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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show, and

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Speaker 1: we are still pumped up and ready to row. Now,

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Speaker 1: before we get to the FBI, who isn't treating the

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Speaker 1: shooting as domestic terrorism, we'll get to that, we are

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Speaker 1: going to address something more important than the FBI, more

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Speaker 1: important than life itself. We're going to address the world

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Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly cheeseburger recipe. Now, for those of you

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Speaker 1: just now tuning in, or maybe you're a new listener,

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Speaker 1: I want you to understand something. Yes, I am an

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Speaker 1: extremely flawed person. I'm not an intelligent man. I'm not educating.

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Speaker 1: All these things are true, but I really do make

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Speaker 1: the greatest cheeseburger ever, and I'm about to walk you

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Speaker 1: through how to make it. You ready, walk with me.

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Speaker 1: Grocery store, we show up. Let's get to something that's

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say it's the most important parts.

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Speaker 1: It's not the most important part, but it is an

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Speaker 1: important part and it's critical you understand this. The Bun.

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Speaker 1: Long time listeners will understand my passion for the bun.

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Speaker 1: The Bun. I am stunned, stunned at how often the

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Speaker 1: bun is simply dismissed by people meaning this. I make cheeseburgers,

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Speaker 1: my world famous cheeseburgers once a week, I would say

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Speaker 1: once every couple of weeks, and often I every single

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Speaker 1: time I get to the grocery store to get the buns,

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Speaker 1: I see people in the bun section reach in and

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Speaker 1: the grocery cart, just without a thought in the world,

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Speaker 1: just grabbing any pack of buns they find. You have

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Speaker 1: to finger the buns. You must take time. This is

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Speaker 1: not some willy nilly decision. The quality of your meal

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Speaker 1: is hugely dependent on that bun being soft and just delicious.

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Speaker 1: So you will stand there for at least a couple

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Speaker 1: perfect buns. You can't tell it by looking. You have

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Speaker 1: to take your fingers and stick them in there. Then

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Speaker 1: you'll find it. Once you find the buns, put the

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Speaker 1: buns in. Off we go to the seasoning aisle. You

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Speaker 1: will need garlic powder, not garlic salt. I cannot stress

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Speaker 1: this enough. You can oversalt this burger. Pause here real quickly.

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Speaker 1: Remember I make the greatest cheeseburger on earth, because I

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Speaker 1: dedicated myself when I got out of the Marines to

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Speaker 1: making a great cheeseburger. I was in this huge cheeseburger obsession,

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Speaker 1: and so I did trial and error for years. You're

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Speaker 1: dealing with, let's see, I got out of an O four.

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Speaker 1: You're dealing with almost two decades of experience working on

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Speaker 1: this recipe. All right, to just trust me. Back to

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Speaker 1: the aisle. Garlic powder, not garlic salt, garlic powder, any

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Speaker 1: kind of general seasoning you prefer, nature's own? Was it lowry?

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Speaker 1: Lowry seasoning? Any kind of general seasoning is fine. So

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Speaker 1: garlic powder, general seasoning. And then to the star of

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Speaker 1: the show. This will probably be in the hot sauce aisle. Chippotley,

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Speaker 1: Tabasco sauce, Chippotle, Tabasco sauce. Did I say any sauce

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Speaker 1: say Chipotle chalula even though I love Chippola chalula? No

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Speaker 1: I did not. I said Chippotle Tabasco sauce. Trust me

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Speaker 1: Off we go to the cheese aisle. I know you

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Speaker 1: think like I think you think the cheese section of

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Speaker 1: And you're not wrong about that, obviously. This is our

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Speaker 1: just little slice of paradise, the cheese section. And there

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Speaker 1: same way there are in mine. Should I get the Provolone?

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Speaker 1: blend here. Oh, look a four cheese and Italian. Well,

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Speaker 1: And I love all of these cheeses. No, a good

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Speaker 1: cheeseburger is made with American cheese. American cheese. It is

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Speaker 1: Get the American cheese slices from your grocery store now. Last,

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Speaker 1: and certainly not least, is the burger. A burger needs

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Speaker 1: looking at you. I like the ninety three seven. No,

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Speaker 1: you eat whatever kind of burger you want with the

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Speaker 1: tomato on and said, Wow, that tomato is terrific. Leave

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Speaker 1: the lettuce and tomato alone, go check out, go home,

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Speaker 1: now prep time, get your burger out. I do mine

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Speaker 1: in like a cookie sheet of some kind, But anything

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Speaker 1: Take it out of the package. That's the sound of

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Speaker 1: bags brip. The burger falls. Then you take the garlic powder.

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Speaker 1: Be careful, you can oversalt this burger, all right. Set

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Speaker 1: that aside. Now the chipotlea tabasco. Open it up, and

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Speaker 1: much I eyeball it. I no matter what. I try

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Speaker 1: your patties. Don't don't, don't shirk your duties. Now you've

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Speaker 1: patty to be thin. Thin patties, Thin patties, thin patties,

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Speaker 1: a flat top of some kind. If you have a

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Speaker 1: to grill? Mind? Why grill something else? A burger needs

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Speaker 1: Because it's as important as your own child, treated as

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Speaker 1: You don't throw eight of them on at a time.

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Speaker 1: eat it. Did I say put ketchup on it? Or mayonnaise,

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Speaker 1: How is it? You don't need it for my burger? Congratulations?

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the greatest cheeseburgers in the history of mankind. Now

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Remember, practice, practice. It's a good

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Speaker 1: weekend for it. It's been a heavy week, a down week.

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Speaker 1: We're feeling down about things. It's a good week to

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Speaker 1: step up, all right, because we're we're seeing real into shares,

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Speaker 1: we're seeing real indications and real indications that we're turning

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Speaker 1: the tide here. Yeah, things are, things are going well,

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Speaker 1: going well. Here's MSNBC. More people, as you were saying

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Speaker 1: earlier on the broadcast, more people go by guns, more

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Speaker 1: people than acquire the kind of ideology of wanting to

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Speaker 1: protect their guns. And then more people see big problems

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Speaker 1: in their lives that government can't solve and get demoralized

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Speaker 1: about government, which helps this extremist right ideology. And it

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Speaker 1: is sickening to watch them try to claim the idea

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Speaker 1: of freedom. For me, the freedom will remain alive or

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Speaker 1: have my kids remain alive kind of comes first those

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Speaker 1: little kids. But also they say free, they talk about

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Speaker 1: a freedom, they talk about a freedom that they've made

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Speaker 1: up in their own twisted heads. Listen to how these

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Speaker 1: people discuss freedom. Remember how often we've talked about that

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Speaker 1: on this show about that's part of the reason we're

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Speaker 1: in so much trouble. That the leaders of the West,

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Speaker 1: while they've always been flawed, and you could even argue

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Speaker 1: bad people, but the leaders of the West forever, Democrat

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Speaker 1: and Republican and other nations as well. Leaders of the

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Speaker 1: West forever saw themselves as the defenders of freedom, as

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Speaker 1: the vanguards of freedom. You know, That's why we call

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Speaker 1: the president what do we call them, leader of the

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Speaker 1: free world? It's what we call them all the time.

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Speaker 1: It's it's how they always saw themselves. The other parts

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Speaker 1: of the world, the darker parts of the world, people

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Speaker 1: don't have freedom and that sucks. We do have freedom,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna not only defend it, we're gonna spread

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Speaker 1: it all over the planet. Freedom. And now they can't

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Speaker 1: help themselves. You have people from the highest levels, from

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden to these idiots on cable TV. They talk

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Speaker 1: about your freedoms with such disdain. Remember that Schwarzenegger clip

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Speaker 1: we played for you a thousand times, screw your freedom.

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Speaker 1: The President of the United States of America goes on

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Speaker 1: television all the time and said, no amendments, absolute, No,

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Speaker 1: you're not allowed, You're not allowed this. These people, they

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Speaker 1: really do despise you, and they really do despise your freedoms.

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Speaker 1: They think your freedoms are what's holding back to planet.

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Speaker 1: They think the biggest enemy are the people who love

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Speaker 1: freedom within their own nations. We used to be a

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Speaker 1: nation where we saw the greatest enemy as a Soviet

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Speaker 1: Union or something like that. But now they think it's us.

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Speaker 1: It's something, isn't it all? Right? Millie in this DC

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Speaker 1: Attorney and Durham where's he been? Got headlines and some

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Speaker 1: more stuff. Hang on, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show Final segment

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Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show. You can email the show

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. I forgot to play this lovely

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Speaker 1: little tidbit from Peter Schiff. They have created another financial crisis,

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Speaker 1: which is something I've been warning about for years. And

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Speaker 1: you know, the media is reluctant to call this a

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Speaker 1: financial crisis. They keep saying it's a banking crisis. The

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Speaker 1: financial crisis of two thousand and eight was a banking crisis, says.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants to say what it is because they don't

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Speaker 1: want to invoke memories and comparisons to two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 1: But this is a sequel to two thousand and eight,

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Speaker 1: and like all sequels, this one's going to be worse.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't sound good. That sounds pretty bad. All Right's

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Speaker 1: get to a couple more emails than will get the

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Speaker 1: million then headlines we're checking out of here. The subject

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Speaker 1: is of this one is never Trumpers versus forever Trumpers.

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Speaker 1: I view both of them as insane, he says. But

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Speaker 1: the never Trumpers will continue to be communists and find

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Speaker 1: their next boogeyman, whether heavy to you or someone else.

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Speaker 1: I'm curious how you think this ends for forever Trumpers.

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Speaker 1: I think that people will get really really hard people

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Speaker 1: who are out on Trump for whatever reason, one reason

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Speaker 1: or another. I think that people get really really hard

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Speaker 1: on Trump supporters unnecessarily, as if they're just a bunch

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Speaker 1: of brain dead rubes who don't know what they're doing.

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump and the America First Movement spoke to people

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Speaker 1: who had been neglected and just treated with nothing but

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Speaker 1: scorned by the regular GOP forever. And let's do keep

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Speaker 1: this in mind for you people who hate his guts.

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Speaker 1: And I never vote for him again. And I'm look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not on his team. I'm not trying to commit

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Speaker 1: you otherwise. I'm simply reminding you many people saw significant

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Speaker 1: improvements in their life under Donald Trump's presidency. They did.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you when you point out bad things

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Speaker 1: about Trump or things you don't like about Trump, and

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm happy to do that. I do it

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Speaker 1: all the time. I'm not worried about it. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm not on his team, not on his Zance's team.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about either of them. But when you

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Speaker 1: point out bad things or things you don't like about Trump,

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Speaker 1: and I've seen a lot of this. You end up

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Speaker 1: taking something you don't like about Trump and you put

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Speaker 1: it on his supporters, and then you call them names

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Speaker 1: like cultists and brain dead and things like that. Let's

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Speaker 1: do remember that these are not a bunch of brain

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Speaker 1: dead moron rubes. People support Trump, many of them, almost

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Speaker 1: all of them. They have things they're not thrilled about either.

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Speaker 1: They know did you know that most Trump fans, almost

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Speaker 1: all of them, they think he goes too far with

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Speaker 1: the nicknames sometimes, which is weird because I have no

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Speaker 1: problem with the nicknames at all. But they'll cringe a

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Speaker 1: little bit when they see him calling Stormy Daniel's horse

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Speaker 1: face because they know that that probably doesn't land that

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Speaker 1: great with the whole suburban mom contingent. But they'll move

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Speaker 1: past it. You move past things for people you like.

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Speaker 1: I think these people that are hardcore Trump fans the

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Speaker 1: most hardcore. When Trump is gone, whether that's after the

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Speaker 1: primary or after the general, or after the next four

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Speaker 1: years of his presidency, that look, no matter what, there's

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Speaker 1: a shelf life on it. Right, no matter what, We're

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Speaker 1: a little more than five years away from Trump being

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Speaker 1: on that's the maximum on it. They will stay active,

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Speaker 1: they will remain patriots who care about their country. Even

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Speaker 1: when I despised Donald Trump during the first primary, when

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, even then, I never became an ever Trumper,

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Speaker 1: and I never liked how people talked, especially in the media,

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Speaker 1: how people talked about people who supported Trump. I've encouraged people,

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Speaker 1: and I'm encouraging you right now. Even if you're not

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Speaker 1: a Trump fan. If you're a person out there who

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Speaker 1: feels lonely or you feel surrounded, go to a Trump

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Speaker 1: Robley when he comes to your state. I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: you got to wear your Maga hat if you hate him,

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Speaker 1: I don't care about that. Those are salt to the earth,

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Speaker 1: wonderful people. Those people are gonna be just fine when

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Speaker 1: Trump's gone. Just fine. General Millie admits US oversight of

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Speaker 1: weapons going to Ukraine is quote not as rigorous as

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Speaker 1: you might think. Well, that's a problem because I already

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Speaker 1: think it's pretty bad. And seeing as how that is

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Speaker 1: the black market for weapons before the whole Russia Ukraine

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Speaker 1: dust up, and we now regularly send them our best equipment.

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Speaker 1: That's probably not good. I would say, ah, we got

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Speaker 1: some hard times coming in this country. We'll be ready.

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Speaker 1: We're on Chalk. I'm on Chuck, You're on Chok. We're ready.

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Speaker 1: You know you know what makes you feel ready? Twenty

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Speaker 1: you know the thing? Headlines we didn't get to you

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Speaker 1: DCUs attorney declined to prosecute sixty seven percent of those arrested.

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Speaker 1: Here's why it's not complicated. Here's why he's a communist.

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Speaker 1: He was elected to turn violent criminals loose so they

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Speaker 1: would murder more people on the streets of DC, causing

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Speaker 1: more mayhem. All this is done intentionally. He's there to

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Speaker 1: prosecute January six mems for sauntering through the capitol for

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Speaker 1: five minutes. He's already gone after a thousand. He's announced

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Speaker 1: he's going after a thousand more. If you happen to

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Speaker 1: cut someone's head off in DC, you'd probably be out

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Speaker 1: on bail for fifty bucks. Attorney General expects Durham report

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Speaker 1: relatively soon. I almost forgot John Durham exists. Wow, we'll

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Speaker 1: probably get that Durham report right about the time Biden

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Speaker 1: wins his second term. Suspect arrested after staffer for Senator

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Speaker 1: Ran Paul is stabbed in DC. I actually found out

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Speaker 1: today this guy who stabbed who stabbed Rampaul's staffer. You

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Speaker 1: know why he was out of prison. That first step

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Speaker 1: back that Trump passed, Oh that's good. That's kind of

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Speaker 1: thing's going to come back to bite him. I'm not

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Speaker 1: blaming the guy, but trust me, his primary candidates are

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Speaker 1: going to use that. That's meat ball from long extinct

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Speaker 1: mammoth is created by a food firm. I just trying

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Speaker 1: to walk through the thinking of finding an extinct animal

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Speaker 1: and the first thing you do is make meatballs from

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Speaker 1: It had to be an Italian that found him. The

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Speaker 1: UN Security Council did not adopt a Russian Federation resolution

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Speaker 1: on the Nordstream investigation. Well, yeah, the UN doesn't generally

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Speaker 1: put out resolutions condemning the CIA. Yellen confirms four point

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Speaker 1: seven trillion dollars in new taxes under the Biden budget.

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Speaker 1: Still kind of amazing that these people who have spent

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Speaker 1: us all into bankruptcy and their solution to that problem

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Speaker 1: is to bloodsuck four point seven trillion more dollars from US.

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Speaker 1: China on a quote disturbing path to eclipse the US

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Speaker 1: military by the mid century Millie Warrens. Aren't these the

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Speaker 1: same Chinese that Millie called not a threat to us?

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Speaker 1: Seems like it was only yesterday when Millie said it

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Speaker 1: wasn't a threat anyway. You can email me Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. Love, hate, death threats, all

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Speaker 1: are welcome. We'll be back tomorrow to have some more fun.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's all