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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the League.

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Speaker 1: It's Steve Renezizi. March twentieth through the twenty second. Tikets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call

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Speaker 1: four two, five, two eight nine seven thousands another three money.

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Speaker 1: On the twenties, you were shotting two hundred and fifty bucks. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi is Scott there? Hey Scott, this is Casey right back.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling about the auction for How are you? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hey Casey. How's it going pretty good? I know that

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Speaker 1: you won the trip for two to Portavarda. Congratulations. Yeah, thanks, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be awesome. I just want to see when

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Speaker 1: you want to go. That's right. Actually a good question.

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Speaker 1: I'm not quite suree it. I have to actually check

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Speaker 1: with my girlfriend. Oh do you need to like get

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Speaker 1: permission from her to go or something? Uh? Yeah, basically

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Speaker 1: I need to figure out when she's free. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I think she'd be pretty excited. But what do you mean, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't want to go to Mexico? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you and I are going to Mexico. What I was

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Speaker 1: under the impression that I was bidding on a trip

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Speaker 1: for two? You did yeah. Did you read it though?

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Speaker 1: Did you read the fine print on it? I thought

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Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, it's well. It says that whoever wins

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Speaker 1: the trip is going with me, the guy that donated

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Speaker 1: the trip. So I'm excited to meet you. Dude. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have spent I spent a lot of money on

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Speaker 1: these tickets. I would now have spent that much money

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Speaker 1: if I knew I was going with it. Listen, we

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Speaker 1: are gonna we are gonna have a blast. You know,

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Speaker 1: you don't know much about me, but I'm huge into

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Speaker 1: antiquing and Portavarda is such a historic town. I've been

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Speaker 1: a bunch of times. Okay, listen, Um, you sound like

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Speaker 1: a really nice guy, and I'm sure someone would have

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun going to Portavarda with you, But

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Speaker 1: I a blast. Can't really see myself antiquing with with you.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't even know you. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: been antiquing? But I can't say that I have. You

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Speaker 1: haven't lived until you've antiqued in Portavarda. I'm gonna just

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Speaker 1: can tell you that right now. It's the best, so

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Speaker 1: much fun. I don't really know what to tell you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to, you know, it's just someone I

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Speaker 1: could talk to about maybe canceling my check or something.

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Speaker 1: The tickets and stuff already pretty much purchased. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go no matter what. So I guess I can give

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Speaker 1: you like fifteen hundred back. Yeah, I'll just give you

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Speaker 1: half of what you paid because I'm still gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You give me back? Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: just give you half of the trip three I know,

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Speaker 1: but I'll give you half the trip back because I'm

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Speaker 1: still gonna go. Dude, and now you don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying for you to go to Mexico. I'm

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Speaker 1: the person who donated the trip, because why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you only giving me half my money back?

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Speaker 1: If you donated the trip, you know, go by yourself.

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Speaker 1: I like you, Scott Man. I'm it's too bad you

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Speaker 1: don't want to go to Mexico with me because I

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Speaker 1: feel like we'd have a fun time. Because you're just

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Speaker 1: kind of out there, you don't really get it. I'm

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Speaker 1: still gonna go wrong with you. Are you not hearing me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I am, and no worries. If you don't like Mexico,

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Speaker 1: I can see if we can change it. To the

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Speaker 1: Caribbean or something like that. Not Mexico is not everybody's

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Speaker 1: cup of tea? What is wrong with you? Dude? You're

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Speaker 1: not You're not hearing me. So you don't want Mexico

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Speaker 1: or the Caribbean. Where do you want? Where do you

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Speaker 1: want to go? Oh? You know what? A cruise is

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Speaker 1: more of your speed, so we can stop in a

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Speaker 1: bunch of places. I like your style, Scott, You're seriously.

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Speaker 1: I like your style. Seriously. I don't want to deal

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Speaker 1: with you anymore. If you don't want to go, then

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Speaker 1: just don't go, and then I can go with your roommate, Brian.

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Speaker 1: It's that simple. I can take him. I'm sure he'd

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Speaker 1: like to go to Mexico. What Yeah, I can just

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Speaker 1: take your roommate, Brian. I'm sure that guy wouldn't mind

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Speaker 1: tossing back a margarita and doing a little land tiquing.

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Speaker 1: He seems like a lot more fun than you. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: kill him. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god, your roommate, Brian,

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my gosh, kissed because I'm not

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Speaker 1: taking him in Mexico. That's I know, I know you're

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Speaker 1: not you're taking me. When do we leave? Where to Virona?

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Speaker 1: Here we come? Oh yeah, okay, week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with subal phone taps. Weekday mornings on the twenties hold

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Speaker 1: out to two hundred and fifty bucks one eight six

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Speaker 1: six moving ninety two five. It might seem crazy about

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Speaker 1: saying some slashes you can take a break.