Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast getting Slice reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: Three yeah, and it's Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode
Speaker 3: three twenty four and beyond.
Speaker 4: Isn't that your job to remember what episode? Or was
Speaker 4: it three twenty five?
Speaker 5: I don't know, Brody three twenty four?
Speaker 4: It was three twenty four, That's what I'm figuring. You know, Hey,
Speaker 4: this is coming from the guy so slices.
Speaker 6: You would have had this podcast episode of Slice Time
Speaker 6: about three minutes earlier. But I was having a problem
Speaker 6: hearing Scary so he can hear me. So I say
Speaker 6: to him what we could see each other on camera?
Speaker 6: And I say, hey, I don't know what the problem is.
Speaker 6: I you need to reset my sound settings. I can't
Speaker 6: hear you.
Speaker 5: So he starts talking and moving his hands like he's
Speaker 5: explaining to me what he thinks I should do. I
Speaker 5: was trying to do my own scary sign language, right,
Speaker 5: So I said, dumbass, I can't hear you, So you
Speaker 5: explaining to me what I should do is not helpful
Speaker 5: when I can't hear you.
Speaker 6: So thank you Scarry Jones for that very valuable help.
Speaker 6: Hey anytime, Brady.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The the jingle that we play for the Slicetime episodes, says,
Speaker 6: tell all your friends you could be on?
Speaker 4: Are you telling all your friends you could be on?
Speaker 4: Are you? Are you? Are you doing that?
Speaker 5: The jingle clearly says you should, right. It doesn't even
Speaker 5: give you an option. It says, tell your friend, tell
Speaker 5: all your friends you could be on Lifetime. I'd also
Speaker 5: like to hear some from some new from from people
Speaker 5: who've been like listening in on the Slice time but
Speaker 5: haven't been participating, like.
Speaker 4: In addition to the regulars. In addition to the regulars. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5: But oh oh, and by the way, we're little bit
Speaker 5: of a contest here because I went, well, it's the
Speaker 5: Brooklyn Boys versus the world.
Speaker 4: So if you listen to us to.
Speaker 5: The iHeart Radio app, please download the new version of
Speaker 5: the iHeart Radio app and set us as your preset
Speaker 5: number one. I need that message to clearly be out
Speaker 5: there because the heads of the heads of our company
Speaker 5: are watching across the board everybody who downloads the iHeartRadio app,
Speaker 5: and they're monitoring who's in the number one position, like
Speaker 5: the number one preset, the P one preset, including big
Speaker 5: names in our company. So we want a good, strong
Speaker 5: showing from the Brooklyn Boys because we want to Brooklyn
Speaker 5: Boys make some noise. So if you don't listen to
Speaker 5: us to the iHeart Radio app, please download the iHeart
Speaker 5: Radio app and then make sure it's the most recent
Speaker 5: version with the live radio dial in the presets and
Speaker 5: set Brooklyn Boys podcast to preset Number one.
Speaker 4: One, it's imperative that you heed me.
Speaker 5: You know, you take this very seriously because we're in
Speaker 5: a bit of a contest.
Speaker 4: Brody doesn't even know about it. I didn't know about.
Speaker 4: But a couple of things.
Speaker 6: Number One, this is from the same guy who told
Speaker 6: you to leave us a five star review on the app.
Speaker 4: You couldn't do that. This is something you can actually do.
Speaker 6: Yes, so erased the fact you didn't know what he
Speaker 6: was talking about the last time.
Speaker 4: Well he knows what he's talking about this time.
Speaker 6: Also, if you download the latest version on your iPhones,
Speaker 6: you'll get the microphone button back.
Speaker 4: Yeah time. What about the Android people, you had it
Speaker 4: all along?
Speaker 6: We never had that problem. We had it five years ago.
Speaker 6: I had the radio app before it was out. No,
Speaker 6: So that's how great Android is.
Speaker 5: So yes, if there's one thing that you could help
Speaker 5: us out with, it's if you're hearing this, please make
Speaker 5: Brooklyn voice here pre set number one.
Speaker 4: No, I mean it's stupid. If you're hearing this.
Speaker 5: Please now, if you're hearing this, please actually take action
Speaker 5: and do that for us. That would be a nice,
Speaker 5: little helpful thing, better than I review. At this point,
Speaker 5: we've given you what you can't do. We've given you
Speaker 5: two assignments. Tell all your friends you could be on.
Speaker 5: Tell all your friends they.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, uh.
Speaker 6: And your second assignment is to put us to the
Speaker 6: number one slot. Even listen, if we're not your number
Speaker 6: one podcast, let's say we're your number two podcast. Put
Speaker 6: us in the number one slot. Anyway we'll do. We're
Speaker 6: asking you a favor. Okay, the big celebrities aren't going
Speaker 6: to ask you to do that. They don't care. We
Speaker 6: care about you. We're a podcast for the people. Apparently
Speaker 6: to be a number one slot.
Speaker 5: Apparently.
Speaker 4: I don't know but even know about this contest. It's
Speaker 4: currently scary. Was told at work.
Speaker 5: It's become a big thing around the office. And and
Speaker 5: I'll tell you this, we don't really win a prize
Speaker 5: for it. Necessarily, it's not has to do. It's not
Speaker 5: a personal gain thing. But it means no, it means
Speaker 5: notoriety because the head honcho muckety MUCKs you know in
Speaker 5: the company, you know, are are watching and they won.
Speaker 5: Brooklyn boys have fan base, a fan base that's loyal.
Speaker 5: That is correct. That is correct. All right, Thank you
Speaker 5: you now now onto the talkbacks. Thank you for participating
Speaker 5: in advance, even if it's negative.
Speaker 7: Reggie here, okay, Nate, boat shop owner, snowboarder, white, Nate
Speaker 7: from Vermont. The way you can make your name a
Speaker 7: little shorter is just taking out the white part, because
Speaker 7: as soon as you said boat owner and snowboarder in Vermont,
Speaker 7: we already knew you were white.
Speaker 4: By the way, that was not Reggie. That was I
Speaker 4: love Reggie here. That was Reggie. Was that Reggie? That
Speaker 4: was Reggie says the humor.
Speaker 5: That was Reggie with a cold You sure, okay, whatever
Speaker 5: the case, that was, that was Reggie, sends a humor.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was.
Speaker 7: Oh and Nate, of course I will come to the
Speaker 7: next meetup to pleasure you with my hand in my mouth.
Speaker 8: Thank you for asking, so consider it.
Speaker 7: It's awesome.
Speaker 5: That was Reggie. Reggie must have a she pissed me
Speaker 5: under the weather. Oh so, so, I'm I'm.
Speaker 4: On day sixteen of the flu. But I'm on the
Speaker 4: tail end. I think this is my last day.
Speaker 8: Reggie here too, Scary's you best friends.
Speaker 4: See that's Reggie. Yeah, that's that's upbeat Reggie. That was
Speaker 4: down to business. Yes it was. It was down to
Speaker 4: business Reggie.
Speaker 5: Okay, it was Reggie from a different Okay, I'm losing it.
Speaker 9: But Reggie here too, Scary's do best friend who called
Speaker 9: in for the first time ever and didn't.
Speaker 8: Leave a name.
Speaker 9: Excuse me, I don't need Jesus because I already have Jesus.
Speaker 8: Jesus made my vagina, So watch it.
Speaker 5: Okay, she's obsessed with her lady parts.
Speaker 4: You noticed that she needs someone else to be obsessed
Speaker 4: with her lady parts.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, and I just heard his last talkback. Dude,
Speaker 8: Bethany and Gandhi are nothing alike.
Speaker 9: You named like four characteristics that happened to be somewhere
Speaker 9: about them.
Speaker 8: That doesn't mean they're alike.
Speaker 10: Haven't you been listening to the Big Show because.
Speaker 8: You talked about hearing an episode of a.
Speaker 9: Podcast from two thousand and sixteen to twenty seventeen and.
Speaker 8: Said they're exactly like. No, I love.
Speaker 9: Them both they're nothing alike. They're radio personalities.
Speaker 6: No, okay, although I will say Bethany put up a
Speaker 6: great picture of an elephant wearing a sweater, and I
Speaker 6: sent that to Gandhi because she loves elephants and would
Speaker 6: get a kick out of it.
Speaker 4: So they definitely overlap in some things, and they both
Speaker 4: love me.
Speaker 9: Reggie here, Desiree Valentina and I did gather for the appointment.
Speaker 8: With the ointment. She helped me out with those rhymes.
Speaker 9: And we lathered up anyone who was willing to just
Speaker 9: come on by. Everybody who passed by got lathered up.
Speaker 9: It's great.
Speaker 5: Did they have a sexual encounter these too?
Speaker 4: You know what, Dez is married. I'm not saying that
Speaker 4: she I don't.
Speaker 5: I definitely believe that Reggie was into it, but I'm
Speaker 5: not so sure about that, although you know, she's a
Speaker 5: very going person. I would love to know if there's
Speaker 5: any slices who have ever gotten together and actually hooked up.
Speaker 4: Have there been? Has there been a match?
Speaker 6: You had to have met through the podcast, You couldn't
Speaker 6: have known each other before.
Speaker 8: Oh, right, of course, of course, Reggie here.
Speaker 7: So one of the talkbacks I left last week that
Speaker 7: didn't make it because I guess it was too long
Speaker 7: ago by.
Speaker 8: The time you guys did the the Slice show.
Speaker 9: Was the fact that I too thought that was me
Speaker 9: when Rifko was doing an impression of me.
Speaker 8: It was amazing, like, that's not me.
Speaker 4: This guy Brody's a piece of work.
Speaker 11: Man, Yo, Stop trying to take advantage of these small businesses.
Speaker 11: You know what you're doing. You're holding two fingers up
Speaker 11: ordering two me combos. No, I didn't you know what
Speaker 11: you're doing, bro, Stop small.
Speaker 5: Businesses just seek you get a free sandwich.
Speaker 4: Brod It kind of fucking garbage, is that? Oh my god,
Speaker 4: have some bro.
Speaker 11: Have some shame.
Speaker 5: You know what you're doing.
Speaker 11: He's not good with money, bro, You're fucking cheap and
Speaker 11: you're scamboni what okay?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: First of all, none of that's true. Second of all,
Speaker 6: I didn't hold up two fingers. That was never part
Speaker 6: of the story. Third of all, I made it very
Speaker 6: clear I didn't know I had a second sandwich until
Speaker 6: I finished the first one and opened it realized it
Speaker 6: was two parts of a sandwich and went in the bag,
Speaker 6: And so there was another sandwich in there that I
Speaker 6: didn't have the money to pay for because I didn't
Speaker 6: order it.
Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to scam anybody. I certainly wouldn't have
Speaker 5: told that story. If I was trying to scam anybody,
Speaker 5: I would have kept it to myself. So not a
Speaker 5: scamboney artist. And they messed up.
Speaker 4: I have to come.
Speaker 5: Yes, Brody doesn't purposefully scam people.
Speaker 4: That he doesn't.
Speaker 5: There is nobody more honest than me. That's I was
Speaker 5: raised by a police officer.
Speaker 6: I'm honest, I mean, and I'm conscientious, and I'm a
Speaker 6: rule follower.
Speaker 5: He does, I mean, he does like free dessert. I mean,
Speaker 5: you know when when they do, if I've earned it.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay. And that one time he took that grape
Speaker 4: soda okay again, ask if I could have it?
Speaker 5: I said, were good?
Speaker 4: Were good?
Speaker 5: After he was half way out the door. No, that's
Speaker 5: not true.
Speaker 6: I was right by the counter where refrigerated was next
Speaker 6: to it.
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut for the sandwiches. I would
Speaker 12: have given the sandwich back the minute I saw there
Speaker 12: was two in the bag. Because you can't say that
Speaker 12: you're an honest person go up there and pay for
Speaker 12: one sandwich and then keep the other sandwich.
Speaker 8: That's not being honest. That's being dishonest, and he made
Speaker 8: a mistake.
Speaker 13: I'd go give it back to them, and if they
Speaker 13: say hey, keep it, Hey, then I keep it and.
Speaker 8: I get extra sandwich. But I'd rather just give it
Speaker 8: back and be honest that way.
Speaker 5: It's getting hard to defend you there, bro, Yeah, hold on,
Speaker 5: hold on, Well, I understand your point about giving it back.
Speaker 4: I wasn't dishonest.
Speaker 6: I didn't ask for it, and it wasn't like they
Speaker 6: put an extra bottle of soda in my bag. They
Speaker 6: can't reuse the sandwich, So why get the guy in
Speaker 6: trouble by saying, oh, the guy made double sandwich?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 4: I don't know if the woman's the owner or the
Speaker 4: manager and she's gonna get.
Speaker 5: You were protecting him from being I said that you
Speaker 5: were okay.
Speaker 4: I said that there was no there was there was Listen,
Speaker 4: it was a win win.
Speaker 6: If I keep it, I get an extra sandwich for
Speaker 6: free and he doesn't get in trouble. If I give
Speaker 6: it back, I'm out the free sandwich and he might
Speaker 6: get in trouble.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 4: Did not hold up two fingers, did not try to swindle.
Speaker 10: Hey, boys, shams and Queen's here scary you gave Rody's
Speaker 10: shit about him taking home sandwich and eating it not
Speaker 10: being honest. Didn't you talk within the last year or
Speaker 10: two about how grub hub, not a sponsor, delivered food
Speaker 10: to your apartment that you didn't order, but you took
Speaker 10: it in and ate it anyway. I think you said
Speaker 10: it was Indian food or something. You could have contacted
Speaker 10: grub hubs still not a sponsor or whatever it was
Speaker 10: and told them, hey, I didn't order this.
Speaker 5: That's different that home delivery thing where it's sitting in
Speaker 5: front of my door. The difference there is, yeah, it's
Speaker 5: already are already appeared, and they're not coming to pick
Speaker 5: it up because the order is over, and you can't
Speaker 5: get in touch with the people. In fact, you can
Speaker 5: actually you can't call them. You can't even communicate with them.
Speaker 5: Once they do that drop off, it's over. And how
Speaker 5: who would I even contact to pick it up from me?
Speaker 5: Because it wasn't my It wasn't my order.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't order anything at that point, So it was like, what, what,
Speaker 5: what is my complaint?
Speaker 6: Why did you take the bag from the guy at
Speaker 6: the door. Why didn't you just say I didn't order anything.
Speaker 6: They were willingly took the food. No, wasn't it in
Speaker 6: front of my door that that time? That was the
Speaker 6: time that it was. It was, it happened twice, it was.
Speaker 6: That was the time that was in front.
Speaker 5: Of my door.
Speaker 4: Pretty sure you can't give it back at that point.
Speaker 5: It's gonna go, it's gonna be cold, and my sandwich
Speaker 5: would have been You were there in the sandwich shop.
Speaker 4: You were there, you were in front of them. What
Speaker 4: are they gonna do with it? They can't use it?
Speaker 4: Different story. I kinda next caller.
Speaker 15: A Bronian scarist, Joe from California. I was just listening
Speaker 15: to this last Lifetime was released on the fourth and
Speaker 15: went to commercial and it's scary talking about how much
Speaker 15: hummus he stocking up for the big game. Yeah, but
Speaker 15: you're in the middle of your program, so how could
Speaker 15: that be?
Speaker 5: He recorded it previously, right, I recorded that before. But
Speaker 5: he keep in mind that in three days, I'm allowed
Speaker 5: to eat hummus again. I cannot wait. I'll be back
Speaker 5: to my sober hummus. But yes, that is the case.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 5: We also had a group situation. I mean, well, it
Speaker 5: could have been a party that was invited to where
Speaker 5: I had you know, Hummus was was present, But we
Speaker 5: ended up scrapping the entire plan because we If you
Speaker 5: listen to the Big show, you'll know that we ended
Speaker 5: up watching it in a giant lobby with a bunch
Speaker 5: of strangers.
Speaker 4: That's where we ended up watching the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: But that that was This was anticipate, in anticipation of
Speaker 5: what the plan was supposed to be. And just because
Speaker 5: it's there, it doesn't mean I have to eat it, right,
Speaker 5: But I am a huge fan of sober Brody knows
Speaker 5: that first.
Speaker 6: Hand, as am I as the Red Pepper and the
Speaker 6: Everything Bagel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very very good. We love it. We love our
Speaker 4: sober homes garlic.
Speaker 16: Hey guys, Vinnie from Brooklyn here answering back to one
Speaker 16: of the talkbackers that asked about the funeral fund, My
Speaker 16: grandmother actually did this. We buried her a couple of
Speaker 16: years ago. She was ninety nine. She lived in Newport Richie, Florida.
Speaker 4: They have a network show, Dead by the Way.
Speaker 16: Funeral homes that they work with, so you can't just
Speaker 16: go to any funeral home. You got to go within
Speaker 16: the network correct basically an agreed upon contract. They'll all
Speaker 16: honor it.
Speaker 4: That is right, If that answers yes, A.
Speaker 5: Lot of people are confused because they think the price
Speaker 5: goes up and if another place closes whatever, that another place
Speaker 5: will honor. It's a network of funeral homes you you
Speaker 5: can choose from. And again they're all in on this.
Speaker 6: So did you notice by the way he said we
Speaker 6: buried my grandmother she was ninety nine.
Speaker 5: You never said she passed away. Oh, they buried her,
Speaker 5: buried her alive.
Speaker 6: She's ninety nine, so we buried her. He never said
Speaker 6: she passed away. I mean, God bless her. She lived
Speaker 6: in ninety nine, but it's time gotta go. Maybe let
Speaker 6: her get to one hundred.
Speaker 5: God bless her for living the ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Hey, what a brooking boys to boy Asian mic from
Speaker 2: Long Island. I just try to leave talkback before. I
Speaker 2: don't think that one went through because it crashed on me.
Speaker 4: So it's all good.
Speaker 2: As I was saying, episode three twenty two, scary, did
Speaker 2: you say someone was on the spectrum?
Speaker 5: Come on, bro, you do better. We have Yeah, we.
Speaker 4: Should addressed this already. We addressed this already. All good.
Speaker 2: Here you what a brooking boys boy? Asian mic again
Speaker 2: from Long Island. I'm drawing on blank. I forgot what
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. But if anyone tried looking up
Speaker 2: on YouTube, my handle is an Asian Mic. So if
Speaker 2: anybody's interested, just let me know in the next talk
Speaker 2: back and Hey Maddy from Brooklyn and Bronx, how you
Speaker 2: doing well?
Speaker 4: Shout out? Okay?
Speaker 6: So has there been an upswell of people trying to
Speaker 6: find Asian Mic on YouTube that I'm not aware of?
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 6: So apparently there's a problem we weren't aware of that
Speaker 6: people have not been able to find him. But then
Speaker 6: he says, if you want to find me, leave it.
Speaker 6: Talk about he's wasn't that last talk back and opportunity
Speaker 6: to give out your YouTube? It was seemed like a
Speaker 6: missed opportunity. Asian Mike hot commodity, the ground swell of people.
Speaker 10: That bitch from that place? You know who it is? Okay,
Speaker 10: guys asked if we do anything weird while we listen
Speaker 10: to the podcast. The only thing that might be considered
Speaker 10: weird is sometimes I listen while I help my dad
Speaker 10: with his stretches and exercises. He's disabled from having a
Speaker 10: stroke several years ago, So sometimes I listen while I
Speaker 10: help him. But other than that, I'm usually listening while
Speaker 10: I cook, clean or grocery shops.
Speaker 8: So not too weird.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, very nice. Oh that's noble. That's a good cause.
Speaker 6: It's not quite what Reggie would say.
Speaker 10: No, hey, you know who this is, Brody.
Speaker 17: You talked about how you got clothing from this company
Speaker 17: and still get the catalogs even after you return the clothing. Well,
Speaker 17: I ordered a sweat shirt online from a company. I
Speaker 17: didn't like how it hit me, so I returned it.
Speaker 17: I spent almost a month dealing with the return process,
Speaker 17: got it done, and now I get emails.
Speaker 10: From the company saying, oh that's such you you were
Speaker 10: interested in still available? Oh bitch, I had it in
Speaker 10: returned to leave me the book alone.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, you're on the list. It's hard to get out.
Speaker 6: You can't get away with the ball.
Speaker 18: Here first time. For all that, I just wanted to say,
Speaker 18: somebody's definitely going to listen, because definitely.
Speaker 4: What are you doing.
Speaker 19: Anyway?
Speaker 18: Thanks all the last and Hay birthday the later birthday
Speaker 18: to both of you guys.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: He's got water in his phone.
Speaker 6: I feel like that was a very important message. But
Speaker 6: we couldn't make out I heard the birthday party for.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was basic clear happy birthday. Let's see what
Speaker 5: the A I U script says. He said, that's right.
Speaker 5: We're definitely gonna let you know that date to the
Speaker 5: podcast when you ask when you are listening, because definitely
Speaker 5: like the podcast. But anyway, huh, thanks for all the
Speaker 5: last happy birthday or late birth Okay, we got the
Speaker 5: just to the message, thank you so much. Just just
Speaker 5: gotten yes message received.
Speaker 4: You just don't have to sit down and leave, he said.
Speaker 5: It's DP from h D again. Bro put the fucking
Speaker 5: trying to get better in the damn game. Dude, just
Speaker 5: sitting in a win all day. Then you just don't
Speaker 5: have to sit there and leave. That's the game. Broady
Speaker 5: quits your fucking crying and okay, I don't know, and
Speaker 5: get better at the damn game.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't know. Oh I'm not crying about anything,
Speaker 4: so I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 5: So it's going on here. Hold on, this is common
Speaker 5: thinking on episode three ten byob bring your own Brody.
Speaker 4: Oh that's like what three months ago?
Speaker 1: Scary?
Speaker 5: Why are you guys?
Speaker 13: You're fucking work?
Speaker 4: Thank you, Ilmo appreciate you. That was like times square Elmo.
Speaker 5: So the other day I wished Elmo a happy, a
Speaker 5: happy birthday. I was doing the horoscopes for the big
Speaker 5: shows and almost birthday, Elmo turned three. Again, that's right,
Speaker 5: I said, Elmo is three. And then someone texted in
Speaker 5: and they were like, how is that possible? Scary made
Speaker 5: a mistake. He said on the air that Almo is
Speaker 5: three years old. Hey, Elma, I almost been good at
Speaker 5: least twenty five thirty. And I said, I said number
Speaker 5: one of the number one be correct. And the truth
Speaker 5: of the matter is every year, on his birthday, Elmo
Speaker 5: turns three.
Speaker 4: Why does Elmo turn three?
Speaker 5: Because he's catering to the crowd that is watching his show, Elmo.
Speaker 5: Elmo likes thing three years old. Elmo always turns three
Speaker 5: because that's the relatable audience for who's watching Sesame Street.
Speaker 4: What do they really want? Hey, hey it's Elmo.
Speaker 6: I'm twenty nine now the fuck I'm brought to you
Speaker 6: by the letter who gives a shit?
Speaker 5: Exactly, Elmo is always three. Elmo's a character that is
Speaker 5: like a comic strip. It stays the same every turn thirty.
Speaker 5: I'm smoking two packs a day. I just got fired
Speaker 5: from my job every year turns.
Speaker 4: So when I.
Speaker 5: Explained it to the texter who was so quick to
Speaker 5: try and correct me, they were like, oh, that actually
Speaker 5: makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Elmo doesn't like when people correct you. Elmo is
Speaker 4: eternally three Yeah.
Speaker 20: Okay, and Brody Trevor from Kansas or Kansas from Trevor,
Speaker 20: as Brody would say, thank you. Weirdest play ever listen
Speaker 20: to your podcast is in a hole, not for a grave,
Speaker 20: but for pipes in the swimming pool.
Speaker 8: Just so you know, thank you.
Speaker 5: You laying pipe. He was laying pipe and pipe listening
Speaker 5: to the podcast. If he just said he was laying pipe,
Speaker 5: that'd be much, you know, much cooler. But I installs pools.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 21: Hi, Brody and Scary. This is Jennifer from Pompino Beach, Florida.
Speaker 21: Just wanted to leave a talk back on where I
Speaker 21: listened to your show. The angriest wait to listen to
Speaker 21: new episodes every single week. I am a dog groomer
Speaker 21: and I listen to you while I'm at work. I'd
Speaker 21: rather have you guys in my ears than the barking dogs.
Speaker 21: Love your show Slice for Life.
Speaker 5: Thank you appreciate you, thanks for listening.
Speaker 6: I appreciate that dog groomers not only do a great
Speaker 6: job grooming our loved ones, but they also they express
Speaker 6: the anal glands they do.
Speaker 5: What are the what are the any glands saying? Anal
Speaker 5: not ani anal glands?
Speaker 4: What are they saying?
Speaker 5: They expressed themselves, express themselves, just like Madonna's themselves.
Speaker 4: Madonna, they expressed themselves. You wouldn't need to have the
Speaker 4: groom or do it.
Speaker 6: I was unaware of this until I went to a
Speaker 6: place that charged extra for it. I'm like, wait a minute, Yeah,
Speaker 6: you guys expressed, so if it's all included, that's even
Speaker 6: better than you don't have to ask questions and it's
Speaker 6: just done. Yeah, because if you don't express their anal glands,
Speaker 6: they rubbed their asses on the carpet for hours.
Speaker 4: That's what I've learned. Okay, how would you have learned that?
Speaker 4: You've never been?
Speaker 6: I watched it on YouTube Racist Dog. Were you watching
Speaker 6: Asian Asian Mike's YouTube channel?
Speaker 5: I had I had to. I actually had to figure
Speaker 5: out what that meant once a long time ago when
Speaker 5: I didn't know what it meant.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, oh, this is what we were you
Speaker 4: involved in it.
Speaker 5: You needed to know about expressing an I'm always talking
Speaker 5: about the the expressing the anal glands of their dog
Speaker 5: and how they're uncomfortable if you don't express them. I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 5: it's like squeezing pus from a pimple.
Speaker 4: We'll leave it right there.
Speaker 5: Next call, please.
Speaker 4: All right? That one has no audio to it. Oh
Speaker 4: it's a shame. Neither does this one.
Speaker 5: Great story.
Speaker 10: This is Justin from Iowa.
Speaker 8: First time the badger.
Speaker 22: I figured I slut one in here, just like Scary
Speaker 22: Dick Jones did on three twenty four at the end.
Speaker 8: With mister fat loss hit the jingle, bitch.
Speaker 4: I can't believe this is another one, Brody.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I slipped on right past the goalie on that one.
Speaker 6: First of all, although he's not a doctor per se,
Speaker 6: he is doctor. That guy not missed that guy, mister,
Speaker 6: but by me missing it, by me missing it or
Speaker 6: allowing it, as I think was the case, we got
Speaker 6: you to call justin so you're a new.
Speaker 5: Call on mission accomplished. We appreciate your accomplished.
Speaker 9: Thank you all right, Reggie here, scary, thank you for resky.
Speaker 7: So anytime I'm just seeing a man, I insist that
Speaker 7: the podcast beyond, so that's mostly where I'm listening.
Speaker 8: Excuse me, leave it a talk back quiet over there.
Speaker 8: So that's how I always listen to your podcast.
Speaker 5: Someone, I'm calm, bullshit.
Speaker 6: I would think, knowing Reggie, that she'd have a difficult
Speaker 6: time leaving a talk back whilst she was servicing someone exactly.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, Brodie, you were the man. Dude, I
Speaker 9: heard scary ask where it's like the unusual place you
Speaker 9: listen to the podcast.
Speaker 8: So I called and left that message.
Speaker 9: And after I leave the message, I hear you say
Speaker 9: Reggie's had sex shirt while doing a talk back.
Speaker 10: That's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm still not believing it slices.
Speaker 9: From now on, everyone set the mood in your bedroom
Speaker 9: by turning on the Brooklyn Boys and getting down with
Speaker 9: your partner or with yourself whatever.
Speaker 5: That doesn't seem like the two go together. Seems like
Speaker 5: complete opposite.
Speaker 4: Well it does.
Speaker 9: Yeah, from New Jersey. Well, I'm like Reggie, I do
Speaker 9: listen in a boring place. I am a teacher. Therefore
Speaker 9: I am also poor, which means I also have to
Speaker 9: have several part time jobs.
Speaker 8: Which means every single night.
Speaker 9: I also drive for Amazon, and that's when I get
Speaker 9: all the podcasts in.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you. Wait a minute, that was Reggie,
Speaker 4: but she said it was is that her alter ego?
Speaker 5: I must be.
Speaker 9: Anyone who is saying Reggie and Skyler sound similar.
Speaker 8: Excuse me, no, go back and listen to order? Got
Speaker 8: listen to order?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I guess that was Styler who drives to Amazon.
Speaker 8: Reggie here.
Speaker 9: Okay, I could tell you a story of how I
Speaker 9: got screwed when someone passed away, but it's not going
Speaker 9: to be funny and it's not going to be gross.
Speaker 9: So do you want to hear that or not?
Speaker 4: Probably not. It's a tough one if it's not going
Speaker 4: to be funny or gross.
Speaker 6: But see, normally, if she said she got rued when
Speaker 6: someone died, I would think she had sex with a
Speaker 6: corpse exactly.
Speaker 4: But she said it's not gonna be funny all gross,
Speaker 4: so it's not that. I mean, it's neither. Yeah.
Speaker 9: All right, Resie here, So okay, ah, hold on, I
Speaker 9: have a I have a pubic hair and a tonail
Speaker 9: stuck my teeth.
Speaker 5: Let me just call back, all right, what do we
Speaker 5: do with this person?
Speaker 4: Well, Reggie is just dominating this.
Speaker 5: I like, she's left about fifty talkbacks already. She's abusing
Speaker 5: our talkback system. Perhaps we should do what is it
Speaker 5: a Patreon? The talkbacks? We make a fortune off a
Speaker 5: few people. I mean, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 5: She continues, Look at this, there's more. This is her
Speaker 5: also bringing it, Brooklyn, Hi, lied, it's not.
Speaker 9: Bringing it, brook Blynn.
Speaker 22: Boys, I don't do this anymore. But I used to
Speaker 22: smoke weed and listen to the podcast. Have some drinks too,
Speaker 22: Get a little cross faded. I remember sitting back on
Speaker 22: the couch listen to the Hampton's episode. And I used
Speaker 22: to sit on the porch and drink and play it.
Speaker 22: And people would hear it broadcasting from the porch loud,
Speaker 22: all right, laughing because they're funny.
Speaker 4: That's a great place to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 6: Not now, does he not do drugs anymore? Does he
Speaker 6: just not do drugs listen to the podcast? Because he
Speaker 6: said I used to smoke pot listen to the podcast,
Speaker 6: but don't do that anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Now, it's one part of it. It's one or
Speaker 4: the other, right, right, he just smokes pot leaving talkbacks? Okay,
Speaker 4: Reggie here. Okay, no, let's make fum Washington anyway. I
Speaker 4: got that.
Speaker 19: I think the weirdest place I do listen to your
Speaker 19: podcast is the parking lot of a juvenile correction facility.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what else?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 19: And I used to listen to your podcast while I
Speaker 19: was loading artillery rounds in the tank in the army.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's awesome, all right, you in Wow, He's
Speaker 5: brought us some really great places.
Speaker 23: Thank you, Bertie and Scary Lisa the Swedish metal fan. Bertie,
Speaker 23: when you were telling the story about getting mail for
Speaker 23: another address, it reminded me of a similar situation that
Speaker 23: I'm in. I live in a town home where in
Speaker 23: the neighborhood everyone's address is the same, well other than
Speaker 23: the unit number. So for example, it's one hundred this street,
Speaker 23: unit five hundred. That's how everyone's address is structured. So
Speaker 23: my unit number is twenty two zero five. I'm always
Speaker 23: part two, Lisa. I'm always getting packages for Unit two
Speaker 23: thousand and five while I'm Unit twenty two zero five,
Speaker 23: So I'm always having to walk over to Unit two
Speaker 23: thousand and five to drop off their packages, and the
Speaker 23: same thing happens to me. I get packages for other
Speaker 23: units and they have to walk over.
Speaker 5: So I don't know.
Speaker 23: It's just a big old mess in our neighborhood. And
Speaker 23: it seems to happen a lot. And it's not just
Speaker 23: because it's also FedEx ups and Amazon's Part three Lisa.
Speaker 23: Sometimes I get packages for unit eleven O five. Again,
Speaker 23: I'm twenty two o five anyways, whatever, But yeah, no,
Speaker 23: I agree. I mean, as someone who used to do
Speaker 23: door Dash and Instacar, I would always triple check the
Speaker 23: address before I deliver anything, because that's just terrible customer service.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 23: Anyways, Slice for Life, Thank you, guys, appreciate I.
Speaker 4: Guess she's not the one who left the Indian forty
Speaker 4: good door by mistake.
Speaker 5: No, she certainly was My boys podcast. All right, we're
Speaker 5: a little more than halfway through.
Speaker 4: We got a lot would to go though ranking it.
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut here, I couldn't stop laughing
Speaker 13: when you said, Jerry, where's the place where you might
Speaker 13: have listened to our podcast in a weird place, maybe
Speaker 13: having sex?
Speaker 8: And then you said Breggie have in sex?
Speaker 13: And all I could think of Reggie here and her
Speaker 13: screaming that having sex. It made me laugh so hard
Speaker 13: because I could just wait for her comments to come
Speaker 13: in about what you guys just said about her.
Speaker 5: Okay, you created quite the visual.
Speaker 4: People are doing their Reggie impressions.
Speaker 5: It's terrific. Reggie.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut. I worked for the post
Speaker 8: office for three years.
Speaker 13: Most of the mail is sorted by a machine, so
Speaker 13: something is picking it up from the machine to put
Speaker 13: it in that bundle of that address.
Speaker 8: Per Se your address. If it's a smaller town, it's
Speaker 8: hand sorted.
Speaker 13: So if it's hand sorted, I don't know how big
Speaker 13: your town is, but if it's hand sorted, then someone
Speaker 13: should just be in lead.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's hand sorted.
Speaker 6: But even if it was machine sorted, if you open
Speaker 6: the package of the mail that was sorted and you
Speaker 6: see that it's that street, not my street, why would
Speaker 6: you still give it to me just because the number
Speaker 6: is the same.
Speaker 4: So you hear that, that's the sound of Reggie. She's
Speaker 4: hand sorting right now.
Speaker 13: I bet she is Lord from Connecticut again. So I'm curious,
Speaker 13: do you live in a big town? Is it a
Speaker 13: small town that you're in. If it's a small town,
Speaker 13: that means that the mailman's just being lazy, and it's
Speaker 13: not paying attention because.
Speaker 4: They know where they deliver, they know their route.
Speaker 13: They do it all the time, unless it's somebody new
Speaker 13: and they're taking over. But still they should know. If
Speaker 13: it's a big area, then the machine's just picking it
Speaker 13: up wrong. But by now they should know what's wrong
Speaker 13: and pay attention to it so they don't deliver it
Speaker 13: to you again.
Speaker 15: Okay, good morning, Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 24: Hey Brooklyn boys, It's Caitlin, Mark and Luke. First of all,
Speaker 24: Lani from CD What is Sweetie? That put a huge
Speaker 24: smile on her face And we were listening to you
Speaker 24: guys the other day, What is Sweetie?
Speaker 5: And we love our brooksmi okay, alsome okay.
Speaker 24: On the topic of Mayo, Mayo is the elite condiment
Speaker 24: in my opinion. I'm I'm not a mustard fan, and
Speaker 24: neither is my hubs. We are Mayo people. Mayo can
Speaker 24: go on a corned beef sandwich, roast beef, American, whatever
Speaker 24: it is. No Mayo is elite.
Speaker 8: My favorite Bookie, They have a great daybook boy.
Speaker 4: No hold on, no, don't talk with the kid.
Speaker 6: No Mayo on corn beef, No Mao on corn beef,
Speaker 6: ketchup Russian dressing, no mayo, roast beef debatable, debatable, ketchup
Speaker 6: Russian dressing, mustard black blue.
Speaker 25: Brody and is scary? Never scary and brody.
Speaker 4: This is worth from CT.
Speaker 25: Usually only listen to you guys in my car driving around,
Speaker 25: to be honest, a full blast. But one time, one
Speaker 25: I would love to listen to Brodie's rants on a
Speaker 25: way to anger management class and just show up and
Speaker 25: be like, oh, well, why are you here? Like fuck
Speaker 25: pickle ball, fuck marketplace, fuck the mall. Just one time,
Speaker 25: that's all. Oh and by the way, I hate those siblings.
Speaker 25: Those fucking people make me sick.
Speaker 4: Wait, what siblings are we talking about again? What siblings?
Speaker 5: What the siblings?
Speaker 4: Siblings? Siblings, siblings, sibling.
Speaker 9: Hello, Bee Boys, Christy from Saddlebrook.
Speaker 26: The strangest place I ever listened to you guys was
Speaker 26: down in Disney World Panna's Buy You Adventure. The ride
Speaker 26: got stuck right in the middle of the rock and
Speaker 26: my husband have played earbuds in and listen to his music.
Speaker 26: I said, well, the hell with that, I'm going to
Speaker 26: listen to my Bee Boys. Yeah, so I put my
Speaker 26: earbuds in and I started listening to you, and it
Speaker 26: made the time go fast, and the ride started up
Speaker 26: and off we went amazing.
Speaker 4: I like that nice. Nice. As we went to Disney World, Scary. Yay,
Speaker 4: we got there. I love Disney.
Speaker 9: Hey Christy again from Saddlebrook, Scary.
Speaker 26: There is absolutely nothing wrong with you asking for a
Speaker 26: discount on that room, nothing at all.
Speaker 9: I think it's great.
Speaker 5: I'm in the.
Speaker 26: Travel industry and I'm constantly asking hotels for cops or discounts.
Speaker 8: I ask for air airfare passes and stuff.
Speaker 26: Nothing wrong with that whatsoever, my friend, you keep on
Speaker 26: doing it.
Speaker 4: Thank you about the fact that my waity discount that's
Speaker 4: really the issue. Yeah, it wasn't the greatest you got
Speaker 4: the disk account.
Speaker 2: I am not even leaving any talk Bucks anymore because
Speaker 2: I cannot find.
Speaker 4: This talk back button. It's fixed for the Jamaica US.
Speaker 4: Will you be a good Okay, download the latest hold on.
Speaker 6: You can't say you're not going to leave a talk
Speaker 6: back because you can't find the button as you're leaving
Speaker 6: the button.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that being said, the latest update. As we
Speaker 4: talked about the please Reggie here.
Speaker 8: Okay, So anyone who is a company or a product.
Speaker 9: WESSO, you gotta get the Brooklyn Boys to advertise it.
Speaker 9: Hey him the big Bucks because Brody Hey love corn
Speaker 9: one time on the podcast. Not a sponsor, and I
Speaker 9: already went out and bought it just because he was
Speaker 9: eating it, and this could be your product I could
Speaker 9: be eating or using. So you know, look, the Brooklyn
Speaker 9: Boys up. This is salty, it's delicious. I have hypertension,
Speaker 9: so I absolutely shouldn't be having it, but it's great.
Speaker 9: Thanks bro Not a sponsor, but it should.
Speaker 4: Yeah, love corn.
Speaker 6: If you'd like to officially sponsor the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
Speaker 6: reach out to me. We love love corn, not so
Speaker 6: much to you know, we're not going to take the sponsorship.
Speaker 4: Let make it happen.
Speaker 27: Workload you wicky heavy cloaed you uh yo about the
Speaker 27: post office story?
Speaker 13: Uh, how do you?
Speaker 27: I have another issue. I get mailed not just from
Speaker 27: the last person that used to live at where I
Speaker 27: like the house I bought.
Speaker 4: I get mailed from like for like five.
Speaker 27: Or six different people that I guess used to live there,
Speaker 27: and it's like the last person ove there for twenty years,
Speaker 27: so I don't even know how old. So many people are.
Speaker 4: Now, Oh my goodness, what do you do? That's crazy?
Speaker 5: That really is, unless several people live in that house
Speaker 5: could be can I tell you that?
Speaker 6: In the same at the same time where I'm living now,
Speaker 6: I've gotten I don't know, seven or eight packages from
Speaker 6: the guy who used to live here, and so we
Speaker 6: become friendly because every time he gets a package delivered,
Speaker 6: I have to I have to text him and say, hey, man,
Speaker 6: is another package shit for you? So I just got
Speaker 6: this amongst say just it's like a month ago. I
Speaker 6: got this extra thick golfing resort magazine. I guess he's
Speaker 6: a golfer. He's you know, he's one of these guys
Speaker 6: that goes to resorts and they he must be on
Speaker 6: the mailing list. So it's this beautiful I kick off
Speaker 6: the new season of golf and it's like a three
Speaker 6: inch thick, huge catalog. Totally not who I am, right
Speaker 6: because I'm like, oh, maybe I'm on a list. Nope,
Speaker 6: it's for him. So I texted h I'm like, hey man,
Speaker 6: I got this giant book here for you.
Speaker 4: Do you wanted us?
Speaker 6: I just throw it in a recycle bin. So he
Speaker 6: texted me back. He says, no, no, I look forward
Speaker 6: to that every year. I really I really need to
Speaker 6: get that. If you don't, I'm so sorry they didn't
Speaker 6: update my address, but if you could save that for me,
Speaker 6: I'll be by next week. I'll text you. I was like, okay, great,
Speaker 6: no problem. It's been four and a half weeks. At
Speaker 6: what point do I just chuck it and go, hey man,
Speaker 6: sorry four and a half weeks?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or I say it's just a book. You couldn't keep
Speaker 4: it in the fucking house somewhere. What would you do?
Speaker 4: I mean, how many weeks? Is like, it's so important
Speaker 4: you haven't made an effort to get it. I would
Speaker 4: just leave it aside for now. It's not getting in
Speaker 4: your way. And you know, after a year, toss it
Speaker 4: a year? Yeah, a year with a golf book?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Why not?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 4: No, because then by that point.
Speaker 25: The next one.
Speaker 27: Ali, okay, Brody, when you said I bought a couple
Speaker 27: of short from I thought it was gonna follow with
Speaker 27: R I just thought the board and I swear to
Speaker 27: I gotta know that's what you're gonna say.
Speaker 8: I thought you're just gonna make that joke.
Speaker 4: Ah, you missed it.
Speaker 27: Talk back about the Scarish butt dialing issue. I'm trying
Speaker 27: to find an app or I love to develop an
Speaker 27: app or work with someone where it will delete numbers
Speaker 27: that are you know that you haven't texted or called
Speaker 27: and over let's say five years. You could set like
Speaker 27: a time limit, right like you know how you on
Speaker 27: Apple you can delete text messages that are a certain
Speaker 27: amount of old, like thirty days old, a year old.
Speaker 27: Like there should be a way to delete numbers that
Speaker 27: you haven't used in five plus years.
Speaker 4: You're right, You're right, you know, you know, you know
Speaker 4: what you can do. There's a workaround for that.
Speaker 5: You go into your address book and you scroll alphabetically
Speaker 5: and when you see a number you want to delete,
Speaker 5: you delete it.
Speaker 4: That would take that would take time. There, Brodie, he's.
Speaker 5: He wants to automated systematically. I don't want it automatically deleting.
Speaker 5: At least let let it pop up and I can
Speaker 5: uncheck the ones that don't want to. Some of them
Speaker 5: are like celebrities I haven't called.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to call.
Speaker 5: I mean I ever called them, but I'm not going
Speaker 5: to delete that phone number. Yeah, I have the phone
Speaker 5: number for the guitarist of one of the guitars for
Speaker 5: deaf Leppard. We need to call him in five or
Speaker 5: six years watch this out a little bit better there,
Speaker 5: but thanks for the idea.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Hey, Brodie, is scary the way California. First of all,
Speaker 15: scary hit the jingle bitch, No, we're you sneaking.
Speaker 5: That doctor, free your fat ass. The podcast.
Speaker 15: Usually most times I'm listening to you guys, this probably
Speaker 15: when I'm sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 4: Oh nice, don't forget to watch the ants. You're being productive.
Speaker 28: Hi, Brookelyn boys, it's Maddie from Brooklyn and Bronx. I
Speaker 28: just wanted to let you guys know that this is
Speaker 28: not a talk back to wish you a happy birthday,
Speaker 28: belated or otherwise, because this is not a birthday podcast.
Speaker 28: We do not do birthday shout outs. Brodie was very
Speaker 28: clear and not one of you guys wish me a
Speaker 28: happy birthday. And we all know that as an only child,
Speaker 28: that is the only thing I care about.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: That one's going back to episode two, the birthday birth
Speaker 5: the birthday shout outs, no birthdays.
Speaker 6: Well, listen, Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx, Happy birthday,
Speaker 6: birthday unofficially, even though we don't do birthdays on the podcast.
Speaker 29: Hey, Brooken boys, it's always scary.
Speaker 5: He's back.
Speaker 30: Scary.
Speaker 31: You don't go out and watch movies at the movie theater.
Speaker 31: The last time you watch a movie at the movie theater,
Speaker 31: I don't even know. The last recognition you have is
Speaker 31: that they're bed bugs on movie theaters. Yeah, that's twenty
Speaker 31: five years ago. Scary, it's not happening anymore. Stop mentioning it.
Speaker 15: I love you.
Speaker 5: What that, I'm not going into theater.
Speaker 4: No, you can complain about bed bugs in movie theaters.
Speaker 4: That's not a thing. You sure about that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure about that? Are you
Speaker 5: sure about that? You sure?
Speaker 7: I think it is.
Speaker 4: I think it is a thing. Still, No, No, nobody's.
Speaker 6: Getting nobody's getting bed bugs in movie theaters happening. Really,
Speaker 6: I'm going to see Captain America, there'd be no bed bugs.
Speaker 6: You don't have to have a cloth seat to have
Speaker 6: the bed bugs. You know, people could just bring them
Speaker 6: in because they're filthy. I don't go to movie theaters
Speaker 6: where filthy people go. Oh, there's a sign up. It
Speaker 6: says clues and shirt's required and only clean people.
Speaker 4: You just never know.
Speaker 5: You just never know, dude, nobody's bringing bed bugs to
Speaker 5: the movie theater, so they can't bring them to the restaurants.
Speaker 5: They could be anywhere, that's right, So live your life,
Speaker 5: all right, Rihanna, thank you're.
Speaker 29: Broken boys and Bahamas, thanks allays burning scary so.
Speaker 9: Fun.
Speaker 18: Fact.
Speaker 29: I have slept on a coffin, laid down on a coffin.
Speaker 29: It was comfortable, scary. Don't be afraid. Hey, don't be afraid.
Speaker 29: They are comfortable for about ten to fifteen minutes and
Speaker 29: after that they're just weird. Okay, But if you want
Speaker 29: the story slices, let me know.
Speaker 4: But it's fun. Coffin coffins are fair.
Speaker 19: You bring this?
Speaker 29: Berdie is scary, so scary Jones, David Berdie. May I
Speaker 29: ask you a question. I'm gonna ask.
Speaker 4: When is it too late to say my.
Speaker 29: Condolences to uh, you know, dead person's family? A week,
Speaker 29: two weeks, three weeks? When is it too late to say,
Speaker 29: say michaeldolences.
Speaker 5: I think after a month or so you're in the clear, right, yeah,
Speaker 5: would you say that? Well, it depends on how serious
Speaker 5: the condolences are. If someone loses a parent and you
Speaker 5: see them a month later, you could still be like, hey, dude, yeah,
Speaker 5: if it's a grandparent, maybe it's a month a parent.
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe three months, six months. It really
Speaker 5: really does depend. But you made me think they're Juan Valdez.
Speaker 4: And this time it's scary by what you know? I
Speaker 4: got one? Hey, scary? How is the price rate?
Speaker 32: Let me take up thirty dollars of your state and
Speaker 32: remove the one feet that I.
Speaker 5: Don't give a fly? You fuck about scary?
Speaker 4: You got fucked, You got scary.
Speaker 32: Fucked on the social media and freuds hey brook busy
Speaker 32: Bahama best scared like this is Eagles Nations.
Speaker 30: The Eagles have won the Super Bowls. Mahomie, mahommie, go home, mahomie.
Speaker 30: This is the fly of the Eagles forty to twenty two.
Speaker 30: It should have been forty to zero. But okay, mahomie,
Speaker 30: you just coached them. My guys, Eagles Nations for the wind.
Speaker 6: All right, we're very happy, sort of. Don't climb any
Speaker 6: lamp posts exactly what traffic light posts?
Speaker 15: Or is this keeling?
Speaker 20: Be sure?
Speaker 28: Huh?
Speaker 8: Don't work anyways.
Speaker 24: I had a weird direction the broodie and carrying my
Speaker 24: friend this fRNA and I sold an instapot on Facebook
Speaker 24: order place.
Speaker 9: I just wanted to get out of my house.
Speaker 8: I used it one, you know whatever.
Speaker 9: So this guy said, okay, I'll come tonight at sixty
Speaker 9: I have to pick it up.
Speaker 8: His wife comes to the door. This woman starts interrogating me,
Speaker 8: why are you selling it? Why do you not like it?
Speaker 4: The inst she's talking about it in case she didn't.
Speaker 9: Hear that, so she's giving me the fifth degree. Is
Speaker 9: that's called the fifth three, like asking me why I'm
Speaker 9: selling this plot, like, give me the money and just
Speaker 9: take it, like, thank you for buying it.
Speaker 8: It's it's your win, my loss.
Speaker 9: Twenty five dollars.
Speaker 8: Just take it in one. But why am I getting
Speaker 8: the run down? Oh my gosh, why are you selling this?
Speaker 9: Maybe she thought I was like, maybe thought it was
Speaker 9: good to be true.
Speaker 8: I don't know which, like just takes nice water worn.
Speaker 5: Probably probably wanted to know why it's so cheap, So
Speaker 5: so I could see asking some other background questions, right,
Speaker 5: wouldn't you brody it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, something's just a little too good to
Speaker 4: be true?
Speaker 2: I get it all right, day broken bows boy Asian
Speaker 2: Mike from lore So, Yeah, I remember what I was
Speaker 2: gonna say. I updated my iHeartRadio app last week to
Speaker 2: the latest and greatest, and yeah, nothing seems to be fixed.
Speaker 2: When I played the podcast when it's done, it's still
Speaker 2: going backwards. It goes back to the prior episode and
Speaker 2: John Michael Michael, John from my Elmer's Queens, you're practically
Speaker 2: from Elmhurst and that's.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, did that just where did that? It just
Speaker 5: cut off?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah, by the way, you need to update the update
Speaker 6: because the update has been updated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, paid part to us.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, you're practically in many Chinatown. There you find
Speaker 2: a really good place for Chinese food. But let me
Speaker 2: give you to be sure that the place is good.
Speaker 2: There should be a ten year old girl working behind
Speaker 2: your register.
Speaker 4: All right, my.
Speaker 5: Place has a young boy working there, a young boy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's the Sun you own his son. We got to
Speaker 5: have four of these, five of these left here. We
Speaker 5: are curious.
Speaker 33: I'm thinking, like, you know, some of those people that
Speaker 33: are trying to hook you up or you know, get
Speaker 33: you a discount are people who sometimes just want to
Speaker 33: puff out their chest and make it look like.
Speaker 28: They can do it, and then they really can't deliver.
Speaker 33: You know, I would be thankful that I got any
Speaker 33: kind of discount, but you know, hey, and anyone who
Speaker 33: listening to this podcast. Have a goddamn will.
Speaker 5: Don't get screwed over in court?
Speaker 4: You know, so what your loved ones get screwed, I
Speaker 4: should say, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 7: Do it.
Speaker 4: It's very true, great sound advice. Thank you so much,
Speaker 4: and yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a discount is a discount at least, you know,
Speaker 5: not going to look a gift tors in the mouth.
Speaker 4: But they built it up like it. Yeah.
Speaker 14: So this is Ben from Upstake. So last Life's Time,
Speaker 14: I left the message and I was basically shitting on
Speaker 14: Scary because he was complaining and bitching about if we're
Speaker 14: not from the New York area, then we don't understand
Speaker 14: because the b que and the diggan and potholes and uh.
Speaker 14: I gave him a lot of shit. But you know,
Speaker 14: enough time phase that that message didn't go through, so
Speaker 14: it's all good. But anyway, I yeah, Ben, Part two, Scary,
Speaker 14: I'm actually on your side about this hotel thing. You
Speaker 14: are a bougie bastard. Seventy five and nine is ridiculous,
Speaker 14: but you know, if you can afford it, so be it. However,
Speaker 14: the way the lady made it seem was that, oh
Speaker 14: my god, I'm such a big fan so I expected
Speaker 14: you to say that she gave you about fifty a
Speaker 14: night or something too.
Speaker 4: Three five.
Speaker 14: I mean, you know, discount is a discount, but for
Speaker 14: her to build it up to give you that shit,
Speaker 14: it's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's crazy. At least one ninety nine shot Broken Boys.
Speaker 14: Ben He's hit part three Shot Broken Boys Bent from
Speaker 14: Upstates Brody. In your conversation about Rolex watches, I'm a
Speaker 14: big watch guy. Let me not say a big watch guy,
Speaker 14: because you know I can't afford big pieces yet. But
Speaker 14: I look at a watch like a Rolex a Mariner,
Speaker 14: and I agree with you. I can't understand for the
Speaker 14: life of you watch something like that costs upwards of
Speaker 14: eight to ten thousand dollars when a lot of times
Speaker 14: it doesn't even tell the dates, and it's not even
Speaker 14: solid gold. Also, if I remember correctly, I believe I
Speaker 14: heard or or I watched a video somewhere that said
Speaker 14: Rolics watches are not the best at keeping proper time.
Speaker 14: They constantly have to be adjusted and fixed to get
Speaker 14: the right time. I might be saying that wrong, and
Speaker 14: someone who knows more about watches can probably correct me.
Speaker 14: But you know, you spend all that money from me personally.
Speaker 14: I spend all that money, I would expect it to
Speaker 14: keep perfect time, but doesn't work like that.
Speaker 5: It doesn't.
Speaker 6: Did you see the three different Lex watches about letting
Speaker 6: people know you can afford a Rolex.
Speaker 5: Did you see the three different watches Tom Brady had
Speaker 5: on a Friday, Saturday and Sunday night. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: he had a seven hundred and forty thousand dollars Rolex
Speaker 5: on on Sunday Friday night.
Speaker 4: He was showing off a million dollar watch with diamonds
Speaker 4: on it?
Speaker 6: Okay, but where those given to him by the owner
Speaker 6: of the watch company? That like when people wear dresses
Speaker 6: to the Oscars? They were rollies, bro And I think
Speaker 6: he bought those the Kuyds of billionaire. He's not a billionaire.
Speaker 5: But the point is, sometimes when you're going to be
Speaker 5: in an event like that, the watchmakers give you those
Speaker 5: watches to wear. So you think those were those three
Speaker 5: watches were on borrow.
Speaker 4: I want to google that. I'm gonna be like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna say, now he owns them.
Speaker 6: You're gonna wear a seven hundred and forty thousand dollars
Speaker 6: watch to an event where you might bang it into something?
Speaker 4: He was on television.
Speaker 5: He was on the Super Bowl, so he figured like,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch just you know, I don't know he
Speaker 5: was flexing.
Speaker 6: That's what he does. He doesn't he's Tom Brady. Doesn't
Speaker 6: need a flex man, He's got all right, google it,
Speaker 6: wife at.
Speaker 4: Let me know.
Speaker 5: Let me know if Tom was handed those watches and
Speaker 5: has to hand them back or I don't know. I'm
Speaker 5: not saying he can't afford them. I mean he certainly can.
Speaker 4: Three different rolexes.
Speaker 6: That's to me, that's a waste of money. That's that's
Speaker 6: somebody that's that's three houses that people can buy two
Speaker 6: houses ridiculous anyway.
Speaker 5: All right, well, thank you for your participation. We appreciate you,
Speaker 5: all of you. Yeah, everyone, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Even the ones that take things a little too seriously.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you don't take it too seriously. Yeah, it ain't
Speaker 4: that deep. Thanks for listening to Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys
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