Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and cameradge Edge.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we are back for another episode of Lashback,
Speaker 2: which I just want to entitle. I just want to
Speaker 2: title all of these episodes. When does camera get here.
Speaker 3: Next next season?
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 3: We're almost through. We're on what episode seven and eight?
Speaker 3: So almost there?
Speaker 4: I mean, this is riveting.
Speaker 2: The fact that the synopsis from this episode is Kara
Speaker 2: and Colton get ready for school by purchasing new clothes.
Speaker 4: That is in the synopsis of the episode. Joe let
Speaker 4: Slade know she's moving to Los Angeles. I'm like, didn't
Speaker 4: she let him? Didn't they break up four episodes ago?
Speaker 4: What is happened?
Speaker 3: I know, I understand Jojo the housewife. Why do you
Speaker 3: keep going back?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: I don't get it?
Speaker 2: And then Tammy begins to date again, and then the
Speaker 2: women visit an astrologer without Joe. I mean, seven hundred
Speaker 2: dollars shopping for back to school great, I mean, at this,
Speaker 2: at this day and age, it's seven hundred dollars for
Speaker 2: a parishes?
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy? How much the kids were on the show.
Speaker 3: They were a huge part of the show.
Speaker 4: The fact that they're filming The Kids fully alone, Like.
Speaker 3: I told you they wanted to do a spin off
Speaker 3: of Just the Kids.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: They're just now season two, episode seven, getting into where
Speaker 3: they have the girls go to lunch together and do
Speaker 3: things together.
Speaker 2: Well, then Joe telling that she's moving in with JJ
Speaker 2: on Friday. Slade said he's supposed to be her boyfriend
Speaker 2: and she doesn't even bother to tell him.
Speaker 3: Joe is so dumb with Slade, but he's doing anything
Speaker 3: and everything to try to hold onto her orange. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like, Also, she's like, I don't want your two cents
Speaker 2: on what I'm doing, but if you'd like to pay
Speaker 2: my rent, go ahead, and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, doesn't even want to show him her
Speaker 2: place because she doesn't want him to be able to
Speaker 2: find her there. I'm assuming because this is prior to
Speaker 2: find my phone because they all have sidekicks.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 3: Oh, and also.
Speaker 4: I don't need to know that she is pinky pinky stinkies.
Speaker 4: I don't need to know.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Joe, I love you, but you guys were
Speaker 3: acting so bad. It was such bad acting. Maybe people, Oh,
Speaker 3: don't get rid of my stinky pinkies.
Speaker 4: Don't get my stingy.
Speaker 2: Then Ashley calls Laurie because the water in her townhouse
Speaker 2: isn't working. I love that Laurie is always teaching Ashley
Speaker 2: how to do things, but then doesn't do the things herself,
Speaker 2: Like she's like, oh, shoot, I.
Speaker 3: Forgot, I forgot. Well, let's not forget. It was just
Speaker 3: one episode ago or one season ago that Laurie was
Speaker 3: out in front of a handing out tickets to come
Speaker 3: in and see a band.
Speaker 4: Is this so old that there wasn't even auto pay then?
Speaker 2: M M?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, like you still had to mail in checks.
Speaker 3: Yep, for sure.
Speaker 4: Dam the fact that you come on one year from today.
Speaker 2: Then Joe shows her plate her new place in La
Speaker 2: Slade is not impressed by her apartment. Slade points out
Speaker 2: the dangerous things blah blah blah. But then we also,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna flash forward to where then Joe is
Speaker 2: with JJ talking about the apartment. I don't think that
Speaker 2: relationship is going to last either. They couldn't even agree
Speaker 2: on where to get well.
Speaker 3: I mean, Joe, she didn't even know where to put
Speaker 3: the groceries. She's putting them where the plates go. She's like, no,
Speaker 3: this is a pantry. I can kind of tell that
Speaker 3: Joe's been taken care of, I think most of her life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder how I want to know. Can you
Speaker 2: ask how long the water bill?
Speaker 4: Can you ask Joe how long she lived with JJ?
Speaker 4: I need to know. I know it doesn't matter my
Speaker 4: life in any way, but I need to know.
Speaker 3: I mean, and Slade is looking for any reason to
Speaker 3: hate the apartment.
Speaker 4: This isn't Kodo, this is oh.
Speaker 2: And then of course they like show like whatever. I
Speaker 2: think it's like Robertson.
Speaker 3: Well, do you know that Joe and Slade got a
Speaker 3: spin off date my ex?
Speaker 4: No, it went to air or it was it.
Speaker 3: It went to air and it was a one season
Speaker 3: wonder I believe chose a guy for Joe. I mean
Speaker 3: that they were big talent. They're big talent sixteen years ago.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Also, that is so weird the Bravo's
Speaker 4: Bachelor date my ex. I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I gut, but I didn't have
Speaker 3: the energy or chemistry to do a show. I don't
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 4: But did they ever like, were they ever really a couple?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: I don't know that I've ever seen them other than
Speaker 2: when she like had her boa and was doing the thing.
Speaker 3: Like I don't even put that in my head, But.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen them like kiss. They're
Speaker 2: just like bickering.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised that Slade didn't try to date Tammy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm I know it's gonna.
Speaker 2: Go through the rotation there, but I'm surprised why Tammy
Speaker 2: didn't just date daff.
Speaker 4: Like, why are we going? We always have the blind date?
Speaker 4: That was terrible. That was terrible, and the friends coming
Speaker 4: was even more terrible.
Speaker 3: I know I didn't like, you know, Tammy didn't feel
Speaker 3: a connection. So Mark the doctor, We're very sorry, but
Speaker 3: it's a hard pass.
Speaker 2: But I also like Mark, this is just an fyi
Speaker 2: to anybody listening, that's single. One thing that you don't
Speaker 2: want to say on a first date is that you
Speaker 2: never have it out.
Speaker 3: Ever. I think she was like, He's like it takes
Speaker 3: four Would he say something like it takes four dates
Speaker 3: for me to put.
Speaker 2: Out hold on DAF date Shannon in season fourteen, yep,
Speaker 2: I liked, uh what happened?
Speaker 3: Um def helped me about seven years ago remodel our
Speaker 3: backyard or side yard or something.
Speaker 4: No, why what happened, not about where is he now?
Speaker 4: What happened with him and Shannon?
Speaker 3: It just didn't work out?
Speaker 4: But is he aunt? Do we see him?
Speaker 3: That train couldn't take that train.
Speaker 4: You couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Then we're back to Laurie stops why Ashley's townhouse?
Speaker 4: Their shit everywhere?
Speaker 3: I mean, I did not need to see that. I
Speaker 3: don't have to s shit everywhere like, But then Laurie's daughter,
Speaker 3: it was like, the cat is probably dead in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: Then Laurie meets Vicky also you know, they're coming over
Speaker 2: to film clean the shit up literally and physically. Then
Speaker 2: Laurie meets Vicky for lunch to ask for a pridental advice.
Speaker 2: Vicky says Ashley and Michael both don't have the motivation
Speaker 2: to be successful. Laurie asked if she's a bad mom,
Speaker 2: to kick her out or sell the townhouse. Vicky says
Speaker 2: Ashley still needs her and isn't mature enough to be
Speaker 2: on her own. I don't know that that was the
Speaker 2: world's best advice, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised that Vicky said that Michael and Ashley,
Speaker 3: her own child doesn't have the motivation to be successful.
Speaker 2: Do you wish that housewife still did like the fly.
Speaker 2: Confessionals like on the fly, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Off the fly, on the fly, on the fly, off
Speaker 3: the fly. Yeah. I don't know. No, I think the
Speaker 3: whole fourmat has changed for the better. Yeah. Just take
Speaker 3: you over to the side and start talking about what
Speaker 3: just happened. I mean, you remember quicker, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: forget everything that happened.
Speaker 2: But then this pivotal portion, Gina hires the dog trainer
Speaker 2: to help manage her dogs. One of their dogs still
Speaker 2: isn't house trained. Matt doesn't like any of the dogs,
Speaker 2: and he talks about how Gina killed his dog.
Speaker 3: He's such a prize, isn't he.
Speaker 4: He is a real gem. But they really don't like
Speaker 4: each other anymore. No, they're done.
Speaker 2: No, No, Then today is Joe's last day living in
Speaker 2: Coto and Joe enslade to each take a j. Smiley
Speaker 2: license plate so they can it's like a friendship plate.
Speaker 2: Should we get Twats plates vanity plates?
Speaker 3: Yes, don't get me started on personalized plates. I am
Speaker 3: so stupid.
Speaker 4: They really bother me. But you know, the.
Speaker 3: Twat number one and twat number two?
Speaker 4: Who's going to be one? Though?
Speaker 3: You don't even drive. Do you even have a car.
Speaker 4: I have a car, but I don't drive.
Speaker 3: But well, we know who's gonna be twat one. We
Speaker 3: know that's not even a question. Yes, that would be Teddy.
Speaker 4: But guess what.
Speaker 2: When I was younger, growing up, I had a yellow
Speaker 2: Grimlin that was my first car. And my mom I
Speaker 2: don't know if it was my mom or like the
Speaker 2: guy that, like our handyman guy, thought it'd be funny
Speaker 2: to put a vanity plate on the car and it
Speaker 2: said the Grimster.
Speaker 4: Do you want to know how that was a real suicide?
Speaker 2: That is, mister, The Grimster was my vanity plate on
Speaker 2: my yellow like you know, the Wayne's World car that
Speaker 2: was my first car.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's right up there with a yougo.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Then Vicky has the ladies over for an astrology party
Speaker 2: where we find out a bunch of information we already know.
Speaker 3: I mean, the information is like so basic. You are
Speaker 3: going to have a wonderful day. Yeah, you have somebody
Speaker 3: in your life that's not treating you nicely, stay away
Speaker 3: from them.
Speaker 2: She's like, it's actually warm out today, like stop I have.
Speaker 3: When Brade tells Vicky that her chart is very rare,
Speaker 3: and she will always have energy. She's like, Oh, it's
Speaker 3: not my fault.
Speaker 4: It's not my fault.
Speaker 3: It's not nice, it's not my fault.
Speaker 4: Her overall purpose to be a leader and her career.
Speaker 4: She's happy. She's not a freak. Her words not mine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was episode seven.
Speaker 2: The next episode, riveting hashtag birthday sex is the name
Speaker 2: of the episode. Joe drops a bomb on slate. Is
Speaker 2: she ready for the consequences? Lurie discovers that daughter Ashley
Speaker 2: has trashed her townhouse and seeks advice from George on
Speaker 2: how to handle it. The confusing part about that synopsis
Speaker 2: is it sounds.
Speaker 4: Exactly like the last episode.
Speaker 3: Didn't We just didn't yet, m but he got a
Speaker 3: love when Vicky goes and visits Michael at college. Now,
Speaker 3: this is what I was trying to watch very carefully
Speaker 3: and understand, because you can't just film anywhere a lot
Speaker 3: of places, you have to have permits. Yeah, so didn't
Speaker 3: Michael I mean, either is the best actor ever or
Speaker 3: he had no idea?
Speaker 2: Could they have just reached out to whoever owned the
Speaker 2: baby and gotten ah clarance?
Speaker 4: I mean, but also I why maybe maybe.
Speaker 3: Michael thought he was just gonna film with his friends.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why they were like in game day, because
Speaker 3: they were all dressed up, and.
Speaker 4: My little, tiny baby heart even felt sad during that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 2: I had a feeling like, but this is the VICKI
Speaker 2: that I love to watch, unhinged in a fun way.
Speaker 4: It's like it's good TV.
Speaker 3: It was good. But why I never noticed this? I
Speaker 3: don't think they do it anymore. But in the opening
Speaker 3: credits it says seven million families live in gaety communities.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why doesn't need to tell us a cops?
Speaker 3: I know. I mean, Michael was not having to get
Speaker 3: it together, get it together. He'd tell her. She'd be crying,
Speaker 3: and Vicky's like, stand up and give me a hug.
Speaker 3: Michael's like no, I mean, he was a dick to
Speaker 3: his mom.
Speaker 4: But why did she keep asking when she already knew
Speaker 4: the answer?
Speaker 3: She just wants to be loved, man, I know, but
Speaker 3: I think it's something that she struggles with her whole life.
Speaker 3: I think she feels like she was never loved and
Speaker 3: I don't think her kids helped her out any.
Speaker 2: Well, clearly, but like, at least Michael's girlfriend was nice
Speaker 2: to her, But then she even gave up. Well, Marvin,
Speaker 2: I remember Lauren pull it together, get and she's in
Speaker 2: the shower crying.
Speaker 4: Poor thing.
Speaker 2: Then Gina, we hear about when she was twenty seven
Speaker 2: and she was a Playboy centerfold and she's doing a
Speaker 2: Playboy serious interview. Gina says she was rare to be
Speaker 2: in the magazine because she's brunette and had a small chest.
Speaker 2: Back then, Gina says she dated Heff's best friend and.
Speaker 4: That's why she got the job.
Speaker 2: I have a question, did Playboy like produce this season
Speaker 2: of Real Housewives Orange County?
Speaker 4: But both seasons it's mentioned so much went to because
Speaker 4: that was their parties.
Speaker 3: That was a big star of the show. Gina kio
Speaker 3: right there. She's the only one that had anything ever
Speaker 3: to do with you know, entertainment. So they are going
Speaker 3: to just milk that Playboy and obviously she got them
Speaker 3: connections to Playboy.
Speaker 4: And that's how they went to the parties.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh well, then Vicky only wants to be accepted and
Speaker 2: liked by Michael and his girlfriend and then she does
Speaker 2: a keg stand, which is my Vick.
Speaker 3: But do you remember now we recreated that last season
Speaker 3: when she came into Jen's party with the bucket. Here's
Speaker 3: the party yet? And then she did a keg stand,
Speaker 3: so we reted that it's all coming around again. I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 4: I get it. Then Joe enslaved me with the music producer.
Speaker 2: I love how he gives tips, but they're not taking it.
Speaker 2: Slade's like, no, I think she did great. I think
Speaker 2: she is amazing talent. He's like this needs a little work,
Speaker 2: and he's like, actually, she's incredible.
Speaker 3: For the incredible, just like trying to make money off
Speaker 3: of every woman he dates his comical.
Speaker 4: That's it's its motto.
Speaker 3: I have everyone dancing around the conference table to that
Speaker 3: horrible monotone song.
Speaker 4: I don't hate the song, but I did hate.
Speaker 3: Well the one. Guy's like it needs a little highs
Speaker 3: and lows. It needs a little yeah. And then they're like, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine the way it is.
Speaker 2: No, they're like, no, we're actually not going to take
Speaker 2: your advice. We're just going to release this as this
Speaker 2: because she can't hit beIN Out.
Speaker 3: I think you should move to Orange County and we
Speaker 3: can start a little club called pop group.
Speaker 4: Oh see, Angels, what song we still have to do
Speaker 4: our cover band? We haven't even done it. Of all
Speaker 4: the housewife cover songs we need, can we?
Speaker 2: I guess you can't reach out to Slade to ask
Speaker 2: if he'll help us fine a producers.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I would really approach that with
Speaker 2: my dad. Hey, Dad, I want to cover a bunch
Speaker 2: of turnable salts with my friend Tarma. Neither of us
Speaker 2: can sing, but we were just did you sing them
Speaker 2: for us? Then we get into Lou's starting a program
Speaker 2: called the O c Angels. Oh like our bandy you
Speaker 2: were saying it whoo whoo.
Speaker 4: That's why I got a little confused.
Speaker 2: Then Lou hired Ashley to travel and be a smokes
Speaker 2: model for the energy drink. Lou wants to create a
Speaker 2: positive message to kids, so then he invites them all
Speaker 2: there to fight in the dressing room.
Speaker 4: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: So he hires Lindsay but not Megan because Megan smokes
Speaker 3: and has tattoos, and of course they do a flashback
Speaker 3: of Lindsay puffing on a sig.
Speaker 2: But also, I'm sorry, Lou has a lot of nerve
Speaker 2: to comment on somebody's.
Speaker 4: Looks, I know.
Speaker 3: And they have to be fit, he said, they have
Speaker 3: to be fit and it's like, okay, well.
Speaker 4: It's an episode of photo shoots because then we.
Speaker 2: Have Slade set up a phone to shoot for Joe's headshots, which.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why she's a young girl?
Speaker 2: Why is she in this like formal idle?
Speaker 4: Well, I can't all of us was.
Speaker 3: If Slade would concentrate on himself as much as he
Speaker 3: does on the girls that he dates, trying to make
Speaker 3: them money, he probably would be successful.
Speaker 2: But what about Joe goes, that's a lot of boob,
Speaker 2: and then two minutes later she's like, yay, naked photos,
Speaker 2: my favorite I know, oh that little oh naked photos?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, so you are annoying? Back then, Joe?
Speaker 4: Sorry bugs uh.
Speaker 2: Then Tammy and Duff meet up to talk Deaf questions
Speaker 2: what Tammy could find out there that they didn't already have.
Speaker 2: Tammy says, she knows what she wants. You know what, Duff,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna she wants money.
Speaker 3: She wants somebody with money.
Speaker 4: She wants someone. Did she find someone with money?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't I I don't hardly ever
Speaker 3: see her will shot on Instagram every once in a while.
Speaker 2: But I do feel like they have a chemistry like
Speaker 2: they always look like they're about to kiss. I know.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: Then Vicky, Gina, Tammy, and Laurie go to La to
Speaker 2: meet Joe.
Speaker 4: Joe takes them to her favorite.
Speaker 3: Like what is this store, Jimmy cho I never heard
Speaker 3: of it. Oh my gosh, Joe says the woman. I
Speaker 3: think those boxes were empty that they walked out with.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean the fact that Joe was buying those
Speaker 2: shoes after her apartment situation. I'm like, Joe, no, don't
Speaker 2: buy the shoes, just like Slades shouldn't have bought the
Speaker 2: creditza they looked at at the furniture store season one,
Speaker 2: like stop buying this crap. But it feels very much
Speaker 2: like the moms are visiting their daughters at college, Like
Speaker 2: they don't all seem like pals.
Speaker 3: No, they're just starting to really put the girls together
Speaker 3: second season and having them do things together. And then
Speaker 3: I think when I come in, we get together and
Speaker 3: Eyster shut up, and they're like, Oh, here's a good thing.
Speaker 4: This is what we.
Speaker 3: Want, this is what we want.
Speaker 2: Let's franchise this shit. Well it was a smart plan
Speaker 2: because look how many there are now. But before we
Speaker 2: finish up this episode, it's another big photo shoot where
Speaker 2: the girls get in a fight. The photographer tells Kara
Speaker 2: to look more bitchy. Could you imagine if somebody said that, Now, Well,
Speaker 2: this was a big deal back then for reality TV
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: It was a big deal. It was talked about.
Speaker 2: For a long time, the photo shoot or they the fight, Oh,
Speaker 2: the fight of the girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they smacked each other in the face.
Speaker 4: What were they actually fighting about that way?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The boy so yeah. So you know, early days of
Speaker 3: Housewives it was very let's just talk about what's going
Speaker 3: on at home and our life and that's it. They barely
Speaker 3: even hung out together and then all of a sudden
Speaker 3: there's a bitch fight. Uh.
Speaker 2: Then Gina, Vicky and Uh, Gina's friend Janelle go out
Speaker 2: for her birthday. She said Don is the only man
Speaker 2: to show up.
Speaker 4: She says that.
Speaker 2: Her husband's not gonna make it, which I'm like, count
Speaker 2: your blessings, like I can't.
Speaker 4: You don't want him there?
Speaker 3: I'm surprised, Don shout up.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 2: Then Laurie thinks Ashley is not ready for the responsibility
Speaker 2: of a townhouse, so she needs to enroll in a
Speaker 2: full semester. I don't feel like we're going to see
Speaker 2: Ashley enrolling anytime soon. No, I don't feel like season
Speaker 2: three is gonna drop. Is Louri still there?
Speaker 4: Season three? Who's gone? Who comes? When you come?
Speaker 2: Like? Who?
Speaker 4: What's your cast? Season three?
Speaker 3: Joe leaves, I'm Slade.
Speaker 4: Stays with a new girlfriend. Was he off?
Speaker 3: Quinn? And a girl named Quinn and myself join? And
Speaker 3: then the following season, I believe it was Gretchen that
Speaker 3: was added. Ah, and Slade is gone until season five
Speaker 3: and then he comes back with Gretchen.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna miss him.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, keep tuning in, uh for uh spots
Speaker 2: flashback and uh because.
Speaker 4: Next season it's gonna be Tamra and we are.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the first time we actually get to
Speaker 2: talk about you on a show.
Speaker 4: Great, because I'm not allowed to. I'm not allowed to my.
Speaker 3: White bleached hair that was falling out.
Speaker 4: You know what when you know like pretty much you're
Speaker 4: summing up me.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it was fried, like you could see the
Speaker 3: it was fried.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: All right, well bye, tam have a good day, Okay,