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Speaker 1: Who's that knocking at the door. It's all your friends.

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Speaker 2: You've filthy horse, your husband's gone, and we've got books

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Speaker 2: and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip. I'm sure it's memoir.

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Speaker 1: It's Martini. Celebrity Book Club, Read it while it's hot.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity poof Club, Tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books.

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Speaker 3: No boys are loud celet Book say it Loud and Cloud.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity Book Club.

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Speaker 3: Buzz me in. I brought the queer vow.

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Speaker 2: Hey, my best friend, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm really good. How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? I'm good. It's been kind of a crazy

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Speaker 2: week time.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's been insane with earth Day.

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Speaker 2: Wait is it Earthday? Today?

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I've been seeing a lot of like

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Speaker 2: preparation for Earth Day and prep and a lot of

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Speaker 2: people have been like, I'm so excited and looking forward

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Speaker 2: to all the activations, and then like today walking around,

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Speaker 2: I literally didn't see a single Earth Day activation.

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Speaker 3: Same. I feel like Earth Day is one of those holidays.

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Speaker 3: Even though it's about celebrating the Earth, it's also one

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Speaker 3: of those holidays where you like give out water bottles.

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Speaker 4: That's right day on them, which of course are actually

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Speaker 4: bad for the earth, creates the single use plastic.

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Speaker 3: I hate single use plastic.

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Speaker 2: And they're like, oh no, it's I love it. It's like,

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Speaker 2: ultimately it's still bad. Like you should be going to

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Speaker 2: the town water well.

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Speaker 3: I go to the well every morning. Yeah there's a line,

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Speaker 3: so I get them super early to go to the well.

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Speaker 2: All these like dip miss moms and they're super is

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Speaker 2: lining up, but the well making little Maxin and Jackson

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Speaker 2: like take the bucket out.

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Speaker 3: Max and do you have the bucket? Get the well bucket?

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Speaker 3: It's dirty? Did you clean it out?

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Speaker 2: You have the eco bucket?

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Speaker 3: Speaking of dip miss, I have actually a really good

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Speaker 3: friend staying with me for one night and dim miss,

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Speaker 3: and he's here today.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not following here?

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Speaker 3: Are you sketchy?

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Speaker 2: Sketchy?

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Speaker 3: Like do I care?

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Speaker 2: Cool? You're renting on your couch? Agun congra.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dear friend of mine. And I guess

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Speaker 3: you guys are friends.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I think so.

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Speaker 2: He might say that three of us are actually quite close.

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Speaker 3: I think the three of us are what some would

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Speaker 3: call it close. I would call you guys, maybe chat,

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Speaker 3: as the Zoomers call it, you call your like group

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Speaker 3: chat chat.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so they just they dropped the word group off

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Speaker 3: You'll be like, hey, chat.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what terminology? But yes, please welcome the third

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Speaker 2: member of our group chat. He is a musician. He

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Speaker 2: is a writer. He is a cowgirl.

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Speaker 3: He is a painter. He is a spiritual guide. He

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Speaker 3: is a masshole.

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Speaker 2: He's a mover and a shaker. He's a country mouse

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Speaker 2: in a city world. He's a city mouse in a

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Speaker 3: He runs the most popular night in Los Angeles KFM.

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Speaker 2: But I've always wanted to.

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Speaker 3: I've never even been. It's crazy. We've been gate kept

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really really richonalist.

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Speaker 3: He really has been a musician since I've known him.

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Speaker 3: He's gone from indie to country.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Sam, hey, other bests.

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Speaker 5: You guys might recognize my voice from having the exact

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Speaker 5: same cadence as Lily and Stephen and sort of you'll

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Speaker 5: have trouble telling us all apart.

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Speaker 2: Gay voices, rich baritone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, thank you. I mean, I do

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Speaker 5: feel like, you know, we share a language.

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Speaker 3: We that's not shot and I'm sorry I tried to

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Speaker 5: You don't know, Chap, but we did, like invent boots.

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Speaker 3: We invented boots. I'm going to go on record and.

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Speaker 2: Say that we invented both speaking in all lowercase and

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Speaker 3: We invented.

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Speaker 5: And we invented not going ha ha all lowercase. That's

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Speaker 5: like so taboo in our friend groups.

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Speaker 2: I agree, but people still do it all over the place.

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Speaker 3: Whether it's vitalized or.

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Speaker 2: We've never had as a group, we've never.

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Speaker 5: Pissed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ha ha. That's the most furious thing you can

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Speaker 2: say to someone. We're an el mouse, this is an household. Sam,

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Speaker 2: you're looking so like new Country Star today. You're on

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Speaker 2: the cover of the New Boots place on Spotify. You

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Speaker 4: Is Tyler Kyler, Cody Bird, Ryan Bison, and your new

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Speaker 3: Called like Satellite Lights Ryan Bison.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's like how Parker McCallum his album is

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Speaker 5: called gold Chain Country.

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Speaker 2: He wears a gold the most common piece of jewelry.

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Speaker 5: I was wondering if I could make like a polo country.

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Speaker 5: The whole rollout campaign is I'm like, this is hat country.

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Speaker 3: the polo is actually so modern country because Eric Church

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Speaker 3: and Morgan Wallen are always like Big Four with the

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Speaker 3: like playing golf the Big Four. There's been like four

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Speaker 5: Yeah, We've yet as a friend group like crossover into golf.

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Speaker 3: I mean I've been trying. I've been. I would die

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Speaker 2: If I'm just like, come on, boys, I just feel

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Speaker 3: Well that's the point. It takes four four hours. But

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like hot girls with big tits are

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Speaker 2: I get it, but it's just like the hitting the

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Speaker 5: The club is so light, not to mention the sand traps.

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Speaker 5: I don't mean that it's taking so long, like it's

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Speaker 3: I think that would be really stressful. Yeah, people would

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Speaker 2: And I'd be like taking. Somebody'd be like wait, can

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Speaker 2: And like losing the club and then it's like I'm

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Speaker 3: I can't hit the ball six hundred yards. It's were

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Speaker 3: about doing like three hundred. Okay, well, well maybe we'll

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here for just not work at all. I

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Speaker 2: I wish you dumb one of your character so jealous.

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Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping you.

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Speaker 2: Host this incredible karaoke review night in La and somehow

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Speaker 2: you make everyone who performs there like look and sound

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Speaker 2: really good, Like it's not your typical karaoke night. I'm

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a curated karaoke nights. So if you find

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Speaker 2: Okay, but are you are you finding like specific karaoke tracks,

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Speaker 5: With modern technology, a lot of the time we're just

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Speaker 5: pulling from YouTube. A lot of the time, I can

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Speaker 5: if there's not a good karaoke track, you can take

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Speaker 2: You just take the voice out of the I can

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Speaker 2: literally remove the vocals and.

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Speaker 3: What app is that it's called? You know?

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Speaker 5: Okay, maybe they would throw a sponsorship my way.

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Speaker 4: Yes, let's see, okay, col Yeah, you're like, I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Do you know everyone has an amazing voice?

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Speaker 5: Like, no, it's not a singing competition. You can never

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Speaker 5: who sing can absolutely too. I mean it's good to

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Speaker 2: For birthday this weekend. There was one song that I

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Speaker 2: Trouble by the Chicks. Yeah, and that one I can

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Speaker 3: There's trouble, There's trouble, there's your trouble.

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Speaker 2: You keep seeing double with them wrong. But then I

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Speaker 2: also did Sting my Love, but it's actually really hard

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this show has actually healed my relationship with karaoke

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Speaker 5: because I used to be really bad at karaoke. As

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Speaker 5: it's like I would be picking like a Madonna song.

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Speaker 5: So first of all, I've had to really get like

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Speaker 3: But then it's like Madonna's guess what you're not.

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Speaker 5: You can't sing in the same key as Madonna, and

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Speaker 5: guess what. That song's five and a half minutes long

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Speaker 5: and it's not our key.

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Speaker 2: Someone did take a bow and it was five minutes

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Speaker 5: So this show now a year in, I'm very like, Okay,

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Speaker 5: I'm going to do a Luke com song. It's going

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Speaker 5: to be three minutes long in the Big Boy Boy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your cover of Luke Combs doing Fastcar took my

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Speaker 3: breath away when you did it. Chills chills.

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Speaker 2: J Lo. When she was a judge on American Idol

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Speaker 2: first season, I remember her telling when the contestant, she goes,

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Speaker 2: you don't have to sing outside of your range.

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Speaker 5: Never No, And that's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Such true good advice from her, it.

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Speaker 5: Actually is, and she would know like Selena Gomez, it's like,

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Speaker 5: can she carry a tune like she can whisper? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: exactly breathy, but all of her songs are in that

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Speaker 5: perfect whisper. So she's always sounding good.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of someone who knows their pitch. And I would

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Speaker 3: love to do some of her songs at karaoke. Someone

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Speaker 2: Of us, Yeah, I think that's true.

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Speaker 5: She must be quite a bit.

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Speaker 3: Someone who is a self identified lunatic.

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Speaker 2: Of course, we're talking about none other than Maren Morris.

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Speaker 2: Goes On an Adventure.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's written by Merrin Mors. Sorry, I actually thought

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Speaker 2: Gotten in like fights with Jason Aldan over Drag Queen

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Speaker 2: You know, she's holding on to this one, Tucker.

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Speaker 5: She's doing everything besides making like more exactly which is

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Speaker 5: Which is like, by the way, an elder ladybug wouldn't

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Speaker 3: It's just also crazy that before realizing the ladybug was

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Speaker 2: They are Eddie Izard of ladybugs because like.

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Speaker 3: This ladybugk has so many boas And then the aunt

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Speaker 2: Well, so I asked his boyfriend if lady books are

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Speaker 5: So safe to say that they.

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Speaker 3: Are freaking awesome. SA. Can we all agree on that

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Speaker 3: this is kind of long for a children's book.

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Speaker 5: But it was definitely written via notes app by Maren

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Speaker 2: Like four paragraphs yeah, text, it's totally fully like ten pages.

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Speaker 5: At first I was like, these illustrations are gorgeous, and

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Speaker 3: Oh that's so sad. There's something about me. You look

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Speaker 2: It's like fun to see like that. When we start

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Speaker 3: The antons seem really she her in like kind of

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Speaker 2: I don't think they think of it like that, because

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Speaker 2: But they're just like, we're lesbians from the past.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we have short hair, bodies.

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Speaker 2: And fleeces and low.

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Speaker 5: First, did you guys read the bio on the back

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Speaker 5: Maren Morris is a celebrated singer songwriter CEO and.

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Speaker 4: It's so Hillary, what are you running for?

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Speaker 1: Ceo of what?

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Speaker 3: She is a Lunatics club.

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Speaker 5: She is the recipient of many top music awards, including

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Speaker 3: I mean, what else? I mean? It would be actually

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Speaker 2: Like she likes walking with her dogs and a good

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Speaker 2: Which is classified six times platinum.

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Speaker 5: You're just like simmer over one billion.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. No. And then her friend Karina is a former

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Speaker 5: Her love of teaching with her love of teaching and writing,

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Speaker 3: Karina lives in Nashville, Tennessee, with her partner John.

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Speaker 3: No, Karina is not married. She lives with her partner,

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they're not married. I feel like they are

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Speaker 5: And it's insane that she's I know.

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Speaker 2: I mean when we saw her live, I was like,

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Speaker 5: I mean her and Musgraves are both like plumping for

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Speaker 5: the Missus Meyer's Basil of the country.

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Speaker 3: And it's very very accurate because this whole book is

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Speaker 2: like all of the animals in the garden are so

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00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: friendly and they're so noble.

446
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 3: And this is almost like erasing.

447
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: It's erasure.

448
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 3: It's like like what like the animal kingdom.

449
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: And the violence of Anamalia chickens.

450
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 5: By the way, Woody Chicken, Yeah.

451
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: Pigs eat pigs, Sweetie.

452
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 3: I feel like this book reminded me of a little

453
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 3: film Couty Ugly, because I feel like this ant is

454
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 3: kind of Piper Parabout and the alliteration and Piper Paraboo

455
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 3: like leaves, you know, New Jersey. So she's actually pretty

456
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 3: close to like where she goes and then like goes

457
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 3: to Cody Ugly and then like Addie Ann does go

458
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 3: to one club in this book at some point, but

459
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 3: it's kind of like more of a folk club.

460
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: She hits the club once gets the train.

461
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: Station yeah, and there's like some people saying.

462
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 2: Yeah and like cricket crossing. It's like pretty wild.

463
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 5: Well, i'd say that Addie Anne's story sort of mimics

464
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 5: Maren's own biography, which is just like I feel like

465
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 5: she's not the alpha from high school. She's the beta

466
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 5: bully and that's like, you know, most bulist girls in

467
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 5: high school are the beta. And then on top of that,

468
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 5: she's also like the gospel singer white girl from high

469
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 5: school that everyone's like, well, Maren's like got an amazing she.

470
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 3: Has a really amazingly good and then happens and she's

471
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 3: just like it's struck out and she's like and everyone's

472
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 3: like chills and they're like, oh my god, Stacy can

473
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 3: really sing.

474
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 2: But all the other girls in corral kind of hate

475
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 2: her because it's like, well, she always gets the solo

476
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: and she gets to like choose whatever songs she wants

477
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 2: to do. We have to sing back up.

478
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like we were talking about how like

479
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 3: in high school, where like the bless girls are usually

480
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 3: actually meaner than the A list exactly because the agent.

481
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 3: They're trying to dress als, so they're being meaner to

482
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 3: the CND.

483
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 2: But then there's also like there's an alpha within the

484
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: B list that they're trying to impress. I mean, the

485
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 2: question is was she the alpha of the B list?

486
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 5: I believe so because her family business was a hair salon,

487
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 5: and the hair salon was named after Maren and her

488
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 5: sister Carson K A R S E. N. And it

489
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 5: was called Marin Carson aveda hair Salon, Nodding.

490
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: Carson, Christina Barcelona.

491
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 3: I want to get my hair done at Man Carson.

492
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 5: I was just looking up before we started an Unfortunately.

493
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 2: It was like a Nevada franchise.

494
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 5: It's permanently closed.

495
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 2: The small business owner. I do think birth's a lot

496
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 2: of fame hungry talented little girls in this character syndrome.

497
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 2: Main character syndrome because she grew.

498
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 5: Up with her name on a hair salon.

499
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: Yes, And then you go there and it's like Daddy's

500
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 2: always like mommy and dad are working, they're like working

501
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 2: the phones, and like all these like the local women

502
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 2: are coming in and so you're like getting all this

503
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: attention from like all these other biddies.

504
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 3: Getting their hair done for prom at Maren Carson.

505
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 2: Meghan Trainer's parents owned the jewelry store on Nantucket, the

506
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 2: Kardashian like store, like it's always a fucking store.

507
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 5: Well and not to mention, Maren actually worked the front

508
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 5: desk too, that was her first job.

509
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: I mean, that's already like so like caught to me.

510
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 5: She's Maren Carson, Maren Carson. This is Maren speaking.

511
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 3: Hey, this is Maren Carson Tuesday. Oh hey, Shandy. Yeah, no,

512
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 3: AP's going really well. Okay, yeah, I can FETU three

513
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 3: fifteen have a good day.

514
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 5: But yeah, this book is very just like there's absolutely

515
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 5: no backstory or context for Addie the ant whatsoever. We're

516
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 5: just thrown into it. The book starts out with her

517
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 5: with her aunts, and it's just like Addie was perfectly

518
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 5: happy living with her aunts. Yeah, And it's just like

519
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 5: I'm sure she was perfectly happy.

520
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 2: I guess. On the one hand, I kind of like

521
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 2: that there isn't in some other books, like Rickey Martin's

522
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: book in a lot of time lesson there's such a

523
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: lesson of like you have to be yourself and find

524
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: your authentic self, and like there's this identity storyline that's

525
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 2: baked in like really hard. This is a little bit

526
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 2: more just like it's just an ant having fun again.

527
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 2: I think there could have been some more interest.

528
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 4: Along the way, some more obstacles, especially right, Yeah, more

529
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 4: imaginative ideas at play.

530
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 3: I would say the best ideas when Addie Ant gets

531
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 3: a map of Gemma's garden.

532
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 2: From the like really fem Butterfly.

533
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 3: Classic fe Butterfly to give out maps, and on the

534
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 3: map is something called via Coroda. But it's like the

535
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: carrot Garden. Yeah, that's I mean, that's hilarious.

536
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 2: We also find out that Beatrix owns a salon in Spa.

537
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 2: It's like, at the end of the day, she's actually

538
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 2: kind of the characters are all being somewhat stereotypical in

539
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: this way. It's like the Eddie Izzard is the like

540
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: crazy crazy retired Boa performer, like the.

541
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 3: Fact homophobic Butterfly.

542
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: Is the spa owner. It's like, because what women do

543
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: they own spa?

544
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 3: The lesbian aunts haven't left their house and are just

545
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 3: making soup the whole time, And.

546
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 2: She knew when she got home that her lesbian aunts

547
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 2: would be making a bisk.

548
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 3: Because they always yeah, oh bisk again tonight.

549
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 2: Queen reinforces a lot of stereo types.

550
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like the whole book was just

551
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 5: written around this, like one concept of the non binary Ladybug,

552
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 5: where they were just like, hey, they're swirling. Josh being

553
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 5: like when I put Hayes to bed, sometimes I'll just

554
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 5: try and like work in you know, non binary characters

555
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 5: to our bedtime stories.

556
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 3: Tell me a story, Mommy, Maren. Maren's like, okay, there

557
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 3: once was an ant. They love to play with dolls

558
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 3: and g I Jair there An and Hayes hays like,

559
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: and Maren's being like, this is what being a mama is.

560
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: All about, opening boundaries. Okay. So then she gets to

561
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: the Cricket Express, which is like the crazy train station

562
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: where there's like buskers and you can ride a cricket taxi.

563
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: This part was insane because so she like gets told

564
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: to like go find her cricket ride home. Hello Addie,

565
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 2: Cleo exclaimed, did you know that I work part time

566
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: as a cricket carriage. She's a link to driver. The

567
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 2: gig economy has hit, the garden has hit, hit the cricket.

568
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: She's fucking hustling, Cleo.

569
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 3: She's like Tuesdays and Saturdays, I work at via carrotatta

570
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 3: and Saturdays, I'm at the Cricket Express.

571
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 2: Because Cleo does come to the Tomato buted once a

572
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: week to do chirping scales. So she's kind of voice lessons. Yeah,

573
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: she's doing voice lessons. She's burrying people around the garden.

574
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: At some point, wait, doesn't Addie get like wasted?

575
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 5: Well basically, so the arc of the story is Addie

576
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 5: wants to go see the other garden. Pad she goes,

577
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 5: she gets directions from her queen, She meets the fabulous

578
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 5: Butterfly who shows her where like the melon is.

579
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 2: At, and then she and then she like gets high

580
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 2: off this watermelon sugar for the first time.

581
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 5: It wasn't just delicious, it was fantastic.

582
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: I'd like to see an alternative like version of the

583
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 2: story where she gets addicted to watermelon and it's all

584
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 2: about her becoming like a Cricket Express driver, like desperately

585
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 2: try kind enough money to give back to the watermelon

586
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: patch every day.

587
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 5: So then she's in the melon patch like going ham

588
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 5: and then she's like, oh shit, it's getting late now

589
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 5: I have to get back to my own patch. Whence

590
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 5: she's like, Okay, I'm gonna call a lyft.

591
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 2: And I also thought we were maybe going to get

592
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 2: like a reprimand from the lesbian aunts. No, just bisk

593
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: and smiles.

594
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 3: Because it sounds like she's still backed by like six pm,

595
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 3: like she's making curfew, Like I want her to get

596
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 3: like stuck at the train station, you know, because that

597
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 3: would happened to me as a young teen. You know,

598
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 3: I missed the commuter rail. Okay, Sam, can we get

599
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 3: into her broken frontship with Casey Musgraves? And I think

600
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 3: she could have had kind of a parable about that.

601
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: And you know this is flying solo. Yeah, she's very solow.

602
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 2: No real good friends here, and no one really her

603
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 2: age either. It's all these like adults are queer.

604
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 5: Queer, and I do think a lot of our favorite

605
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 5: female country singers become quite isolated.

606
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 3: Miranda.

607
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 5: Also, the common denominator is always Casey Musgrave So it

608
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 5: might just be like her problem is actually so toxic

609
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 5: because she used to be friends with Miranda and Maren Morrison.

610
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 5: Now no more.

611
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 2: What's the Mare and Miranda relationship?

612
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 5: Like I actually don't have no I've never.

613
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 2: Heard the references because like Carrie Underwood like goes to

614
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 2: Miranda's show, and so they're like they respect each other

615
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 2: as legends.

616
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 3: They are more like, right, we are two blonde Southern

617
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: bell legends.

618
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 5: I feel like the women that Miranda chooses are very

619
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 5: specific where it's like she will choose Laney because like

620
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 5: I feel like she.

621
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 3: She's passing the torch to Land.

622
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 5: She's passing the torch, but she also knows that she

623
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 5: can like control her to something.

624
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 3: Yes, no, it's like keep your you know, your little

625
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 3: undreling's club threats club, right, and Lady would be like,

626
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 3: oh my god, I.

627
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: Would never says that she is cribbing a lot from Miranda.

628
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: She is copying her paper in the test and so

629
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 2: she needs Miranda to approve otherwise.

630
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 5: But you know, Casey Musgraves and Marrin Moors are like

631
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 5: from the same town in Texas, and Maren iconically would

632
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 5: crash on Casey's couch in Nashville when she was first

633
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 5: like getting started, and Casey is who encouraged Maren to

634
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 5: move to Nashville.

635
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 3: Casey was like, Maren, you have to come out here.

636
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I already have a room at like big

637
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 3: Mouth Publishing.

638
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 5: But somewhere along the way, like some thing happened because

639
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 5: actually at the iHeart Radio Awards.

640
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: Which we've never been invited to.

641
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 2: Oh we just got nominated. I didn't tell you, Oh

642
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: my god, you just you though, No.

643
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: We didn't.

644
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: We did.

645
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

646
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,479
Speaker 3: Yeah awesome.

647
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 2: It was like best under like appreciate it. Yeah, like

648
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 2: under five thousands, only three nominees. Yeah. The other two

649
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 2: podcasts are now defunct. It's like Lisa Loeb's podcast.

650
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 3: We Can Old and nineties songs obviously winning no on

651
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 3: My Country pod.

652
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 5: I was like needing to refresh the story because I

653
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 5: was like, what is the mare and Casey beef? But

654
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 5: it was that at the iHeartRadio Awards, someone on the

655
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 5: red carpet asks Casey Muskraves like, so, Maren Morris, you

656
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 5: guys are friends. Tell me about that, and Casey's like, yeah,

657
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 5: I don't know. We're from the same town and that's

658
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 5: pretty much all there is to it. And then and goes,

659
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 5: but your friends, right, and she goes, yeah, I think, so.

660
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 3: Crazy and it's kind of like I think.

661
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,479
Speaker 5: And then some you know, intrepid redditors noticed that later

662
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 5: that night, Casey unfollowed Maren law on Instagram.

663
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 2: So do we think that the falling out happened? Post them?

664
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 2: Living together.

665
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 5: I think it probably happened just after Maren moved to Nashville,

666
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 5: you know, and she slept on Casey's moves happened, you know,

667
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 5: that's when Maren started writing songs for like Tim McGraw

668
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 5: and like had her come up. And Maren's rise to

669
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 5: fame was like much faster than Casey Musgraves, you know,

670
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 5: I mean Musgraves.

671
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: While in her songs are much better.

672
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, but now Musgraves is.

673
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: Way more more popular than Maren.

674
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well because but her songs are never going to

675
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,479
Speaker 2: be as big. Maren has huge international as her book says,

676
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 2: hits absolutely.

677
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 3: Never want to have the middle. But I feel like

678
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 3: the come up of Casey becoming the urban outfitters queen

679
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 3: to like.

680
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 5: Had an album like Golden Hour, which won Grammy for

681
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 5: Best Album of the Year, and each song has like

682
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 5: hundreds of millions of streams. Like Maren has her big hits,

683
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 5: but her albums, as we know, have gone.

684
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 3: And I just like her brand never hit totally with

685
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 3: like a group of people.

686
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 2: Well, and that's I think partly why, like she's pivoted

687
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 2: to be more of a lunatic and like she's running

688
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 2: for senator now.

689
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's one of those things where she keeps

690
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 5: being like, I am officially announcing my departure from the

691
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 5: genre of country music, and everyone's just like bye.

692
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 2: Because Casey, you know, she has tried very hard to

693
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 2: be like, I'm the alternative succulent plant country girl.

694
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 3: And I don't think Maren realized she could be old country,

695
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 3: where Casey was like, oh I know, yeah, I'm gonna

696
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: be retro cowboy succulents yeah, and Maren was like, wait,

697
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 3: I love gay guys, yeah, but I'm like still in reformations. Yeah,

698
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 3: what's happening? What do I too?

699
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 2: Mary didn't realize like she could have just also decided

700
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: to like be like country and more sudden. I'm just

701
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 2: like okay, I'll lean into it and I'll be just

702
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 2: like country. But Libtart, It's just like that's so easy

703
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: to do. It's like Miranda is like so loving her

704
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 2: gay brother.

705
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: It's like that came out with her Telementary remix for

706
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 3: the Gays and the Girls.

707
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 5: It's true, but Miranda toes way more of a like

708
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 5: Dolly Parton line where she's been all which includes conservatives, yes, yes, homosexuals.

709
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 2: I mean, Ary could have done that she could have

710
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 2: gone Dolly. I mean maybe it wouldn't.

711
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 5: Have been more or like a little more of She's

712
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 5: always just been way too press coded.

713
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

714
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 2: Wait, I wanted to when I went to Barnes and

715
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 2: Noble today to buy this. Yes, if you can believe it,

716
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: I read this book in one day. I should go

717
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: up to the customer service to ask to see my girls.

718
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: And I go up there and take on my AirPods. Hey,

719
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: I'm actually I'm looking for a children's book. And then

720
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 2: she just looks at me and she goes, is it

721
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 2: at a ant?

722
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 3: No, you're kidding?

723
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 2: And I was just like, how did you read my mind?

724
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 5: Yeah?

725
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 2: Actually a couple of people have been asking for that book.

726
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 5: Wait, did you guys know this isn't my notes? It

727
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 5: is the number one like ant and science based children's

728
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 5: book on Amazon.

729
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: Wow, it's leading a children's category.

730
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 3: There also could be more science than this if we

731
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 3: were leaning towards a like science class.

732
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 5: It's the number one new release in children's bug and

733
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 5: Spider books on Amazon.

734
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 2: Give it up, so category leader.

735
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 5: If you need her, she'll be celebrating with some ship.

736
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 3: Went to Union Square, Yes Mama, where she did her signing.

737
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: Oh, and that's why I got a signed book. So

738
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 2: I guess they weren't all taken. They had some leftover.

739
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 5: Well, I got my signed book at McNally Jackson, where

740
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 5: you have to take an elevator to a dungeon downstairs.

741
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 5: So that was like the children's dungeon, and I was

742
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,959
Speaker 5: preparing my gay speech to be so just like, hey,

743
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 5: I'm looking for something. It's a book, but it's kind

744
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 5: of a different book because it's a book for.

745
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 3: Kids, and I'm getting singer it's for.

746
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 5: A podcast, but I might give it to my niece.

747
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 2: You know.

748
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 5: In my head, I was just like, what am I

749
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 5: going to say when I'm looking for this book? Like

750
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 5: I got to prepare myself.

751
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 3: You want to give a speech because you're asking you

752
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 3: like a single man, because you're asking for children's.

753
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 5: I'm not being sketchy with this book, Like I'm not

754
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 5: gonna like jerk off with it or anything. And then

755
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 5: it's like, so I get down to the McNally children's

756
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 5: dungeon and downstairs there's just two dads with their toddler

757
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 5: children running around, and both the dads are just fully asleep.

758
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 5: They're both just slumped over, just like and I had

759
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 5: to like be like, excuse me, excuse me, because I

760
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 5: had to dig pretty deep for Addie and it wasn't on.

761
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 2: It wasn't it was.

762
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 5: It wasn't in the Bug and Spider like new release

763
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 5: shelf or anything.

764
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 3: I was expecting to go down. So I went to

765
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 3: the park Slope Barns and Noble, which was very like

766
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 3: anime vibes. I was expecting to go down there see

767
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 3: a big table with piles and piles of this book.

768
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 3: But I was digging through like a Shaunty's book, Matthew Mcconeughy's,

769
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: and I asked the non binary ladybug if they have

770
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 3: this book? And my speech I was being so casual

771
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 3: and I assume. I was like, hey, I'm looking for

772
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 3: books by Maren Morris. And then they kind of like

773
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: gave me this look like and they're like, what's the

774
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 3: book title? I'm like, can we just search Marron Morris?

775
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: Like start with author Besty, Like what do you mean?

776
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: They're like books?

777
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 5: They're like, we have a Bug and Spider book by Karina.

778
00:40:54,200 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 4: Argo non binary lady.

779
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 5: How does she what does she wear?

780
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 3: What does she eat?

781
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 2: What does she eat? Maren Moodles preus like doodles the

782
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: house down booth. Do you think she does Jennifer Garner's

783
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 2: like little packs of veggie like definitely haste like for children.

784
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 2: She's very like on a farm.

785
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 3: Yes, I think for Hayes is having like organic pouches.

786
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 5: Yeah. To me, she's so like, what's that cleanse like

787
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 5: prolonged that expensive cleans that maybe it's in la you

788
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 5: can here, So I don't know, just like you're being

789
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 5: sent like packets of chickpea powder, you do like five

790
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 5: days of just like first you get like two packets

791
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 5: of chickpea powder, then you get one packet of chicken power.

792
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 3: And are you supposed to only the powder?

793
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 2: And then you're just eating nothing like you're weeding. Yeah.

794
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 3: I think Maren is doing like a ton when she's

795
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 3: in NYC. I think she's like walking around with a

796
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 3: broto getting some.

797
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 2: Broth going and grabbing her in brotoea.

798
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 5: I mean and also Lily, both of us were maids

799
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 5: for over ten years. It's like, what's the where you

800
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 5: put your kid? The wooden thing, where you.

801
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 3: The seat, wooden seat? Do you put them high chair?

802
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 5: High chair?

803
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

804
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: Wow, I thought you were.

805
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 3: There was some specific like fancy name.

806
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 5: No, like the wooden high chair. Yeah, that's like.

807
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 3: So much sweet potato.

808
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 2: She has a sweet potato. You don't think she has

809
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 2: like a much like newer more like slate green or

810
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 2: gray like neoprene high chair.

811
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 3: It's more like pine bamboo. And it's called like bobo clothe.

812
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 2: It's definitely called cloth for the bad. You think that

813
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 2: she's like pretending to cook like a meal of corn

814
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 2: and grilled chicken. I feel like celebrated, like text Mex

815
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 2: heritage or not.

816
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 3: I just she's.

817
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 5: This like.

818
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 3: But like, does she own a Roman book? And yeah,

819
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: how she made?

820
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

821
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 3: But don't you think she's.

822
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 2: Coming out with a cookbook in a year?

823
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 3: Yeah? Same, and it would be text Mex.

824
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like from the actual romantic like from me Cochina

825
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 2: to yours. Yeah.

826
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: And it's like I grew up having this like black

827
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 3: bean a heel.

828
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 5: To her famous handmade tortilla.

829
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do that.

830
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: And she's making with the haze and they have this

831
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 3: kind of like cool press.

832
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 2: And she's like, so obviously I have an induction stove,

833
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: so I can't do tortillas in the flame like my

834
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: mother did.

835
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 3: Talk of it happening. I guess, like like every celeb,

836
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 3: she is being like mescal. Oh she just shot at

837
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 3: the show we saw?

838
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, was it with hear tequila?

839
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 3: She didn't say, but I okay. She was like you

840
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 3: guys like I just took got a shot before, so

841
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 3: like my head is crazy, like thank you.

842
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was on a crazy adventure.

843
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 5: But ultimately I do think she is just like hotel

844
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 5: food too.

845
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 3: Just getting like a Caesar delivered.

846
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 2: Let's get into her style for a second here. I

847
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 2: do think that she is boots and tights well.

848
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 5: Like her main style is that she's short, right, and

849
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 5: what is it like to shop as a short person,

850
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 5: a short person with a big head.

851
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 3: She to me is very like all like Biddy's in

852
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 3: the l e s right now, where I feel like

853
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 3: she's in a big leather coat, lightwa washed jeans and

854
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 3: a little tiny top.

855
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: I do think that she has discovered slightly larger coats

856
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 2: in the past two years. And I think she is

857
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 2: girl Boston as she'd sat on the jacket. She's a CEO,

858
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 2: so she is wearing like a really big blazer and

859
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 2: white leg pant like pantsuits for a a global panel

860
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: discussion A zoodle event. Yes, for women who are transitioning genres.

861
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 5: Do you guys remember what she was wearing at the show.

862
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 5: You saw she was a little scarred and little boots.

863
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 3: Maybe jeans, Yeah, I want to even almost say leather pants.

864
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 2: Oh maybe it was leather.

865
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: I feel like it was like leather pants, little top.

866
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 5: The way she looks identical to Chloe Kardashian if I

867
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 5: showed you this from across the room, Yeah, that absolutely

868
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 5: good American house.

869
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 2: She definitely owns a pair of Good America.

870
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 3: I actually don't think she just because good American.

871
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 2: Is for like, isn't it for all sizes?

872
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 3: It's oriented jeans oriented around curves, run.

873
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 2: The curve market, yet the curve market.

874
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 3: Like I think good Americans if I wanted to, it

875
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 3: would fit more my style of body.

876
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 2: I bet you style of body.

877
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 5: I bet your body would body some good American Americas.

878
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 3: Okay, after this, we're going to North storms Rack. We're

879
00:45:55,239 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 3: finding some discount good Americans for this good American body.

880
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 2: Damn, how are they going to pack all that ass?

881
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 3: Actually she dresses like the TikTok wife Pooky current Pooky style. Yeah,

882
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 3: I'm always talking about.

883
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 2: I guess I think she's still I guess I'm saying

884
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 2: like she still is like two thousand and nine, like

885
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: girl going out tight top, like leather pants. However, she's

886
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 2: also learning about bigger silhouettes as she transitions to like

887
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 2: International girl Boss, and she's doing al she's leather haltered,

888
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 2: but she's also doing big blazers, and she is knowing

889
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 2: what a big blazer is ultimately.

890
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 3: And she's like fuck yeah, like mob wife aesthetic and

891
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 3: it's like not even at all right, but she's collecting.

892
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 2: She's wearing an eyeliner and be like, so I've heard

893
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 2: about I was.

894
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 5: Just looking at a picture of her in actually this

895
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 5: blazer dress. It's a blazer dress.

896
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 2: Dress that's psychotic.

897
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 3: You could rock that.

898
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: That almost is giving like a Taylor Swift kind of

899
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 2: thing where you're like, I can't place the reference of

900
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 2: the decade. It's just sort of generally twenty ten and

901
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 2: the musicals.

902
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's show girl stuff, you know.

903
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 2: Sidebar, did you read that Kathy Horn article about Taylor

904
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 2: Swift style which she called her a corny saloon galop

905
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 2: And she was like, I love all her corny saloon

906
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: gallout fits on stage, Like they're kind of like they're

907
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 2: in the grand tradition.

908
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,919
Speaker 5: Of like because it is kind of like there's one

909
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 5: leg missing.

910
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 2: One leg missing, and there's like lots of like sequins

911
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 2: and spangles, and.

912
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 3: She just because all of eras is her doing like

913
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 3: an abbreviated middle school review of Mo and the Musical. Yeah,

914
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 3: it's like her dance style. It's like chair, I'm gonna

915
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 3: rise at chair backwards now I'm pointing, and I have

916
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 3: a top on.

917
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 2: Okay, her house, I'm guessing like velvet couch, millennial girl,

918
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 2: like golden Golden Rose goldkar couch.

919
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 5: To me, it's the glass walls that you can push

920
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 5: into the wall to open up the space. This is

921
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 5: all attractable windows. Yeah, tractable walls. You open it up

922
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 5: to you. It's very just like normal like gray.

923
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 2: It's not as gray as like Kelsey Ballerini, who is

924
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 2: obviously like so gray the house down boots like Property Brothers.

925
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: But it's obviously not like so y'all come eat as

926
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 2: Miranda and like leather couch just.

927
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 3: Like rose gold velvet, sectional succulents.

928
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 5: It's not like in any ways Musgraves vintage. You know, No,

929
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 5: it's modern.

930
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 2: But I think there might be one new vintage sign

931
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 2: that says like Texas is where the home is, and

932
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 2: it's like metal and weird and big, and it's in

933
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 2: the foyer and nowhere, but there's.

934
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 3: She comes from, like a Panera based family.

935
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 2: In the way that like Dane Keaton on that wall

936
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 2: to her house, it's as California and a mute custom

937
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 2: metal sign and that's like so random.

938
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 5: And you know this sink in the bathroom is like

939
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,240
Speaker 5: shallow but like so so wide.

940
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 3: And it tastes actually forever.

941
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 5: And I also think she's love make up.

942
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 3: She's like gold hardware, like cheesy girl like gold sink.

943
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 2: Okay, but the water do the kitchen recently and it

944
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 2: is being more industrial farmhouse.

945
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 3: I think she went from destrial farmhouse to gold millennial kitchen.

946
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 5: I don't think there's any ship lab in the.

947
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 2: Whole place, barn doors, but do you think that there's

948
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: like a rusted steel cage for her produce?

949
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 3: She's not putting lemons in a rusty bird cage?

950
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 2: All right?

951
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 3: Okay, who are you in the book?

952
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 2: Sam? You are there?

953
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 3: You are because like you had to be like guided

954
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: by so.

955
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 2: Many okay, but so like busking at the train station.

956
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 3: New Sam is busking at the train station and teen

957
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: Sam is Addie Ant.

958
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 5: I mean, you guys are being nice not calling me

959
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 5: Lewis ladybug.

960
00:49:53,840 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 3: Steven and you're always exactly was exaggerating, and I guess

961
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 3: I am just like making this.

962
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 5: I mean, I think the way I'm most Addie Ant

963
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 5: is that I'm so.

964
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: Backpack big, because by the end of the book, her

965
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: backpack looks like the inside of your car, like it

966
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 2: has so much crap.

967
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 3: In it things You're like, wait, what, oh my god. Okay,

968
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 3: so before we end the episode.

969
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 5: We have to do how does she smell?

970
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: How does she smell?

971
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 5: So before I left l A, I picked up a

972
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 5: sample of this perfume by the brand ex Nihilo, which

973
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 5: I you know, was on Maren's Instagram and saw this

974
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 5: story of her posting this fragrance called Fleur Narcotic and

975
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 5: she goes, I think I found the one, and this

976
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 5: is also Hailey Bieber's favorite perfume. Well be careful because like,

977
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 5: unless we all want to smell.

978
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 3: X no literally, I mean it's giving magas sprits magazine.

979
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 3: It doesn't taste that in critique smell, Yeah, it's heavy

980
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 3: floral magazine samples giving Macy's.

981
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in Macy's. I want to say pumpkin pie

982
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 2: and maybe a little bit of orange juice.

983
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting also kind of like melons in there too.

984
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 3: And it's being definitely more of this kind of like

985
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 3: right like black and gold, like l. E. S twenty

986
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 3: eleven packaging. But it's pretty bright and sweet and floral

987
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 3: and juice.

988
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 2: Right in speed and juicy. It's giving yeah, juice, not

989
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 2: a lot of wood notes or for truly notes.

990
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 5: There's something just so hotel restaurant. Like the customer.

991
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 2: I see she's getting and this confirms the rose gold

992
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 2: of her home.

993
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 3: Ice and burger without the bun in the hotel.

994
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 5: Rose gold was a smell.

995
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 2: Okay, what do we rate this book?

996
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 5: This book was awful. Honestly, this was like such a

997
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 5: waste of paper. There's hardly any writing in it. It's

998
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 5: just like they wrote this via notes app. There's three sentences.

999
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 2: I think it's literally just like.

1000
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 5: Addie Ant took a walk and then she got a

1001
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 5: ride home.

1002
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: It's recycled.

1003
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 2: Agree that it's absolute more crap that is killing the

1004
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 2: earth that we don't need.

1005
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 5: Did you guys notice that at the beginning of the book,

1006
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 5: there's an ant fact, which is there are two million

1007
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 5: ants for every human on the planet. They airate the

1008
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 5: soil by digging underground tunnels, and those tunnels help plants

1009
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 5: to eat and drink, ants interact with so many other

1010
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 5: species and ensure a healthy ecosystem, whether in a garden

1011
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 5: bed or a rainforest. Then at the back of the book,

1012
00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 5: we've got an ant fact. It's the same ant, same fact. God,

1013
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 5: they couldn't even get we couldn't even get.

1014
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 3: Many about that.

1015
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's probably a mistake. They probably meant to

1016
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 2: come up with literally one more fact and then like

1017
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 2: the designer just left that in the end design and

1018
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 2: was like, oh five.

1019
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 5: They're like, we'll just do a placeholder fact at the

1020
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 5: end for now, and then we can find another fact

1021
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 5: before we go to print.

1022
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: I Ultimately they fully went to print.

1023
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 3: I like Maren the Barnes and Noble you can square signing,

1024
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 3: being like Karen Argo being like Karina, why is the

1025
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 3: ant fact repeated? Fuck? She's like, let's just have a

1026
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 3: good union square reading. Okay, Yeah, I give this a

1027
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 3: point one non binary elder ladybugs out of five.

1028
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 2: I'm giving it zero point five bisks because I did

1029
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,919
Speaker 2: enjoy some of the detail and the illustrations.

1030
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 3: I guess also via Carota is hilarious. So actually I'm

1031
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,760
Speaker 3: bumping that up two point seven.

1032
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 5: And did you also notice that the other landmark on

1033
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 5: the map was kale University, which is so Maren she

1034
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 5: went to Calee Universe.

1035
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the most fucking dated.

1036
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, I give this book. Yeah, zero point five millennial

1037
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 5: children's book writers with three names.

1038
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 2: All Right, well, thank you so much for coming on

1039
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 2: the show.

1040
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 5: O my god, y'all subscribe to my country radio show.

1041
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys.

1042
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 3: If you can't, we're listen.

1043
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 2: To truly one of the funniest shows that is out there.

1044
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 2: I love your show so much, Sam, and it brings

1045
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,439
Speaker 2: me so much joy to have you in my ears

1046
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,240
Speaker 2: when we're not together.

1047
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 3: No, it's a way to stay connected with But even.

1048
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 2: If you're not offend with Samuels Stow because it's so funny,

1049
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 2: it's so informative, it's virtuostic. I mean the way that

1050
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 2: you weave together gossip about the country industry, like really

1051
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 2: incisive commentary about music production, music history, culture, food. It

1052
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 2: all gets in there, and then you're like and then

1053
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 2: here's a new country song I didn't even know about.

1054
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 2: And I'm getting all these new songs that I love

1055
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 2: and I'm adding to my own like songs. And then

1056
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 2: you're back in with more hilarious, hard hitting commentary.

1057
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I am honored to be here with my besties.

1058
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 2: With the with the love, my chat, love my chot

1059
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 2: had to hang up. Amazing, amazing. Let's not forget credits. Okay,

1060
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 2: let's not.

1061
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 5: Sam sure I think I could do them by heart, prob.

1062
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 2: Let's try and test you. Okay.

1063
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 4: Uh.

1064
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 5: Our associate producer is I don't know. I just I

1065
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 5: know all the names, I just don't know the credits.

1066
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 2: So okay, let's start with. Our executive producer is Darby Masters.

1067
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 2: Now it's it's it's a woman whose last name is

1068
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 2: not Applegate, but her first name.

1069
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 5: Is Christine Everett.

1070
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 2: Yes, and our producer is Darby Matts.

1071
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 3: Our supervising producer is It's gotta be as Bingo Bango.

1072
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 2: Our original theme music was composed.

1073
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 5: By Daniel Fisher.

1074
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 3: Our stunning artwork was done.

1075
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 2: By Chips and Y and Teddy Blanks genius.

1076
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 5: Yes, where was the show.

1077
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 3: Co create?

1078
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 2: It was funny?

1079
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 5: I don't remember that the show was created as someone else.

1080
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 5: I thought it was sort of just like from Cop

1081
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 5: Down iHeart, you know, just like it.

1082
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 2: Was actually no this. I had this idea and he

1083
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 2: came to us.

1084
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 5: Because I am your best friend, so your ex doesn't

1085
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 5: exist to me.

1086
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 2: And where can folks go if they want to pay

1087
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 2: for our podcast?

1088
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 5: You gotta go to Patreon Patreon dot com.

1089
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, nailed it. That's amazing cool, Thank you, Thank you

1090
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 2: by my I