WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Sheet Surprise

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jebels second data dates, We got an email from

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners named Mary. She told us a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about her date and says she feels awful

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<v Speaker 1>about it and thinks it's her fault that she's not

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<v Speaker 1>getting a call back. Wow, it's like the first person

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<v Speaker 1>with like some self realization on the phone with us,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what's going on? I don't know exactly what that means,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm guessing she accidentally ran him over and feels bad.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when you went to Yeah, Mary, why did you

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<v Speaker 1>do it? Okay? I think there's a lot of other

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<v Speaker 1>things that could have happened there. Are you using this

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<v Speaker 1>time as your one call from the police station? Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really not like that. Yeah, that's what all guilty

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<v Speaker 1>people say. Huh, what's the real story, Mary? What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>He is such a good guy. I'm feeling awful about

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<v Speaker 1>it because I've been on so many dates before where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it was their fault why we didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>any more dates, But this one is all me. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that obvious. Okay, Wait, wait back up. Where'd you

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<v Speaker 1>meet this guy? We met on Tinder? His name's Adam. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have to say that when you're doing the

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<v Speaker 1>swipes and things like that, I know your human nature

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<v Speaker 1>reaction is to definitely swipe right onto all the hot guys. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's what Tinder is for. But Adam's not

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<v Speaker 1>like super good looking. But that's okay. Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>you told him? And that's why you know that he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back? Is that's it's pretty rough? Very No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no. I've just I've swiped right on

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<v Speaker 1>tons of hot guys before and they're just really self obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Their jerk. I was, I was done with it, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm gonna swipe and I'm not so good

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<v Speaker 1>looking guy. Oh wow, that actually makes sense. She's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna want anything to do with me. Yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good strategy. But the ugs, like, there's no risk there. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, he's saying he's ugly, he's just not like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he has stronger attributes other than his looks. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like Ed Sheeran, he's not awful but not okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>but there are a lot of men out there that

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<v Speaker 1>once you actually get to know their personality, they're eighty

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<v Speaker 1>times more attractive. So what was it? Like? What did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do? We did a dancing lesson? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hot guy would never be down for something like that, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of fun exactly. So what kind of dancing lesson

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys do? We did a little swing dancing

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<v Speaker 1>like a little um who is that Brian Sesser or something,

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<v Speaker 1>or like you know, you know, swing dancing. Yeah, welcome

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<v Speaker 1>back tonighten. Sorry, we're not up to date on our

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<v Speaker 1>famous swing dancers here. So but how did the swing

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<v Speaker 1>dance class go? Was it fun? It was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fun. Like they teach you some basic moves because

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<v Speaker 1>neither of us had done it before. And then if

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<v Speaker 1>you get to switch a bunch of partners, Oh that

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<v Speaker 1>was the fun part. Okay, you gotta take a break

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<v Speaker 1>from boring old looking Adam and got to look at

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<v Speaker 1>some really hot guys. It's like swiping right in real life. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know it was great because everybody's got like

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<v Speaker 1>different levels. And I even danced with this show eighty

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<v Speaker 1>year old guy. Oh, adorable guys. So that's great. But

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<v Speaker 1>what about poor Adams? Remember you're dating Adam here? When

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<v Speaker 1>did you screw it all up? That's what I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know. Okay, I'll get to that. But here's the

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, and this is why I really liked him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because after I danced with that eighty year old guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I was kind of like jabbing at him a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he came back at me, which I loved.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, oh, I'm gonna take that old guy's

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<v Speaker 1>knees out with you know, his walker. Oh yeah, violence

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<v Speaker 1>against the elderly. That's that's hilarious. I think it's hute, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>It was going so well, We're like, let's do drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>We just you know, sweated a little bit, so we

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<v Speaker 1>went and grabbed some drinks. Huh, and then I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up at his place. Okay, so all of this is

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<v Speaker 1>great so far. So wait that you ended up at

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<v Speaker 1>the elderly man's place or up at Adams. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make sure we're getting it straight. Adam's place,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Okay. Was that your idea or

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<v Speaker 1>his idea? Oh? I don't. We both had a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of drinks, so I would say it with both of

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<v Speaker 1>our ideas, like it does soul right, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>what happened when you walked in this doors? You clothes

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<v Speaker 1>come off, and I'm just saying, that's what Brooks purst

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<v Speaker 1>go to movies. That's a little uh invasive. But we

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. So yeah, see, I'm right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm still not hearing what's the bad part of

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<v Speaker 1>this stage? Then the bad part was the next morning

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<v Speaker 1>when I was leaving. Oh you say the night I did, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>walk us through it. So when I was getting up

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, I was trying to be like really

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<v Speaker 1>really quiet, and I noticed that and I forgot about

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<v Speaker 1>this part. But I put a bunch of selft tanner

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<v Speaker 1>on the night before, and so I noticed that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a bunch of orangey streaks all over his sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that could be perceived as something else. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just says, first thing I would think, like, what the heck?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, first thing that jose thinks is someone messed

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<v Speaker 1>his bed. Anytime I've had streaks in my bed, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not been selft han Okay, let's move forward quickly. So

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<v Speaker 1>you left streaks of self tanner in his bed? Oh yes?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, shoot, I gotta do something

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<v Speaker 1>about this. But then I went to the bathroom, put

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<v Speaker 1>some hot water on a washcloth, then came back to

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<v Speaker 1>the bed like I was trying to like wipe it. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Then all of a sudden he starts waking up. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, sure, I knew that was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, okay, well, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>just had a little uh. And then all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go, wait, did you just make it sound like

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<v Speaker 1>you wet the bed? Like is the bed's wet? At

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<v Speaker 1>this point, I had a little uh. I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like I didn't really explain it. I was just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, there's a little something, And I didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>explain it though. I just said, oh, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>little something on your bed. Yeah, you should have explained it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he just left. Did he even have a

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<v Speaker 1>chance to say anything. No, because he was like still

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<v Speaker 1>waking up and everything. So then I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>i'll just text you later. So then I texted him,

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<v Speaker 1>but he still hasn't responded. Yeah, totally. That after morning

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<v Speaker 1>glow is not there when you're waking up in a

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<v Speaker 1>wet brown bed. She sweat her glow off. So how

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<v Speaker 1>long has it been since you last spoke to him?

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<v Speaker 1>It's been like two days, okay, and so are you

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<v Speaker 1>using this to get him on the phone so you

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<v Speaker 1>can explain what happened? No, no, no, I'm just looking

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<v Speaker 1>for you guys to help me because I just want

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<v Speaker 1>him to give me a second chance. Because look, when

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<v Speaker 1>we danced, we clicked, our conversations we clicked like everything

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<v Speaker 1>else clicked. But you haven't texted him about the self

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<v Speaker 1>Tanner though. No, you're just gonna pretend like it never

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<v Speaker 1>happened and just move on. She's playing it cool for now. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>think we've passed that point, Like that's the problem. We

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<v Speaker 1>may need to address it at a certain point. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna call Adam for you, Mary, and we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song and come back and get your second date

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<v Speaker 1>update right after this. Okay, okay, hold on brooking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Second date update. If you're just tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in for today's second date update, we're on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with Mary. She went out with a guy named average Adam.

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<v Speaker 1>She told us not very good looking, but she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of likes that about him, and they went dancing together

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<v Speaker 1>before she took a page out of Brooks dating playbook

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<v Speaker 1>and slept with him night one. I mean, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to argue, but class. Hey, you know what, I know

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<v Speaker 1>what I like? Ok Now, Mary's worried that he's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling her back because in the morning, she realized that

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<v Speaker 1>some of her self tanner rubbed off and left a

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<v Speaker 1>stain on his sheets. She tried to clean it, but

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<v Speaker 1>he started waking up, so she just decided to leave

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<v Speaker 1>no explanation. Now, Mary, we're gonna call Adam and how

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<v Speaker 1>do you want us to approach this. So I've been

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it, and I say, don't bring up the

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<v Speaker 1>self tanner right away because maybe there's something else. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I've listened to guys a bajillion times and it could

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<v Speaker 1>be something totally different. Maybe he just didn't think I

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<v Speaker 1>was that cute or that. Mary won't be offended. If

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that you don't think is attractive doesn't find

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<v Speaker 1>you attractive, that's good, that's good. You know, some people

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<v Speaker 1>just are into different things. So maybe he's just not

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<v Speaker 1>into that. But like I think I'm pretty cute, So

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<v Speaker 1>don't bring up the wet brown bed until later if

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to that. All right, Mary, let's call Adam

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<v Speaker 1>right now and get some answers for you. Ready, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? All? Right? Here we go? Hello? Hi, can

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Adam please. Yeah, who's this. Hey, it's

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<v Speaker 1>your morning wake up call, Adam. Good morning. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the do not Spam list. Oh no, this isn't a

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<v Speaker 1>spam call, Adam. Are you satisfied with your current healthcare provider?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a spam call, Adam. What's going on? Hey, Adam? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooken Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Do you have a minute to talk

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<v Speaker 1>with us? Wow radio? Yes, it's an old fashioned device

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<v Speaker 1>and you listen to music on it. Sometimes people talk

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<v Speaker 1>out of it, even like a podcast, yeah, the predecessor

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<v Speaker 1>to podcasts. But yeah, let's just call it a podcast. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you want? Well, actually work calling on behalf

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<v Speaker 1>of one of our listeners who's been trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of you. Her name is Mary. Oh oh

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<v Speaker 1>you like Mary. I don't think that that was z

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<v Speaker 1>O that I got. I got I heard? Oh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>no I oh. Well, so, yeah, you went on a

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<v Speaker 1>date recently with Mary, Adam. And she says that she

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<v Speaker 1>had a really great time with you, and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>not talking to her anymore, and she wants to know

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why she told you about our date. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>She gave us a little rundown of it. It sounded

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<v Speaker 1>really fun. I mean, she said, you guys weren't dancing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that was really cool of you to

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<v Speaker 1>be up for, you know, dancing on a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>You met on tender one thing late to the next.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like everything went great. It was until it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>And at what point wasn't it? I mean, she really

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know. I find that hard to believe. Ye is

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<v Speaker 1>there something about Mary? Oh my god, Jeffrey, you put

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<v Speaker 1>in did you do that on her? I'm sorry? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there something about Mary that bothered you? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you guys are laughing about. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine, don't worry, don't worry. Worry, But that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the whole point is. Mary wants to know the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why you're not calling her back. She says, she had

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<v Speaker 1>a really really good time with you, and the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that you're not calling her it's kind of upsetting and

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<v Speaker 1>she just wants some answers as to why. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she knows why I'm not calling her back.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to embarrass her, Okay, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be embarrassed. She knows she listens to these that

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<v Speaker 1>there could be some like really terrible information she finds

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<v Speaker 1>out about herself. Like she's very aware of the consequences here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why she's trying to get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of me. Like if for her, I would have never

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<v Speaker 1>told anyone what happened? What was it? What happened? She

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<v Speaker 1>told you all about the date, Yeah, and she told

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<v Speaker 1>you about the next morning. Yeah. Maybe you can tell

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<v Speaker 1>us what your side of the story is. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not sides, it's facts. She went in my bed

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<v Speaker 1>like number one and number two? Is that really what

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<v Speaker 1>you think happened. I'm positive I can't believe she would

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<v Speaker 1>tell a radio station what she did. Adam. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Mary. Yes, that's a little bit early, but Adam,

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<v Speaker 1>Mary's been on the line listening. We forgot to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that, and she heard everything you said. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Mary's told the other line, Adam, and she's listening. She

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<v Speaker 1>knows what you just said about her doing a duty

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<v Speaker 1>in your bed. It wasn't that. There's a good explanation,

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<v Speaker 1>And I really do have a really good explanation. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you're on the whole. Why if I

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<v Speaker 1>were you, why would you highlight that you did this? Like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong with you? I got just wait, I was

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<v Speaker 1>wearing self tanner and I had a lot on from

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<v Speaker 1>the night before, and so then it got all over

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<v Speaker 1>your bed. So I was trying to quietly wipe it off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it was. Listen, I was in the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't just that, like there's a specific smell and

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<v Speaker 1>that It wasn't tanner smell. It was number two smells.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Adam, you don't believe her. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw evidence and the smell. I know what number two

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<v Speaker 1>smells like. Come on, wait a minute, So who's lying here? Mary? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there might have been like a little bit wait what wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you just say? Only because I had drank

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<v Speaker 1>a lot the night before it happened like whenever you

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<v Speaker 1>break off just self tanner. Well it was mainly self tanner. God,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so dirty. Why are you doing this? Mary? Mary?

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<v Speaker 1>Adam was right, why are you ashamed? Like? What is

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<v Speaker 1>your problem? Why are you calling us? I that's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you doing? Run? Never call this guy again.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like a little bit, like a tiny

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<v Speaker 1>little streak like you know, when like you have to far. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so disgusted. I was. It was gross. A couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days ago. I tried to block it out of

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<v Speaker 1>my head. You guys are making me relive it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just as disgusted now. And it wasn't a little

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<v Speaker 1>It was a Jackson Pollock. Stop stop with the visuals. People,

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<v Speaker 1>just burn the sheets, take the maddress to the dove.

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<v Speaker 1>I burnt my sheets and she left. She left me

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in it like she didn't even offer to help.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's all so disgusting. Mary, How can

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<v Speaker 1>you leave a guy straighted like that? You didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>apologize for it. What am I gonna do? Like pick

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<v Speaker 1>up my underwear? Ellen? Can I have your sheets? All?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at it? Like no? Or am I gonna stay?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me do your boundary? I know we just met. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the tiniest little thing. Plus our conversation

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<v Speaker 1>was great. The dancing with you. You got it on

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<v Speaker 1>my arm. You're exaggerating a little bit. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was like just like the tiniest bit. Oh no, even

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit is too much, I think, Mary. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys need to listen to me, Like we connected, Adams,

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<v Speaker 1>Did we not connect? Like? Think about when we were dancing,

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<v Speaker 1>think about when we're ever drains. Like it was the

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<v Speaker 1>best first day I've ever had, minus that little short

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<v Speaker 1>thing the next morning, but the gartless of everything else,

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<v Speaker 1>five star day, it was amazing. You can justify however

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<v Speaker 1>you want, but the fact is you took a crap

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<v Speaker 1>in my bed. Yeah. I didn't take a crap. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like a short list. Enough of the descriptors, Please

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<v Speaker 1>just ask them, ask them, Jeffrey and I can't do

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<v Speaker 1>this anymore, Adam. You know, in some cultures, I think

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<v Speaker 1>going number two is a sign of affection to a person.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just assuming maybe that's Mary's culture, and in

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<v Speaker 1>that sense, she really liked you, So maybe you would

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<v Speaker 1>consider going out on another date with her, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you would, we would pay for it. What a number dates?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ab to imagine us? We're hanging out, we're

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<v Speaker 1>sharing an appetizer at some Applebe's. What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be thinking about her going in my bed? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you think this is salvageable? Did I hear you? Adam?

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even there, and I can't get the image

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<v Speaker 1>out of my head. You can empty herself before the

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<v Speaker 1>date to make sure there's no accidents. Mary Adam, you

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<v Speaker 1>are very emotional right now, and when you calm down,

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<v Speaker 1>Almy will work it out. We'll do it like dancing

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<v Speaker 1>lesson number two. It will be so good dancing lesson

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<v Speaker 1>number two. Her specialty that grows