WEBVTT - BONUS: Squashing Rumors

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the bonus episode of Give Them

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<v Speaker 1>a La podcast Reminder. Regular episodes air every Wednesday, with

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<v Speaker 1>Mondays are always the bonus and audio and video come

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<v Speaker 1>out the exact same date.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome, good job. That was like trem shoes and.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? And make sure on YouTube you subscribe,

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<v Speaker 2>Nice comments only just kidding, We don't.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Sometimes I like the mean ones because it keeps

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<v Speaker 1>me humble.

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<v Speaker 2>So one said Jessica, I love you, but your voice

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<v Speaker 2>is like your voice makes my ears bleed. That was

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<v Speaker 2>a new I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it is nice because I'm feeling myself pretty

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<v Speaker 1>hardcore every single day that when a mean one comes

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm like, you know what. I needed to hear

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<v Speaker 1>that because my head was getting a little too big today,

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<v Speaker 1>a little air honey. So in honor of I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say an honor well, Kate Middleton has reappeared

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure a lot of people are sitting here going,

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<v Speaker 1>oh fuck, I should not have posted what I posted,

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<v Speaker 1>eating their word, eating their words. The Kim Kardashians of

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Whatever, she came out saying that she's been

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<v Speaker 1>battling cancer and we're sending her all of our love

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<v Speaker 1>and prayers. Not that she gives one, damn, but maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she does because she's a good human. But it got

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<v Speaker 1>me thinking, Actually it got producer Stacy thinking, I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>claim this idea. But we got an email and we

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<v Speaker 1>always have a topic of each Bonus episode, and for

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<v Speaker 1>a second there, I was like, at the beginning of

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<v Speaker 1>every month, the first Monday, we're gonna recap an og

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<v Speaker 1>episode of vander pump roles. I have to be honest

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<v Speaker 1>kind of over it. I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I love about this podcast is you can

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<v Speaker 2>just change it. Yeah, we can just go eh and

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<v Speaker 2>guess what if you guys are desperate for La La

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<v Speaker 2>to la la, Like I said that, then let us

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<v Speaker 2>know in the DMS and I'll let her know and

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<v Speaker 2>she can decide from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But right now, I'm just really enjoying how we've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing it. I'm like, I am kind of vander

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<v Speaker 1>pumped out for a moment for a while. Actually, so

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<v Speaker 1>go for it. Jess read what the topic of this

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<v Speaker 1>week's Boner episode is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, it's best slash worst rumor you've heard about yourself. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>obviously you mentioned the Kate Middleton thing, and in case

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<v Speaker 2>any of you have been living under a rock, like

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<v Speaker 2>Lala would say, they just so she came out saying

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<v Speaker 2>she's battling with cancer, but there were conspiracy theories, people

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<v Speaker 2>like they people tore her down. And you mentioned this,

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<v Speaker 2>but can you repeat here kind of what your mom

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<v Speaker 2>said about Kate and this whole thing, just to kind

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<v Speaker 2>of set us up about why we're talking about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I was wondering, like I don't understand why

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a big deal for her to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>go missing for a moment, Like people don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>explain every detail of their lives and if they need

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<v Speaker 1>to fall off the grid for a moment, like they

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<v Speaker 1>deserve to do that. And she was like, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to understand it's different. In the UK. This is generations

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<v Speaker 1>upon generations of the same family. In this what is

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<v Speaker 1>it a monarchy And so these people really feel safe

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<v Speaker 1>and trust this family. So when they hear that the

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<v Speaker 1>princess who will soon be taking over as queen and

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<v Speaker 1>running things has disappeared, they start feeling very scared. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what does this mean for the future of the UK?

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<v Speaker 1>They start shaking in their boots, right, I start shaking

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<v Speaker 1>in my boots over here when I see Donald Trump

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<v Speaker 1>like parading as Ronald Trump, and I'm like, holy fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>But at least I know his son won't be taking

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<v Speaker 1>over next you know where he's just no. But really, like,

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if there was like no getting rid of him

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<v Speaker 1>until he croaked, and then it was like, oh and

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<v Speaker 1>then we get his son, lovely and then we get

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<v Speaker 1>his son no, you know, but this is like a

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<v Speaker 1>legitimate family who really does an impeccable job. Like Princess

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<v Speaker 1>Diana when she passed away, it was like the country

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<v Speaker 1>mourned at the deepest level. I haven't been alive when

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<v Speaker 1>like the country has mourned, Like maybe jfk M. Wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>he like fucking Marilyn Monroe allegedly allegedly. I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like the United Kingdom just has their shit together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed like very soft. Maybe it's the accent that

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<v Speaker 1>makes them seem like they've got it together. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been banentering for five minutes out why this was

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal. In other words, my mom said, the

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<v Speaker 1>people have entrusted all their trust. All the trust has

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<v Speaker 1>been entrusted. Okay, they're tripping the future. Queen has gone

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<v Speaker 1>m I A and she's fabulous and the people love her.

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<v Speaker 1>Well now we know why.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now we know why. So anyone who came out

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<v Speaker 2>with your stupid, little harsh theories, goodbye. I hope you

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<v Speaker 2>learned your lesson, asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's ever gonna learn to the next one. They

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<v Speaker 1>really will. It's fine, it's whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so that brings us to yes the prompt. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>so best worst rumor you've heard about yourself. Now, I

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<v Speaker 2>really am excited for you to get into years, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's obvious you're going to have the most

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I don't even only have one.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was a rumor I heard about myself in

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<v Speaker 4>I think I was like seventh or eighth grade, and

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<v Speaker 4>people said that I cut a pocket out and would

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<v Speaker 4>play with myself and that was fine, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe this is a good idea, you know, like, Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 4>if it's a rumor, maybe I'll just make it true

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<v Speaker 4>that somebody who just didn't like me.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys did not did we not talk about this?

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<v Speaker 2>On the podcast? Some girl cut her guy who was like,

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<v Speaker 2>wear your least favorite pair of jeans. He cuts the

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<v Speaker 2>pockets out and she was like, what the fuck? And

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<v Speaker 2>then at dinner he did a little finger action and

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, is didn't we talk about this?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we did. It's reading. It is a genius idea.

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<v Speaker 2>So good for you.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I didn't really do it, but I'm thinking maybe,

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<v Speaker 4>like it is, it's in the cards.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that maybe on the plane. Look, that was

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<v Speaker 3>a rumor that I heard about myself, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fun. Okay, right, okay, that's a good one. So

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<v Speaker 2>I I have had zero rumors made up about me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think anyone really cares that much. Except there

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<v Speaker 2>was a rumor in I was when I was ten

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<v Speaker 2>years old that I had gotten cast for limited To magazine,

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<v Speaker 2>like as a child model, and that I would be

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<v Speaker 2>modeling in the magazine. And it took off a little.

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<v Speaker 2>But I started that rumor, so that was something, and

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<v Speaker 2>I started it in school and then it passed. It

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<v Speaker 2>made people pass it around because I thought how cool

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<v Speaker 2>it would be. I'd always look at my limited to catalog,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I would love to be modeled

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<v Speaker 2>you guys, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was, that's less of a rumor and more of you're

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<v Speaker 1>a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>But I started it, and I told the girl in

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<v Speaker 2>fifth grade who I knew would tell everyone. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what, no carrier, So but let's now

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<v Speaker 2>talk about you because I feel like you have some

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<v Speaker 2>good ones to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I feel like the first one that did we

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<v Speaker 1>ask our friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh we have so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So the first one I thought about was that

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<v Speaker 1>I hooked up with Jack's Taylor. Oh that was the

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<v Speaker 1>first one. Okay, that never happened. If you remember season like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's still talked about that, like I've hooked up with

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<v Speaker 1>him and I'm letting you know it never happened. Was

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<v Speaker 1>there flirting? For sure? I may have asked him to

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<v Speaker 1>come over, like when I was wasted, and I'm thrilled

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<v Speaker 1>he did not.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you make out with him or anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Never? Oh? Never? And season four, I'm at a bar

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<v Speaker 1>with it's me. We're at a high top table. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember vividly outside me, Jack's Kristen and Shena and I

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<v Speaker 1>had my hand on his leg and I was rubbing

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<v Speaker 1>his leg, but everyone wanted to I jerking him off, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>which of course I fed into that. Of course I

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<v Speaker 1>fed into that, right, And we leave together, but we

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<v Speaker 1>never went home together. I had my boyfriend slash not

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend at the time, pick me up and ended up

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<v Speaker 1>having sex with him as we drove a moving vehicle on.

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<v Speaker 2>A frame with season four.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes wow, and how like now thinking of out, Like

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<v Speaker 1>in my silber state of mind, if someone were like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's have sex while I drive, my brain is immediately

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<v Speaker 1>going to go one wrong move and we're through the windshields. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not this lala. This lala was like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta over there. He's on gas and break, you're

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<v Speaker 3>on wheel. You gotta get that together.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine you gotta get that together?

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<v Speaker 3>To come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up?

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<v Speaker 3>There's there's shaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine because I was holding onto the seat

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<v Speaker 1>and I was using holding onto the steering wheel, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be very unsafe.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta just lay the seat back, he does.

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<v Speaker 1>Spoiler alert, We did get home safe.

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<v Speaker 3>We can tell you're still here.

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<v Speaker 2>Come fact that.

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<v Speaker 3>You're reverse cowgirl baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Is up driving and he's using and also can you

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<v Speaker 2>imagine see that driving that driving by you, someone faced

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<v Speaker 2>the other way like I would die.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he had very tinted windows. But literally, that

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<v Speaker 1>was the rumor. They were like they left together, they

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<v Speaker 1>for sure hooked up. I never hooked up with him.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's one rumor. There's another rumor that I heard

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<v Speaker 1>about myself over the weekend from him. Okay, Amber, who

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<v Speaker 1>is who is the mother of my child's half sisters? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So she calls me and she's like, I ran into

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<v Speaker 1>this woman. She's the sister of this other girl. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to mention their names because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even want to draw attention to it. But it was wild.

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<v Speaker 1>So this girl was in the pageant game. It is

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<v Speaker 1>not Rachel Levis, Okay. She was like real pageant girl,

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<v Speaker 1>like won a title, a big one, okay. And she

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<v Speaker 1>claims that there was a time that me and my

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<v Speaker 1>x this girl, we had a tiny bit of a friendship.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna name the sister. We'll name the sister Caitlin,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll name the girl who's claiming that this happened, Ashley.

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<v Speaker 1>So Caitlyn's talking to Amber and she's like, oh, you know, Lala,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, my sister Ashley was like tore into by

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<v Speaker 1>La La in your ex. It was really bad. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>my sister refuses to speak to Laala anymore. And we

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<v Speaker 1>share a mutual friend. We'll name her Sarah. I've talked

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<v Speaker 1>to Sarah and she's like, Ashley doesn't want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you because you one followed her on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that tracks for this bitch. That definitely tracks. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what she's claiming happened that we were on

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<v Speaker 1>a set of a movie and I lost my mind

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<v Speaker 1>on her and my ex also lost his mind on her.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what actually happened. I'm on the set of

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<v Speaker 1>a movie. I'm with Sarah's ex that and did very badly. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Ashley starts texting everyone on the film, all the actors, saying,

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<v Speaker 1>don't film with him. We're filming a fucking movie and

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<v Speaker 1>it was booked before we even knew that this guy

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a piece of shit. So I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the trailer with another actress and she's like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna do? Are you being blown up by Ashley?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, this is wild, So of course

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<v Speaker 1>I tell my ex. I'm like Yo, she's making people

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<v Speaker 1>a little uncomfortable to film with this guy. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>gets winn that Ashley's doing this on behalf of her friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally understand, so I can't speak for what my

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<v Speaker 1>ex said to her. But she claims I lost my

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<v Speaker 1>mind on her, and she's going around telling people this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think her name carries some water. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting here thinking, you know, if you know me from

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<v Speaker 1>vander pump Roles, you're gonna be like that tracks that

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<v Speaker 1>Lala would lose her mind on you. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard that she's a little insane. She's fucking insane.

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<v Speaker 1>She never lost my mind on her.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn say nothing. It's she's saying you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>go up to her on set and were like she

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, she was d I mean people on behalf

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<v Speaker 1>of her friend who has done dirty And I get that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I never lost my mind on her. And my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Sarah said it's because you onto followed her on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that was years ago. She just happened

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<v Speaker 1>to notice now because she probably looked it up and

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<v Speaker 1>thought that I unfollowed her because of this. But honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at how many followers she had, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't really that interested in what she was doing. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll never fucking notice. And you guys know, I'm weird

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<v Speaker 1>about my followers. To following ratio, it has to stay

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<v Speaker 1>in alignment. She was the one person that I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really care about you that much. You're really pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>but all your pages is showing me that you're really pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, I know, you're really pretty. Yeah, you're also

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking nutcase. That never fucking happened you quack. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I was like Amber, She goes, were you drinking?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, because that's how I track out

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<v Speaker 1>my life and the timeline. I go, oh, this happened

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<v Speaker 1>when I was drinking, so it is it is plausible. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the jury has spoken and they're saying guilty. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I was not drinking at this point in time. I

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<v Speaker 1>was sober as it gets because I remember doing a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast about sobriety with one of the actors who had

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<v Speaker 1>been sober for a long time. But I'm like, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not was I drinking? Maybe there's other bits, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn we want names.

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<v Speaker 1>Just kidding. Really, she was a big pageant person.

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<v Speaker 3>If you were to say everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wo of course they would know her really or they

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<v Speaker 1>would know her. That's why I'm not going to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we don't give any more hints, then let's fucking

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<v Speaker 1>move on before I tell the.

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<v Speaker 3>Name right, give them a little two letters?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I did the story make any sense? It made

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<v Speaker 1>all the sense, but it's really hard when you can't

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<v Speaker 1>use actual name people.

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<v Speaker 4>I honestly was getting lost lost with Sarah, Ashley, Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who's anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Kaitlyn the sister of the crazy person named Ashley who's

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<v Speaker 1>starting the rumors, and Sarah is the go between mutual friend.

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<v Speaker 3>I remembered. I put it to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember being like, can you talk like? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that me on following her really made her like

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<v Speaker 1>set her off, like she blocked me on it. And

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<v Speaker 1>when Sarah came back, she's like, yeah, she's just really

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<v Speaker 1>not ready to talk to you, And I'm like, because no,

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<v Speaker 1>because apparently in her mind I freaked out at her.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's insane. I think she doesn't want to look

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<v Speaker 2>insane and be like she unfollowed me, so I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking to her you're pretty bitch, but you delulu as fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay that I will never run from someone further if

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<v Speaker 2>they come to me and say you unfollowed or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you are scary case.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I don't know what's scarier her just

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<v Speaker 1>admitting that I her thinking that I lost my mind

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<v Speaker 1>on her. I don't know. Moving on before I give

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<v Speaker 1>the name away.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you guys wrote in a lot of fun

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<v Speaker 2>rumors you've had about yourselves and not so fun this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I was told I had a really big and popular

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<v Speaker 2>only fans some ahole was using my face picks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's more than a rumor. This is this is

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<v Speaker 1>a deaf of character. Wait, what is it? Plagiarism?

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<v Speaker 2>Plagiarism? Oh my god, what if someone did that?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, by the way, me and my friend yeah in

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<v Speaker 1>junior high did that. No, we would catfish dudes with

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<v Speaker 1>your fun. No, with some hot bitch who like might

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<v Speaker 1>have been imporn. I don't know though. We just found

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<v Speaker 1>he around the internet. She was so hot and the

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<v Speaker 1>amount of men that slid into our dms And we

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<v Speaker 1>had no intention of like leaking up with these people.

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<v Speaker 1>We were just a bunch of kids. Growing up in

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<v Speaker 1>Utah bored. Most people were drinking alcohol. We were catfishing.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you catfishing guys from your high school? Or random guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Random guys?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the randomst of random'd you find them?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it like my Space?

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<v Speaker 1>It was on my Space with the hot girl's picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone was finding that hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>But also, like you guys were also hot at the

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<v Speaker 2>time too, So it was like we were only like thirteen,

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<v Speaker 2>you were kids.

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<v Speaker 1>We were children.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, never mind I said that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe in high school we were hitting different like

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen freshouted graduation, right, you know, hitting the bottle, we

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<v Speaker 1>get a little freaky and our bounce back and go No,

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<v Speaker 1>this was like thirteen year olds bored. Okay, As we drove,

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<v Speaker 1>as we drove the as we drove to junior high,

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<v Speaker 1>we cat wild drove. That's the wildest time of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we were when did you get the

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<v Speaker 1>most buck wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Menace?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay this one ooh that my husband had another child, crafing, crying,

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<v Speaker 2>laughing face, even though glad.

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<v Speaker 1>You can laugh about it now, even.

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<v Speaker 2>Though we had been together since we were fifteen. Well, also,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe get do that do that a twenty three meters.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be shocked if someone comes knocking on your door.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if someone said, like, your husband has

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<v Speaker 1>an other, Like where did you pull that from? That's

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<v Speaker 1>a very specific I don't know. I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean to freak you out, but like, just because you're

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<v Speaker 1>together since you were fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell them to name names because you're gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>DNA check. Well, yeah, yeah you should.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something and hopefully my mom doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>get upset. But in my grandma's will, me me my

0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:28.760
<v Speaker 1>mom's mom, she put if any illegitimate children appeared, they

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<v Speaker 1>get the sum of one penny.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he was in world he.

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<v Speaker 1>Was in he was served in three wars. She's no dummy,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh, fucking know what goes on out in

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<v Speaker 1>these streets. Wow, when you're at war, you know? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she made sure she covered her basis. So in my will,

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking covered my basis too.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't have a boyfriend that would be illegitimate

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<v Speaker 1>or that would be having illegitimate children, but you got it,

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<v Speaker 1>got to cover them, mom. Mom the other day goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a cross my eyes and dot my I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, so, now I want to just say that

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Cross my eyes and dot my teas got.

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<v Speaker 2>To you have to wise words from Lasia.

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<v Speaker 3>You must take it with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Okay, I had a fling with a

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<v Speaker 2>coworker that never happened. I would tell lol over ten

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. Have either of you ever had a fling

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<v Speaker 2>with a coworker? Well, you're coworker.

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<v Speaker 1>My coworking environment is a little different.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't. No, I don't think so either, which feels

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<v Speaker 2>weird for me. No. I was always like, in long

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<v Speaker 2>term relationships, even if I was attracted to someone I

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<v Speaker 2>worked with.

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<v Speaker 3>I might have had one.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you really?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so? Just one?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he feels comfortable now? Who wrote? Who wrote this question?

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<v Speaker 1>A girl? Yeah, obviously he's feeling comfortable.

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Who did you co work with?

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody? Somebod that lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we know the job, Jerry?

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<v Speaker 3>It was my previous job before moving out here.

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<v Speaker 2>No way? Yeah, Oh that's you'll have to give us

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<v Speaker 2>the tea after this.

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<v Speaker 1>They cohabitated their peeps. Wow. Touched privates, private privates, privates,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what that's what we call them. Private privates.

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<v Speaker 3>Bumping peeps. Yeah, private parts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what it means.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was that's where pea came from.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought it was too.

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<v Speaker 3>I like private parts.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're using it all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's bump our private parts.

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<v Speaker 2>That I was doing heroin in.

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<v Speaker 3>This is why that isn't there's something behind.

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<v Speaker 2>It that I was doing heroin in my high school

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom because an insulin needle was found.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh diabetic, Oh I have Kate Middleton taught us nothing

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<v Speaker 1>before you hear the full story.

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<v Speaker 3>Always keep that insolent on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, oh my god, oh this I mean if I

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<v Speaker 1>saw a needle, I'd like, immediately drug addicts, heroin.

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<v Speaker 2>User, heroin user, stay away from us.

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<v Speaker 3>At what grade?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know a heroin until like what I

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<v Speaker 1>know what I learned about heroin when they came to

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<v Speaker 1>teach us about the DARE program.

0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:35.640
<v Speaker 2>The DARE program which got many of us to try

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<v Speaker 2>our first drug.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, thank you rib that got me to be

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<v Speaker 1>like never never.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, they were like, well, it depends on

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<v Speaker 2>your teacher, because my teacher was like, and you know,

0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:52.600
<v Speaker 2>marijuana just gets your feeling relaxed. And I'm like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know, the third grade is no joke. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't relax.

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<v Speaker 3>Your teacher is just high all.

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<v Speaker 1>Day, really kicking my ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I think teacher to teach third graders, I think I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah in Syracuse, upstate New York, from finger Lakes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your teachers are high as.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun from finger Lakes, she said, somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>With no when she wore that. When she wore that sweatshirt,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, is this supposed to be? Is this

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<v Speaker 1>a real place or is it or I don't know, from.

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<v Speaker 2>The finger Lakes region. You know who knows, Dorinda knows.

0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:35.600
<v Speaker 2>I brought up where I was from, and Durnda's like,

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<v Speaker 2>she loved it. She's been there, she said.

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<v Speaker 1>I love finger Lakes.

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<v Speaker 2>I love her. So this one's dark and sad, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to bring it up. I began setting boundaries

0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:51.479
<v Speaker 2>with my family. They they the family started a rumor

0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:56.080
<v Speaker 2>in the family that she had relapsed because she started

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<v Speaker 2>setting boundaries.

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<v Speaker 1>Not my family, No, I just want the person to

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<v Speaker 1>know there's going to be a day where the universe

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<v Speaker 1>wreaks havoc upon them. So just sit and chill and

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<v Speaker 1>keep living your best sober life because when that day comes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm totally fine with you feeling peaceful and smiling when

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<v Speaker 1>all the ship in the world hits the fans. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to know why this is happening. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>little rumor. I think you may have heard it. You

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<v Speaker 1>may have heard it. What an asshole all those.

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<v Speaker 2>People, Because inter family rumors are the worst, because your family,

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<v Speaker 2>in my opinion, is supposed to protect you. They're supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be the ones that like, we know what's going

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<v Speaker 2>on inside, but the outside world will never hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Might I started the rumors? But the whole in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming from somewhere to home?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Is that I will speaking of that I kissed

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<v Speaker 2>my brother never happened, so brutal lo o l That

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<v Speaker 2>would be one of the worst rumors right from high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Worst.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh could you imagine if that was going around, like

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<v Speaker 4>you and your brother kiss I'd be like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be horrific.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be the worst fucking rumor ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember. Do you guys, remember any rumors from high school

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<v Speaker 2>that were started that you knew? Because I do. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like about people. You don't remember the rumors and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like that wasn't true. I know it wasn't true.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the rumors at school that were like the

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<v Speaker 1>big ones were like so and so's a slut.

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<v Speaker 4>Like so we all are like so and so is

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<v Speaker 4>having sex every day, and it's like, well, give her

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<v Speaker 4>my number comes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then there's this one. An entire stall in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming bathroom stall dedicated to ship talk. I won

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<v Speaker 2>number one horror in the high school. She did, crying,

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<v Speaker 2>laughing faces. First off, good for you for laughing about

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<v Speaker 2>that ship. Now that's bullying. Is bullying and disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to know what, I'm not excited for Ocean

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<v Speaker 3>to go to school anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be all up in there. I will be

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<v Speaker 1>all up, but I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the

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<v Speaker 1>mom that's like, are you mad that Ocean is captain? Still? Yo? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>go crey to your mom and tell her meet her

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<v Speaker 1>right here. I'll meet her right fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Here with big by the way, though, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Are her stats? I'm gonna need to.

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<v Speaker 2>Know weight loam marching through the high school halls. You

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<v Speaker 2>want to get popped? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>Ocean's so sweet. At Skyzone, she walked up to this

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<v Speaker 1>random girl and was like I lost my sweatshirts and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any friends, and the little girl took

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<v Speaker 1>her with her, helped her find her sweatshirt because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, shut sweatshirt. By the sweatshirt I love

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<v Speaker 1>so much.

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<v Speaker 2>She's so cute, and I don't have any friends and

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<v Speaker 2>I love my sweat shirt. I would be like, you're

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<v Speaker 2>coming home with me right now with me.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, my baby's gonna come out such a little

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<v Speaker 1>happy virgo all the laughing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, one last one.

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<v Speaker 1>Last one.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a good one because Lala and Lisa can

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<v Speaker 2>relate best rumor that my best friend and I were

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<v Speaker 2>a lesbian couple.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I have never heard that that about. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean we can relate your mom rumor?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess someone just said it once.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Heather McDonald's son. It was like the lesbian

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<v Speaker 1>she's older and the other one's younger. When they have

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<v Speaker 1>the baby, the less couple.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the funniest thing to me in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is so crude. Nobody is awkward, Like even

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<v Speaker 1>at Disneyland when we had Ocean and they were talking

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<v Speaker 1>to Easton as if he was Ocean's dad.

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<v Speaker 3>No it's a very weird.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it is weird, and we're always like no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's not even like it's just a correction of like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, this is my brother.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like yeah, now we say it before anybody. I'm like, yep,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't relate to the rumor. But but I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that's a bunch of like horny dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>It is one hundred percent a bunch of horny dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>If you didn't have that rumor, I think.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I might have started one of those, like

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<v Speaker 4>if they were good friends, i'd be like, you know

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<v Speaker 4>these scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's less of a rumor and more of like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really hoping.

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<v Speaker 2>In high school too, oh my god, Shelby and I

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<v Speaker 2>played into that. I think we made out in front

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<v Speaker 2>of guys at a high school party drunk because we

0:27:53.119 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 2>wanted to less.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred percent, I did that ship all the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like make out with my best friend for

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<v Speaker 1>some like male attention.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Are so lucky they are. I'm making out with my

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<v Speaker 1>friends so that you'll make out with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiot, right, guys to have a good night.

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<v Speaker 1>But By the way, there's nothing wrong with that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a straight man who makes out with your

0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 1>other straight man friends, go for it. You always talk

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>about sexual stuff that we like, you know, do your

0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:28.880
<v Speaker 1>thing me personally. If I'm making out with a chick,

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<v Speaker 1>it's to get you all horned up to.

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<v Speaker 2>Make out with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. Love.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Bonus episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been really going to sex quite frequently.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the only one with a boyfriend. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>not getting laid? No, don't answer that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm your watch.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never ask you something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say fiance, and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I say.

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<v Speaker 1>No it is. Do you have your ring on today? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's flung off. We're getting it. Resize it's too big.

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<v Speaker 1>New rumor, split, trouble in Paradise In Paradise, the Jiu

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<v Speaker 1>Jitsu Queen is Jiu.

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<v Speaker 2>Jitsuing elsewhere now.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys so much for listening to another episode

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<v Speaker 1>of the Give Them La La Bonus episode. We We'll

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<v Speaker 1>catch you next Monday. And I always want to say

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<v Speaker 1>a happy hump Day, but it's Monday, and I hope

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys take on the rest of the week

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<v Speaker 1>like Champs what a buzz killed later