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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm pretture Winneker. We're here,

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Speaker 3: you're here. I'm glad you're listening to the podcast rather

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Speaker 3: than doing something stupid like reading or talking to a

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Speaker 3: loved one or I don't know, improving your life. This

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Speaker 3: is where you need to be. You know what I

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Speaker 3: thought as I came into the studio this morning is

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Speaker 3: it's been a long time since I've had a life check.

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Speaker 3: Throughout public school, you're getting lice checks and then suddenly

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Speaker 2: I might have lice.

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Speaker 3: So that's something that our guests will have to just

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Speaker 3: deal with. I mean, my life is rich and full.

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Speaker 3: Everyone knows my life is rich and full. Don't ask anything.

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Speaker 3: I'm wearing a cute top, and I expect you to

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Speaker 3: be doing the same. If you can't see it, you're

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Speaker 3: obviously listening.

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Speaker 2: More. If you're watching it.

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Speaker 3: On YouTube, you get to enjoy my cute top for

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Speaker 3: as long as you want. Is there anything else going on?

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Speaker 3: Let me look at my business. No, No, just more

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Speaker 3: right wing rhetoric. Our guest is out of control already.

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Speaker 3: He's been on the show before during the you know

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Speaker 3: It's yes or leicster.

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Speaker 2: Yes, just top three things you hate about me right now? Well,

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Speaker 2: you're hideous okay, Yes, I think that's just a constant problem. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Personality and you don't loan me money.

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Speaker 4: That okay, that is legitimate. But the other two I

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Speaker 4: can't do anything about. I should be giving you.

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Speaker 2: You should be giving on a weekly basis. Stipend.

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Speaker 4: Have like I I think about once a week. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Even a controlling spouse.

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Speaker 3: Truly, if I like, the spouse can do whatever they

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Speaker 2: Are you? Oh my god? The idea of like I

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Speaker 4: And so what got into my algorithm was this woman

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Speaker 2: Are you messing your money up? One? Right, just keep

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Speaker 2: People's that she's that board, rich that board at this point,

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Speaker 2: More than now, your algorithm is gonna.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely it's that. And it's a lot of like

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Speaker 2: They put on a VHS like cam quarter film. Oh sure,

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, absolutely, it's very it's very it's very like, uh,

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Speaker 4: It's just very my first barship, my first horror film.

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Speaker 4: But it's like them looking through a house and then

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Speaker 4: So you know, some are our friends, some have made

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Speaker 2: Of rabbit food and like.

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Speaker 3: This is the rest of the podcast will be us

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is a new thing in LA.

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Speaker 2: Rats.

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Speaker 4: Like you can teach a rat to do stuff that's

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Speaker 2: If they do math, I would believe that. I bet

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Speaker 2: I mean, they at least know mazes, which is right.

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Speaker 2: I know is not math.

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Speaker 4: But if someone asked me, is a maze math, I'd go, yeah,

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Speaker 3: You would probably find both of those in like a

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Speaker 2: That that is one thing we do know.

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Speaker 4: So you're seeing what you're seeing are a new school

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Speaker 2: But I would add that speaks highly of the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: Oh that it's good food. Yeah yeah, and they've got

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Speaker 4: That was you went for it so needlessly mean, Yes,

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Speaker 4: I'm so. I make it back to New York City

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well here's you know, and I will say, then

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Speaker 4: I know that you're not supposed to give up on

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Speaker 4: Someone's like, hey, I actually don't think you should keep

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Speaker 4: Me to say that no one should have opinions about

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Speaker 2: No one hurt the feelings anymore.

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Speaker 4: Target and I'll just like overhear someone be like, oh man,

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00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 4: like I'm glad that yaes, sir Lester didn't get the role,

440
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what are you guys following? Like is

441
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 4: someone paying you to be around me? Like the dude, yes,

442
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 4: it truly, It's like really, it's really shocking how many times,

443
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 4: like especially like in twenty twenty five, I'll sell on

444
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 4: Chelse like like at New Year, you know, New Year's evils.

445
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 4: Just like if I could change one thing if I

446
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 4: could have a resolution. It's just that like all the insults.

447
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 2: People have, Like I'm like the guy that like when

448
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 2: you're texting someone else to be a like, wow, so

449
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 2: and so looked terrible today, you accidentally said to me. Yeah,

450
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I mean we I didn't even know

451
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 2: you saw me today, but thank you. You know. Yeah, well,

452
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 2: I feel like New Year's resolution for you is be better.

453
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 2: But see there that It's just it's not gonna happen, baby.

454
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 4: And yeah, like I feel like the universe is chowsen

455
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 4: for me because it's like anytime, like look at you right,

456
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 4: you're you're swollen. I'm swallen patroll dog and like if

457
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 4: I tried, if I tried that, I would be like

458
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 4: I would shred every tendon in my body. Like there's

459
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 4: no lifting weights for me good shape. It's it's all

460
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,199
Speaker 4: I do is walk the dogs. Three dogs, and I

461
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 4: just walk the dogs. And I only eat for four

462
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 4: hours a day.

463
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 3: Wait, is that a fasting thing?

464
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

465
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 4: For you do it for four hours aga from four

466
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 4: Like every once in a while I get a little

467
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 4: loose and you're like two pm to eight pm, but

468
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 4: it's usually four pm to eight people, Oh.

469
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 3: My god, you wake up and then go essentially all

470
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 3: day without eating. Yeah, that seems impossible to it.

471
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 2: You know. I here's the thing, and I wish I

472
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 2: could be like, no, you actually stop thinking about it.

473
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 2: That's not true. It's hell. It's hell. But you really

474
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: are just kind of like, at least for me, like

475
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 2: I can't always be eating, and that's the problem is

476
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 2: that if you write me alone, I would always be eating.

477
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 2: And also, look, I don't want to be one of

478
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: these anti meds guys, but this is the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

479
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 4: I was on Zoloft for like two years, and it

480
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 4: spiked my appetite in a way that I never thought imaginable.

481
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 4: So when I started switching and like coming off one

482
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 4: and going on another, I was like, I need to

483
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 4: be able to like regulate.

484
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 2: This a little bit better.

485
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 4: So I was like, what better way to regulate eating

486
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 4: by not doing it at all?

487
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 2: And between four and eight?

488
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 3: Are you going crazy?

489
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 2: You want to?

490
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 4: But like a, You're stomach is just so small, and

491
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 4: and like you can really only do so much eating

492
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 4: in four hours.

493
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 2: Like I'm not like, Okay, now I'm going to Mikey's diner.

494
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 2: To eat the four by four cheeseburger challenge or whatever.

495
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 2: It's like I have like a sandwich and I'm like,

496
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 2: all right.

497
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, you have any type of treat or anything.

498
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, you know I have a treat.

499
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 4: But but what I've been thinking about as of late

500
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 4: is like, do I open the window to a permanent

501
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 4: six hours and then only do a treat like.

502
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 2: Every five days? Oh?

503
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 4: Interesting, you know, because I think that is one of

504
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 4: my problems that like, I'm not like I'm a sweet

505
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 4: tooth person. I'm like, if anything with sugar is around me,

506
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 4: I will I will have ten of it, Like I'm not.

507
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. Oh, I like, why has no one

508
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 2: ever called me that? I? Oh? Here he comes very cummingbird.

509
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,959
Speaker 2: That hummingbird sure is ugly. I'm like, okay, wait, wait,

510
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: are you talking about me or we're talking about you?

511
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 2: For sure?

512
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 3: I didn't realize you had guys had three dogs.

513
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 4: Now, But so okay, So this is a little backstory.

514
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 4: Me and Bridge our dogs go to the same dog

515
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 4: walkers hiker big big Daddy, Yeah, big Daddy, Saul, And uh,

516
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 4: I saw you repost a Saul post about what is

517
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say your dog's name, but I show you.

518
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 5: I don't want to get kidnapped.

519
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 2: So I am very open with my dog's names. Both

520
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: Chelsea DeVante as my wife, and Chelsea Peretti are very

521
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: anti people knowing your dog's names. Sing and it's because

522
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:48,719
Speaker 2: of kidnapping, and I was like, I and it's not.

523
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 2: And I love my dogs so much as like I

524
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 2: think if something somebody wants something out of me, like

525
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 2: they would just jump me or whatever, I don't think,

526
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: and then get the dog and then we're gonna you

527
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 2: know what he called the dogs, Yes, exactly exactly. First

528
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 2: want to find the trainer. Then we're gonna you know.

529
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, I say all that, and then

530
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 2: someone clubbed Lady gagas like you know, so like, but

531
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 2: that's Lady Gaga, right, you know what I mean? Like,

532
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: you know you're getting X amount of money less you

533
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,719
Speaker 2: know that there's a pool of me exactly.

534
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 4: No one's kidnapping my dogs a real gamble, yeah exactly,

535
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 4: Like I hope this guy's worked in the past eighteen

536
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 4: months because otherwise this.

537
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 3: Is I hope it's a decent pantry.

538
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 4: Like so, they're very anti dog names on podcasts. I

539
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 4: won't say it, but that's how I found out. And

540
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, look at us brothers.

541
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 3: Brothers unbelievable, and like the way he's this guy's a matriician.

542
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: Yes, truly, he's so incredible.

543
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 3: He like lines them.

544
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 2: Up from y'all have one. Yes.

545
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: And so there's to the original question. You're saying that

546
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 4: we have three. Yes, we have three now. We got

547
00:27:55,920 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 4: one two days after the initial COVID shut down. Then

548
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 4: almost a year ago exactly, we got our second dog

549
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 4: because of the fires, and then this third dog we

550
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 4: were going to foster, but it bonded so hard with

551
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 4: our second dog that like this was crazy. Yeah, it

552
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 4: was just like, I'm never going to work again anyway,

553
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 4: I'll just be at home. I'll take care of the dogs.

554
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 4: It's fine, I'm a dog.

555
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 3: Well, there's something else we probably should talk about. Yeah,

556
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 3: I mean, I've been trying to avoid the topic.

557
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 5: Answer.

558
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 3: You were on the podcast years and years ago, and yes, yes,

559
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: the time you were wearing like a mic that made

560
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: you look like you're working in a call center over zoom,

561
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 3: it felt like I had called in to complain. Yeah, yes,

562
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 3: but at the time the podcast is called, I said no,

563
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 3: gifts another time it was early days. I can't blame

564
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 3: you for not realizing what was going wrong. We've been

565
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 3: around for six years now. I assume you know what

566
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 3: the deal is. Yes, yes, So it's a little surprise

567
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 3: when you showed up with what's clearly a gift and

568
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 3: I assume it's for me. Yes, okay, yes, do you

569
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 3: have anything to say or should I.

570
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 2: Just open an Okay? Now, now I'm gonna I'm gonna

571
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: be real with you.

572
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 4: It's I'm in a I'm in a utilitarian place in

573
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 4: my life. Okay, so even you know, even getting someone flowers, like,

574
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 4: I feel like, what is the purpose behind this?

575
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: With yes, love and emotion, but like, can it also

576
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: be used for decoration? You know what I mean?

577
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 5: Vegetables?

578
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 2: Right exactly? Yes? Well will this one day become a

579
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: nice popery? Right? You know?

580
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 4: So, while this is a gift, I know you, I

581
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 4: know your lifestyle, I know the things that you're going through,

582
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 4: and so this is this is what I find to

583
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: be maybe the most useful thing for any adult to

584
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 4: It's a gift, but any.

585
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: Adult to have, and it's a very suicide pick. It's

586
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: it's a collassable betel.

587
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 3: I like what you're saying, because I have collected a

588
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 3: lot of things are unusable, so we'll see about Yes, yes,

589
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 3: oh this is great.

590
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 4: It's not just a screwdriver, and this is important. This

591
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 4: is it's a ratcheting screwdriver. Oh I haven't heard of

592
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 4: a ratcheting So a ratching screwdriver is the one that

593
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 4: clicks and then you push, click and turn, click and turn.

594
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 4: And the reason that is important is because you can

595
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 4: apply more force with a ratching screwdriver than you could

596
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 4: with the regular I had no idea.

597
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 3: Yes, when I see this sort of thing, I just think, oh,

598
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 3: it's just like a convenient.

599
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 4: Of course, yes, of course we have multiple bits and

600
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 4: like we have we got look we got a Phillips

601
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 4: head on there. We have two Phillips heads. I think

602
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 4: we have a few torques. We have two flatheads as well.

603
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 4: And as someone who has a house, it's just you're

604
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 4: constantly there's constantly something needs, there's.

605
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,959
Speaker 2: Constantly something happening. And like I also think that like

606
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're a power tools person, mildly, mildly,

607
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: this is something you keep in your kitchen drawer. You

608
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 2: always know where it is. Click click, clack clack. You

609
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 2: throw it right back in there. It's it's great for it.

610
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 4: Like I mean, I even use them to like quite literally,

611
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 4: like I'll just use the Phillips part of it, puncture

612
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 4: a tiny little hole in the drawwall, and I'll know

613
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 4: exactly where to hang a picture. Like I genuinely cannot

614
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 4: say enough.

615
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: About a ratcheting screwdriver.

616
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 4: So that is that's you can use it for your car,

617
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 4: like I mean, just anything anything.

618
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: They're the best.

619
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 3: I don't buy it. Screwdriver seems like a fad. People

620
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: aren't going to get into these things. But I do

621
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 3: want to back up and just say I don't feel

622
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: like you were impressed enough that I knew these were

623
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: called bits.

624
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, I absolutely I feel like I should get

625
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 2: a little more. First of all, Utah correct, Utah. Okay.

626
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 4: So there's the reason maybe it didn't seem as impressed

627
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 4: is because, like there's just a certain level of osmosis

628
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 4: that happened. Right when you're from a place like a Utah.

629
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: You can't avoid exactly. Screwdriver has been right exactly.

630
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 4: If you were like and then these little ding dooms,

631
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 4: I'd be like, okay, Okay, that's impossible.

632
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: You're doing this for the You're doing this for the joke,

633
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? But no, it's it's like look.

634
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 2: And also again, I.

635
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 4: Genuinely believe that once you reach a certain level of

636
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 4: muscular guys just start saying things to you, and so

637
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 4: you just have to learn them, you know what I mean.

638
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 4: And I think you're at that point where guys are

639
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 4: just like talking to you about things, and even if

640
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 4: you didn't want to know, you have to be like, yeah, no.

641
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 3: For sure, a bit, oh yeah, that's it. I'm at

642
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 3: home depot every day just kind of picking up the

643
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: vocabulary and.

644
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: Wirepers Cool.

645
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 3: You've become like a very like, uh, let's be honest,

646
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 3: a Tim Allen type. You think you own a truck.

647
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: You're giving away screwdrivers?

648
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: Is gift?

649
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're puncturing holes in the dry wall.

650
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 4: No, you know what it is. And I genuinely it's

651
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 4: a twofold thing.

652
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: One.

653
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 4: I'm from Georgia and that is the mostest at all.

654
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 4: So there's actually three things.

655
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: There's that. There's very much the like, I'm I'm not

656
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: ashamed of my age. I'm okay, he's seventeen years old,

657
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 2: and I like to kiss.

658
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 4: But I'm forty one, and like I, I did not.

659
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 4: I didn't expect as much of childhood influence to make

660
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 4: it back into my adulthood in terms of just being like, oh,

661
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 4: per the truck and all these things. I think that, like,

662
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 4: especially when you're in your early twenties, you want to reject.

663
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: All that stuff and be like no, no, no, no, no,

664
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 2: I don't like trucks.

665
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 4: What I do like is the criteria collection and tense

666
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 4: at the Voodoo festival exactly.

667
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: And then one day you're like, oh, but.

668
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 4: Like I you know again, it's like I started to

669
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 4: see the usefulness of all this stuff and it lost

670
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 4: the meaning of just being like redneck kids at my

671
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 4: school having this stuff and then being like, oh, okay,

672
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 4: I actually need a truck because of X, Y and Z.

673
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 4: Mostly my mom needs things hold on Facebook marketplace, like

674
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 4: the amount of like like me and Chelsea move so

675
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 4: much stuff, and then the other sixty five percent of

676
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 4: the time it's just my mom being like, there's a

677
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 4: shelf in Santa Clarita that you need to go get

678
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 4: by eight am, and of course, thank you so much.

679
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 2: And the last thing was uh covid r, I just.

680
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 4: I got really freaked out about I was like, I

681
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 4: just don't want to be caught in a situation where

682
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 4: I don't know anything, and like I knew enough, but

683
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 4: I was like it really you know to actually the

684
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 4: last time we were talking on the podcast, it was

685
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 4: like the last time we spoke six years ago.

686
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: But I was just like I just wanted to make

687
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: sure that like a like I was man like, I'm

688
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: not gonna lie like I was a bleach on the groceries.

689
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: Like I mean, there was a period literally everyone wants

690
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: so and then that like if you were in a

691
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 3: couple that you saw a little bit of split and

692
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 3: then yeah.

693
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 4: Exactly, so like I was like I don't want people

694
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 4: in the house and like so I was just like

695
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 4: on the internet being like how do I do this?

696
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: How do I do that? And so like.

697
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 4: Uh And also lastly, in all seriousness, I love Tim Allan.

698
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 2: That I just more than anything. His face it gets better. Yeah. Yeah,

699
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 2: I'm just like one of these guys. I'm like, whoa

700
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 2: the brad Pitt, Tim Allen.

701
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 3: That's your What is Tim Allen doing?

702
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 2: Man? I it's it's and I know you're asking us

703
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 2: some joke, but it is. It is interesting in the

704
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: sense that like you're like, how did he become the

705
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: guy that like not even us.

706
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 4: It's not like low world is like Tim Alan like

707
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 4: like here's the thing guy Fieri. Everyone is like that

708
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 4: is the diner guy.

709
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: His entire life is like a halopeno pancake, you know

710
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,919
Speaker 2: what I mean. Like, but Tim Allen is just like you.

711
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: You were honest like for a little bit, like hope

712
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 2: improvement was huge. I'm not right, but it's like you

713
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: then got to just like fully adopt the personality. It's

714
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: so weird love like being like man, yeah exactly exactly,

715
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 2: like permanently. Yeah.

716
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 4: Like it's not like he's not like Mike, was it,

717
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 4: Mike Low Is that the guy from like Dirty Jobs,

718
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 4: Mike Row Mike.

719
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 2: You know who like literally going and be like, hey,

720
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 2: I changed a sewer to watch you do it right? Right,

721
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, So so I say to say

722
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: that I'm literally literally stronger than Tim Allen spiritually, mentally, physically.

723
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 3: I believe you make a really good point because he

724
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 3: wasn't like known as like the tool man guy until

725
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 3: that show, right, and then he was an actor portraying

726
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 3: that and now that's just who he is, and he's like, it's.

727
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 2: Like if you and like, here's the thing you always

728
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 2: look You always come with a cute top. We know that.

729
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 4: But it's like if just from this episode, you addressing

730
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 4: the fact that you're wearing a cute top and then.

731
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, you're cute top Bridger like feel like, well,

732
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 2: you know he has other stuff, you know, I would

733
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: be like the opposite of Bert Christ. Oh my god,

734
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: whoa no top?

735
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 4: Cute top that like, I don't know what's better? Do

736
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 4: you do you play with in you before Bert? Or

737
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 4: do you come in after Bert.

738
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 2: And remind people exactly? And now we're getting dressed. People

739
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: are so happy my shirt is not because you're you're

740
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 2: the guy that should have it all.

741
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: Oh, but people are begging for it. People are begging

742
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 3: for it.

743
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: Get this guy on.

744
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 3: Stage without a shirt?

745
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: What'd you do it?

746
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 3: Would I take my shirt off on stage?

747
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 2: Like okay, what is how about this?

748
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 4: What is the amount of money that you're like uncomfortable

749
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 4: doing fifty dates no shirt?

750
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 3: You're asking the wrong guy because still to me, like

751
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 3: forty dollars is a lot of money.

752
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean if it's forty dollars, then yeah, but

753
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 2: I mean what forty times fifty show fifty nights? Yeah,

754
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 2: what is twenty grand? Yeah that's not worth it. Come on,

755
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: come on with travel. I don't know the business the

756
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 2: way it is. That's true. Ask me in a few weeks.

757
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I might need that to brand and suddenly I'm

758
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 3: all over the country driving I need it. What are

759
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 3: you working on around the house? Are you constantly doing projects?

760
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 2: Yes? You know.

761
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 4: And it's also like this is like maybe I don't know,

762
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 4: maybe it's kind of I want to say cheap scape,

763
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 4: but again it's also necessity because you know, we rent

764
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,479
Speaker 4: where we live.

765
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: It's like we I really try.

766
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 4: To avoid hitting up the landlord slash owner of the

767
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 4: house as much as possible. So I'm like, if I

768
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 4: can just do this, I'll just do this always on

769
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 4: landlord's sides.

770
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: Well, that's my huge thing. It's it's literally why I

771
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: flew to New York to vote against body. I was like,

772
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 2: it's gotta be Guomo or the Curtis. What was it?

773
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 3: I can't remember.

774
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: I always want to say see one, but that's just

775
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 2: a character. Yeah.

776
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 4: But also it's like like, look, the reality is that

777
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 4: we do have three dogs, and so like you don't

778
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 4: want someone to just pop it up right when you're

779
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 4: renting you know you're right exactly exactly, and like you

780
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 4: know they've been cool and all that stuff.

781
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 2: So I say all that to say that it's also

782
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: like a good like like I'm.

783
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 4: Not gonna tear down a wall and fix the plumbing, sure,

784
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 4: but anything that I mostly can do, like if I

785
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 4: knew plumbing, and then I would have done it. But

786
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 4: like almost anything that happens I I take care of.

787
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 3: Well, it's like it's a nightmare when there is something

788
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 3: that feels so small and you're like, oh, if only

789
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 3: I had paid slight attention to how to do this,

790
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, and then you're now.

791
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 2: Paying somebody to do it well. Perfect example or dishwasher.

792
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 4: I fixed it twice. Oh my god, it was a nightmare.

793
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 4: It was installed, so and this is one of the

794
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: times I called the landlord. It was installed, and then

795
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 4: they put in a new floor and the problem is

796
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: that now the tile was too high to get the

797
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 4: so I had to cut out the tie to get it,

798
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 4: cut out tool, cut out the tile, all the stuff,

799
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 4: I pull it out. I completely fix it, filters, all

800
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 4: this stuff, and then something happened where the tubing from

801
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 4: the sink to the actual dishwasher gets messed up.

802
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 2: You first of all, you love this story. Second of all,

803
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 2: it gets longer, I'm going to steal the story longer

804
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 2: and it gets more boring.

805
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: I'm taking this on the road, wash chan.

806
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 2: The short version is I didn't I couldn't see where

807
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 2: the tube connected. Oh and so I actually did have

808
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 2: to call someone and I literally showed up within thirty seconds.

809
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: It's like it's cleaned. That'll be two hundred and fifty dollars,

810
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, of course, of course, of course.

811
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: It is exactly that amount of money that would have

812
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: changed my life, and I've been able to save it. Yeah,

813
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: I mean, and that guy feels so powerful. I'm suah yeah, yeah, yeah,

814
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: oh for sure. It's like mechanics where you're just like, hey,

815
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: like you just have the tools for this, Like almost

816
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: anyone can change oil if you go, unscrew this, screw

817
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: it back, change the filter. Poor oil. But there was

818
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 2: just like, oh, look at this idiot, Look at this

819
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: idiot who can't stop crying.

820
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 3: This is my problem with surgeons, you know, But you've

821
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: got the tools, big deal.

822
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 4: Do you Okay, do you think I'm not I'm not

823
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 4: saying that you could be a surgeon, but thank you.

824
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 4: I actually appreciate that you I think I like, no, no, no,

825
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 4: I mean right now, like, I don't think you just

826
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 4: hop into surgery. But do you think there's emotionally a

827
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 4: part of you that could have handled being a surgeon?

828
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,240
Speaker 2: Yes?

829
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Really emotionally yes, I think I could have been.

830
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 3: But whoa be like the grossness element? I don't thinkled

831
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 3: just like I would have been gagging.

832
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: Correct?

833
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear your searche and gagging? O?

834
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, well, if you hear them, then

835
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 2: that's the worst part. Verston. It was like, oh my god,

836
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 2: I'm awake. What I got? So again? Very late in life?

837
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: I just got my wisdom teeth pulled like three or

838
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 2: four months ago. What were you just say?

839
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 3: No, this is so interesting to me because you might

840
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 3: have to get his out and I had mine out

841
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 3: when I was eighteen and late in life, and let's

842
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 3: be honest, you're very late in life.

843
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, this might be the last. This

844
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 2: might be the last part.

845
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: Don't say things like that on this podcast especially, You've

846
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 3: got many podcasts Okay, cool, I I hit mine out

847
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 3: eighteen and you're halfing years out now as an adult.

848
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. I might as well have had open

849
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: heart surgery. That's how hard my body reacted to the

850
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 2: recovery of it. Like I mean, I was like waking

851
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: up in the middle and I like sweating. Like Chelsea's like,

852
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 2: what is going on? Like my wisdom teeth? I'm sorry? What?

853
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 4: Like again, she got hers out when she was eighteen,

854
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 4: and like I, I kept going to the dentist and

855
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 4: I kept being like, yours are like they're in mostly normal,

856
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 4: like something may change, but like you don't need to

857
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 4: do it. If you don't need to do it, that's fine.

858
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 4: But then they started like you know, turning and whatever.

859
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 4: So so I get the surgery, the hard hitting surgery

860
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 4: of wisdom teeth. The dentist when she's taking out this

861
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 4: bottom sorry, this bottom left one, she's like, hey, uh,

862
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 4: if anything becomes you'll always feel pressure.

863
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 2: If anything becomes painful, you have to let me know.

864
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: So they did not put.

865
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 4: You onto Yeah, no, of course not. I think they

866
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 4: looked at my insurance so like he's gonna be awake.

867
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,479
Speaker 4: So the first two they get out in the problem.

868
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: They get to this.

869
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 4: One, this this bottom left one, and I'm like, ah,

870
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 4: like I can feel it.

871
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 2: I can feel it. Something's wrong. And she goes, I

872
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 2: think you're confusing pressure with pain, and I went, I'm not, like,

873
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 2: I know you just took two out. You know, there

874
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 2: are two people here and having the experience exactly.

875
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 4: So she literally goes, ugh, rolls her eyes like re

876
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 4: numbs me or whatever.

877
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 2: I get it out. A week later, Bridge, I'm in

878
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 2: so much pain, like I'm just like having a sip

879
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 2: of water and just like merely like cusping my lips.

880
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 4: To the glass is like too much. So I just

881
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 4: like hit her up and I'm like, hey, can I

882
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 4: just come in and talk to you? And so uh

883
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 4: I go back in and I swear to God, I'm like, hey,

884
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 4: how are you. When she walks in, she goes, I

885
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 4: told you this would happen.

886
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 2: I was like, what is going on? Like she I

887
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know how I made you mad?

888
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 3: Like sincerely, she got kicked out of her band exactly.

889
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 2: It was that's full I'm shusy now, but I'm also

890
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: just now on the other side of it. And she

891
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: called me like she you know, the office called me

892
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 2: and they're like, uh so when you want to come

893
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 2: in for your phone up? And I was like, never, never,

894
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 2: I will. I would rather start with someone who just

895
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 2: is like in school, right, you know what I mean?

896
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 2: So wow, So I say all that to say that

897
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: I'm with you emotionally. I think I could do it.

898
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: And I even think I could handle the queasiness. I

899
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 2: don't know if I don't think I can handle I mean,

900
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 2: I guess that's part of the emotion of it. I

901
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 2: don't know if I can handle the fan like if

902
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 2: there's like families around like.

903
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 4: That really freaks me out because then it's like, you know,

904
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 4: it's us, so where you have to be like Patch Adams.

905
00:45:53,480 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 2: And so there's leg gone was Patch Adam's based on

906
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 2: a real thing? I believe he was.

907
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 4: And I'd also argue there's no way he was as

908
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 4: funny as Robin Williams.

909
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: So they really lucked out, right.

910
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 3: This guy was probably an annoying loser, right.

911
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 2: Because I mean, here's the thing. If your doctor dressed

912
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 2: as a clown, get a life.

913
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 3: First of all, Hey, but I don't want anything to.

914
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 5: Do with it.

915
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, figure out this hepatitis like,

916
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 4: I don't why are you why are.

917
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 2: Your lips red? Yeah, there's nothing about that.

918
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 3: I want anything. I do not want a professional in

919
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 3: my life being funny, right, especially.

920
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 2: Trying dude, I look man.

921
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 4: And it's also why like I genuinely I don't think

922
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 4: you can tell anyone what you actually do. You have

923
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 4: to say you were like when people ask me, I'm like,

924
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 4: I work in production.

925
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 3: I'm in marketing. Yes, oh see there you and not

926
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 3: for fun thing right?

927
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's for Pfizer and not the commercial.

928
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 3: Right.

929
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: Just have to keep fighting the pamphlets, the pamplets that

930
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 2: you see the doctor, they're very depressed. Stop asking me questions.

931
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 3: No, the moment you tell somebody there, you'll be pitch

932
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 3: television shows. Yes, they'll be joking. They'll be asking you

933
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 3: to tell.

934
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 5: Them a joke.

935
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 2: Just hell, pure hell.

936
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 3: I When I first moved to LA I moved in

937
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 3: with a couple in their baby.

938
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh, Hollywood, Hollywood swinging, and it's fine. I moved to

939
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 2: the big city.

940
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 4: It was with a couple of their baby.

941
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 3: But the first thing they asked me was to tell

942
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,479
Speaker 3: them a joke, and I knew it was downhill from there.

943
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you didn't know them. No, it was.

944
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 3: Yes, literally craigslist. That can you imagine?

945
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 2: That is legitimately insane. That is so I would I

946
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: would rather.

947
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 4: Live with a single drug addict then a couple.

948
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: And how old was the baby? The baby was like

949
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 2: a year old. Oh, so you were living with a

950
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: nuclear family.

951
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: I believe in the family, traditional family.

952
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 4: That is so okay, okay, I don't want to switch

953
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 4: the dynamic, but it really feels like you're.

954
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 2: But just just here. Okay, So was this a guess

955
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: house situation or like just in there with the family,

956
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 2: just simply another one of the bedrooms.

957
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

958
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 2: It's just like over to big dinner. They were like,

959
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: that is crazy. It was.

960
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 3: I mean, it didn't surprise, it didn't work out. I

961
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 3: was out of there after like three months, and they

962
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 3: were so mad that I left. But sorry, you didn't

963
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,439
Speaker 3: get me onto your lease.

964
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 5: That's your fault.

965
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you were clearly paying for that baby.

966
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was absolutely paying for the baby. But like

967
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 3: the whole situation, they asked me to tell a joke immediately.

968
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 3: They wanted me to pay one hundred and fifty dollars

969
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 3: a week for groceries or I was like, I'm going

970
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 3: to be eating shredded.

971
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 2: When I'm sorry.

972
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they criticized like my diet choices when I started

973
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 3: buying cheap groceries. But it was like, you know, I'm

974
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 3: living with a couple on their baby. Where do you

975
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 3: think my money is?

976
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: I get?

977
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 2: Wait, what part of was that? Like?

978
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: Mid city West Hollywood is my god, right behind the

979
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 3: Magnolia Bakery there on Third Stroke.

980
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 4: Okay, hitting part of town. We love that part of

981
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 4: love that part of town. I mean you're near.

982
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: I believe there's a volcano down there.

983
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 5: There is a volcano.

984
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 2: I love that. I will only live within walking distance. Wow,

985
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: but you're talking to the king. Look that is here's

986
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 2: the thing. Look, people struggle all that stuff. I get.

987
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, we need a roommate and alleviate some

988
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 2: of this. I've never heard of a family being like

989
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: and you also need to go in on groceries. You

990
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 2: know that is? That is so to me. That's like

991
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 2: literally like hey, we're all putting in ten dollars on

992
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: this one shirt. It's like very like traveling pants. Like

993
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,479
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we have no idea how this is gonna

994
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 2: work out. I just met you fifty.

995
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 3: Can you imagine is so much money?

996
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: That is so much money.

997
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 3: It's an enormous like And then so that brings up

998
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 3: some questions, actually, are they putting any money in for

999
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 3: the groceries? For all that?

1000
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 2: I've never even thought about that.

1001
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 3: I just kind of assumed, Oh, they're paying the other half,

1002
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 3: which is an exorbitant amount of money. Right now, I'm like, oh,

1003
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 3: was I going to just be paying for all of the.

1004
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 2: Food, right and they're just like eating shrimp?

1005
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 4: Wait, okay, okay, sorry, one more question, and and like, actually,

1006
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 4: maybe it may not be comfortable answering, but how much

1007
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 4: was it per month?

1008
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 3: I think it was like six hundred a month?

1009
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 2: Did you have your own bathroom?

1010
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 5: Yes?

1011
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 3: Okay, so it was, you know, and I was living

1012
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 3: in a decent part of town, right and I knew

1013
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 3: literally no one in La. It was like a safish

1014
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 3: seeming like coming to La. Still on the on paper,

1015
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 3: a very bad, very bad.

1016
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 2: Have you ever spoken to them ever?

1017
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 3: No, but one of them I think found me on

1018
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 3: social media at some point. I hope that they're not listeners.

1019
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 5: We'll get at.

1020
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 3: Least three bad reviews and like followed me as like

1021
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 3: simply not following because when I gave them the month's notice,

1022
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 3: they were so pissed.

1023
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were furious with me.

1024
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to be friends with you, right yea,

1025
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 3: yeah for three months and then you were mean to me.

1026
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 3: You take pictures of the apartment so you could put

1027
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 3: the apartment back on Craigslist. So the only other things

1028
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 3: I remember about them were at one point she was

1029
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: watching classic movie Jack and Jill Adam Sadler's Jack and Jill,

1030
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 3: and somehow I was like, I must have said, how's

1031
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 3: the movie? And she said, well, it's not Shrek funny,

1032
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 3: it's just like crazy, Like what is your bar for comedy?

1033
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 2: Are there any what year was this?

1034
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 5: Twenty ten?

1035
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 2: There has to be like emails like you have to

1036
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 2: have my god, I should what if?

1037
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 3: Oh we haven't even thought?

1038
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 2: What if?

1039
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 3: I'm sure they're there?

1040
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 2: At least they run Warner Brothers.

1041
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 3: It's David Allison's Could you were mad?

1042
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: That is? I'm not that like?

1043
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 4: And I had a Mine wasn't super crazy, but like

1044
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 4: when I moved here, I moved from Atlanta. I was

1045
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 4: working at a restaurant.

1046
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: The bartender was like, Hey, at this other restaurant I

1047
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: used to work at one of the other guys there

1048
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: is moving to LA You guys should live together. We

1049
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: met for ten minutes and went okay, and then we

1050
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: just got in a car and drove across the county.

1051
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: So it's like, that's great, he's still one of my

1052
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 2: good friends. But like we weren't like hey, and also

1053
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 2: we need to put a family.

1054
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yours is a much more normal situation.

1055
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 2: Were you like, were there was there a curfew?

1056
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 3: Well, there was no curfew. I avoided them almost at

1057
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 3: all costs.

1058
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1059
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that there was really an expectation of

1060
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 3: me being kind of part of the situation though. Yeah, yeah,

1061
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 3: because I think they were like they found it like

1062
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 3: off putting that I was like, I'm you know, I'm

1063
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 3: renting a room, right, yeah, I don't want to be

1064
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 3: the uncle full house or whatever. So God blasts, I guess.

1065
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 3: The only Yeah, the only other thing I remember is

1066
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 3: they had a massive framed poster of the band crazy

1067
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 3: Town autographed. So there were some red flags, I mean

1068
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 3: obviously from the very beginning, and then it was just

1069
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 3: red flag, red flag, red flag and worked out perfectly,

1070
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 3: that is.

1071
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 2: Okay, Like and then and then you moved in by yourself.

1072
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 3: Yes, I obviously after a situation like yeah yeah yeah

1073
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah Wow. So I found something that was like,

1074
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: thank god, something slightly I mean almost the same costs

1075
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 3: obviously have much smaller, less fun space. Well fund's not

1076
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 3: the word, but uh so I never had a roommate again.

1077
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 2: Did they ever invite you to stuff? No?

1078
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 3: But they were kind of like I think they at

1079
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 3: least retired like rave culture or something like.

1080
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 5: This, or real party type.

1081
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 3: Who they seemed like with like they're the sort of

1082
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 3: person that you would run into who's a promoter, right,

1083
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 3: you know where you're like, oh yeah, do anything right?

1084
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

1085
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 3: And there was there was just like they were both

1086
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 3: very tan. There was something about them that was like

1087
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 3: what was happening to you in the nineties interview process barely.

1088
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 3: I remember talking to one of them still in Utah

1089
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 3: on my cell phone in a Walmart, just like figuring

1090
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 3: it out.

1091
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 4: I man, this is because here's the thing, is like

1092
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 4: that part of the story is.

1093
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 2: Like magnificent. That sounds exactly like what should be happening.

1094
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 4: It's just like I spoke to strangers that have a

1095
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 4: Walmart in Utah and I ended up living with them.

1096
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 2: That part I'm all for. The part that gets me

1097
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 2: is like a now meet family.

1098
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 3: So also like, are they on the other side telling

1099
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 3: their friends we once lived with a man we met

1100
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 3: from Utah. We let a drifter into our house.

1101
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 4: And no, because I'm assuming you didn't put up the

1102
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 4: ad being like any families want to take it a

1103
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 4: cool guy looking.

1104
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 3: To kill somebody?

1105
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 2: Like what when you Okay, I'll ask more questions later.

1106
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 2: This is great. I don't want to waste your time.

1107
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 2: This is that is Yeah, that's a fun one.

1108
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 3: It was a big swing.

1109
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1110
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank god it works out because I could have. Also,

1111
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 3: like the fact that I found another place is like,

1112
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 3: I'm surprised I didn't just move back to Utah. Yes,

1113
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 3: what are you talking?

1114
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh, only people in l A are weird families.

1115
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it just speaks to have strong.

1116
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 2: Of a person. I mean again, like the muscles man.

1117
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 2: You know you want to you don't want to talk

1118
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 2: about it, but I want to talk about listener.

1119
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 3: You have no idea the things he said to me

1120
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 3: off my right.

1121
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but you do what you gotta do for

1122
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 2: your friends.

1123
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 3: Well, is there anything left to say about the screwdriver?

1124
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 3: I'm so excited about this, go under my sink, yes, like.

1125
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 4: Literally all all I can say that. The only new

1126
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,240
Speaker 4: thing I can say about it is that just don't

1127
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 4: don't take it for granted because people start losing bits.

1128
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course this thing's almost worse exactly, but

1129
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 3: don't do that. I have a question for you, as

1130
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 3: a handy person. My water bottle is now screwed too

1131
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 3: tight and I can't even like I'll put it between

1132
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 3: my legs and try to unscrew it. How am I

1133
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 3: going to get this thing open?

1134
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 2: Okay, So there's there's a few things you could do.

1135
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 4: I like, I'm assuming you don't have a vice, which, right,

1136
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 4: there's what's called a strap wrench, or you could also

1137
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 4: just use like a leather belt. But what you want

1138
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 4: to do is put that around, Okay, make it tight.

1139
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 4: There's enough friction usually that you can, just as long

1140
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 4: as you're holding it with something that also has friction,

1141
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 4: right kind of.

1142
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Well I own one of those things.

1143
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. It's the same thing they use

1144
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 2: for oil filters in your car. You can't get them

1145
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 2: off a leather belt strap wrench version if you don't

1146
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,320
Speaker 2: have rise what does a strap wrench look like it.

1147
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 4: Literally it's it looks like a handle and then looks

1148
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 4: like a long like a rubber belt attached.

1149
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 3: To it holding the dog catcher.

1150
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 2: Us.

1151
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, and then you pull that, you pull the

1152
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 4: rubber strap through it, and you get enough tension on it,

1153
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 4: and then you just start the other way.

1154
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 3: Wow, this is great to know. This is very good

1155
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 3: information that God be recorded. Conversation is worthless.

1156
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 2: You you have your water bottle.

1157
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 5: Well, we should play a game.

1158
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 3: Yes, I need a number between one in tent from

1159
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 3: you five. Okay, I have to do some light calculating

1160
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 3: to get our game pieces. So right now you can

1161
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: promote recommend to whatever you want.

1162
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 2: Our film The Gutter is still streaming on Hulu, written

1163
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 2: by me, co directed by me and my brother Isaiah Lester,

1164
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 2: starring Shamik Moore, Darcy card and Susan Sarand and Paul Reiser,

1165
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 2: j Ellis Langston Kerman, Adam Brody, Paul Sheer, and Pally Uh,

1166
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 2: Monique gall God, who else is in this movie?

1167
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 4: There's There's, it's it's names Galore, my wife Chelsea Devant is,

1168
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 4: Aaron Dewey, Lennox uh.

1169
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 5: Start naming extras Okay.

1170
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 2: My cousin Mike, Uh, that's what, all right?

1171
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1172
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a fun, stupid bowling comedy

1173
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 4: and you should watch it.

1174
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 3: Everybody please go watch that. Watch something that has to

1175
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 3: do with comedy.

1176
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 2: That's fun. Right, we're begging. Okay, this is how we

1177
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 2: play get real battle? Sorry, good battle, Jack Harvey jack a,

1178
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 2: Harry kim Field Sorry.

1179
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 3: Unbelievable camp yeah crazy yeah, yeah, everyone can watch it. Yeah,

1180
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 3: it's on Hulu. Who's got it all?

1181
00:58:54,440 --> 00:59:00,479
Speaker 2: Yeah? We love Okay.

1182
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name three things. You're going to tell me

1183
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 3: if they're a gift or a curse and why? Okay,

1184
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 3: and I'll tell you if you're right or wrong because

1185
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 3: they're a correct answer.

1186
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so be very careful. Yes, all right.

1187
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 3: This first one is from a listener named Colin. Gift

1188
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 3: or a curse a very chatty mail carrier.

1189
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 4: Oh I I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna say that's

1190
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 4: a gift. And the reason I say it's as a

1191
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 4: gift is because anyone in particular that service not just

1192
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 4: like restaurants. People talk to you because you know, the

1193
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 4: server talks to you because they want a bigger tip.

1194
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 4: There's kind of no, there's no endgame for a mail

1195
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 4: carrier to want to talk to you other than like

1196
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 4: they are nice and kind and because of that, they

1197
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 4: want to reciprocate your niceness and kindness. And they always

1198
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 4: make sure not only are your packages on time, but

1199
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 4: they hide them for you, especially if you got porch pirates.

1200
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 4: So I say, I say, it's a gift.

1201
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 3: Correct gift.

1202
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't.

1203
00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't say anything else. I mean that

1204
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 3: this would be the podcast. No, I love it. I

1205
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 3: first of all, I love to see the male carrier

1206
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 3: because I feel like we're on such opposite schedules. It

1207
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 3: almost feels like seeing a unicorn or something.

1208
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 5: Here's the person.

1209
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 3: They never talked to me, which you know, I think

1210
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 3: I just have a deeply off putting personality. Nobody who

1211
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 3: does any type of service wants anything to do with

1212
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 3: me or a conversation. So the idea of someone even

1213
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 3: like answering how are you doing? Melts my home. Also,

1214
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 3: like these good I'm sure they're full of gossip. They

1215
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 3: know the neighborhood. These people really are on the ground

1216
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 3: snooping on your neighbors. They're seeing their male ask them

1217
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 3: about your neighbors into it.

1218
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 4: I you know, I'm in a very I'm in a

1219
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 4: precarious situation. I'm in a very, very suburban area where

1220
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 4: like the talk about a gift of a curse is

1221
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 4: that like because of where I am.

1222
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful place. But I'm also.

1223
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 4: And you know me, so this is gonna sound crazy.

1224
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 4: I'm also the most dangerous person on my street. So

1225
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 4: like people like see me walking the dogs, They're like, there,

1226
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 4: he is the bad boy.

1227
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: In Los Angeles.

1228
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 4: So I want I whereas I want to ask that gossip.

1229
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 4: I'm afraid again I get back into my Tarantino situation.

1230
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,959
Speaker 4: It's like, oh no, everyone hates you, and I'm like, okay, okay,

1231
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 4: thank you.

1232
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 3: I'm throwing a lot of away, a lot of hate man,

1233
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 3: trying to protect you. All right, Okay, You've gotten one

1234
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 3: right so far. This next is from a list next

1235
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 3: one is from a listener named Addie. Gift to a

1236
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 3: curse baby up in this bitch car stickers.

1237
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: Oh man, I I'm going full curse. And I love

1238
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 2: babies and I love children, but I don't think babies

1239
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: and children can be cool in the ways that adults

1240
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 2: project coolness onto them, Like you know, when you see

1241
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 2: like a baby like in like Warby Parkers, yeah exactly,

1242
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 2: or like you know, uh, like a Nike jog or

1243
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 2: tech sweatsuit, you're like, what is like that? No kids

1244
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 2: should be wearing that, you know what I mean?

1245
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 4: And so like when you do when you do a

1246
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 4: license or not a licenseate like a bumper stick or

1247
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 4: whatever like that, that still reads to me as you

1248
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 4: projecting that like this is either a a cool kid

1249
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 4: or that you think you're so cool about your I

1250
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 4: don't know, Hondai Sonata that like it's just like so

1251
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 4: like I I also I also think I'm just very

1252
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 4: anti a thing on your car that is not we

1253
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 4: are Charlie Kirk.

1254
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 2: I think you have that. I think you have.

1255
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 3: That's your one.

1256
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's just me. But we know that correct.

1257
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 3: Of course, I used to even be against the like

1258
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 3: baby uh in car whatever, and then I realized that

1259
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 3: those are kind of like they actually have a purpose

1260
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 3: where it's for emergency.

1261
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 5: Things or whatever.

1262
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 3: At some point I thought people are just like bragging

1263
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 3: about carrying a baby around.

1264
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 2: That is a cynical. Take. Look at this, Look at

1265
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 2: this idiot just bragging that they have a baby, it's

1266
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 2: like so funny to me.

1267
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 3: No, it's a real thing, but yeah, this is Naola, Like, no,

1268
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 3: you're not cool. You made the dorky choice to be

1269
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 3: a parent.

1270
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 2: Oh you're a nerd exactly.

1271
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,959
Speaker 3: And now your child is going to be a bigger

1272
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 3: nerd because you're trying to be cool, right, exactly. Your

1273
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 3: child is not into prints. Your child doesn't love David Bowie.

1274
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 3: They're three years old.

1275
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 4: Like the idea of like a three year old listening

1276
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 4: to Darling Nikki being like, oh why.

1277
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 2: This is ziggy starts alright, They're like they want to

1278
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 2: eat candy, use the bathroom all themselves, and then to sleep.

1279
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 3: And listen to the most irritating music you can possibly imagine.

1280
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 3: Anyone who knows a child knows that they want to

1281
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 3: listen to the worst music ever creates just a series

1282
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 3: of like bells like xilophone.

1283
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 4: Yes exactly, that's yeah, I uh that like baby up

1284
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 4: in the sticker is the same reason why they do

1285
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 4: like Minivan commercials.

1286
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 2: But like the song they use is like ride and DIRB,

1287
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 2: which is like it drives me. I'm like stop.

1288
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 3: Insecurity showing there is so embarrassing.

1289
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 2: And it's also like by the way minivans, great cars,

1290
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 2: excellent cars, all wheel drive, tons of space, save made.

1291
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 3: The earnest decision to have a family.

1292
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 5: Good for you.

1293
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 2: That's okay, you know what I'm saying.

1294
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 4: Or buy a Yukon and be that person. But anyway,

1295
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 4: I digress.

1296
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 3: All right, you've gotten two right so far. This final

1297
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 3: one is from a listener named Brandon Gift your a

1298
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 3: curse showers with only half a shower door.

1299
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is that.

1300
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 4: It's crazy that would even come as anything other than

1301
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 4: a curse.

1302
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 2: I mean it sincerely.

1303
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 4: Like I, you know, you before the world fell apart,

1304
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 4: You're every once in a while, you're like, I have

1305
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 4: X amount of money in my account and I have

1306
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Speaker 4: to go on a trip. I'm gonna splurge a little bit,

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01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 4: and you go to one of these hotels. The most

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01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 4: notorious one is the W Hotel. I had seen it.

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01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 2: This is so pitiful.

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01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 4: By the way, I only knew what the W Hotel

1311
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 4: was because I had seen an episode of Curb Your

1312
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 4: Enthusiasm where they like do an event at the W Hotel,

1313
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 4: and so I was like, going to like Dallas, by

1314
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 4: the way, and I was like, same hotel. It's got

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01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 4: to be the same hotel. I go, I I sincerely

1316
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 4: mean it. I think not only is it maybe the

1317
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 4: wildest imposition you can put on a guest, but I

1318
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 4: also I'm like, what is what's the money play here? Like,

1319
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 4: is there is getting a second pane of glass destroying

1320
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 4: the profitability of this hotel?

1321
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 2: The floor is soaked, you get like it.

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01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 4: It becomes that it goes from I'm taking a shower

1323
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,600
Speaker 4: to now my entire bathroom is taking a shower.

1324
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 2: It drives me crazy. Curse, curse, curse for me, curse.

1325
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 2: You win the game, You win the game, you get

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01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 2: all through.

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01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 3: These are a course, And there's a chance I may

1328
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 3: have talked about this on this podcast before, but I

1329
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 3: feel like, you know, like people like gen X or

1330
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 3: whatever got a lot of shit for the the sinks

1331
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 3: that are essentially a punch bowl on top.

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Speaker 5: Of a cabinet.

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01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 3: I think, millennials, we've created this half shower door. This

1334
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 3: is our you know, the thing that we would just

1335
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 3: have to live with, the curse we put on the earth,

1336
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 3: an absolutely worthless invention. Yeah yeah, Like you understand for

1337
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 3: about three seconds, oh, it's supposed to look cool, and

1338
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 3: then you realize, like, well, this is supposed to be

1339
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 3: a practical thing.

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01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 2: I'm doing exactly.

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01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 3: This is so, this is just now leading to all

1342
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 3: sorts of problems. For so it looks a little bit

1343
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 3: more like an apple store.

1344
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:38,919
Speaker 5: I don't care.

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01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 3: Give me a door, give me a curtain at least.

1346
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 4: And I'm also like, and you know, uh, far be

1347
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 4: it from me, But I'm like, if I'm a woman,

1348
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 4: the last thing I want to do is be in

1349
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 4: a hotel room by myself in some strange city and

1350
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 4: be like, oh, I wonder how much access someone could

1351
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 4: have to me.

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01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like it feels it feels

1353
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 2: like a genuinely there might as well not be any

1354
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 2: glass sincerely, because it's not doing the thing that anywhere.

1355
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 3: I want to see a remake of Psycho with the

1356
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 3: half shower door.

1357
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 2: He walked and he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry,

1358
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 2: You're always supposed to see a sillabuette.

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01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 3: You did it again? Normal?

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01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 2: No.

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01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 3: I And speaking of the no shower door, when we

1362
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 3: were living in New York, we lived we had a

1363
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 3: sublet in Williamsburg for like a month and it was

1364
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 3: like a very nice like the owner had really like

1365
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 3: done it up to look nice. She had elected to

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01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 3: have literally no shower door. She's like, I'm gonna have

1367
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 3: the most minimalist bathroom alive. She literally had a mop

1368
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 3: in there because it doesn't work like the water is all.

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01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, And then you would so it was like, okay,

1370
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 2: I just I just showered. Now I'm gonna mop.

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01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, because the whole bathroom's the shower.

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01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, sorry, is this like a floppy restaurant that

1373
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 2: was up one of those big stinky would be so fun.

1374
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 3: Needless to say, she was terrible, right right, and we

1377
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 3: hate her that we wished that. Okay, well you won

1378
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 3: the game. Will you help me answer a listener question?

1379
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:17,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1380
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 3: All right, but this is oh people. I should mention

1381
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 3: people are writing in too. I said, no gifts at

1382
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 3: gmail dot com, or they're sending voice notes. Those have

1383
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 3: to be under sixty seconds. Do what you need to

1384
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 3: do with your computer or your phone. I don't care. Okay,

1385
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 3: this is hybridg you're an esteemed guess that's nice. About

1386
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 3: a year ago, a friend of mine was invited to

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01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 3: a wedding that was called off a week beforehand. It

1388
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 3: was called off too late to get a refund, so

1389
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 3: they're still in debt from the first wedding. They never

1390
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,240
Speaker 3: returned to their gifts. This year, the same couple has

1391
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:50,640
Speaker 3: reconciled and is planning a destination wedding. The couple is

1392
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 3: acting like the first wedding plan never happened. She had

1393
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,639
Speaker 3: another bachelorette party, they redid their engagement photos, et cetera.

1394
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 3: I know people go to second weddings all the time,

1395
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 3: but not usually and it's the same people. What do

1396
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 3: you think is the gift obligation here? Does my friend

1397
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,599
Speaker 3: need to get another gift?

1398
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 5: Thanks?

1399
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:10,640
Speaker 3: Love the pod? Okay, butter me up am alike. This

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01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,759
Speaker 3: is the worst couple that's ever lived.

1401
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 2: I mean it sincerely. Luigi Manzilo should be free and

1402
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 2: he should be able to he gets one more and

1403
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:32,559
Speaker 2: it's this couple allegedly allegedly he that is And I like,

1404
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 2: there's too much and I'm gonna maybe this is I don't.

1405
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 2: I don't consider it a controversial take.

1406
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 4: I think we live in a post wedding I don't

1407
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 4: think we should allow or have to celebrate the pomp

1408
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 4: in circumstance of weddings anymore. I think where like, look,

1409
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,600
Speaker 4: there's no like cattle involved. Like the fact that like

1410
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 4: you can watch any TV show that's ever been made

1411
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,760
Speaker 4: on your phone to me negates the fact that, like

1412
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 4: weddings are cool, you know what I mean, it's just

1413
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 4: not yes. So first of all, that on its own

1414
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:15,439
Speaker 4: is like its own island. Secondly, the idea that this couple,

1415
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 4: like I don't even like it when like people argue

1416
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 4: in front of me and then I see them next

1417
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,799
Speaker 4: time and like things are fine.

1418
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 3: The idea that like they split up literally everyone knows,

1419
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 3: everyone got an email we broke up.

1420
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 2: That is because there's there's also the thing when people

1421
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 2: break up like or split whatever, like one, you're gonna

1422
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,519
Speaker 2: end up talking bad about one of them at some

1423
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 2: point for at least a small like there's the window.

1424
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 2: And then when they get back together, it's like, Okay,

1425
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 2: I really hope you don't.

1426
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 4: Hey, just hey, just make sure you don't say the

1427
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 4: thing that I said that was because you were mad.

1428
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 2: I actually don't really have So you're dealing with that.

1429
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 2: And then this idea that like you would even hopefully.

1430
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:08,400
Speaker 4: They're being presumptuous and thinking that this couple wants gifts,

1431
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 4: but like if if they're asking for.

1432
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 2: Also a destination. Now the escalation, so that is demonic

1433
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 2: to begin with the destination wedding is too much, yes,

1434
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,720
Speaker 2: exactly to have this second try, you.

1435
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 3: Have to work to break these people up. Yeah, you

1436
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 3: have like this is like a Hangover sequel or something

1437
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 3: where it's like, now we have to break up the

1438
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:36,599
Speaker 3: couple or something. You have a ticking clock. You should

1439
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 3: not be Do not ask me to have a destination wedding.

1440
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 3: I'm not using my vacation money on your part your

1441
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 3: essentially birthday party.

1442
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,559
Speaker 2: But in like, sorry, keep going.

1443
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 3: Sorry, no, I mean that's I just it's that that

1444
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:54,800
Speaker 3: is the most presumptuous thing you could possibly do is say, okay,

1445
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,879
Speaker 3: now everyone, we're going to like a perfectly fine vacation

1446
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 3: spot and most of it will be spent in weird

1447
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 3: social situations.

1448
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like, hey, where's the place you've never

1449
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 2: wanted to go. That's where we're going. And guess what,

1450
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,520
Speaker 2: you will have zero time to yourself.

1451
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:13,759
Speaker 4: Cool?

1452
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 2: What then? What's the plus? Is? Like you get to

1453
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:25,400
Speaker 2: watch people talk to each other like that.

1454
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,200
Speaker 3: Oh, you have to take time off of work.

1455
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 2: That's fun, man.

1456
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 4: I that is that is a listener If you're listening

1457
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 4: I know you are. I would say, not only do

1458
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 4: not feel obligated to get a gift, I think you

1459
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,719
Speaker 4: should go full like Jared leto suicide Squad, like mail

1460
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 4: them like dead animals and be like I'm a crazy

1461
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 4: joker guy, really really like really be bad about.

1462
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,639
Speaker 5: And you don't want to go to this thing anyway?

1463
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 2: That's because okay, but and then here's and I'll leave you.

1464
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 2: But like I'm kicking you under the table. But what

1465
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:11,080
Speaker 2: what world? Like what I guess, like how unaware are you? That?

1466
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 4: Like you're like the second time to the first person

1467
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 4: is a destination way, but that is it's like literally

1468
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 4: it's it kind of making me anxious, Like I'm like,

1469
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 4: oh my god, Like if I was friends with someone

1470
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 4: like that, I'd be like, oh, something's wrong.

1471
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 2: Right, there's something I need to work through before you

1472
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 2: get married to anybody. Yeah, and we're pregnant, Like they're

1473
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:32,679
Speaker 2: making like dangerous life choices at this point, and there

1474
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 2: it's risky becase.

1475
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:38,360
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that is a man. I look all power

1476
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 4: to them. Maybe this is maybe we're looking at it

1477
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 4: negatively and it's a test.

1478
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 2: They're like, if these people don't come to our second

1479
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:50,040
Speaker 2: that's how you prove your real friends don't show up?

1480
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 3: Right, and you do write into podcasts about us, yes,

1481
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 3: and then we're like, we know we can keep you around. Yeah,

1482
01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 3: and talk about the Joker.

1483
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,839
Speaker 2: These people are screwed there, loco.

1484
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 3: This is literally Jared Leto's oh god.

1485
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:09,559
Speaker 2: I look, I don't want it. Is that slander libel.

1486
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 3: We don't know that he's done any of these things.

1487
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 3: We're just thinking really about his character, the Joker.

1488
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:19,639
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, Also heave in real life, who's a scumback?

1489
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 4: Who's a filthy scumbany.

1490
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 3: Disney loves him?

1491
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,160
Speaker 2: Whatever?

1492
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Emily, we answered your question perfectly. Do not

1493
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:36,719
Speaker 3: write back in yeaes sir, I have a practical object,

1494
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 3: thank god. Yeah, every like one in a hundred is

1495
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 3: something I can implement in my life.

1496
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and I'm so happy.

1497
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 2: To have it.

1498
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 4: Like, here's the thing that one, by the way you're

1499
01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:49,720
Speaker 4: using for those of you not being able to see Bridger,

1500
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,360
Speaker 4: he's got a MacBook out in.

1501
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:52,840
Speaker 2: Front of him.

1502
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:56,080
Speaker 4: That one has the Torques bits so you can actually

1503
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 4: use it to open your mac book really yeah?

1504
01:14:58,600 --> 01:14:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1505
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:01,360
Speaker 3: Oh and what would I do in there? Like, look,

1506
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:03,280
Speaker 3: you're red peanut butter around.

1507
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:13,599
Speaker 2: Just put a bomb inside. Yeah dust, but look upgrade

1508
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 2: my ram you know, if you ever needed to look

1509
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 2: because also I don't want to.

1510
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to go into the nerd stuff. Anyway,

1511
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,519
Speaker 4: you got to open it if you need it to.

1512
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,439
Speaker 3: That's good to know, that's very good to know. Well,

1513
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:25,920
Speaker 3: I had obviously a lovely time.

1514
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,960
Speaker 2: This was just this is just everything we wanted.

1515
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:31,800
Speaker 3: This is what we've both been begging each other for

1516
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 3: it since the day we met. Thank you for being here,

1517
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:38,840
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me listener. The podcast is over

1518
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 3: a reminder to send in the voice notes or the

1519
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,479
Speaker 3: emails to I Said No Gifts at gmail dot com.

1520
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 3: Keep them under sixty seconds. If it's a voice note,

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Speaker 3: record it like not in a tornado. And I think

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01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 3: that's it. The podcast is really coming to a screeching halt.

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01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye.

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01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 3: I Said No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

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01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:08,760
Speaker 3: senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully

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01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:12,439
Speaker 3: mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by miracle

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01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:15,559
Speaker 3: Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,

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01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 3: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at

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01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,559
Speaker 3: I Said No Gifts that's where you're going to see

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01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:24,559
Speaker 3: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

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01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,080
Speaker 3: you want to see the gifts.

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Speaker 5: I invit?

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Speaker 2: Did you hear?

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Speaker 1: Funa man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to me,

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01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no

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01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 1: guests your our presences, presents, and I'm already too much stuff,

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01:16:53,560 --> 01:17:01,560
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey me it?

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Speaker 2: Don't leave