Speaker 1: We've talked about that cocaine guy right cool on this show,
Speaker 1: which guy the Miami Dolphins coach who's doing cocaine off, Like,
Speaker 1: hey babe, thinking about you, thinking about you right now?
Speaker 1: How much fun we had The way he does cocaine.
Speaker 1: It fucking is though, so weird. Man.
Speaker 2: See that's where that's where, like I feel like RFK
Speaker 2: would fight for a future where that guy doesn't lose
Speaker 2: his job. You know, it's like it's just about it's
Speaker 2: your freedoms man, it's your right to do cocaine and
Speaker 2: cringey selfie videos.
Speaker 3: Thinking about you? How about me going to a meeting
Speaker 3: and darkness before I go.
Speaker 2: There's those big brains falling, but I miss you. I
Speaker 2: miss you. What he said, there's those big, big grains falling,
Speaker 2: but I miss yet big grains.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think crazy?
Speaker 1: What do you think crazy?
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a while before we can do this again,
Speaker 3: because I know you're gonna keep that baby.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that far keep that baby. He's so
Speaker 1: focused on the choppy cocaine. I didn't realize there was
Speaker 1: a child in the mix. He's and he's basically be
Speaker 1: a baby. Yeah, and you're gonna keep that baby, So
Speaker 1: I guess we can't have fun anymore. That's on you,
Speaker 1: big mistake, babe.
Speaker 2: I think it's really fucked up that God would create
Speaker 2: a drug so good like cocaine that it would harm
Speaker 2: that little baby. Just want to command you for your sacrifice, babe.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three, forty, episode
Speaker 1: three of Daily's I Guys Hey production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into america share consciousness. And it is Thursday, May thirtieth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, dude, it's National Creativity Day. It's
Speaker 2: also National Hole in My Bucket. What the fuck is
Speaker 2: that even supposed to mean? So we're talking about that
Speaker 2: song there was a hole in my book. My dear, wait,
Speaker 2: what were you about to do?
Speaker 1: Mister Bucket? The commercial There's a hole in my bucket,
Speaker 1: Get mister Bucket, Get you gonna go to mister Bucket also.
Speaker 3: Lyrics to mister Bucket, put your balls in my mouth?
Speaker 1: I think so, I don't think, because because the balls
Speaker 1: didn't go in the mouth, they went to the head.
Speaker 3: They got in his mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot your balls out of my mouth balls.
Speaker 2: He says, a mister bucket, the balls pop out of
Speaker 2: my mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that would have a bad The ball also
Speaker 1: out of my mouth. Toss your balls in my top.
Speaker 1: Toss your balls in my top? Or is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You balls pop out of my mouth. That's amazing that
Speaker 1: they were just like, yeah, I don't know, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Bu people out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't be in your kids edited lyrics. It's
Speaker 2: also National Mint Jewelip Day for all you Southern you
Speaker 2: know fancies out there.
Speaker 1: You missed it, You missed the Kentucky Derby National Mint
Speaker 1: jewel Oh yeah, that's National Mint Jewelip Day.
Speaker 2: And it's also Loomis Day, which I guess it's the
Speaker 2: man who received the patent for wireless telegraphy in eighteen
Speaker 2: seventy two.
Speaker 1: Cool. Yeah, all right, shout out to Loomis. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: shout out Loomis man. Was Loomis like just an inventor
Speaker 1: who did the Madonna thing and share them. It was
Speaker 1: just like, I'm a one word, I'm just Loomis.
Speaker 2: No, it's uh, he's he was actually a dentist by trade,
Speaker 2: Milan Loomis, and but yeah, there we go. He was
Speaker 2: an electricity. Man, it was low bar back then, dude.
Speaker 2: They were just starting to fuck around with electricity. And
Speaker 2: they're like, I don't know, maybe I can do shit
Speaker 2: with this kite.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, you want a pageant? Can do
Speaker 1: shit with this kite? Famous words of Abraham. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we got it with this educational system in this count
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Yeah. Man, my name is seaq O'Brien, AKA,
Speaker 1: you need to lay down or maybe run around? What
Speaker 1: kind of bears that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh oh, I need to run? Now? Wait?
Speaker 1: What is that sound? Ow? That is courtesy a panoramic view.
Speaker 1: It is Taylor Swift being confused by the advice about
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do when you see a bear brown,
Speaker 1: lay it down, big black bear, run, make them scare.
Speaker 1: I got I can't remember any of the ship but
Speaker 1: one of them you're supposed to get up, one of
Speaker 1: them you are supposed to lay down. And in this
Speaker 1: in this song, Taylor Swift doesn't know which is which. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined, I said, I was courtesy
Speaker 1: a hanoramic view on the board. I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 1: It's Miles Gray. Aka are you getting sick? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you getting in sick? What you know about me?
Speaker 1: What you what you know?
Speaker 2: They say, my lypt nose be popping, My lypt nos
Speaker 2: be best. All the boys keep jockeying when I'm at CBS. Also,
Speaker 2: they say, my lymph nodes is swollen, my lymph nose
Speaker 2: be popping. I'm sitting in the zoom and jacket stop
Speaker 2: gocking because my lymph nodes they are popping still. You
Speaker 2: might hear my voice, but they're doing their job. They're
Speaker 2: fighting the good fight when they're not bigger. So we'll
Speaker 2: take it.
Speaker 1: Shout out. That's actually two people came up with that
Speaker 1: lip gloss Little Mama inspired aka Zach Famous and keV
Speaker 1: whatef Yes for that. I think a third person was like,
Speaker 1: I want to google these lyrics right right when they
Speaker 1: were talking about it. So that really popped into people's heads. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the way that your lymph nodes are popping out my
Speaker 1: head all night long, man and your heay'. I'm not
Speaker 1: looking in the zoom because I just can't say eyes
Speaker 1: up here much of a distraction. Eyes up here now,
Speaker 1: I'm up here Oh boy, look at those Look at
Speaker 1: those things those Look at those thicky thicks down there
Speaker 1: the side of your jaw. Oh shit, Miles. We are
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined in our third seat once again
Speaker 1: by a very talented zine maker Lost Art podcast hosts,
Speaker 1: one of the hosts of You Are Good, a feelings
Speaker 1: podcast about movies. Welcome back to the show, Alex.
Speaker 3: Thanks. I forgot until you just dropped those modified lyrics
Speaker 3: that I met will Mama once in a high school auditorium,
Speaker 3: and all that stood up from that interaction was she
Speaker 3: is so small. She's such a tiny person.
Speaker 1: So it's not just a clever name.
Speaker 3: Uh you know, she really is. I was like, it's right,
Speaker 3: that's correct. Names correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we have to look up her height. Now, wow,
Speaker 1: she's thirty four years.
Speaker 3: Young to wow five that happened so fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh she's five one okay, Yeah that counts.
Speaker 3: And I'm six five, so it makes any error actually awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And what were you doing in this high school
Speaker 1: or you guys.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I was just trying to I think.
Speaker 1: I got to come up with a reason. Man.
Speaker 3: There was there was some like National Volunteerism Day, and
Speaker 3: I was working for like a nonprofit and she was.
Speaker 3: She was the person who was trying to make volunteering
Speaker 3: look cool to the kids.
Speaker 1: And did it happen at a time when like her
Speaker 1: relevance was oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like within a year of that, yeah exactly,
Speaker 3: Oh sure, yea. And I and she was so I
Speaker 3: think I don't know, she was so young at that time.
Speaker 3: I think I thought that she might have been I
Speaker 3: was not with the zeitgeist. So I'm happy that you're
Speaker 3: still having me here anyway, But I thought maybe she
Speaker 3: was a student, but it was revealed that she was
Speaker 3: a star.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, they're just like that. I
Speaker 1: recently learned from somebody who had to encounter with Doja
Speaker 1: Cat that she is very short, but it listed officially
Speaker 1: at five foot three.
Speaker 3: So I think that in the listing of your height
Speaker 3: there should be a modification for your attitude. And I
Speaker 3: think that's why I thought Little Mama would have been,
Speaker 3: you know, five to.
Speaker 1: Eleven, yes, but he has yeah, she has like five.
Speaker 3: Nine absolutely right, exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, Alex, We're going to get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going
Speaker 1: to tell our listeners. A couple of the things we're
Speaker 1: talking about. We have another billionaire sub tragedy in the making. Possibly,
Speaker 1: I mean they haven't even gone in the water yet,
Speaker 1: but fingers crossed. Loving this as a trend, We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about that. We are going to talk about
Speaker 1: the trend of Nepo. Babay Northwest had a performance as
Speaker 1: Simba and the Lion King the Hollywood Bowl over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Nepo, Baby's RFK is coming through both sides
Speaker 1: in the Civil War. We'll talk of course about the
Speaker 1: world's first airline for dogs has arrived. It's it's a blast,
Speaker 1: all of this plenty more. But before we get to
Speaker 1: any of that bullshit, Alex, we do like to ask
Speaker 1: our guest, what is something from your search history that
Speaker 1: is revealing about who you are.
Speaker 3: I was looking through and I was so bummed at
Speaker 3: how not riveting my search history is. And the last
Speaker 3: interesting thing that I looked up was Rick Flair Paisanos
Speaker 3: because to that thing a couple of weeks ago where
Speaker 3: he was angry at the Paisano's pizza restaurant for him
Speaker 3: being drunk. Yeah, and so that's the and the and
Speaker 3: then before that, and this is related to our show.
Speaker 3: I had googled was there supposed to be a Batgirl
Speaker 3: movie starring Alicia Silverstone? And the jury is out and
Speaker 3: then finally, what time does Cassel's Hamburger's open for breakfast?
Speaker 3: Which is the saddest thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fries are good, so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got the mushy mush Now they're not mushy,
Speaker 2: but they're just like a good texture to them.
Speaker 1: But they're they're more natural style, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like real potatoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can tell. I mean, obviously all fries
Speaker 2: are potatoes, but like there's something there's a good amount
Speaker 2: of crisp and flop to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay about this, that's exactly that's the perfect description.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the crisp to flop ratio is absolutely doubtant. Sorry,
Speaker 1: what there was another thing you said? Flair your face? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the pizza p I E. I like being mad that
Speaker 1: a place got you drunk?
Speaker 3: I think, well, I think he was trying to pass
Speaker 3: it off like he was mad at them for like
Speaker 3: a reason. But if you know enough about Rick Flair,
Speaker 3: you're like you were drunk that was the problem.
Speaker 2: Right, I like, how like one guy was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's so fucked up, I'm actually gonna challenge Ric Flair
Speaker 2: to a fistfight.
Speaker 1: The one guy's like, do you want to go outside? Bro?
Speaker 2: Like wow, I think someone saw him to like, yo,
Speaker 2: this might be the only time I could be Ricky
Speaker 2: Flair's ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because he's so fucked up, screaming about like
Speaker 1: can I get another drink?
Speaker 3: I can bring my family.
Speaker 2: Here, and you're and just giving it because there's this
Speaker 2: he was like giving such ship to the servers, like
Speaker 2: this one bar patron like had it in the video
Speaker 2: and he's like, what up, dude, I can do I
Speaker 2: don't work here, and he's wow, and like Rick Blair
Speaker 2: was so drunk he was actually confused by the challenge
Speaker 2: that it didn't it didn't end up in any fun way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh Rick, get it together, buddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh man. It's like it's like doing wrestling is
Speaker 1: bad for your brain or something.
Speaker 3: It turns out.
Speaker 2: Jury's still out on that jury's still out, But he's
Speaker 2: like one of the healthier one, Like.
Speaker 1: He's the fact that he survived this long is pretty
Speaker 1: I mean survive is have you seen him?
Speaker 3: He's still alive?
Speaker 2: He looks like a fucking noaseoul from Lord of the Rings,
Speaker 2: Like he is I think disintegrating before our eyes. But hey,
Speaker 2: look he's the nature boy.
Speaker 3: I love his persona so much, not so much the
Speaker 3: man behind it, but I love his persona.
Speaker 1: He I like that.
Speaker 2: His response was, he's like, I spent fifteen hundred dollars
Speaker 2: only to be quote disrespected more than I ever have
Speaker 2: in my entire life because they cut you off from ALCOHOLICR.
Speaker 3: Well, his problem seemed to be where it turned in
Speaker 3: his social media post this is a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: But where it turned was he seemed to be very
Speaker 3: frustrated that the manager took a long time in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, very strange series of complaints from it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Well look, Rick, you're all right.
Speaker 2: I guess I think you're doing He's doing great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: So this is always my go to and it's such
Speaker 3: a dipshit answer, but I think kindness is underrated. I think,
Speaker 3: especially now, we should want at all shit. But then
Speaker 3: the other, alert.
Speaker 1: The other.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it, No, you're right, but the the other,
Speaker 3: which sort of goes along thematically with what we were
Speaker 3: just talking about is I think like regional wrestling is underrated.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: And there's a promotion in Oakland which I love so
Speaker 3: much called hood Slam, which is like an amateur region.
Speaker 3: No it's not amateur, it's regional wrestling. So it's not
Speaker 3: like pro at the ww WWE corporate sort of thing,
Speaker 3: but it's like a professional local wrestling, and it's got
Speaker 3: so much vibe and personality and it feels gritty like
Speaker 3: the early twentieth century, I imagine, and I love it
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like local like wrestling. They I mean, while the
Speaker 2: production value may be one thing, the dedication of those
Speaker 2: people is like wild, because I feel like I see
Speaker 2: the wildest wrestling clips, like earlyst clips gone wrong are
Speaker 2: at these like sort of like local wrestling shows or
Speaker 2: someone's like, oh my god, that guy literally went through
Speaker 2: like a patio glass door, like that.
Speaker 3: Was I've seen this. I've seen people like launch you
Speaker 3: know what, You're like twenty twenty five feet from like
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five feet high and like land on other
Speaker 3: people in a way where I don't know how it's
Speaker 3: possible right for everyone to be moderately okay, And.
Speaker 1: I yeah, there's no way that, like when it's a
Speaker 1: person landing on a person, there's no safe version of that.
Speaker 1: There's no like, oh well yeah, actually because this part
Speaker 1: of their body like actually landed on the side. There's
Speaker 1: like too many variables at work there. There's just like
Speaker 1: no way that's actually going to like work every time.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's the other thing that I
Speaker 1: always find out about wrestling that I can't believe is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this's our hundredth show in May. It's like, wait, what
Speaker 1: fuck do you mean if.
Speaker 3: Dude, if I sleep wrong, I'm fucked for a week.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, like like my moved my body correctly. But
Speaker 3: these guys are like doing this, you know, a dozen
Speaker 3: times a month, launching themselves off stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I also the thing I like about Hitsland too
Speaker 3: is it's like pretty queer. Like there's a lot of
Speaker 3: queer representation there, which is great. So it's like it's
Speaker 3: all around, it's like fun for the whole family.
Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, those are wild when they're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I take about fifteen fluorescent light tubes to the face
Speaker 2: a day. Yeah, I don't know if there's any like
Speaker 2: knock on effects from like that's actually just my waft.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I get out of the bed in
Speaker 1: the morning. Makes for a nice pop, but it's it's
Speaker 1: safe for us mostly, just like scratch when you say
Speaker 1: it has early twentieth century vibes.
Speaker 3: What what specifically, Well, I'm really into the history of
Speaker 3: wrestling and so so before Vince McMahon came into the
Speaker 3: game and did, particularly in the early eighties, sort of
Speaker 3: this like corporate entertainment consolidation thing. Wrestling from the late
Speaker 3: thirties through the eighties was extremely regional. It was like
Speaker 3: very gritty, had local personalities, it had you know, it
Speaker 3: was like it felt dangerous in a way. I'm not
Speaker 3: saying that ww does not feel dangerous in various specific ways,
Speaker 3: but like it just felt I don't know, it's like
Speaker 3: it feels like one of the last truly like standing
Speaker 3: a local or regional phenomena, and I like that a
Speaker 3: whole lot. It's like a scene. It's its own scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And in like the late nineties, like early too,
Speaker 2: like when e CW was like there's like there was
Speaker 2: WWF and then there was e c W and they're like,
Speaker 2: are you ready for e CW?
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I'm a baby. I do
Speaker 1: not want to see r v D bloody this other man.
Speaker 3: I'm still getting ready from the last thing. I'm not this. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: I truly, I truly enjoy it. It feels it really
Speaker 3: feels like it's from another time in the most positive way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we like to say, I you know, the
Speaker 1: true American art form is like movies or rock and roll,
Speaker 1: it's wrestling. Wrestling if you.
Speaker 3: Can check it out if you don't know about it.
Speaker 3: Josephine Riseman's book Ring Master, about Vince McMahon and his
Speaker 3: ascension all the stuff that he did, is the best
Speaker 3: book that explains American political culture I've ever read, because
Speaker 3: it's sort of it maps a one for one. He
Speaker 3: and Trump were like best friends in the early eighties
Speaker 3: and continue to be close. Like there's so many similarities
Speaker 3: and it is. I do think that wrestling, particularly the
Speaker 3: sort of like culture of it, is the best and
Speaker 3: easiest way to understand American politics.
Speaker 1: That was the first thing that like Abraham Lincoln stood
Speaker 1: out as is he was like a great wrestler, like
Speaker 1: he was like people like back then it was like
Speaker 1: you would go in and like grapple with someone until
Speaker 1: somebody got like knocked off their feet, and he was
Speaker 1: just like unfuck with able in that. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: was just like throwing people shout out to Dan Obrian.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, a lot of a lot of wrestling presidents.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize. Yeah, taft, that's what Biden's missaying. Teddy Roosevelt,
Speaker 1: Calvin Coolidge. Yeah, there's like it's like almost wild.
Speaker 2: How many of these people be like, yeah, bro, the
Speaker 2: whole thing is overpowering another human being.
Speaker 1: Gotta have a wide base, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: This goes along with the kindness thing. I think cynicism
Speaker 3: is overrated. I think it doesn't it's not helpful, as
Speaker 3: you know, cynicism, which is a trap that I fall
Speaker 3: into on a regular basis, and I have to remind
Speaker 3: myself that whether or not I am cynical about this
Speaker 3: moment isn't going to change anything one way or another.
Speaker 3: So that is a thing that I constantly have to
Speaker 3: remind myself, even though it feels like every day I
Speaker 3: get at least ten to twenty examples about why it
Speaker 3: would be okay to be cynical.
Speaker 1: Right, sure, sure, yeah, I get that. That's interesting because
Speaker 1: I feel like reality actually bites, so like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of fucking cool like that, bro, I think I was.
Speaker 3: I was steeped in Jenna's popular culture, which makes this uh,
Speaker 3: this undoing difficult, right.
Speaker 1: I just say things the opposite of how they are,
Speaker 1: so uh yeah, Cynicism's real bad, Alex.
Speaker 3: I do think it's like why I was so as
Speaker 3: a kid who grew up like loving Steve Albini. It
Speaker 3: was so surreal to me to see a bunch of
Speaker 3: people come together and be sad about Steve Albini dying.
Speaker 1: Right, He's like so irony drenched and like cyncal. Wait,
Speaker 1: but I'm actually sad.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: It spoke It spoke to I think it spoke to
Speaker 3: something in many people to see somebody who was once
Speaker 3: known as that, who like seemingly did some work on
Speaker 3: himself over time, and like he didn't change fundamentally, but
Speaker 3: he's it seems like he was like, hey, I was
Speaker 3: wrong on some things. And I think that that's part
Speaker 3: of why you saw a bunch of people come together
Speaker 3: and be like, oh this sucks. This guy kind of ruled.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't seem like he was
Speaker 1: reflexively cynical, like, he seemed pretty earnest about a lot
Speaker 1: of things that he believed. Yeah, absolutely great, let's take
Speaker 1: a break and we'll come back and we'll get into
Speaker 1: some news. We'll be right back. And we're back. We're back,
Speaker 1: and we've got alert set up. We've got a couple
Speaker 1: people from the Zeitgey's newsroom who are on the billionaire
Speaker 1: sub beat kind of. They have a lot just in
Speaker 1: case anything pops up. And we just got a flag.
Speaker 1: We just got just got one.
Speaker 2: Well, stop me if you heard this one, folks. A
Speaker 2: billionaire who thinks he is invincible due to his wealth,
Speaker 2: thinks that he can help build a submarine that can
Speaker 2: safely take people to see the wreckage of the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Not me so familiar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're calling it billionaire sub tragedy to Titanic boogaloo,
Speaker 2: and uh, we're not talking about the Ocean Gate disaster
Speaker 2: from last year. This is a new idea from a
Speaker 2: different billionaire.
Speaker 1: Larry Connor.
Speaker 2: He said, quote, I want to show people worldwide that
Speaker 2: while the ocean is extremely powerful, it can be wonderful
Speaker 2: and enjoyable and really kind of life changing if you
Speaker 2: go about it the right way. Wow, I guess, not
Speaker 2: life changing, and that it ends your life, I guess.
Speaker 2: But the wild part is that this dude was fucking
Speaker 2: inspired by those five people who died in that other
Speaker 2: homemade submarine last June, to the point that when he
Speaker 2: saw he called his friend who owns a submersible company
Speaker 2: with his better idea, go see the Titanic and not die.
Speaker 2: He said, quote, you know, this is apparently what the
Speaker 2: builders said, quote, you know what we need to do
Speaker 2: is build a sub that can dive to Titanic level
Speaker 2: depths repeatedly and safely and demonstrate to the world that
Speaker 2: you guys can do that. And that Titan was a contraption,
Speaker 2: a little bit arrogant.
Speaker 1: The Titan was a contraption using contraption like a clap trap,
Speaker 1: Like he's using it as this is a submersible that
Speaker 1: was a that's like some bombs sawyer together Swiss family.
Speaker 1: Robinson asked submarine.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's weird to sell this as like a way
Speaker 3: to illustrate that it was a contraption, Like they're all
Speaker 3: not sold on that yet.
Speaker 2: Right right right, They're like the thing with the video
Speaker 2: game controller that everyone has.
Speaker 1: Floated killed a bunch of innocent people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I just like the idea that this is just the
Speaker 1: call of homemade submersible to the Titanic, Like that specific
Speaker 1: idea is just irresistible to billionaires. They just like can't
Speaker 1: stop themselves like that. Do you ever hear about the
Speaker 1: my Way killings? Like the there's this trend where anybody
Speaker 1: who sang the song my Way by Frank Sinatra in
Speaker 1: the Philippines like got murdered. There's like a ton of
Speaker 1: murders where it doesn't really make sense, but it was
Speaker 1: just like they the singing of that song for some
Speaker 1: reason in that culture like infuriated people, and there were
Speaker 1: multiple murders that were blamed on that, And it's just
Speaker 1: like this weird like something about that specific culture and
Speaker 1: that specific song just didn't mix or mixed in a
Speaker 1: very specific way and like caused people to die. I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe we found like the hack for killing billionaires.
Speaker 1: It is just this idea, the call of the deep, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the call of the homemade.
Speaker 5: Like, hey, you pulled yourself up by your own bootstraps
Speaker 5: with your own bare hands, you should build a submersible
Speaker 5: with those same hands. Yeah maybe, Yeah, don't use the Titanic.
Speaker 5: Don't use your wealth to like help anyone build a
Speaker 5: fucking build a fucking really strong tin can to go
Speaker 5: look at some dead stuff at the bottom of the
Speaker 5: sea and maybe dying.
Speaker 1: In the process.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, Yeah, I mean, but this guy, so
Speaker 2: he's actually kind of he's not a nube at this
Speaker 2: kind of shit. It turns out like he has already
Speaker 2: been to depths that far to surpass the Titanic site
Speaker 2: alongside his friend who has like a submersible company. Like
Speaker 2: he's gone to the like fucking Mariana Trench. Like, wow,
Speaker 2: he's gone below twenty thousand feet in a submersible. So
Speaker 2: I'd say, like he definitely it stands to reason that
Speaker 2: he may survive. But like when you look at his Wikipedia,
Speaker 2: he's like does all these like auto races. He's fucking
Speaker 2: He's like had this goal. He's like, I went to
Speaker 2: the Mariana Trench, and now I want to go to space.
Speaker 2: I want to do that within one year, go to
Speaker 2: the deepest part of the sea and then out of
Speaker 2: like into outer space as the extremes I can reach
Speaker 2: with my wealth. Yeah, the Titanic is around twelve five
Speaker 2: hundred feet, so I mean he's so I don't know, well,
Speaker 2: I I part of me just thinks, like maybe it's
Speaker 2: the law of the sea that if you're a billionaire
Speaker 2: at a certain depth, like.
Speaker 1: It just the sea just consumes you. Just take it.
Speaker 3: It calls you, it calls you to It's really that's
Speaker 3: where like the siren myth came from. It's like, yeah, people,
Speaker 3: it's like just calls them to the bottom. I truly,
Speaker 3: I know it's it's it's a cliche to even bring
Speaker 3: it up, and you just you just touched on it that.
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know why they don't think fixing
Speaker 3: climate change would be the coolest thing. Yeah, Like we
Speaker 3: would all celebrate you, we would all not joke about
Speaker 3: you for a day. Just fix the fucking problem.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah exactly, we'd.
Speaker 3: All be so psyched and not elon. We would not
Speaker 3: make fun of you for a full day if you
Speaker 3: fix climate Yeah.
Speaker 2: At least, yeah, put your money where your wuth is,
Speaker 2: because then I like you could actually solve world hunger
Speaker 2: with blah blah. It's like, okay, then fucking do it, genius. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are you afraid of? They have like just two
Speaker 2: billion dollars to two hundred who cares.
Speaker 1: Yeah the fuck yeah. But I think the way you
Speaker 1: get to be a billionaire is being pathologically selfish exactly.
Speaker 2: So you know, it's interesting I read this other thing
Speaker 2: about his not greed exactly, but when the pandemic hit,
Speaker 2: he made like one point six million dollars in profit
Speaker 2: because like stock volatility, like that was after taxes. He
Speaker 2: gave it all to his workers that were making like
Speaker 2: less than like one hundred grand a year, like spread
Speaker 2: it out like amongst his like employees, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Larry Connor did.
Speaker 2: But then it's also like sure, like you're a billionaire,
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I just I fucking farted, like
Speaker 2: I parted out one point six million dollars on accident.
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, I guess they can fucking have that
Speaker 2: shit what I mean? So I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: but and then like other people like I was reading
Speaker 2: this article, like he was also had like you know,
Speaker 2: was paying for all the extended childcare that his employees need.
Speaker 2: So he does like the bare minimum to not look
Speaker 2: like an absolutely craven billionaire. But at the end of
Speaker 2: the day, you know, you're still a billionaire.
Speaker 1: And at the beginning of the pandemic like we were.
Speaker 1: There was like a conspicuous feeling where everyone was just
Speaker 1: like looking around like wait, so these fucking people have
Speaker 1: like what money? Yeah, it was like that that Imagine
Speaker 1: song they released, that imagined song where we fucking hate
Speaker 1: you guys, right right right, and so yeah, very smart,
Speaker 1: like you can have my money, like throwing his wallet
Speaker 1: essentially when he's being mugged.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look over there, cash losers for his life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do there if we're going to give
Speaker 1: up on them fixing climate change, which I'm almost ready
Speaker 1: to do, I don't think it's gonna be a c
Speaker 1: Jack cynicism man, a single individual billionaire of his own accord,
Speaker 1: maybe like at gunpoint, they might help fix the problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if they're going to do projects with their own money,
Speaker 1: like I love doing projects where their sense of invincibility
Speaker 1: takes them to the bottom of the ocean or into space,
Speaker 1: like in something that they tried to build themselves, right.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's it's and I'm glad that they're
Speaker 3: taking out in themselves because the converse situation of them
Speaker 3: helping fix climate change is they put the contraption in
Speaker 3: the air and it like brings us back to the
Speaker 3: ice age or something along those lines. So I just
Speaker 3: I'm glad when it goes wrong it usually only takes
Speaker 3: them out. But I know, I don't know jury's I
Speaker 3: don't know, AI, we'll find out soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is wild that they like we would rely
Speaker 1: we would like make name Christmas after you if you
Speaker 1: fucking fixed climate change, we'd be like, nope, this one's
Speaker 1: about Mary Connor. Now I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: If God loved the world so much that he gave
Speaker 2: his only son. I think this billionaire gave up a
Speaker 2: lot of his money and saved the planet.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know. Jesus, I think he might have
Speaker 1: to fuck off on this one. Move move over, Jesus,
Speaker 1: you could have Boxing Day, Okay, America's dude, to like
Speaker 1: take up Boxing Day and we'll give that to you
Speaker 1: where everybody trades their presence. Don't you think we should
Speaker 1: have that? That's kind of funny, dude. I give it
Speaker 1: up my fucking gifts, dude, about I wanted that. You
Speaker 1: just said that because you want my gifts, because I
Speaker 1: get better gifts, because I have better gifts because my
Speaker 1: parents are better than yours. My dad's in the CIA.
Speaker 2: My dad's in the CIA, and I got three mister
Speaker 2: buckets full the fuck up.
Speaker 3: You should see all the balls coming out of his mouth,
Speaker 3: out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: The balls pop out of my mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had like a sub and drawl a little.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, like the older Southern man who keeps talking
Speaker 1: about popping balls out of his mouth. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: neo babies. Oh yeah, new one, Yeah we gotta Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Northwest, Kanye and Kim's daughter, I just want to say,
Speaker 1: like at the outset, I'm not here to criticize a child.
Speaker 1: I am here to criticize that child's parents. I'm here.
Speaker 2: I'm here to trash a ten year old girl.
Speaker 3: People would never criticize a child that. I'm glad we're
Speaker 3: hearing it here.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, well just not Kim and Kanye's child.
Speaker 1: Other children, but they don't have it if they don't
Speaker 1: get in excuse for that. Yeah, will keep that. But
Speaker 1: I think Northwest might have a future in this industry.
Speaker 1: So I've gotta I've gotta, you know, be careful.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, be careful with your words for sure.
Speaker 2: So I mean, yeah, she recently like landed one of
Speaker 2: the starring roles in this like thirtieth anniversary performance of
Speaker 2: The Lion King, not like the Broadway version.
Speaker 1: It was just more of like.
Speaker 2: Songs from the from the movies, like Nathan Lane was
Speaker 2: there and Jeremy Irons was fucking there, and like, you know,
Speaker 2: even people from the recent remake and their performance went
Speaker 2: down over Memorial Day weekend and a lot, and you know, sadly,
Speaker 2: because the internet is a fucking shitty place, there's just
Speaker 2: so many people talking wild shit about Northwest performance. I'll
Speaker 2: play a bit of it here just so you can
Speaker 2: kind of hear what we're talking about. And this isn't
Speaker 2: to be like yeah, man, fuck yeah, fucking right. They
Speaker 2: come to her now, uh huh. And then it goes
Speaker 2: around play more.
Speaker 1: All the professionals come in and are like, okay, we
Speaker 1: got were dancing around you. We're dancing around you. We're
Speaker 1: dancing around you.
Speaker 2: You're okay, You're okay, But yeah, I think, you know,
Speaker 2: to be honest, I think it's an above average performance
Speaker 2: for a ten year old in a school production. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just keep it up, keep it a buck here. And look,
Speaker 2: she's having her fun, she's doing her best. But like
Speaker 2: most people just decided to tear her down because you know,
Speaker 2: like was saying, so, there are so many kids with
Speaker 2: actual vocal and dance training that would have done such
Speaker 2: a better job. And yes, while that's true, you're anger
Speaker 2: should not be directed at a child get mad again
Speaker 2: at her parents for putting her in this situation, because nepotism.
Speaker 1: Ain't going away, baby, It's all around and in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles it's it will never go away. Every Yeah, truly,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 2: But like again, it does suck for like kids that
Speaker 2: dedicate themselves to perform on stage and then they just
Speaker 2: get swept aside because the kid of like a celebrity
Speaker 2: couple like.
Speaker 1: Wants the role.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it is interesting just to see like there
Speaker 2: are I think equal I think after most people are
Speaker 2: just like saying a bunch of wild shit on like
Speaker 2: TikTok and Instagram and like Twitter, most of the people's
Speaker 2: writings like is this is that Kim and Kanye really
Speaker 2: setting their kid up for success by doing stuff like
Speaker 2: this because I don't I didn't know that Northwest was
Speaker 2: a aspiring stage performer.
Speaker 1: It just felt like she's meant to do a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff that her parents are like, yeah, try that.
Speaker 1: Try that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they had a child at that age,
Speaker 3: Like if you were like, guess what how old their
Speaker 3: child is? I don't know. One five, I have no idea.
Speaker 3: And then and apparently they're old enough to sing at
Speaker 3: the Hollywood Bowl to the Lion King.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like I just think of like how Kim
Speaker 2: had the booze like removed from her appearance on that
Speaker 2: Netflix Tom Brady roast. So she m, yeah, she must understand.
Speaker 2: I mean it's people don't know why. A lot of
Speaker 2: people are like she probably did not like that. Most
Speaker 2: people were just talking about how she was getting food.
Speaker 2: So at least on some level, she knows what it's
Speaker 2: like when people don't take you seriously, at least from
Speaker 2: like an ego egoic perspective. But like putting your kid
Speaker 2: in that same position, it just feels a little bit
Speaker 2: fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Like I like, I also, we're also seeing this, like.
Speaker 2: With Lebron James and his son too right now, where
Speaker 2: there's a little bit like just let your kid do
Speaker 2: what they do, don't get overly involved and create outsized expectations.
Speaker 2: Much in the same way if you're going to use
Speaker 2: your celebrity be like we're jumping the line at this
Speaker 2: audition and this is the new child Simba for the production.
Speaker 1: Just kind of the brownny thing. This whole thing just
Speaker 1: stresses me out, makes me feel bad for the kid,
Speaker 1: makes me feel bad for the kids who would have
Speaker 1: had a better chance were they're these people's parents, not
Speaker 1: like cutting them to the front of the line.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean, and I get it, Like I
Speaker 2: think that that's why it just kind of freaks me
Speaker 2: out because like as a parent, like I think my
Speaker 2: own kid is a living fucking god.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, like this kid's fucking
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Yeah, Like he can't walk
Speaker 1: the wor judge where are the worst judges?
Speaker 2: But he could be Simba in the Hollywood Bowl performance,
Speaker 2: you know, Like I think I.
Speaker 1: Believe that on my kid, on the other hand, would
Speaker 1: have nailed that.
Speaker 2: Right, But like, you know, but then also part of
Speaker 2: me realizes, like part of my role is to like
Speaker 2: nurture their interests and also give them like a foundation
Speaker 2: to like operate from where they realize like dedication and
Speaker 2: commitment are like the ways you can like improve your
Speaker 2: skills or like your craft or whatever. Not shortcuts. But
Speaker 2: I think that might be impossible for Kim, especially who
Speaker 2: has not who has basically ascended very passively and probably
Speaker 2: thinks like that's normal and like not even like that's fine, man,
Speaker 2: So just get fucking made fun of a little bit.
Speaker 2: But at least she was up there on that stage,
Speaker 2: because that's my daughter, the number one number one. Kim
Speaker 2: didn't ascend passively. Kim like got out of like I
Speaker 2: feel like a household.
Speaker 1: That is the equivalent of like when they talk about
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin coming out of like a prison in Russia,
Speaker 1: like where everybody like murders each other and he's the
Speaker 1: only survivor. She's like the bane of American popular culture,
Speaker 1: like American popular trash culture. I think she's a she's
Speaker 1: a survivor. I think she'll be she she she earned
Speaker 1: a lot of the attention. Yeah, well hey, and then
Speaker 1: Chris did a lot for her career.
Speaker 2: So maybe there's also that too, where she's like the
Speaker 2: mother will also assume a lot of responsibility in getting
Speaker 2: the child their own sex tape.
Speaker 3: Yes, I just think I mean this is just all
Speaker 3: of that is I think beautiful and rational. I just think,
Speaker 3: you know, this is yet another circumstances which there's no
Speaker 3: one around you being like, hey, maybe not maybe don't
Speaker 3: do this? Yeah, what are twenty years since you've had
Speaker 3: anyone say no to you? Right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: I wonder what happened? Like if someone everyone's like, did
Speaker 1: you ask north if she wants to do this? Right?
Speaker 1: I don't. She wants to do it, Okay, I know her.
Speaker 1: She said no.
Speaker 2: She was crying all the way to the audition, But
Speaker 2: she wants to do it. She wants to I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's I mean, because that's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like forgetting mad at a kid who like, if
Speaker 2: they have any sort of desire to perform, they're not
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, I don't know if I'm ready
Speaker 2: to be Simba and this like really cool thing that's happening.
Speaker 2: Of course, every kid who has a remote interest is
Speaker 2: going to say yes. So being like, what's wrong with Northwest,
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, she's ten, okay, right, yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with not it.
Speaker 1: Look at this, look at this part of her perform. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's why I keep saying the same thing about
Speaker 1: RFK Junior, Like, guy, he didn't choose oh wait, how
Speaker 1: old is he? Sixty? But he has the mind of
Speaker 1: a spoiled ten years. Oh he's seventy. I'm sorry, okoy,
Speaker 1: he's seventy. Eh, he's seventy. Wo dude, that's crazy that
Speaker 1: he's the one seventy.
Speaker 3: I know he's a young, spry seventy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very spry, very spry, very spry. But yeah,
Speaker 1: So there's been a lot of talk about who RFK
Speaker 1: is going for in this, like is he trying to
Speaker 1: appeal to the mega people? Is he trying to steal
Speaker 1: the Joe Biden voter? And he kind of gave us
Speaker 1: a little bit of a a better clue. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: he was got he fanned outrage at the removal of
Speaker 1: Confederacy statues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I'm trying to figure out who this ven
Speaker 2: diagram of voters is. Where that sweet spot is r
Speaker 2: f K, you know, like right there in the middle,
Speaker 2: because like he's into bitcoin, brainworms, ending forever wars, ending vaccines.
Speaker 3: I think it's Silverstone. I think she I think the
Speaker 3: middle of the I love it's one door.
Speaker 2: Get me wrong, it's Alicia Silverstone and Jessica Bielle kind
Speaker 2: of on the low, but she won't really say it
Speaker 2: out loud.
Speaker 1: And justin Timberlake, she's not against vaccine, she's against the
Speaker 1: injuries that vaccine could cause.
Speaker 3: And she just loves statues, you know, four statues.
Speaker 2: I'm all about artisan work and artisanal work and copper,
Speaker 2: the use.
Speaker 3: Of steels, to think of the artisans that.
Speaker 2: We exactly but like, yeah, in this recent podcast, he
Speaker 2: let people know, man, this is just quote. I have
Speaker 2: a visceral reaction against against the attacks on those statues.
Speaker 2: There were heroes in the Confederacy who didn't have slaves,
Speaker 2: and you know, I just I just have a visceral
Speaker 2: reaction against destroying history.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I think we should celebrate who
Speaker 1: we are. Who we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, slaveholders, that's your that's on y'all. That's on y'all.
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, he said it, not me.
Speaker 1: Quote. We should celebrate the good qualities of everybody. If
Speaker 1: we want to find people who are completely virtuous on
Speaker 1: every issue throughout history, we would erase all of history.
Speaker 1: I love that tactic. I love that rhetorical attack. So
Speaker 1: he wants them up not as a reminder of how
Speaker 1: bad slavery was, but as an opportunity to celebrate the
Speaker 1: good qualities of Yes, confederates, Yes, wow, this.
Speaker 3: I do want it. So this is important to say
Speaker 3: in this context. It's like earlier I said kindness is important.
Speaker 3: I fully believe that, but this is also a good
Speaker 3: time to reiterate that you can be kind and acknowledged
Speaker 3: that this is so fucking stupid and responsible.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm similarly genuinely curious. I mean outside of just
Speaker 3: like appealing to people who love podcasts that are heavily
Speaker 3: advertised by supplements, Like that's who he's he's appealing to here, Yeah,
Speaker 3: people who love the podcast, the supplement pushers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like because they're like Robert E. Lee.
Speaker 2: That's like one of like it's all based on this
Speaker 2: fucking just weird rewriting of like the Civil War where
Speaker 2: a lot of these people like to be like Robberty
Speaker 2: Lee wasn't a slave owner. And then it's like the
Speaker 2: fine print is like, uh, okay, it's like he inherited
Speaker 2: slaves through his marriage or some shit very reluctantly, and
Speaker 2: he fine numerous legal for his right to own slaves.
Speaker 1: But he's a goddamn hero.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't get focused on like the bad shit and yeah,
Speaker 2: like this whole thing is about you hear this all
Speaker 2: the time with like you know, even the way people
Speaker 2: are kids are being taught about the Civil War, Like
Speaker 2: it's more and more it's not about about like it
Speaker 2: wasn't about slavery, just about guys who like love their
Speaker 2: homeland and they're just defending their culture. That's all this
Speaker 2: whole thing was about. And then like, but don't look
Speaker 2: at them.
Speaker 1: Why these statues were erected or why these like forts
Speaker 1: were named after it. It's like these were a salve to.
Speaker 2: The hurt feelings of white supremacists that felt fully defeated after.
Speaker 1: They were going to Yeah they're erected during the ascendancy
Speaker 1: of the KKK, Like yeah.
Speaker 3: And we're going to arrest teachers that like actually tell
Speaker 3: you the story of what happened in the Civil War.
Speaker 3: But it's not about that.
Speaker 1: They're erasing history. I know.
Speaker 2: I think no statue that is I think to try
Speaker 2: and make these people out to be some like these
Speaker 2: virtuous martyrs for.
Speaker 1: For just love their town man.
Speaker 3: That's all what well I think that, you know. And
Speaker 3: also like the contradiction. It's so interesting because it's like
Speaker 3: there's always like a big truth and a big lie
Speaker 3: being told simultaneously. And the truth is this is who
Speaker 3: we are, like it is it is part of they
Speaker 3: history that this has happened, and that's an important thing
Speaker 3: to acknowledge and sort of like what it represented. But
Speaker 3: then the lies in being like these people were good actually,
Speaker 3: and it's like, no, we have to acknowledge that there's
Speaker 3: been a lot of bad Yeah yeah along the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are the people who fought for the rights
Speaker 1: of the South to own slaves. We don't want to
Speaker 1: erase that history. So here is a statue of them
Speaker 1: looking fucking awesome on horseback.
Speaker 2: Look at how many push ups you can do? Look
Speaker 2: Look how fucking barrel chest did that. Dude is bro
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but his kind face. Look at his
Speaker 2: arms like Christmas hand m so big, so big and strong.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean like so like Trump, RFK is
Speaker 2: also opposed to the removal of these metal hunks of
Speaker 2: racist ideology. So yeah, I don't know if he wins
Speaker 2: any Biden voters with this, but again, this seems to
Speaker 2: be more of a contest of who can do the worst.
Speaker 1: Job in office rather than the best. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: go off, go off, RFK let him know, let him know.
Speaker 3: Do you think he and Hines are going to get
Speaker 3: divorced after this?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Why is what's happening?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I've had that thought for
Speaker 1: like eight years now, like, well, surely this must be
Speaker 1: a point at which she's like what the fuck? But
Speaker 1: clearly clearly not Like I remember early days she was
Speaker 1: like kind of distancing herself, but now she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: part of his campaign to run for president. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe that'll be the October surprise. It'll be the most
Speaker 3: biggest done of an October surprise, is that she divorces him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She just kind of seems to be like I don't Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he says stuff, but you know, we agree
Speaker 1: to disagree.
Speaker 2: I think was like the one of the last things
Speaker 2: I saw from Fox News March sense stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6: One of the things that I've learned, especially about politics,
Speaker 6: is you're not going to agree with somebody about everything,
Speaker 6: and it's okay. So you know, we've we've learned to
Speaker 6: talk through it, talk it out, listen to each other,
Speaker 6: sometimes agree to disagree or say oh I'm going to
Speaker 6: think about that.
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying, Okay, I'm going to think
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: That COVID seems to not affect the Chinese and Ashkenazi Jews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thanks, honey. I'm gonna let me take a second.
Speaker 1: How you thought. Who do you think started at then
Speaker 1: if it doesn't affect then.
Speaker 3: Or you just being I've recovered from the worm.
Speaker 2: Okay, that back then when I was going through a
Speaker 2: divorce and it suited me to be effected.
Speaker 1: Wow, she has like this very strange, very specific superpower
Speaker 1: to be like really endearing as the partner life partner
Speaker 1: wife of somebody saying like outrageous shit, like it's just
Speaker 1: she's used it. She took that and used it for
Speaker 1: the worst ends, like I you know, she she went
Speaker 1: from Larry on the show to just being like and
Speaker 1: now I apply that same kind of smile, roll your
Speaker 1: eyes and just be like this is who I married.
Speaker 1: I guess energy to somebody who would fucking end the world.
Speaker 2: I think it's like it helps him a lot to
Speaker 2: have someone on the surface seemingly as saying as Cheryl
Speaker 2: Hines beat to do like be good cop to his
Speaker 2: like whack job cop, you know act.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's like his fault first and foremost.
Speaker 3: I never want to be like, well, this pouset in
Speaker 3: this situ is sort of you know whatever, but like
Speaker 3: she her not going, hey, guys, this is fucked and irresponsible.
Speaker 3: Is doing a lot of heavy lifting?
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, it's but hey, it helps because pardon me.
Speaker 1: I remember for the longest time, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: Cheryl's like I liked Curbs so much. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: if Cheryl's I mean, like, she didn't put up with
Speaker 1: a lot of Larry's shit. You know, it kind of
Speaker 1: got to a breaking point with Larry, so this can't.
Speaker 2: Be it can't be that bad with RFK Junior Solf
Speaker 2: credit to that because that that protected him, in my mind,
Speaker 2: from any real criticism for a long time until I
Speaker 2: started be like, wait.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is he actually saying, Robert, That's just
Speaker 1: what I picture her saying a lot, Rober Robert, what
Speaker 1: are you saying? What did you just say in there
Speaker 1: on your interview?
Speaker 2: Just babe that you know it's Robert E. Lee was
Speaker 2: a good man and he didn't own slaves, Honey.
Speaker 3: He did. She's like, I'll think about that, Okay, think
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: I'm just reading this book about a biography of Robert E.
Speaker 2: Lee the definitive one, and it's said that bitch quote.
Speaker 2: Between owning a handful of slaves from his own family
Speaker 2: and then managing his father in law's two hundred slaves,
Speaker 2: Lee was very, very involved with slavery during his life
Speaker 2: and up to the end of eighteen sixties.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll think on it, honey, I'm gonna think on this.
Speaker 1: There you go. All right, let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: and when we come back, we'll get to the real news.
Speaker 1: The world's first airline for dogs here.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fuck.
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Speaker 1: first class on this new airline called Bark Air. It's
Speaker 1: that's real. That's real. So like the whole thing feels
Speaker 1: like again, like they they've figured out that they will
Speaker 1: get coverage in the media if they do something that
Speaker 1: seems like a joke but is actually a product that
Speaker 1: they're trying to sell.
Speaker 3: This is the fire Festival of airlines.
Speaker 1: It is. It's it's pretty wild. Their promotional video asserts that, like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a good product. When they have to
Speaker 1: say this in the promotional video, this is a one
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Speaker 1: what the fun travel is here? Bringing fucking dogs?
Speaker 3: What do you doubt it? You doubt it? WHOA, my god?
Speaker 1: Oh it's so stupid.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty in flight entertainment.
Speaker 1: So one thing that's important to note is that the
Speaker 1: so called dog airline also allows humans. And I'm guessing
Speaker 1: they don't show this, but I'm guessing the pilots aren't
Speaker 1: dogs either. Man. Yeah, that would have been cute as hell.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're like giving them like they call it
Speaker 1: champagne in like champagne glasses, but it's chicken broth and
Speaker 1: the dogs are just going nuts for it. It's really real, though, right,
Speaker 1: It is really real. So it's real. The thing they
Speaker 1: rented for their promotional video, they rented out like some
Speaker 1: billionaire's private plane and it's you know, over the top.
Speaker 1: There's like a doggy playground in like one section and
Speaker 1: presumably you know, it's the beginning of the flight because
Speaker 1: it's not covered in ship.
Speaker 3: But they no flight attendants are yeah, and those.
Speaker 1: Flight attendants have been mauled. But then like you see
Speaker 1: pictures from the actual flight and it just looks like
Speaker 1: an airport, like an airline flight, with a seat for
Speaker 1: the dog next to shockingly unembarrassed owners who are.
Speaker 3: Like, but what's what's crazy about it is I was
Speaker 3: watching that video that you just showed us, and it
Speaker 3: looked so much like the promise of air travel in
Speaker 3: the eighties, you know, like it looked comfortable and fun. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I and I was sold for a quick second.
Speaker 3: I was like, this looks great, but yeah, like there's
Speaker 3: food on platters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, laying down and there's like there's lay flat seats
Speaker 1: and then cut too, we're on a little just chartered flight.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, it reminds me of the difference between like
Speaker 1: that there's that icon of the seas like the biggest
Speaker 1: cruise ship ever, and all the promotional videos looked amazing
Speaker 1: and they were like, just take a slide down from
Speaker 1: your room to the dining area, and then like when
Speaker 1: you see it, it just kind of looks like a
Speaker 1: series of hotel rooms that like one of them has
Speaker 1: like a small slide pulled into it, but it kind
Speaker 1: of looked like shit went in practice, and that feels
Speaker 1: like what we're getting here. But yeah, it's a Wonka experience,
Speaker 1: it is. It's a Wonker experience, esque.
Speaker 2: Is the I mean, obviously flying on a jet is
Speaker 2: not cheap, so I'm guessing it's already a fun But
Speaker 2: this one's dogs.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I'm sure they take into account like dogs,
Speaker 1: they're gonna rarely work full time jobs that pay wages
Speaker 1: the dogs are. I'm gonna assume this is fairly affordable.
Speaker 1: Let me just okay, so one way flight from New
Speaker 1: York to LA A one way way flight new York
Speaker 1: costs six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: WHOA, this is not this So I'm now understanding what
Speaker 3: this is for. This is to get like celebrities and
Speaker 3: people who have like celebrities and leaders of industry when
Speaker 3: they are by coastal, they have to get their dog
Speaker 3: back and forth from one way or another. This is
Speaker 3: what this is a dog courier service.
Speaker 1: Right right, yeah, and it's fucking annoying to It's like
Speaker 1: the rich people with their dogs on.
Speaker 3: I do have I do have friends who like, you know,
Speaker 3: the dog set for people who are doing well and
Speaker 3: like part of their job is they have to fly
Speaker 3: the dog to New York from Holy Yeah, and this
Speaker 3: is what this is. This is there. My friends are
Speaker 3: going to lose their jobs.
Speaker 2: Now right, Oh my god. Now, well maybe they can
Speaker 2: fly bark air now.
Speaker 1: I hope that's a good Jason stam movie. By the way,
Speaker 1: like Barkerson who's taking the dogs across the country and
Speaker 1: then like this is it and everyone wants the dog
Speaker 1: though too. Somehow it's like he accidentally takes LSD halfway
Speaker 1: through and the dog begins talking to him, so that
Speaker 1: you can put the talking dog in the trailer, which
Speaker 1: is important. You lead people into thinking it's a talking
Speaker 1: animal movie. You can already I can already tell how
Speaker 1: this idea came to pass, where it's someone's being like,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you're always talking. You wish there
Speaker 1: was a sky uber for dogs just to get you
Speaker 1: a little pup to you.
Speaker 3: I just came up with it, bar.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we used that video in the
Speaker 1: cold open, but we are referring to the Miami Dolphins,
Speaker 1: like offensive line coach I think who sent a video
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend. I'm sure his wife did not appreciate
Speaker 1: it where he was like I'm about to go into
Speaker 1: a meeting and doing these lines of cocaine thinking about
Speaker 1: your babe, just thinking about your babe. And it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a long time until we can do this again
Speaker 1: together because I know you're gonna keep that baby.
Speaker 3: Do we know if he talks like that otherwise or
Speaker 3: is that just coke talk?
Speaker 1: And I don't know. I mean he was trying to
Speaker 1: be quiet, yeah, with everything except the snorts that he
Speaker 1: was doing. It's okay if my boss, if the Miami
Speaker 1: Dolphins coaches know that, I'm just railing line after line
Speaker 1: of poorly chopped up cocaine in here, but I just
Speaker 1: don't want them to know that. I'm talking sweet to
Speaker 1: my uh, to my love mistress. Yeah, I mean yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: don't worry, babe, I'm in my office. I got a
Speaker 1: full privacy.
Speaker 2: He's like in a conference room, but he's only set
Speaker 2: up like little folders around him, like nobody knows.
Speaker 1: Hey, Chris Man, we can all hear you, man, Chris,
Speaker 1: this is wildly unprofessional. Man. One second, man, I'll be
Speaker 1: in the meeting in one second. But yeah, yeah, bog
Speaker 1: Airline has huge cocaine energy, like oh yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: CEO like road put put himself in a dog crate
Speaker 1: and flew from across the country and a dog crate
Speaker 1: like in the belly of a plane allegedly. Again, I
Speaker 1: think this person is just he's on he's on cocaine.
Speaker 1: He's also like a low level like you know, media influencer,
Speaker 1: like marketing person. I think he's just like kind of
Speaker 1: smart about getting media attention. But it's uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think the worst a worst night for nightmare for
Speaker 3: any marketing executive is to have a podcaster with an
Speaker 3: audience called him low level, right and that Yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: Like my teenage daughter is really into TikTok, so I
Speaker 1: utilized her for inspiration. Yeah, Like you couldn't have the
Speaker 1: dogs running loose in a plane, right, Like that feels dangerous,
Speaker 1: doesn't it? If you hit fucking turbulence.
Speaker 2: With the stories we've heard about turbulence, w people's getting
Speaker 2: floppy rags turbulence reality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those dogs are gonna be like popcorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, popcorn, popcorn. We make your dog popcorn. Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1: They give them popcorn. No, no, we turn your dog
Speaker 1: into popcorn. Because they're flying all over the unrecognizable fragmented
Speaker 1: bits of them. But it's fun. It's fun.
Speaker 2: It looks like the strawberry stuff I think. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I wish them all of the cocaine that they wish for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, their endeavor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people flying like, there's multiple people who are
Speaker 1: willing to be I'm guessing they are the interns at
Speaker 1: Pause Airlines or whatever the fuck this thing Mark Air.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're the interns at Bark air because I
Speaker 1: can't imagine somebody like they're these like young women who
Speaker 1: are posing as like dog owners who just spent six
Speaker 1: thousand dollars on a one way flight with Yeah. Party's like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what do you do for work?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: Because I would do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You're like, if you can piss away six grand for
Speaker 2: a fucking one way yeah, park. Also imagine the energy
Speaker 2: of those fucking passengers. It's not even the dogs I'm
Speaker 2: worried about it. It's the fucking humans that have six
Speaker 2: grand to piss away and they're like, I can bring
Speaker 2: my dog on their flight and they don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck about anyone or anything that.
Speaker 1: I agree they should be able to do this. This
Speaker 1: is their right as wealthy people who have earned more
Speaker 1: money and therefore are better than us. I just think
Speaker 1: they should have to build the plane themselves, right, just
Speaker 1: like they're building the submersibles to go down to see
Speaker 1: the Titanic.
Speaker 3: But isn't it perplexing to you that, like, for six
Speaker 3: grand you get your dog in there, presumably you need
Speaker 3: to get spend another six grand to get your ass
Speaker 3: on the plane? Right? Why who is the person who's
Speaker 3: wealthy enough to do that but is also willing to
Speaker 3: be on a dog plane? Like, hey, it's like that
Speaker 3: might be the RFK audience that figure.
Speaker 1: Where is this diagram? It's and again it's Alicia Silverstone.
Speaker 3: We are huge. We consider we are huge.
Speaker 1: You taught me how to feed my children, my baby
Speaker 1: birding them. Yep, so that is a thing that she advocated.
Speaker 1: You taught me that I should never touch plastic. Never
Speaker 1: touch plastic. We will never do l I mean she
Speaker 1: might have been right about that. Yeah, yeah, do not. Look.
Speaker 3: Turns out I have so much microplastic in my scrotum.
Speaker 2: But your yeah, I have so much microplastics in my scrotum.
Speaker 2: My scrotom looks like a McDonald's ball pit, all plastic
Speaker 2: spears flopping around.
Speaker 1: That is exactly how I picture it. Unfortunate. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is a particular but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, what that microplastic scrotum sounds like it's like
Speaker 2: carring a bunch of little like classic playballs in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think my man's got a sack full of bbies
Speaker 1: or something. Well, Alex, truly a pleasure of having you
Speaker 1: as always. Where can people find you? Follow you all
Speaker 1: that good stuff?
Speaker 3: You are good as a feelings podcast about movies, and
Speaker 3: you can find it where you listen to podcasts, and
Speaker 3: then you can find me on social media Alex Stead
Speaker 3: where these days I post a lot of photos and
Speaker 3: stuff from zines, So find me there?
Speaker 1: Amazing. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: I just oh, yeah, absolutely, I know we're all huge
Speaker 3: Jamie Loftis fans.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 3: Hear her new show sixteenth Minute Love It so good,
Speaker 3: Love Love. I don't know how she has the bandwidth
Speaker 3: for everything she does, but it's another classic Jamie Loftis
Speaker 3: joint and I love it.
Speaker 1: Another banger. Great recommendation, Yeah, Miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can find me on on Twitter, Instagram, and
Speaker 2: the like at Miles of Gray. You can also find
Speaker 2: Jack and I on our basketball podcast Miles of jackot
Speaker 2: Matt Boosties. You can find me talking ninety day Fiance
Speaker 2: on four to twenty Day Fiance, and you can hear
Speaker 2: me talking about the Rainbow Party conspiracy about teen sex
Speaker 2: parties gone wild from the early odds on My Mama
Speaker 2: told me that's Linkston Kerman's podcast with David Borie. Let's
Speaker 2: see a tweet I like is from Scott g at
Speaker 2: s c t T f r n ks at f
Speaker 2: n ks.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 2: I hate when people just put a fucking smattering of
Speaker 2: letters as their handle. It's probably Scott Franks anyway, t was.
Speaker 2: Occasionally I'll hear a word aloud for the first time,
Speaker 2: having read it a hundred times in my life and
Speaker 2: pronouncing it wrong in.
Speaker 1: My head all the while.
Speaker 2: Today it was viscount, and I think for anyone who's
Speaker 2: watching Bridgert and you're like, yeah, what's not viscount fuck,
Speaker 2: it's via Yah, which is weird because I maybe only
Speaker 2: read that twice in my life, But for this person,
Speaker 2: like I've read in hundreds of times.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what you read just a lot of like
Speaker 1: period romance pieces, or you're really into like the history.
Speaker 3: Of the upper class.
Speaker 1: Viscount vicountant, viscount fuck that, fuck that fu fuck you bro,
Speaker 1: fuck you, viscount Bro. Let's see a couple of tweets
Speaker 1: I've been enjoying Troy Murphy's cousin at was blind now
Speaker 1: the letter I see. Oh, your favorite basketball team isn't
Speaker 1: in the NBA Finals. It's probably because of your own
Speaker 1: moral failings as an individual. Work on yourself. And I
Speaker 1: didn't realize, but that's what my brain believed prior to
Speaker 1: reading that tweet. Yeah, where'd you go wrong? Where did
Speaker 1: we go wrong? Oh? My god? Luis Vercetti at ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Verchetti tweeted the picture of the guy whispering to George W.
Speaker 1: Bush that a second plan is struck the tower, but
Speaker 1: it says no rush. But I'm ready to dip wherever
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Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as a song
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Speaker 2: It's been blowing up on social media and it's an
Speaker 2: earworm that I can't get on in right head, so
Speaker 2: guess what it won't get out of yours either. It's
Speaker 2: called michaelton m I k O lt oh and parenthetical
Speaker 2: that's my dog and it's a song. It's just Dear
Speaker 2: Silas is the artist, is just his love letter to
Speaker 2: his pet Shihuahua, and it's just whole some. But it's
Speaker 2: also just got a great R and B to like
Speaker 2: groove to it, and when you listen to the lyrics,
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, okay, we're just talking about a dog,
Speaker 2: nothing more.
Speaker 1: How hard you ride for your dog? So anyway, this
Speaker 1: is Michael tip by Dear Silas. Pretty sure that earworm
Speaker 1: is a parasite based on the description of your motivations
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