WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Too Handy Not Handsy

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we just need to apologize right now for taking

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<v Speaker 1>over your TikTok for you page. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all the old ones are going viral, but the

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<v Speaker 1>new ones are so much better. I'm so glad you

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<v Speaker 1>found them. Follow like whatever you're supposed to do on

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<v Speaker 1>these podcasts and just sit back and listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Second date update on a first date if you're a woman,

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<v Speaker 3>where's the safest place to meet a guy for the

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<v Speaker 3>first time?

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<v Speaker 1>Public?

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<v Speaker 3>Lots of people, public, it's too general. Anywhere a rest

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<v Speaker 3>I've crossed off a few suggestions Jose gave earlier. Dark Web. No,

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<v Speaker 3>although it does provide good anonymity on the web, not

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<v Speaker 3>a full dark Maybe a children in a place Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>children's toy store where the security guard can see you.

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<v Speaker 3>Safe fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're all closed, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I know Alexis doesn't feel comfortable giving guys her apartments,

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<v Speaker 3>so she always gives them the address to Brooks House. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>meets them there. It's really get lost in that help.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nobody wants to steal anything from me. And I

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<v Speaker 1>want to have that gutter guy ended up in my house. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>One of our listeners, Davis, said he met his data

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<v Speaker 3>at a place that he never expected he would. So

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<v Speaker 3>let's learn more about it. Davis, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>What's this girl's name?

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, Hey, so her name is Ashley Ale?

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<v Speaker 3>And where did Ashley want to meet you?

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<v Speaker 5>So we were going to go out and she asked

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<v Speaker 5>me to give her a ride, which I thought was

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<v Speaker 5>really interesting. That doesn't usually happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Step to not safest things to do on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>And had you met in person before? Or is this

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<v Speaker 1>meet up off the apps?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>This is off an app.

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<v Speaker 3>In a car.

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<v Speaker 1>Just never do that ever. Yeah, I mean honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>Davis, I trust you immediately, so you can come to

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<v Speaker 3>the radio station whatever you want. How long were you

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<v Speaker 3>guys talking before the date happened?

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<v Speaker 5>So we only talked once and it was on the phone,

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<v Speaker 5>but it was for like three.

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<v Speaker 1>Hours, so I mean you obviously were vibing and you

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<v Speaker 1>were clicking.

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<v Speaker 3>Like for three hours. You got to have a good

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<v Speaker 3>connection with something.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was there a reason why she wanted you

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<v Speaker 1>to pick her up?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, she didn't mention, She just asked if I

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<v Speaker 5>could pick her up, and I thought, okay, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>So she gave you an address and this turned out

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<v Speaker 3>to be the actual place that she really lived. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>why wouldn't it be gotcha, you could get a different

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I would do.

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<v Speaker 1>But what was it like when you showed up at

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<v Speaker 1>her house and it and you got her?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean it was great. So it was a

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<v Speaker 5>house and she has a roommate, but her roommate was

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<v Speaker 5>out for the night, so you know, I said, hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>let's why don't we, you know, head out, we'll go

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<v Speaker 5>and she said, well, first do you want to drink? Like,

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<v Speaker 5>I can give you a tour?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, okay, oh wow, she's inviting

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<v Speaker 3>you inside immediately, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, how can I say no? So after the tour,

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<v Speaker 5>we just sat on the porch and just started talking

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<v Speaker 5>and that turned into like longer and longer and didn't

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<v Speaker 5>even end up going out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like it's just like your phone call from

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<v Speaker 1>the first time met, Like you just get lost in

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<v Speaker 1>conversation together. That's such a great sign. What'd you guys

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<v Speaker 1>like connect over?

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<v Speaker 5>We connected over a lot of stuff. We have like

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<v Speaker 5>a very similar sense of humor. We like a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of similar things, like similar movies and shows and things

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<v Speaker 5>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Did anything weird happen, well, okay, not.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if it was weird, like, okay, So

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<v Speaker 5>we were on the front porch. We had a few

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<v Speaker 5>drinks throughout the time that we were there, so I

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<v Speaker 5>kept going in and out to get the drinks and

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<v Speaker 5>come back out with them. And she has a dog

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<v Speaker 5>named nuggett really cute. Yeah. Yeah, but she kept warning me,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, hey, like just make sure you're mindful of

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<v Speaker 5>shutting the door because you know he'll run away if

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<v Speaker 5>he gets out. Yeah. So after a few drinks, kind

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<v Speaker 5>of forgot that she had a dog for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 5>so I did leave the door crack while I was

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<v Speaker 5>handing her drink, and Nugget almost got out. He was

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<v Speaker 5>like half way out the door, and I had this

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<v Speaker 5>sort of yeah, I had to dive to grab him.

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<v Speaker 5>I did. I got him. Yeah. But then after that

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<v Speaker 5>it was getting dark. I said, why don't we put

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<v Speaker 5>on the light? Do you have a light out here?

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<v Speaker 5>And she said, well, I would, but it's sort of

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<v Speaker 5>broken and it's too high for me to change. And

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<v Speaker 5>I said, oh, well that's not that high. I can

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<v Speaker 5>reach that. So I reached up and I changed the

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<v Speaker 5>light and she said, oh, you know, there's really nice

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<v Speaker 5>for you to do. I appreciate that. And I said,

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<v Speaker 5>oh yeah, I'm a little handy a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it was a little handy by changing the light bulb,

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<v Speaker 1>that's handy.

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<v Speaker 3>And changed a light bulb. That's something that's useful that

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<v Speaker 3>you do around the house.

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<v Speaker 1>That is handy. Anybody can change a light bulbs. You

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<v Speaker 1>get your hands like skill, and you know how.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to twist it one way and then twisted

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<v Speaker 3>back the other. Sometimes a dog we gotta do.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand it's handy where you grew up, David.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't consider you handy man, not for that.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I did? Fixture burner too?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what burner? Wait a minute, that is handy her burner.

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<v Speaker 5>Phone, I hope not the burner on her kitchen stove.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, okay, that's handy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>You screwed in a gas pipe this time, which is

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<v Speaker 3>way more different.

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<v Speaker 1>That's romantic.

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<v Speaker 3>Does sound like you help her talk for a few hours.

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<v Speaker 3>You may just be a really best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, or maybe she's not getting back to you because

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<v Speaker 1>there's co two boyson in her house. You didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>it right, I hope not.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there any romance like any kissing action or.

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<v Speaker 5>We did kiss a little bit at the end of

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<v Speaker 5>the night before I left. Okayromantically Indie, Well, she's romantically

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<v Speaker 5>into me. Why is it she answering my text now? Rude?

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<v Speaker 6>She should be excited to text you if anything, should

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<v Speaker 6>be like, oh my god, Okay, wait thirty minutes before

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<v Speaker 6>you text them back?

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<v Speaker 5>Totally So I thought it was something's wrong with her.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, No way, it's you. Yeah, we'll find out what

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<v Speaker 3>her problem is. Too handy even we don't know the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's handsy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well Brook would consider that a perk.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody has a different opinion.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff, let's figure this out. We're gonna call Ashley for you,

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<v Speaker 3>get you a second date update right after this hold

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<v Speaker 3>on second date update. Most other radio shows try to

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<v Speaker 3>lift up their listeners praise them for doing nice things

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<v Speaker 3>and good deeds on a first date. Yeah, that's not

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<v Speaker 3>really our style. We like to downplay your positive traits

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<v Speaker 3>and good deeds and will even insult your handy skills

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<v Speaker 3>because we're trying to help you to realize your own flaws.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you so stuck on this change in the

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<v Speaker 1>light bulb is not handy, Jeff, and double.

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<v Speaker 3>Down about caring. Real love isn't about support, It's about

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<v Speaker 3>flaw finding, and our listener, Davis appreciates that, right, Davis,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess so.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Brooke wrote down fifteen other shortcomings that she noticed

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<v Speaker 3>during the day.

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<v Speaker 1>She's super nice and helped her out.

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<v Speaker 3>Too nice. You are so impossible some days, Davis. She's

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<v Speaker 3>calling you impossible. Oh it's hard to tell something exhausting. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 3>it's possible that he did exhaust her because Davis was

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<v Speaker 3>with her at her house for many, many hours, drinking

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<v Speaker 3>out on her front porch.

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<v Speaker 1>So cute though, Like, I can't believe she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back.

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<v Speaker 5>Same.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hoping that the reason that she's not calling you

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<v Speaker 3>back is that her dog just got and she's been

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<v Speaker 3>out looking for it. If anything, she probably needs your

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<v Speaker 3>help to track him down.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a good alternative, that's your positivity job.

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<v Speaker 3>We're here to help her in her time of need.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good thing. Let's dialar and see where she's

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<v Speaker 3>at and if she needs a little assistance, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey, is this Ashley?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it is, who says.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, we're a radio show. We just wanted to know

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<v Speaker 3>is nugget. There is nugget safe. What your dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Your dog nugget that has the cutest name ever? Good

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<v Speaker 1>Jaba naming your dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks. I don't know how you know my dog's name, but.

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<v Speaker 3>We heard it from a listener to our show that

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<v Speaker 3>you met up with for a date recently. His name's Davis.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, I don't really I don't really remember Davis.

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<v Speaker 4>I yeah, I don't know. I just I kind of

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<v Speaker 4>hang out with a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 6>So it came to your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you just like a week ago.

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<v Speaker 2>A week ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, according to him, you guys met on a dating app.

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<v Speaker 3>You asked him to come pick you up for a date,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he ended up just staying there drinking with

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<v Speaker 3>you on your front porch, which you know.

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<v Speaker 1>We were actually shocked that you were so trusting of

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<v Speaker 1>him so quickly. I mean, because it's just a guy

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<v Speaker 1>you met on the internet.

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<v Speaker 4>Does he have dark hair? I think he was wearing

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<v Speaker 4>a gray shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't, we've never seen him, but that does sound

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<v Speaker 3>like him. Yeah, good old gray shirt. He sounded very

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<v Speaker 3>gray shirt and dark hair. Over there so many dates.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's impressive you're fitting that many in a week.

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<v Speaker 1>How could you not remember someone like that you spent

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<v Speaker 1>hours with?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, to be honest, I mean that's kind of like

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<v Speaker 4>just how I use the dating apps. I've been doing

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<v Speaker 4>this for a while.

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<v Speaker 3>What wit what you invite people over and talk to

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<v Speaker 3>them and then let them leave. That's called a date apps?

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<v Speaker 5>Were drinking anyone?

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<v Speaker 1>But it feels like he didn't even know his name

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<v Speaker 1>while he was at your house.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been using dating apps for over a year now,

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<v Speaker 4>and when I started, I was looking for a relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>But wait, I don't I don't really know if that's

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<v Speaker 4>where I'm at anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? Like you you just you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to see anybody seriously, or like why go out

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<v Speaker 1>on the date to begin with?

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<v Speaker 6>If that, I just I saw like too many people

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<v Speaker 6>just want to mess around, you know, And after a

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<v Speaker 6>while it just really kind of, I don't know, mess

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<v Speaker 6>with my head.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just decided.

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<v Speaker 5>Screw it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just gonna be in my free handyman phase.

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<v Speaker 3>What free handyman? So you do admit he's handy?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, well, so I'll set up a meeting with

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<v Speaker 2>the guy and they will end up fixing stuff from him?

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<v Speaker 6>Like him?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you even know they're handy when you meet him.

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<v Speaker 5>On the app stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, all guys like to think they're handy,

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<v Speaker 2>whether they.

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<v Speaker 4>Really are not.

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<v Speaker 1>So much time think that he was handed with a

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<v Speaker 1>light bulb, so I'll screw.

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<v Speaker 3>Any light bulb in this studio, watch me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so messed up. You're just using these people. You

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<v Speaker 1>spend hours with them and kiss them.

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<v Speaker 5>All for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sucks good guys still out.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, look, I'll have him back over if something

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<v Speaker 4>else goes wrong in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>But what about it, Like he's he thought that he

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<v Speaker 3>was going over there to have like a genuine connection

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, if you are pretty, you could probably just

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<v Speaker 1>put on the apps just looking for a handyman, and

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<v Speaker 1>guys would still volunteer to do that. A landlord exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the landlord takes forever to solve things. And look,

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<v Speaker 4>if I put just looking for a handyman on an app,

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<v Speaker 4>people are going to show up thinking that it's like

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<v Speaker 4>an X rated request.

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<v Speaker 3>That's got sure just looking for a pizza guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so messed up. He's gonna be hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he going to be her? We don't know the

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<v Speaker 3>only way to find out is if we actually just

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<v Speaker 3>talk to him, because he just happens to be on

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<v Speaker 3>the other line right now waiting to jump in on

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<v Speaker 3>this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, he heard everything?

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<v Speaker 6>Is he there? Listen before he jumpson.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just I'm still trying to figure out which guy

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<v Speaker 4>he is because I had to come over in the

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<v Speaker 4>same weekend you.

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<v Speaker 6>Did.

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<v Speaker 4>He I just did he recalk the bathtub or.

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<v Speaker 3>Hear anything about any recall fixed? Unless we missed that

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<v Speaker 3>part of the story, the word yeah, Hey, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 5>Whow Actually, I think you're confused. I'm trying to date

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<v Speaker 5>for love, and I'm looking for someone who wants the same.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I really love that he fixed my stove.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, you had a connection with him. Maybe you're just

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<v Speaker 1>jaded from being hurt, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's true, and I'm sorry you feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I you were nice to talk to.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm happy to hang out again with you

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<v Speaker 4>at my place if.

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<v Speaker 3>He fixes something else for you, like only.

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<v Speaker 2>If you wants to.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, what an offer?

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<v Speaker 3>How could anyone pass that up?

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<v Speaker 4>I Mean, the good news is I've already got a

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<v Speaker 4>guy who's really good with plumbing, so I'll never ask

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<v Speaker 4>you to do any plumbing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh there's a different guy, not.

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<v Speaker 1>Many plumbing issues. Well, it's hard to find a good plumber.

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<v Speaker 5>I just feel so taken advantage of right now. I

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<v Speaker 5>really thought we had a real connection, and it looks

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<v Speaker 5>like you have this kind of connection with a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, David, I'm really far you feel that way.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Davis with an as Davis.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you kissed him still? Or is that

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<v Speaker 1>the tip?

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<v Speaker 4>You know? He did a nice thing for me. What's

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<v Speaker 4>wrong with a little harmless everything?

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<v Speaker 1>When he thinks bye Ryan wherever.

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<v Speaker 4>Your name was? Again? Like, I'm sorry if he was

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<v Speaker 4>confused about things, but I just know where I am

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<v Speaker 4>at in my life. I'm in this handyman phase.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't tell him that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, Well, now he knows that he'd like to come

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<v Speaker 2>over again, I'd be open to it.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no way David still wants to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with her on buy some one and.

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<v Speaker 3>Go build her a deck, bro, if you'll e her

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<v Speaker 3>go get Never underestimate the shallowness of a guy. You

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<v Speaker 3>never know what he's gonna say if it means scoring

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<v Speaker 3>another date with the cute girl. So that's true. Davis,

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<v Speaker 3>remember how pretty Ashley was, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I hear a noise in my ceiling fans.

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<v Speaker 3>Another opportunity to demonstrate your manly handliness for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Pays you and kisses.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you think, Davis, My handiness is deserved for

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<v Speaker 5>someone who loves me.

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<v Speaker 1>That that should be a bubber sticker.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you for being on the show with us, David,

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<v Speaker 3>and good luck, good luck with all your handy dating

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<v Speaker 3>life stuff in the future. Okay, thank you and Ashley.

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<v Speaker 3>I know a couple guys on our textboard at seven

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<v Speaker 3>eight five nine two say they will be available at

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<v Speaker 3>a moment's notice to come and fix your ceiling fan

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever you got going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have no dignity left? No?

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<v Speaker 5>God?

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<v Speaker 3>She kisses at the end of the day. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>kiss somebody's.

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't kidding. We really were getting text at seventy

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<v Speaker 3>five to nine two from many gentlemen who would not

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<v Speaker 3>mind helping Ashley with her household problems. Dude, but we're man.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to feel useful.

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<v Speaker 1>We like pretty women, have some respect, get paid for it.

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<v Speaker 3>At least that's the thing you have to think about,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I know we were saying earlier that having a

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<v Speaker 3>stranger who you just met on the internet come over

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<v Speaker 3>to your house for a date is kind of sketchy,

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<v Speaker 3>But how is that any different than finding a random

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<v Speaker 3>handyman on the internet and hiring him to come out

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<v Speaker 3>to your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jeff, I don't. I don't have those guys come

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<v Speaker 1>to my house when I'm home alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like, well, you literally make sure.

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<v Speaker 1>That someone else is there, that's what women do, and

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<v Speaker 1>like make sure you know their name.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe just saying either way, it's a random dude that

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<v Speaker 3>you're inviting over to your house. But at least Ashley's

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<v Speaker 3>plan was economical because she got free work done.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, she can't change her own light bulb.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I'm disappointed in her as a human.

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<v Speaker 1>Was just off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't know how many people I've paid to come

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<v Speaker 3>out and change my light bulbs for me, and I

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<v Speaker 3>pay them. She's just given all the women of the

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<v Speaker 3>world a great life happening. You just a house, and

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<v Speaker 3>you're paying people to change your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay me next time.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't know if you guys are

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<v Speaker 3>handyman certified. Do I need to see the check mark

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<v Speaker 3>next to your name. If I'm gonna believe you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to fix my stuff. But if you ever want help

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<v Speaker 3>with your dating life, we're not certified at all for

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<v Speaker 3>that will help. We'll step in and give it our

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<v Speaker 3>best try. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.