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Speaker 1: Scott you ready, Curdie B. My friend, I am so

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Speaker 1: ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 2: Man who spent years building Eiffel Tower with seven hundred

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Speaker 2: thousand matchsticks, maybe denied world record for using rog matches.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, well, you gotta measure twice and cut once.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna strike it up.

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Speaker 1: On a brand new episode of the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Still World, would you be my jozillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 2: Guys, goals, non binary pals, Welcome to Annas. I am

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Speaker 2: Kerk Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: I'm Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was, And

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Speaker 1: I just want to give a shout out right at

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Speaker 1: the top, Curdiebe. We have a bananimal named Michelle Takarski

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Speaker 1: who started a blood group for bananimals on the Red

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Speaker 1: Cross app. There are fourteen banannimals who have already signed

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Speaker 1: up to donate blood. So if you have the Red

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Speaker 1: Cross app, oh yeah, I'm going next week, you could

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Speaker 1: search and join the group Bananimals and then it'll like

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Speaker 1: track everybody and we'll see how many lives or gallons

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Speaker 1: or whatever we have to do. But anyways, great job,

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Speaker 1: Michelle to Karski.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, post that in the stories today,

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Speaker 2: got a buddy, I will go and sign up for that.

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Speaker 2: Let's oh hell yeah, I'm ready for that. And of course,

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Speaker 2: as a reminder, we have a website. You can go

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Speaker 2: see all of our tour dates now at bananaspodcast dot com.

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Speaker 2: Uh and if you live in the following city Seattle, Portland, Chicago, Madison, Minneapolis,

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Speaker 2: We're coming to you very very soon. Are you ready

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Speaker 2: Scotty to bring our fantastic guests on?

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Speaker 1: Let's bring her on.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is a tremendous true stand up comedian

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Speaker 2: and Emmy nominated and wg WGA Award winning right. She

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Speaker 2: has two books that I've been out, Dead People Suck

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Speaker 2: and Shitty Mom, both amazing titles.

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Speaker 1: New York Times bestsellerty Mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Her latest comedy special, sis Well Grief Slut is

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Speaker 2: available everywhere you stream specials. Please welcome Laurie kil Martin.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, thanks guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for having doing this. You have an amazing

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Speaker 2: talent in naming specials. They're all amazing.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I do after hearing the word bin animal, I do

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Speaker 5: want to I have a joke, a super old joke

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Speaker 5: that has been stolen a lot, but it was it

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Speaker 5: was all I had today for dinner was a banana,

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Speaker 5: not the whole thing, not that little bottom part. You know,

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Speaker 5: the bananas anus. You've seen it, the bananas.

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Speaker 4: And.

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Speaker 5: I have myself saying bananas TM trademarked like on Girls'

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Speaker 5: Night Out in nineteen ninety two or something, and it

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Speaker 2: Oh that guy. Yeah, do you know Tom I think

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Speaker 2: his name is Tom well whatever who started the Oatmeal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he discovered his own bananas, but you were

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Speaker 1: there first. You were the old right. Well, I just

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Speaker 2: I love. I'm going to I'm going to watch it tonight, Laurie.

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Speaker 1: But there's one thing I wanted to bring up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You had a very similar experience to myself where black

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Speaker 5: How you know, you think you're a clean person, and

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Speaker 2: And Laurie, where can everybody watch the special?

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Speaker 2: He had did his message with no offense to the English.

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Speaker 4: So here's another one hundred years more is in the making.

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Speaker 1: I'm missing much as alopants and occasional eroding beach front.

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Speaker 2: So this is what happened and why he got disqualified.

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Speaker 2: He's having grown tired of buying matches from the supermarket

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Speaker 2: When I opened them, it was a bit like Christmas,

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Speaker 2: But it's the same match. It's the same match that

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Speaker 1: A head on it though, right, that was what they're saying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he but everyone cuts the heads off anyway,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you got beat up when you went home from school,

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Speaker 5: That's really weird when you're priced out of your hometown

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Speaker 1: Come on off to Stump Road. What a town. Here's

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Speaker 1: one for y'all. This is from Andy Ladowski. Thank you

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Speaker 1: Andy Ladowski for sending it into the Bananas Podcast at Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Anybody can dms anytime. And this was in HuffPo written

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Speaker 2: This, say the best business.

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Speaker 1: Music business.

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Speaker 5: Fans of the reporters. Sorry, I've never never been on

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Speaker 4: That's great.

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Speaker 1: We're reporter boosters and we got everybody up on this.

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Speaker 4: Exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No. Museum visitor injured after discovering the dot on

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Speaker 1: the floor was actually a hole. Old huff Po Carla

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Speaker 1: the whole Hunter, Baranacus. The encounter with aniche Cuppoor's work

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Speaker 1: On your own. I think in Europe they do. They

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Speaker 1: got us, They got us so good when it comes

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Speaker 1: to bath care. But he was six years old, which

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Speaker 1: also makes you wonder, It makes it it makes it

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Speaker 1: less likely he was just like looking at his phone

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Speaker 1: and texting and walking right, So this guy really just

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Speaker 1: thought this was a painting on the floor and walked

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Speaker 1: right in. How big was it, Kurdie B. Great question.

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Speaker 1: The installation was a dark hole like an abyss in

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Speaker 1: the center of the floor, inside a large concrete cube

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Speaker 1: with a single door the sides of the eight foot

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Speaker 1: deep circular hole.

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Speaker 2: What so eight feet is.

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Speaker 1: Oh falling from your ceiling to the floor.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh be.

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Speaker 1: So it's coded black pigment, giving the illusion of a

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Speaker 1: depthless void. Sounds kind of cool. I kind of want

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Speaker 1: to go see this. Yeah. In other words, the hole

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Speaker 1: looks like a giant black dot painted on the floor.

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Speaker 1: Visitors are required to sign a disclaimer acknowledging the safety

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Speaker 1: risk of viewing the installation.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, then what is going on? Okay, well he

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Speaker 2: come on now we have to ask.

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Speaker 5: And I think many of us have wanted to dive

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Speaker 5: into a black hole an abyss. Maybe he maybe he

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Speaker 5: was like, take me, this is my time. Maybe he

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Speaker 5: thought it was deeper and shocked if I and that

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Speaker 5: he survived.

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Speaker 1: Hearing you say that, that just reminded me. Kurty B

471
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Speaker 1: and I used to work on a show called Money

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Speaker 1: from Strangers in New York City and it was an

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Speaker 1: MTV show and I had totally forgot about this until

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Speaker 1: you just said that. But we had a contestant, I

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Speaker 1: think it was out in Staten Island and it was

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Speaker 1: a younger person and we grabbed them off the street.

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Speaker 1: The idea was, like any contestant, our host would walk

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Speaker 1: up to people and say, do you want to be

479
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Speaker 1: on a game show right now? You can win one

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars and then two comics and our host would

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Speaker 1: basically tell them increasingly crazy things to do for up

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Speaker 1: to one thousand bucks. And one of them we went

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Speaker 1: to this cake shop and we had instead of going

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Speaker 1: towards the dark, we sent this person in and instead

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Speaker 1: of just acting like a lunatic the whole time, we

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Speaker 1: had them order a cake pretty much as soon as

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Speaker 1: they went in there, so they seemed like a paying customer.

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Speaker 1: And then when it got to the time where they said,

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Speaker 1: what do you want us to write on this cake,

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Speaker 1: we said something like it's for my grandfather or it's

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Speaker 1: for my grand and they were like okay. And then

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Speaker 1: in the van we were all like, what's the funniest

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Speaker 1: thing to say? What's the funniest thing to write an

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Speaker 1: icing on a cake? To a grandparent, and our showrunner

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Speaker 1: Rob Anderson texted over our screen and we saw it

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Speaker 1: come up and we had them write an icing go

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Speaker 1: towards the Light, which is so funny because they were

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Speaker 1: like seriously and he's like, no, seriously, yeah, like they're

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Speaker 1: in a coma. We went up to go towards the

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Speaker 1: Light and they did it, and then we ended up

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Speaker 1: taking a photo with it and we ate that cake.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, we got them a baker shop and Staten Island.

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Speaker 1: I think to put on a cake for a grandparent

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Speaker 1: go towards the Light, I've a've forgotten about that.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that. I was once and there was

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Speaker 2: a James Terrell exhibit at Lakma and James Trell is

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Speaker 2: this artist. He's one of my favorite artists, installation artists,

508
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Speaker 2: but does all with light, and so it's like wild

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Speaker 2: things where you like look at a wall and it'll

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Speaker 2: look like a painting that's like glowing that's hanging off

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Speaker 2: the wall, but you go up to it and it's

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Speaker 2: just a hole cutting a white wall and it's just

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Speaker 2: light that's shining into another who and so you're just

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Speaker 2: looking at just pure light. And so he had this

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Speaker 2: huge installation in Lakma that and it was the same

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Speaker 2: type of thing where it was like do not walk

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Speaker 2: towards the edges of the room, and it was all

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Speaker 2: the edges of like all four edges of the room

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Speaker 2: were just had this light on it. And the way

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Speaker 2: it was done is literally the floor was like built

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Speaker 2: up and they had put lights underneath the floor that

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Speaker 2: were shooting at a wall that was like far recessed,

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Speaker 2: but it looked like these weird crazy cubes on all

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Speaker 2: the walls. And of course while we're there, it was

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Speaker 2: an old lady and she just walked right off like

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Speaker 2: just went right towards the light, just like walking just

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Speaker 2: like I'm gonna check it out, and just we just

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Speaker 2: watched her walk off the like just a ledge into

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Speaker 2: like a six foot drop.

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Speaker 4: Six Oh jeez, did you laugh? Did you laugh? No?

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Speaker 2: It was more seeing it in person was alarming. If

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Speaker 2: I had heard it like just like like that would

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Speaker 2: have made me laugh, but watching it was just like,

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Speaker 2: oh no, and I was like shut down. Everything was

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Speaker 2: shut Oh no.

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Speaker 1: If I fall, I want people to laugh, you know,

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Speaker 1: don't you. It like breaks the tension. If it's silent,

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Speaker 1: it's more uncomfortable. I'd rather pople. Laugh. If I'm forever

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Speaker 1: doing a Banana's live and I fall off the stage, laugh,

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Speaker 1: don't gasp.

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Speaker 2: Even if I'm I'd prefer you laugh.

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Speaker 5: You know, if you're laughing, I will scream over you

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Speaker 5: in pain.

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Speaker 4: So that that gives me something to reach for.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to tease us into our our shout outs. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this one, Philly Jesus returns to the public eye as

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Speaker 2: lift driver.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Philly Jesus, because we have that sunset ship Jesus

549
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Speaker 1: for a long time too.

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Speaker 2: Philly Jesus is back.

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Speaker 1: I do have some shout outs. I have a few

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Speaker 1: really good ones. We have a bananimal named Katherine Bittner

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Speaker 1: who's shouting herself out. She has a novel that she

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Speaker 1: wrote called Strayed that comes out February twentieth, twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: four for those listing in the future. It's an emotional

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Speaker 1: suspense novel and it's perfect for animal lovers. Great that

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Speaker 1: combination rates You have me entice straights on Amazon or

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Speaker 1: wherever you buy your books. Congratulations Catherine. That is not

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Speaker 1: her first novel, but congratulations on writing again.

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Speaker 5: That's that's cool. Yeah, but not novels. That's another level.

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Speaker 5: Minor just basically jokes written as you know, with extra words.

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Speaker 5: So it makes a book like I de edited jokes,

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Speaker 5: but a novel.

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Speaker 4: Is like another level of writing. So that's really incredible.

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Speaker 1: That's really true though, like when you were starting out

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Speaker 1: as a comic or doing open mic sort of those

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Speaker 1: one of the things you notice. I'm not a stand up,

568
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Speaker 1: but when I would go see everybody starting out, they talk,

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Speaker 1: they say too many words. When they're doing stand up,

570
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Speaker 1: they talk to.

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Speaker 2: You yeah, yeah, right, right right, And I think that's

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Speaker 2: the majority of work you do as a stand up

573
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Speaker 2: is like getting it down to just the words that

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Speaker 2: you need that are that like magical spell.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you hone and you hone and you

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Speaker 5: hone and then the audience wants a Q and A

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Speaker 5: and that's it.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's so real, Cynthia dot E, So like

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Speaker 1: five a's. And then a Dottie wants a shout out herself,

580
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Speaker 1: shout herself out for failing her very long and very

581
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Speaker 1: expensive board exams. Yay couse, rats, She's gonna study again

582
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Speaker 1: and take them again in April, but she wants to

583
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Speaker 1: Kurt to absolve her and Laurie, we can all absolve

584
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Speaker 1: her for failing.

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Speaker 5: You're absor sure, Oh no, I'm a college dropout. I

586
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Speaker 5: absolve anyone quitting or failing or leaving go.

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Speaker 2: That's be well, fail, fail again, fail better.

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00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: It's very fun. Steph Strader started bartending, is also shouting

589
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Speaker 1: herself out. Steph started bartending last Labor Day, so not

590
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: that long ago. It's just a fun side job. Then

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00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: she competed in the Iron Bartender competition, Yes, which Kurt

592
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: and I should totally judge. By the way, the fact

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Speaker 1: that we aren't judges of the Iron Cardtender is insane

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00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: to me. It also seems unfair that they should rotate

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Speaker 1: in judges for that, because it seems like by the

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Speaker 1: end of that competition, you're just like.

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Speaker 2: This one's awesome.

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Speaker 1: But she got first place overall with a drink she

599
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Speaker 1: invented called Pop that Thang, which is a strawberry pineapple

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Speaker 1: enthused vodka martini that is rimmed with pop rocks.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's cool.

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Speaker 5: Wild And she's only been bartending since September, so like

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Speaker 5: six months or so Labor Day. That's a credible Oh

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Speaker 5: Labor Day, so still very impressive. And maybe the lady

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Speaker 5: that pailed her boards should look into bartending because you

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Speaker 5: can make something yourself pretty quick.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, everybody should look into bartending. AI is taking away

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Speaker 1: everything else. But you know what, we're always going to

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Speaker 1: want somebody to make us pop that fat Last but

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Speaker 1: not list is a real beautiful one. Lily wants to

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Speaker 1: shout herself out for finishing chemo and surviving a double mastectomy.

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Speaker 1: She's doing great. She does have thirty more rounds of

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Speaker 1: radiation left. She says cancer sucks, but it has made

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Speaker 1: her a more empathetic person and that listening to bananas

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Speaker 1: has made her laugh during the hardest times and has

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Speaker 1: helped her out.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you got this, Lily, that's so hard man.

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Speaker 1: Banana the Week for sure, Nana the Week? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Can you make that?

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Speaker 4: Yallap pop that thing at least one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I got. KURTI b wonderful And of

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Speaker 2: course we are here with the wonderful lri Kill Martin.

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Speaker 2: You can watch her news special right now. Sis woke

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Speaker 2: grief slut, Sis woke grief slut for.

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Speaker 5: Someone called it Greek slut, and I was like, I mean,

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Speaker 5: I'd like that to be, but I'm not Greek it's grief, but.

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Speaker 1: It makes sense. The title makes perfect sense when you

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Speaker 1: watch a special because there are different chunks at each

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Speaker 1: sig where you kind of go, like they were calling

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Speaker 1: her a slut right then the yeah she is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's a great title and the content fits the title perfect.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: What is your What is your favorite joke from the

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Speaker 2: special that you're most proud of or like what section?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I've banished a lot of it from my head.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I guess, don't do. I'm not asking you to do

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Speaker 2: the joke the area, I guess.

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Speaker 5: I guess the stuff about my mom dying of COVID

641
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 5: that was really hard to get to get into shape

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Speaker 5: where it would just get laughs, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So that took.

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Speaker 4: That took the most work, I guess.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but like I'm sure, just like you, my favorite

647
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 5: joke is the newest one I'm working on, which isn't

648
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 5: you know, which is like a week old so and

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Speaker 5: so once you put in on, especially like old Taters

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Speaker 5: get Away, you know. So, But yeah, the stuff of

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Speaker 5: my mom was took the longest, so I was happy

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Speaker 5: when it kind of gelled into something pretty solid.

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Speaker 2: I always think that that is the most That is

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Speaker 2: the most genuinely satisfying of stand up. When you can

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Speaker 2: take something that's incredibly sad and upsetting and actually have

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Speaker 2: just just pure laughter from it. Yeah, absolutely is the

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Speaker 2: best part. It's the best part.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And and it's weird.

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Speaker 5: It'll be a thing that might have been the worst

661
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 5: thing that ever happened to you. And then there's a

662
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 5: comedy part of your head that's like, Okay, let's get

663
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 5: to work.

664
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 4: This is going to be harder than the dating.

665
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 5: Chunk, for sure, but let's get to work and let's

666
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 5: see if we can do it and it and it,

667
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 5: you know, topics like that the audience has to be

668
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 5: you have to be so comfortable talking about it that

669
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 5: the audience doesn't recognize that it's actually different from any

670
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 5: other material, and that that always takes longer for you,

671
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 5: the comic than you know, your standard sort of observational stuff.

672
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 4: You know.

673
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: So, yeah, you'n't that fascinating. It's how much it has

674
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: to be that they can't even like, they can't even

675
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 2: smell a whiff of you not having fully dealt with

676
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 2: it and processed it and become at peace with this

677
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 2: whatever you're talking about and that is something that you

678
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 2: can't you can't write your way out of. It's not

679
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: something they can like smell. It's like pheromones you give

680
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: up or something on stage percent.

681
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 5: And then if they even if they want to laugh,

682
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 5: if they're worried about you, they can't not be, Like

683
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 5: they can't help how they react to your your fear,

684
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 5: like your pain, right, So if they're worried, they can't

685
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 5: really laugh either. So it's it's only something that gets

686
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 5: worn down through time, time that you put in on

687
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 5: stage saying the words, and then you know, off stage

688
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 5: getting used to whatever the new reality of your life is.

689
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 2: It is very interesting where there's like certain comics who

690
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: are very very famous and so therefore don't like don't

691
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: have the opportunity to like run material as much as

692
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 2: they should. And then they go out and then they

693
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: do an hour and it's about like kind of a

694
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: tricky subject, but you can just it's completely like, oh,

695
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: you're still emotionally in what you're talking about. Oh, and

696
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 2: it just it just reads a thousand percent. I'm speaking

697
00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: of one specific special flum but yeah, where you're just like,

698
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 2: oh no, buddy, you were not dealt with all this stuff.

699
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: Yet correct.

700
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: Well.

701
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: Also it's so at the top of your special too.

702
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: You do say, like, are you fans of dark comedy?

703
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: And so do our bit animals. There are some dark

704
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: jokes in there, but yeah, it's it's such a great special.

705
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: Also there's a great combination. And I won't spoil anything

706
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: at all, but there's a connection between the Harry Potter

707
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: books and and and Frank so there really is.

708
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 2: Yes, Philly Jesus returns to the public eye as a

709
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 2: lyft driver.

710
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: Here it is.

711
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: This was in the Philly Voice. Thank You Philly Voice,

712
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 2: written by MICHAELA. Altaos. Who is who is not? Is

713
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: better than better? She's the best of them biz. Philly

714
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 2: Jesus can now be found cruising around Center City in

715
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 2: an Accura with a Bible on the dash and gospel

716
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 2: music on the radio. Philly Jesus, whose real name is

717
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,479
Speaker 2: Michael Dennis Grant, has returned as a ride share driver

718
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: after taking a multi year break from the public eye.

719
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 2: He was known for wearing a white robe and carrying

720
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: a shepherd's crook as he walked around Center City speaking

721
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 2: about the Bible, but he had stopped going out in

722
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 2: costume while he dealt with the deaths of his father

723
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: and grandmother and got divorced. Fox twenty nine reported now

724
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 2: he's serving as a lift driver.

725
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: Quote.

726
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: I pick up a passenger and they see me dressed

727
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 2: like this, and I turn back and I say, Jesus

728
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 2: has taken the wheel today than.

729
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: Perfect.

730
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 5: Imagine doing your opening line forty times a day.

731
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 4: Like.

732
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 2: Forty probably more than forty.

733
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

734
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 1: Quote.

735
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 2: Before his hiatus, Grant frequently was seen around Love Park

736
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 2: and had a large presence on social media. In a

737
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 2: post about his new path, Grant said, it's much better

738
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: than staying in one spot to drive all over Philadelphia

739
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 2: and many different neighborhoods of Philly, basically doing a church

740
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: on wheels ministry. I have so much fun in the

741
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 2: Philly Jesus mobile.

742
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: Driving for live.

743
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 2: It's just called the Philly Jesus acra. I mean, like

744
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 2: there's it couldn't be called like the Shepherd's bus or

745
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 2: like I don't know, like God's Love delivers us. Philly

746
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: Jesus had retreated from the public in twenty twenty after

747
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 2: he was cited for trespassing the Installation Mass of Philadelphia.

748
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 2: Trespassing the Installation Mass of Philadelphia Archbissop Nelson Perez. Prior

749
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 2: to that, he claimed that protests blah blah blah blah

750
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 2: blah blah. He got a Saturday Night Live shout out

751
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah, but he was okay. So

752
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: I love that Jesus was arrested at a mass for

753
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: the archbishop. That is completely in line with the how

754
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 2: the Catholic Church is. If Jesus shows up at church,

755
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: he will be arrested.

756
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

757
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 5: Well, his ex wife goes by Philly Magdalen and she

758
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 5: works for door Dash, So it's too bad they couldn't

759
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 5: make it work.

760
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: Oh, she said she will. She will clean your feet

761
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 2: with her hair.

762
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 4: What a go, please tip, please tip, please.

763
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 2: Tip, Just tears come down on your shoes with her hair,

764
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 2: just please tip, please tip.

765
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 5: And just reminding me what a great invention Terry Clop

766
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 5: is because hair is not going to dry anything.

767
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 4: Honestly, there was always.

768
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 2: A big brag that Mary Magdalene cleaned, like dried his

769
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 2: feet with her hair, and it's just like, doesn't say fishing.

770
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, seems like there's still gonna be damp. That's what

771
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 5: I say.

772
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 4: But it's the Bible. I'm not going to question it.

773
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder if he gets more tips. I wonder

774
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: if people are into it or not.

775
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 2: Like I would love to.

776
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: See a yearly average of Philly lyft drivers and to

777
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: see if he does, if Jesus does better than the

778
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: average Philly driver's got to be.

779
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 2: Like, I gotta be he's any level of like a

780
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: notoriety in your lyft driver, I think you a better tip.

781
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 5: I wonder I could there be a Philly Buddha. I mean,

782
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 5: could we have some rival religions? Uh, you know, kind

783
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 5: of bring some representation.

784
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 2: Please, Philly, Please, if you drive for lyft, think about it.

785
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 2: You want to be Philly Buddha. You want to be

786
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 2: Philly Allah, you want to be who else? Can we

787
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 2: be Confucius? Philly Confucius? Is that part Philly?

788
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 4: Yahweh?

789
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: Abraham?

790
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 2: Sure, that's what I was thinking.

791
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 4: I was like, who's that old guy? It was Abraham?

792
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 4: Oh man, it's been.

793
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: A while, l Ron Hubbard. I mean.

794
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: He's out there doing his thing. He's shaking his tail

795
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: feathers all over Hollywood Boulevard, Philly.

796
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 2: Joseph Smith just with Blintz and he dug up in

797
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 2: his backyard.

798
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

799
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: And nobody's allowed to have caffeine women.

800
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: But smart. I mean. There was a comedy writer in

801
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: New York City that we all probably know, but apparently

802
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: early on every general in every meeting he would take,

803
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: he would either dress up like a pirate or a vampire,

804
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: like full makeup and everything, just to interview for you know,

805
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: whatever writing job.

806
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 2: And would he they worked quite a bit.

807
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 4: Who put that name in the chat? I want to

808
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 4: know who that is?

809
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: Well, I'll say it. Then it was Ethan Berlin.

810
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's right.

811
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: Used to show up dress as a vampire to Kurt

812
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: to the show with him. But yeah, I thought that

813
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: was like, I'll get it, it's not it's crazy, but

814
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: it's not so crazy. Like if he had a good sample,

815
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: he'd be like, all right, just don't about the rest

816
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: of the writers.

817
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 5: Did he have to keep dressing that way or did?

818
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 5: Like was there disappointment when he showed up and everyone's like,

819
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 5: who are you?

820
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 4: We don't recognize you?

821
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: Think that? I think that, But that makes me think, like, la,

822
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: if somebody dressed up like a very realistic represent realistic,

823
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: a very familiar representation of like an an rice vampire,

824
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: they would crush an Uber in Los Angeles.

825
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, like Lestope, they would yeah, yeah,

826
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: they would have to stop driving around eight pm. It

827
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 2: ten thirty pm. Lestote picking you up is going to

828
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: freak be the fuck out.

829
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 4: Well that's a.

830
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 5: Very tiny window though, because you can't be out with

831
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 5: the sun, so it's like between five and eight pm.

832
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: Wait a second, am I going to start driving around Lestote?

833
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: Maybe this is my thing? Write at sundown, I start

834
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: and write at sunrise. I stop. I would make a killing.

835
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 4: I like it, I really like it.

836
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 2: Send us home, Scattie, you got a buddy, boy, I

837
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 2: got a crime.

838
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,280
Speaker 1: This was from Catherine Luge, which is a crazy funny

839
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: last name, l Oog. I've never seen that last name before, but.

840
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 2: It sounds sounds a Northern European.

841
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, maybe it's like Lugue. Canadian police always a

842
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: good start to Banana's story. Canadian police are looking for

843
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,720
Speaker 1: a five hundred pound taxidermy polar bear that was stolen

844
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: from a resort in below zero weather.

845
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 2: How why right in below zero web?

846
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: It's way below I have to ask, was.

847
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 4: It taxi dermied or was it still an alive polar bear?

848
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: Great question? It was taxidermy.

849
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 2: There's a photo of it.

850
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: It is standing on its rear paus its back feet

851
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: and it is gigantic.

852
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 2: I mean you would need a forklift for that, right.

853
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 2: Five hundred pounds.

854
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: I guess so or twenty really strong friends. Business Insider

855
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: written by Matthew Lowe, who's the best in the beersness

856
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: absolutely is. Police in Canada say they're looking for a

857
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: missing taxidermy polar bear that was stolen from a resort

858
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: near the city of Edmonton. Harry great name for the

859
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: five hundred pounds stuff. Bear was nabbed from Lion's Heart

860
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: Wellness Center at the Lily Lake Resort earlier this month

861
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are still looking for

862
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: it standing. This is pretty funny reporting standing about ten

863
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: to twelve feet tall. It's ten twelve feet those two

864
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: feet that's so tall.

865
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: That's so much of a difference.

866
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, how tall is your husband? He's four to eleven, No.

867
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: Eleven, there's an entire small child difference exactly.

868
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: The towering bear was typically positioned on the resort's second

869
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: floor until one day staff noticed he was missing. Wanda Roe,

870
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: executive director of the center, told the outlet that the

871
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: resort operates twenty four hour security and believes the bear

872
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: was specifically targeted for the heist.

873
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: Quote.

874
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 1: It had to be planned. Roe said it one hundred

875
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: percent had to be planned. End quote. The Lily Lake

876
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: Resort reported that the Oh they reported the theft on

877
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: January twenty second. Police believe the bear was stolen during

878
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: a cold snap. Temperatures in the area around Edmonton dropped

879
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: to as low as minus forty nine degrees fahrenheit.

880
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I mean I would not be outside even for ten

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Speaker 1: seconds to steal a bear in those temperatures.

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Speaker 2: It was on a second floor, that's what they said.

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Speaker 4: That's inside jobs.

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00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Completely, the entire the staff is suspect, all of them, especially.

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Speaker 4: The one who was quoted anti.

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Speaker 2: During the building.

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00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's still in the building.

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Speaker 1: What if it was all shared hallucination. What if there's

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Speaker 1: a carbon monoxide leak and they all just imagined, Harry

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Speaker 1: the five hundred ten foot to twelve foot.

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Speaker 2: Ten to twelve that would explain the ten to twelve feet.

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00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: Let's see.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's more stolen too.

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Speaker 1: This keeps going. Row told The Globe and The Mail

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Speaker 1: that security patrols were canceled on that day because of

898
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Speaker 1: the cold. Thinks the bear was stolen at night. Hilari's

899
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Speaker 1: point sounds like an inside job to me. The resort

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Speaker 1: also had a pair of stuff raccoons stolen, and you.

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00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 5: Can't replace that. You can't get more raccoons. That's really tough.

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Speaker 1: They're extinct. The total cost of all three missing animals

903
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Speaker 1: was about twenty six thousand dollars. That is I think Canadian,

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Speaker 1: but maybe America.

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Speaker 2: Now, maybe if you can find a buyers, If you

906
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Speaker 2: can find a buyer for eight ten to twelve foot

907
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Speaker 2: stuffed bear, I mean, if.

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Speaker 4: You can't find a buyer, come on, who wouldn't want that?

909
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: I know, but it depends on the price.

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00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, what if it was dismembered, like they kind of

911
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 5: cut it up and got it out that way and

912
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 5: are sewing it frantically together right now?

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Speaker 1: That would be really cool. That would be the footage

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Speaker 1: you want to see that you never know it's anatomyiately

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00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: clear you too. If the two thefts were related, that's

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Speaker 1: the raccoons and the polar bear. They did happen on

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Speaker 1: different nights. Taxidermy polar bears can go for as high

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Speaker 1: as thirty four thousand dollars on some websites, on some

919
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: websits some please so all this bear time, how much

920
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: thirty four thousand final offers? Get out of here. He's

921
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,919
Speaker 1: making eyes at me all night. Please tell the Globe

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Speaker 1: and Mail they hope someone will see the polar bear

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Speaker 1: for sale on a website or somewhere around town. I

924
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: bet they do. That would stick out right away if

925
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: you saw that anywhere, right, said Police Constable Kelsey Daviage.

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Speaker 2: The best in the country, the best of the country.

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00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: That is so good.

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00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,919
Speaker 2: But yeah, so they stole this bear.

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Speaker 1: So and it's pretty recent news, that's within a month,

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Speaker 1: So I'll do a follow up if they find this.

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Speaker 1: We've done some stolen big things before, and what happens

932
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Speaker 1: is people get bored with it and eventually return it. Interesting,

933
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Speaker 1: it happened to a giant tomato.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a.

935
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Speaker 5: Full living tomato or a taxi tomato.

936
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Speaker 1: It was outside of a restaurant. It was stolen, and

937
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: then they were like all right, and they just brought it.

938
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: There's a couple other ones we've done where people I

939
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: think put it in their garage or put it in

940
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: their basement and they're like awesome, and then they're like,

941
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 1: get this thing to f out.

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Speaker 5: It seems like a rom com that sort of retrieval,

943
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Speaker 5: Like I imagine that trooper hooking up with whoever maybe

944
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 5: stole it and gets it back and falls in love

945
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Speaker 5: like it's a it's a two for in the ending.

946
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Speaker 2: We can only hope that sounds like the best the

947
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Speaker 2: best case scenario for this it Edmond did.

948
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I always wanted to do a rom common Manhattan

949
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Speaker 1: where a dog ate a ring and ran away and

950
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Speaker 1: then it was a couple chasing a dog around the

951
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Speaker 1: city waiting for it to ship and get the ring back.

952
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, how isn't this a movie where and

953
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: it's maybe they were having problems, maybe somebody, and then

954
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: finding this dog brings them back together. But I love it.

955
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Speaker 2: Great idea. Yeah, well, Laurie, thank you so much for

956
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Speaker 2: being on the show. Tell you know, plug away, Tell

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Speaker 2: everyone where they can find you.

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Speaker 4: Oh cool.

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Speaker 5: My website is LORI Kilmartin dot com one L and

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Speaker 5: kill Martin LORII spilled l A U R I E

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Speaker 5: the Awkward Way. And you know, there's links to the

962
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Speaker 5: special if you want to check it out, and there's

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Speaker 5: links to other stuff.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm on any Lori sixteen on Instagram and Twitter, and uh,

966
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Speaker 5: and then Laurie I picked a terrible user name early

967
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Speaker 5: on and semi stuck with it, so like an Instagram

968
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Speaker 5: and Twitter, I'm Anny Lori sixteen, and then TikTok I

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Speaker 5: went with Lori kil Martin. So anyway, it's very unhelpful,

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Speaker 5: but uh, you know, if you go to my website

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Speaker 5: you can find links to all.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being on the show. Laurie,

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Speaker 2: You're the You're the best. And I'm watching tonight.

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Speaker 4: Oh heck yeah, I can't wait to hear about it.

975
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Speaker 4: And thanks for watching it, Scottie. I appreciate that you

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Speaker 4: got it.

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Speaker 1: I'll watch it again tonight. I don't want to hands.

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Speaker 5: I want you to win this Oneas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production, our.

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Speaker 2: Producer and engineer is Katie Levine. To catch you Banana.

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Speaker 1: The theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern