Speaker 1: No entering notice dot com. Oh my gosh, somebody's turning
Speaker 1: one ladies night today. Oh ship, that makes me so excited.
Speaker 1: You ax up this rule fortune? Will you accept my rosey? Girl?
Speaker 1: Oh Mark Rivers, will you accept this rouse? I got
Speaker 1: hell and welcome to a very special birthday edition of
Speaker 1: Willy Kept This Rose. Happy Birthday. We are having a party.
Speaker 1: We are all dressed up with drunk we are I
Speaker 1: am sitting here. My name is Art Marine. I am
Speaker 1: the host of this ship show that is one year
Speaker 1: old day. First of all, so excited to have with
Speaker 1: me my co host of the festivities. She's got lotion out,
Speaker 1: so it must be time to jerkat put your heads
Speaker 1: together for aaron, what kind of intro? I just sat
Speaker 1: down and they were having to be a bottle of
Speaker 1: that that that reminds me of my brother. I didn't
Speaker 1: know why my brother suddenly started having a lot of
Speaker 1: lotion at his bedside table at the age of sixteen,
Speaker 1: but I found out later elbows so much dry elbows?
Speaker 1: Or in Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, year ago, we were
Speaker 1: torturing Eddie peppatone long distance. We were and we were
Speaker 1: at your condo, and uh did you ever think we
Speaker 1: this is to me. It's become the most important thing
Speaker 1: in my life. I knew, I knew it was something.
Speaker 1: I just said yes because I wanted to hang out
Speaker 1: with you for another hour during the week. But the
Speaker 1: podcast has grown spiritually, emotionally in physics. Um okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud that you're here and thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you for the opportunity to be here. We have our
Speaker 1: Secretary of State. She looked so beautiful in her head dress.
Speaker 1: She's got pretty bangs in her eyelashes are killing it,
Speaker 1: Paget secretary. Clap from Paget Pagett. I think now you
Speaker 1: probably came in. I think he came in around episode
Speaker 1: five or six last. Yes, it was not I was
Speaker 1: not here for the original you know what, because Eddie
Speaker 1: Peppertone was. I mean the fact that he did. He
Speaker 1: did an entire season and wanted to kill himself for
Speaker 1: every eight he actually watched the entire He watched the
Speaker 1: entire Bend season. Can you imagine a more boring? So boring?
Speaker 1: And do either of you ladies have anything you want
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Speaker 1: through Sunday. Hello, well, miss Paget. Criminal minds, shooting, Criminal minds,
Speaker 1: Shooting Criminal Minds. I love that. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love having a job. I love it. You know what,
Speaker 1: I need a job and moving. I saw you on SASS.
Speaker 1: You're awesome. Thank you so much. I found out over
Speaker 1: the holidays that my friend's dad's what shameless because they
Speaker 1: told my mom that they saw my titty. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's like the entry fee for shameless.
Speaker 1: It's like and I almost got off the equivalent. It's
Speaker 1: almost like just an ass and aside to it felt
Speaker 1: like the equivalent of like a high five to get
Speaker 1: onto showtime. That wasn't listen if you got it, flawn
Speaker 1: it girl. Half of that body is fit and I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I have real heavy boobs, and I just kept trying
Speaker 1: to reach up for things to try. You want to?
Speaker 1: You want to? Yeah, I'm like looking for things like
Speaker 1: what's on this ciling? Not not my my boots on
Speaker 1: the I can't reach as high as possible, and nothing happened.
Speaker 1: I did not even even in high school, I could
Speaker 1: hold like a shower like a shampoo bottle in them.
Speaker 1: I've never had perky boots. Sorry, I guess what America.
Speaker 1: We have a very for ladies Night today it is
Speaker 1: ladies night for birthday. We have with us my friend
Speaker 1: who I know from Chelsea Lately but she's also on
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Speaker 1: You're definitely sexy with that is wearing a pink o
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Speaker 1: You're party a party, I got them for us, favorite party,
Speaker 1: Favorite and antenna. Are you? Are you enjoying this overall
Speaker 1: the season the Bachelor? I am. I mean we're only
Speaker 1: two episodes in, but it's pretty gad, it's pretty great.
Speaker 1: Nick's just making I mean last night he just went
Speaker 1: for it, just making out with everybody. Now you have
Speaker 1: a you have a lady who now who's not as
Speaker 1: into it? Well, yeah, I mean that's putting it lightly.
Speaker 1: She's a teach into it. Does that curb your like?
Speaker 1: Do you have to and watch it when she's not there? No?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm coming home and we're watching the Bachelor
Speaker 1: and she's just she's a lovely, lovely girlfriend. So she
Speaker 1: puts up with it. And do you have anything that
Speaker 1: you want to plug? My queen. Let's see, I'm in
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Speaker 1: A final intro. She really the person to whom the
Speaker 1: hell of the cia over here at Will you accept
Speaker 1: this rose podcast? The person that that okayd this podcast?
Speaker 1: It would never exist. She baked a cake for our birthday.
Speaker 1: She put a rose on it. She made me a
Speaker 1: Will's Adams ornament for my holiday party. Let's be saying
Speaker 1: happy birthday to us, Katie, thank you so much for everything.
Speaker 1: Let's do a night can we seeing happy birthday too?
Speaker 1: Will you accept this rose? You don't have to pay
Speaker 1: royalties anyone, do you know? No, we don't. Paul McCartney
Speaker 1: owned that for a while. We should just send we
Speaker 1: can descend Paul McCartney a titty shot of my my
Speaker 1: seventeen year old holding a shampoo bottom. Do you think
Speaker 1: your lady will come around with the batch? I think so.
Speaker 1: Wellday to happyday to you, except this rose happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Nash, Oh my god, Oh my god. Cake,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I might have ben more of a visual,
Speaker 1: but we'll take it. Oh my god, I have a
Speaker 1: picture on it next to a bottle of sudden. We
Speaker 1: just started saying, it has a bottle of lotion next
Speaker 1: the cake, and creepy. Anyone listening would have no idea
Speaker 1: that a cake just came right in front of the
Speaker 1: probably said that we slipped a cake with a candle
Speaker 1: on it, and a cake that Katie baked. You baked
Speaker 1: that I was like from scratch right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: not even like a like a Betty stiffers. What do
Speaker 1: they call it? Crocker crack? That you didn't do it
Speaker 1: from scratch with flour and eggs, and I got that little,
Speaker 1: perfect size cake. I don't know what that is. That's
Speaker 1: I feel like you are a baker? Are you a baker?
Speaker 1: When you hear Betty stuff? I've tried, It's not for me.
Speaker 1: I'd like to make possible, I do. I'm too lazy
Speaker 1: to wait to oatmeal. You can see you're good, you can.
Speaker 1: I mean instant and literally was like instant from grain.
Speaker 1: That's it. Did you get to answer that question. We interrupted,
Speaker 1: Chris singing if you think she'll come around, well, in
Speaker 1: her defense, she falls asleep during everything, any and everything.
Speaker 1: It could be like the world's Greatest movie. You know
Speaker 1: that's the best. You're not going to get judged. So
Speaker 1: she lasts about thirty minutes where she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you this is ridicuous? And then yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to the show. And I just
Speaker 1: want to say, coming up at the end, it's our
Speaker 1: first week of tweet of the week. We're going to
Speaker 1: vote for tweet to the week. Coming up, we have
Speaker 1: a few and I want to also give a special
Speaker 1: shout out to one of our fans, Casey run In.
Speaker 1: He's on Twitter as at Foxy kind of Stand. He
Speaker 1: sent us the most magical fan art, which is going
Speaker 1: to be posted on our Facebook page. He is, and
Speaker 1: he's going to be updating it. He's made a painting.
Speaker 1: He's making a painting for us of all of our
Speaker 1: picks with the drunk shark in the middle of her
Speaker 1: high That's amazing. Yes, thank you, Casey Runing. Okay, you guys,
Speaker 1: Nick Week number two. First of all, I just want
Speaker 1: to start out with Franco the wedding photographer. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he was the best part of this. There's no way
Speaker 1: he's a photographer. Those phones were terrible thing. There's no way,
Speaker 1: no way makes eyes would be closed and like half
Speaker 1: of the pure they feel like they're like, who can
Speaker 1: we pay the least? Like who's not in a union here?
Speaker 1: Let's go wake up the homeless guy from out back
Speaker 1: Bahama one A producers like, boyfriend, I think you're right,
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I felt like it was like
Speaker 1: Matthew mcconnie, he's like younger brother. That was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to break into show business. He's like, oh my dick,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry fell out again. I was sure they didn't.
Speaker 1: Sure didn't even try to make him look like a
Speaker 1: real wedding for tographer, like the world famous Franco, Like
Speaker 1: what if that guy with his dick falling out of
Speaker 1: his his like floral one d came to like any
Speaker 1: bride anyone's wedding? Have we researched his prior work? It
Speaker 1: was such a character. I mean, it was hysterical and
Speaker 1: I do feel like the overall theme of this week
Speaker 1: because he so. The first question was when you do
Speaker 1: get to time, you take advantage of it. Understand That's
Speaker 1: what he said. It's like it just feels like your
Speaker 1: kitties out like Nick just picked. He picked a Nick
Speaker 1: like corint like this was the week of validating. It
Speaker 1: made Nick like a look like a dirt bag he did.
Speaker 1: I was like, because I feel like he redeemed himself
Speaker 1: during The Bachelor in Paradise and this seemed like, you
Speaker 1: know that guy that just wants to stick his waner
Speaker 1: in something in all of them and all of them,
Speaker 1: all of those things, because they're like, they're like, Nick
Speaker 1: doesn't want that. I'm like, you've just met I know
Speaker 1: to me saying that he doesn't want a blonde twenty
Speaker 1: four year old who's putting her kids in his face. Well,
Speaker 1: the girls, the girl who kept saying that to who
Speaker 1: I think may actually be the most blocked up is
Speaker 1: the girl that's the therapist, Like who like that? It's
Speaker 1: like the specialty in connection, Like how fucked up are
Speaker 1: you if you actually are a therapist and you go
Speaker 1: on The Bachelor like about connection and then she keeps
Speaker 1: reading more into him than is there, like he's not
Speaker 1: that guy there. Exchange was one of the funniest when
Speaker 1: she was like, well, you know, I got my I
Speaker 1: got my Bachelor, and then I got I went right
Speaker 1: to my masters, did not pasco, did not collect. And
Speaker 1: then and then you know, she basically just said the
Speaker 1: title of her master's and then it cut to She's like,
Speaker 1: we had a really stimulating intellectual casting your degrees. He
Speaker 1: likes my brain. It's like yeah. He was like, I
Speaker 1: hope he comes back around to me because he thinks
Speaker 1: my brand is hot. It's like and then he the
Speaker 1: k So we started with Karn starts out by saying,
Speaker 1: I've never been a bride'smaid. I guess I'm just a
Speaker 1: natural born bride. Or maybe you don't have any friends.
Speaker 1: I would ask you. She has no friends. So they
Speaker 1: all all everybody gets in always a bridesmaid. So they
Speaker 1: take three Chrysler convertibles up through like Hidden Hill, three
Speaker 1: baby Chrysler just by chance, no reason, just getting these
Speaker 1: cars randomly. It was like, is that a real car?
Speaker 1: I've ever seen that car? I promise we're not getting
Speaker 1: paid for this. And they all walk out there like
Speaker 1: they know they're getting wedding shots and they all walk
Speaker 1: was was like short like Daisy Duke short shorts mandatory,
Speaker 1: Like they all walked out and the mile high ESPA drills,
Speaker 1: the mile high aspirtals and the short shorts. They all
Speaker 1: and they run into the into the mansion. They don't knock,
Speaker 1: they don't like ring the bell. They just run in
Speaker 1: in short shorts, like a sea of It was every
Speaker 1: every episode, every year. When it's the women, they run
Speaker 1: they know no one is just like they can't contain.
Speaker 1: It's like that moment where you're like so excited for
Speaker 1: the show, but then as a woman, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm breaking inside, just like you're like, this is so embarrassed,
Speaker 1: and this is so embarrassing. It makes me so excited
Speaker 1: to listen to your talk and watch your ear things
Speaker 1: go back and forth with his kiss me um, so
Speaker 1: what I like? Also Franco side, he kind of looked
Speaker 1: to me like like a young billy Bob Thornton when
Speaker 1: he wont at the Golden Globes and he was wearing
Speaker 1: a shirt that looks like it was made out of
Speaker 1: the City of Los Angeles flag, which is the ugliest
Speaker 1: flag you will ever Are you talking about the photographer, Franco,
Speaker 1: what is the City of Los Angeles flag really because
Speaker 1: he was wearing he I thought it was Freddie Mercury
Speaker 1: for a minute there, Oh yeah, and then just like
Speaker 1: what did they get an imperson a nator? And what
Speaker 1: what did he have an accent? I just couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out what was I like that he definitely had an accent.
Speaker 1: But her friend from nowhere impritugued those are photographs. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry those were that's not a photographer. There's no way
Speaker 1: he said everything he would as the city of Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that flag. It's not good, it's not um.
Speaker 1: So then they had that girl the Adam and Eve bride,
Speaker 1: no top and she's the one with the shortest hair,
Speaker 1: so they had to put extensions in it. And I
Speaker 1: like that, Like that was the one people were vying for.
Speaker 1: Like everyone was like, oh ship, why didn't I get
Speaker 1: to be it's the camel moment? Why didn't I Why
Speaker 1: didn't I think of the camel? Why didn't I want
Speaker 1: to wear a leaf? Like nactional television. Wren was so
Speaker 1: excited until she realized someone had less. She had less
Speaker 1: because she thought she was the sluttiest, hottest, and then
Speaker 1: she realized, oh watching her have a breakdown, Oh, my god.
Speaker 1: When leaf Lady came out, Oh my god, just a
Speaker 1: pet lent because the little because the girl are really cute. Tush,
Speaker 1: she really so that's what I picked number two or
Speaker 1: number one, and then I think it's Brittany, Brittany little
Speaker 1: tush and I already mispicked the doula, so I thought, well,
Speaker 1: maybe Brittany leaf Lady will get some air to I
Speaker 1: didn't know the story. I didn't know that we originally
Speaker 1: just picked from photographs. Then we amended last week. We
Speaker 1: have new pigs. Now we have new picks. Um, but
Speaker 1: I'm not watching Karin get more and more drunk, getting
Speaker 1: so jealous as they waited to put her out there
Speaker 1: was amazing. My favorite moment was when she was like,
Speaker 1: you guys, if you came on The Bachelor, you have
Speaker 1: to ye that you're just gonna get interrupted. That's what
Speaker 1: being on the Best lars back because we're all here
Speaker 1: for Nick. And then her third interruption that she gets
Speaker 1: mean after she interrupted three times she didn't gets interrupted.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she interrupted me and then and then
Speaker 1: talk the hugest game and You're like, oh, here it is.
Speaker 1: She's gonna like go go to town on this tailor,
Speaker 1: and she says down, She's like, and then she said,
Speaker 1: are you okay, because like if you're not okay, that's okay,
Speaker 1: that's if you feel all right. So you're talking person,
Speaker 1: you have nothing. She seems so much younger than the
Speaker 1: other women like that. She feels so like the other ones.
Speaker 1: The latest moment though, when you crazy in your third person,
Speaker 1: that's when I go, what is She's okay, we'll get there,
Speaker 1: we'll get there, okay. So then we have the dolphin trainer.
Speaker 1: She was in the shotgun way. I think the dolphin
Speaker 1: gul We love the dolphin girl. I think she may
Speaker 1: enjoy a glass of wine with dinner. And she started
Speaker 1: talking in different accents because when she's like, I'm from Seaquawker's,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. But then she's like, yeah, you know, she
Speaker 1: was actually talking like she was Southern as the Shotgun bride. Yes, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: because her assumption is if you get pregnant before wedlock,
Speaker 1: here from the South. So she's actually just Anti's house.
Speaker 1: But she wasn't. But then she kept talking like that too,
Speaker 1: like all day she she stayed somewhat Southern. I think
Speaker 1: she's a little unhinged. Yeah, you're right. It felt like
Speaker 1: almost like an impression. Yeah, southern uh. And then and
Speaker 1: then her true I think so Caucus, and then a
Speaker 1: little like um older Jewish woman from the Upper East
Speaker 1: Side dipped in and you're like, I don't know where
Speaker 1: we're going. I did enjoy her giving her tits a birthday.
Speaker 1: That was actually the only thing that's more insane than
Speaker 1: I'm throwing a podcast party for your your your one
Speaker 1: year birthday for your boobs are boobs, her boobs and
Speaker 1: our podcast on the same year old. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: wanted her to be like a little bit more presentable.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, why why I hold the higher
Speaker 1: standard ladies, which all the ladies or for people from
Speaker 1: Sicacus you hold to a higher standard. I guess this
Speaker 1: is my only note was like this episode I felt
Speaker 1: like last last week I was like, oh, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like the greatest, and this this one, I felt
Speaker 1: like I wanted the women to be like a little
Speaker 1: smarter and funnier and more to cheer for. We took
Speaker 1: a step back with the overall I'm not rooting for
Speaker 1: anyone yet. We didn't like, we didn't hear anything from Rachel,
Speaker 1: We didn't hear anything from Vanessa, like the ones that
Speaker 1: actually seems smart. Vanessa is the French Canadian one that's Rachel.
Speaker 1: Rachel is the one who won the first impression. She
Speaker 1: seems like it's going to get to her. This whole thing,
Speaker 1: she's gonna have melted the French. Yeah, I think you're
Speaker 1: I don't think she has coming Yeah, because I think
Speaker 1: she's like, wait a minute, So if you're picking Karen,
Speaker 1: why am I here? Yeah, which is justified. She's supposed
Speaker 1: to fied to think that. That's what I would think.
Speaker 1: I would think, Well, this is I we are not
Speaker 1: There's no way you can splay attraction as far away
Speaker 1: a well Karn is. This is a nasty, spoiled, slutty
Speaker 1: little She's had so much work in her face and
Speaker 1: she's I mean, what an insecure, rotten hag. Again, I
Speaker 1: don't know her, but her behavior is abominable. And he
Speaker 1: went for it. He knows, but he knows, he doesn't
Speaker 1: even have to put any work to she's going to
Speaker 1: bang her. So that's but that's just played poorly by him.
Speaker 1: Then don't give her that date Rose. If he knows
Speaker 1: she's a sure thing, he's not playing the game well,
Speaker 1: But I also feel like the producers aren't doing him
Speaker 1: any favors if out of the gate, they if they
Speaker 1: knew that a lot of America didn't like him and
Speaker 1: maybe didn't watch Bachelor in Paradise, which in theory like
Speaker 1: retain so much like I don't have him pick Karin
Speaker 1: giving out the first world, like I don't have any
Speaker 1: say over that though I don't know if the producers swooping,
Speaker 1: here's what you have to do, but I do not
Speaker 1: want to want not the date save you, maybe the bigger,
Speaker 1: the bigger one. At the end, it establishes the theme
Speaker 1: of you look like a reason, wrong reason? Are you
Speaker 1: a horror? Or you like a husband? He's a whore mother? Um?
Speaker 1: So then I like that Corinne's face when the Adam
Speaker 1: and Eve girl who had the better body came out.
Speaker 1: She was pouting like the Olympic gymnast at the stand
Speaker 1: who didn't get the gold. Remember that, like the face
Speaker 1: she her face, her pouting checking out the Adam and
Speaker 1: Eve girl was amazing. And then she says I will
Speaker 1: punch her in the face. I don't remember what that
Speaker 1: was about. She said, I will punch in the face.
Speaker 1: She stead yeah, she says, like if she thinks she's
Speaker 1: going to use my game, and I literally punch her
Speaker 1: in the face. Yeah she did, but I can't remember
Speaker 1: what the beginning of that sentence was, but it was
Speaker 1: basically my Danny's she's okay to punch her in the
Speaker 1: face at the beginning of a phrase her dad, and
Speaker 1: that's later that one is coming amazing, I think, I
Speaker 1: think creep up whatever. So then we have Nick getting
Speaker 1: pictures of everybody. There's everybody basically having to like snuggle
Speaker 1: their ass against his dick and like various tuxedo poses,
Speaker 1: and the dolphin girl like with his hand up her
Speaker 1: couch like getting m and then and then he's like
Speaker 1: kissing Danielle. And then the pouty bride's maid who kissed
Speaker 1: him and says it tastes like Danielle kissed it was grody.
Speaker 1: Who is he? I thought, at least she called attention
Speaker 1: to the fact that he's spread and spit around. Yes,
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, tastes like I thought that
Speaker 1: was kind of funny, Danielle. It besides me, it was
Speaker 1: the girl that had to play the jealous bride'smaid and
Speaker 1: then she had to kiss him. Well, Danielle was looking
Speaker 1: at Danielle was the one who was the great rack
Speaker 1: from last week, who came in with the plunging the Keith,
Speaker 1: the nail salon owner. Um, yes, yes, wait sometimes we
Speaker 1: still need a cheat sheet, those of you at home
Speaker 1: following the Jasmine, the backup dancer. She got a little
Speaker 1: ornery too, right, Oh did she this week? Since she
Speaker 1: was last week? She was crying and yelling at herself.
Speaker 1: Now this one, Danielle, this is the one. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be a bridesmaid, Like I'm going
Speaker 1: to get my time with him, remember, because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't come here to be a bridesmaid. Yeah, none
Speaker 1: of the bridesmaids pictures were gonna win. Now of course
Speaker 1: it was going to be a bride yeahah, so they
Speaker 1: were boned out of the gate. The only way anyone
Speaker 1: could be Karin was maybe secaucus. If she took her
Speaker 1: whole vagina and put it over she was delivering birth,
Speaker 1: I would be the only And then the photographer be like,
Speaker 1: you got some my dick. I actually thought the therapist
Speaker 1: was going to get the rose, like I thought one
Speaker 1: of the girls that actually had like long you mean
Speaker 1: after after the whole, after the shoot day, when they
Speaker 1: were all at like a cocktail party that night, and
Speaker 1: then get a date Rose. I guess you're guess. I
Speaker 1: guess if the producers are picking, they're gonna pick Karin
Speaker 1: at the first one. I was. But they had a
Speaker 1: good they had their had some women had some good
Speaker 1: chemistry during the photo shoot. I thought Taylor the therapist
Speaker 1: was one of them. Yes, and my and leaf Lady,
Speaker 1: my little lady, she she was cute. But a photographer
Speaker 1: pick yeah, the producer. So this is where Corinne starts
Speaker 1: talking about herself in the third person. She saw she
Speaker 1: got very jealous of Adam and Eve and she said,
Speaker 1: quote she's starting to get a little hammered, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make him feel the more corine side of Corinth.
Speaker 1: It was. It was we all stopped, put it on
Speaker 1: pause and toasted, and then at my house last night,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is amazing. And then she did
Speaker 1: the Janet Jackson thing and she said, no one has
Speaker 1: ever held my boobs like that? What is that? My
Speaker 1: dad like that? From behind? What does she mean? She was, so,
Speaker 1: my dad, my dad, I need you to get on
Speaker 1: that ASA no one sound that since my nanny perfect
Speaker 1: last week my boobs. But it's just like when I
Speaker 1: want to put my bra on and it's like Nick
Speaker 1: really held them. He has a fucking nanny. He gave
Speaker 1: like like he gave her the road. This is why
Speaker 1: I think it was just not strategic, like he'd already
Speaker 1: had time alone with her. He knew she was interrupting.
Speaker 1: You know what, Yeah, you still her. Yeah, this was
Speaker 1: a bad move on his part. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: why not once did one of those women say to
Speaker 1: Karin when Karin, I am if one of the women went, no, Karin,
Speaker 1: go back to the couch, yeah, you cannot interrupt. I
Speaker 1: was wanting that too. I want to because I would
Speaker 1: have been a woman with balls that I would have
Speaker 1: been super anto And I thought the therapist might do
Speaker 1: and she didn't do. And every time he was like, um, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but he waits and waits a second to right talking
Speaker 1: to is going to say anything, And when no one
Speaker 1: says anything, he says, okay, sure, I can't interrupting. The
Speaker 1: third time she interrupted that, he I was like, come on, dude,
Speaker 1: come on, you need to be like, hey, let me
Speaker 1: just finished this conversation. Yeah, because literally, I think that's it.
Speaker 1: And I also I think he needs a woman like
Speaker 1: he looks for a woman to be like, this is
Speaker 1: how it's gonna be. Oh, I think he would like all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they all do. Is that like a male thing? Balluster?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think all the bachelors do like him.
Speaker 1: I just feel like he definitely needs a leady to
Speaker 1: one po. I think he was kind of a misogynist.
Speaker 1: He didn't like I didn't watch that season. I didn't
Speaker 1: watch that season. I didn't Okay, he started out great
Speaker 1: and then he was just he was terrible. Um, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: we all right? Are we okay? So then um, she says,
Speaker 1: then I don't know who said it, but somebody said
Speaker 1: Karin is a killer? Oh yeah, did she said? I
Speaker 1: think she said that about herself. And then she starts
Speaker 1: getting drunk and she starts saying this. She said this,
Speaker 1: I'm falling and falling, falling, falling. I'm just gonna keep
Speaker 1: grabbing him first first, first, first, first, and I feel
Speaker 1: like he's keep growing strong star start. She said that
Speaker 1: camera which is on a Grand Grande song that should
Speaker 1: be on the radio. First f s Star because I
Speaker 1: think the person who said Karina is a killer was
Speaker 1: nose balls. I think she stood up and said Karen
Speaker 1: is a killer, a killer. She said it, No, nose
Speaker 1: ball was nose balls. You're right. On the group day,
Speaker 1: you're right. I think she did nos balls. He liked
Speaker 1: that she'd hooked up with a girl. Yeah, it's into that.
Speaker 1: She actually seems very smart, though smarter to me than
Speaker 1: some of the other chicks. She's not going to standard chick.
Speaker 1: She's she's gonna hand have her hand up someone skirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because when he was like, wait a minute, she said,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go for the one you like.
Speaker 1: If you would, you never follow up that line if
Speaker 1: you were a straight lady. She's not. She would say
Speaker 1: something like she's but you know I've dated other men before,
Speaker 1: like whatever. But she was just like, I dated a
Speaker 1: woman and I'm not gonna I'm sacking her before you
Speaker 1: shag like like high five. You know that he's someone
Speaker 1: you know that's her, that he's going to hook up
Speaker 1: with her like and talk like just to just to
Speaker 1: like talk about who they would bring in. He was blushing.
Speaker 1: He was like like bankfest, Okay, so then he starts sweating.
Speaker 1: He was sweating like like diarrhea. Hang on, there it is,
Speaker 1: wait for it. What time was that something horrific? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? That said that great when you're
Speaker 1: sweating out vodka. Wait when at one point on that
Speaker 1: group Jay that day he was great and he was
Speaker 1: sweating like in a way that you can only sweat
Speaker 1: if you had a bottle of vodka the night before.
Speaker 1: What did you say, diary, hang over, hang over seats.
Speaker 1: We've all had that diarrhea. Hang on. You can't see
Speaker 1: Arden at home, but Arden is always the most put together,
Speaker 1: like just classiest, beautiful, beautiful, sweetest in this cute little sweater.
Speaker 1: And she opens bring him to mom and driver with
Speaker 1: a truck driver about its earlier her time, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I had a shampoo bottle, Diary, hangover sweats, true story,
Speaker 1: I could carry one under reach. Okay, okay. So then
Speaker 1: somebody said, hoops, boobs are better. I think Prince said
Speaker 1: that to him. Someone else said it to him about
Speaker 1: Corin's boobs. She said, whose boobs are better? Mine? Or Corince?
Speaker 1: It had to be out of an eve. No, it
Speaker 1: was some girl going to talk to him. Who was it?
Speaker 1: Though it was on her back it sounds like a
Speaker 1: Haley or one of those crazier ones. Probably I feel
Speaker 1: like I don't know Haley at all, so then we
Speaker 1: have either. I'm so sorry, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1: I thought she looks like she's gonna be like, which
Speaker 1: is Haley. She looks like she's gonna be aggressively. She's beautiful,
Speaker 1: but she's got a wide, square jaw, like I like
Speaker 1: she could eat your face off. She I think she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She's got really good hair, like it looks like it
Speaker 1: just dries that way right there, right there at Rob's
Speaker 1: number two, right there in the she was she was
Speaker 1: the one who was her best self last week after
Speaker 1: she said who who? What is a girl not wearing
Speaker 1: under her? Sound like I don't know either, and then
Speaker 1: she said, is my best self? Okay, I think there's
Speaker 1: gold in those hills just hasn't come out yet. She did.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know if you guys have watched yet,
Speaker 1: but she did get advice from the Canadian from Daniel
Speaker 1: in the Woods. She did on the Sunday Night special.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm playing Vancouver next weekend, and Daniel,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, I'll be at yuck yuck Saturday night.
Speaker 1: I will get you comps if you and your friend
Speaker 1: want to come to one. I don't want to say
Speaker 1: friends because you know what, if you bring a crew,
Speaker 1: you know he's gonna be drunk and talk the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So if you want to come behave, you can bring
Speaker 1: a crew, or you can come and talking friends in
Speaker 1: the back. Yucky Vancouver, but you can't figure me by
Speaker 1: the wall. The sea wall is Stanley Park, Okay. Raven Raven,
Speaker 1: who I like, actually left a lot to be there.
Speaker 1: She's the boutique owner from Oklahoma. She said, I kept
Speaker 1: staring at you because you have a little glitter on
Speaker 1: your nose. I liked her. I like her, and I
Speaker 1: thought she had the quote of the night with the no,
Speaker 1: not the glitter on the nose at the like towards
Speaker 1: the end when you're an asshole sometimes No, she said
Speaker 1: it was too camera and she said, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: like when they started the whole thing. Is he what
Speaker 1: was he there for? He wants to shag everyone? She
Speaker 1: said something like, um, oh, you know if he if
Speaker 1: he just wants to like hook up with everybody, maybe
Speaker 1: that's why he's been on the show four times. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was amazing. Yeah, and she said sounds but yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, I like her with that one line.
Speaker 1: I thought, you just get yourself a ticket to paradise.
Speaker 1: She's to paradise. Well, you do have to wonder why
Speaker 1: it just keeps not working out. I don't wanna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe it was just bad luck every time.
Speaker 1: But you're like, what are people not telling us about Nick?
Speaker 1: I am more excited, however, about this season and about
Speaker 1: Nick as a as a person, a shady person, more
Speaker 1: excited than I have in for years. He's a lot
Speaker 1: more fun to watch than Oh god, that made me farmer,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. At least he was a heavy drinker.
Speaker 1: Scripture on his ribs. At least I think that Nick
Speaker 1: there's got no script He just scripture, ribs, scripture, ribs, ribs, scripture, ribs.
Speaker 1: And that's a specific tattoo group. Now and they're all
Speaker 1: on The Bachelor. How is that okay? That is that okay?
Speaker 1: If I was looking about the lady, I think it's castolic.
Speaker 1: It's not a scripture ribs. I would be like flair gun,
Speaker 1: flair gun running out. I wish that you can see
Speaker 1: my ribs. It is the entire old Testament in a spiral.
Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't seen or touch my ribs in decades. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I like Karen then said to camera, my nipple
Speaker 1: might have been out while I was talking to Nick,
Speaker 1: But that's fine. We're not some nightclub that's at Hollywood
Speaker 1: in Highland upstairs above this morow oh near Johnny Rockets
Speaker 1: that changes like every six months. And then oh god,
Speaker 1: yeah that's true. And then so then she anybody that
Speaker 1: says the phrase cheers bitches is somebody that I don't
Speaker 1: want to hang out chairs bitches shas chairs. That's when
Speaker 1: you're like, she doesn't have any friends, she can't day
Speaker 1: when she's alienating every not one person for Nick her
Speaker 1: face when Taylor came up and interrupted her. So this
Speaker 1: is what she said. She reinterrupted me. I interrupted her,
Speaker 1: and then she re interrupted me. And the way she
Speaker 1: did it is very directed towards Karine. If you take
Speaker 1: a direct hit at Karine, I'm gonna say something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say is um okay. I didn't know
Speaker 1: interrupted like you want to make and I don't want
Speaker 1: to make, she said, she said, and a lot there's
Speaker 1: no situation about this situation We're okay, So you don't
Speaker 1: have a situation okay, because uncomfortable. So I don't want
Speaker 1: to be uncomfortable. Do you want to get Are you
Speaker 1: okay if you take the direct hit it, because I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. Are you fine? We're fine? Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: But then immediately in the talking Head confessional, right after
Speaker 1: we as the audience of millions witness her not confronting Taylor,
Speaker 1: she's saying, so I busted her, Oh my god, remember
Speaker 1: she's just like, I got right up in her face
Speaker 1: and I busted her whip. No you didn't, you were
Speaker 1: like And then she ended that confessional with Dad would
Speaker 1: be proud even though I was naked, the best quote
Speaker 1: that I've ever had. Proud of me, even though I
Speaker 1: was naked. He's proud. I think the jeans still't want
Speaker 1: but Dad proud naked is too. But then a creep
Speaker 1: creep o category. This is also the same girl that
Speaker 1: ended the evening going XO XO gossip Girl after she
Speaker 1: got the red we were laughing. I don't even, I
Speaker 1: don't even what does that mean. I never watched Gossip
Speaker 1: Girl that she died like, so it was very was
Speaker 1: a voiceover like the person who was the gossip Girl. Like,
Speaker 1: so she ran a blog and she would be doing
Speaker 1: a voice who it was. But at the end of
Speaker 1: every episode she would go XO XO gossip Girl. But
Speaker 1: that was on like eight years ago. She was literally
Speaker 1: twelve when she watched it, and that's how she signs off.
Speaker 1: She was pretty drunk that he was. Really, that's in
Speaker 1: the business, her father's business stationary. That's so somebody get me.
Speaker 1: So I consider myself a strong business woman and run
Speaker 1: a million dollar business. Oh my god, I mean it's that.
Speaker 1: I don't I've never counted the zeros, but I think
Speaker 1: it's a million dollar business. Curtains world is a glamous
Speaker 1: world with my family. I spent all my time with
Speaker 1: my family. I have a nanny. Oh my god, God,
Speaker 1: she's great TV. Unfortunately, you know she's going to be
Speaker 1: in paradise. I want her. I want her to last
Speaker 1: as long on this show as possible. Top four for sure.
Speaker 1: I think she's great. I don't know if she'll make
Speaker 1: it that funk, so I think she'll make it a
Speaker 1: top five. What did I say last week? Are we
Speaker 1: gonna meet? Are we going to meet? Her family is
Speaker 1: she gonna go meet her her dad for a while.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're going to meet her family. God,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you love to meet her mother? Thought? Okay, Raquel,
Speaker 1: I've got some questions for the wet nurse slash man racal.
Speaker 1: Poor Raquel, she's probably back going. Oh thank god, I
Speaker 1: got three weeks off and slicing cucumbers. My hands are
Speaker 1: so raw. Oh my god, she's got a nanny. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we get to me my favorite part, Liz
Speaker 1: the doula. Liz the doula confessing to the virgin. How
Speaker 1: many times are you going to say we had sex
Speaker 1: Jenna Terr's wedding. We had sex. I met him and
Speaker 1: we had had a connection and we had sex At
Speaker 1: Jaden Terrors. Things got crazy. You guys know Jaden Tanner,
Speaker 1: she's my best ring. Oh my god, she had her
Speaker 1: nose ring all of a sudden, Liz at a nose ring?
Speaker 1: Did she don't have that last week? I don't think
Speaker 1: it was that, No, I think it was that giant
Speaker 1: some sort of like onesie jumper with tech art the
Speaker 1: soccer ball in the middle with the side like side flaps.
Speaker 1: I've made some strange that Romer was tough. She made
Speaker 1: me so uncomfortable last night too. Well, he's right, because
Speaker 1: it's like they hooked up. He asked for her number.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was being polite. She said no, And
Speaker 1: then you're gonna wait to come on television nine months
Speaker 1: later to go on a TV shot to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if there was something here.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you look at that? Her back pedaling of
Speaker 1: y to that conversations, Oh, Horst, can we talk about
Speaker 1: how horrible? Should we talk about that? Do you want
Speaker 1: to talk about the museum? What happened there? So that
Speaker 1: it was the fascinating? Oh my god. I had to
Speaker 1: have that conversation later. So the group date, the group date,
Speaker 1: sorry everybody. The group date was like like, I just
Speaker 1: want to see these poor actors that like they're on
Speaker 1: TV and they may be like in there and they're
Speaker 1: they have to like fake breakup every day at the
Speaker 1: Museum of Broken Failed Relationships. By the way, who fund
Speaker 1: that is not cheap real estate? That's right, that's expensive
Speaker 1: and that's a lot of real estate. If anyone, I've
Speaker 1: never heard of it. Right next to you, see, I've
Speaker 1: never heard of about it. I've never heard about it.
Speaker 1: I like a new building. That lady who ran it
Speaker 1: was amazing in her like fame, Like she had on
Speaker 1: like a she had on like a leotard. She almost
Speaker 1: had like the vibe of like um a lane stretch
Speaker 1: like like you know, like or like if she was
Speaker 1: like a belly like a Debbie Allen and faved Us
Speaker 1: kind of a leotard and a belt and at a
Speaker 1: smart carecut, you know, like her aunts super famous and
Speaker 1: then somebody has and yeah, and now she's doing what
Speaker 1: was the Museum of Breakup broken? She must have gotten
Speaker 1: a divorce and gotten a lot of money. She said
Speaker 1: she was the direct She's the direction whoever opened it
Speaker 1: up she was, and she wants to like get revenge
Speaker 1: on her heart. It's probably there's probably like so many
Speaker 1: diary entries from that the person that opened it. You're
Speaker 1: going through artifacts like it's actually a museum of natural
Speaker 1: so if it actually exists, because I know they don't
Speaker 1: have the budget to put up that huge industrial sign
Speaker 1: in the front, but it looked like, yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: real thing there. It didn't take over for the Museum
Speaker 1: of Death. It's right near the Hollywood I was serious madam,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's right near the wax Museum. This
Speaker 1: is really expensive real estate. And that was like a
Speaker 1: big that was like not a small space. There's no
Speaker 1: way that wedding ring is actually in there. That's like
Speaker 1: a fake. If it's a fake, it's it's a paste version.
Speaker 1: Working out everything like it was like a museum of
Speaker 1: natural history artifact, like this piece of real history. And
Speaker 1: he's like, and now in this case we have the rose,
Speaker 1: the dead rose that I got from, and we're like,
Speaker 1: is this happening? I literally was like is this is?
Speaker 1: I was like, did he leave? Did he leave his cowl?
Speaker 1: Next sweater and clatter ring? Like shoot, is the girl
Speaker 1: from the cranberries in their sitting? But it was so
Speaker 1: b squad though. I kept saying, like the first date,
Speaker 1: the first group date was like yes, yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: the second group he was so b squad. It was
Speaker 1: it was. It was miserable. The whole thing was miserable.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then if you were interested in someone,
Speaker 1: you would never take him on a group date where
Speaker 1: you had to break up Josephine slapping him saying what's
Speaker 1: with all the bottles? It was actually like very real.
Speaker 1: You think that dad, Oh my god, don't think about Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: dad and dad and X, dad and X. Definitely Well,
Speaker 1: which one is the one who actually did the breakup
Speaker 1: speech from the movie The Brick Up? Jennifer Pretty sure
Speaker 1: that's what her breakup was. The one who was like,
Speaker 1: there's dishes in the sink everywhere and your socks around.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much how Jennifer Anderson broke up with It's
Speaker 1: my guy. Was that the game? I think it was.
Speaker 1: I'm always going to go back to I think it was.
Speaker 1: I think it was. It was pretty sure because she
Speaker 1: did really well that she get that. Jennifer Anderson gave
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughan in the movie The Breakup Before we get
Speaker 1: before we get to Liz, I want to say one thing.
Speaker 1: I'm backing it up and what she told the Virgin
Speaker 1: she said this, We laid it all out there. It
Speaker 1: was an awkward night intermittent. We drank a lot, We
Speaker 1: had sex, and then we would talk and that I
Speaker 1: have sex, but it sounded like it wasn't that good
Speaker 1: like she made it. I was like, and she the ropart, yeah,
Speaker 1: like it was an award. Yeah. And also every time
Speaker 1: whiskey is that whiskey did maybe When he refers to it,
Speaker 1: he says, and is a criz and it got crazy?
Speaker 1: What is what what happened? Yeah? Might, but she spoke
Speaker 1: about it like and he was like the best night
Speaker 1: in my life. But but you know, something weird, like
Speaker 1: you get the feeling that it didn't work, and then
Speaker 1: so they tried something. Really, I don't know, something's weird
Speaker 1: about it though. It was like one time a bad care.
Speaker 1: But it does seem like he is being certainly more
Speaker 1: of a gentleman than she is being by saying I
Speaker 1: thought we had a great time and I would have
Speaker 1: liked it. He really really do feel for him. That's
Speaker 1: did with her, and I did start seeing she's crazy.
Speaker 1: It was a wedding. You can go look up with
Speaker 1: someone at a wedding who cares and like you're like
Speaker 1: if they're both single. So he had sucks with somebody
Speaker 1: at a wedding like care. She just became like a
Speaker 1: so unlikable. So yeah, and you had sent a text.
Speaker 1: You sent me a text saying boil your bunny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she looked like she was going to boil the and
Speaker 1: I started to see it then when when when she
Speaker 1: was like I need to the group date, we need
Speaker 1: to talk. Yeah, we do out. But as soon as
Speaker 1: she used the fun breakup thing to diary and that
Speaker 1: was like, okay, you're you're crazy and she blamed it
Speaker 1: on him, like you didn't fight for me, And then
Speaker 1: she said many guys have been on the other side
Speaker 1: and they didn't fight for me, Like how many guys
Speaker 1: have you? Wasn't you're all but fighting for a one
Speaker 1: night stand? Yeah? Wait a minute. Also was she saying
Speaker 1: many guys have been on the other side of that,
Speaker 1: like she said to know my number or there's been
Speaker 1: that many guys, there's been that many guys that. Then
Speaker 1: we're like, hey, let's not make it a one night stand,
Speaker 1: let's make it something real. And she's that no one's
Speaker 1: I think she's sucked a lot of guys and no
Speaker 1: one's fought for her because she sucks night sucks a
Speaker 1: million guys. Ye, well yeah, she's I mean, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: not against as many guys as you want, but don't
Speaker 1: don't find to be treated like you know, the Queen
Speaker 1: and the high guest. You can't you can do someone
Speaker 1: that you dated a couple of months, six months, Hey,
Speaker 1: you didn't fight for me. You can't tell the person
Speaker 1: you got drunk with a TV wedding and don't know
Speaker 1: you didn't fight, but you don't fight for me. I
Speaker 1: don't know your last night. It's also like I have
Speaker 1: for your number and you said no, all right, good day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But every every time she she just was like she
Speaker 1: had that creepy look of like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: she had a card right that was gonna She's like,
Speaker 1: I got this, I got this. And then it was
Speaker 1: like one of these things you're just like a child,
Speaker 1: but you're just like I can't wait. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: A fucked him. I fucked him and then it backfired
Speaker 1: so bad. She was so pleased to sit around like
Speaker 1: like I sucked him, you know, when she was on
Speaker 1: the couch like oh so and so she was one
Speaker 1: that kissed him and she's like I didn't kiss him.
Speaker 1: And then ester day, what are you laughing at? Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 1: My entire arm was in his asshole. I'll take another roads.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to say thanks God,
Speaker 1: grazy you checked him on the cheek. That she was
Speaker 1: so pleased to have that. That was like her piece
Speaker 1: of candy, just sucking on her. Werther's in the corner
Speaker 1: like iaged him at the Sheridan. I had his stick
Speaker 1: wrapped around my Tom sold six months ago, Katie, what
Speaker 1: do you have to say about Liz? I really like
Speaker 1: how they made her go out like a weird service
Speaker 1: elevator right out to Hollywood and Highland. Just go out.
Speaker 1: She's still looking, She's still walking out there. She's next
Speaker 1: to the still guy who does the robot. Did you
Speaker 1: notice she walked out? He's watching from the balcony on
Speaker 1: the third floor of Hollywood Highland, watching her going. She's walking,
Speaker 1: she's holding her empty glass. Yeah, I saw lacking towards
Speaker 1: the subway. She's like, She's like, this is not how
Speaker 1: a pretty woman ended her to be seen again. She
Speaker 1: she did have that look on her face when he
Speaker 1: said I think it's time. Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: want to jump ahead. I mean, we'll discuss it, okay.
Speaker 1: But when he said I think it's time for me
Speaker 1: to say goodbye, she still was like eyes and she
Speaker 1: didn't understand. I don't think she understand. I don't think
Speaker 1: so either. Until she got in the service and she's like, uh,
Speaker 1: does the subway run on? Joking? How my empty glass.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just gonna take this lass. I guess. I
Speaker 1: hope you won't put some money in this class and
Speaker 1: I can get home. I also love quote. The less
Speaker 1: the more I get to talk to Liz, the less
Speaker 1: I want to keep her around. It's like she just
Speaker 1: kept like putting her foot in her mouth. She sounded
Speaker 1: so disingenuous every time he talked to her, because the
Speaker 1: first time when he was like, hey, what do you
Speaker 1: I didn't know you, right, you know, the first night
Speaker 1: that he met her. Later and he was like, I
Speaker 1: do know you. I mean I knew when you got
Speaker 1: out of limit, but you didn't say anything. And she said, well,
Speaker 1: it's not like I didn't come on the Bachelor for you.
Speaker 1: She specifically said, I didn't come on the Bachelor for you.
Speaker 1: But then she was like, but I want to know
Speaker 1: what it would be. So she was just gonna be
Speaker 1: on the Bachelor no matter who it was. And I
Speaker 1: think he knew it. I think it was because he said,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, are you saying that you came here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said something like I'm not I didn't come here
Speaker 1: for you. But then yes, they did, you know, they
Speaker 1: went and haunted her dad they wonder if the producers
Speaker 1: really messed him up? I think, because how does he
Speaker 1: get out of this? Next? They they did it was brilliant.
Speaker 1: What if they gave her money to shag them? Oh no,
Speaker 1: but the idea of like you're getting like broken up
Speaker 1: with or turned away, and that you know they have
Speaker 1: to stop cameras and like, all right, you're going home.
Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to get on the services with
Speaker 1: your drink, all right. She I also like, how are
Speaker 1: they not interrupted? Like the other girls on the first
Speaker 1: group date. They couldn't get one second out without Can
Speaker 1: I kill him? Like they were together fighting for like
Speaker 1: four hours. I think they hit them somewhere in that close.
Speaker 1: They might have because they knew that was going to
Speaker 1: be a scene they wanted. They hated both cameras rolling
Speaker 1: and a wide they someone's like listening squad sit on
Speaker 1: the couch. Yeah, and I just clicked thoughts. But they
Speaker 1: knew she was gone a long time. They knew they
Speaker 1: were gone a time. I didn't enjoy the B squad
Speaker 1: during the breakup. I enjoyed the rush and dental hygenis going?
Speaker 1: Did you flows oral? It's very important to me, always
Speaker 1: always good, So then we had our one on one
Speaker 1: date with Danielle. Why did they have no chemistry? She's
Speaker 1: a very sweet girl. She's sweet, she's pretty sweet. She's
Speaker 1: a nice girl. She's a he's just not dirty enough
Speaker 1: for him. I don't want to. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: make out with Danielle. I wouldn't make out with daniel
Speaker 1: You know she but she's graving. Maybe it's still great,
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, but I think she's a nice
Speaker 1: girl who shouldn't be on The Bachelor. She should be
Speaker 1: with was it Luke? Oh my god, that's good. Those
Speaker 1: two would be fabulous. She should That's really cute. That sweet.
Speaker 1: Let m guys, let's let them know. Luke and you guys,
Speaker 1: she's like perfect on paper and the contestant, yeah, is
Speaker 1: genuinely attractive. Hasn't gotten big old bubble implants. She's like
Speaker 1: a tall, slim, pretty drink of water, who's a who's
Speaker 1: a neo natal nurse. Does not belong on the I mean,
Speaker 1: he knows that this is his gravy train. He's gonna
Speaker 1: wherever he pick. It's gotta be okay with Like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play the Bachelor. The winners for the years
Speaker 1: We're gon, we're gonna do the photo shoots, You're gonna
Speaker 1: do all the tours, and you're like, he's got to
Speaker 1: have a girl that wants that stuff. That's not that
Speaker 1: she didn't even know his history, like you know, they
Speaker 1: went to his hometown and found the sweetest like to
Speaker 1: try probably nice him up a little, like they found
Speaker 1: a widow or like, you know, her fiance passed away
Speaker 1: and nice. So he looks nice resent, like so you
Speaker 1: know where he's from. And but then he gives Karin
Speaker 1: the rose. Yeah, go on his Instagram, but he has
Speaker 1: to get it just started. Every other pictures him shirtless modeling.
Speaker 1: It's just like he's not like this episode, like I
Speaker 1: feel like if he was really savvy, this this put
Speaker 1: a drop of ink in the glass of milk, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. You're like, you want to like,
Speaker 1: you gotta play it a little better, really play don't
Speaker 1: trying to get my head around the ink a little bit.
Speaker 1: It started out kind of like what about chocolate sauce? Oh,
Speaker 1: but that's too good. I feel like I'm not rooting
Speaker 1: for anyone because he seems like like I don't want
Speaker 1: Rachel to end up with him because he sucks. I
Speaker 1: am now not rooting for anyone because I think Vanessa
Speaker 1: deserves better and Rachel which one is Rachel at NATO
Speaker 1: neo NATO what, Danielle? Yeah, they all do. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: did well. People just have ink like so much. You know. Also,
Speaker 1: like maybe I don't know, they also have to create
Speaker 1: you know, unrest and drama us talking about like is
Speaker 1: he a pig? Is he not? Is so? I mean
Speaker 1: so maybe, like you know, you have to start off
Speaker 1: off wait, like last week you're like yeah, and this
Speaker 1: week I literally was like I hate that they didn't
Speaker 1: give out any roses last night too. I have to
Speaker 1: wait till next week. You got to cut somebody. But
Speaker 1: they did, they really did. They They have to they
Speaker 1: have to meet her out like this drama because it
Speaker 1: is actually a very good cliffhanger because if you imagine, okay,
Speaker 1: imagine if you went out to dinner, like a three
Speaker 1: hour dinner with the person you're dating, and at the
Speaker 1: end of that dinner, all the way home they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, um, I I used to date so
Speaker 1: and so. Who was at this dinner with us? You
Speaker 1: would be like, what excuse me? I sat at dinner
Speaker 1: with yours for four hours. Now, imagine all the women
Speaker 1: in the house. Yes, they've been in this house for
Speaker 1: a week with this chick and not known that he
Speaker 1: fucked her. He never said to everyone, if Daniel Balloud
Speaker 1: comes and he's like, I just want you to know
Speaker 1: I work with it will not affect my judging. He
Speaker 1: never or not woryes he did. Did Nick say, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta tell everyone. So I think I
Speaker 1: don't know if the producers boned him, But imagine all
Speaker 1: the women that would be like, funk this guy. It's
Speaker 1: the dishonesty. I don't want to be around like he's
Speaker 1: giggling about it. She giggling about it. That's where I
Speaker 1: wouldn't I wouldn't want And then like a week or two,
Speaker 1: In a week or two, he fox Karine. So then
Speaker 1: you're like dirty whatever what is he doing? Because they
Speaker 1: need this? Yeah, so I think that's going to be
Speaker 1: one of the three lines of like dirty dick or
Speaker 1: like Night's husband. Well, everybody always stays in Caitlin bone Nick. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: And then we have in the previous Karinn goes to
Speaker 1: goes to his room, she goes to execute but he
Speaker 1: might be saying he might actually not do it at
Speaker 1: this moment because he's already so much he cannot help
Speaker 1: himself in the past, before it was time to bone Caitlin.
Speaker 1: Bone Caitlin before the overnight. Yeah, and then she had
Speaker 1: to tell everybody that she boned in which she did,
Speaker 1: to her credit, she did, she did. But imagine all
Speaker 1: those girls in the house that didn't know that Liz
Speaker 1: and Nick had slept together and not we met Jane
Speaker 1: Tanner's wedding and then and then and then also Karine
Speaker 1: got the first rose. Yeah, so it's like, is Rachel
Speaker 1: gonna want to stay? Is Vanessa cist? Here's all these tabloids,
Speaker 1: I have some other tabloids Sursday's tabloid stories. Now that
Speaker 1: a bunch of the women wanted to of course, I
Speaker 1: mean it's tabloid stories in New York Times, but that
Speaker 1: they wanted to leave and producers couldn't actually talked them
Speaker 1: into staying because they were like, forget this guy, I
Speaker 1: don't want to have it. But of course all the
Speaker 1: producers be like, do you want to go to Fiji? Yeah? Right, series,
Speaker 1: you don't even have deserve that much time. Circle you
Speaker 1: always wanted to. I mean that would attempting if you
Speaker 1: were a hot chick and be like, who cares about
Speaker 1: this guy? Please? Yeah? Or according to bet All, these
Speaker 1: women put their entire lives on hold. That is, an
Speaker 1: idiot lives on hold from being on Instagram and not
Speaker 1: having a Yeah, that was being a small business first
Speaker 1: day for a first day. I'm going back to Danielle.
Speaker 1: It was really boring. Landed it on the boat, that
Speaker 1: made don't want to be rich? That was cool. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you need to just land your helicopter. They for the apocalypse,
Speaker 1: no sexual tension. That is, for the zombie apocalypar her
Speaker 1: own helicopter that lands on your book. You guys needed
Speaker 1: to kick start that for except this rose Um they
Speaker 1: had no tension. There was no sexual tension. And then
Speaker 1: because why not? Yeah, and then they had they were
Speaker 1: like talking about like sort of that deep conversation about
Speaker 1: her ex and the drugs, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: like the next shot she looks up she goes, I
Speaker 1: love Ferrits Wheels, and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She was so sweet and how excited she was to
Speaker 1: go on the date with him. She couldn't talk. It
Speaker 1: was sweet, but it was like, oh, he's such a
Speaker 1: dirty your dog. He is so going to give you
Speaker 1: syphilis like He's not if you picked a guy you
Speaker 1: didn't know was going to overdose from drugs, trust me,
Speaker 1: this guy has got is not not that he's a
Speaker 1: drug like but this is also a dirty dog in
Speaker 1: a different way that he's a guy that's doing this,
Speaker 1: but also a neo natal nurse is going to relocate
Speaker 1: to l a on the balcony of his tiny apartment
Speaker 1: in West Holly, there's a nice guy. I wish her well.
Speaker 1: She deserves a nice guy. I think Luke Luke. I
Speaker 1: can see them on top of so sweet. I want
Speaker 1: that to happen. I still want Luke to be the
Speaker 1: Bachelor at some point come around. But he's you don't know,
Speaker 1: he's a country thing. He lives in Nashville, live in Nationale.
Speaker 1: Luke from Texas who he natural singer. He was. I
Speaker 1: just didn't talk about it because we had we had
Speaker 1: James Taylor, who was the country sing they didn't talk
Speaker 1: about Luke has been trying and has been a country singer.
Speaker 1: Maybe Luke should change his name to Chris Christophers, but
Speaker 1: they decided to amp up his military background. But he's
Speaker 1: out there like road dogging it, trying to get him. No, no,
Speaker 1: just on guys, guys, it's got to happen in Nashville.
Speaker 1: I gotta get my fucking schedules. So I'm saying I'm
Speaker 1: t shirt saying I don't I don't have my February scheduling.
Speaker 1: But my point is I don't know that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you can't be a like want
Speaker 1: to be country singer and not be sweet. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he's definitely in it for other reasons. You know who else?
Speaker 1: It's a country singer Carly Oh god she is. She's
Speaker 1: the cruise singer. Yea cruise Yeah yeah, Well, you guys,
Speaker 1: this has been such a pleasure. It's time for our
Speaker 1: tweet of the week. You guy, you guys. Get is
Speaker 1: our first p week of this season. Number one comes
Speaker 1: to us from Stacy Papa at Church of Stacy. Um,
Speaker 1: can we officially declare Jaden Tanner's wedding to be all
Speaker 1: one word? I like it? I like it all right?
Speaker 1: Here's the second one. Second one is oh this is what?
Speaker 1: This was our gold medalist last year's seth vat Who's
Speaker 1: at Basebone one wrote We're taking wedding photos with twelve women.
Speaker 1: Do we need any more evidence? Nick is Mormon? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: it's a good one. Okay, Okay, here's another one from
Speaker 1: seth vat at Basebone one. And here's Karin in the
Speaker 1: hell the Captor baggage compartment going all can I good helicopter?
Speaker 1: And then here's our final here's our final one in
Speaker 1: the running for tweeter of the Week Kelsey, which is
Speaker 1: at oh wale Kelsey. Liz introducing herself, quote, Hey, I
Speaker 1: have a name, but you can just call me. Nick's
Speaker 1: dick was in me. Alright, so we have we get Anna,
Speaker 1: Anna already voted um for Nick's dick was in me.
Speaker 1: So we have declared Jane Tanner's be one word. We
Speaker 1: have wedding photos of twelve women. Need more evidence? Neck
Speaker 1: is Morimon? We have and he And here's current in
Speaker 1: helicopter baggage department going can I steal you? And Liz
Speaker 1: introducing yourself, Hey, I have a name, but you can
Speaker 1: just call me. Nick's dick was in me. Ladies fortune,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the first one, Okay, Jane Tanner's wedding.
Speaker 1: Can I steal you? I'm gonna Can I steal you,
Speaker 1: Can I steal you going with helicopter baggage compartment? Can
Speaker 1: I say, oh my god, the winner of the week
Speaker 1: once again? Seth vat thank you so much for tweeting
Speaker 1: us at Basebone one at art Marine We're uh and
Speaker 1: here's Karin in the helicopter baggage compartment going all. Can
Speaker 1: I steal you? Email or tweet to us at hashtag
Speaker 1: w y a t R. Maybe you will be our
Speaker 1: tweeter of the week next week. Email us at Rose
Speaker 1: Podcast at gmail dot com. Do we wanted to a survey?
Speaker 1: Do you think Nick is a dirty dog for giving Karine?
Speaker 1: Do you think Nick should have given Karin the rose
Speaker 1: at the first the first one? What do you call that?
Speaker 1: That's gonna think? Yeah? I do think he should have
Speaker 1: given Karn the rose for the television show, but uh
Speaker 1: in in if he really wanted to meet a wife, No,
Speaker 1: do you think it's gonna hurt it? I think it
Speaker 1: was poor strategy. I think he should have given it
Speaker 1: to the therapist. Karin already got time with him and
Speaker 1: won the photo challenge, and if rupted over and over
Speaker 1: and over again, why why validate the behavior? I don't
Speaker 1: think that Nick is legitimately wanted to get married, gonna
Speaker 1: be the most famous he's been so far. You're right,
Speaker 1: and so the fact that he gave her that roses
Speaker 1: I feel like line with what he wants. Okay, so
Speaker 1: send us your email what you think and we will
Speaker 1: read some out loud. Rose Podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Do you think Nick is really looking to get married
Speaker 1: because of giving the crim that Rose? I think I'm
Speaker 1: with you. I think he just's he's probably getting boned
Speaker 1: right and left. He's gotten super in shape. Any woman
Speaker 1: would get at it. I think he just and he
Speaker 1: knows how to seem like a good guy. This, you know,
Speaker 1: all of this fizzles out at some point, this doesn't last,
Speaker 1: then he's gonna want to start looking for something more serious.
Speaker 1: But for men, I think they're just like they're getting
Speaker 1: puss left and right. Yeah, especially any kind of fam
Speaker 1: involved you have, you have option, They're like, why would
Speaker 1: I like get the most fame I've had and then
Speaker 1: like completely steal that off? Katie, Katie, what do you think?
Speaker 1: Do you think he's really looking for what? You love him?
Speaker 1: You love him? Do you still love him? You don't
Speaker 1: think he's looking for a wife. If he's looking for
Speaker 1: a wife. Okay, My question is what is there in
Speaker 1: the Bachelor franchise for Nick after this? Nothing? Do you
Speaker 1: I mean he would you watch him on that? I
Speaker 1: mean that's look for a girl that could be his
Speaker 1: girlfriend for a little bit and get them more attention
Speaker 1: and magazine covers like don't you see that? It actually like,
Speaker 1: if you're willing to have your wedding on TV, that's
Speaker 1: the ultimate. Like he actually, if he really wants to
Speaker 1: win this, he should get he should marry somebody on TV,
Speaker 1: like if you really want to. It's like, that's the
Speaker 1: show he'll do, like a Ben and Laurens show where
Speaker 1: they leading up to their wedding and I'm just Ben popular.
Speaker 1: It was canceled. The worst show I've ever Once you're done,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. He's not. It's not like he's
Speaker 1: cementing his future with a Bachelor franchise. Is do nothing nothing.
Speaker 1: People like, oh okay, yeah, and that was and they
Speaker 1: don't think about it ever. Yeah yeah, I you know,
Speaker 1: I think in a couple episodes it'll switch and he'll go,
Speaker 1: you know what I want to I want to find love?
Speaker 1: You think, so, oh you don't. He's gonna say want
Speaker 1: to believe that, I gotta. I wanted to say that,
Speaker 1: I just can't. He's gonna, He's gonna. He has this
Speaker 1: thing between what he really wants and wanting to look
Speaker 1: like a nice guy. He's riding both of these. Yeah,
Speaker 1: m Paget Aaron Fortune, Katie. Let's have some cake. And
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