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Speaker 1: I was like, Johnny, I got you. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: buy a very expensive golf simulator that you see online

420
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: and Donald probably looks as he's falling asleep at night, Um,

421
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: that's a that's a piece of hardware. No. Correct. And

422
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: then but that has to be tied to a PC. Correct.

423
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: Not only has to be tied to a PC, it

424
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: has to be tied to a projector. It has to

425
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: be tied like there. And then especially if it's if

426
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: it's if it's looking at his swing, if it's paying

427
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 1: attention to its his swing. He also has something that

428
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: like it's like if you were to go to someplace

429
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,439
Speaker 1: like golf Tech is a perfect example. Yeah, but that

430
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 1: probably all comes with the kit. The kit doesn't come

431
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: with I imagine, is not necessary, not necessarily. Usually all

432
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: golf simulators it measures. It measures everything from impact so

433
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: where the ball gets hit at right, So once it's hit,

434
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 1: the computer tells you the angles and all of that stuff. Yeah,

435
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: the numbers that go up and stuff. But if you

436
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: have something that's measuring how you're swinging, like his body

437
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, that's something completely different. That sounds

438
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: so boring and so so boring. So your faces, but

439
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: I don't have any of my buttons to play with,

440
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: so you should be happy today. Um, because I'm in

441
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 1: Miami sing it all out then, Yeah, I'm in Miami.

442
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm Miami. I don't even want to sing the songs

443
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 1: that that are most coming to my mind these days.

444
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: Um danel um, Yes, sir, you built the computer I did,

445
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: and you streamed it. So if people want to see

446
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: if people are geeked out about shit like that, they

447
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: could go on the YouTube. So how do they find it?

448
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 1: They could go on my Twitch channel. Um, I might

449
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 1: post it on YouTube as well as its own dedicated

450
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: computer building stream but um, yeah, it was like an

451
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: hour and a half on it only took an hour

452
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: and a half. Yeah, you know what to buy, and

453
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: then you and you and then you just put it

454
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: all together. I just put it all together. Now, Johnny,

455
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: C's scary. I hope you did it right. I think

456
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: I didn't. I think I didn't want to. I wouldn't

457
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: want to fuck it up. No worries. I already tested

458
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: it out. I actually installed all of the software on

459
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: the computer before I gave it to him, So it

460
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: is good to go. Do they have rumble packs yet

461
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: for a golf simulator? No, for like let's say, you know,

462
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: Star Wars flight simulator. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean it

463
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 1: really depends on the controller you get. And again this

464
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: could be a longer conversation, but like, yeah, I'm talking

465
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: about like board golf anymore. Shut up, you look up,

466
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,719
Speaker 1: you shut the fun. I will fucking fly home and

467
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,959
Speaker 1: kick your fucking golf coming back. Then, come do it

468
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Come first, you come here for boat

469
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,719
Speaker 1: day and I'll fucking push you in the water. Oh yeah,

470
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: you can come down there, and I'd like to see

471
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: you fucking try. This is how I fucking get there.

472
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: I fucking get down there to tell me. I'm if

473
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: I'm coming down there, motherfucker. Yeah, because you gotta shy

474
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: and push me. But when you do, I'm gonna fucking

475
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: move out of the way and I'm gonna push you. Yeah,

476
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna wrestle you in one of the births.

477
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: I'll wrestle you. Do you know what the birth is? No,

478
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: that's a boat bedroom. I'll wrestle you on a schooner.

479
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: I'll wrestle you want a scooner? Man? Don't you want

480
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: to wave run together? I don't know anyone here. I'm

481
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: telling you different wave runners right, not like one wave

482
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: running to No, we can't be on one wave runner.

483
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: That's crazy. But I We're gonna go to break Joel.

484
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: But I do want to say, do you think that

485
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union's friends are gonna want to

486
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: hang out with me? No, but they'll definitely point you

487
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 1: in a direction of someplace that they you know that

488
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 1: you can go and have a good time. You know

489
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: who I ran into on the street the other day.

490
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: I went to dinner with some friends that a man

491
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: to introduce me to. Who are lovely? Who are my

492
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: new boat friends. And um, I'm walking home and some

493
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: guy yells Zach Braff. And when someone yells your name

494
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: on the street, you're wearing right, especially if Miami man.

495
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: Don't fuck around, dude, they'll get your ass. They will

496
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: get your ass in Miami. Clack clack. Really, I should

497
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: be afraid of gun mine. I didn't know. I didn't

498
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 1: think I was trying shot you, Zack. I don't think

499
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: I was trying to come after you. Click click clack

500
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: clack kick kick bam. I was not listen. I got

501
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: a welcome package. It did not include be careful of

502
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: gun play. I motherfuck, are you in Dade County? Click click,

503
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: clock click all that shit talking. He was talking about

504
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: the Santis here they come click, But in South Beach,

505
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: that's where I am. I don't want to be clop clop,

506
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: clip clop clip clop anyway. So I turn around because

507
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: it's hard to not turn around and someone says your name.

508
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: I mean, try it. It's hard. But even though you

509
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: know it might be a fan, or it might be

510
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: just a drunk person, you just don't know. But I

511
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: instinctively turned around and it was Baron Davis. What and

512
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm friendly with Baron Davis. Do you know who he is?

513
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: Donald's a SPAVI, He's a sports player. What does he

514
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: play for? He used to be used to play basketball

515
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: for one of the LA teams. I don't know what's team.

516
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: What LA team did he play for? Is he just

517
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: said your friend because you said you're friendly with him?

518
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: What lad play? I was friendly with him after he retired,

519
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: but I believe it was the Lakes. You believe wrong, clup.

520
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: I do know who fucking Baron Davis is. Ha ha.

521
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: It was a trick fucking answer. You don't really know him.

522
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: I do know him, but I know him from after

523
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: he retired. Um he um he's I went to high

524
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: school Kate Hudson and Kate Hudson used to have really

525
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: fun game nights and he was really always the game

526
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: nights and he was fun and he was awesome, and

527
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: we became friends. And I haven't seen him in years,

528
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: but there he was giving me, giving me a warm hug.

529
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: That's awesome. We should have exchanged numbers. Maybe I'll get

530
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: his number from Kaden. I'll have a friend. You guys

531
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: didn't go to the club, not really a going club

532
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: kind of guy. These this this stage, you know, forty

533
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: seven Miami. I don't want to be at the club.

534
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: My fuck, it's Miami. There's a bunch of my fuck

535
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: is your age at the club? What are you talking about?

536
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: And I don't want to do the good club. I

537
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: want to go to a nice I want to go

538
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: to a nice restaurant. I want to be at the beach.

539
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to be everybody everybody and shit, it's

540
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like brazil Man in Miami. Ain't

541
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: it like every No, it's just not at the party. No,

542
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm not into that's Miami, you know. Like

543
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: you know when back in the day, we used to

544
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: be into like bottle service and they bring you like

545
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: champagne with a sparkler in it. I can't think of

546
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: anything less interesting keeping one hundred. Nobody was in the

547
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: bottle service unless that shit was for free keeping one hundred,

548
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: keeping one hundred, and they bring it it's your birthday

549
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: and they bring like the sparklers and they dance around

550
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: and they get the bottle. That's the only time you're

551
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: in the bottle service is when it's like free. That

552
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: shit's so stupid. I'm sorry. I don't get me wrong.

553
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: We did it, we participated, but but at hashtag forty

554
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: seven forty eight, we're too old for that. Bullshit cuts

555
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: to me in a night check them out. He's gonna

556
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: leave forever. No, that's not gonna happen. All right, we're

557
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: gonna break and we come back. We're gonna talk about

558
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: how you can pass out when you poop, and we're back.

559
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: You promised them. We talk about how you could pass

560
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: out when you poop. Well, I'll be careful. It's a thing.

561
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 1: It's a real thing. So when you're pooping, make sure

562
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: you're holding on. Just hold on. We're going home. Do

563
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: you check the toilet paper dollar as you're wiping yourself

564
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: to see everybody does? I'm told that some don't. Why

565
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: how do you know how much is left? You check?

566
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: I just got gauge. What you gotta gauge? You got

567
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: a gauge by what's on there? Yeah, I'm told that

568
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: some people just go with God and trust. Those people

569
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: got itchy, but they got itchy butt or burned. But yeah, right, anyway,

570
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: Um Elliott's whining about sex with ad I spoke about that.

571
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: That was bullshit. Carla has a cane. That's not a

572
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: explained the pan raise what the fuck was that? But

573
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: Eliot also wished her teacher had hit on her. Oh,

574
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: there's a fun fact about the pants. Those weren't real pants.

575
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: Those are because it would be almost impossible and you're

576
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: slip and bust your ass. Yeah. I don't know if

577
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: Johnny Yo made it, but somebody made soft where they foam? Yeah,

578
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: they were made out of foam and we ran on

579
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,719
Speaker 1: in that. Yeah, you would have slipped your fucking your

580
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: head open. There's a lot of Scrubs Wiki on this episode.

581
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: Let me tell you some things, um, how to learn?

582
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: What to learn? Um the toddtime dot com, which is

583
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: no longer active. Of course, he's wearing that shirt and

584
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: it went to it used to go to a website

585
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: of him just in a banana hammock flexing his muscles.

586
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: But if you want to see it, apparently, go to

587
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: Scrubs wiki and there's a link to something called the

588
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: way back Machine which will enable you to see um

589
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: Rob shaking his ding dong around. Can I ask you

590
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: a question, Zach, Yeah, are you getting like good room

591
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: service right now? No? Because I'm in a condo, I

592
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: don't have I'm not in a hotel, so I don't

593
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: have what why why asking that? Of all things? I

594
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: got the Munchie's bro anyway, Um, all right, well, um,

595
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: what's what? What? What's the strand of a weed that

596
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: you are enjoyed? Maybe those of us, those of our

597
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: listeners who like weed might be curious to know what

598
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: it's called. This one was called animal face. Oh, animal face, Okay,

599
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: animal face if you're interested in animal face. Donald highly

600
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: recommends it, no pun intended. Um, here's some other things

601
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: from the um. So okay, So that that fantasy where

602
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm Frankenstein's monster. Now everyone, let's make sure we're clear.

603
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: Frankenstein is the doctor. That was the best. That was

604
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: where I laughed. That's the one time I laughed. Are

605
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: you wait, Donald, that's not Frankenstein. That's Frankenstein's monster. No,

606
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: I know that, of course it's okay. Well I'm saying

607
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: is if you're one of those people out there still

608
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: calling that thing Frankenstein. No, Frankenstein is the doctor. It's okay. Well, anyway,

609
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: the angry mob that that, and I'm like, I'm like,

610
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm really not into fire the main guy who I'm

611
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: arguing with because I ate. His sister is Patrick Bolton.

612
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: Didn't we have Patrick on I forgot. There's so many shows.

613
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't think we've been talking about it forever. Patrick Joe,

614
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: Well we got. I mean we're in season six, this

615
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: shit's almost over. We should have We should have Patrick Bolton.

616
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 1: Patrick Bolton was our best friend on the show. So

617
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: he's a set dresser on the onset dresser, which is

618
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: the person who's decorating the set and moving stuff around

619
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: while you know, they'll say it's a it's a tricky

620
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: position and hard position because everyone's always yelling your name

621
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: and always Patrick, we gotta get the desk out of

622
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: here so we can put the ca right. He really

623
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: only had two specialties, you know what I mean. Well,

624
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: Patrick figured out that he could put everything on wheels,

625
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: which was smart because they didn't get much of a

626
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: budget to have a coworker. So what happens when you're

627
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: on a set and they're like, get this couch out

628
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: of here, Patrick, we're putting the camera here, Like what

629
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: is he supposed to like drag a couch by himself.

630
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: So it's because they barely ever paid for him to

631
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: have an assistant, and he just he figured out that

632
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: he put everything on wheat on hidden wheels. There was

633
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: a specialty. Yeah, we made up a song and he

634
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: was like, it's May Special. He was English, so we

635
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: were like, it's May Special. T Oh. The other thing

636
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: he had to do was set the clocks because the

637
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: clocks on set or don't have batteries in them right,

638
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: otherwise they'll be moving during the scene and the continuity

639
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: be all. So he always had to be like, hey,

640
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: what time is it in this scene? And the set

641
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: dresser's responsibility is to set the time of the clock.

642
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: So the song went, It's May Special tea daily and

643
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: wave clocks saying way anyway, we love Patrick, we have

644
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: got we had a lot of fun with Patrick. Oh

645
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: we've got some. We've had some of the best times

646
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 1: in my life with Patrick in Vegas and several times

647
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 1: in Vegas with Patrick. He's a great guy. He still

648
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: I think um might work on one of Bill's shows

649
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: at Randall shows. But he's a great guy. I run

650
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 1: into him every now and then, Like there was one

651
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: time I was trying to get I mean, he declined

652
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: to do it, obviously, but I wanted him to be

653
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: on the exes like they had him day play for once,

654
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: and I thought he was so great. We had a

655
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: great set dresser to Denise was amazing. But uh, but

656
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: she was I don't know if she was gone. I

657
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: don't know what it was. But he came in and

658
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: he was and I was like, dude, it's an opening

659
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: YouTube coming. He's like, now, I don't want to do

660
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: this shit, but I fucking would have loved to hang

661
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: out with Patrick. He was actually, you know, there's we

662
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: talk We talked about how great the crew is and

663
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: all of that stuff. But it's rare that you make like,

664
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: honest to goodness friend that you want to hang out

665
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: with on the crew. Like on set, you guys make

666
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: each other laugh, you know, but on Scrubs we had

667
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: quite a few people on the crew that just you know,

668
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: we had poker nights together, we had you know, close,

669
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: we got really close. But it's rare. It's rare, especially

670
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: now that you'd ever do fucking nine years of people

671
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: and we just kind of became so close to these people.

672
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: And and and it also goes to say, not the

673
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: tutor on Horn, but Donald and I are the most

674
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: like you know, some people were like, oh hey, hey,

675
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: how are you Donald? And I are the opposite of like,

676
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: you know, we we chill with the crew, We did

677
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: everything with the crew. We had lunch with the crew.

678
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: We we we party with the crew. We had blast. Yeah. Man,

679
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: No one thing that's been One thing that's been so

680
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: weird about the COVID and filming is there's just no

681
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: contact at all with the crew because everyone's got masks

682
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: on and you and you don't really have much of

683
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: a of a interaction. Although you know, I'm gonna be

684
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: honest with you, I try and everything that I worked

685
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: that I've worked on since COVID started, to still try

686
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: and be as fun as I possibly can be on

687
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: set without being disruptive. You know. It's just tricky though,

688
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: because like with a mask, it's hard to even know

689
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: who people are. Yeah. Yeah, but I still try and

690
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: I try and do it man, you know, because you know,

691
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: as an actor, we're there for such a little you know,

692
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: such a little bit of time. Had so much harder

693
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: than the actors do, and so you know, I get it,

694
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: you know, to come in and be like, oh my god,

695
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 1: I've been here for like four hours and and and

696
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: I haven't worked, and to think that they've been there

697
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: for that time plus whatever, and actors get breaks like

698
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: the crews like there's not a lot of downtime for

699
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: the crew. And so there's our shout out to the

700
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:53,720
Speaker 1: amazing hard working people in the film industry. Um, I

701
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: um get handsy with myself. This is the first time

702
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: I think that we see that I that I get

703
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: handsy with my How funny I get drunk. Yes, I

704
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: think that was that something that I forgot it that's

705
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: come up before. It's a runner. But I but that's

706
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: pretty funny. You reveal me. You know, you think it's

707
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: going to be the standard hands like you're getting gropy

708
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: with with a woman, but I'm actually groping myself. Yeah,

709
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 1: this is one of my favorite jokes of the show too.

710
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: Billy Ocean love one to run Billy after the Arctic

711
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: and Pacific, You're my favorite ocean after the Atlantic. I

712
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: think it is it the argue of the Atlantic. I

713
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: don't know which every white works with the other one

714
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: after the Atlantic or Pacific, you're my favorite ocean. Yeah. Well,

715
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: Jad's hammered um and hands and Elliott told him to

716
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: not drive his schoon home, so he walks at home.

717
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: But because he's got the key, in the admission so

718
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 1: he can play a radio that certainly does not exist

719
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: on a VESPA, but will accept that as creative license.

720
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: The janitor's very elaborate scheme this is part two, is

721
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: that he passes the pay phone. The same cop arrives.

722
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: Did you call saying there was a wolf? Right? Am

723
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: I getting this right? Yeah? And j D says, no,

724
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 1: I know it looks like it, but I'm just answered

725
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: the phone wasn't me. And the guy says, well, you're

726
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: you've got the key in the condition I'm gonna have

727
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: to give you an s s ui, which is scooting

728
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: under the influence, which I don't think a cop would

729
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: really do, do you? Yes, Joel love to hear the story, please, Jelly.

730
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: Joel has a clean record. Okay, let's just set this

731
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: the record straight first of all. But also many officers

732
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 1: police officers in my family, and they tell very off

733
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: the off the book stories later and yes, for sure,

734
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: if if you if they feel your copping attitude with them, No, no, no,

735
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm saying the guy like Jay isn't driving the scooter

736
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: it's on next to him, which I guess pretty dark

737
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: and suspicions if you if you're drunk and you have

738
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: keys in the ignissition. That's absolutely a law. In some

739
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: places that's a GWI. He'll have to be in a

740
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: moving vehicle. Well, there you go. I got an scy

741
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: scooting on an influence. Um. The funny thing was that

742
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: when the cop goes, have you been drinking sir? And

743
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: then it cuts me groping myself on getting handsy with myself.

744
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: Did you check? Did you peep the old school quick

745
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: time screen with me? Yeah? Yeah, and and um and

746
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: they had a scrubbish he had a thing about that

747
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: for those of you like funck cups. Um. Um that

748
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: that that the dumb In the janitor's email to Ted.

749
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: The two and from lines are both the same name,

750
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:03,479
Speaker 1: someone named Ellen, So somebody fucked up. There also another

751
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: fuck up. When Turk draws an decision line on Private Dancer,

752
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: he draws it on the right side of his abdomen.

753
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: A couple of camera views later, the line is on

754
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: the left. Somebody fucked up against Sorry? Was that a

755
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: real scar? They did a good job? Whoever did it? No?

756
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 1: When Melosh at the end, when he's in the rain yelling,

757
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, but what was that about? It was

758
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: so weird. Why is it's like the Shaw Shank redemption child? Right,

759
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: Why is melosan redemption? But it's not rain, It's it's

760
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: it's Kelso holding the Why is Kelso holding the hose

761
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: on him? I don't know. Story line got cut. Yeah,

762
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: it's like this will builds something like this will build

763
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: character for later or some shit like that. Like I know,

764
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: but I don't understand. I guess Melosh is Kelso's new protege. Well,

765
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: you know, it's interesting because I run into that guy.

766
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: I run into the guy who plays me Loosh. I

767
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: used to, I should say, when I would go into

768
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: Hollywood and go into the coffee being. I think this

769
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: might be the only episode that he's in, Dude, this one. Yeah,

770
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: I think it's this one or maybe one more after this,

771
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: But that's it. And we used to talk because we

772
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: had a lot of fun making this ship and having

773
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: the and having the back and forth that we had,

774
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: but this was it. They were trying to clearly trying

775
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: to give you a new nemesis because you needed a

776
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: new surgical nemesis. I don't know why Milosh didn't hang

777
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: out that she was hilarious him in the rain. What

778
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: about what about me, and what about me in prison

779
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: putting my pants up to poop, dude? And now I

780
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: joined a gang and you beat someone into a game,

781
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: I initiate them by by kicking them and saying you

782
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: you like that, you punk bitch. I mean Jad's time. Now,

783
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: now Jad's gang affiliate affiliated. But his whole time in

784
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: the slammer, a lot happened. He he he took his

785
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: pants off to poop in front of inn and he

786
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: passed out because of his condition in front of a

787
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: bunch of salemates. He didn't do it. He did this

788
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: ship in fucking Central booking. He didn't do this shit

789
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: and fucking uh and he did this shit in like

790
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: the tombs where they hold you before the court before

791
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: you go to court. Yeah, before you go to court. Oh,

792
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: I can't even poop. I can't even pooh if there's

793
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: a line of of of those of stalls and someone

794
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: else's is doing it. Oh, man, I remember, I gotta

795
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: I gotta leave. I gotta leave and go to another bathroom.

796
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: Second I hear someone, the second I hear someone like

797
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: making noises, I get very very self conscious. I had

798
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 1: a friend in high school who had no problems pooping

799
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: in I mean sorry, and junior high school, who had

800
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: no problems pooping in the in the in the bathrooms,

801
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: in the public school bathrooms. And if if anybody who

802
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: went to public school, you know how fucked up those bathrooms,

803
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: toilets and the toilet paper. Remember the toilet paper it was.

804
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: I don't know about your school, but mine wasn't even

805
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: like a role because of course the kids would fucking

806
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: do shit with the role. So they were like little

807
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: slips of almost cardboard. It wasn't try and pull it off,

808
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: and it would just break and break and break, and

809
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: you had to pull it for like so just to

810
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: get a nice little cushion to wipe your ass. I

811
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: don't think I ever poops in in in public school.

812
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: Never in my life. I had a buddy who had

813
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: no problem doing that shit. Yeah, no problem doing that shit. No,

814
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: black man, you are bugging. There's no JD poops in

815
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: prison naked, No, but no problem with no. Then we

816
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: don't really see how he got initiated. Is it the

817
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: same ritual? Did JD get kicked on the ground and

818
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: they were so impressed by him pooping? Oh you're saying

819
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: he got to skip that because they were like, man,

820
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: that's hardcore. Dude, props to him. That's fucking hardcore. Yeah.

821
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: Melosh was played by Benjamin King and this was his

822
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 1: only appearance. Joel tells us, Benjamin you got you got

823
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: done dirty. They did you dirty, but you were funny.

824
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: You were very funny. He's done, He's going on to

825
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: do other telet I got more questions. I got more

826
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: questions about the character of Milosh, Like no, I mean,

827
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: it seems like there was more to mine there. Do

828
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: you know when he was filling in his name on

829
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: the whiteboard because he replaced you, and he kept doing

830
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: his last name all long and long, and he's like,

831
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: I'll come back and finish later. Okay. So then Cox

832
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: tells you that fuck what Kelso saying? You don't lie?

833
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,439
Speaker 1: You you draw your own personal line of when you're

834
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: going to be blatantly truthful and when you're going to

835
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: white lie a bit right? Isn't that the message that

836
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: Cox is saying to you? Yeah, I guess so. And

837
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: Mikey Weston's back, by the way, Mikey's it's sick as

838
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: the whole episode to talk about it, but I'm sorry.

839
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: Michael Weston's back is private danswer, and he's having short

840
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: term memory loss. And you're there and you're honest with him,

841
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: you say you got CS and that's why he has

842
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: you replaced with me loos. And then I tell him

843
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: again at the end, dude, Yeah, I got to seize

844
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: I was an average student. But then I give him

845
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: the I give him more of my truth. I guess. Yeah.

846
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: And when I decided to be a doctor, I changed

847
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: my I changed my attitude and I switched it up,

848
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: which is I mean, which is great. I don't know

849
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: how many doctors that would do that shit for you,

850
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: you know, to be honest with me, I don't think

851
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: any doctor would say I used to get seed. No

852
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: one wants to man, No one wants to hear that, honest, No,

853
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. You If I ask

854
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: you that, I'm asking you for you to so you

855
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: will be like, I am the best. I fucking graduated,

856
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: magnum koon loudy. It's like when you're an actor and

857
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 1: you're like, um, they're like, and you and you ice hockey?

858
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: You play ice hockey, right, You're like, of course, yeah, yeah,

859
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: we did you know how to double dutch? Absolutely? Oh

860
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: double Dutch is my things. I would they loved you

861
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: for the acting part, and now like and and do

862
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: your resume is accurate? You do double Dutch? Right? Oh yes,

863
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: oh yes, there's never been a Dutch. I've ever not

864
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,959
Speaker 1: doubled so um that I laughed when um when Ted

865
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: is putting in his passport and he says, all right,

866
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: turn away, and you guys turn away, and he's like

867
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: alligator three JD is taped to the ceiling for two hours. Dude,

868
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: how do you fall back? How do you fall He

869
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 1: told you in the beginning that it was going to happen.

870
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: I know, but it tells you before how did they

871
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: do that? Ted is not very straight up freaking no.

872
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. Remember, he says,

873
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do this because you've already zoned out.

874
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: But my my, my question, Donald is but then at

875
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: the end you say, he told me about this and

876
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: I still felt for it. My point is, My point is,

877
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: according to the story, I was duck taped to the

878
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: ceiling by Todd and Ted. How did they pull that off?

879
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: They needed somebody's help to I just don't know, man, Yeah,

880
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: you know, because you'd be if you're wrestling with the Todd,

881
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: you'd become very oily and you'd be able to get away, obviously,

882
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: And if you're raising and if you're wrestling with Ted,

883
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: the same thing. He's kind of sweaty. He's kind of sweaty.

884
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: So maybe they got crazy eyes Mario involved or maybe

885
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: or what's his name? We never seen anymore. He was big.

886
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: He could have helped, and they weren't. They trust you mean, Troy.

887
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: Troy could have easily helped. Troy would have freaking killed

888
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: you though, I know, but they got me. He would

889
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: have snapped. He would have snapped your neck straight up,

890
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: like freaking uh, what's what's the mice? And men? He

891
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 1: would like the bunny, like the bunny, like the bunny,

892
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: like the the girl at the end, oh oh with

893
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: the girl. Yeah, well spoilers if he hadn't seen men,

894
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: all right, listen, um. The best part of the whole

895
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: episode occurs at this moment, when JD is duct taped

896
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: to the ceiling of the cafeteria, we learn that Colonel

897
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: Doctor is Lloyd's father. Yes, yeah, there was not nearly

898
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: enough made out of that. I mean, what is their story?

899
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: You know? Nowadays on TV shows, they go off into

900
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: an episode that's like nothing about the main characters, like

901
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: off into a they I would love an episode about

902
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: what it's like in Colonel Doctor in Lloyd's lives. That's

903
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: a good, that's you know what, that's actually a great idea. Fans,

904
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: what's a good? What's a great one offer that you

905
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: would love to have watched? And I don't want to

906
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: hear about legal custodians. I don't want to hear about

907
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: doctor aculae, not all of the not all the obvious ones.

908
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: Let's get let's get obscure, let's get abstract, let's get

909
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: freaking artistic with it. Yeah, please for the dive in

910
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: and dive in. What is a one off you would

911
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: have loved to have seen? Yeah, what's a one off

912
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 1: that doesn't involve you know, um, the main characters that

913
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: you would have liked. They're gonna know what, They're all

914
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: gonna say, Well, I'm a party Alma's pool party. Oh god,

915
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: I would I But I now learned that an above

916
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: ground pool doesn't necessarily mean that, Like you could have

917
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: a deck and that's considered an above ground pool. The

918
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: best asn't learned about having a loma on is that

919
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: she never knew anything about that because she only read

920
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: her parts. She never read the full scripts, so she

921
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: had no idea we were talking about. Say you did

922
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: the same thing, except you're in every fucking scene, all right. Um,

923
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: Jad falls and he falls because he's so angry because

924
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: a young man can't figure out how to get Jad's hairstyle.

925
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: And he finally wriggles out, falls to the ground and

926
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: he goes, for the love of God, moose and twist.

927
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't use moose for what it's worth. The real

928
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: secret is not washing your hair. If you want to know,

929
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: so just dirt. Well, it's just grease, and then you

930
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: gotta and you gotta and then you gotta use some products.

931
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: But the best thing for for for that hairstyle, if

932
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: you like it, is does not wash your hair. I

933
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: mean you watch with water, you just don't shampoo. That's

934
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: what's up. Um okay. And then the boy who cried wolf,

935
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: the wolf males the gender. That's where he gets. Yeah,

936
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 1: that's what he gets. What he puts so much work

937
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: in time into that, into that, into that prank. M hm.

938
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: This hospital must be filthy. It reminds me You know,

939
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: it's really weird because I watched a movie that's very

940
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: similar to spoiler alert coming. Did you watch The Batman? No? Yes,

941
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: took me like three It took me three days to

942
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 1: watch all of it. It's not that long. Oh my gosh,

943
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: it took me three days to watch all of it.

944
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: But did your heart jump out of your chest when

945
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: they introduced the Batmobile? The cool seed ever? No, you

946
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 1: stop it now. It's a muscle car for Batman. Yeah,

947
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: no doubt. It was a good it was. Look, I

948
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: liked it for I liked it, But I liked it

949
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: for different reasons. Man, because because then when it jumps

950
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: into an action movie, then it's like, ah, man, that's

951
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: not what I want anymore. But because they made it

952
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: such a great detective movie and a great, you know,

953
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,919
Speaker 1: murder mystery type situation, I was way more into that.

954
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden it becomes a superhero

955
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: movie and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. We

956
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: don't need to you know, I'm fine with him just

957
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: being some regular vigilante. You know. It was it was

958
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: it was Donald that's a good student, you see it.

959
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: I have not yet. Yeah, I interest. I'm sorry everybody,

960
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 1: But on the other on the exact polar opposite side,

961
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: I'd like to remind those of you who like the

962
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,760
Speaker 1: polar opposite side of things to go watch The Worst

963
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: Person in the World, because it's I can't I can't

964
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: stop thinking about how good it is. Great. So if

965
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: you were just listening Donald and you zoned out, Um,

966
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: go watch Worst Person in the World. All right, do

967
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: we have a caller? Oh, let's bring them in. I

968
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: got I got goose, got goosebumps. Last week's call. Oh,

969
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: go to break. We're gonna break. We come back with

970
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 1: a call, um, and we're back. Everybody got a collar,

971
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: gave us allow? You can talk star watch show dues,

972
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:35,919
Speaker 1: you know, like a botto smoke some z maybe talking

973
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: about the episode. So come on, Joe, let's get the

974
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: show off. Go ahead, Donald, ladies and gentlemen, give it

975
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 1: up for damn dail. You'll have to do thunders applause

976
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: this time because I don't have my button. Jeve, how

977
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: are you welcome to the program. I'm great. How are

978
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: you guys? We're we're happening. Donald's in his closet, I'm

979
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: in Miami. We can't complain. I could complain. I could.

980
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: Donald's given me an idea. I have no friends down here.

981
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: He says that I should call Gabrielle Union and thus

982
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:19,720
Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade and say, hey, guys, can I meet your friends?

983
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: Le gonna try it. I'm gonna try it, and and

984
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: and and Baron Davis too. Donald, Well, they probably have

985
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: a good night out plan? And what support did Baron

986
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: Davis play again? Hockey? Welcome to the program, Dave. How

987
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: are you? Where are you from? I am in a

988
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: closet in New Jersey. Oh, so were lots of people

989
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: when I was growing up. Same okay. Oh, Daniel loves

990
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: putting computers together. You guys can probably talk all about

991
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: sorts of things. Oh. I bet we could like putting

992
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: together golf simulators. Daniel. Are you ever called upon to

993
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: do soldering? Oh? Man, I tried that a couple of times.

994
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: It is that is beyond my pay grade. That is okay, Dave.

995
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: Do you know how to solder? I know how, but

996
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: it's very difficult. Okay. I want to learn how to

997
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: solder very precise. It looks cool when Yeah, it's fun

998
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: to do, just really really hard. Okay, Dave, So what

999
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: do you do in it? What kind of it stuff

1000
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: do you do? I preferre I do computer support for

1001
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: a state agency. Okay, And do you ever get to

1002
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,240
Speaker 1: the computer and you're like this idiot, I can't believe

1003
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: what they've done to their computer. Um A, I can

1004
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: fix this with one button and be look at their desktop?

1005
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: What a mess. That's my job. I know. I'm that

1006
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: guy with the full desktop, right, you just you just

1007
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,479
Speaker 1: you just drag everything to your desktop. Well, I feel

1008
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: like if I if I put it at elsewhere, it's

1009
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 1: going to get lost. So I prefer for it on

1010
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: the desktop. I know I can find it on the desktop.

1011
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: And that's how the computer gets viruses? Is that what

1012
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,760
Speaker 1: it is? Does that slow the computer down? Dave? No? Yeah, okay,

1013
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: as long as you know where everything is, you're fine, Dave.

1014
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: Why does porn slow the computer down? That's what I

1015
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 1: want to know. If that has viruses? Yeah, I got it.

1016
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: It can. Yeah. Are there any Are there any sites

1017
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: that Dave is not here to tell you which porn

1018
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: sites to go to? Donald's He works for a state agency,

1019
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: for God's sakes, he would know though. Yeah, Dave, Um,

1020
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: do you recommend um any any not talking about those sites, Donald,

1021
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: get the guy fired? What about BBC? Uh? I'm just kidding,

1022
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: but I've been using the site BBC dot com. Is

1023
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: that a good one day? I'm sorry, Dave. Do you

1024
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: have a question for us? I I've noticed that like

1025
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: when when actors have a successful sitcom, they're reluctant to

1026
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: ever go back to that world. If you two were

1027
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: ever offered the opportunity to do a primetime sitcom again,

1028
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: would you at least consider it? Absolutely? Yes, I think

1029
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: you mean you mean you mean the most common question

1030
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: we get Scrubs or any show, any show. It doesn't

1031
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: have to be Yeah, I think so. I think so.

1032
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: It depends a lot of factors go into it, and

1033
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: the main one is that it's a high class problem.

1034
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: Being a lead in it. A half hour comedy like

1035
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: this kind of takes over your life. So you have

1036
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 1: to choose. You have to And there's nothing against working hard,

1037
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: But some people go, gosh, I don't know at forty

1038
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: seven if I want to work fourteen hours a day,

1039
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: twelve hours a day, um. And then other people go, hey,

1040
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: I have nine hundred kids, I gotta go do that.

1041
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: But for me, I wouldn't. For me, and my answers

1042
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: no to a normal UM network show because I personally,

1043
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: at forty, I've been don't want the next chapter of

1044
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: my life to be tied to something for many, many years,

1045
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: for fourteen hours a day. I'd like to do other

1046
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: things like direct and explore Earth and maybe have a family.

1047
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 1: It also depends on what it is like. I'm not

1048
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: going to go and do a television show just for

1049
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 1: shits and geticles, even though I mean, if it sucks

1050
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: in the paycheck is big. I would like to be

1051
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 1: a part of something that's you know, uh that that

1052
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 1: is one successful and uh too a lot of fun

1053
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: to do. And so if those if those variables are

1054
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: in play, absolutely I have no problem going back and

1055
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: doing a television show. Would it be Scrubs again? Probably not.

1056
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't you know, I'm gonna keep it one hundred,

1057
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you. I

1058
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: love Christopher Turk, I love JD. I don't necessarily want

1059
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: to play Christopher Turk. You're gonna playspher Tchurk in some capacity.

1060
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: This is our standard answer, but more of like a

1061
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 1: eight to ten episodes sort of like one off kind

1062
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: of thing, not not network, which which is which is

1063
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: up to well, when we were doing some sometimes twenty

1064
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: four a year, I don't even think anybody does that anymore.

1065
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: So again, we were young actors and we're blessed to

1066
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: have the opportunity. You just you look at things differently

1067
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: when you weigh like time with your family, time to

1068
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: time to create a family. Um, you know, you you

1069
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: look at things differently at forty seven and forty eight

1070
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: than you would. The other answer I would say is

1071
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 1: that a lot of those people have they've been on

1072
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: a long running show. They they've they've made a nice

1073
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: nest egg, and they can make choices that are based

1074
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: on what they want to do with their life, you know,

1075
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: and make an independent movie or direct movies, or go

1076
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: play golf and tennis like Donald sometimes does. Well. Yeah,

1077
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: also when you do a lot of people don't know this.

1078
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: When you do sitcoms, the schedule is very very lax

1079
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: compared to doing something like Scrubs, where it's where it's

1080
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: you know, a single camera thing. So a sitcom you

1081
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: only have one day of filming, maybe two days of filming,

1082
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: and the rest is just rehearsal. So you can have

1083
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: some sort of life in between when I was doing

1084
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: exes after Scrubs. The schedule for the exes compared to Scrubs.

1085
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: And I listen, I'm number three on the call sheet

1086
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: on Scrubs, and I worked way more than I did

1087
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: on Scrubs than I did on the exes as far

1088
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: as hours go. On the exes, we came in, we

1089
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: had a table read, and then we had and then

1090
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: we had the day off. The next day we may

1091
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 1: be rehearsed a couple of scenes, then we had the

1092
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: day off. The third day we rehearsed, and then we

1093
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: had then the day was off. Then we blocked the

1094
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: next day and then that was the end of the day.

1095
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,439
Speaker 1: Maybe pre shot something, and then on Friday we shot

1096
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: a whole show, you know what I mean. And that's

1097
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: why smackers are are drawn to that lifestyle. But there's

1098
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,919
Speaker 1: fewer and fewer of those sort of live in front

1099
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 1: of the studio audience kinds of shows because they're not

1100
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: very fashionable these days. That compared to a single count

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01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: single well, we all grew up on them, Dave, We

1102
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: agree with you, but um and of course, you know, friends,

1103
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: it is probably the most popular sitcom of all time,

1104
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: and people love that and Seinfeld, you know, and not

1105
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 1: to remember the Honeymooners, man, do you remember? No, I'm

1106
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: just saying that, like people, they come in and out

1107
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 1: of fashion, and right now there's not that many of

1108
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: them because they're not very popular as popular these days.

1109
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: You know what it's gonna you know what it's gonna take.

1110
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: It's for it to come on something like HBO Max

1111
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: or something like that, and it'd be a little bit

1112
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: racy and but still be funny. But it's a good idea.

1113
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: Someone should someone should do, like an R rated sitcom

1114
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 1: that'd be amazing, were yeah, R rated, not X rated. R.

1115
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: Maybe I amber watched Ashton Kutcher's was his R rated

1116
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: because his was on Netflix. I don't know. It's all right,

1117
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: But dooel, don't you think that's a good idea. You're

1118
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: like an R rated sitcom? I would definitely check it

1119
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: out because he doesn't love families behaving badly. You know, no,

1120
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't be a family. It could be like you know, well, no,

1121
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: you want it to still have its tradition, the traditional

1122
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: sitcom feel to it, so it could be like friends,

1123
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: but instead of like keeping it p G, it's R.

1124
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Joey see how fun would that be? Well,

1125
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: it would be more like sex. It would be more

1126
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 1: like sex to sex in a city. I'm saying it

1127
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: would be more like that. Abbott Elementary is definitely bringing

1128
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: a comeback. Is that a studio audience? But is that

1129
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: that looks like as single camera? It looks like it's

1130
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: also single cam though too, it is, Joell, isn't it

1131
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: not sure? Is there a laugh track? There's not a

1132
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: laugh track. No, it's single camera. But that show everyone's

1133
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: talking about that show. I can't speak to it because

1134
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, but it is. I haven't seen

1135
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: the Day, but I love that. I love Do you

1136
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: like it? Dave? I haven't seen it yet. It's kidding

1137
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 1: a lot of buzz, a lot of buzz buzz buzz.

1138
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: All right, Dave, what's your next question for us? My friend?

1139
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: My next question would be, so you two have incredible

1140
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: comedic timing, just amazing. Well I agree on on my front, yeah,

1141
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 1: thank you. Just just watching the show, that back and

1142
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: forth between you and the other cast is just crazy.

1143
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: Is that something you guys would work on or is

1144
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:57,919
Speaker 1: that something that came natural? Oh? Yeah, both a combo both,

1145
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 1: I mean, we make each other We make each other laugh.

1146
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 1: I mean all the time. You know, We're at a

1147
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: giant Easter party the other day and there's like a

1148
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: hundred people there. We just standing next to each other

1149
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: making each other laugh. Wench comedy writers too, yeah, fuck them, no,

1150
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: But um, you know, we just we just we have

1151
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:19,439
Speaker 1: the same sense of humor. And but of course also

1152
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: when you watch the show Scrubs, we've but was so

1153
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: great about the environment that Bill created. And I know

1154
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 1: I mentioned this before, was you know after we got

1155
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: what was written, Um, well, he would let us fuck around.

1156
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: And that's where a lot of great stuff came from

1157
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 1: that people love like Eagle is the most obvious example.

1158
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 1: It's just just fucking around and like an athlete, you

1159
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: smell like an athlete, you smell like a father figure,

1160
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: you know, shit like that. We would just we would

1161
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: just riff and and sometimes it would be like if

1162
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: you were the person setting up the punchline. They would

1163
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 1: just keep setting you up and you just keep saying

1164
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 1: punch different punchlines. And sometimes and then a writer would

1165
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: combine go oh, try this, and you try this, and

1166
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: then and then I'd say to Donald it was it

1167
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: was he shot his try this and he tried that

1168
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: and and that way when the editor and Bill who

1169
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: has the final say or watching it, they have like

1170
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: eight options and it's just like which one makes you

1171
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: laugh the most, and it's it's kind of like it's

1172
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 1: kind of a cool way to shoot because you can

1173
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: you can just keep playing and being silly and looking

1174
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: for um, the funniest, the funniest version. It was also

1175
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: great training. We were very young, so it was great

1176
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 1: training for us to learn how to do that as well.

1177
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: You know, we talk about we we we we talk

1178
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: about how uh Scrubs changed our lives. But not only

1179
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 1: did it change our lives, it taught us how to

1180
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: tell jokes, you know, how to you know, uh, my

1181
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 1: IQ coming out of as far as film and television

1182
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: and stuff like that goes coming out of Scrubs was

1183
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean, we did it for nine years, was amazingly

1184
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 1: higher than it was going in. And it was because

1185
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: we've taught each other so much, you know, uh yeah,

1186
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: and also yeah, like he said, it was like it

1187
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: was like the best boot camp ever. You know, for

1188
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,959
Speaker 1: me as a director, it was the great greatest boot

1189
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: camp ever because every episode of a different director and

1190
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: you were like watching so many people, and the comedy

1191
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: writers were so skilled and seeing how they would come

1192
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: up with jokes, and it was it was like the

1193
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 1: best nine year in grad school, someone you could ever have. Yeah,

1194
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: walking out of it, I felt I was very confident.

1195
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: It's time for closeted people. In New Jersey's favorite segments,

1196
01:06:33,600 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 1: It's time to fix your life Garden State Edition. All right, sir,

1197
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 1: how can we fix your life today? All right? I

1198
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: could use some time management help. I work a full

1199
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: time job, I'm a father, married, and I'm also gone

1200
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: to college. Dude, and my life is like crazy right now?

1201
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 1: I have nothing, no free time. Wow, you did it

1202
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: to yourself. You did it to yourself. Bro, You're welcome, Dave,

1203
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 1: You're you're welcome. Well, so how many kids? First? One? Okay?

1204
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: And how old he is? Sixteen? Okay? So he doesn't

1205
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 1: really want to hang out with you that much, right,

1206
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: you would be surprised. Oh, you must be a cool dad.

1207
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 1: You must be a cool dad. I got a stage

1208
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 1: four clinger. Nice. Well, that's a great thing. That means

1209
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: you're a good father. So I think you just have

1210
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: to schedule. I mean, Donald's obviously you can weigh on

1211
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:01,560
Speaker 1: the fought the parenting thing because I don't know anything,

1212
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 1: but I'm probably a better schedule than Donald. And that

1213
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 1: is Um. There's an old expression, if you want to

1214
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 1: get something done, give it to a busy person. And

1215
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 1: that's really scheduling it down to the momentum and sticking

1216
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: to it. I am going to I'm gonna go see

1217
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: a movie with my son at this time. Make sure

1218
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: he's to make sure he's free. Okay, that's locked in.

1219
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: I got to work here, so we know this is here.

1220
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: I have to study for my class here. I gotta

1221
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,800
Speaker 1: take my wife to dinner on that night. You if

1222
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,360
Speaker 1: you're going to be as busy as you are, you

1223
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: can't do it. You can't win it, bro, you can't.

1224
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,760
Speaker 1: You cannot wing it. You gotta get like and I

1225
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: don't like you know, I cal I get a written calendar.

1226
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,919
Speaker 1: You know, you can buy one of those like desktop

1227
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: big ass ones, mount it on your wall or keep

1228
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 1: it as a desktop thing and just really get super

1229
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,640
Speaker 1: anal with what is happening where. And you obviously have

1230
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: to work it out with your son, work it out

1231
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,479
Speaker 1: with your wife. You know what, you know what your

1232
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:56,840
Speaker 1: work hours are? Um, you know how much time you

1233
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: need to study in order to do school. But if

1234
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:01,559
Speaker 1: you're gonna take on as much as you had, there's

1235
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: no possible fucking way you're not doing it without a

1236
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 1: very detailed schedule that you actually stick to. Donald's go

1237
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: do you. Is there a light at the end of

1238
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 1: the tunnel or is it just you're gonna do this

1239
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: for the or you just or is this what you're

1240
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 1: gonna set to do forever? No, the light's gonna be

1241
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 1: I'm trying to blow through the classes as quick as

1242
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 1: i can. Right on. What are you studying? First of all? Yeah,

1243
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting my degree in it, and that'll help you

1244
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,679
Speaker 1: get a better job, I imagine. Yes, this one all right? Good?

1245
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 1: So what's cool about it is that there is a

1246
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 1: there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

1247
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,080
Speaker 1: Once you bang it all out, you can you'll have

1248
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: some of those things off your plate. You'll have a

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Speaker 1: job with a better salary. Yeah, and your kids. Your

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Speaker 1: kid's gonna go to college. So even though he's a clinger,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna probably moving. If I'm still working on things

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Speaker 1: by that, maybe he can help me. My advice to

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Speaker 1: you is to enjoy the journey. I know it feels

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Speaker 1: like a lot, you know, but I mean we don't

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Speaker 1: have a lot of time on this rock anyway, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So you know, while we're here,

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Speaker 1: if you have a lot of things to do, that's great.

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like they're positive and great things. Also,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it sounds like it's something

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Speaker 1: that that you're into. And also having a sixteen year

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Speaker 1: old son, you know, I hope my son when he

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Speaker 1: is sixteen, is a stage four clinger and he he

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Speaker 1: wants to hang out with me, dude. And you know,

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Speaker 1: also I just think in terms of your wife and

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Speaker 1: your child. Again, I do know nothing about this because

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Speaker 1: I have neither, but it seems to me people love experiences.

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Speaker 1: So planning a beautiful romantic night with your wife, she'll appreciate.

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Speaker 1: Planning going to see a cool movie with your son,

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Speaker 1: things that things that aren't just like oh, let's you know,

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Speaker 1: and not to dish, Hey let's sit on the couch

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Speaker 1: and watch this movie too. But making sure that that

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Speaker 1: stuff's like in the schedule, I think we'll make them

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Speaker 1: both feel not neglected. Absolutely, that's a great idea. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, you're welcome, You're welcome. Donald, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: say you're welcome. Well I already did in the beginning

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Speaker 1: when I when I, well, no, now we've given him

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Speaker 1: lots of advice. Okay, well you're welcome. You're welcome. Thank

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Speaker 1: you all right, everybody. That's the show. Um, Dave, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for coming on. Um, and UM, what's

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Speaker 1: happening next, Joelle, we're gonna we're gonna do another episode

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Speaker 1: and um we have some surprise guests coming on soon

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Speaker 1: that Joel has coordinated. One of them. Donald doesn't even

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Speaker 1: know about. We want you to be patient with us too.

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Speaker 1: Zach's away working right now. He's got a bunch of

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Speaker 1: things back to back and stuff. So but also maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe subconsciously, we're trying to drag it out since we're

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Speaker 1: moving so darn fast. Didn't we figure out? What were

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Speaker 1: we talk about? Yeah, Beverly Hills Cop. We talked about

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Speaker 1: doing movies we love and also movies that aren't that

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Speaker 1: well known that we love, like Yentle, like Yentel, And

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Speaker 1: then we talked about getting a guest who won't won't

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Speaker 1: necessarily be the star, like I gonna get bar Strikes,

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Speaker 1: and but we might get Maddie Ptenkin. We might get

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Speaker 1: can you hear me? Yeah? We might, we might. For

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Speaker 1: we we talked about getting what's the name of that

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Speaker 1: actor from Beverly Hill's Cop the one I played, Victor

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Speaker 1: Maglan or Boga Mill. Oh, I love to get Victor

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Speaker 1: Mainland may have passed. He was quite old when the

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Speaker 1: movie was made. I don't know, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know all I learned. Oh, I learned so much, dude,

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Speaker 1: I learned so much about the gentleman who plays General

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Speaker 1: Veers from The Empire strikes Back. And how many of

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Speaker 1: some of the movies that I've loved the bad guy

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Speaker 1: in he was the fucking bad guy and had no idea?

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Speaker 1: Did you know that General Veers from the Empire Strikes

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Speaker 1: Back is the dude that freaking goes with Indiana Jones

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Speaker 1: on The Last Crusade that chooses poorly? Did you know

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Speaker 1: that was the same dude? Did you know that General

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Speaker 1: Veers from the Empire Strikes Back is also the same

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Speaker 1: dude from the Game with Thrones, the guy with the

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Speaker 1: white hair that was the hunched over old man. That's

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Speaker 1: General Veers from Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, yeah, man, General

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Speaker 1: Verers had I don't you know I'm doing him a

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Speaker 1: disservice by calling him General Veers. That's like all this

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Speaker 1: fuckers out there, I'll be like, Yo, Turk from Scrubs

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Speaker 1: was in clueless. Yo, Turk from Scrubs. Yo, did you

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Speaker 1: know that Turk from Scrubs played fucking Booster Gold? Did

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Speaker 1: you know that? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. All right, We

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Speaker 1: love you all, thank you for tuning in, and we'll

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Speaker 1: see you next time. Five, six, seven, Next Stories about

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Speaker 1: Shore we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and

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Speaker 1: stories so Ghado