WEBVTT - Game 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.359 Of the Law and Order franchises. SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:07.160 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:09.200 vicious felonies. These episodes are based on. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:10.640 These are our stories. 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:30.920 Done done, Hello and welcome to That's Messed Up and 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:32.200 SVU podcast. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:35.360 I'm Kara Klank and I only as a trigger. We're 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:39.920 thrilled you're here. We talk SVU true crime. Sometimes we 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:43.400 have celebrity guests. Sometimes we just keep on talking like 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:45.800 they're not here, and guess what, the episodes end up 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:49.720 being longer. Still, so that's that's the truth. That's the 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:54.360 truth here. That's Messed Up. Obviously we chit chat up top. 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:56.640 I don't know. I have nothing, Like what do I 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:57.280 meant for me? 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.800 I want to lay in my bed, Like I just 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.760 want to be well moistorized and in my bed. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:04.800 And that's laptop burning my chest. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:08.720 And yeah, and a joint burning my lungs and that's 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:09.280 what I want. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:12.960 And that's your Christmas miracle. Yeah. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.959 Well, because my parents don't even know what a podcast is, 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.160 I will say I'm going to surprise them this New 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:22.200 Year's Oh yeah, I'm gonna fly on home. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:23.679 You that's cute. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.560 Because that's like your family's thing. You guys love New 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:28.280 Year's together. We do, and we like so I like 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:31.560 being a surprise. We like surprising each other with physical 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:33.640 bodies arriving and not arrived. 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:35.040 Yes, And one. 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.480 Year we were we were like at Bucky's and I 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.280 think you bought your whole family matching like sweatshirts or something, 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.160 or T shirts or something to wear on New Year's together. 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.600 So yeah, we have like historic photos, like one year 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.720 we all wore ties, one year we all wore like 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:55.280 pajamas from Thailand. One year we all dressed like singers 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.560 or like celebrities because I think I was trying to 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.000 be Gwyneth Paltrow that year the Oscars. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:06.040 So we yeah, we've like done themes. I love that. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:08.920 I'm sorry to Tangent, but the way you just said 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:13.680 singer reminded me of because I'm a singer. And did 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:19.440 you hear this thing that a priest let Sabrina Carpenter 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:23.800 shoot a video in his church and because of that, 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.720 it led to the discovery that he gave two million 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:31.000 dollars to one of Eric Adams's guys in New York City, 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:34.800 like to Eric Adams Kingmaker as they say, which is like, 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.960 I think, just a go like a guy who works 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.480 for him and makes things happen for him. But like 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:43.040 this was in the cut, did like twenty five Things 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:45.520 to Love about New York or something like that, and 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.600 this was one of the things. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:49.920 I saw that, but I didn't dig deeper, and I 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:54.360 am curious how Like so then the accountant or someone 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.679 recognized the church and the video, Like what was it 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:00.120 that got found out? 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:01.560 Like? How is what? I'm curious. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:05.440 He's being accused of mishandling two million dollars in parish 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:09.680 funds and he made unauthorized financial transfers to a former 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:12.760 aid in Eric Adams administration, which is now under federal 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.679 corruption probe. This is going to be a miss view episode, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:16.120 I know. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.840 Oh my god. Also, wait, I'll say another thing that 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:19.800 happened like today. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:23.080 I think it all started on Halloween, Carpenter released the 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.760 music video for her song Feather, which takes place partially 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:29.880 in a Brooklyn church. Okay, so a bishop saw it 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.919 and was like appalled that it had been filmed in 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:35.160 a church, probably because Sabrina's you know, looking hot. It 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:40.840 doesn't follow their policy regarding filming on church property and 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:42.920 they were supposed to have like a review of the 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.800 scenes in the script or something. I think because he 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:50.640 didn't comply with like the parish's video filming policy or whatever. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:52.680 They looked into more shit that he was doing, and 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.240 they found that he had given this two million dollars 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.560 to the Mayor of New York's person, and the Mayor 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:00.560 of New York is like under a lot of scrutiny 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.880 for corruption and like not being not being a great guy. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:06.120 But he made. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:10.720 Any statements about it. I don't think so. I mean, 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.040 I don't think so. But she did wear a shirt 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:19.640 to Coachella that says Jesus was a carpenter, okay earlier 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.200 this year. But yeah, I don't know. I don't think 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:23.520 Sabrina has said anything. 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:26.120 But I just keeping hearing how many pop stars have 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.640 stuff with the church, because now I'm thinking about Katie Perry, 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:32.560 you know, stealing the nuns home as like this is 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:35.280 so funny. I wonder where Madonna filmed her like a 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.640 prayer music video. It's so funny how the same things 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.400 are offensive for decades, like nothing ever changes. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.359 People are just still mad. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:46.640 At anyone being remotely slutty, and like, oh, Jesus, Yes 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:47.400 is everything. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:48.760 I don't know it so weird. 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:52.799 You want to hear some cute school gossip from Rosie. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:57.760 So you last year so graciously sat with Oscar for 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.800 like forty five minutes to an hour. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.600 I went and watched Rosie's. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:07.840 Very gracious, so gracious, very demure of you and you. 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:10.440 So they're doing it again this year, like another performance, 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:14.120 but this year Rosie's in the dual language, so they're 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.880 doing All I Want for Christmas is you? 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:17.000 In Spanish? 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:21.839 Toto loke kioto ries too right, And it's the exact 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.480 same words as the English thing. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.360 It's just in Spanish. Oh okay, it's just in Spanish. 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.680 Like they're like, they don't change the meaning really like 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:31.800 you know, because sometimes they'll change the meaning a little 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.480 bit so that the words fit better, like you know, lyrically. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:39.520 But a couple, like one mom in our class is 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:42.680 saying that it's inappropriate for kindergarteners, and we're all like 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.640 looking at the lyrics. I'm like, look, I don't speak Spanish, 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.680 but I'm like reading the Spanish being like, I mean, 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.120 I read enough Spanish to be like, I don't think 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:52.120 there's anything sexual in here, everything's like I want to 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.719 be close to you. I want to put my arms 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:57.120 around you. There's like one part about lips or something, 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.800 and I'm like, there's a kiss in every Disney movie, 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.520 Like I just don't think this is inappropriate. And she 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.240 basically put it in our group being like does everybody 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:09.480 think this? Doesn't everybody think this is a little bit inappropriate? 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.520 And this is not even like the kind of lady 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.120 that makes a lot of problems, like you know what 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:18.120 I mean, this is not a Karen. And everybody was 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.560 like no, like nobody answered, and the few people that 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:23.560 did answer were like no. And she's brought it to 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.320 the principal today and it's like making the teachers lives 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:29.080 miserable because they're just trying to teach these kids a 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:33.000 very complicated song in Spanish and she keeps complaining and 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.760 they keep thinking that they have to change it, but 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.000 like it's. 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.000 One bitch, So I hope it doesn't work. I know 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.400 it's on you, like you want your kid out of there, 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:43.160 it's not yeah, don't let them do the performance. Then 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:48.560 my fifth grade teacher wouldn't let us do Barbie Girl, Barbie, 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.360 I'm a Barbie, Yeah, Barbie girl. He said it was inappropriate, 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.720 and it's like, we're ten, we don't know that. Let 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.240 us do the Barbie song. You fucking I can't listen 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.600 to the Barbie song all the time. They've never been like, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.600 what does undress me wear mean? 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:01.360 You know what I mean? 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:05.800 Like, they don't. They don't know we're putting that on them. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.839 You're putting that on them? Is like me and this 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:09.600 other one we're talking about this morning. We're like, you're 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.520 the one giving your kids these ideas. Because then Rosie 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.480 comes home and goes, yeah, I think we're changing the 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.360 song because somebody said it's inappropriate, and I was like, no, 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:18.560 I think the song is staying. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.600 It's not inappropriate anyway. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.800 It's a full, it's a full so annoying drama, but 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:26.160 I'm sure they're gonna end up doing it. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.280 Oh my god, but it is Christmas Eve. Everyone's stirring 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.200 even a mouse. No, yeah, I know that's not how 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:38.120 the real story goes. But what am I doing Christmas Eve? 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:42.440 I'm hopefully getting drunk at the cellar and doing spots 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.520 for the Jews in town and the people with no family. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:51.240 So we'll see or and some European tourists. I'm sure. Yeah, 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.480 so I'm really excited for that Christmas Day classic American 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:58.960 vibes with friends in New York City, And yeah, I'm excited. 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.120 I did see one movie in my one of the 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.480 streamers called Surviving Christmas, and I've never even heard of 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.280 it or seen anything. But Ben Affleck's like a lonely, 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.720 weird millionaire and he pays James Gandolfini two hundred and 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:17.400 fifty thousand dollars to stay with his family and his 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:18.840 old childhood home and do. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:19.640 Whatever he says. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:25.280 Wait why because he's lonely. He wants story live the 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:26.400 magic of his youth. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:30.640 And it's Catherine O'Hara and Christina Applegate also in it. 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:35.760 I've never heard of this. Yeah, the star studded, what's 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:36.400 going on? 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:38.480 I mean, it is weird. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.679 It's weird. It's just weird. It's like weird that it 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:46.080 didn't even become like a funny haha, bad movie, you know, like, 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.480 and James Gandolfini is like beloved. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:52.520 So I don't know, well, I saw. My goal is 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.120 to watch it this holiday season. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.040 I think you can accomplish that, and I really want 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.240 to know. Well. The first review I'm seeing is this 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:00.440 was a really tough watch. 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:11.079 Oh man, all right, so you know you're not supposed 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.760 to be a bitch, right, but can I just tell you? 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.000 So my TV's not working, like I came back from 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.200 a town. It's like shaken up about like it's just 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:22.920 it's glitchy. It's just not work. It doesn't work. I 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:25.880 can call best Buy. They're like, listen, and then one time, 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.160 you don't buy the fucking warranty, right, But they go, 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.600 you have a manufacturing warranty for up to a year, 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:33.120 so just call Roku. So I call Roku and the 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.880 woman's like, no, you got to call best spy. I go, 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.000 absolutely not. Best By told me to call you. I 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:38.520 have a one year thing, Like I don't know what 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:40.480 to tell. And then I go, give me a supervisor. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.040 I go, I'm not dealing with you. I go give 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:45.480 me a supervisor. Supervisor gets on. He I send him 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.720 the video and then he tries to let me think 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:51.040 it's like the electricity. I go, well, no, sir, everything 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.120 else is connected to the same electricity and it's working fine. 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:56.720 And then he goes, you're right, it's a hardware issue. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:02.400 We'll send you a new TV. In three to seven days. Ah, 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.000 So it's just like, what the fuck? So if I 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:08.240 wasn't annoying, I would I never call Best Buy and 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.240 then go back and it's like, what are we teaching me? 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.080 I just don't get it. People are like, don't be 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.920 a Karen. But then like, there are certain situations where 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:18.560 if you do not keep asking for the manager, asking 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:21.480 for the next level of person, you do not get anything. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:25.040 Like I had to get a fucking my solar panels, 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.000 I had to get a lean removed all this stuff. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:28.800 I went on Reddit and they were like, you need 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.000 to keep asking for a manager or you're not gonna 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.800 get anywhere. And that's what I did, and I finally 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:35.360 got what I had to get done. Like but then 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.920 people are like, oh, you're this bitch, You're this Karen. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:38.800 It's like, I don't know. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.440 If I just listened to her, I would have called 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:43.440 Best Spy. They would have been no, called Roku bat 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.079 like cause then I told the guy I go, and 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:47.400 I've been told to the superrisor go, And now you 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.000 want me to call Best Bike and he goes, no, 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.400 you don't have to. It's some manufacturing warrantcy like you 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.360 called the right place, and it's like then what what 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:55.840 rigamarole is going on here? 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.600 And I don't you feel bad for people that like 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.520 are more shy or maybe don't speak English or like 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.040 you know, there's like harder like ways to communicate and 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:04.920 be forceful. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.640 It's like it sucks. Do your job. What do you 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:08.120 fucking get? 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.040 Maybe they get punished if they give away free TVs 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:11.680 and it's like I didn't want a free TV. I 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:13.960 want this TV to work, or I thought someone would 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.160 fix it, because now I have to have someone take 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.640 it off the wall mount, you know, like yeah, I 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.600 would have rather you guys fixed it. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.720 I didn't need a it doesn't you were saying it 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:24.920 doesn't turn on at all? 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:26.880 Well, and then if you plug it out and then 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.640 back in, it's like per I mean I could show 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:31.360 you the eight second video that I oh if I 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:34.000 threw my phone away, but it's just like, yeah, it's 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:34.520 not working. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:39.160 Okay, Well no, because I was gonna say like like, yeah, 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.719 if it was, you know, that's that sucks. If it was, Oh, 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.600 I don't know. I was like, if it's partially working, 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.640 someone will take it. Like if you wanted to, like 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:48.960 you do buy nothing or something because like I would 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.079 I've given away when Oscar. 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.400 Threw the phone at my TV. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:54.240 It had like a full bars on the side, and 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:55.960 I like put it on a group and people were like, 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:57.679 I'll think bye nothing group. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:00.719 Is truly like a TLC show for the you know 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:01.640 what I mean, It's. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.080 Funny that you said that because I was talking to 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:08.000 Scotty Landis last night, who the host of Bananas. I 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.800 was talking to him and Bridger, the host of I 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.560 said no gifts, and I was like telling them about 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.600 buying nothing groups, and they go, this sounds like a script, 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.360 this sounds like a TV show, like these people, and 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.800 I was telling them about all these specific people with 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:20.800 like I was giving their names of people that live 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.120 in my neighborhood. I'm like, this guy came to my 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.559 house for a half a bag of ice. He came 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.800 within five minutes this morning, the day after I said 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.240 last week, the day after Thanksgiving, I had a pie 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:30.640 and I had four loose potatoes. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.200 I put it up. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:32.920 It was they were out of the house before Jared 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:36.560 woke up. Like, I'm using the buy nothing big time. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:37.080 Baby. 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.280 I love it. I mean, it makes me just feel 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:40.960 good to not throw things away. I think to like 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.000 know someone else is getting good use out of it, 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:44.840 so it's really it's really for me. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.280 Yeah no, I mean if the half bag of ice 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.679 is wasted, you know, it really is. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.000 So the half bag of ice not as much. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.080 But I was like, hey, anyone having a party soon, 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:56.760 Like I've got a half a bag of like that 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.199 big bags of ice, you know, but you know you're 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:01.160 just helping neighbors. 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:04.360 You're just doing doing the uh mister rogers of it all? 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:09.800 Yeah, but yeah, I Christmas Eve, I don't know. I imagine 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:12.160 when this episode comes out, I'll be frantically wrapping a 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.960 bunch of shit I ordered from Amazon for my children. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:16.680 Wait do you know yet? 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.920 Or but for them it's easy because they want so 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.600 many things, right or it's okay. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.000 So easy, like the only problem will be like don't 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.560 order too much. Like I sometimes I'm like, is that enough? 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:28.720 Like you know, it's like you want the bottom of 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:33.000 the tree to look like big and like like impressive 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:34.880 when they come out, But it's like we're doing it here. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.680 It's not like they're getting a bunch of different presents 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.120 from different family members and stuff, so it's like they 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.600 don't really need more than four gifts each, like they 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.319 have so much shit, but I'm probably gonna get more, 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:45.960 you know, but I want to get in books and 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.120 like stuff like I'll get them some like used stuff 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:48.839 probably that they. 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:49.920 Won't notice is used. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:53.520 And then a couple of nice things from the Amazon catalog. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.560 The only thing Oscar keeps talking about, which I haven't 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.320 even looked at the catalog, is a unicorn that shoots comfetti. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:13:59.920 He's like, I want that, That's all I want. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:01.960 Santa better bring me this unicorn that shoots cood putty 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:05.599 like he's obsessed. So hopefully that's in the catalog and 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.920 easy to find. Unlike the dinosaur that shoots toys out 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:10.480 of its mouth, which was what Rosi asked for two 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.320 Christmases ago and is not a real thing. It's like 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.880 a thing she invented in her mind and I had 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.760 to find something that fitted, but I did. 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:22.000 Anyway, I know, I wish we can, like you know, 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:23.720 I'm gonna have to wait a long time to know 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:25.840 how it all goes goes down. I mean, are you 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.200 excited to do an La Christmas? Are you going to 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:31.000 the show the next day? We were going to the 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:34.120 puppet show earlier in the month. But I am really 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.920 excited for Christmas in La. Like people leave town. There's 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.520 no traffic, the weather's nice. We're taking the kids to 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:45.080 some huge like light bright installation that's happening. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.680 Did you do light bright when you were a kid? 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:50.800 No, Well, the kids like love that, Like a lot 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:53.480 of kids museums now have like light bright esque shit, 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:55.560 and so there's some big thing in Santa Monica. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.560 I want to take them to the long Beach Canals 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:57.960 if you can. 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:59.680 You can like go on these canals and look at 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.440 all these lights that people do. I keep seeing these 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:05.840 tiktoks of like the best La light displays, and like 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.800 some of the neighborhoods are like hour an hour away, 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.320 but I'm gonna try to find one that's closer and 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.280 like take them on a little light thing. I don't 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:16.360 know what else, but it's gonna be a long ass break, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.120 so we'll see. I'm probably gonna go. But my in 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:23.040 laws are coming also for a week, so oh they are, yeah, exciting. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:27.400 Here Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus. My you know, 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.120 my kids call their grandfather Vanilla for no reason. They 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.720 just started calling him Vanilla. So they're just like Oh 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.320 my god, Grammy and Vanilla are coming. We're so excited. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.200 It's like Oscar started doing it one day on FaceTime 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.240 out of nowhere. He's like, hi, Vanilla. The only thing 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.160 I can think of is my father in law has 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.320 white hair. Maybe it like looks like Vanilla ice cream. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.480 Like I don't know why doesn't, but it was just 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.120 like a grown man with a full life, and suddenly 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.320 now you're Vanilla. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:55.480 Are not wild? Yeah yeah, Vanilla. 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:59.480 So Grammy and Vanilla will be in town, and I'm 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:03.200 excited to not have to fly and like go anywhere, 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:07.120 but like I'll miss my fan but like you know, it's, uh, 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.200 this is kind of we do every other year back East, 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.480 and then every other year everybody kind of scatters to 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.240 their people. So I think, like my sister will be 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.000 in New Jersey and my brother will be in Ohio 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:17.080 and YadA YadA. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.360 But uh yeah, oh that makes sense. 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.760 Yeah yeah, and like because sometimes they'll strawitch it up 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:28.000 with with like Thanksgiving and stuff. But I can't see 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.560 myself really ever traveling for Thanksgiving. Like you said, three 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.680 days is perfect and that's just not that's just like 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.720 too much to do with the like four of us, 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:39.520 especially with the airlines killing us on flights. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.120 But let's uh, you know, off of this. 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.200 I think it's funny by the way that we are 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.760 doing this episode game like right at Christmas when people 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.640 are probably giving like tons of video games to people 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.000 like and it's like the biggest time of the year. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:55.200 I feel like for gamers to. 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:56.960 Like get games, but a lot of people do like 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.400 games where they're a little elf and they're like, you know, 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:03.520 achieving dreams in the forest. Not everyone is shooting them. 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:09.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure achieving dream Rosie's 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:12.760 like already getting into Minecraft and I like want to die, 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:16.959 But I guess they're actually just like architecture. Yeah, and 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:19.879 it's it's educational Minecraft, Like they let them play it 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:21.840 at school for like three minutes at the end of 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:24.560 the day because it's got it's got problem solving and 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.159 building and stuff. So I love For three months, I 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:29.160 was like, whatever, it's like for three minutes. Like they're 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.240 on the iPad total for forty five minutes a week, 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.639 so it's not thank you. Also, by the way, to 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:35.520 everybody who wrote to me asking me to read The 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:37.439 Anxious Generation, I already have. 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:38.480 I already have it. 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.240 And I'm already I've already forming my plan for my 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:42.880 children's getting my children phones. 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.639 So what does it say that you're gonna do? Like 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:47.520 what did you learn or like or. 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.320 Well, I'm I'm pretty close to the beginning of the book. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:53.679 But the main things, the main takeaways were no phones 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:57.360 until freshman year, no phones until ninth grade. You can 0:17:57.400 --> 0:17:59.800 before that do flip phones or little watches that text 0:17:59.920 --> 0:18:01.919 or whatever, but like nothing that gets on the internet 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:06.240 before ninth grade. And then no social media till sixteen, which, 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:09.360 by the way, Australia just outlawed social media under sixteen. 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:14.360 No phones in school. And there's like one more. 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:16.440 Thing that I always forget that's like the big takeaway, 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:18.879 but it's pretty much all stuff that could be easily 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:20.760 done if all parents just did it. Like if people 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.719 just didn't give their kids a phone when they were seven, 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:26.120