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Speaker 3: There's like a lot of other moves you can Sorry,

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Speaker 1: That's already I'm thinking the.

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Speaker 2: Green legs, yelds are green, I see all that. Come on.

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Speaker 3: The Fedora doesn't class it up enough, no, not to

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Speaker 4: I can't tell me as long as you know I

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Speaker 4: and factual. Welcome back to another episode of My Mama

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Speaker 4: Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dived deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 4: And we finally worked to prove that Shatasha Williams is

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Speaker 4: was the Harmony. Whoa that we didn't we I got you, Shatasha, Baby,

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Speaker 4: keep your head up.

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Speaker 3: My name is David Bord. I'm lazy Germy. Now I

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Speaker 2: I get people don't talk enough about Aunt Tasha. She said,

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Speaker 2: then we they said in the name Bone Thugs and Harmony.

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Speaker 2: We know they weren't singing, come on, justin Pasha. Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Bory Can I call you by?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We just thought that's I prefer it, Bory Man. You

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Speaker 1: Man, that's what I'm talking about. Come on, sang all

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Speaker 2: Listen in the house.

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Speaker 3: The knee bone is connected to the girl bone, and

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Speaker 3: that's intense. That's damn. Do you think you think they're

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Speaker 3: ever sitting back and being like, damn, we really we

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Speaker 4: I feel like they must know because I have done

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Speaker 4: a deep bone dive, as we all have adults here.

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Speaker 3: Sure, if this were Cameron's podcast, we would have had

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Speaker 2: But but this ain't that podcast. Pauses there we go gas,

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Speaker 4: I just like I just talk, and sometimes it's it's

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Speaker 3: No, we're happier here. I was at my manager's office

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Speaker 2: Me never played with silver toys when there's lightning outside

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Speaker 2: So my mom comes in and I got Shredder in

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Speaker 3: You get you get shredder in the bathtub one too

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Speaker 3: Man that's just a Japanese man in football year that ain't.

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Speaker 1: She was like, all, I know that. You know.

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Speaker 2: Those are purple.

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Speaker 3: You know those a decent lightning fearing man. Go ahead,

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Speaker 2: But I just like, b I remember, I never bought

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Speaker 2: I can't die. And I never heard no other parents

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Speaker 4: I've heard it just with metal in general, silver and specific.

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Speaker 4: I had just heard it in metal, don't be fucking around.

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Speaker 4: Because to be completely honest, I don't have any silver

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Speaker 3: Have We got to get you some silver.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're not so much silverer right now. You got

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Speaker 3: Got somebody you gotta have silver.

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Speaker 3: I had always heard metal, like avoid obviously metal objects

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Speaker 2: You know, it's funny that don't make sense. I feel

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Speaker 2: just like, this doesn't make any sense. But you know,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of my life I've got,

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Speaker 4: I've taken so much word is back from just like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it has a car.

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Speaker 2: I guess the confidence is key man man.

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Speaker 3: I remember my mom once told me that, uh, that

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Speaker 3: Aretha Franklin's son had run off with what his name,

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Speaker 3: And I can't remember his fucking name now, but he's

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Speaker 3: a very fantastic actor.

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Speaker 1: Louis James.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, mister.

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Speaker 2: Goddamn, I'm gonna be dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was in Fargo season five. Glenn Turman, Yes,

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Speaker 3: Glynn Turman. My mom told me for years that Glenn

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Speaker 3: Turman had had like a secret affair with Aretha franklin son.

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Speaker 2: It was just my mom saying it, did you come home?

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Speaker 4: We believed everybody was related. We were one of those

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Speaker 4: like take Ali was for sure, Mouhammed Ali's daughter. What

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And they look it up and you're like, oh, no,

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Speaker 4: I think it's because I was like, well, there's not

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Speaker 1: They must be relating.

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Speaker 2: Half down the line. I got to connect someone at

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Speaker 2: Is that crazy?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: So so your mom says this to you, You agree

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Speaker 3: since been like weirdly superstitious or nervous around silver objects

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Speaker 1: No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: I think, as hard as it is to admit, I

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Speaker 2: And I think those are two separate things. Oh, in

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Speaker 2: my mind, I was just like, this is just not true.

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Speaker 2: But you know, small black children didn't really have a voice.

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Speaker 2: Growing up the way we we did, we really couldn't

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Speaker 2: I would have been really surprised like that.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. Let me tell you, as.

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Speaker 4: Far as my family, large black men don't have much

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Speaker 4: She says, Really, she's listening, she had a heart, she's

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Speaker 1: I just, yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's maybe they

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, my mom just tried to FaceTime me.

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Speaker 2: That's you fucked up on it, bro on it.

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Speaker 3: Baby girl figured out how to get a feed and

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Speaker 3: she's she's listening to her exactly what you said.

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Speaker 1: How afraid of electricity were you as a child? Though?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I have a funny story about this that

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Speaker 2: I haven't thought about in a long time. I was

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Speaker 2: So upon learning about conducting electricity and metal and stuff

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Speaker 2: Take a fork, mediate sock, go to my room, close

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Speaker 2: hers socket.

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Speaker 1: That.

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Speaker 3: I love that. First of all, I love that you

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Speaker 8: The he turned the lights down, candle, put that little

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Speaker 3: And now it's forking socket time.

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Speaker 1: Com please.

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Speaker 3: You'll never find a fork like.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, close the door, take this fork immediately, go

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Speaker 2: to the socket and no, no, no condom, no foreplay

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Speaker 2: I saw a bubble like I got shocked immediately, and

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Speaker 1: Bubble go up my forearm. Oh no, all the way

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Speaker 2: Immediately I knew I was a superhero. I he said that.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is my because

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Speaker 3: I am like, you're like, no, I know it's in me.

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Speaker 2: I'm a science experiment now, my hero or villain, it depends.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's too early to tell. The first

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Speaker 2: Spent like the whole afternoon doing that, and initially I

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Speaker 3: First of all, I'm sorry that that happened to you.

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Speaker 3: I was hopeful too. I was hopeful that that story

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Speaker 2: No, it feels like an origin story for sure.

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Speaker 2: I fell into the vat of science liquid and I

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you did all right, though it's you did alright

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Speaker 3: I was living in at the previous to that, and

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Speaker 3: I ain't got no powers, and I don't think I'm

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Speaker 2: Cuz I took was one random outburst for you to

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Speaker 3: and I'm meeting it.

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00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 4: I was afraid. I didn't think I could get a superpowers.

443
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 4: But I have a very specific reason. I was afraid

444
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 4: of electricity. I was a big latch key kid, right,

445
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,120
Speaker 4: and if you were a latchkey kid, it was don't cook,

446
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 4: was like the big thing, right, do not cook. Don't

447
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 4: fucking cook. So mom was gone, I cook immediately because

448
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 4: we didn't have anything good in the house. Because after

449
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 4: school we didn't have anything good. I was like, I'm

450
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 4: gonna make a tuna fish sandwich. But I was like,

451
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 4: let me church this up a bit. You know, it's

452
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 4: you know, it's better than a tuna's fish sandwich, A

453
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 4: hot tune of melt right, So.

454
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 3: I'm saying I'm saying it turned out smart.

455
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 4: So I fucking I took the can off, I drained

456
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 4: the juice, and then I was like, I'll just throw

457
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 4: the can in the microwave. Oh no, Like, I just

458
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 4: throw the can in the microwave to heat it up right,

459
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 4: Oh god no, And I put it in there and

460
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 4: I'm sitting because I'm I could have been more than

461
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 4: eight or nine. I'm sitting about three inches away from

462
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 4: that bitch. And there was like four seconds and maybe

463
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,159
Speaker 4: there was like a lightning bolt that went from the

464
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 4: top of the can to the side of the can

465
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 4: and it was like oh bright, and it hurt my

466
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 4: eyes and I backed up. And ever since then, I've

467
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 4: been so afraid of like I fucking because I thought

468
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 4: the whole house is going to bring down. And ever

469
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 4: she said, I've been so afraid of electricity.

470
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: I've even say, you be afraid of tuna.

471
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 2: Like you know what, man, I've been nowhere near tuna

472
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: ever since. Get that album away from me.

473
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: If anything, I doubled down.

474
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 2: Anything that day or were you know, I just.

475
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: Pulled it out and made it a cold tunis Oh man.

476
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 2: Not deter You're like, Okay, that's out.

477
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 3: I'm just going yeah, you ate that radiated tuna. Yeah,

478
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.

479
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 4: It wasn't like we had a bunch to just like

480
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: throw around, you know what I mean, I already had

481
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 4: a plan.

482
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 3: You took a big swing. You could you could just

483
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 3: skip it.

484
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 4: Hilarious, man, man, I remember how I scared the ship

485
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 4: out of me.

486
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: That's great.

487
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 3: So you didn't get the lightning powers that you dreamt of.

488
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 3: You don't believe necessarily that that your mom was correcting

489
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 3: all of this. Where where do you stand now in

490
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 3: all of this? What are you telling your children? Your father?

491
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 3: What are you telling your children as it relates to

492
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 3: lightning and experimentation with forks and sockets and whatnot?

493
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: You know what? I shoot, My kids are seventeen and fifteen.

494
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 2: I realized I've never had a conversation with them about

495
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 2: any of the safety of lightning period.

496
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: Man.

497
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: I think also because like my their generation didn't grow

498
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 2: up outside as much as we did, so they're never

499
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: like I can't even say they've ever been outdoors in

500
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: a lightning storm, thunder lightning storm when they weren't like

501
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 2: in a car or something. Yeah, so I never had

502
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 2: to pass that along. It's so interesting how the thing

503
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: about parenthood that really messes with my mind is like

504
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: the money, but in addition to that, it's like, for

505
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 2: better for worse, you really are responsible for somebody's worldview,

506
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 2: like how they start off seeing the world then they

507
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: either have to accept that change it. Like my mom

508
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 2: was like, this is the thing about lightning, kids, you

509
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. And I had to reject that.

510
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 2: But at least she put us, you know, she puts

511
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: something out there. And I feel like that's the wildest

512
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: thing about parenthood is like, bro, I don't even know

513
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: what's happening in the world.

514
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,239
Speaker 1: Dude, don't listen to me. I don't know.

515
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 2: I don't even know how good I'm doing it as

516
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 2: a parent. Just just I remember one time it was

517
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 2: really funny. I messed with my kids about this. We

518
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: had like a what does an animal sound?

519
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 1: You know?

520
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 2: We were doing that like it was like a little

521
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 2: picture boss. No, no, it was like a picture book.

522
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: It was like cow ca.

523
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 2: You're like teaching them and I would be like cow,

524
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: the cow says, move right. And I remember getting to

525
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 2: like giraffe and I was like, you know, the draft

526
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 2: does it make a sound that we noticed? And I

527
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 2: remember thinking, and I did this. I was like, I'm

528
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 2: gonna make up a draft now, and I hope my

529
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: kids go to school and fight to the nail because

530
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 2: they're gonna believe me. So I was like, and the

531
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 2: draft says, And I did that all the time. I

532
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: made up like alligators, any animal that didn't have a sound.

533
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: For sure.

534
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: I was just like and the crocodile says. And I

535
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: wanted them to just go to school or daycare and

536
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: be like, no, man, my dad said, and he's right.

537
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 2: He was running about cows. He was running about birds

538
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: and ducks.

539
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 3: You know, say like, why would he lie tell me

540
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 3: that it couldn't possibly be because of his insecurity? Isn't

541
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 3: mean because he don't know nothing.

542
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 4: As one member of this panel who's not a father,

543
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 4: I think you did the right thing. I believe I

544
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 4: want him to not respect you. Think you don't know

545
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 4: anything about nature. My dad doesn't even know what a

546
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 4: giraffe sounds like. He's supposed to keep me safe in

547
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 4: the world. You don't even know about a giraffe noise.

548
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 3: If you want to run my household, you better know

549
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 3: what a giraffe.

550
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 2: Better make it up, man, until we see one and

551
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 2: we're proven otherwise. And I remember we went to the

552
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 2: zoo one time and they were like, they're not doing

553
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 2: the sound. I was like, man, they're maybe tired or something.

554
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: Oh'sick.

555
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 3: This is just a problem with zoos sedate the animals.

556
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,959
Speaker 3: They're not themselves here. We got to see the nature.

557
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 2: When we go to Africa, these are in captivity. Man,

558
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: I don't even know this is true. But did y'all

559
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 2: watch Blackfish, the documentary about World. Oh yeah, so you know,

560
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: I went to see World all the time as a kid,

561
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: and I remember that. I remember the dorsal finn thing specifically,

562
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: it's like flapped over in SeaWorld and we were you know,

563
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 2: the kids always asked and they will say, oh, you know,

564
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: they made up something like, oh yeah, this happens a

565
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: lot with these type of whales. And then in Blackfish

566
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 2: they were like, that never happens. Ever, it only happened

567
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: that SeaWorld, being like, oh my god, I just I

568
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 2: believe these people because they work with the well, it

569
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: never crossed my mind that they could be its bias

570
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 2: and propaganda. It's big, big sea. World wants to frame

571
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 2: little children's behind and like that's what parents like, Like

572
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: somebody just says something and goes with it so confidently

573
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: you try to question him.

574
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 3: Listen, kids, his dorsal fin has flipped that way because

575
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 3: he's having too much fun.

576
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 2: He's doubled over.

577
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 3: You ever had too many Skittles kids. That's what he

578
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 3: feels like.

579
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: And we don't know enough to challenge them. Man, they

580
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: have to know them and be with them all day.

581
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 3: I mean they were beating this ship out the whales,

582
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 3: honestly struggling to keep his fin up.

583
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 4: I'm not pro that, but they did a good job

584
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 4: because SeaWorld was funny. Shit Broz to go manin the

585
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 4: Dolphins showed SeaWorld is one of the top five experiences

586
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 4: of my whole life.

587
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: All right, guys, I shouldn't do this. I should not

588
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: do this. We're already having a great time. I watched

589
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: that documentary with my wife and I was like, if

590
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: I never knew this, I would never know this. So

591
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: we went to vacation in Florida, like I don't two

592
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 2: years ago and they were like, we got tickets to

593
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: Sea Worm, Man, we should go. And I was just like, yes,

594
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna rob my children. At least a chance

595
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 2: to watch black Fish and know them. Lie. But they

596
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: gotta see a well do you have to? Man, I'm sorry,

597
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 2: see world is still open. The documentary didn't do enough damage.

598
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 7: Man.

599
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 2: People were like, oh, that's crazy, but it's still doing well.

600
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 4: And you gotta know the steaks. You gotta know the

601
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 4: steaks you got. Then you gotta choose. You have to

602
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 4: know how much fun you had. But then you have

603
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 4: to be like, all right, now, I choose because otherwise

604
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 4: you never even got to have that fun.

605
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: And that's probably my issue, is I've I've chosen not

606
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: to do it. But it's only because I've never tried

607
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 3: that sweet Sea World cocaine, you know what I mean,

608
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 3: Like I've never sweet gotten a taste.

609
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: It's good.

610
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 2: It seems like it's I feel so bad, but I'm like, man, man,

611
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: it is cool. Though I'm sorry, man, there's we just

612
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: gotta be honest with ourselves. Man, we are we are

613
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: not perfect people. We're flawed individuals. And I let capitalism

614
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: get the best of me. And I was all in

615
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 2: for like years when I saw that. It was like

616
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 2: years I didn't take my kids to see world. But

617
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: you know, I was weak in that moment and I

618
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: had We had the best time. It's amazing. It's amazing.

619
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 2: It's amazing. Maybe feel more guilty, like if it was terrible,

620
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: I have been like, man, this is man, I shouldn't

621
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 2: even but because it was so good, I was. I mean,

622
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 2: the food was good, the rides.

623
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,719
Speaker 3: We watched, the show, we ate, well, it was. It

624
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 3: was a hell of a time.

625
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 4: But listen, here's what I argue. It's that not the

626
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 4: mark of a truly great father. You took the burden

627
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 4: of that on you, and you internalized it. You didn't

628
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 4: catch down generational blackfish trauma. You said, no, I'm gonna

629
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 4: let these little kids enjoy it. I know the evil

630
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 4: that works with them.

631
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 2: That's nice.

632
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: I'm a hero. Yeah, I don't think.

633
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 3: I don't think our listeners are going to agree. But that's.

634
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: All right.

635
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 3: We have to take a break. We'll be back with

636
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 3: more Kevil on stage and more. My mama told me.

637
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 7: It was due to a feces thrown all over the walls,

638
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 7: the floor, the ceiling, and a stunk.

639
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 6: We are back with stage Michael Jackson. Of course it

640
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 6: was Michael was a real clip. Of course it was

641
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 6: a real clip.

642
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 2: I've never heard that wasn't a or something already.

643
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 3: If I'm not mistaken, it was something relating to the

644
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 3: Second Trial. I feel like it has something to do

645
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 3: with with the Second Trial, because that was the that

646
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 3: was the era. If we if I'm remembering correctly, where

647
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson had linked up with Johnny cochrane and they

648
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 3: were sort of playing him heavy as a black artist

649
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 3: being mistreated.

650
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 2: Uh.

651
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 3: They did the same OJ ship where they're like, this

652
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 3: is a racial issue, and I think it had something

653
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 3: to do with people like abusing him or mistreating him

654
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 3: and and like giving him a shitty booboo room.

655
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: Or something like that. Play it one more time.

656
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: I was hoping you would say that, yeah.

657
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 7: There was doo dooo feces thrown all over the walls,

658
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 7: the floor of the ceiling in a stunk.

659
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 2: That I've never heard.

660
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: What I like.

661
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 3: What I like most is that he says there was

662
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 3: doo dooo feces as if they are some sort of conjunction,

663
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 3: that it is a that to say one, you cannot

664
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 3: say one without the other. It was due do feis.

665
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 4: I mean, I think there's levels and we can all

666
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 4: agree that sometimes you do these, sometimes you feces.

667
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: I feel like it's only used in medical terms. But

668
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 2: it's so black that Michael Jackson says doodoo.

669
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 3: Like, hey, he's a black man.

670
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 2: I imagine him not in character like man, there's doodoo

671
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 2: everywhere and there man's going on Michael Jackson, Man, you'll

672
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 2: got doodoo, you got feces over here? Come on, you

673
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 2: sold eighty million albums? I do and fe You think

674
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 2: Prince got dooty owners?

675
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 3: Wall on the fucking Beatles catalog? What is brong with y'all?

676
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: I got a monkey, nigga monkey, don't no doodle? He

677
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 2: no better than don't do it at me. I wish

678
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 2: brothers one. Don't doodle at me. I kill him dead.

679
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 2: I don't you do like that?

680
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: He ships in a toilet like an adult?

681
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: What a while? We were talking about Sea World earlier.

682
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 3: What a wild time where we were just letting regular citizens'

683
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 3: own exotic animals take them to award shows.

684
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 4: And it's such a dangerous practice because I grew up

685
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 4: thinking like I thought that as a kid, I was like, yeah,

686
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 4: I fucked around, I can get a monkey.

687
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: That was my dream.

688
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 3: I was gonna get a monkey, Yeah, one hundred percent.

689
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 3: I was going to get a spider monkey when I

690
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: grew up.

691
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: See this is fucked up.

692
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 4: In hindsight, I think I wanted a chimp, which is

693
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 4: the danger most one that kills you.

694
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I seen a chimp rip some dudes head.

695
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 2: He ripped the scalp Off. You seen it, not in

696
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 2: real life, it was it was on the internet. He

697
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 2: was like, you know those places, but we're gonna pet

698
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: the monkeys, and the monkey like grabbed his head and

699
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 2: just rip fuck and it was like white meat.

700
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not doing that no more.

701
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 2: I used to want to go to Thailand and do that,

702
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 2: and now I'm like, I'm unaware of monkey strength. And

703
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: I've seen Planet of the Apes, but I ain't seen

704
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 2: head to the white meat and one fell swoop.

705
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I mean because Plant of the Apes is

706
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 4: more about their mental strength. Yeah, Physically that's a worthy opponent.

707
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 3: They're formidable in many ways.

708
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: This is great. It's a good time perform It's like,

709
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: can you imagine somebody hopping into this podcast at this

710
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 2: moment in here? You know, physically they're a formative poet

711
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 2: Jim bar anyway.

712
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 3: And then they get off and they're like, what is

713
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 3: that podcast about? It like black conspiracy theories. I think

714
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 3: it's black people in conspiracy theories, but sometimes they talk

715
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 3: about strong ass monkeys.

716
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 2: And Michael Jackson saying Dodo, man, it all makes sense

717
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: if you heard the whole episode. You can't skip around

718
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 2: you gotta from around.

719
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 3: Enjoy the thing.

720
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: No, you gotta buckle, and we're not a dalliance.

721
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, keV, I did some research on your conspiracy theory

722
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 3: that I would love to unpack with you. I went

723
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 3: to the National Weather Service website to review some of

724
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 3: the songs admits about lightning, and they do feel a

725
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 3: lot of weird questions, including if crouching down or lying

726
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 3: down in the center of a field during a storm

727
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 3: will keep you safe. Uh, And I assure you all

728
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 3: it does not. It in fact, just makes you dumb

729
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 3: and looks silly. They said, lying down especially is dangerous

730
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 3: because if lightning strikes nearby, the electric current that moves

731
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 3: through the ground, it's just like has a better chance

732
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: of spreading through your whole body.

733
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's dope, I have some more to be scared of.

734
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: That's good, that's what.

735
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, So don't lie down.

736
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 2: Thinking up that's a good question.

737
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: That is a good question.

738
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 2: You're weighing like I'm jumping, so I'm closer to the lightning.

739
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 2: But if it misses me and hits the ground, I'm

740
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 2: not part of the conducted electricity.

741
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't.

742
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 3: It wasn't in their questions, but I'm happy to submit

743
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 3: that one. Afterwards, I'll also submit can you pray the

744
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: lightning away? Let's let's just hit all the silliest ones.

745
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 3: We confirmed.

746
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

747
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 3: One of the things that they say, though, is that

748
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 3: it is dangerous to be outside in all circumstances during

749
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 3: a lightning storm. However, they say the closest thing to

750
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: a safe alternative we have is being in your actual house.

751
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,479
Speaker 3: So you were already doing the right thing by being

752
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 3: in a home with all of your electricity turned off.

753
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 3: And they say that the only time that it actually

754
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 3: is dangerous in your house of being struck by lightning

755
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 3: is if you.

756
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 2: Are around the electric slide.

757
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're doing the electric slide.

758
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: Especially the part where we go like that, that's the production,

759
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 2: that's the conduction.

760
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 3: If you strike while it's striking, that's a man.

761
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: You're done. You are calling for lightning if you're doing that.

762
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 4: That's what it started out. It was a Native American

763
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 4: lightning dance. We co opted it.

764
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know.

765
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 3: You can't see it. It's electric. But they say that

766
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 3: the one time that it is dangerous is that if

767
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 3: you are around something that conducts electricity. So they ask

768
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 3: you to avoid corded phones if you're still doing that shit,

769
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: electrical appliances, wires, TV cables, computers, plumbing, metal doors and windows.

770
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 3: No mention of silver shredder toys on the list.

771
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 4: Here's a question that I have immediately. This is where

772
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 4: my closed Yep, you say plumbing. Now, let's say I

773
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 4: am taking one of the aforementioned dodoos.

774
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 3: One of one of Michael's infamous dodoos.

775
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 4: And I'm steepling now, so you understand that I'm being

776
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 4: very serious. Yeah, is there a possibility of lightning striking

777
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 4: my booty?

778
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: Hoole.

779
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go so far as to say the boot

780
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: is not the threat. There there are stories of people

781
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 3: being in lightning strikes while taking showers. It seems like

782
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 3: showers are more of a threat than lightning shooting up

783
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 3: the toilet into your booty hole.

784
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 2: It's got a scoops out hugs the sides of the bull.

785
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 3: If you do it right, the doo move out the way.

786
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a lot of iron.

787
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

788
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 3: It does sound though, like if I were using a

789
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 3: process of elimination, which I imagine your mother may have

790
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 3: been doing at the time, that maybe if you turned

791
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 3: out all the lights, and you've turned out all the

792
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 3: things that in theory conduct electricity, and you additionally had

793
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 3: to consider other things that might be a threat to

794
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 3: your child. Something shimmery and or silver would fall into

795
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 3: like a safer category. Then let's say trench coat, Raphael,

796
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like Native American, Michaelangelo, whatever

797
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 3: the other alternatives you had in your house. One of

798
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 3: the other things that I wanted to look up, and

799
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 3: this was pretty exciting, actually, is that apparently I wanted

800
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 3: to look up weird stories or insane stories of lightning strikes,

801
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 3: and there are some pretty weird ones. And apparently the

802
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 3: person who has been struck the most by lightning is

803
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 3: a man named Roy Cleveland Sullivan who worked as a

804
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 3: park ranger in Shenanandoah Shenandoah Shenandoah Okay hell Yeah National

805
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 3: Park in Virginia between nineteen forty two and nineteen seventy seven,

806
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 3: and he claims to have been struck by lightning. Hold

807
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 3: for the drum roll seven times. Seven times he was

808
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 3: struck by lightning and survived all of them. I'm seeing

809
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 3: some skepticism on your faces.

810
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 4: Well, I first of all want to make light of

811
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 4: the fact that you thought it might be doing.

812
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 2: He just announced it twice. Shut a door. If you

813
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 2: haven't corrected him, he might They're still telling how many

814
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: different ways he could have went with that fellas.

815
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 3: I was gonna keep making noises till I till I

816
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 3: made it feel right.

817
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: A rookie outside linebacker.

818
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 3: Just a nice simoen man who moved to the stage

819
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 3: to play football man.

820
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,439
Speaker 2: But seven times that's document who was there.

821
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 3: So that's the thing.

822
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 1: It's rare.

823
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 3: I think that lightning strikes and there's just somebody there

824
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 3: being like, whoa, you got a short by lightning.

825
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 2: They're just like, this is crazy, Roy, you are on

826
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: a roll, my man, I gotta flip to the next day.

827
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: Child.

828
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: He did have a number of sort of like artifacts

829
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 3: to sort of demonstrate or like things that that he

830
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 3: had to show for it. Like twice I think he

831
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 3: got struck on the top of his head and it

832
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 3: like singed the middle of his his ranger hat and

833
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 3: basically burned a hole in the middle and at one

834
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 3: point lit his.

835
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: Hair on fire.

836
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 3: So all of that stuff is documented, and I don't

837
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 3: know that he did that independently, you know what I mean.

838
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 3: I don't think that he was just like fucking around

839
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 3: and lighting his hair on fire on his own, you

840
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 3: know what I mean.

841
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: So this leads to my next question.

842
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 4: How much silver did my man have on him?

843
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: Oh?

844
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: He was drippy flying toys. We need to find out

845
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 2: if he was an avid shredder collector. Yeah, and he's

846
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 2: just like, under no circumstances ever, even in the house

847
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 2: without these, I don't care how many times I would

848
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: rather die.

849
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 3: I don't give both.

850
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 2: Well, my mom says, he's like I got six times.

851
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen again.

852
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 3: It's only making super Shredders. It's only making super Shredders.

853
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,439
Speaker 1: How old was he? How is he dead?

854
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 2: Now?

855
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 3: He has to be dead. He was born in like

856
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 3: nineteen thirteen or some shit like that. And was he

857
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 3: Did he die of lightning complications? I don't think so.

858
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 3: I think he lived a pretty regular life, it seems.

859
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 3: This is what makes it even crazier is that it

860
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 3: doesn't even feel like he got messed up that bad

861
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 3: from his lightning strikes, like it his legs. I didn't

862
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 3: look all that up.

863
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: You get hit by lightning you're not does not work.

864
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't think about that.

865
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 2: That's the first thing I thought.

866
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 4: If that goes, there's no way you're gonna make a regular.

867
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: His kid better be fast as fucked right. His baby's

868
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: raiding lighting seven times. You are making electronic children.

869
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you come it says finish him, and

870
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 3: then then rating comes out. That's not my best joke,

871
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 3: but I got something.

872
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 1: I got It was solid.

873
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 3: I also read about one of the oldest and worst

874
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 3: lightning strikes ever recorded, happening in a town called Brescia, Italy.

875
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 3: Does anybody have a correction for Brescia Breccia? I don't

876
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 3: know how to power?

877
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: Okay.

878
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 3: Tittysville, Italy. In seventeen sixty nine, a church was being

879
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 3: used as a battery to store approximately one hundred tons

880
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 3: of gunpowder. The church took a direct hit of lightning,

881
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 3: and all the gunpowder eventually caught fire and exploded. After

882
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 3: all the dust settled, nearly a sixth of the city

883
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 3: was destroyed and killed nearly three thousand people.

884
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, I started laughingly.

885
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, fellas, Sorry, this can't all be fun in games.

886
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 3: Three thousand dead Italians from the seventeen.

887
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 9: Hundreds sounds like a shudder job to me. No, I

888
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 9: wish you would get sorry. I laughed too early. You

889
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 9: could not have anticipated. That's how that story ended.

890
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,959
Speaker 2: Man having such a good time.

891
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll tell you one more example, and this

892
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 3: one actually is pretty fun. This one doesn't get sad.

893
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: But I found a part of the National Weather Service

894
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 3: website that is self submitted, like lists of recent survivors

895
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: of lightning strikes. Like people can type in right in

896
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 3: there and be like, I survived and this is what happened,

897
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. And most of the injuries that they

898
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 3: report are like, it's it ranges, it's the full gamut.

899
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 3: They they chronic pain, lost, coma's depression, ears, ringing, muscle funk,

900
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 3: loss of muscle function, all of that shit. But there

901
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 3: was one person on this list, a woman named Missy,

902
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 3: who claimed to have gotten extrasensory perception ESP from her

903
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 3: encounter with lightning.

904
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 4: So okay, and some of our listens, I know, but

905
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 4: some of our listeners maybe don't fully understand ESP. Yeah,

906
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: as an actual like that guy Cruskin invented it, right,

907
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 4: I don't know much about I.

908
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: Well, it's me, it's me. I don't know what it is.

909
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what it fuck?

910
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 3: It is like, no, listen, I'm glad you're asking that.

911
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 3: And in fact, I tracked down the email that she sent. Oh,

912
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 3: and I can read it to you all now. The

913
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 3: subject line is high price for pizza question mark, supernatural

914
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 3: side effect question mark, And she says, I was struck

915
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 3: by lightning about twelve years ago. No one ever told

916
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 3: me that you weren't supposed to be on a landline

917
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 3: telephone during an electrical storm. So there I was.

918
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: Say it again, she didn't have a black mom, now black.

919
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: Mama, nobody supposed to be here.

920
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 2: Well, fuck.

921
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: That one didn't even make that much sense.

922
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 2: I was. It just felt boy, what you know what,

923
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: I don't mind it.

924
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes it's just sometimes it's magic, it's not science.

925
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: She says. So there I was calling in a carry

926
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: out pizza order when I noticed that the lightning and

927
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 3: thunder was getting more intense and coming more frequently. I

928
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 3: heard static on the phone line, which kept getting louder

929
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 3: and louder. Then I heard what sounded like a loud explosion,

930
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 3: and at the same time I noticed a bright white

931
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 3: light at my feet, which was football shaped and had spikes.

932
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 3: It blew me across the floor, and I was knocked

933
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 3: out for a few seconds. My son came running into

934
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 3: the kitchen to find me laying there on the floor.

935
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 3: When I started to get a numbing feeling on one

936
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 3: side of my body, starting at the toes and working upward,

937
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 3: he called nine one one. After spending several hours in

938
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 3: the emergency room, they confirmed that I had been hit

939
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 3: by lightning. Through the phone lines after the strike, I

940
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 3: noticed a strange side effect. It's almost as if I

941
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 3: got esp extrasensory perception. Every once in a while, there

942
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 3: have been times where I speak to someone, speak someone's name,

943
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 3: someone that I haven't been heard from or seen in

944
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 3: many years, and all of a sudden they walk in

945
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 3: the door. Or time, I knew my plumbing was going

946
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 3: to be back up in the laundry, and sure enough,

947
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 3: that night it happened. I've had eerie feelings about this

948
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 3: just before they've actually happened. I've actually created a list

949
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 3: somewhere in my house of these incidents because I couldn't

950
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 3: believe it myself. Most people that know me are made,

951
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: and so am I. This periodic thing only started after

952
00:49:55,200 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 3: my lightning incident. Wow, how bought in?

953
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: Are well? Not at all? No, No, I don't. I don't.

954
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't.

955
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just the cynic in my old About three

956
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 2: sentences in, I was like girl, and that.

957
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 4: Was like, Oh, you knew the laundry was gonna back

958
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 4: up because this ship's been rattling for six months.

959
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: Fucking call your landlord. What are you talking about?

960
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 3: They're not great examples. She's not damling it with the

961
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 3: examples for esp.

962
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 2: Oh, not at all. He was like, Yeah, if that

963
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 2: was Shark Tank, I'd be like, I'm out for don't

964
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 2: door for this reason, I don't believe you.

965
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: For this reason, I'm out. I'd be like, I actually

966
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: have a lot of friends in the laundry space. It is.

967
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 3: It is a wild choice to be like, no, I

968
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 3: did get superpowers, and what is my power? I can

969
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 3: tell when my laundry room is gonna it's gonna stop

970
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 3: working the way it's supposed to.

971
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just bot.

972
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 3: You wasted your powers?

973
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.

974
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 3: And did they get that pizza for free? I don't

975
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 3: think so. I don't think the pizza got delivered. It

976
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 3: sounds like she had a rough night without pizza. And also, uh,

977
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 3: shitty superpowers damn.

978
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you lose something exactly.

979
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 3: I think if we if we can all agree, it

980
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 3: seems as if we we we are all sort of

981
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 3: certain that shredder toys are in no way a threat

982
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 3: in a lightning storm, and unfortunately, superpowers are not easily achieved,

983
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 3: even for those who are struck by lightning. It requires

984
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 3: a more miraculous interaction with chemicals and a body to

985
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 3: truly turn you supernatural.

986
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah, I think that's.

987
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 3: Damn well, keV. I think we did it. I think

988
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 3: this is I think this is a whole shebang.

989
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: This is perfect.

990
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: Man.

991
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: I still got time to go to my son's soccer game.

992
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 2: This is great timing. I appreciate it.

993
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're doing it.

994
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 3: Do you want to tell the people where they can

995
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 3: find you and what cool shit you have going on? Okay,

996
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 3: hell yeah, I love that.

997
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 2: You know, if they're curious enough that I should be

998
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 2: easy enough to fight.

999
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1000
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's not saying it's just.

1001
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 3: Like, no, you go viral often enough that I think

1002
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 3: they'll bump into you.

1003
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: That's fair to say. Come see about it, Kevi on stage.

1004
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: Just search that wherever you're looking, you'll probably find me.

1005
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 3: Well not us. We still plug Bory what you got.

1006
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 4: I want to be at the Comedy Bar in Seattle,

1007
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 4: Washing gym and on the twenty seven to twenty eighth,

1008
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 4: and I desperately need you to buy tickets. Go on

1009
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 4: my Instagram Cool Guy Jokes eighty seven and all my

1010
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 4: links are there. I got some other dates coming up,

1011
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 4: but that's what I got right now.

1012
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman.

1013
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 3: I don't have dates just yet to tell you about,

1014
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 3: but they're coming. And if you want to us your

1015
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 3: own conspiracy theories, if you want to send us your

1016
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 3: own drops, if you want to tell us how you

1017
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 3: achieved your superpower, send it all to my mama pod

1018
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 3: at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.

1019
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 3: Go to my mama told me dot Merch Central to

1020
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 3: buy some of the merch that we have cooking. They

1021
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,240
Speaker 3: are moving to them, shirts and hats, they're moving fast.

1022
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 3: We want y'all to have them. So go there and

1023
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 3: like subscribe, do whatever bullshit you're supposed to do to

1024
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 3: keep the podcast afloat. We love it, we need it,

1025
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 3: We love you. That's the whole thing. By bitch, Look

1026
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 3: if you hate cops just because of co Next time

1027
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 3: you get in trouble, call.

1028
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 2: The crackhead.

1029
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 5: My crow chips in your naies.

1030
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 2: All Kuala Bears are racist, The host layers money and

1031
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 2: turning stuff from cans opinting at