Speaker 1: Brooking Jebels second data dates, We got an email from
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Mary. She told us a
Speaker 1: little bit about her date and says she feels awful
Speaker 1: about it and thinks it's her fault that she's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back. Wow, it's like the first person
Speaker 1: with like some self realization on the phone with us,
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? I don't know exactly what that means,
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing she accidentally ran him over and feels bad.
Speaker 1: That's when you went to Yeah, Mary, why did you
Speaker 1: do it? Okay? I think there's a lot of other
Speaker 1: things that could have happened there. Are you using this
Speaker 1: time as your one call from the police station? Okay, No,
Speaker 1: it's really not like that. Yeah, that's what all guilty
Speaker 1: people say. Huh, what's the real story, Mary? What happened?
Speaker 1: He is such a good guy. I'm feeling awful about
Speaker 1: it because I've been on so many dates before where
Speaker 1: it's like it was their fault why we didn't have
Speaker 1: any more dates, But this one is all me. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's that obvious. Okay, Wait, wait back up. Where'd you
Speaker 1: meet this guy? We met on Tinder? His name's Adam. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I have to say that when you're doing the
Speaker 1: swipes and things like that, I know your human nature
Speaker 1: reaction is to definitely swipe right onto all the hot guys. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think that's what Tinder is for. But Adam's not
Speaker 1: like super good looking. But that's okay. Is that what
Speaker 1: you told him? And that's why you know that he's
Speaker 1: not calling you back? Is that's it's pretty rough? Very No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no. I've just I've swiped right on
Speaker 1: tons of hot guys before and they're just really self obsessed.
Speaker 1: Their jerk. I was, I was done with it, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna swipe and I'm not so good
Speaker 1: looking guy. Oh wow, that actually makes sense. She's not
Speaker 1: gonna want anything to do with me. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: good strategy. But the ugs, like, there's no risk there. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: you guys, he's saying he's ugly, he's just not like
Speaker 1: maybe he has stronger attributes other than his looks. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like Ed Sheeran, he's not awful but not okay. Well,
Speaker 1: but there are a lot of men out there that
Speaker 1: once you actually get to know their personality, they're eighty
Speaker 1: times more attractive. So what was it? Like? What did
Speaker 1: you guys do? We did a dancing lesson? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: hot guy would never be down for something like that, exactly,
Speaker 1: kind of fun exactly. So what kind of dancing lesson
Speaker 1: did you guys do? We did a little swing dancing
Speaker 1: like a little um who is that Brian Sesser or something,
Speaker 1: or like you know, you know, swing dancing. Yeah, welcome
Speaker 1: back tonighten. Sorry, we're not up to date on our
Speaker 1: famous swing dancers here. So but how did the swing
Speaker 1: dance class go? Was it fun? It was a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. Like they teach you some basic moves because
Speaker 1: neither of us had done it before. And then if
Speaker 1: you get to switch a bunch of partners, Oh that
Speaker 1: was the fun part. Okay, you gotta take a break
Speaker 1: from boring old looking Adam and got to look at
Speaker 1: some really hot guys. It's like swiping right in real life. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you know it was great because everybody's got like
Speaker 1: different levels. And I even danced with this show eighty
Speaker 1: year old guy. Oh, adorable guys. So that's great. But
Speaker 1: what about poor Adams? Remember you're dating Adam here? When
Speaker 1: did you screw it all up? That's what I want
Speaker 1: to know. Okay, I'll get to that. But here's the
Speaker 1: one thing, and this is why I really liked him.
Speaker 1: It's because after I danced with that eighty year old guy,
Speaker 1: I was kind of like jabbing at him a little bit,
Speaker 1: and so he came back at me, which I loved.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, I'm gonna take that old guy's
Speaker 1: knees out with you know, his walker. Oh yeah, violence
Speaker 1: against the elderly. That's that's hilarious. I think it's hute, dude.
Speaker 1: It was going so well, We're like, let's do drinks.
Speaker 1: We just you know, sweated a little bit, so we
Speaker 1: went and grabbed some drinks. Huh, and then I ended
Speaker 1: up at his place. Okay, so all of this is
Speaker 1: great so far. So wait that you ended up at
Speaker 1: the elderly man's place or up at Adams. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to make sure we're getting it straight. Adam's place,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Okay. Was that your idea or
Speaker 1: his idea? Oh? I don't. We both had a couple
Speaker 1: of drinks, so I would say it with both of
Speaker 1: our ideas, like it does soul right, you know. And
Speaker 1: what happened when you walked in this doors? You clothes
Speaker 1: come off, and I'm just saying, that's what Brooks purst
Speaker 1: go to movies. That's a little uh invasive. But we
Speaker 1: had a good time. So yeah, see, I'm right, all right,
Speaker 1: So I'm still not hearing what's the bad part of
Speaker 1: this stage? Then the bad part was the next morning
Speaker 1: when I was leaving. Oh you say the night I did, okay,
Speaker 1: walk us through it. So when I was getting up
Speaker 1: in the morning, I was trying to be like really
Speaker 1: really quiet, and I noticed that and I forgot about
Speaker 1: this part. But I put a bunch of selft tanner
Speaker 1: on the night before, and so I noticed that there
Speaker 1: was a bunch of orangey streaks all over his sheets.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that could be perceived as something else. I'm
Speaker 1: just says, first thing I would think, like, what the heck?
Speaker 1: Of course, first thing that jose thinks is someone messed
Speaker 1: his bed. Anytime I've had streaks in my bed, it's
Speaker 1: not been selft han Okay, let's move forward quickly. So
Speaker 1: you left streaks of self tanner in his bed? Oh yes?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, shoot, I gotta do something
Speaker 1: about this. But then I went to the bathroom, put
Speaker 1: some hot water on a washcloth, then came back to
Speaker 1: the bed like I was trying to like wipe it. Well.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden he starts waking up. I
Speaker 1: was like, sure, I knew that was going to happen.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, okay, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: just had a little uh. And then all right, I
Speaker 1: gotta go, wait, did you just make it sound like
Speaker 1: you wet the bed? Like is the bed's wet? At
Speaker 1: this point, I had a little uh. I just kind
Speaker 1: of like I didn't really explain it. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a little something, And I didn't really
Speaker 1: explain it though. I just said, oh, I got a
Speaker 1: little something on your bed. Yeah, you should have explained it.
Speaker 1: And then he just left. Did he even have a
Speaker 1: chance to say anything. No, because he was like still
Speaker 1: waking up and everything. So then I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: i'll just text you later. So then I texted him,
Speaker 1: but he still hasn't responded. Yeah, totally. That after morning
Speaker 1: glow is not there when you're waking up in a
Speaker 1: wet brown bed. She sweat her glow off. So how
Speaker 1: long has it been since you last spoke to him?
Speaker 1: It's been like two days, okay, and so are you
Speaker 1: using this to get him on the phone so you
Speaker 1: can explain what happened? No, no, no, I'm just looking
Speaker 1: for you guys to help me because I just want
Speaker 1: him to give me a second chance. Because look, when
Speaker 1: we danced, we clicked, our conversations we clicked like everything
Speaker 1: else clicked. But you haven't texted him about the self
Speaker 1: Tanner though. No, you're just gonna pretend like it never
Speaker 1: happened and just move on. She's playing it cool for now. Guys,
Speaker 1: think we've passed that point, Like that's the problem. We
Speaker 1: may need to address it at a certain point. But
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Adam for you, Mary, and we'll play
Speaker 1: a song and come back and get your second date
Speaker 1: update right after this. Okay, okay, hold on brooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second date update. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second date update, we're on the phone
Speaker 1: with Mary. She went out with a guy named average Adam.
Speaker 1: She told us not very good looking, but she kind
Speaker 1: of likes that about him, and they went dancing together
Speaker 1: before she took a page out of Brooks dating playbook
Speaker 1: and slept with him night one. I mean, I want
Speaker 1: to argue, but class. Hey, you know what, I know
Speaker 1: what I like? Ok Now, Mary's worried that he's not
Speaker 1: calling her back because in the morning, she realized that
Speaker 1: some of her self tanner rubbed off and left a
Speaker 1: stain on his sheets. She tried to clean it, but
Speaker 1: he started waking up, so she just decided to leave
Speaker 1: no explanation. Now, Mary, we're gonna call Adam and how
Speaker 1: do you want us to approach this. So I've been
Speaker 1: thinking about it, and I say, don't bring up the
Speaker 1: self tanner right away because maybe there's something else. Like
Speaker 1: I've listened to guys a bajillion times and it could
Speaker 1: be something totally different. Maybe he just didn't think I
Speaker 1: was that cute or that. Mary won't be offended. If
Speaker 1: the guy that you don't think is attractive doesn't find
Speaker 1: you attractive, that's good, that's good. You know, some people
Speaker 1: just are into different things. So maybe he's just not
Speaker 1: into that. But like I think I'm pretty cute, So
Speaker 1: don't bring up the wet brown bed until later if
Speaker 1: it comes to that. All right, Mary, let's call Adam
Speaker 1: right now and get some answers for you. Ready, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you? All? Right? Here we go? Hello? Hi, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Adam please. Yeah, who's this. Hey, it's
Speaker 1: your morning wake up call, Adam. Good morning. I'm on
Speaker 1: the do not Spam list. Oh no, this isn't a
Speaker 1: spam call, Adam. Are you satisfied with your current healthcare provider?
Speaker 1: It's not a spam call, Adam. What's going on? Hey, Adam? Sorry,
Speaker 1: this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooken Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Do you have a minute to talk
Speaker 1: with us? Wow radio? Yes, it's an old fashioned device
Speaker 1: and you listen to music on it. Sometimes people talk
Speaker 1: out of it, even like a podcast, yeah, the predecessor
Speaker 1: to podcasts. But yeah, let's just call it a podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you want? Well, actually work calling on behalf
Speaker 1: of one of our listeners who's been trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. Her name is Mary. Oh oh
Speaker 1: you like Mary. I don't think that that was z
Speaker 1: O that I got. I got I heard? Oh yeah
Speaker 1: no I oh. Well, so, yeah, you went on a
Speaker 1: date recently with Mary, Adam. And she says that she
Speaker 1: had a really great time with you, and now you're
Speaker 1: not talking to her anymore, and she wants to know
Speaker 1: the reason why she told you about our date. Huh.
Speaker 1: She gave us a little rundown of it. It sounded
Speaker 1: really fun. I mean, she said, you guys weren't dancing,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was really cool of you to
Speaker 1: be up for, you know, dancing on a first date.
Speaker 1: You met on tender one thing late to the next.
Speaker 1: Sounds like everything went great. It was until it wasn't.
Speaker 1: And at what point wasn't it? I mean, she really
Speaker 1: doesn't know. I find that hard to believe. Ye is
Speaker 1: there something about Mary? Oh my god, Jeffrey, you put
Speaker 1: in did you do that on her? I'm sorry? Is
Speaker 1: there something about Mary that bothered you? I don't know
Speaker 1: what you guys are laughing about. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: It's fine, don't worry, don't worry. Worry, But that's not
Speaker 1: the whole point is. Mary wants to know the reason
Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back. She says, she had
Speaker 1: a really really good time with you, and the fact
Speaker 1: that you're not calling her it's kind of upsetting and
Speaker 1: she just wants some answers as to why. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think she knows why I'm not calling her back.
Speaker 1: I don't want to embarrass her, Okay, I don't think
Speaker 1: she'll be embarrassed. She knows she listens to these that
Speaker 1: there could be some like really terrible information she finds
Speaker 1: out about herself. Like she's very aware of the consequences here.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she's trying to get a hold
Speaker 1: of me. Like if for her, I would have never
Speaker 1: told anyone what happened? What was it? What happened? She
Speaker 1: told you all about the date, Yeah, and she told
Speaker 1: you about the next morning. Yeah. Maybe you can tell
Speaker 1: us what your side of the story is. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not sides, it's facts. She went in my bed
Speaker 1: like number one and number two? Is that really what
Speaker 1: you think happened. I'm positive I can't believe she would
Speaker 1: tell a radio station what she did. Adam. This is
Speaker 1: Mary Mary. Yes, that's a little bit early, but Adam,
Speaker 1: Mary's been on the line listening. We forgot to tell
Speaker 1: you that, and she heard everything you said. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Mary's told the other line, Adam, and she's listening. She
Speaker 1: knows what you just said about her doing a duty
Speaker 1: in your bed. It wasn't that. There's a good explanation,
Speaker 1: And I really do have a really good explanation. Like
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're on the whole. Why if I
Speaker 1: were you, why would you highlight that you did this? Like, well,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? I got just wait, I was
Speaker 1: wearing self tanner and I had a lot on from
Speaker 1: the night before, and so then it got all over
Speaker 1: your bed. So I was trying to quietly wipe it off.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Listen, I was in the bed.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just that, like there's a specific smell and
Speaker 1: that It wasn't tanner smell. It was number two smells.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Adam, you don't believe her. No, I
Speaker 1: saw evidence and the smell. I know what number two
Speaker 1: smells like. Come on, wait a minute, So who's lying here? Mary? Okay,
Speaker 1: there might have been like a little bit wait what wait?
Speaker 1: What did you just say? Only because I had drank
Speaker 1: a lot the night before it happened like whenever you
Speaker 1: break off just self tanner. Well it was mainly self tanner. God,
Speaker 1: I feel so dirty. Why are you doing this? Mary? Mary?
Speaker 1: Adam was right, why are you ashamed? Like? What is
Speaker 1: your problem? Why are you calling us? I that's what happened.
Speaker 1: What have you doing? Run? Never call this guy again.
Speaker 1: I was just like a little bit, like a tiny
Speaker 1: little streak like you know, when like you have to far. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm so disgusted. I was. It was gross. A couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. I tried to block it out of
Speaker 1: my head. You guys are making me relive it, and
Speaker 1: I'm just as disgusted now. And it wasn't a little
Speaker 1: It was a Jackson Pollock. Stop stop with the visuals. People,
Speaker 1: just burn the sheets, take the maddress to the dove.
Speaker 1: I burnt my sheets and she left. She left me
Speaker 1: sitting in it like she didn't even offer to help.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all so disgusting. Mary, How can
Speaker 1: you leave a guy straighted like that? You didn't even
Speaker 1: apologize for it. What am I gonna do? Like pick
Speaker 1: up my underwear? Ellen? Can I have your sheets? All?
Speaker 1: I'm at it? Like no? Or am I gonna stay?
Speaker 1: Let me do your boundary? I know we just met. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it was like the tiniest little thing. Plus our conversation
Speaker 1: was great. The dancing with you. You got it on
Speaker 1: my arm. You're exaggerating a little bit. I mean it
Speaker 1: was like just like the tiniest bit. Oh no, even
Speaker 1: a little bit is too much, I think, Mary. Do
Speaker 1: you guys need to listen to me, Like we connected, Adams,
Speaker 1: Did we not connect? Like? Think about when we were dancing,
Speaker 1: think about when we're ever drains. Like it was the
Speaker 1: best first day I've ever had, minus that little short
Speaker 1: thing the next morning, but the gartless of everything else,
Speaker 1: five star day, it was amazing. You can justify however
Speaker 1: you want, but the fact is you took a crap
Speaker 1: in my bed. Yeah. I didn't take a crap. It
Speaker 1: was like a short list. Enough of the descriptors, Please
Speaker 1: just ask them, ask them, Jeffrey and I can't do
Speaker 1: this anymore, Adam. You know, in some cultures, I think
Speaker 1: going number two is a sign of affection to a person.
Speaker 1: So I'm just assuming maybe that's Mary's culture, and in
Speaker 1: that sense, she really liked you, So maybe you would
Speaker 1: consider going out on another date with her, and if
Speaker 1: you would, we would pay for it. What a number dates?
Speaker 1: Are you ab to imagine us? We're hanging out, we're
Speaker 1: sharing an appetizer at some Applebe's. What do you think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be thinking about her going in my bed? Oh?
Speaker 1: How do you think this is salvageable? Did I hear you? Adam?
Speaker 1: I wasn't even there, and I can't get the image
Speaker 1: out of my head. You can empty herself before the
Speaker 1: date to make sure there's no accidents. Mary Adam, you
Speaker 1: are very emotional right now, and when you calm down,
Speaker 1: Almy will work it out. We'll do it like dancing
Speaker 1: lesson number two. It will be so good dancing lesson
Speaker 1: number two. Her specialty that grows