WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Convenience Store Samaritan

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, up date.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of places just naturally scream love and romance.

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<v Speaker 2>Rustic wineries for sure, Rustic mini golf courses, Rustic bowling alleys.

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<v Speaker 1>Are so hot.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just because of the previous person, as.

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<v Speaker 1>Long as it's rustic inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Another place that oozes with sexual energy is your local

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<v Speaker 2>convenience store.

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<v Speaker 3>God.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, apparently we're one of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie met someone recently at let's talk to him about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Doug, welcome to the rustic studios of our morning show,

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay studio?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Was it as romantic as Jeff is describing?

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<v Speaker 4>No, Actually it was kind of embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what happens?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So I went through a convenience store. I kind

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<v Speaker 6>of go there all the time. I was just picking

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<v Speaker 6>up a couple of items. Yeah, and I get up

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<v Speaker 6>to the counter put it up. They bring me up

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<v Speaker 6>and I throw my wallet at home.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why you gotta do the pay on Apple phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Apple pay is where it's at. It saves you in

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<v Speaker 5>a cent.

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<v Speaker 7>She's a rustic gentleman. He used to have a wallet that.

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<v Speaker 1>Old school pays with coins. I bet. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I was wanting to play with cash, but that didn't matter.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm like in there like an idiot, like patting

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<v Speaker 6>myself up and down.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's gonna miraculously show up.

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<v Speaker 5>It feels embarrassing when it happens, as if you did

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<v Speaker 5>it on purpose for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I swear I have money.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so just snatch your items and run. What'd you do?

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<v Speaker 6>No? I all of a sudden I heard the girl's voice.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I turned around. She's like, hey, is that all

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<v Speaker 4>you're getting? And I was like yeah, and she said, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I got you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll pay for it, and I was like I was

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<v Speaker 6>like no, no, no, like I was, I mean talking

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<v Speaker 6>about him, Barrens.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably just because she doesn't want you to hold

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<v Speaker 3>up the line anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she wanted to get the hell out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the girl that you're talking about that.

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<v Speaker 4>You met, Yeah, Samantha.

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<v Speaker 3>Samantha's cute with money.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of a shell off too, But that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>She bought your stuff for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so she bought my stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>So then I'm like, okay, you know what, She's cute,

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<v Speaker 6>but I'm never going to see her again. So I'm like, cool, thanks,

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<v Speaker 6>pay it forward, all that stuff, And what happens the

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<v Speaker 6>next week?

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<v Speaker 4>I run into her again.

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<v Speaker 3>No way store wait at the story.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, clearly, yes.

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<v Speaker 6>And I had never seen her or like, never noticed her,

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<v Speaker 6>but she's cute, so I definitely thought I would have

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<v Speaker 6>noticed her if i'd seen her a lot before. So

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, oh my god, do you remember last week?

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<v Speaker 4>And she was like, of course I do. Again, embarrassing, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You have only fourteen dollars by the way, yeah right there, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there can sense a little bit of a flirtation though,

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<v Speaker 2>happening just in that moment alone.

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<v Speaker 5>Please tell me you use the opportunity to pay for whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>She was fine, I did, that's exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, let me pay you back.

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<v Speaker 6>So then I just like took care of what she

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<v Speaker 6>put up on that counter.

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<v Speaker 1>A total simp move, dude, that's what the simps do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jeffrey, that's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>You definitely should have made her pay again, just to

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<v Speaker 2>show who was in charge.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your move, your mood? Yeah all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>but what did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, so, you know, what are you doing

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<v Speaker 6>the rest of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>I figured I'd shoot my.

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<v Speaker 3>Shot and oh, the rest of the day like a

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<v Speaker 3>date right then?

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<v Speaker 7>Date?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean it was like, you know, it was

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<v Speaker 6>like turning into evening. So I was like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 6>gonna go home. I'm gonna watch some TV. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 6>like order some food. Why don't you like come and chill?

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<v Speaker 6>And I thought she'd be like, oh, let me give

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<v Speaker 6>you my number and stuff, but instead she was like, cool,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not doing anything, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoaoa so rad and you guys are ing like you're

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<v Speaker 2>both down to kick it out of nowhere, you're both helping.

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<v Speaker 3>Does she mean like right then?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we walked back to my place right then, your

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<v Speaker 6>rustic place.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was yeah, oh no, I definitely definitely clean. Yeah, how

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<v Speaker 4>did that? It was great?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean the only thing that I think is not

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<v Speaker 6>great is that I forgot to tell her or like

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't even think about it. I didn't think it

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<v Speaker 6>was a big deal that I have a small dogs are.

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<v Speaker 3>Cute unless yeah, a lot of people don't.

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<v Speaker 7>Like sorry, I'm speaking for myself.

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<v Speaker 6>As soon as she walked in, she was like, oh, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 6>but I'm scared of dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude.

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<v Speaker 5>And I will say the little ones can be the

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<v Speaker 5>most ferocious.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, my guy's super friendly, like he's a great dog.

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<v Speaker 4>But no, no, not at all, not at all.

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<v Speaker 6>He was like trying to cuddle up to her, And

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<v Speaker 6>actually I was like giving her credit for like powering through.

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<v Speaker 4>We ordered some food, we watched TV, and then she

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<v Speaker 4>left and I was like, oh, there was no real

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<v Speaker 4>chance for me to like take it to that romantic

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<v Speaker 4>level because she was very preoccupied with the dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it is funny though, that you met her

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<v Speaker 2>at a convenience store, because most of the people that

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<v Speaker 2>meet there, like at least one of them doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>a working cell phone.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that like, are you sure that she a

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<v Speaker 1>burner phone? Maybe for the month?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, we should wait the first to make this.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, no, she it was I thought it was

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<v Speaker 6>going really, it was going well. I should say it

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<v Speaker 6>was going well, but I did, like I've kept texting

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<v Speaker 6>her and I'm not getting any respect.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly. It could come down to that you have a dog, ye,

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<v Speaker 3>Like if he's scared of them, you scared of dogs?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, get over that.

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<v Speaker 7>One day, she seemed like she tried, like you said,

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<v Speaker 7>she powered through, So maybe she's uncomfortable, but the dog is.

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<v Speaker 3>Nine and she tried to leave.

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<v Speaker 7>Is what it sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you mad at your dog for dog blocking you?

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey, the dog, he said.

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<v Speaker 1>You still hung on.

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<v Speaker 4>Usually, usually the girls are into the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is unusual, but let's come back. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>call Samantha for you, and we'll try to convince her

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<v Speaker 2>to look past your dog and give you a shot

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<v Speaker 2>when we do a second date update right.

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<v Speaker 1>After this second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I didn't know what to label this segment for

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<v Speaker 2>when we posted up on our podcast at Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like it's either gonna be convenience store cuties.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, that's kind of it, or dog blocked Raise the Wolf.

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<v Speaker 2>So make sure to follow and subscribe and rate our podcast. Personally,

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<v Speaker 2>I give it four stars if you ask me, did.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet a lot of people going to be searching

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<v Speaker 3>where's the woof?

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<v Speaker 1>We should?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But I bring it up because our.

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<v Speaker 2>Listener, Eddie, met a girl recently at a convenience store

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<v Speaker 2>twice on two separate occasions. The second time she ended

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<v Speaker 2>up going home with him. Didn't know that he had

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<v Speaker 2>a dog though, until she got there and she turns

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<v Speaker 2>out to be a little bit afraid of dogs, but

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<v Speaker 2>tried to tough it out and hang with him till

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<v Speaker 2>she eventually had to leave Eddie.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, did she ever say that she ended

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<v Speaker 3>up liking the dog? What's a dog's name? Mod?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, let's not do this, wondering if she ever said like, actually,

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<v Speaker 5>that wasn't so bad with Mo or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 6>No, she really was pretty tense the whole time, and

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<v Speaker 6>she was really sweet trying to cuddle with her and everything.

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<v Speaker 7>But said anything to you since we asked that part?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, nothing, he said.

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<v Speaker 2>She was trying her best to like hang and cuddle

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<v Speaker 2>with mos. There any chance that we call her and

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<v Speaker 2>find out that she's half wolf?

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<v Speaker 1>The dog?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the dog, it's a dog, he says.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying he may have a vicious side. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean mugging?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna say no, that's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Enter.

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<v Speaker 5>He's also questioning why he called in the show for

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<v Speaker 5>questions like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff, I would like to have Mo on this call

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<v Speaker 2>as a character witness, but a person who can't.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's just call Samantha and see what she has

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<v Speaker 1>to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, dollar number right now, Hello, Hey, we're

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<v Speaker 2>looking for Samantha.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you driving a semi truck, Samantha.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not what about a fighter airplane?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe we should just ask if she's busy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry, you don't even know who we are.

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<v Speaker 2>We're radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Starry to interrupt your day.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Hi, good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I know this is weird, but we're doing a

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<v Speaker 2>segment called a second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, have you ever heard one of those before?

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<v Speaker 2>No? All right, Okay, Well this is gonna be kind

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<v Speaker 2>of fun for you, hopefully, because there's a guy who

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<v Speaker 2>reached out to us. He's a listener of our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Seems like a really cool dude. His name's Eddie, and

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<v Speaker 2>he says that he hung out with you the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>It was kind of a crazy story, like you guys

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<v Speaker 5>had like an impromptu date.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we heard a lot about it.

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<v Speaker 2>And Eddie said he's trying to figure out a way

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<v Speaker 2>that you guys can meet up again, but that's not

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<v Speaker 2>happening for some reason, and he's not sure why.

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<v Speaker 8>There's no way I see him again.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way to see him why.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like you guys had a chill time based

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<v Speaker 2>on what we heard, and you obviously must have had

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<v Speaker 2>interest because you went back with him to his house

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<v Speaker 2>and after meeting at a convenience story.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't say for so much judgment, geez.

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<v Speaker 2>The lead story at the top of the news at ten,

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<v Speaker 2>missing girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Meets Rando at convenience store. More at eleven, strangled by

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<v Speaker 1>slim gipsy.

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<v Speaker 3>You've always survived your convenience store meet up, so mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Are pre arranged.

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<v Speaker 2>I see, we're not talking about my whirlwind romances. We're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to focus on Samantha's.

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<v Speaker 8>It's beyond embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, embarrassing for you.

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<v Speaker 7>Or because he didn't have money?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we love embarrassing things.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't even say it, like, I've literally only told

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<v Speaker 8>one friend about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, what was their reaction?

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<v Speaker 8>She was mortified.

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<v Speaker 7>She was more.

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<v Speaker 3>Mortified again for you or for him or for both

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<v Speaker 3>of you?

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<v Speaker 7>Good questions?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, how nervous?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>I am dying to look.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just say, Eddie seems like he really really

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<v Speaker 2>likes you. He wouldn't be reaching out through a radio

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<v Speaker 2>station unless he really felt a genuine connection.

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<v Speaker 7>He just wants to know what he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>We promised we wouldn't judge you for it at all,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter how embarrassing it is.

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<v Speaker 1>We've literally heard everything say.

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<v Speaker 5>Something more embarrassing after I've lived a very humiliating life.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, but like you, guys have to promise you'll never

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<v Speaker 8>tell him this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, tell him, Yeah, I promise we will not say

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<v Speaker 2>anything nothing comes out.

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<v Speaker 3>About Yeah, all right, let's not lay it on toothick.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's going on.

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't tell you about his dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that he hadds a little dog named Mo.

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<v Speaker 1>He mentioned that you were a little bit afraid of dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is that what you mean?

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<v Speaker 8>I was trying my best. We were hanging out and

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<v Speaker 8>watching a TV show and then Moe jumped up on

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<v Speaker 8>my lap. Yeah, okay, God, it's so embarrassing, and my

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<v Speaker 8>body just reacted involuntarily.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean, like you got scared?

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<v Speaker 8>I peed a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>O sweet girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, sorry, we don't mean to laugh. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean to laugh.

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<v Speaker 8>I know it's horrible, and I was just like I

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<v Speaker 8>was mortified.

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<v Speaker 3>How wet were you?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, that's not a question you ask, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a best friend, Honest to god. She peees

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<v Speaker 3>her pants.

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<v Speaker 5>From a dressing room. She was at a modeling thing

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<v Speaker 5>one time. It was like, Brook, You'll never really this.

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<v Speaker 5>I just wet myself. I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm stuck in the dressing room.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a thing. Okay. I know Brooke doesn't always

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<v Speaker 1>keep the best company, so it might not be the best.

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<v Speaker 3>She's really great, she really is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay that I could see you'd be a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassed by that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he know that?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 8>I ended up asking any to like if I could

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<v Speaker 8>have another drink, And once he went to the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 8>I looked up. I saw there was a mark on

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<v Speaker 8>the cushion.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 8>I just like, I didn't know what to do, and

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<v Speaker 8>I just slipped it over the drink the cushion.

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<v Speaker 1>O the couch cushion.

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<v Speaker 5>I totally would have spilled the drink and been like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh no.

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<v Speaker 8>Hindsight.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay for her embarrassment, so he tried to hide the evidence.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, And I was just like, I'm sorry, I have

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<v Speaker 8>to go, and I just I'm still felt embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>That is that you do not have to be embarrassed by.

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<v Speaker 2>If anybody should be embarrassed, it's me for forgetting to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you that Eddie's on the other line listening to.

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<v Speaker 1>This conversation right now. That's that's my bad. I'm very,

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<v Speaker 1>very embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>You could add a little bit remorse in your voice, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>But we live it up to our promise.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't say anything, Dandy that that all came out

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<v Speaker 2>of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine. I guarantee you he thinks this is funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's not guarantee anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, make her feel better, are you there?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, yeah, going, Eddie, make her feel better?

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<v Speaker 4>Eddie listen, so Imanta listen. You don't have to be embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 6>I know now that I have to go home and no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 6>but seriously, like it wasn't fair of me to not

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<v Speaker 6>tell you that I have a dog, so I like set.

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<v Speaker 4>You up to be in that situation.

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<v Speaker 6>So I feel bad because you obviously you shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 6>been so embarrassed, Like you could have just told me.

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<v Speaker 4>We could have laughed about it, like it's not a

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<v Speaker 4>big deal.

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<v Speaker 6>And like you probably couldn't tell thankfully, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that couch has so many days from other things. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just glad you didn't look at my dining room chairs.

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<v Speaker 4>They are way worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Things like that. I think we've done no job. We

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<v Speaker 1>made her feel bad.

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<v Speaker 5>It just impressed election. I don't know if you guys wait,

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<v Speaker 5>do you feel better, Samantha?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, I guess, I just I'm sorry. I didn't

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<v Speaker 8>say anything.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really seriously, it's not a big deal. You should

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<v Speaker 4>not be like dwelling on this.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at his pants just to make you feel better, right.

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<v Speaker 4>If that's an it'll take. If that's a little take.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I mean a guy who's willing to do that

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<v Speaker 2>for you, Samantha.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't let him get away.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta go out with him one more time, and

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<v Speaker 2>we would pay for that second date. You can do

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<v Speaker 2>it somewhere where there's no dogs anywhere around, or somewhere rustic.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the important thing. As long as it's a rustic location.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think, Samantha, Well, I don't know about rustic.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I do, but go ahead.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, Eddie, if we do end up picking out,

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<v Speaker 8>my face is going to be beat red. If we

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<v Speaker 8>hang out for like the first thirty.

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<v Speaker 6>Minutes, well, I'll think of my most embarrassing story and

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<v Speaker 6>share with.

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<v Speaker 5>You, and then on your guys' first anniversary.

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<v Speaker 3>You can get her a set of depends.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that a yes, Samantha, You're going to see

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<v Speaker 1>him one more time?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I just pete a little with excitement.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just old age broke. That's just what happens in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, that is the perfect example of what you want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear at a wedding of how the bride and

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<v Speaker 2>green first the.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I'll tell you by the time if they got married.

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<v Speaker 5>By the time they get married, they will totally share

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<v Speaker 5>that story exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Rabbit dog soggy couch cushions that was already apparently pretty

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<v Speaker 2>soggy to begin with.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently. I mean that's the stuff that dreams are made

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<v Speaker 1>of it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you have an embarrassing meet up story Texas right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I will say, though, if they do start a relationship

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<v Speaker 5>or something, that man needs to clean more.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, that was a little she didn't even notice the station.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I do hope that they end up together, because you

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<v Speaker 2>never know what these things. But that one is already

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<v Speaker 2>on my wish list to get an update update for me.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to check in in about six months to

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<v Speaker 2>see where they're at.

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<v Speaker 7>What if they all pee with the dog?

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<v Speaker 4>Now that.

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<v Speaker 3>Gross?

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<v Speaker 1>You just want to go fund me for a new couch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably in the book, but you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can go check out all of our second date

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<v Speaker 2>updates up on our podcast Apro and Jeffrey River gets

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<v Speaker 2>Yours And if you ever need help with your dating life,

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<v Speaker 2>email the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call the person who isn't

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<v Speaker 8>Calling you back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.