WEBVTT - Off the Grid Diary, Vol #2 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.440 Hello, it's saw us on the road side by the way, guys, 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:07.320 And by guys, I mean Diamond, Andrew, Josh and myself. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:11.920 Our last episode did pretty well. People like having content 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:16.279 when the show's off the air. Yeah, so this is 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:18.280 gonna sound. We were in a car. We're actually driving 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:22.239 to Bozeman, Montana. We stayed in Gardner last night, which 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.919 was amazing and we had a really good time. It 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:26.160 ever got hammered and Diamond, how are you feeling today? 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:29.920 I'm not well. Please pray for me. 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.720 I'm in the back of the car and I can't 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:33.560 even hear what she just said. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.840 Oh, I said, I'm not well. I'm not well. Thoughts 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:37.960 and prayers I need them. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:39.879 Earlier today she said, this is the worst day of 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:40.320 her life. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.400 Absolutely top five without a. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.400 Doubts, which just makes you think you have had a 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.200 wonderful life and I'm so happy for you. Ye yeah, 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.120 but we okay, last time we checked in, what were 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:55.160 we doing? It was after Whitewater rafting, Yes, right, Since 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.200 then we did Yellowstone the whole next day. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:00.000 That was really cool. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:06.200 Yes, yes, yellow Yeah, and a bear. 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:11.039 Oh yeah, we saw a bear. And then yesterday we 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.840 did our own little jaunt through Yellowstone and we saw 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:19.120 Tower Falls and we saw Lamar Valley and it was 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:21.039 really cool. And then we came to Gardener where there 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.320 was a massive flood and it like wiped the entire 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.480 towel out and they were stuck. They didn't have any 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:27.039 access to this place for a really long time, but 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:30.800 now they do and it's beautiful. So come to Gardner, Montana. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.160 Diamond's handling the mic in the front. I'm handling the 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.080 mic in the back seat because we are driving while 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:36.600 we do this, So I'm gonna hand it off to 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.440 Josh first so Josh can give us his thoughts on 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.920 how things have been going, because he's leaving us and 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:42.040 we're really mad. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:48.760 Okay, well, yesterday was fun, a lot of buffalo. My 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:55.640 favorite part was when Gandhi reprimanded some tourists for getting 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:57.640 a little too close to the animals. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.760 Okay, so first they were living my dream, so it 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.160 made me mad. But they told us so many times, 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:07.120 do not touch the animals, do not feed the animals. 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.240 And it's not because they're even oh look, elk, there 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.600 they go. Oh my god, there's so many holy crap, sorry, 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:20.840 there were like hundreds. Anyways, they say that when people 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.840 touch the animals. One, if you know, you get hurt, 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.560 it's just a problem for everybody. But two, if you 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.519 feed the animals, then they become accustomed to humans giving 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.560 them food. Then a bear or whatever will approach humans. 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:34.839 Then it's a problem animal. And the animal gets killed 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:36.760 because you wanted to feed it, and that's fucked up. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.000 And we watched all of these videos about what can 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.760 happen to you with like bison, and they said at 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:46.320 least thirty five yards from a bison, and a fence 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.520 doesn't matter because they can jump over a fence, like 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.919 standing a six foot fence. They can just jump over like. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.919 The big charge at the people. 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:56.880 I was low key hoping that we were going to 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:58.200 see that, which is why I was recording it. But 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.720 these idiots had pulled over and they were, i mean 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:06.840 armed length away from these bison, trying to take pictures 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.360 and do stupid shit. So I got annoyed and I 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.760 was like, get back in your cars, dumbmasses. I wanted 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:12.359 to post the video, but I sound like a little kids, 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:12.840 so I'm. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:13.080 Not going to. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:15.639 What did you yell at them? 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:19.160 It's like you're back in your car, dumbasses. It's very 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.200 it's sounded silly. What are you pointing out, Josh? What 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.040 is that red? 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:26.280 What is that? I wish our tour guy Gypsy was here. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.359 Oh yeah, okay, So we have to say thanks also 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:35.160 to Delaware North Yellowstone Vacations, so yellows on vacations dot com. 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.240 They've made this trip incredible and they introduced us to 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.680 the coolest guide ever. His name's Gypsy. He travels the 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:47.760 world trying hot dogs. It's just awesome. He took us 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.680 everywhere we wanted to go, like he found the best places. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.800 He found the bear diamond. How'd you feel about the bear? 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.480 I loved it. I loved the experience. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:57.560 I didn't think that I would ever see a bear, 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:03.440 but I was happy about it. Very far away, Thank 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:06.200 the Lord, because I don't know, you know, I think 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:09.360 the bears can sense that you're a lunatic and scared, 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.040 and he would have sensed that if. 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:11.800 He was closer to me. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:18.599 Gypsy used this like telescope that connects to your phone, 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.599 so we were able to look and watch the bear 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.160 up close, but from far away, if that makes any sense. 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:24.680 Ten out. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.520 It's an experience. Very happy about it, but that wasn't 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.159 my favorite part. You want to know my favorite part. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:30.960 Yeah, it was. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:34.719 When this lady was saying that she saw grizly bear. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.719 What was Andrew calling. 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:40.200 You do it? 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.960 Hey, there's two grizzlies behind you. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:44.960 Look where are you look? 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.160 I was like, no, that's not grizzlies, Like, no, it 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:48.800 is st. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.839 You'l are tour guide to get her to him to 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.520 look over and help her turn around. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.520 Look over there there's two of them. They're with their cubs. 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:02.320 No, methany, that was not. That was period four gipsy. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.720 He actually took his telescope, he turned around, he looked 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.200 at it. He was like, man, that is an elk. No, 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.159 it's not, it's a bear. I can see it. She 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.040 had these like tiny little binoculars, looked like they came 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.680 out of a cereal box. And she was swearing up 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:15.480 and down as she saw a grizzly bear and it's 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.640 two cubs, And of course terrified all of us because 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.200 as we were looking in the one direction of the 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.160 one bear that was a cinnamon black bear, she's telling 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:26.480 us there's a mom in cubs behind us. So we're like, 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:30.080 ohh where, Oh my god. That was really fun, I think, 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:32.080 and I would love to know from all of you. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.480 My favorite part of the trip. It's really hard to say, 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:39.000 but I had an amazing time looking at the stars. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:43.479 Because so I'll let I'll let Josh start and then 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:44.960 I'll fill in when he's well. 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:46.520 We're the only two that can kind of talk about it, 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:50.360 since Diamond and Andrew didn't actually go look at stars. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.240 Damn right, why didn't you guys go? 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.920 I was very tired. I've been driving, and I just 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:56.839 wanted to go to sleep. 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.479 Diamond, I just wasn't going back into a park with 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.240 wild animals in the middle of the night. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:03.080 It wasn't happening. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.960 I think you would do a better job of articulating 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:10.599 the horrible decision we kind of made, like just going 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.360 into the park with no service. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:16.880 Yeah, okay, So I am obsessed with stars. I want 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:18.800 to share with them all the time. They said that 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.599 out here you're gonna see stars like you've never seen before, 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.120 which they told us at Sequoia National Park, And when 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.640 we saw them there, I was so blown away that 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.719 I'm like, oh, let's go check it out. When I 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.599 tell you out here it was like Sequoia at times 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.279 ten it was insane. So Josh and I decided would 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.880 be a great idea to get in the car and 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:43.080 drive back into Yellowstone in the pitch black, where we 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:44.359 forgot we had no service. 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.160 The first time anyone drove on the trip. Besides Andrew, 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:48.560 Josh was driving. 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:50.200 By the way, Josh has glasses. Not sure that he 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.800 should be driving at night. That's something we'll talk about later. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.320 We drove back into the park and he told us Gypsy, 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.520 our guide, had told us where to go. He also said, 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.760 keep in mind there is a bear in the area 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.520 and other animals. There are wolves, There's all kinds of stuff. 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:10.360 So Josh and I go to where we thought we 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.760 were supposed to go and realize we were nowhere near 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:14.120 where we were supposed to be. We were kind of 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.280 lost just driving back and forth, so we just said, effet, 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:20.560 we pull over. We're watching the stars. They were insane. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.120 We saw shooting stars. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.320 We also smell like smoked meats because we had barbecue, 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.960 so any like animal around would probably like smell like 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:31.440 brisk good. 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.360 Or human or fear like all the things. So Josh 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.440 and I went out there. We had no service, We 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:40.040 had nothing like it was. It was a little scary, 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.600 and then we decided we're gonna stay in the car, right, 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.800 We're not gonna be stupid and get out of the car. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.080 But when you roll down the window and looked at 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:50.920 the sky, it looks so nice. So we got out 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.800 of the car and we climbed onto the roof of 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:55.920 the rental car and we were just laying there staring 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:57.800 at the stars, taking some amazing pictures by the way, 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.560 which are posted at the. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.120 Alarm went off. The car alarm went off. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.320 And as we're out there, also as we're on the 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.800 way in, all we see is people leaving. Everyone's heading 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.000 the other direction. So we were like, is there anybody 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.640 in this park right now? Or is it only us? 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.520 And it looks like in every horror movie when the 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.640 two people go out to do something and they get murdered. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.040 So I was like, well, as long as we're not 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:20.280 having sex, I think we're safe. If we do that, 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:24.080 we're definitely gonna die. But Josh goes again, well I 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.000 don't know what he was doing, and he set off 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:30.320 the car alarm. You know how he screamed. He was like, 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:33.679 he couldn't figure out how to shut it off. We 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.160 couldn't figure out how he turned it on. We're in 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:36.320 the middle of this park, and I was like, great, 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:42.960 now any chance of us being like hankinsick. That's bad. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.319 But we had a really good time and we made 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:45.720 it back. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:47.960 I liked your question too. On the way out, we 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:51.280 were gonna maybe find another spot, and we saw down 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:53.800 a dry the riverside drive it's called there was another 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.480 pickup truck park there and God, he was like, now 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.400 do we pull up beside them and that makes us 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:01.680 safe because we're with some Winnills or those the people 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.280 that are gonna murder And I didn't. I just don't 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:04.920 know what the answer is. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:06.760 Josh was like, definitely murder us. We're getting the fuck 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:08.840 out of here. But we were there for I mean 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.840 maybe like an hour hour and a half ish, and 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:13.400 it was awesome and I would highly recommend doing it 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.640 with if you come out here, do it. I would 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.480 definitely say do it with at least four people. Because 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:20.960 when the two of us were laying on top of 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:27.080 that car, Josh had a swan and screamed it was ridiculous. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.440 What was that? It definitely was a bear. I was like, 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.520 it definitely wasn't a bear. But we were thinking how 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:33.800 awesome it would have been. If you guys would have 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:35.000 been there, one because you would have been able to 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.640 see it, but two, when it's only two people and 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:41.360 you're both staring up, you know, things could come from 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:42.920 the side. And we did not sure, which was a 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.319 really good idea because we would have died in the 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:45.920 middle of the park. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:46.560 Absolutely. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:47.920 Yeah. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.640 Wow. I thought that you guys weren't gonna come back. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.840 If I'm being quite honest, I was like, when I 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.280 was showering, I was like, oh my god, this is 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:58.000 like how a Nightline episode starts. Like all I'm imagining 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.480 is that they go in they don't come back out, 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:02.800 like nope. I was thinking they're gonna shroom, They're gonna 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.480 get lost, Like I know I have Gandhi's location, but 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.520 I don't know, Like how am I gonna tell Priya? 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:09.520 I don't know. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:11.839 I was panicking a little bit, but I mean, my 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:13.800 sorrows quickly and went away. This minute my head hit 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:14.160 the pillow. 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:14.440 Yeah. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.160 I kind of felt that way too, And I felt 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.960 like Gypsy was now a character in the movie and 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:20.559 he was gonna have to come in and save us 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:21.319 in the third act. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.280 Oh my god. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.280 But he probably ends up getting eaten by the bear 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.360 that he took a picture of earlier in the day 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.200 and it went in dramatically for him. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:34.600 Loveyjse was awesome. I'm learning a lot about like everybody 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.600 obviously on this trip, we all know each other pretty well, 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:42.640 but you're learning about sleep, habits, food, habits, fears. Josh 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.920 most I feel like he he looks at a lot 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.880 of his day, or like scenarios as movies, and which 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.320 part of the movie we're in. Is it the first act, 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.520 second act or play? I guess which part is this? 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:57.400 Who is this character? How's this person gonna die? It's 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:58.120 pretty fascinating. 0:10:58.240 --> 0:10:59.959 I do this thing every time I board a play. 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.920 I don't look at people and learn them because I 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:04.960 don't want this to be the opening scene to a 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:08.760 disastrous plane crash movie. Oh God, Like all the characters 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.760 are being established as you're boarding the plane, like the 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:14.160 so I just like keep my head down and I 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:15.439 don't pay attention to anyone. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.400 Yeah, that was a highlight. It sounds like it was crazy, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.680 but it was a highlight. I will say it was 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.640 equal parts beautiful and fascinating and incredible. And it's hard 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.200 to explain to anybody if you haven't seen it, but 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:29.120 It was just amazing and terrifying. It was very I 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.719 was very scared the entire time, and also knowing that 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.000 Josh was just as scared, I was like, oh, damn. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.079 It, I'm not protecting you. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:40.360 Yeah, he just said that repeatedly. Remember we've talked about like, 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.960 in case something crazy happened at work, who do we 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.040 think are the people who would protect us? And people 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.400 all picked Josh, and Josh was like, absolutely not. I'm 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.760 not helping a goddamn one of you if something goes on. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:53.120 He's just big for nothing, nothing. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:55.640 A waste of space, waste I. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.120 Would protect for sure. Ha got him. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.199 Yeah, he definitely would. Also, that's just very mean to Andrew. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:05.960 And Andrew is very loving and caring about it. Now, 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.160 what what do you mean what you. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:08.880 Need all the time? 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.040 Yeah, oh I have texts, I have the receipts. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:14.679 You really want me to pull them up? 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:19.360 They're called jokes haha, laugh, funny. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:21.520 I'm sorry that you can't take the joke. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.679 He called me fag yesterday and said I too much 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.439 processed smoked a jerky on this trip. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.000 Well, not gonna lie. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.240 Every time I've seen you on this trip, you've been 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.720 carrying some type of cured meat. There's like here's like 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:37.960 a you'resome cowboy just coming from like the merchant or 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:41.439 something like here's my carried meat selection. Like I just 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.360 did have expect you to open up your jacket and 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.920 just have like here's elk, here's bison. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.839 What are you looking for? There's a lot of beef 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:49.319 in this stage, and there. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.439 Is a lot of beef, and you've consumed more than 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:51.800 half of it. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:52.199 I'm sure. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:56.320 Jerky very concerned about his daily sodium intake. He said 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.840 he thought it was past one of these bags of 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.559 whatever it is that he's eating with, like past his 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:01.960 daily maximum of sodium. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.240 Well, yeah, one serving was like forty percent of your 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.320 daily allowance of sodium. And I ate the entire bag 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:07.600 and they were like five servings in it. 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.920 Yeah, I mean that's was that after the first day 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:12.200 when you became mudpots. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.400 Oh, we didn't talk about the mudpots. We got a 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:15.640 couple of mudpots in here. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:20.120 Diamond, Oh, go for it, don't worry about I heard 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:21.400 Diamond fart on this trip. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.559 Is this the first time you've heard me far holay? 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:25.319 Good for you. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:28.839 The last Babes won't be the last time you hear 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:29.360 me fart. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.480 So one of the things that we saw on Yellowstone, 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.880 they're called mudpots. It's like what do they call them, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:41.880 like fumerole springs or something, spelts that give off sulfur 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.920 and all these different gases, and they smell terrible. They 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:48.040 smell like farts. I actually was expecting it to be 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:49.720 much worse as I was expecting it to be like 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:52.480 the porta Potti that I went into and busted out 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.920 of immediately almost puked. I didn't think it was as 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:57.280 bad because there's a little bit of a chemical smell 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:00.760 to it, just kind of strange, but it wasn't as 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:04.280 like offensive to my nostrils. However, I told us to 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.800 use the bathrooms before we got there because they were 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:10.640 going to be disgusting. And the bathrooms before we got 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.200 there were a disgusting It was a worse smell. Did 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.200 you guys, Did you guys use them at the beach? 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:20.600 Yes, they were the nastiest smelling bathrooms I've ever been 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:21.400 to in my life. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:22.480 And Gypsy love you. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.680 But you said, oh my god, you're gonna like go 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.520 to use those because like you'll get. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.360 Hint of pine and it'll be fine. It was not 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.280 pine that was straight up diarrhea. 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:33.560 Diarrhea. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.440 There's a park ranger in there too, working on a 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.120 urinal and yeah, I felt bad for me. You probably 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.360 to be in there for like hours fixing this like toilet. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.560 I was like, he's probably new, and that's like the 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.080 job they give you when you start. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:48.960 I will say I have massive respect for park rangers, 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.920 especially just everything that they have to do, everything that 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:55.480 they know, they have so much information, but also the 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:58.040 idiots that they have to look out for constantly who 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.000 are trying to touch a bison and then they get hurt. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:03.160 And then these park rangers, because Yellowstone is massive, they 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.360 have to go out and find them, bring them back, 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.280 take care of them when you know you want they 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:08.320 want to push them off a cliff. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:10.640 Shout out to Caitlin too, who we met last night. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.200 She works at the parks. 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.160 She was telling us how some people are just I 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.120 don't know, the worst humans effort. 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:20.760 They all say that, and do we already talk about 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.040 how I'm a junior ranger now. 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:24.960 Guys, Oh lord, here we go, here we go. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.120 I got the stamp, I wore the vest, I have 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:29.720 the hat. Well, I wore the hat. But we told 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.520 Gypsy because I guess you actually can be a junior 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.080 park ranger. All I did was clear buffalo from the road, 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.920 as instructed to do from inside a vehicle. I got 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:39.480 to stick my arm out bang on the vehicle. They moved. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:39.920 It was great. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.640 So now I'm a junior ranger and it was amazing. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.760 But the park rangers here really do a lot and 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.040 we love them. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.640 Yeah, Josh make his elkinoise again like he did at dinner. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.080 Okay, also last night everybody got very hammered at dinner 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:57.360 and pretty much for the entire night. Josh was lit 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:02.520 do it. 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.400 I don't know what, but that is not what you 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.920 did last night. This is the remix because of what 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:10.400 the does that? 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:11.320 What was it like. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:20.920 In the crowded restaurant? Everyone turned around and just was like, huh. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.800 Honestly they were turning around in all you too. You 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.960 guys were talking way too loud that entire meal. 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:30.400 Oh what was consumed yesterday? A bottle of brown whiskey? 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:34.600 Did all of the huckleberry was a vodka? All that 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:38.360 bottle was gone? Three bottles of wine? What did you 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:39.440 guys get at the liquor store? 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:41.880 Something that I'll never get again? 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:48.120 Some Jamison something Diamond will never get again. A can. 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.040 You guys got a hat? Shut up? 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:56.000 Shut up about the hat. Andrew put this hat on 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:59.240 my head and then we were walking around paid for everything. 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:00.920 We walked up the store and that was still in 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.080 my head. I stole it, but we had time to 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:05.160 turn around and go back in, and Andrew shuffled me away. 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:09.960 Of course, Andrew again, I was, I think we're just 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:14.560 walking around town with open containers in a strange land, 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:16.879 you know, like the sheriff could come by and like 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.880 lock us up and no one cares. 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:23.480 Is that a second act thing? Third act? 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:26.760 Josh was very concerned about us getting locked up in Montana, 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:28.960 like gets locked up abroad. You guys, we don't know 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.680 anybody here. What are we gonna do? Oh my god, 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:33.520 we need to put these away. Let's go sit somewhere. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.639 But we also I had a lot of fun with 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:39.880 you guys doing the thirty six question game, even though 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.760 we only got through like half of them. There is 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.639 this thing I don't even know if you call it 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:47.439 a game, like an exercise, it's it's from psychologists. They 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:50.680 say if you are dating someone or even friends with somebody, 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:52.760 and you go through all thirty six of these questions. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.000