Speaker 1: Second date, up date.
Speaker 2: A lot of places just naturally scream love and romance.
Speaker 2: Rustic wineries for sure, Rustic mini golf courses, Rustic bowling alleys.
Speaker 1: Are so hot.
Speaker 3: That's just because of the previous person, as.
Speaker 1: Long as it's rustic inside.
Speaker 2: Another place that oozes with sexual energy is your local
Speaker 2: convenience store.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently we're one of our listeners.
Speaker 2: Eddie met someone recently at let's talk to him about it.
Speaker 1: Eddie.
Speaker 2: You, Doug, welcome to the rustic studios of our morning show,
Speaker 2: How do you do?
Speaker 4: Okay studio?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Okay? Was it as romantic as Jeff is describing?
Speaker 4: No, Actually it was kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happens?
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I went through a convenience store. I kind
Speaker 6: of go there all the time. I was just picking
Speaker 6: up a couple of items. Yeah, and I get up
Speaker 6: to the counter put it up. They bring me up
Speaker 6: and I throw my wallet at home.
Speaker 3: I hate that, dude.
Speaker 5: That's why you gotta do the pay on Apple phone.
Speaker 5: Apple pay is where it's at. It saves you in
Speaker 5: a cent.
Speaker 7: She's a rustic gentleman. He used to have a wallet that.
Speaker 1: Old school pays with coins. I bet. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was wanting to play with cash, but that didn't matter.
Speaker 6: So I'm like in there like an idiot, like patting
Speaker 6: myself up and down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's gonna miraculously show up.
Speaker 5: It feels embarrassing when it happens, as if you did
Speaker 5: it on purpose for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I swear I have money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so just snatch your items and run. What'd you do?
Speaker 6: No? I all of a sudden I heard the girl's voice.
Speaker 4: Then I turned around. She's like, hey, is that all
Speaker 4: you're getting? And I was like yeah, and she said, oh,
Speaker 4: I got you.
Speaker 6: I'll pay for it, and I was like I was
Speaker 6: like no, no, no, like I was, I mean talking
Speaker 6: about him, Barrens.
Speaker 3: It's probably just because she doesn't want you to hold
Speaker 3: up the line anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she wanted to get the hell out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just the girl that you're talking about that.
Speaker 4: You met, Yeah, Samantha.
Speaker 3: Samantha's cute with money.
Speaker 5: Huh wow.
Speaker 1: A little bit of a shell off too, But that's cool.
Speaker 3: She bought your stuff for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she bought my stuff.
Speaker 6: So then I'm like, okay, you know what, She's cute,
Speaker 6: but I'm never going to see her again. So I'm like, cool, thanks,
Speaker 6: pay it forward, all that stuff, And what happens the
Speaker 6: next week?
Speaker 4: I run into her again.
Speaker 3: No way store wait at the story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly, yes.
Speaker 6: And I had never seen her or like, never noticed her,
Speaker 6: but she's cute, so I definitely thought I would have
Speaker 6: noticed her if i'd seen her a lot before. So
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my god, do you remember last week?
Speaker 4: And she was like, of course I do. Again, embarrassing, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You have only fourteen dollars by the way, yeah right there, Okay,
Speaker 2: there can sense a little bit of a flirtation though,
Speaker 2: happening just in that moment alone.
Speaker 5: Please tell me you use the opportunity to pay for whatever.
Speaker 6: She was fine, I did, that's exactly.
Speaker 4: It was like, let me pay you back.
Speaker 6: So then I just like took care of what she
Speaker 6: put up on that counter.
Speaker 1: A total simp move, dude, that's what the simps do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeffrey, that's cute.
Speaker 2: You definitely should have made her pay again, just to
Speaker 2: show who was in charge.
Speaker 1: That's your move, your mood? Yeah all right, all right,
Speaker 1: but what did you do?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: I was like, so, you know, what are you doing
Speaker 6: the rest of the day.
Speaker 4: I figured I'd shoot my.
Speaker 3: Shot and oh, the rest of the day like a
Speaker 3: date right then?
Speaker 7: Date?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it was like, you know, it was
Speaker 6: like turning into evening. So I was like, I'm just
Speaker 6: gonna go home. I'm gonna watch some TV. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: like order some food. Why don't you like come and chill?
Speaker 6: And I thought she'd be like, oh, let me give
Speaker 6: you my number and stuff, but instead she was like, cool,
Speaker 6: I'm not doing anything, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Whoaoa so rad and you guys are ing like you're
Speaker 2: both down to kick it out of nowhere, you're both helping.
Speaker 3: Does she mean like right then?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we walked back to my place right then, your
Speaker 6: rustic place.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it.
Speaker 4: Was yeah, oh no, I definitely definitely clean. Yeah, how
Speaker 4: did that? It was great?
Speaker 6: I mean the only thing that I think is not
Speaker 6: great is that I forgot to tell her or like
Speaker 6: I didn't even think about it. I didn't think it
Speaker 6: was a big deal that I have a small dogs are.
Speaker 3: Cute unless yeah, a lot of people don't.
Speaker 7: Like sorry, I'm speaking for myself.
Speaker 6: As soon as she walked in, she was like, oh, okay, cool,
Speaker 6: but I'm scared of dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh dude.
Speaker 5: And I will say the little ones can be the
Speaker 5: most ferocious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my guy's super friendly, like he's a great dog.
Speaker 4: But no, no, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 6: He was like trying to cuddle up to her, And
Speaker 6: actually I was like giving her credit for like powering through.
Speaker 4: We ordered some food, we watched TV, and then she
Speaker 4: left and I was like, oh, there was no real
Speaker 4: chance for me to like take it to that romantic
Speaker 4: level because she was very preoccupied with the dog.
Speaker 5: Okay, so that's interesting.
Speaker 2: I mean it is funny though, that you met her
Speaker 2: at a convenience store, because most of the people that
Speaker 2: meet there, like at least one of them doesn't have
Speaker 2: a working cell phone.
Speaker 1: So is that like, are you sure that she a
Speaker 1: burner phone? Maybe for the month?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we should wait the first to make this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, she it was I thought it was
Speaker 6: going really, it was going well. I should say it
Speaker 6: was going well, but I did, like I've kept texting
Speaker 6: her and I'm not getting any respect.
Speaker 3: Honestly. It could come down to that you have a dog, ye,
Speaker 3: Like if he's scared of them, you scared of dogs?
Speaker 8: Yeah, get over that.
Speaker 7: One day, she seemed like she tried, like you said,
Speaker 7: she powered through, So maybe she's uncomfortable, but the dog is.
Speaker 3: Nine and she tried to leave.
Speaker 7: Is what it sounds.
Speaker 1: Are you mad at your dog for dog blocking you?
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, the dog, he said.
Speaker 1: You still hung on.
Speaker 4: Usually, usually the girls are into the dog.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is unusual, but let's come back. We're gonna
Speaker 2: call Samantha for you, and we'll try to convince her
Speaker 2: to look past your dog and give you a shot
Speaker 2: when we do a second date update right.
Speaker 1: After this second date update.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I didn't know what to label this segment for
Speaker 2: when we posted up on our podcast at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Feel like it's either gonna be convenience store cuties.
Speaker 5: Uh, that's kind of it, or dog blocked Raise the Wolf.
Speaker 2: So make sure to follow and subscribe and rate our podcast. Personally,
Speaker 2: I give it four stars if you ask me, did.
Speaker 3: I bet a lot of people going to be searching
Speaker 3: where's the woof?
Speaker 1: We should?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I bring it up because our.
Speaker 2: Listener, Eddie, met a girl recently at a convenience store
Speaker 2: twice on two separate occasions. The second time she ended
Speaker 2: up going home with him. Didn't know that he had
Speaker 2: a dog though, until she got there and she turns
Speaker 2: out to be a little bit afraid of dogs, but
Speaker 2: tried to tough it out and hang with him till
Speaker 2: she eventually had to leave Eddie.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, did she ever say that she ended
Speaker 3: up liking the dog? What's a dog's name? Mod?
Speaker 5: Okay, let's not do this, wondering if she ever said like, actually,
Speaker 5: that wasn't so bad with Mo or anything like that.
Speaker 6: No, she really was pretty tense the whole time, and
Speaker 6: she was really sweet trying to cuddle with her and everything.
Speaker 7: But said anything to you since we asked that part?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, nothing, he said.
Speaker 2: She was trying her best to like hang and cuddle
Speaker 2: with mos. There any chance that we call her and
Speaker 2: find out that she's half wolf?
Speaker 1: The dog?
Speaker 3: Oh, the dog, it's a dog, he says.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he may have a vicious side. Do
Speaker 1: you mean mugging?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say no, that's not.
Speaker 2: Enter.
Speaker 5: He's also questioning why he called in the show for
Speaker 5: questions like that.
Speaker 2: Jeff, I would like to have Mo on this call
Speaker 2: as a character witness, but a person who can't.
Speaker 1: So let's just call Samantha and see what she has
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: Here we go, dollar number right now, Hello, Hey, we're
Speaker 2: looking for Samantha.
Speaker 5: Are you driving a semi truck, Samantha.
Speaker 7: I'm not what about a fighter airplane?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe we should just ask if she's busy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, you don't even know who we are.
Speaker 2: We're radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 2: Starry to interrupt your day.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 7: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I know this is weird, but we're doing a
Speaker 2: segment called a second date update.
Speaker 3: Okay, have you ever heard one of those before?
Speaker 2: No? All right, Okay, Well this is gonna be kind
Speaker 2: of fun for you, hopefully, because there's a guy who
Speaker 2: reached out to us. He's a listener of our show.
Speaker 2: Seems like a really cool dude. His name's Eddie, and
Speaker 2: he says that he hung out with you the other day.
Speaker 5: It was kind of a crazy story, like you guys
Speaker 5: had like an impromptu date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we heard a lot about it.
Speaker 2: And Eddie said he's trying to figure out a way
Speaker 2: that you guys can meet up again, but that's not
Speaker 2: happening for some reason, and he's not sure why.
Speaker 8: There's no way I see him again.
Speaker 1: There's no way to see him why.
Speaker 2: It seems like you guys had a chill time based
Speaker 2: on what we heard, and you obviously must have had
Speaker 2: interest because you went back with him to his house
Speaker 2: and after meeting at a convenience story.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't say for so much judgment, geez.
Speaker 2: The lead story at the top of the news at ten,
Speaker 2: missing girl.
Speaker 1: Meets Rando at convenience store. More at eleven, strangled by
Speaker 1: slim gipsy.
Speaker 3: You've always survived your convenience store meet up, so mine.
Speaker 1: Are pre arranged.
Speaker 2: I see, we're not talking about my whirlwind romances. We're
Speaker 2: trying to focus on Samantha's.
Speaker 8: It's beyond embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Wait, embarrassing for you.
Speaker 7: Or because he didn't have money?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we love embarrassing things.
Speaker 8: I can't even say it, like, I've literally only told
Speaker 8: one friend about this.
Speaker 3: Really, what was their reaction?
Speaker 8: She was mortified.
Speaker 7: She was more.
Speaker 3: Mortified again for you or for him or for both
Speaker 3: of you?
Speaker 7: Good questions?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, how nervous?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I am dying to look.
Speaker 2: Can we just say, Eddie seems like he really really
Speaker 2: likes you. He wouldn't be reaching out through a radio
Speaker 2: station unless he really felt a genuine connection.
Speaker 7: He just wants to know what he didn't.
Speaker 2: We promised we wouldn't judge you for it at all,
Speaker 2: no matter how embarrassing it is.
Speaker 1: We've literally heard everything say.
Speaker 5: Something more embarrassing after I've lived a very humiliating life.
Speaker 8: Okay, but like you, guys have to promise you'll never
Speaker 8: tell him this.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell him, Yeah, I promise we will not say
Speaker 2: anything nothing comes out.
Speaker 3: About Yeah, all right, let's not lay it on toothick.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 8: I didn't tell you about his dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah that he hadds a little dog named Mo.
Speaker 1: He mentioned that you were a little bit afraid of dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that what you mean?
Speaker 8: I was trying my best. We were hanging out and
Speaker 8: watching a TV show and then Moe jumped up on
Speaker 8: my lap. Yeah, okay, God, it's so embarrassing, and my
Speaker 8: body just reacted involuntarily.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like you got scared?
Speaker 8: I peed a little bit.
Speaker 3: O sweet girl.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, we don't mean to laugh. We don't
Speaker 1: mean to laugh.
Speaker 8: I know it's horrible, and I was just like I
Speaker 8: was mortified.
Speaker 3: How wet were you?
Speaker 7: Well, that's not a question you ask, dude.
Speaker 3: I have a best friend, Honest to god. She peees
Speaker 3: her pants.
Speaker 5: From a dressing room. She was at a modeling thing
Speaker 5: one time. It was like, Brook, You'll never really this.
Speaker 5: I just wet myself. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: I'm stuck in the dressing room.
Speaker 1: This is a thing. Okay. I know Brooke doesn't always
Speaker 1: keep the best company, so it might not be the best.
Speaker 3: She's really great, she really is.
Speaker 2: Okay that I could see you'd be a little bit
Speaker 2: embarrassed by that.
Speaker 1: Did he know that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: I ended up asking any to like if I could
Speaker 8: have another drink, And once he went to the kitchen,
Speaker 8: I looked up. I saw there was a mark on
Speaker 8: the cushion.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 8: I just like, I didn't know what to do, and
Speaker 8: I just slipped it over the drink the cushion.
Speaker 1: O the couch cushion.
Speaker 5: I totally would have spilled the drink and been like,
Speaker 5: oh no.
Speaker 8: Hindsight.
Speaker 1: Okay for her embarrassment, so he tried to hide the evidence.
Speaker 8: Yes, And I was just like, I'm sorry, I have
Speaker 8: to go, and I just I'm still felt embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that.
Speaker 3: That is that you do not have to be embarrassed by.
Speaker 2: If anybody should be embarrassed, it's me for forgetting to
Speaker 2: tell you that Eddie's on the other line listening to.
Speaker 1: This conversation right now. That's that's my bad. I'm very,
Speaker 1: very embarrassed.
Speaker 3: You could add a little bit remorse in your voice, Jeff.
Speaker 1: But we live it up to our promise.
Speaker 2: We didn't say anything, Dandy that that all came out
Speaker 2: of your mouth.
Speaker 3: It's fine. I guarantee you he thinks this is funny.
Speaker 1: Well, let's not guarantee anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, make her feel better, are you there?
Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, going, Eddie, make her feel better?
Speaker 4: Eddie listen, so Imanta listen. You don't have to be embarrassed.
Speaker 4: I'm glad.
Speaker 6: I know now that I have to go home and no, no, no,
Speaker 6: but seriously, like it wasn't fair of me to not
Speaker 6: tell you that I have a dog, so I like set.
Speaker 4: You up to be in that situation.
Speaker 6: So I feel bad because you obviously you shouldn't have
Speaker 6: been so embarrassed, Like you could have just told me.
Speaker 4: We could have laughed about it, like it's not a
Speaker 4: big deal.
Speaker 6: And like you probably couldn't tell thankfully, but.
Speaker 4: Like that couch has so many days from other things. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm just glad you didn't look at my dining room chairs.
Speaker 4: They are way worse.
Speaker 1: Things like that. I think we've done no job. We
Speaker 1: made her feel bad.
Speaker 5: It just impressed election. I don't know if you guys wait,
Speaker 5: do you feel better, Samantha?
Speaker 8: I mean, I guess, I just I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 8: say anything.
Speaker 4: It's really seriously, it's not a big deal. You should
Speaker 4: not be like dwelling on this.
Speaker 5: Look at his pants just to make you feel better, right.
Speaker 4: If that's an it'll take. If that's a little take.
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean a guy who's willing to do that
Speaker 2: for you, Samantha.
Speaker 1: You can't let him get away.
Speaker 2: You gotta go out with him one more time, and
Speaker 2: we would pay for that second date. You can do
Speaker 2: it somewhere where there's no dogs anywhere around, or somewhere rustic.
Speaker 1: That's the important thing. As long as it's a rustic location.
Speaker 6: What do you think, Samantha, Well, I don't know about rustic.
Speaker 1: Well I do, but go ahead.
Speaker 8: I mean, Eddie, if we do end up picking out,
Speaker 8: my face is going to be beat red. If we
Speaker 8: hang out for like the first thirty.
Speaker 6: Minutes, well, I'll think of my most embarrassing story and
Speaker 6: share with.
Speaker 5: You, and then on your guys' first anniversary.
Speaker 3: You can get her a set of depends.
Speaker 1: So is that a yes, Samantha, You're going to see
Speaker 1: him one more time?
Speaker 3: Oh, I just pete a little with excitement.
Speaker 1: It's just old age broke. That's just what happens in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Man, that is the perfect example of what you want
Speaker 2: to hear at a wedding of how the bride and
Speaker 2: green first the.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'll tell you by the time if they got married.
Speaker 5: By the time they get married, they will totally share
Speaker 5: that story exactly.
Speaker 2: Rabbit dog soggy couch cushions that was already apparently pretty
Speaker 2: soggy to begin with.
Speaker 1: Apparently. I mean that's the stuff that dreams are made
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: So you have an embarrassing meet up story Texas right now.
Speaker 5: I will say, though, if they do start a relationship
Speaker 5: or something, that man needs to clean more.
Speaker 1: Dude, that was a little she didn't even notice the station.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do hope that they end up together, because you
Speaker 2: never know what these things. But that one is already
Speaker 2: on my wish list to get an update update for me.
Speaker 2: We got to check in in about six months to
Speaker 2: see where they're at.
Speaker 7: What if they all pee with the dog?
Speaker 4: Now that.
Speaker 3: Gross?
Speaker 1: You just want to go fund me for a new couch.
Speaker 1: That's probably in the book, but you can.
Speaker 2: You can go check out all of our second date
Speaker 2: updates up on our podcast Apro and Jeffrey River gets
Speaker 2: Yours And if you ever need help with your dating life,
Speaker 2: email the show.
Speaker 1: We'll call the person who isn't
Speaker 8: Calling you back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.