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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning show.

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Speaker 2: Let's go around the room. What's on your mind today?

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Speaker 2: We'll start with you, producer, Sam Hi, What are you thinking?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So yesterday I complained that my husband almost let

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Speaker 3: me get murdered in the night by letting me go

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Speaker 3: down when he thought there was an intruder. I think

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Speaker 3: I need a divorce because he pissed me off yet again.

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Speaker 4: Oh jeez, I wait for this one.

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Speaker 5: So you know, hold on two days in a row,

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Speaker 5: that's grounds for divorce.

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Speaker 3: So I had an early IVF appointment, and you just

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Speaker 3: want to be cozy sometimes, So I grabbed a pair

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Speaker 3: of his pants from his drawer and I threw them on. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he was with me the whole morning. We went to

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Speaker 3: the appointment together. We came home, we took our dog

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Speaker 3: for a walk, and then I went on the floor

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Speaker 3: to play with my dog and my husband starts cackling, laughing.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what's so funny. He goes, don't move. Let

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Speaker 3: me take a picture. Look at his sweatpants that I

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Speaker 3: was wearing. Oh, show and tell, this was the butt

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Speaker 3: of the sweatpant.

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Speaker 5: There is no ass there's no ass there's an ass.

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Speaker 3: There is like a three inch rip down the back

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Speaker 3: of these.

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Speaker 4: Pants have a shirt covering.

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Speaker 5: You don't know no people from the clinic.

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Speaker 3: I apologize if you saw both of my cheeks yesterday.

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Speaker 5: I am so pissed with him.

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Speaker 3: And in the most like stereotypical way, he goes, notice

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Speaker 3: like that you own pants with I could put my

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Speaker 3: fist through her.

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Speaker 2: When you put on pants, you don't look to see

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Speaker 2: if it has an ass in it?

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Speaker 3: Was he enjoying the breeze and didn't think anything of it?

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Speaker 5: What the heck bill or what did he do to

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Speaker 5: blow it?

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Speaker 6: Bo?

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Speaker 5: Not national?

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Speaker 6: You're not staying yet.

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Speaker 1: You know he won't throw them away like they get

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Speaker 1: those pit stains under their arms.

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Speaker 4: This is stole a good shirt. No, it's not a

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Speaker 4: good shirt. Now we need to live it out now,

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Speaker 4: so I don't care.

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 5: I think it's kind of funny it is that you

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Speaker 5: didn't show some a noose lots of it. Uh, let's

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Speaker 5: see scary. What's up with you today?

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Speaker 8: Yesterday was baseball's trade deadline, and Danielle and I were talking

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Speaker 8: about this during the commercials, that it's gotta be weird.

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Speaker 8: When two teams are playing each other and all of

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Speaker 8: a sudden somebody gets traded from one team to the other,

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Speaker 8: as it happened yesterday live.

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Speaker 5: During the Yankees raised game.

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Speaker 8: The Rays traded their player Jose Cabalero to the Yankees

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Speaker 8: mid game.

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Speaker 5: How does it work?

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Speaker 1: And it was funny to watch him in the dugout

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Speaker 1: saying goodbye, you know, all of his friends and all

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Speaker 1: the people he's played with, and knowing that he's walking

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Speaker 1: across the field.

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Speaker 2: Now, wait a minute, is there some rule where they

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Speaker 2: have to move immediately?

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Speaker 5: They can't do.

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Speaker 8: The game, they have to leave the dugout and say goodbye.

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Speaker 5: That that's death.

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Speaker 4: That's happened before.

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Speaker 8: And he had some crazy factoid about something that happened.

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Speaker 7: Lest somebody went from the Red Sox to the Toronto

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Speaker 7: Blue Jays mid game, so he wore this different uniforms

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Speaker 7: in the same game.

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Speaker 5: Crazy. By the way. In a related note, Scary, could

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Speaker 5: you please report to the light f M studio.

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Speaker 1: Jose was very happy that the Yankees won after the

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Speaker 1: game because he says, well, I want I guess because

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Speaker 1: he's now a Yankee.

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Speaker 5: There you go, Gandhi, what's up with you?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 6: If you want to sort of just reset your life

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Speaker 6: for just a second. I implore everyone to rearrange their

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Speaker 6: furniture or just redecorate in some way, because I've been

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Speaker 6: wanting to do it for a really long time. I know,

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Speaker 6: we talked about don't hesitate, just do things, and I

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Speaker 6: finally did it, and I'm so happy with the way

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Speaker 6: things look now that I don't ever want to leave

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Speaker 6: my apartment. I feel like I just moved into a

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Speaker 6: new place and it's thrilling. So I encourage everyone go

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Speaker 6: both some of your furniture around here.

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Speaker 4: I love your rug, it's so nice. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I love that too. Can you say that again? I

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Speaker 5: love that rug too, and you'll say that again.

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Speaker 4: I love that rug, It's so nice.

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Did you catch that there? Way back? Hey Nate, what's

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Speaker 5: up with you? Okay?

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Speaker 7: You hear me twice a year talk about my dentist,

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Speaker 7: doctor Malick at Harmony Dental Group, best dentist ever, Diane,

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Speaker 7: my hygienis, she's the best. I will drive an hour

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Speaker 7: and a half to go get a cleaning. So apparently

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Speaker 7: he's celebrating twenty years. Congratulations, twenty years of owning a practice.

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Speaker 7: He asks me, Hey, do you want a T shirt?

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Speaker 7: And I said, yeah, I'll take you a T shirt.

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Speaker 7: You want a larger medium, I said, I'll take the medium. Well,

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Speaker 7: it's apparently more medium than medium because.

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Speaker 8: Taking off his shirt, what do you do that your

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Speaker 8: this shirt looks a little small, a kid's shirt.

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Speaker 5: It does looks like Spain. I have a problem with

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Speaker 5: my shirt.

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Speaker 4: You stole it from your girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: Fellow gen zs No, that's not you need to take

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Speaker 5: it back and take it back at a large large. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe that's large. It's a little small. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it really shows my muscle.

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Speaker 4: You want?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, So the point of your around the room is

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Speaker 5: what my point is.

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Speaker 7: Congratulations documents.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he just wanted to show it.

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Speaker 5: Danielle, what's up with you today?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So there's a CBS that put this sign up

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Speaker 1: in their bathroom, so I need to know what happened

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Speaker 1: at the CBS.

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Speaker 4: Please do not discard pickles or any pickle products in

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Speaker 4: the toilet.

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Speaker 1: We cannot keep calling a plumber out of here three

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Speaker 1: days a week to remove a pickle clog.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, CVS Pharmacy. What the hell happened three days

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Speaker 4: a week?

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Speaker 6: So it's a regular or an employee.

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Speaker 4: They must have like a pickle bandit or something. I

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Speaker 4: don't understand, but that was the funniest sign. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: who the hell did that?

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Speaker 2: And watch you do see these sometimes passive aggressive signs

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Speaker 2: up on the walls.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, work whatever, and you.

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Speaker 2: Do stop and go Okay, why did they hatch to

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Speaker 2: post that the pickled clog at CBS in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: This is an actual sign with someone throwing pickles in

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Speaker 1: the bowl and an official CV's pharmacy sign.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't guess from a free plug on our show.

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Speaker 5: It worked out