season the Bachelor? I am. I mean we're only 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.360 two episodes in, but it's pretty gad, it's pretty great. 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.560 Nick's just making I mean last night he just went 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.600 for it, just making out with everybody. Now you have 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.080 a you have a lady who now who's not as 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:22.200 into it? Well, yeah, I mean that's putting it lightly. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:31.320 She's a teach into it. Does that curb your like? 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.880 Do you have to and watch it when she's not there? No? 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.320 I'm like, I'm coming home and we're watching the Bachelor 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.880 and she's just she's a lovely, lovely girlfriend. So she 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.039 puts up with it. And do you have anything that 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.480 you want to plug? My queen. Let's see, I'm in 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:51.080 Idaho this weekend. Yeah girl, la riot next Friday night? 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.800 Hey girl a uh do you see at the end 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:57.520 of the month go to Fortune Themes dot com. Yeah? Yeah. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:03.159 A final intro. She really the person to whom the 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.880 hell of the cia over here at Will you accept 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.080 this rose podcast? The person that that okayd this podcast? 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.760 It would never exist. She baked a cake for our birthday. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.719 She put a rose on it. She made me a 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:22.800 Will's Adams ornament for my holiday party. Let's be saying 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:26.400 happy birthday to us, Katie, thank you so much for everything. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.000 Let's do a night can we seeing happy birthday too? 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:30.480 Will you accept this rose? You don't have to pay 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:34.160 royalties anyone, do you know? No, we don't. Paul McCartney 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.640 owned that for a while. We should just send we 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:40.080 can descend Paul McCartney a titty shot of my my 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:44.640 seventeen year old holding a shampoo bottom. Do you think 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.760 your lady will come around with the batch? I think so. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:07:08.760 Wellday to happyday to you, except this rose happy birthday. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:18.920 Oh yeah, Nash, Oh my god, Oh my god. Cake, 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.680 Oh my god, I might have ben more of a visual, 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.320 but we'll take it. Oh my god, I have a 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.280 picture on it next to a bottle of sudden. We 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:30.720 just started saying, it has a bottle of lotion next 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:34.480 the cake, and creepy. Anyone listening would have no idea 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.680 that a cake just came right in front of the 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.600 probably said that we slipped a cake with a candle 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.560 on it, and a cake that Katie baked. You baked 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.040 that I was like from scratch right, Oh my god, 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.640 not even like a like a Betty stiffers. What do 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:52.840 they call it? Crocker crack? That you didn't do it 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:56.160 from scratch with flour and eggs, and I got that little, 0:07:56.200 --> 0:08:00.240 perfect size cake. I don't know what that is. That's 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.400 I feel like you are a baker? Are you a baker? 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.960 When you hear Betty stuff? I've tried, It's not for me. 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.200 I'd like to make possible, I do. I'm too lazy 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.400 to wait to oatmeal. You can see you're good, you can. 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:16.000 I mean instant and literally was like instant from grain. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.280 That's it. Did you get to answer that question. We interrupted, 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.600 Chris singing if you think she'll come around, well, in 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:28.320 her defense, she falls asleep during everything, any and everything. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.600 It could be like the world's Greatest movie. You know 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.680 that's the best. You're not going to get judged. So 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:37.400 she lasts about thirty minutes where she's like, oh my god, 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:42.559 are you this is ridicuous? And then yeah, okay, all right, 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.200 we're going to get to the show. And I just 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.040 want to say, coming up at the end, it's our 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.800 first week of tweet of the week. We're going to 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:50.480 vote for tweet to the week. Coming up, we have 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.280 a few and I want to also give a special 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.760 shout out to one of our fans, Casey run In. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:58.560 He's on Twitter as at Foxy kind of Stand. He 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.280 sent us the most magical fan art, which is going 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.600 to be posted on our Facebook page. He is, and 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.840 he's going to be updating it. He's made a painting. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.000 He's making a painting for us of all of our 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.400 picks with the drunk shark in the middle of her 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:16.240 high That's amazing. Yes, thank you, Casey Runing. Okay, you guys, 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:20.640 Nick Week number two. First of all, I just want 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:24.000 to start out with Franco the wedding photographer. Oh my god, 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.920 he was the best part of this. There's no way 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:33.640 he's a photographer. Those phones were terrible thing. There's no way, 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.760 no way makes eyes would be closed and like half 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.760 of the pure they feel like they're like, who can 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.679 we pay the least? Like who's not in a union here? 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.559 Let's go wake up the homeless guy from out back 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:52.160 Bahama one A producers like, boyfriend, I think you're right, 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:53.960 I think you're right. I felt like it was like 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.880 Matthew mcconnie, he's like younger brother. That was like, I'm 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:00.720 going to break into show business. He's like, oh my dick, 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:08.000 I'm so sorry fell out again. I was sure they didn't. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.120 Sure didn't even try to make him look like a 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:13.200 real wedding for tographer, like the world famous Franco, Like 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:15.240 what if that guy with his dick falling out of 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.480 his his like floral one d came to like any 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:22.920 bride anyone's wedding? Have we researched his prior work? It 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:26.200 was such a character. I mean, it was hysterical and 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.480 I do feel like the overall theme of this week 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:31.080 because he so. The first question was when you do 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:35.559 get to time, you take advantage of it. Understand That's 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:39.559 what he said. It's like it just feels like your 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.880 kitties out like Nick just picked. He picked a Nick 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:47.400 like corint like this was the week of validating. It 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.160 made Nick like a look like a dirt bag he did. 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:52.840 I was like, because I feel like he redeemed himself 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.800 during The Bachelor in Paradise and this seemed like, you 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:59.160 know that guy that just wants to stick his waner 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.120 in something in all of them and all of them, 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:06.280 all of those things, because they're like, they're like, Nick 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.880 doesn't want that. I'm like, you've just met I know 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:13.199 to me saying that he doesn't want a blonde twenty 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.839 four year old who's putting her kids in his face. Well, 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:19.320 the girls, the girl who kept saying that to who 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.440 I think may actually be the most blocked up is 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:24.400 the girl that's the therapist, Like who like that? It's 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.800 like the specialty in connection, Like how fucked up are 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:29.160 you if you actually are a therapist and you go 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:33.199 on The Bachelor like about connection and then she keeps 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.720 reading more into him than is there, like he's not 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.959 that guy there. Exchange was one of the funniest when 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:41.240 she was like, well, you know, I got my I 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.640 got my Bachelor, and then I got I went right 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:48.280 to my masters, did not pasco, did not collect. And 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.760 then and then you know, she basically just said the 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.000 title of her master's and then it cut to She's like, 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:58.160 we had a really stimulating intellectual casting your degrees. He 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:02.160 likes my brain. It's like yeah. He was like, I 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.520 hope he comes back around to me because he thinks 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:08.200 my brand is hot. It's like and then he the 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:13.199 k So we started with Karn starts out by saying, 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.959 I've never been a bride'smaid. I guess I'm just a 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.800 natural born bride. Or maybe you don't have any friends. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:23.679 I would ask you. She has no friends. So they 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.480 all all everybody gets in always a bridesmaid. So they 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:32.160 take three Chrysler convertibles up through like Hidden Hill, three 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:36.880 baby Chrysler just by chance, no reason, just getting these 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.520 cars randomly. It was like, is that a real car? 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.480 I've ever seen that car? I promise we're not getting 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.360 paid for this. And they all walk out there like 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.520 they know they're getting wedding shots and they all walk 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.880 was was like short like Daisy Duke short shorts mandatory, 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:55.520 Like they all walked out and the mile high ESPA drills, 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.640 the mile high aspirtals and the short shorts. They all 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:01.839 and they run into the into the mansion. They don't knock, 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.160 they don't like ring the bell. They just run in 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:08.000 in short shorts, like a sea of It was every 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:11.680 every episode, every year. When it's the women, they run 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:14.880 they know no one is just like they can't contain. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:16.959 It's like that moment where you're like so excited for 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:18.880 the show, but then as a woman, you're like, oh, 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:25.080 I'm breaking inside, just like you're like, this is so embarrassed, 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.160 and this is so embarrassing. It makes me so excited 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:29.360 to listen to your talk and watch your ear things 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:33.439 go back and forth with his kiss me um, so 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.120 what I like? Also Franco side, he kind of looked 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.079 to me like like a young billy Bob Thornton when 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:40.920 he wont at the Golden Globes and he was wearing 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.559 a shirt that looks like it was made out of 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:45.080 the City of Los Angeles flag, which is the ugliest 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.680 flag you will ever Are you talking about the photographer, Franco, 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:51.839 what is the City of Los Angeles flag really because 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.360 he was wearing he I thought it was Freddie Mercury 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.560 for a minute there, Oh yeah, and then just like 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:00.720 what did they get an imperson a nator? And what 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.880 what did he have an accent? I just couldn't figure 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.680 out what was I like that he definitely had an accent. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:11.160 But her friend from nowhere impritugued those are photographs. I'm 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.240 sorry those were that's not a photographer. There's no way 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:18.200 he said everything he would as the city of Los Angeles. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:23.520 I've never seen that flag. It's not good, it's not um. 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.040 So then they had that girl the Adam and Eve bride, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.600 no top and she's the one with the shortest hair, 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.560 so they had to put extensions in it. And I 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.160 like that, Like that was the one people were vying for. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.680 Like everyone was like, oh ship, why didn't I get 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.480 to be it's the camel moment? Why didn't I Why 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:42.200 didn't I think of the camel? Why didn't I want 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:45.640 to wear a leaf? Like nactional television. Wren was so 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:49.480 excited until she realized someone had less. She had less 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.760 because she thought she was the sluttiest, hottest, and then 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:56.000 she realized, oh watching her have a breakdown, Oh, my god. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:59.480 When leaf Lady came out, Oh my god, just a 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:04.080 pet lent because the little because the girl are really cute. Tush, 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:08.200 she really so that's what I picked number two or 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:15.000 number one, and then I think it's Brittany, Brittany little 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.680 tush and I already mispicked the doula, so I thought, well, 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:22.120 maybe Brittany leaf Lady will get some air to I 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:25.400 didn't know the story. I didn't know that we originally 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:29.120 just picked from photographs. Then we amended last week. We 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:33.120 have new pigs. Now we have new picks. Um, but 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:38.080 I'm not watching Karin get more and more drunk, getting 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.800 so jealous as they waited to put her out there 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:44.360 was amazing. My favorite moment was when she was like, 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:48.600 you guys, if you came on The Bachelor, you have 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:52.120 to ye that you're just gonna get interrupted. That's what 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.320 being on the Best lars back because we're all here 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:59.840 for Nick. And then her third interruption that she gets 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.680 mean after she interrupted three times she didn't gets interrupted. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:07.680 Oh my god, she interrupted me and then and then 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.640 talk the hugest game and You're like, oh, here it is. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.400 She's gonna like go go to town on this tailor, 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:16.200 and she says down, She's like, and then she said, 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.600 are you okay, because like if you're not okay, that's okay, 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:22.960 that's if you feel all right. So you're talking person, 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.520 you have nothing. She seems so much younger than the 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:30.760 other women like that. She feels so like the other ones. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:35.440 The latest moment though, when you crazy in your third person, 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.160 that's when I go, what is She's okay, we'll get there, 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:42.160 we'll get there, okay. So then we have the dolphin trainer. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.520 She was in the shotgun way. I think the dolphin 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.440 gul We love the dolphin girl. I think she may 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.600 enjoy a glass of wine with dinner. And she started 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:51.520 talking in different accents because when she's like, I'm from Seaquawker's, 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.080 New Jersey. But then she's like, yeah, you know, she 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:59.040 was actually talking like she was Southern as the Shotgun bride. Yes, okay, yeah, 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:03.240 because her assumption is if you get pregnant before wedlock, 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:07.480 here from the South. So she's actually just Anti's house. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.080 But she wasn't. But then she kept talking like that too, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.960 like all day she she stayed somewhat Southern. I think 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:17.560 she's a little unhinged. Yeah, you're right. It felt like 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:22.800 almost like an impression. Yeah, southern uh. And then and 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:25.879 then her true I think so Caucus, and then a 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:29.240 little like um older Jewish woman from the Upper East 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:31.639 Side dipped in and you're like, I don't know where 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:36.240 we're going. I did enjoy her giving her tits a birthday. 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:38.679 That was actually the only thing that's more insane than 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:42.399 I'm throwing a podcast party for your your your one 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:45.159 year birthday for your boobs are boobs, her boobs and 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:48.840 our podcast on the same year old. Yeah, I just 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:52.320 wanted her to be like a little bit more presentable. 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.520 I don't know why, why why I hold the higher 0:17:55.720 --> 0:18:01.239 standard ladies, which all the ladies or for people from 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:07.680 Sicacus you hold to a higher standard. I guess this 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:09.880 is my only note was like this episode I felt 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:12.240 like last last week I was like, oh, it's gonna 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.359 be like the greatest, and this this one, I felt 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:18.440 like I wanted the women to be like a little 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:24.120 smarter and funnier and more to cheer for. We took 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:27.680 a step back with the overall I'm not rooting for 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:30.600 anyone yet. We didn't like, we didn't hear anything from Rachel, 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:33.040 We didn't hear anything from Vanessa, like the ones that 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:36.399 actually seems smart. Vanessa is the French Canadian one that's Rachel. 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.800 Rachel is the one who won the first impression. She 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:41.440 seems like it's going to get to her. This whole thing, 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:45.280 she's gonna have melted the French. Yeah, I think you're 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:48.479 I don't think she has coming Yeah, because I think 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:50.760 she's like, wait a minute, So if you're picking Karen, 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.679 why am I here? Yeah, which is justified. She's supposed 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.879 to fied to think that. That's what I would think. 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:58.760 I would think, Well, this is I we are not 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:04.160 There's no way you can splay attraction as far away 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:09.120 a well Karn is. This is a nasty, spoiled, slutty 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:12.119 little She's had so much work in her face and 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:18.960 she's I mean, what an insecure, rotten hag. Again, I 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:23.680 don't know her, but her behavior is abominable. And he 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:27.160 went for it. He knows, but he knows, he doesn't 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.200 even have to put any work to she's going to 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:32.879 bang her. So that's but that's just played poorly by him. 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:35.560 Then don't give her that date Rose. If he knows 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:38.000 she's a sure thing, he's not playing the game well, 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:40.040 But I also feel like the producers aren't doing him 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.639 any favors if out of the gate, they if they 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.080 knew that a lot of America didn't like him and 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:47.680 maybe didn't watch Bachelor in Paradise, which in theory like 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:50.920 retain so much like I don't have him pick Karin 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:53.880 giving out the first world, like I don't have any 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:56.440 say over that though I don't know if the producers swooping, 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.359 here's what you have to do, but I do not 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:04.639 want to want not the date save you, maybe the bigger, 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:08.199 the bigger one. At the end, it establishes the theme 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:11.480 of you look like a reason, wrong reason? Are you 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:17.040 a horror? Or you like a husband? He's a whore mother? Um? 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:20.119 So then I like that Corinne's face when the Adam 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.040 and Eve girl who had the better body came out. 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:24.680 She was pouting like the Olympic gymnast at the stand 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:26.760 who didn't get the gold. Remember that, like the face 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:29.560 she her face, her pouting checking out the Adam and 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:33.080 Eve girl was amazing. And then she says I will 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.600 punch her in the face. I don't remember what that 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:37.560 was about. She said, I will punch in the face. 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:41.000 She stead yeah, she says, like if she thinks she's 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:44.280 going to use my game, and I literally punch her 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:46.560 in the face. Yeah she did, but I can't remember 0:20:46.600 --> 0:20:48.159 what the beginning of that sentence was, but it was 0:20:48.200 --> 0:20:51.359 basically my Danny's she's okay to punch her in the 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:55.119 face at the beginning of a phrase her dad, and 0:20:55.280 --> 0:20:57.879 that's later that one is coming amazing, I think, I 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:01.040 think creep up whatever. So then we have Nick getting 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:04.920 pictures of everybody. There's everybody basically having to like snuggle 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:08.160 their ass against his dick and like various tuxedo poses, 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:10.760 and the dolphin girl like with his hand up her 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:15.159 couch like getting m and then and then he's like 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:18.280 kissing Danielle. And then the pouty bride's maid who kissed 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:22.680 him and says it tastes like Danielle kissed it was grody. 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:26.280 Who is he? I thought, at least she called attention 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:29.480 to the fact that he's spread and spit around. Yes, 0:21:29.880 --> 0:21:31.800 and she was like, oh, tastes like I thought that 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:35.359 was kind of funny, Danielle. It besides me, it was 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:38.119 the girl that had to play the jealous bride'smaid and 0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:40.360 then she had to kiss him. Well, Danielle was looking 0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:42.360 at Danielle was the one who was the great rack 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:46.360 from last week, who came in with the plunging the Keith, 0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:50.600 the nail salon owner. Um, yes, yes, wait sometimes we 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:52.280 still need a cheat sheet, those of you at home 0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:55.560 following the Jasmine, the backup dancer. She got a little 0:21:55.640 --> 0:22:00.240 ornery too, right, Oh did she this week? Since she 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.200 was last week? She was crying and yelling at herself. 0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:04.159 Now this one, Danielle, this is the one. She's like, 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:05.840 I'm not going to be a bridesmaid, Like I'm going 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:07.920 to get my time with him, remember, because I was like, oh, 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:12.360 I didn't come here to be a bridesmaid. Yeah, none 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:15.400 of the bridesmaids pictures were gonna win. Now of course 0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:17.439 it was going to be a bride yeahah, so they 0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:19.560 were boned out of the gate. The only way anyone 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:22.119 could be Karin was maybe secaucus. If she took her 0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:25.560 whole vagina and put it over she was delivering birth, 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:28.760 I would be the only And then the photographer be like, 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:32.560 you got some my dick. I actually thought the therapist 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:34.720 was going to get the rose, like I thought one 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:38.080 of the girls that actually had like long you mean 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:40.879 after after the whole, after the shoot day, when they 0:22:40.920 --> 0:22:43.000 were all at like a cocktail party that night, and 0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:45.680 then get a date Rose. I guess you're guess. I 0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:47.840 guess if the producers are picking, they're gonna pick Karin 0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:51.520 at the first one. I was. But they had a 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:53.800 good they had their had some women had some good 0:22:53.880 --> 0:22:57.560 chemistry during the photo shoot. I thought Taylor the therapist 0:22:57.920 --> 0:23:00.920 was one of them. Yes, and my and leaf Lady, 0:23:01.040 --> 0:23:05.520 my little lady, she she was cute. But a photographer 0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:10.040 pick yeah, the producer. So this is where Corinne starts 0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:12.680 talking about herself in the third person. She saw she 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:15.200 got very jealous of Adam and Eve and she said, 0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:17.880 quote she's starting to get a little hammered, and she goes, 0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:21.400 I'm gonna make him feel the more corine side of Corinth. 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:24.639 It was. It was we all stopped, put it on 0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:28.600 pause and toasted, and then at my house last night, 0:23:28.640 --> 0:23:30.439 I was like, this is amazing. And then she did 0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:33.400