Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carrissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Hello is Jane There? Hello is Jane there?
Speaker 1: Or anyone that doesn't know that references from the Sweetest Thing,
Speaker 1: and it's when Selma Blair is in the men's clothing store.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. Aaron Carrissa for the
Speaker 1: new listeners here. Everyone needs to calm down, including my
Speaker 1: hair extensions. Anyway, some of Blair's working in a men's
Speaker 1: clothing store. This guy that she's hooking up with comes
Speaker 1: in and like a full on elephant suit or whatever.
Speaker 1: And Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegator, the other two characters
Speaker 1: in that movie, and they call her and like harass
Speaker 1: her at work. It's so funny. If any of you
Speaker 1: guys haven't seen, especially the younger generation because we're older,
Speaker 1: you guys need to watch that movie with your girlfriends.
Speaker 1: There's so many great lines in it. And Cameron Diaz
Speaker 1: and Christine Well and Selma they all look amazing. So
Speaker 1: I went to the mall a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and I texted you on our big friend group text chain.
Speaker 1: We were at Apple I needed a new case and
Speaker 1: we were standing there and while we were standing there,
Speaker 1: I heard a laugh right behind me, and I I
Speaker 1: was like, and so I wanted to be cool, be cool,
Speaker 1: be cool friend of the show. We hope, we wish um.
Speaker 1: I turned around and Karin Diaz was standing right behind me.
Speaker 1: She was in a full mask, but I could see
Speaker 1: her eyes and she had a hat on. But Benji,
Speaker 1: she was with her husband, didn't have a mask on,
Speaker 1: and Jared was actually facing where they were, and I
Speaker 1: was like trying to like make eyes with Jared, but
Speaker 1: Benji could see me, and Jared was just not following
Speaker 1: what I was, you know, putting down, like pick it
Speaker 1: up when I'm putting down. And I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, anyways, I'm making I thinks it was her,
Speaker 1: and I was so excited and I texted you immediately
Speaker 1: and I was freaking out. And then I texted my
Speaker 1: sister and my sister was like, well, did you say
Speaker 1: anything you had her on the podcast? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not the time. Like she's got a mask on,
Speaker 1: she's not interested, she's low key, but she's judging Rue
Speaker 1: Paul's show. And I kind of just feel like she's
Speaker 1: getting back out there. I hope she gets back out
Speaker 1: everywhere because she No, she didn't necessarily say she was
Speaker 1: retiring from doing movies, did she? Or did I miss
Speaker 1: that announcement? Either way? I mean she was grossing twenty
Speaker 1: million films at one point. I'm like I would have
Speaker 1: been like, I'll take any in all films, but neither
Speaker 1: here nor there. So she stepped away. She you know,
Speaker 1: started her family, she got married, I'll think, and all
Speaker 1: of her other entrepreneurial things, um, including her wine, which
Speaker 1: we had her on to talk about, which is amazing.
Speaker 1: But I just I think back, she was my total.
Speaker 1: Her and Julia Roberts were my favorite, which they were
Speaker 1: in my best friend's wedding together. And the other day
Speaker 1: I was watching Pretty Woman with a friend and he's like,
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts is Aaron and I was like totally like
Speaker 1: the you know, million dollars, smile, the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: he's like, who do you get? And I was like,
Speaker 1: people say Cameron Diaz only because of that role in
Speaker 1: Bad Teacher, where that's why, Well, it's more like that's
Speaker 1: like moral lined with my holiday Holly. If I was
Speaker 1: the teacher with the wine, you know, when everyone knows
Speaker 1: when she's at the grocery store, like must be helping
Speaker 1: a party. I just love her and she will always
Speaker 1: be my and uh, you know in u Instagram work
Speaker 1: like scrolls back and has like photos in time nineties
Speaker 1: Cameron Diaz with the Doc Martins and the long hair
Speaker 1: and like, no, maybe she's just anyways, she's fabulous and
Speaker 1: I would have lost my mind and I would have yeah, um, okay,
Speaker 1: will you watch if we ever saw Julia robertson person,
Speaker 1: never seen her, I would die. I would die. I
Speaker 1: would die. I would die. I would die. That's my
Speaker 1: Larry Bird Michael Drew. I would die die completely. And
Speaker 1: Mario used to always get her when um for extra
Speaker 1: Like I never got her on the Red Carpet, I
Speaker 1: never got to do a junket with her because Mario
Speaker 1: had DIBs on Julia Roberts every single time. But she
Speaker 1: is a dream now, ladies and gentlemen. For those of
Speaker 1: you that are familiar with the pregame, it's a ten
Speaker 1: minute little episode we do at the beginning of the
Speaker 1: week to kind of give you a tease of what
Speaker 1: we'll be talking about in its entirety on our full
Speaker 1: hour long podcast or thirty minutes. What are we I
Speaker 1: don't know. Time is not important here. What is important
Speaker 1: is Aaron told a little story on the pre game.
Speaker 1: If you're hearing it again, it's worth it. Everybody needs
Speaker 1: to know what's going on with this story. We went
Speaker 1: to Vegas this weekend. Fox is incredible and takes us
Speaker 1: on this little retrain for the pregame shows and some
Speaker 1: of our announced crews. So we had so much fun.
Speaker 1: We haven't been able to do it the last couple
Speaker 1: of years because of COVID. So it's Jimmy, it's Terry,
Speaker 1: it's straight, it's Kevin Brookhart. You a whole group of
Speaker 1: us go and it's so much fun. We went to
Speaker 1: top Golf, we gamble, and we just go to amazing
Speaker 1: dinners and it's so much fun. But Aaron is a
Speaker 1: self proclaimed picker in the magnifying mirrors and hotels, so
Speaker 1: she told the story when you got back home about
Speaker 1: finding stuff that you thought I would have seen it
Speaker 1: didn't tell you about. Well, I love a magnifying mirror.
Speaker 1: As you mentioned, we also need to talk about some
Speaker 1: developments at Fox because we have not had a podcast
Speaker 1: since then. I have already started writing and we haven't
Speaker 1: Teammates and let's all of that, guys, this is a
Speaker 1: full podcast anyways, and buckle up. So yeah, I literally
Speaker 1: was going to meet Chrissa and our friend Joel downstairs
Speaker 1: for some drinks before we went to go shoot at
Speaker 1: top Golf, which will also get to and I instantly
Speaker 1: like looked in the mirror real quick because I was like,
Speaker 1: I always this one area on my chin. Everybody has
Speaker 1: the area where you know a situation is going to happen,
Speaker 1: and I usually always happens before a big game, super
Speaker 1: Bowl is sit down there we go. So it's just
Speaker 1: checking to see how she was looking. And sure as ship,
Speaker 1: I saw a black head and I was like, let
Speaker 1: me try to get it. But the magnifying mirror was weird.
Speaker 1: It was super low. So I was like, I just
Speaker 1: go or did you have an eeda? Now I I
Speaker 1: A room was gross. I barely unpacked, you know. I
Speaker 1: didn't like that wasn't anything to fox that was It
Speaker 1: wasn't It was it was our neighbors. Our neighbors were
Speaker 1: doing things in their rooms which permeated through the hallways.
Speaker 1: A lot of smells to any who. So I didn't.
Speaker 1: I saved it for when I got home. I got home,
Speaker 1: and I pulled out for strain, big time magnifying mirror
Speaker 1: because I was like, I'll just put some foundation on it.
Speaker 1: We're fine. Um. I had to apologize to you on
Speaker 1: the pregame because what I saw wasn't the black head
Speaker 1: on my face, but I had lovely rows of stragglers
Speaker 1: across my eyebrows that everybody at Fox, including you, must
Speaker 1: have been looking at me. No chance are you waiting
Speaker 1: for that appointment? And then and then I focus in
Speaker 1: on my nostrils. There are literally three of the longest
Speaker 1: hair strands that nobody missed, but everyone failed to tell
Speaker 1: me about them, including you. I mean, and these were
Speaker 1: like gone with the wind, long, like any sort of
Speaker 1: like wind. The air conditioner turned on in my house
Speaker 1: and they started to rustle. I mean, that is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: You're insane. First of all, do you think that I
Speaker 1: would ever let you have a nose hair or something
Speaker 1: hair or anything else well, or or or go without purel.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that I wouldn't tell you that you need it.
Speaker 1: I did not see the nose hair, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what I had is the one on the chin,
Speaker 1: and that is a hair as anyone knows. It comes
Speaker 1: in very coarse and you feel it, and then you
Speaker 1: don't realize it's there because you've plucked it. I don't
Speaker 1: know a month before, and then you forget about it.
Speaker 1: But I've been taking my hair vitamin, so things are
Speaker 1: growing at a rapid rate, and I have lasered the
Speaker 1: majority of my body d m I. But this chinny
Speaker 1: chin chin, not by the hair, by chinny chin chin.
Speaker 1: It came fast and furious. Those things are like so
Speaker 1: hard on your chin too. It's not like a normal hair,
Speaker 1: and you can't help but sit there and just like
Speaker 1: twist it all night until you finally get it. There's
Speaker 1: times where I think I can get it, but I'm
Speaker 1: currently working with these long acrylics. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing over here. I'm getting very bar The long
Speaker 1: blonde hair is back the acrylics. It's like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I don't know. As you know, I like to constantly
Speaker 1: change it up. But of the nose hair, are you
Speaker 1: a pluck up? Because I am a waxer. I cannot
Speaker 1: pluck nose hair. I will cry, I will get discouraged.
Speaker 1: There's no chance. So I just go straight for the waxing.
Speaker 1: So the waxing fright. I feel like it would be
Speaker 1: an amazing feeling to have. I I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just feel like that would be incredible to have that
Speaker 1: warm wax up your nostrils. I wouldn't be too keen
Speaker 1: on the pulling out, but I am such a sniffer
Speaker 1: slash nose runner that I don't think I could go
Speaker 1: through that because it would just be a NonStop pouring.
Speaker 1: Jarrett wasn't home, and I think he had the nose
Speaker 1: hair trimmer because mine's broken and I failed to buy
Speaker 1: myself a new one. Although I do need to look
Speaker 1: in a big bag that we put together from Montana
Speaker 1: at Christmas, because my mom is always really good about
Speaker 1: that as a stocking stuffer. She usually does a little
Speaker 1: trimmers and things. Thanks Mom. But um, so, I was
Speaker 1: so disgusting with myself. I grabbed the tweezers and it
Speaker 1: wasn't a situation where I had to pull my nostril back.
Speaker 1: I didn't have to. The thing was like basically tickling
Speaker 1: my lip. It was so long. It was disgusting with
Speaker 1: a capital D all caps. Disgusting the fact that straight
Speaker 1: hand Terry and you know Terry Bradshaw as a close talker.
Speaker 1: I mean the fact he didn't look at me and go,
Speaker 1: you got them nose hairs growing out for a reason,
Speaker 1: like you know, Jimmy Hey would have said that, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why when I had my mouth
Speaker 1: situation happened in the paralyzation due to the stress in
Speaker 1: my life going on. After it got better, I said
Speaker 1: to Terry, I go, yeah, and I've just been under
Speaker 1: so much stress and I had my mouth was like
Speaker 1: kind of paralyzed and I couldn't like talk. And this
Speaker 1: was during the season. He goes, h, no, us and
Speaker 1: the guys we're talking. We just thought you got your
Speaker 1: lips done? I go, what got my lips done? No?
Speaker 1: I was like the sorry to my mouth didn't work,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I know. We didn't want to say anything,
Speaker 1: but we were talking about it, and we said, did
Speaker 1: she hit her lips done? That's my Terry, and this
Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about, right, So he would have
Speaker 1: told you if he saw it as in the streets. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell you. So they're in the streets now
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma and then wherever Jim lives, they're in the
Speaker 1: streets talking about it. My nose hairs they are and
Speaker 1: next year at our little getaway, I'm gonna bring it up. Hell,
Speaker 1: I'll put us all on a text chain. Now, there's
Speaker 1: many things about our crew, and you know what, I've
Speaker 1: always appreciated working at Fox, I really have. But I
Speaker 1: think one of our biggest takeaways, there's many takeaways this week.
Speaker 1: But okay, we can't say what that is. I'm I'm no,
Speaker 1: we can't. I'm not what it is specifics. I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you my new teammate, which I'm saying your new teammate. Yes,
Speaker 1: has it been announced? Yes? Oh thank god? Okay, whoa
Speaker 1: what we got here? So we'll all of our new
Speaker 1: teammates at um at Fox. But he's going to be
Speaker 1: on the kickoff show with me on Sunday morning, which
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about. Is Sean freaking Peyton this guy
Speaker 1: and you have I mean, look, I only worked a
Speaker 1: couple of games when I used to do sidelines for him,
Speaker 1: so I kind of got a climpse. But being close
Speaker 1: with Cam Jordan and mark Ingram, they always talk about
Speaker 1: how great Sean is. You know way more and you've
Speaker 1: always advocated for this guy being such a dream spending
Speaker 1: forty eight hours in Las Vegas with Sean Payton is
Speaker 1: literally has changed my life in the best possible way.
Speaker 1: You may have met your person, you may have met
Speaker 1: the male version of you completely and it was wonderful
Speaker 1: and I love her, but totally. This has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with like my person romantically obviously, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the male version of you male. It was like looking
Speaker 1: in a mirror. But he is a man. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Everything he said, I was like, huh huh,
Speaker 1: he's crazy. He's crazy in the best way. I cannot
Speaker 1: in the best way. Anyways, he did an animal sound
Speaker 1: and he said rare and now okay. So again this
Speaker 1: goes back to like it's always annoying when people are like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we're not eating on the joke. It's not a joke.
Speaker 1: It's just Sean Payton's freaking hysterical. And he was in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas this weekend, awesome to talk football with. And
Speaker 1: there were moments that he would right away like out
Speaker 1: of nowhere, you're just talking about, oh, I have a
Speaker 1: chin hair, my nose hairs are long. He dives into
Speaker 1: some story in football and I'm like on the ground,
Speaker 1: being like this is amazing. These are things that happened
Speaker 1: at our work trips that are so incredible. Yes that
Speaker 1: you know, drinking the top golf, you know, me hitting
Speaker 1: the computer the ball goes the wrong way, Charissa having
Speaker 1: an amazing swing, like Stray laughing. That's all fun. But
Speaker 1: when these guys like instantly, like kind of led us
Speaker 1: into the locker room or on the field, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm like jelly leg over here, I'm like, uh, this
Speaker 1: is so incredible. I mean think about you know, you
Speaker 1: and I always wanted to be the sports broadcasters, but
Speaker 1: think about your dream job and then being able to
Speaker 1: be around the people that have you know, been calling
Speaker 1: plays in these war rooms, draft rooms with certain players.
Speaker 1: They're just it's like pulling the curtain back on anything
Speaker 1: and everything you've ever wanted to know about what happens
Speaker 1: behind the scenes. And it's just I just love I
Speaker 1: love all of it. Um, So that was so much fun.
Speaker 1: I thought what was cool was we had a great
Speaker 1: first inner. I I didn't get to stay for the
Speaker 1: second night with your dinner. But Coach Johnson stands up
Speaker 1: usually at all of our events and gives incredible speeches.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Johnson for those of you that don't know, Yes,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Johnson, and this one hit home and I think
Speaker 1: really touched all of us a lot, and it was
Speaker 1: very much needed and it was incredible, and you said
Speaker 1: it perfectly. It's like he had rehearsed it for a
Speaker 1: week and you know, it just came to him there
Speaker 1: and the next morning, you, Sean, myself, we were having
Speaker 1: breakfast and we were talking about it when the speech
Speaker 1: was happening. I looked over at Sean and his eyes
Speaker 1: were just like he was a player in a locker
Speaker 1: room and he really loved the moment, and so did I.
Speaker 1: And I was saying to the both of you that
Speaker 1: that just really separates the phenomenal coaches from the others,
Speaker 1: because if you think about it, the speeches coaches have
Speaker 1: to give, or the points they have to drive home,
Speaker 1: they don't know what the situation is going to be
Speaker 1: at halftime, they don't know what the situation is going
Speaker 1: to be as momentum has shifted, or four minutes left
Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter, and coach stood up and he
Speaker 1: delivered a message I think all of us, I know
Speaker 1: I needed to hear, and it was like WHOA, Like
Speaker 1: let's go. It was so awesome, and uh, that was
Speaker 1: really really special. It wasn't. And the conceit of the
Speaker 1: speech was just about change right in all capacities and
Speaker 1: how people adjust to it. And sometimes you're reluctant to change,
Speaker 1: but we all need me. Personally, I'm going through a
Speaker 1: lot of change professionally, You've had your crew change. There's
Speaker 1: so many different things, but change is inevitable. And it's
Speaker 1: not what happens to you, it's how you react to
Speaker 1: what happens to you. So again, and Aaron, you touched
Speaker 1: on it. But why Fox is so different? And why
Speaker 1: I know and I know you do too, as evidence
Speaker 1: from your acceptance speech at St. Jude's um Hospital Honor
Speaker 1: that you received the Pet Summer Award, Fox's Family. And
Speaker 1: this is not We're not this is not sponsored by Fox.
Speaker 1: By the way, why we get right, we get so
Speaker 1: excited about working for this company is because we have
Speaker 1: both been through some ship and this company is there
Speaker 1: for us personally, professionally, no questions asked. And if you
Speaker 1: are lucky enough to work in your dream job scenario
Speaker 1: but also for a company that supports you through everything,
Speaker 1: you are so lucky. And I just I left there
Speaker 1: this weekend being reminded of how freaking awesome it is
Speaker 1: to have a place that yes, pays your mortgage, but
Speaker 1: also you can pick up the phone at two o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning and you know you have help no
Speaker 1: matter what. So anyways, that's that's our our shout out
Speaker 1: to Fox. But it's just and it's a good segue
Speaker 1: for our change of who's joining our family soon? Who's
Speaker 1: joining our family? Oh mo mad well, because it feels
Speaker 1: like now we've had time to process it. But for
Speaker 1: the last companies what kind of companies? Um, we have
Speaker 1: found out a couple of weeks ago. So I want you,
Speaker 1: given that this is going to be your new teammate,
Speaker 1: we don't know exactly when it's going to happen, but
Speaker 1: I want you to tell. I mean, I know the
Speaker 1: story because you called me, but I want you to
Speaker 1: tell everybody where you were when you found out, like
Speaker 1: the whole background everything. Again. The headline is Tom Brady
Speaker 1: will join Fox as soon as he retires from the
Speaker 1: NFL in a monster deal, and Aaron will be spending
Speaker 1: every Sunday with Tom in a different capacity than you
Speaker 1: used to do. So tell us how you found out, when, where, why, yeah. So, well,
Speaker 1: it's just Fox has been quiet, right, I mean, we
Speaker 1: all knew that they were doing something behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: But kudos to our boss is udo's to the Murdochs
Speaker 1: for keeping this quiet. Uh it was. I started playing
Speaker 1: mind games with myself with some of my co workers
Speaker 1: who could it be for the last week and a
Speaker 1: half before it was announced. I had convinced myself and
Speaker 1: I was trying to convince you and others it was
Speaker 1: going to be Peyton Manning. I was convinced it was
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning. I knew it was somebody big because of
Speaker 1: the just some like hints we were getting from our bosses.
Speaker 1: I knew the Murdocks were involved. Uh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And with that, Chris Myers is calling me I'm crazy. Um,
Speaker 1: So I just knew it was somebody big. So I
Speaker 1: was all in on the Peyton Manning. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: even thought maybe Eli was coming to so um. We
Speaker 1: had a feeling it was going to be announced on
Speaker 1: I think a Tuesday or something. We thought it was
Speaker 1: going to be announced but didn't know. So I went
Speaker 1: to bed and I thought, all right, I'm gonna hear
Speaker 1: about this in the morning because I had been told
Speaker 1: it's probably gonna happen in the morning. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: it was going to happen at five forty five our
Speaker 1: time a m. So I'm in bed. My phone rings.
Speaker 1: I see it as one of our bosses. I pick
Speaker 1: it up. I'm like trying not to sound dead. It
Speaker 1: was like, hello, It's like, did you hear the news?
Speaker 1: And I said, we got Peyton Manning. Now my boss
Speaker 1: claims I said we got Drew Brees. I said we
Speaker 1: got Peyton Manning and he said we got Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: Let's fucking go, And I just said, what he's still playing?
Speaker 1: So I hung up, went to bed, YadA, YadA, YadA. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see. I mean, listen, go FX, what do you
Speaker 1: mean holy listen? Holy sh it is right, But then
Speaker 1: you start thinking about it. It's like, we don't know
Speaker 1: when this hold up. I had my my new teammates
Speaker 1: sitting here. We don't know when this is going to happen.
Speaker 1: For those of you, she's holding up a Tom Brady candle,
Speaker 1: a Prairie handle. Yeah, but listen, it's gonna be so
Speaker 1: exciting and it's cool to listen to our bosses in
Speaker 1: the meetings that they with him and talk about talking football.
Speaker 1: That is one thing I've obviously been able to do
Speaker 1: and I've loved so much in my career. And what
Speaker 1: I texted Tom when I found out the news is
Speaker 1: that I always thought one of the coolest things about
Speaker 1: my job was to be able to interview you and
Speaker 1: be around you and talk football with you. And now
Speaker 1: to be able to work with you at some point
Speaker 1: will be incredible. But that guy is a different level.
Speaker 1: We don't know when it's going to happen, but he'll
Speaker 1: be awesome. I mean, what did you think about it
Speaker 1: when you heard it? Look, you know, going back to
Speaker 1: Jimmy's speech about change, is that you know you spent
Speaker 1: the last ten eleven years of your career with Joe
Speaker 1: and Troy, and that was hard to say goodbye to
Speaker 1: your family on the road. And of course you know
Speaker 1: you still maintain a great relationship with them even if
Speaker 1: they move on. But you you know, you don't know
Speaker 1: who you're going to spend every week with. So if
Speaker 1: someone says you you get to spend every week with
Speaker 1: the greatest quarterback of all time. Hello. So when I
Speaker 1: heard I was so excited for Fox, but I was
Speaker 1: so exciting for you. You like, this is just a
Speaker 1: different level. It's like if I went from wearing Forever
Speaker 1: twenty one to Chanel one year, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like on on, like on sex, our budget only will
Speaker 1: let me wear Forever twenty one, and then we got
Speaker 1: a wardrobe budget like my first like well not anymore, um,
Speaker 1: but I got but like I got my first, you know,
Speaker 1: fancy outfit. And once you get a fancy outfit, you
Speaker 1: think to yourself like, oh my god, it just like
Speaker 1: changes everything. And that isn't that that's not an indictment
Speaker 1: on anything else. It's just Tom Brady being a part
Speaker 1: of Fox elevates all of us and more importantly, it's
Speaker 1: just an awesome opportunity for history for you to be
Speaker 1: able to you know, just think about we just talked
Speaker 1: about all the stories you know that we hear Sean
Speaker 1: and Coach Johnson and Terry and all them tell the
Speaker 1: stories that Tom. I mean you've heard some of them
Speaker 1: that of course you can't share, but like it's just
Speaker 1: it's awesome and it's uh yeah, I mean it's like
Speaker 1: Michael's It's like Michael fucking Jordan's just being like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna join t n T S crew, I'd be like, yeah, good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really cool. It's really cool, and there's an excitement.
Speaker 1: But you know, obviously we've we are going to wait
Speaker 1: to see what happens with him. It definitely makes it
Speaker 1: interesting now, you know. And and and he had a
Speaker 1: great point. He has said to multiple people looking forward
Speaker 1: to it, but not on my mind right now. I
Speaker 1: need to be and I am all in on my
Speaker 1: season and you would expect nothing less from him. Uh
Speaker 1: So Ship football is coming like it's made twenty three
Speaker 1: as we're recording this right now, it's almost here. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to work yet, but I'm excited. No,
Speaker 1: we're not going to go to work yet. We're about
Speaker 1: to go on a vacation, which is my next question.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready. This is this was this majority of
Speaker 1: this podcast is you know, for the sports fans and like,
Speaker 1: because we haven't been able to expand upon the news
Speaker 1: of Tom Brady or rehashing our weekend with with our
Speaker 1: Fox brethren. But for those girly girls or guys, maybe
Speaker 1: you care about bathing suits. I just order seventy five
Speaker 1: different bathing suits. Now, you guys, we've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: When I go and Revolve and I know that the
Speaker 1: model like the silk dress that's hanging off the side cera,
Speaker 1: we never mentioned her bathing suits being delivered right now.
Speaker 1: No name, not interesting. We don't know her name, but
Speaker 1: we saw her and let me say she is two
Speaker 1: pounds two pounds, which is exactly why those silk dresses
Speaker 1: look the way that they do. Okay, she was with
Speaker 1: Alessandra was at Alesander and Broceo. She was with two models.
Speaker 1: Models just all hang out. Um, well, they don't out
Speaker 1: of their clothing. We hang out of our clothing and
Speaker 1: they don't anyways, So we've talked about this before. But
Speaker 1: when you order online, who knows Revolving green Bay. I
Speaker 1: ordered seventy five bathing suits. I'm evolving in Buffalo in
Speaker 1: these bathing suits because they look so cute on the models.
Speaker 1: I tried them on this morning. You already got them.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that I got them because I won't
Speaker 1: be wearing any of them. And then they were so cute,
Speaker 1: Like this isn't okay. I'm very confident. Whatever I have curves,
Speaker 1: I'm more of an athletic build. I'm proud of my
Speaker 1: body of work. Work out. I'm four years old, Like,
Speaker 1: your body's gorgeous. This isn't like a oh I hate
Speaker 1: the way I look. No, it's not that. It's just
Speaker 1: the bathing suits looked very different online. I can salvage
Speaker 1: some of them. But let's just say I immediately put
Speaker 1: on the running shoes and I kept running and running.
Speaker 1: If anyone has any tips or tricks prior to going
Speaker 1: on a vacation where you want to look all tightened up,
Speaker 1: let me know, are we drinking water before? Are we
Speaker 1: not drinking right now? Like, what's the deal with that?
Speaker 1: I went in a sauna today at my girlfriend's uh
Speaker 1: Body Body South is that what it's called. Yes, she's
Speaker 1: got a like a little spa that I went to
Speaker 1: and they even had like a bloat tea. It's not
Speaker 1: even blow tea. It's just like, listen, I just did
Speaker 1: my eighth ro out of IVF and it's like I
Speaker 1: have had more ship in my body. And it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, we're going with people who have had kids,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I haven't. What's my experience? It was
Speaker 1: like hormones. But yeah, no, it's interesting. My problem isn't
Speaker 1: the bathing suits right now? Because I haven't even tackled that,
Speaker 1: minus like what am I wearing a dinner? Because I
Speaker 1: don't even like what I have for that. So that's
Speaker 1: my whole thing I'm having an issue with. I actually
Speaker 1: went to a store yesterday. I drove out there, which
Speaker 1: I hate doing, and they put me in the smallest
Speaker 1: freaking dressing room, which pissed me off. Anyways, And so
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in a condo in New York
Speaker 1: and I'm like trying to shift on. I don't feel
Speaker 1: good about myself anyways. And the guy was couldn't have
Speaker 1: been sweeter. Its customer service was amazing. And he's like,
Speaker 1: can I help you? Can I help you? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got an m sculpt machine back there that we
Speaker 1: can like tie back some of the ship on my
Speaker 1: stomach before you give you cut out dress. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about dressing rooms for a second. Some of them get
Speaker 1: very tricky, now, some of them are very smart. The
Speaker 1: light's terrible. The light is terrible. Why I don't I
Speaker 1: will never alter in there, thank you. I will never
Speaker 1: understand why dressing rooms have fluorescent lighting. Let's dim that down.
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and angle in the mirror don't let
Speaker 1: me know that it's too angled, because then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't telling the whole story. But angle, let mirror
Speaker 1: a little bit, dim the lighting and call it a day.
Speaker 1: It's like a great first date. You know. I just
Speaker 1: need you to sell me the item. Do not put
Speaker 1: me in a position and not want to buy this.
Speaker 1: If I ever open up a clothing store, which I'm
Speaker 1: not going to because that sounds awful. Having worked at
Speaker 1: norths Room and now I'm that person that working in retail,
Speaker 1: those assholes that leave all the ship on the floor,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, I get it. If you don't want
Speaker 1: to put them all back on the hangar. That's fine
Speaker 1: as a as a sales people are as a sales associate,
Speaker 1: I understand that that's you know, you are the customer.
Speaker 1: But can we not just leave it on the floor anyways?
Speaker 1: I digress, Just put it on the little bench. I'll
Speaker 1: take care of it. But yeah, the lighting in the
Speaker 1: back in the dressing rooms and then the mirrored the
Speaker 1: angled thing whatever and heways, Please d m us if
Speaker 1: you have any tips and tricks for let's say, maybe
Speaker 1: before you got married or before like a big event
Speaker 1: in your life. What did you do to get slim
Speaker 1: and trim and let's say, oh T minus three days.
Speaker 1: I would love any and all ad life. OPA is
Speaker 1: how much time we have. I am going to go
Speaker 1: get a spray tan. I'm going to do that, so
Speaker 1: I do know that will help me. I also think,
Speaker 1: and it's very very true, but I do think that
Speaker 1: we need to kind of do what our friends says
Speaker 1: and disconnect and just have a great time, like the
Speaker 1: people involved in this trip definitely need to. I got
Speaker 1: to tell you this beauty upstairs. It sounds like King
Speaker 1: Kong is already online and going through the restaurants and
Speaker 1: the menus. I mean this guy, I mean, you guys
Speaker 1: are the opposite of me. I don't even I don't
Speaker 1: even know where we're going. I just show up and
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be there. But at least there's planners
Speaker 1: in my life, like you guys and the rest of
Speaker 1: our group that's going, Ladies and gentlemen. This has been
Speaker 1: episode seventy nine of the Calm Down Podcast. We've had
Speaker 1: so many episodes I don't even know what number it
Speaker 1: is anymore, but we appreciate you listening. Please d m
Speaker 1: us any and all questions for the majority of you,
Speaker 1: guys will answer those on pre games almost every week
Speaker 1: when we have that. If not, um, we will get
Speaker 1: to them and then let us know what else you
Speaker 1: wants us to talk about, because we are here for y'all. Aaron, Hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: we'll talk. Oh, we'll see you guys. Yeah, happy Memorial.
Speaker 1: They'd be safe. Bye. Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa
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