WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Down In The Dumps

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, up date.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we hear this a lot from our

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<v Speaker 2>male listeners telling us about how hard it is to

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<v Speaker 2>be a dude on the dating apps because you can

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<v Speaker 2>match with forty women, send out forty messages and never

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<v Speaker 2>hear a word back from.

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<v Speaker 1>Any of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, how many times can you write suck girl

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<v Speaker 3>and nobody else?

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<v Speaker 4>That is so disappointing, Jeff, It's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of letters to type.

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<v Speaker 5>Or do what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bunch of games to be super Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously it's easy to blame Brook for this because we

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<v Speaker 2>all know if she was still single and on the

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<v Speaker 2>dating app, she'd be messaging back every dude who even

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<v Speaker 2>glanced at her profile.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been a problem, honest to God.

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<v Speaker 3>Would not have had time for a full time job

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<v Speaker 3>if the dating apps had been around when I was single.

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<v Speaker 2>Because she is a charity dater and a generous one,

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<v Speaker 2>that is correct. Apparently there's another option out there for

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<v Speaker 2>single men to conce that's even better than the apps,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's where our listener Caleb is at right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So Caleb, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, like is as in it's a physical place?

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<v Speaker 1>Not really sure?

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<v Speaker 2>He just said he found another option and alternative to

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<v Speaker 2>the dating apps that he likes even better. So, Caleb,

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<v Speaker 2>I really am interested to find out what you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, a little bit of backstory is I started

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<v Speaker 5>off on dating apps, and yeah, it is a real

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<v Speaker 5>challenge for guys. I heard like one percent of guys

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<v Speaker 5>match with anybody.

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<v Speaker 4>What only one percent of men get matches?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, it's higher than I would have thought. So that's still.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty wild.

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<v Speaker 5>Whether or not it is true, I have to cly

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<v Speaker 5>that's my experience. So I realized, Okay, I just got

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<v Speaker 5>to get out in the real world. Okay, So a

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<v Speaker 5>couple of weeks ago, I found this TV on craig list.

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<v Speaker 5>Looked like it was in a really good shape.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and I bought it, and you bought a TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, you needed to. He cleaned up, took it home.

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<v Speaker 5>Turned out it was an Arby's digital Menuh.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen this happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait what, I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 6>So you know when they print like the when you

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<v Speaker 6>go into an Arby's and the menu is on a

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<v Speaker 6>flat screen. After like six years, they just sell them

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<v Speaker 6>and they get rid of them because they're old.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not actually TV screens.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like they can only show the Arby's menus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's oh, they look like an RB's menu.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so no matter what you're watching, you can still

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<v Speaker 3>kind of see the outline of.

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<v Speaker 4>The over the top of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you still smell the RBS that seeped into the

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<v Speaker 2>like electronics?

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, I just want to number two so bad right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Armies need screensavers.

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<v Speaker 6>No, but most restaurants, like like Jbox, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>You just sell them.

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<v Speaker 4>So you actually now you're watching Arby's.

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<v Speaker 5>The heck I am. I tried to contacting the guy

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<v Speaker 5>again because I wanted to get my money back. He

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<v Speaker 5>completely blocked me. Of course. Yeah, so I was so

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<v Speaker 5>pissed I decided to take this thing. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 5>want to send it on the curb. Actually took it

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<v Speaker 5>to the dump what belonged? Okay, while it was there,

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<v Speaker 5>it turns out there's this lovely young woman right there

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<v Speaker 5>who was well shut out.

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<v Speaker 4>Your big hack is to meet women at the dock.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at you can't argue with the results.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, it's a good dating hack.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess meeting women. I'm assuming she's just visiting the dump,

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<v Speaker 2>but she doesn't live there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's a order.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, she was quite lovely good Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, how do you strike up a conversation with her?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, nice garbage?

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, she asked me, why are you throwing away his

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<v Speaker 5>brand new television, big flatter dud.

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<v Speaker 4>When my mom goes to the dump, she often brings

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<v Speaker 4>stuff home, a free for all. Anything you want that.

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<v Speaker 6>People love it, People like literally go her.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you like gave her your old TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, I wasn't gonna let anybody have that. Once

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<v Speaker 5>she asked about it, that was my opening to tell

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<v Speaker 5>her the story. Yes, she thought was just completely hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you love a woman who will laugh at your pain?

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<v Speaker 5>Right? Then? She also needed some help, so then I

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<v Speaker 5>started helping her at theater trucks and we ended up

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<v Speaker 5>just really connected. So I got her number.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, is the dumb the only date because then you

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<v Speaker 4>were being used?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? No, not at all. No, No, I got her

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<v Speaker 5>number and I called her after so.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, if we went to Rvy's, I'm gonna known exactly

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<v Speaker 5>what I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you go?

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<v Speaker 5>We went out, just pour a couple of drinks and

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, she is so cool. She Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 5>no basically the first person I met in real life

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<v Speaker 5>in like the last decade.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you mean that you can go out

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<v Speaker 2>with like you've come in contact with other humans.

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<v Speaker 6>Sounds like you have a roofle of dolls and you're like.

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<v Speaker 4>So you had a great time.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh we did. Oh my goodness, she cleaned up so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I will say, if you're attracted to a

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<v Speaker 3>woman in her dump attire, you're gonna find her hot,

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<v Speaker 3>like hot hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds like it's the first woman that he's

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<v Speaker 2>like spoken to in ten years.

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<v Speaker 3>So it does sound like the hermit that it's a pretty.

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<v Speaker 5>Low bar you can say, Oh you want. All I'm

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<v Speaker 5>going to say is I was at the dump getting

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<v Speaker 5>rid of something, and I managed to get a cute

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<v Speaker 5>woman's phone number. So okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so you thought that there would be another hangout

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<v Speaker 3>when you guys were done with drinks and everything.

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<v Speaker 5>I really thought. Also, I mean, it's not like the

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<v Speaker 5>craiglist guy who just completely blocked me. You know, she's

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<v Speaker 5>still responding. I just need you guys to help me

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<v Speaker 5>out and seeing if she's willing to go out with

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<v Speaker 5>me again. It doesn't seem like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, yeah, we want to step in and help

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<v Speaker 2>you out.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll come back.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna call this garbage gal and see if we

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<v Speaker 2>can get her to agree Landscale Queen, whatever it is, well,

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully get her to answer and get you a second

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<v Speaker 2>date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Right after this thank you second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Caleb was just on with us telling us

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<v Speaker 2>how hard of a time he's been having matching online

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<v Speaker 2>with women in his area and if the call doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>go well today, I do have an alternative option for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you do, because I saw a news article where

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<v Speaker 2>South Korea is offering foreign men thirty six thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>cash to move there and marry a local woman.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll get the money after the marriage or.

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<v Speaker 2>The money plus they'll give you all the used rb

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<v Speaker 2>TV screens that you can handle, due South Korean Arby's

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<v Speaker 2>are the best.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually believe that. Oh my god, that sounds so good.

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<v Speaker 2>But before Caleb considers moving continents, he did meet a

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<v Speaker 2>woman here in real life, and Brookie, you're probably the

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<v Speaker 2>best person to say how it happened, since your parents

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<v Speaker 2>conceived you at the dump, so tell his story.

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<v Speaker 4>Did we call that the Dufort mall where I'm from. No,

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<v Speaker 4>they met at the dump. That's kind of the end

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<v Speaker 4>of the story there. I don't know what did you

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<v Speaker 4>want me to add to it?

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<v Speaker 1>You romanticized it so well, Brooke, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I mean she was hauling stuff, he was

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<v Speaker 3>hauling stuff. They're both throwing things into the big pile.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottom line is he was able to turn that

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<v Speaker 2>meet up into a first date officially, but after that

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<v Speaker 2>she's been kind of avoidant.

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<v Speaker 1>And Caleb, did we miss anything?

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<v Speaker 2>There was that romantic enough for you?

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<v Speaker 5>I felt like it was a little more romantic, but

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<v Speaker 5>yeah you okay, did.

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<v Speaker 3>You reach over and take the smudge dirt off of

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<v Speaker 3>her face?

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<v Speaker 2>Because yeah, wait a second, that's not dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is getting more romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here, guys, let's just call Rebecca for you keep going, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because we could go all day with this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to dial your number right now, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. Okay, shut up and let me talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Rebecca?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, my name is jeff from a radio show called

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<v Speaker 2>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I got it done there.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, I don't know, but that sounds okay. I guess wow.

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<v Speaker 6>That's exactly the best description of the Okay, who is here?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, we've all been wanting to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I don't like to be on public.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio, but you know this isn't public radio. Brook listens

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<v Speaker 1>to that trash.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, definitely commercial radio.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing a segment here, Rebecca. It's called a second

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<v Speaker 2>Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of

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<v Speaker 2>our listeners reconnect with you after you've gone out once before.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Caleb.

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<v Speaker 8>Uh Caleb.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Yes, I'm dying to hear your like meet cute story.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're pretty sure we know the story, Brooke, because I.

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<v Speaker 3>Know we know the story, but I want to hear

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<v Speaker 3>what she thought when she saw him and the dump,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's so unexpected.

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<v Speaker 8>I actually really like him. He seems so interesting and.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay when you're at the Dumper, when you guys were

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<v Speaker 3>at drinks, he was so interesting, like.

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<v Speaker 7>Both places at the dump, I mean, he seems interesting.

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<v Speaker 7>And then I was like, I don't really go out

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<v Speaker 7>with then that I meet at the dump.

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<v Speaker 1>But well that's refreshing, thank god.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet there's a lot of them though, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's just back things up for you, Rebecca, because

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<v Speaker 2>here's what we know from Caleb. He told us the

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<v Speaker 2>story and said, you two met at the dump, you

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<v Speaker 2>had a connection there, talked about us, TVs and whatnot,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he ended up asking you out and you

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<v Speaker 2>went out for drinks and had a nice time together.

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<v Speaker 1>That we did okay.

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<v Speaker 3>He said he was so impressed with how cool we were. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that was a really nice compliment.

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<v Speaker 8>That is really nice, and like I was like that

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<v Speaker 8>at first too.

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<v Speaker 2>I totally was okay, So clearly something has changed, at

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<v Speaker 2>least on your end since your meetup. Could you maybe

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<v Speaker 2>help us understand what that would be so we could

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<v Speaker 2>pass the information to him because he's totally confused.

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<v Speaker 8>So after my date with Caleb the next day, and

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<v Speaker 8>went on the dating app and guess who I see it?

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<v Speaker 8>I see Caleb?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, his profile came up.

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<v Speaker 4>What it's weird? I feel like you just matched.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you're like, hey, yeah, if anything, it could

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<v Speaker 2>be a sign.

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<v Speaker 1>That he popped up for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Even the algorithm wants you to be together.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I thought it was so great because then I would

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<v Speaker 8>be able to find out more about him. I just

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<v Speaker 8>kept on reading about him and reading more and more,

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<v Speaker 8>and the more I read about him, it's just like

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<v Speaker 8>the more boring he seems like.

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<v Speaker 6>He just doesn't boring answers, you.

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<v Speaker 8>Know, the branded answers like I go to the gym.

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<v Speaker 4>I think, But why would that matter?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, You've already gone out with him, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what he's like in real life.

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<v Speaker 3>So and it also explains why he was having such

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<v Speaker 3>a hard time on the dating apps.

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<v Speaker 4>He is a terrible profile.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't watch anyone that does serious answers me.

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<v Speaker 5>My profile is not horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh osy, Okay, Well Caleb was supposed to wait, but

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I need to tell you, Rebecca that that's

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<v Speaker 2>Caleb on the other line.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been listening to this conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>What a not boring thing to do?

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<v Speaker 1>He's assertive.

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<v Speaker 8>Wow, you know sorry, I'm just I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you worried about my profile when we went

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<v Speaker 5>out on like one and a half each. That doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>make any sense. I don't I'm not sure I understand

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<v Speaker 5>what's going on here.

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<v Speaker 8>Your boring profile. It just stuck with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, what was the most boring part of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like we probably shouldn't recap it.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we want to bring back up.

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<v Speaker 8>So branded it was like the same thing, like that

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<v Speaker 8>guy's the weekend a GM like.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think that's like a generic thing that

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<v Speaker 2>people just want to be mass appeal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just hot.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey guys, I'm still here. Everyone's talking about my crappy profile.

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<v Speaker 3>I I don't think you should take offense to it,

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<v Speaker 3>Like my husband has like this one really cute guy

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<v Speaker 3>friend and his dating profile makes him look like a

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<v Speaker 3>total loser, but in real life.

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<v Speaker 4>He's awesome, and maybe that's you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I've heard of people like not wanting to

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<v Speaker 2>go out before the date because of a boring profile,

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<v Speaker 2>but not after it. You should know him by this point, Rebecca,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you've hung out with him?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Were you bored when you hung out?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's funny, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see the disconnect, right, you know.

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<v Speaker 8>It's just the last thing that stuck with me. It

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<v Speaker 8>really was.

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<v Speaker 2>It's burned in like the RB's menu on that TV screen.

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<v Speaker 1>Just can't get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 6>You're perfect for each other if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean we need to step back where I

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<v Speaker 2>think we're jumping in too much. Let's re establish the

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<v Speaker 2>connection that you two had with each other. Caleb, talk

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<v Speaker 2>to Rebecca and light that spark back up.

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<v Speaker 5>Rebecca, this is so backwards for the way this kind

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<v Speaker 5>of thing always happened. We met in person, we were together,

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<v Speaker 5>we had a great time together both times that we

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<v Speaker 5>saw each other, and then the last thing you did

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<v Speaker 5>was see my profile and decide you don't want to

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<v Speaker 5>see me. Come on, sweetie, Come on Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, did you say sweetye a lot inside of

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<v Speaker 2>your profile.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for my sweetie side because of them.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, we're running out of time here, so at

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<v Speaker 2>this point I just have to offer Rebecca, we'll send

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<v Speaker 2>you out one more time with Caleb and we'll pay

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<v Speaker 2>for the date.

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<v Speaker 4>God, I'm having such a hard time.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't look at his profile before you answer. Just

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<v Speaker 2>go off of what's in your heart right now.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't get over it. I just can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 4>That is so funny?

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<v Speaker 5>The dating app? Screw me. I didn't even meet you

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<v Speaker 5>want the dating app?

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<v Speaker 4>Think you need to go delete that profile.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you need to live at the dump from now,

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<v Speaker 2>But don't forget South Korea. Wants you six thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>start a family over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Time us in your pictures of Arby's in South Korea,

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<v Speaker 3>because I want to see what.

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<v Speaker 4>They have on the menu.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I know you guys are joking, but I

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<v Speaker 5>am seriously considering it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>How many people do you think heard this and went

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<v Speaker 2>right onto their dating profiles and started making alterations to

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<v Speaker 2>sound less boring?

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<v Speaker 4>Caused it took it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you make it sound sexier.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't work out. I'm a professional calorie and sin raider.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, honestly, that would be more attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>I already said that on my bio. It's called foodies.

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<v Speaker 6>I say big foodie.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, who would have thought to me, cute at

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<v Speaker 2>a city dump would not work out?

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<v Speaker 4>I actually did. I actually thought that this was going

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<v Speaker 4>to be a home run.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, dump and now I want to go fun.

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<v Speaker 4>But the smell is overwhelmed.

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<v Speaker 3>Why Yeah, you're never going to know what that person

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<v Speaker 3>smells like until you get.

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<v Speaker 4>It out of that.

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<v Speaker 2>That could work to your benefit, though, Maybe do like

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<v Speaker 2>a little speed dating event at a city dump.

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis organized walk.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll just stay in the trunk of my car.

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<v Speaker 1>But I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>The dating world can feel like you're in a dump,

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<v Speaker 2>So if you want some help getting pulled out of it,

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<v Speaker 2>email the show. We'll call the person who's not calling

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<v Speaker 2>you back and go check out all of our second

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<v Speaker 2>dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and

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<v Speaker 7>Jeffery Brooking, Jeffrey in the Morning,